mtfg

fig

grace a cutest

>last thread lasted for almost 850 posts
what the heck happened?

>>6617436
Second

>>6617437
they used to go to 1000 sometimes

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Nini mtfg
I love you all
Ummm
Amy if you're here,
I miss talking to you and wish we could be friends again
I love you all!!!!

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>tfw no trans gf into omorashi

>>6617433
>price
good way to stop a jew from ever reading them

Good morning :3
>>6617438
Nah, you are pretty adorable :3

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tfw i'll never be <5'4" like tracer or d.va
time to kms, g'n

>>6617441
good redtree
have sweet dreams

>>6617440
yeah, I know, before all the animeposting cancer the threads used to last 600 posts minimum

>>6617447
i want to play this but I don't want to spend more money on video games :/

I'm growing my hair out because I'm considering transitioning, and now everyone thinks I'm an edgy emo.

>>6617454
someone told me i looked like the guy from my chemical romance

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how the fuck do i get rid of ingrown hairs

how the fuck do i shave without completely fucking up

>>6617453
My looks are a secret, well desu they are somewhere in the archives but mostly a secret :3
>>6617447
D/w so much about height 3:
If you are going to bed tho goodnight <3
>>6617444
fucking disgusting
>>6617441
goodnight

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>working at bar
>drunk native girl ogling and going verbal at me
>trying to grab my ass when i am exposed or when i leave the confines of the bar
>"yeah bend over wooo"
>"wear something less for me next time"
>attempts to grab tits
>before she leaves she shouts "HEY SPEND A NIGHT WITH ME AND ILL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU HAHAHA!"

has to be the most perverted person i have ever encountered so far. 2 hours of that lol

>>6617457
exfoliate with sugar mixed with hydrochloric acid

do it really fast without any shaving cream

>>6617466
I have a gf but you are probably my favorite boy :3

>>6617461
I knew a girl like this in a music class. She always showed up drunk with beer breath and would say I had a hot ass and would grab it and kept asking for me to go to her place for fun.

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>tfw finally took half a xanax
There we go. I'm really worried about being addicted to this stuff, probably more than I should be concerned, but I don't think I'm gonna get to sleep without having it's relief.
>>6617436
>>6617439
<3
thank you

>>6617469
>tfw testosterone will ruin his personality

:(

>>6617474
how many mg?

benzos are easy to get addicted to and have an awful withdrawal so yeah be careful

>>6617472
<3
>>6617475
Maybe not. Some boys are cute enough to maintain personalities and stuff,

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>>6617467
at least would actually have the courage to do it

"waaah waaah i am a danger to myself because i gently and carefully make little pussy cuts on my arm waaaaaah waaah"

get a fucking job kid

>>6617474
well i hope you sleep well then!

<3

>>6617474
I'm worried about being addicted to meth. If there is a god I hope he get's some sort of sick pleasure from the state of my life.

>>6617481
i want to look like Taylor Swift

>>6617478
.5
So if it's half then .25
I need other calming methods but I'm not 21 yet
>>6617482
thank you <3

>>6617488
tell me if you find any (not being sarcastic )

>>6617467
Why so mean to Muff? Besides the diaper fetish.

>>6617493
I mean medical weed is a thing but I don't know much about it

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>tfw ur an organ donor

: )

>>6617459
>D/w so much about height 3:
easy for you to say

>>6617502
>organ, eye and tissue donor
I would be but I can't do eyes. You can have my heart or kidneys or whatever but I'm keeping my eyes.

>>6617502
ive got a penis for donation

how do you ask to be cremated without sounding suicidal?

i don't want to leave a skeleton for future archeologists to think is male

>>6617517
Tel whoever is gonna take care of your final affairs or put it in your will?
Are you suicidal?
I personally don't care but I know that's what my parents will do, since cremation is cheaper than a plot and a casket

>>6617521
i was like 6 months ago so talking about my death is going to be suspicious im only 18

>>6617525
Oh
Well
You could preface the statement with saying that you aren't suicidal?
If you're 18 and not suicidal why are you thinking about it? Most people outlive their parents which means you'd need to have it in your will for a future spouse, or any future children/heirs

>>6617530
what if i die in an accident or get shot or something

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soup

>>6617529
I know you will <3
You seem nice <3

>>6617532
ayyyyyyyy

>>6617531
The odds of that are small, don't worry about it.

