rape edition
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Previous thread >>6628713
more like edgy edition desu
http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/everything-ive-learned-about-sex-paris-lees
OMG Paris Lees is getting a BBC show!
whats up mtfg
im kinda bored
what yall doing
also rape is bad dont do that >:c
First for absolutely rejected.
>>6629980
Are you fishing or actually serious this time?
>>6629995
Hello again Smiles!
I'm sorry people are being weird at you. :c
>>6629995
just going past the hahndorf turnoff
i'll be with you in a few hours
threadly reminder that there are cis women with bodies like this, and everything's going to be fine.
>>6630001
this tbdesu
there was a girl in my history class that was built like a linebacker
funny too, because she was weak as
>>6629999
mfw
>>6630001
You know that when most of these people cry about "not passing" what they really mean is "not looking like an anime girl" right? They don't pass because they want to be a 500 year old vampire loli not a woman.
>>6629995
Morning knuckles
I just woke up.
Yesterday was interesting for me. I took two vicodin in the morning but aside from that i had no other substances go through me. And in the evening i was hallucinating and i was extremely drowsy. I was seeing noses. I had a moment where i was awake and using my phone and then somewhere i faded into sleep without noticing because i dreamt i was using my phone. The dream was an exact continuation of what i was doing while awake.
I slept for what must have been 10 or 11 hours. My nightmare was also weird this time. I was less freightened.
>>6629995
kato has given me permission to stay, does this mean we can be friends Smiles?
hey baes
what's going on?
Extending my offer to any Australian memerinos who want to play some le online videogaymes. I'm bored and my irl friends are busy and playing alone sux.
>>6629998
:p dw the anon was just tongue and cheek
>>6629999
:o uh oh
oh and nice quads :v
>>6630011
morning ^^
>>6630012
ofc anon
>>6630001
if she lost weight she would have nice shapes.
although she has hockey shoulders like i do and thats pretty bad : "D
>>6630005
kinda weirdly curious what the picture was taken for in the first place
>tfw late night trip to the servo to grab some papers so I can roll a j
excellent
>>6630016
>Australian
are you in brisbane?
sick gatho going on at my place on sat
>>6630016
depends what you play
i'm a mute also, so it would be quiet
>>6630017
I didn't mean the fake visitor, just the uh... Terrorists? Cultists? Whatever they are. The creepy ones.
>>6630014
ooooverwatch
https://www.strawpoll.me/10845211
>>6630026
Is that any good?
>>6630017
Hooray, Smiles is my friend.
>>6630025
?
???
?????
>>6630033
she's referring to me lol
>>6630030
>>6630028
I wish i was Australian. I was told i look like an Australian today. I'd totally move there. Just so long as i dont ever have their accent.
>>6630036
That's not proof
Someone has played thousands upon thousands of hours of Go Go Nippon and that's a piece of shit
>>6630036
i've played like 600hrs of tf2
doesn't mean it isn't crap
>>6630035
everyone being anon isnt helping ;=;
smiles is a bully
>>6630040
I think Overwatch gets boring rather quick.
>>6630036
so uhhh...
moderately good?
>>6630049
But... where do you find the time?
>>6630046
smiles beat me up and took my lunch money can confirm
>>6630041
oh tom you cheeky fuck
I'll put those songs on, k
>>6630001
Everything is going to be OK.
>>6630052
that was from my two year long neet phase
I pretty much don't even play vidya any more lol
>>6630050
>calling hips a rapist
she's p sad desu why would you do that
>>6630055
Everything.
>>6630058
uhhh
when did i say that ;-;
mfw mlp: skittles is magic
>>6630057
Honestly I'd pley geimus if I wasn't busy basically all the time. I would stop shitposting here if it didn't take mere seconds.
>>6630062
she said you implied it to her
>>6630061
>oh come on, someone as sweet and innocent as smiles would never do that
she's like most australian girls
sweet and innocent on the outside, but a heart of pure vegemite, pale ale and timtams
>>6630068
the fuck is pale ale lol
>>6630061
I have 300+ hours in every Battlefield from Bf 2 to Bf 4.
And 400+ in CSGO.
But Overwatch just seems so boring in comparison. I don't know why. Maybe because I was playing 50% of the time alone and I enjoy support which gets mostly shit on.
>>6630070
not proper mute
but a little
like i find it really hard to talk
particular with people i'm not really familiar with
>>6630071
pic related mate
>>6630065
I got annoyed she was annoying red
i never said or meant to imply that
that was it ;-;
>>6630073
shitposting or drinking desu
i don't drink so i shitpost to the max
>>6630075
well that's what she told me
i didnt see the logs so idk what happened
ill make her feel better or something then
>>6630078
Don't forget your rape kit.
>>6630074
>drinking anything other than spirits
you some kind of soft cunt?
>>6630074
Yeah that's all fine, but why would you bait me with "depends what you play". Strangers and my heart is already broken by being lead on.
>>6630081
i don't drink
and yes
>>6630084
neither did I, until I discovered the pure joy of skulling half a litre of $20 vodka and throwing up a metric fuckload of fettuccine on my friend's computer
>>6630083
because if you played something i had
like csgo
i'd at least try
it was a long shot and it didn't work
sorry anon ;_;
>>6630081
>drinking vodka from anywhere east of Poland
Top pleb.
>>6630063
poll?
>>6630096
it's up further in the thread
>>6630090
French vodka is the best vodka, anyway.
>>6630089
L[]L yeah I dunno if I'm that desperate to play ragequit simulator again.
DEAD, SAME TIME EVERY NIGHT
(I did the meme mum! hehexd)
>>6630090
okay first of all, this is where finlandia is from
second of all, it doesn't matter where vodka comes from as long as it's not a russian style vodka
for instance, karavan is from france and it still tastes like sour charcoal because it's a russian recipe
>>6630101
belvedere >>>>>>>>>> grey goose desu
>>6630102
oh well ;_;
who else /fbc/ here?
I don't know what's up. Never had that many visitors on my OkC profile in so little time...
>>6630110
no1care
how do targeted ads know me so well
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TNrRhEcN9I
>>6630122
They don't know me well. I keep getting ads for pregnancy tests and baby stuff. Which is half-hilarious, half-horripilating.
>>6630110
the visitors are women or men?
your profile is visible for men?
>>6630134
Lesbian, bi and asexual women, mostly cis. I'm listed as an asexual woman with the "I don't want to see straight people" setting...
holy shit
have you ever been TOO high?
>>6630136
yes
>>6630137
respect
>>6630136
When I climbed the Mont Blanc, yeah...
>online dating websites
>>6630135
But that's not /truetrans/
>>6630140
CFH, u da bes
>>6630141
The ends justify the means anon.
>>6630136
i've never been high
>>6630145
I wonder if the means ever justify the ends?
oh wait I don't think that would work that's basically keynesian economics lol
>>6630141
OkC used to be more about silly user created tests and quizzes and less about dating. I'm keeping that profile for sentimental value. That profile's text is designed to keep people away. I get about one message per year. Browsing through profiles is occasionally amusing, though.
sup nerds
hows life treating ya
How2deal with having man face and small shitty conetits and no hope of passing ever without surgery that I'm not able to afford?
tfw your manager cancels your shifts again for the second week in a row ;-;
t-thanks
>>6630168
Wow
did he offer an explanation?
>>6630167
Go out and have some fun. TUrn the bad feels into good feels.
>>6630164
hello bby!
I am okay, term is over, makes my life a bunch easier how are you?
okay getting that high after having eaten over a kilogram of macaroni and a giant piece of schnitzel was not my best idea
but mouthy told me I can't be held accountable for my actions because I'm mentally ill so it's her fault
>>6630172
he said it was the weather but seeing as how last time he cancelled it was a sunny day and this sunday looks like its gonna be sunny (relatively) idk :p
>>6630168
Aww :C
*hugs*
>>6630176
Is Emellie the German version of Emily?
wow so I woke up my mum with my vomiting and now she's "worried" about me
after all this time you finally realise I'M A PIECE OF SHIT
woowwwww bitch
>>6630182
Why do you stuff yourself that way, anyway?
>>6630177
>because I'm mentally ill so it's her fault
by european standards, being a tranny makes her mentally ill as well, so it cant be her fault either
>>6630180
I dont think so, Ive never seen it. Emily stays Emily. stuff like Emillie etc. looks more german but would actually be considered super hipster here.
>>6630183
hai :3
I am okay
>>6630176
Morning :3
>>6630189
>filename
oh god!!
>>6630189
heyo bby <3
>>6630174
We're playing a private after party for pride soon.
Maybe I'll girl it up there.
Also I cant go out and have fun for a few weeks.
>>6630176
that means you're p much celebrating no school atm woop
cant get over certain habits which suckkk
otherwise im doing stuff again like playing guitar and bass so thats cool
should i live with hips for three months next year
>>6630196
Careful or you're going to lose your straight privilege...
okay okay so do I blame drinking vodka alone while so full of macaroni on being stoned, and be banned from weed until I move out, or do I blame it on being mentally ill, and get sent to a mental hospital
actually wait if I got sent to a mental hospital I couldn't smoke anyway nvm
>>6630199
no
>>6630198
I can imagine it being hard, I am sorry bby :/
glad you re doing stuff again you enjoy tho!!
>>6630202
w-why D:
>>6630197
>a private after party for pride
Excellent occasion to go full degenerate and pull out all of the stops.
>>6630206
>why
I mean, you did post a pic of two girls kissing :3
Hey everyone who isn't a normie, being a normie is really great. It's so much fun being social and having a life; you should try it sometimes. We normies also get bfs/gfs (people who love you and share a physical and mental intimacy with) on the regular.
>>6630206
It starts with hugs, then kisses and before you know it, you'll end up bi...
Can't sleep, so I guess I'll just stretch and get ready for my run
>>6630205
Just say you under cooked the macaroni or something, jeez how hard can it be??
>>6630210
hey bby
>>6630217
>I undercooked the macaroni and then decided to drink vodka alone
hmmm bb
>>6630220
Hi Red :3
>>6630210
>mouths not touching
>kissing
???
>>6630209
lurk moar
>>6630215
oh god ;~;
i hope not.
>>6630221
You were drinking online with some friends who were also drinking. THIS IS THE FUTURE MUM. L2lie
>>6630225
What's wrong with being bi?
>>6630229
It's degenerate
>>6630225
Mouths about to touch :3
Soon you'll be bi :3
>lurk moar
Actually, what is the thingy with hips? There was something earlier but I had to leave. She assaulted someone or something?
Ugh god
How to look cute in feminine activewear when you're 6'2?
>>6630224
what's shaking?
>>6630235
Nothing much atm :3
How are you?
>>6630207
Well now I won't look as good as those fine ladies, but I'll do my best!
>>6630229
being bi isnt the problem. I just dont like girls
>>6630233
lots of stuff, its not my business though, so I am not gonna comment.
>>6630241
oh ok :3
I love you mummy :3
>>6630241
Fair enough
>>6630239
>I told you, I'll make you poly :P
youre welcome to try bby
>>6630235
>How to look cute in feminine activewear when you're 6'2?
>>6630247
That's really good :3
I wish I could run one mile ;-;
>>6630248
Keep that shit in /mlp/...
Transition was a mistake
>>6630253
That doesn't look like a pony, and it's not little either.
>>6630259
being born was a mistake
>>6630237
Be as fabulous as you can be.
>>6630262
life was a mistake
goof morning!
>>6630266
kill me
>>6630259
"Your life was a mistake" t. God to me
>>6630246
I will do it. There is no try :3
>>6630259
>>6630262
>>6630265
>>6630270
I see happy hour is starting.
>>6630259
2016 was a mistake
>>6630274
Got nothing to drink yo
>>6630275
this. only good parts of 2016 were:
>meeting my gf
>meeting you and F
>being slightly less weird
>meeting new friends
>>6630268
?? why
>>6630275
>tfw you are bearing witness to the fall of western civilization
>tfw your generation is completely ok with it
>>6630275
is it terror month in germany or smth
>>6630278
2016 has been really good for me so far, to be honest...
>>6630275
My life was a mistake ever since FFS :)
>>6630290
Good to hear that ^^ <3
in 2016 i:
>developed an opioid addiction
>stopped my school course
>started living with my parents again
>no job, school or social contacts
>spend all day inside doing dope
>in debt cus of dope
>still not passing
and the year isnt even over yet ehehhhEHEHE
yuck this thread is lame as h*ck right now
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>6630283
but that already started in 2001
>>6630293
go hug your bf angie
>>6630286
yes. sandpeople chimping out all over the place. but theyre so inefficient its laughable. its like they arent even trying to kill people. Personally, I dont really care about that tho. I just enjoy the happening threads on /pol/
>>6630302
I was too young to remember anything from then
I've just ultimately came to realize it this year ;__;
>>6630275
PROS
>met a qt who makes me very happy
>started hrt
>got a job
CONS
>my fathers abuse ramped up to 11
>considered going homeless to escape from my dad
>still planning on doing that btw :v
>losing more and more things in my life because they bring up memories of family so i cut them off
>anorexia reached a new low
>started cutting
>started failing more and more in school
>physical contact is now extremely hard for me because it reminds me of my father
despite the good things yes 2016 was a mistake
>>6630276
Cmon, I live in Sweden where all alcohol above 4,5% is sold in a state owned store only on regular days and only to 4 in the afternoon. You know, the time most people are at work. So if everyone here can get their hands on alcohol here so can you lassy.
>>6630302
>but that already started in 2001
Earlier, even Hitler faught against the moral and social decay of his time, same culprits this time around too.
https://youtu.be/kzIRG525l6s
>>6630311
>met a qt who makes me very happy
You have a bf/gf?
>started hrt
And you already look pretty much cis <3
>CONS
All of those are awful ;~;
*hugs*
>>6630316
no bf or gf but theyre nice and liking eachother is nice and whuaa
and i dont look cis irl ;-;
>>6630313
I could buy it but a bottle shop is too far and I have school tomorrow
>>6630317
>no bf or gf but theyre nice and liking eachother is nice and whuaa
Do you have a crush? :P
>i dont look cis irl
Literally everytime I have seen you you have looked adorable
>>6630320
m-maybe
and thats because i abuse lighting and angles
ask soko/ava i dont pass irl
>>6630302
We aren't together anymore
>>6630321
>m-maybe
Is it someone irl or someone here/on discord? :P
>ask soko/ava i dont pass irl
I bet you do. And anyways you are like 15 so by the time you are an adult you'll be practically cis.
SHITPOSTING, HO!
>>6630330
someone here :s
but seriously ask them i dont pass :v
NEW THREAD THEME SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OefTRnhH1V0
>>6630331
Heeeeeeeyo Sirona <3
>>6630337
>someone here
I think I have a pretty good idea. Which country?
>but seriously ask them i dont pass :v
You'll pass soon enough if you don't already. I mean, I'm pretty sure you are youngest here and are already on mones :P
>>6630345
burger
>>6630346
how old r u
>>6630349
She's a 500 year old loli vampire, like the rest of us.
>>6630349
√225
>>6630346
Hm, wasn't expecting that :s
Hmmmm... who could it be...
What does their name start with?
>>6630273
oh my gosh!!!
>>6630313
but Hitler wasnt our generation D:
>>6630324
I dont believe you
>>6630350
Actually, I was born in 1437, so I'm a bit older than you. And thankfully not a loli.
>>6630351
cool are u on mones
>>6630353
>posting more yuri
IT BEGINS
THE TRANSBIANISATION BEGINS
>>6630331
communist scum out
>>6630358
Carol be a dear and kill me please
>>6630263
I wish I passed as good as him desu
>>6630353
We've been spilt for 2 weeks
>>6630355
ye 4 months
>>6630352
I-I've said too much already
>>6630364
!!! we're the same person
Decide to watch some trannies on YouTube.
>They all pass
>They all have decent voices
>Most are young transitioners
What is this shit. Is this how normal trannies are and we're just a bunch of old hons
>>6630364
>I-I've said too much already
It's me isnt't it.
Fuck
(Nah, just messing with you, it's deffo Grace)
>>6630369
best coast
(the rhyming type of best coast) :v
>>6630372
lmao bzzzz
wrong
someone else :s
>>6630375
isla?
>>6630373
Ok, thats narrowed it down a bit :P
>tfw no bf to be affectionate with
>>6630363
youve ''''split'''' half a dozen times.
youve also killed yourself like 3 times and detransitioned 20 times in the last 3 years.
not that Ive a problem with any of that, I think its entertaining, and I like you. I just dont believe anything you say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pBQWzjCBs
tfw been listening to this all day
>>6630381
same
https://youtu.be/tssbVXhWkrs
I fucking love everything about this song and also it kills me inside.
smiles is 2cute4me
>>6630381
>>6630384
>Seeking meaning and validation through other people
Wow how gay
how do I adopt smiles
>>6630393
Sorry someone else did
>>6630392
i dont feel like its for validation i just want someone to be intimate with..........
>>6630392
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.
>>6630394
smiles can have two mommies
>>6630393
you can be the 4th :v
>>6630392
Well duh
I'm an idiot
>>6630395
iktf kittu. I wish I could like girls as much as I like boys but they like, do nothing for me lately.
>>6630398
but she already does
Sometimes I realise i'm actually a biological boy and i'm taking this thinking i'm girl joke too far and I just cry. When does this stop?
>>6630392
When you should be doing that through Jesus, right?
>>6630407
POOOOOOOOOOKSSSSSSSSSSS
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>6630409
.w. hi kit <3
>tfw pull my hair back and I look like a handsome boy
why was i born trans ;~; I couldve been happy
>>6630411
Same
>tfw ywn go back in time and stop your conception
>>6630410
hiiiiiiiiiii qt !!!
i missed you
:3
smiles is the official daughteru of mtfg
>>6630417
i miss u too ~~
>>6630411
I feel the same way but my mom told me yesterday that i look more female with my hair back.
: /
>tfw accepting relatives even though you're a hon
could be worse but i'd trade family up for good looks anyday
>>6630411
cute =/= handsome, also proof? ;)
>>6630382
Yep let's all laugh at the mighty hon
>walk around house with no shirt on and huge cow tits sticking out
>no one says anything at all
>get caught putting in makeup
>everyone loses their shit and makes a huge deal
memes
>>6630425
no thanks thats one ugly selfie thats never getting sent
>>>/gif/8985388
they don't do sound here
ded
>>6630446
pretty much
I'm voting hillary because I'm a real gurl
>>6630446
i'm uninteresting, you post more.
>>6630451
I'm not voting because I'm not an American
>>6630432
I reckon that will apply to most of mtfg.
It certainly represents me pretty well.
>>6630452
I'm not very interesting myself xP
bored
>>6630397
I'm just full of optimism and sunshine dear.
>>6630395
>>6630400
Well dont mind me too, I usually keep this sort of cynicism and negativity to myself but it spills out occasionally, I wish I had better things to talk about. I'm sure you'll find who you're looking for in due time, rarely does anyone go lonely forever. Just remember though you can have hundreds of people around you and still feel lonely, so dont expect things to magically become better by getting a bf.
>>6630406
Iunno, I know as little about why we humans feel unfulfilled as you do.
my job is shit, wow is shit, i ruined my shoes that i bought on friday, things are deffo looking up
It's probably timezones.
Australians are going to bed, Europa is still getting home from work/school and Americans are still asleep.
>>6630458
post a webm of you making a piece of toast or something
i would, but we haven't any bread
>>6630459
yeah relationships aren't the only thing to life hehe xd
>>6630459
I don't expect things to get better if I had one, I'm just a selfish cunt who'd simply use a partner for validation
>>6630459
>Just remember though you can have hundreds of people around you and still feel lonely
but there is no one keeping my bed warm...................
if ded, maybe I can get some advice?
So the only real thing that keeps me from going batshit depressed is playing guitar and singing by myself, but with the whole transition thing I won't be able to sing that freely with a female voice. I'm kinda at a loss of what to do?
>>6630470
if it's by yourself can't you still sing
>>6630461
tfw dont now how to make webms
and i dont have any bread either ;-;
>>6630470
go full sigur rós and sing in falsetto
>>6630473
it's like in the terminal
"ffmpeg -i file.mp4 gib webm.webm"
>>6630473
you just convert a video to webm it's p easy
guy i just realized smiles has an Australian accent i never thought about it
>>6630466
>>6630468
>>6630469
Im gonna relieve you of my presence and fuck off now, and maybe think of something nice to say for next time.
Cheers.
>tfw getting really tired of presenting male all the time
>tfw sometimes get the urge to present really femininely despite knowing that I wouldn't even come close to passing if I did
>tfw realizing that this is pretty much what happens to hons
>tfw my fears were justified; if I'm not careful then I might become an actual hon
>>6630482
>I lyk normie music soz
leo sayer then?
>>6630481
Iktf
>>6630478
she's taller than me and probably speaks in a stronger accent
you wouldn't believe it, but i'd be intimidated if i were to encounter her irl
>>6630480
no you are fine
I just need to control my self-hate sometimes
>>6630470
Maybe you could just keep singing in your boy voice for now, and use this as motivation to practice your girl voice a lot.
>>6630489
Like how I made that sad webm from the chinese cartoons.
1. You film something or get a clip.
2. Then you shorten it to the desired length by using ffmpeg with the -ss, -c copy and -t commands.
3. Then you get the shortened clip to a webm by using 'ffmpeg -i [file] -c:v vp8 -c:a libvorbis -q:a [number between -1 and 5] -b:v 0k -crf [number between 10 and 60] [outfile]'.
3a. If it is to go on blue boards, replace all of the sound stuff with -an.
Alternatively, give me the files and ask me nicely to convert them.
I'm happy to do that for anyone on here, as long as it isn't CP or anything, and you don't want me to convert like 100 files in a single sitting.
>>6630498
o ok
>>6630458
its 11:30 pm, shouldnt you be in bed???
so I finally ordered hormones and now my brain decides that its not sure that i want to be a woman but when i think about not taking them i get distressed at the thought of being a man, why cant it just make up its mind so i can not have constant anxiety for like 5 minutes
>>6630501
desu i want her to stay up but a growing girl needs her sleep
>>6630501
soon anon
soon
>>6630499
i understand 0 of that lol
ill figure it out tomorrow
>>6630501
Nah, she's getting ready to meet me.
I've just crossed the border and I'm going through Warrnambool now.
It's a shame it's so late, I would've enjoyed going to this cheese factory thing.
>>6630496
Well i'm sorta doing that at the moment, I'm practising girl singing but it sounds pretty shit right now...
i want to hug smiles when shes sad and twll her it's going to be ok
>>6630505
take a left turn and come over to Tasmania instead, you won't get arrested with me at least
>>6630505
>Warrnambool
holy shit
rip smiles
>>6630514
twll
>>6630516
Does the ferry run this late even?
I've never been.
Also, why would I be arrested?
I was just gonna say hello and get into an altercation with her father for being a mean person.
>>6630502
>tfw i'll never be a 15 year old trans so people will feel sorry for my brain exploding and want to hug emee
Heya ~
>>6630510
Yeah, pretty much everyone has their girl voice sound like shit when they first start practicing it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I dunno what to tell you except just keep practicing and try not to get too discouraged.
holy shit desu
new layton game
>>6630527
hii ^^
>>6630526
tfw when you were a shitposter 15 year old everyone just reported you and went back to arguing about kayla and potc and binary and edie
>>6630526
>tfw
zzzzzzzzzz
>>6630535
same my dude
>>6630535
>tfw you didn't have the internet at 15
>tfw your only knowledge of trans was a newspaper clipping and a the end of a programme taped from the sbs in like 2006
>>6630539
pr good for once c:
bout to go to slee p :z
>>6630539
Reflecting on some shitty life events
Not so good desu
>>6630541
im picturing you asleep its so cute
>>6630529
Yeah I get that, but we're talking singing here, That's on a whole other level to just passing in conversation. :(
>>6630539
I ruined a pair of £90 shoes that i've owned for less than a week :<
>>6630549
how
>>6630538
how the fuck
>>6630545
S T O P
>>6630543
Aw its gonna be fine, just hang in there
>>6630549
Awww i ripped my fave jeans on my bike chain last week
>>6630541
Yaaaay c:
today will be the first time ive ever hung out with another transwomen. i hope she presents female i'm going to be really disappointed if not. we're going to the park and then probably ordering pizza back at my house.
>tfw pizza for dinner, breakfast and lunch
>>6630545
Phonepostan so no trip
This is a few days old tho :v
>>6630555
I guess so, I really don't know why my brain decided to bring up these memories just no
>>6630558
hugg elann :3
>>6630558
>tfw can't eat pizza anymore cuz too fat
>>6630556
Beep, honey, you need to clear this with me or your father.
You know he doesn't like weird people going through this transvestism thing in our house.
>>6630560
i want to tuck you in and read you a bedtime story
>>6630567
eat pizza but less pizza
>>6630551
I don't know.
It's just the way things turned out.
It has fucked me up though.
Like a whole bunch of people on here struggle to socialise IRL, but manage to socialise with people online.
I can do neither.
If you were optimistic you could say that I have a handful of internet acquaintances but no real friends in any form.
Although it does mean that I won't be missed as much if I hero, which isn't a bad option to keep open, if not only as a 'worst case scenario' fallback.
>>6630561
Yea hope you feel better soon
Im gonna head out for dinner now, ill be back later tonight
Holy shit I just ran 9 miles
The burn feels so good
>>6630577
do you ever get post run snuggles
Can anyone post voices?? Pref people who have started HRT I guess...
>>6630581
Too sweaty for that
I'm drenched
>>6630576
i may or may not have shared a joint beforehand either way we didnt get home till 4 in the morning, god bless my anti-social working hours.
Sup nerds.
>>6630583
what about in the shower
>>6630582
HRT doesn't effect voice
i can nya tho
pope confirmed ww3
>>6630567
Simply eat less. Acquire pizza.
>>6630562
hugg anon! :3
>>6630569
Acquire pizza
>>6630576
Yee
>>6630587
Yeah I know, but I just meant like those who have started to take the plunge and started practising. I'll take that nya tho.
>>6630582
https://clyp.it/1jonzvuw
Who else have problem with weight loss? Or everyone are hungry skeleton wanting to gain something?
>>6630586
That sounds nice
Scrub me down with lavender bodywash anon!
>>6630582
My voice is awfull but whatver
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H5cYMN8BUi
Good night /mtfg/
>>6630595
Meeeeeeee!
Sass=fat ass
>>6630595
Just go bulimic
It's what I do
>>6630599
Beep honey, I'm starting to believe you're actually not working as a maid and this is some sort of fetishism.
>>6630606
dont do that anon its really bad for you :c
please
please dont :(
>>6630582
https://clyp.it/04lzrgyw?token=b7569aed340e53dfa2c69582d39e130c
I'm really quiet.
>>6630606
>Get bulimia
>Never lose weight
>Throat sphincter perma relaxed so have acid reflux every night
>Destroy tooth enamel
>Get hemorrhoids at 15 which start bleeding at age 23.
Yeah. Not a good idea
>>6630486
>>6630495
Im just really bad at expressing my feelings and when you gals bring intimacy problems up it cuts too deep and it makes me angry and I have to leave and smoke a joint to forget about it and take my mind off things.
I just had nothing to say.
>>6630616
that sucks : /
Guess it's time for bed.
Hope I don't see you guys again, but knowing my luck I'll see you guys tomorrow.
>>6630608
I try
>>6630609
Good
>>6630611
My life is already bad as is
>>6630615
Sounds nice
gonna
sleep
gnight mtfg
tty tomorrow
>>6630582
Lol if anything will make you feel better about your voice i'm sure this will be it; I'm the anon that was asking about singing. Here's my shit unpractised voice doing hardmode, you can really hear it get shit at the end. No shame I guess (reddit shrug emoji).
https://clyp.it/fua1x2po
man4lyf
>>6630606
Bulimia is a shit meme.
Just don't eat in the first place.
>>6630622
It is :3 especially the bleeding internal hemmorhoids.
>>6630623
good night fake smiles
Hey girls, how are you going?
I hope good.
>>6630613
It sounds like you're trying not to laugh
>>6630623
Nighty night. Don't let the bed bugs maim you.
>>6630625
Just like bdd is a shit meme
>>6630626
I'll be dead soon anyways
>>6630624
u have a pretty voice
can u sing more pls pls
>>6630629
I was.
https://clyp.it/u5e0icjc
>>6630637
This clip smells like my uncle.
>>6630637
waut
>tfw all this talk of pizza all the time and I can't have pizza because of gallstones
>>6630637
https://clyp.it/pfjhlkss
>>6630646
I WANT TO ORDER SOME PIZZA
>>6630647
gross..
>>6630637
Did you. Take up chain smoking 8 cartons a day in the past week or something
>>6630650
Pls no. It's not fair.
Nonono
Y'all have it all wrong
Just eat a somewhat healthy lean diet and be a cardio bunny
Run for miles and hours, push yourself
Do squats
Get fit and little, wear yoga pants
>>6630650
>>6630657
Did that and I'm still flabby
>>6630648
Oh god I'm dyin
>>6630652
:D
>>6630656
Yes, I also detransitioned and changed my name to Chad.
>>6630582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EKip8tvWcS
tfw your voice doesn't pass
>>6630660
What are you doing
C-can you call me a girl ; w ;
>>6630657
It's true. Pic related, typical transgirl wearing yoga pants.
>>6630664
why would we not?
it's assumed girl until proven otherwise here
and even then...
>>6630664
You're a boy harry
>>6630660
chad pls pound my boipussi uguuu
People on OKC are weirrrddd
>>6630659
Run more, duh
Do core workouts too I guess
>>6630667
Just get a fit waist and tuck good and transgirls can wear yoga pants
>>6630660
Oh ok. Why does your trip still refer to you as Elanna. Or is it for consistency's sake?
>>6630671
Did that
Still nothing
>>6630671
What's more worrying is that you have a 90% match with someone like that, really...
>>6630656
But i really like pizza.
>>6630658
That's a spooky pizza.
>>6630664
Hi dude.
>>6630671
L m a o
avoid.
>>6630668
I know, but it's just that no one has ever called me a girl before.
>>6630676
I was joking. I don't have to tuck and my waist is fine, but they're not for me. I hate yoga pants and leggings. They just look silly even on good looking girls.
>>6630670
*bounds poipucci*
U rikey kinki?
>>6630677
Consistencyyyy
Pls call me Chad and pls feel my biceps
>>6630663
Shitposting
>>6630634
I think i'll spare myself the embarrassment tty
>>6630681
lol
i got called a girl throughout primary school and into high school
>>6630684
Chad is a silly name. Can I call you Tanganyika instead?
>>6630680
>>6630680
Me too... Why is life so shit?
>>6630684
Only if you call me George and feel my biceps.
>>6630695
I went down to 117 pounds at my lowest without much effort and without calorie counting...
>>6630695
Still doesn't work
>>6630699
O.O
>>6630700
My life is going pretty well actually.
>>6630695
>149 pounds
That's almost Sheen's weight you fucking heffer
>>6630701
Yeah, but are you 189 cm?
My bmi is little
>>6630705
>heffer
>>6630705
At 6'2, I'm tiny for my height
>>6630704
I'm jealous as fuck.
>>6630706
Nah, I'm 172 cm. My BMI was still a good point lower than yours...
>>6630684
Hey Chad, I'm trying to cut down on my partying but don't want to flush all my drugs. Do you want these little blue pills? The high is amazing.
>tfw ur a hun
:'(
>>6630710
>anything over 17 not fat
Come on now
>>6630707
Hefner?
>>6630721
Let's be huns together
>>6630721
What's a hun?
>>6630721
So what? I'm a Hun too.
>>6630710
Is this a good thing?
>>6630722
BMI doesn't mean shit if you actually exercise and have more than the minimum amount of muscle.
>>6630723
Euphemism for fat
>>6630725
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attila
>>6630736
It's heifer, actually...
post menes
>>6630742
>>6630742
>>6630741
You're just retarded bro
>>6630742
> In tenth grade when I masturbated for the first time
lmao
>>6630742
>>6630752
note this one is very high quality
Im almost out of tranny chow, I need to make more pizza to have cute girls interested in me.
>>6630760
replenish ur salts bb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqV0jKI-8Wc
They did it
!!!
>>6630742
God i hate my dick so much.
It looks fucking terrible like just no, fuck that and my stomach, can't they just be not like that.
I don't know if le 9gag is worse than /pol/ or not.
>>6630773
i don't like this one be it says mean things about transbians
tfw in love with you gf so much its like ur always on fleek dabbin 100 famm
>>6630742
>>6630773
Just picked this up. Any other eurofags going to this?
>>6630804
no, i enjoy posting nazi girls too much
>>6630805
<3
>>6630742
pic
>>6630807
:3
How're you holding up?
>>6630773
>there's no love purer then yuri love
This would be met with "wanna be my gf? :333" at this day and age probably, at least if the person asking is cute
>>6629989
https://youtu.be/Zeg0RCv_0GY
>>6630810
no it wouldnt. Ironic AGP hating is part of the current culture :3
>>6630808
its okay in general, I am having a bad day today tho v_v.
>>6630742
>>6630807
> i enjoy posting nazi girls too much
> posts a girl that squirts rainbows
>>6630810
How's ur gf going? And when are you going to make it a short distance relationship?
i love /u/
>>6630815
D:
>>6630820
wao
WHY IS YOUTUBE GIVING ME ADS FOR POWER TOOLS?
>>6630814
>Ironic AGP hating is part of the current culture :3
That's kinda adorable in it's own way.
>>6630819
Hopefully early next year but we'll probably meet sometime sooner ^^
I'm not fucking fat!
Jesus!
I guess I need to be skinnier and smaller
But I'd like to see y'all run 7 miles non-stop
>>6630830
>That's kinda adorable
just like you bby
tfw in extreme pain
>>6630828
>Tfw dildo is a powertool
just had my clitoral hood repaired. ;^)
sore af rn senpai
Anyone like my painting?
╭( ◉෴◉ )╮
>>6630834
help
Since you gals like Pizza r8 this typical swedish kebab pizza. I dont know about you all but american pizza kinda skimps on the toppings, its like theyre tryna sell bread or something.
Typically is also served with those salted hot peppers, also known as feferoni or spanish pepper.
>>6630845
This is an abomination you just bought an open faced gyro
>>6630845
Kebab is life. That looks like gyros though.
Looks like 8/10 for a gyros pizza.
>>6630814
I'm always here if you want or need to talk to me <3
>>6630845
I dont like kebab pizza cause I dont think kebab belongs on a pizza, but this is still better than american bread by miles.
great amount of topping as well
woud taste/10
I wish my shoulders wherent so broad
I wish my jaw wasnt so strong
I wish my voice wasnt to deep
I wish i wasnt so tall
I wish i was socialised
I wish i was a cis-woman id embrace all the bad and all the good that whould come with that
>>6630833
y-you too
>>6630851
Bitch id take that pizza any day over some jew york thin as paper pizza. Chicago deep dish pizza looks crazy good however, never tried it though.
>>6630853
Gyros pizza w.e, gyro vs kebab is really just Turks and Greeks arguing over who invented a simple fucking dish first. Kebab/Gyros isnt really michelin tier food, its simple streetfood thats good and popular.
>>6630855
>Kebab doesnt belong on a pizza
Im pretty sure kebab was made to be on pizza, the greeks and turks got it all wrong.
>tfw every ex gf for 14 years texts you happy birthday
>.> it's a weird feel
>>6630845
swe' 'za is great
though I don't like kebab meat
>>6630868
Happy birthday baby <3
I'm so happy you're in my life
I hate that I can't be there to give you a present!
>>6630856
That's a pretty short list ya got there pal. Anyway socialising is just like talking on 4chan but less edgy and less time to think.
>>6630864
Aj knöw m8. Where in Sweden did you get that?
>>6630845
>Tfw this abomination is called Pizza
gooooodmorning!
>>6630864
Chicago pizza is just a meat pie with cheese and marinara sauce on top, it's still an abomination, it's just our abomination.
I think the point of the New York slice is to be able to eat it on the run from a paper plate, it's far from the pinnacle of pizza but it's good "I'm drunk at 2am and wandering around" food.
>>6630879
good morning!!!
>>6630871
Aww that's cute....
Can I just unwrap you?
>>6630854
thanks bby <3
>>6630880
NY pizza is the best american pizza.
>>6630890
yes, also, new thread.
>>6630891
is my body fucked or what
https://unsee
.cc/nirazepu/
>>6630875
I just googled kebab pizza and got one off a swedish forum, its not mine. I dont really take pics of food unless its a novelty item or something, like if I was at the heart attack grill or something ordering a fucking towerburger.
>>6630877
Are you some kind of food snob that travels to Milan every time you want to have a pizza?
>>6630880
Still looks tasty as fuck, no one makes it over here, its not even sold as a frozen boxed meal to reheat. And new york pizza looks so soggy and thin I cant imagine it doing anything but hang down like a flaccid dick, how the fuck you gonna eat that on the run when u gotta use two hands thatll get your fingers all greasy n shit. The pizzabun here is made soft but firm enough to not bend even with plenty of toppings so you just hold it by the edges.
I need a tripsitter
>>6630845
I'd hit it.
I mean, eat it.
>>6630855
>woud taste/10
your uncut girl cock
>>6631015
That cock is more cut than you can imagine
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jul/13/transgender-woman-arrested-voyeurism-target-changi/
Why do transbian hons have to ruin everything for straight girls?
Well guys i just did it. Today marks the first real day of hrt for me.
I dont really come here anymore... I need to get something off my chest.
I thought i was trans, because i'd get bouts of anxiety thinking about how my friend looks more feminine than me or how wide my shoulders are, i would end up in bed crying for hours, panicking over my life and how fucked up and broken i was. I saw a shrink, who after a few weeks told me he didnt think i was trans. In the end i had a freakout from that, told him he was wrong and stopped therapy, bought hrt, and then stagnated. I merged with the femboy type crowd, took hrt as a boy. And it built up my self esteem and i felt great, most of the time. I still had moments of doubt but i was good.
Now a year later, i have my first boyfriend, and obviously im stoked just to have someone who'll cuddle me and stuff. Here's where the big issues start. I feel more depressed. Like its all coming back and its going to ruin all the progress i made. Started crying thinking about stuff more lately again. Saw a couple of pictures where i looked disgusting, i dont know if somehow theyre just very unflattering or if im just an ugly monster. Started panicking over how manly i look in general again.
Which brings me to now. Its just a really prominent downer that i dont want to come back ;_; i should be happy, but instead this is going to fuck everything up, im going to lose my first boyfriend and my mood is deteriorating to shit again and i honestly dont know how to handle this again. With a year of hrt under my belt and still looking awful i dont have anywhere left to turn ;_;
I think I figured out why I'm always mad
Because if there's no rage burning inside me I calm down and realization of wanting to be a girl comes back and crushes me with depression
Thoughts?
Is Mme still around?
>tfw bf is having second thoughts about beeing with me
We met before i transissioned, guess he dosent find me attractive to him anymore....