Also I doubt there's a way to bring that issue up without making your parents think you're suicidal again.

>>6617532
Hi mummy :3
How are you?

>>6617531
Write a will; that's typically how it's done.

Hmm, maybe I should write a will but I've never thought it worth my time to care how my affairs or belongings are disseminated posthumously.

>>6617517
But if you don't have a body you can't join in the inevitable zombie apocalypse

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>>6617541
this.
you also wont be able to fight in the skeleton war :c

>>6617536
hai, Idk yet, just got up its too early to know.

>>6617534
ayyyyyyyyy

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me on the right u on the left

listening to bonnie tyler
mmmm
amazing

>>6617545
what's up

>>6617542
i play yeah

and i've always thought that's due to people growing up as one gender or another and developing interests through that experience

>>6617545
Oh. *hugs*
I hope today is a good day for you :3
>>6617542
<3
I have a PS4 but no multiplayer games and no Playstation Plus

get real sick of underage trips (except smiles i like her)

>>6617557
wtf ive been here for 3 years
well only tripping for a bit over 1 year but cmon
did it take you THIS LONG to start getting sick of me?
like for real
how are you not fucking trying to claw at my neck in an attempt to end my life yet

>tfw the best girl on earth is your gf

>>6617559
I might add you anyways later :3

>
Notes: LSD can't kill you by overdose.. you might go psychotic if you take tens/hundreds of thousands of times the normal dose, but thats hardly surprising, since you'd have to be insane to take that much in the first place. General warning - even for normal use, if you are depressed, it'll just amplify the depression, not lift it, and the chances of a bad trip are probably higher. Probably, the only way to kill yourself with this stuff is to drop two tonnes of it on yourself.
Kek

>>6617565
>since you'd have to be insane to take that much in the first place
challenge accepted

bonus points: what happens if you're already psychotic?
asking for a friend

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>>6617551
I am tired ;~;

>>6617554
I hope so too :3

>>6617569
Probably going to make your psychosis worse.

>>6617570
bad sleep?

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i want to be the anti sophie but i don't know where to get tons of soviet anime girls

>>6617565
>Alcohol (Spirits Preferably, Your Choice)
>Dosage: 1/2 litre vodka?
pfft only if you're a soft cunt
also what are you doing on this site bb? :(

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>>6617577
want me to help you out?

>>6617570
<3

>tfw my hair is shit and im at work so i cant fix it
Save me pls

>>6617579
yes pls
where can I get them

>>6617577
danbooru.donmai.us

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>>6617576
kind of, had weird dreams and stuff, and only slept like 6 hrs ;-;

>>6617583
gimme a minute

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>>6617582
Forgot pic becuse im a doof

>>6617585
6 hrs aren't so bad
I tend to get less than that

>>6617569
Lmao
>>6617574
Maybe
There is an addendum:

>Calle: I don't quite believe in what Mike is saying about psychosis here. As far as I have been able to find out, LSD works by catalyzing certain substances in the brain, and thus vast overdoses have no more effect than merely large ones. Once all the stuff in your brain is used up, there will be no more effect.
>A correspondent points out a case reported by The Journal of Clinical Toxicology where eight people snorted pure LSD Tartrate, beliving that it was cocaine. The amounts ingested was estimated to be from 1000 to 10000 times an ordinary dose. Half of them lapsed into comas, but all of them came out of it without any treatment. Some were given Valium for anxiety efterwards.
>On the whole, it seems that LSD is about as safe as a drug can be, despite much propaganda saying otherwise.
>>6617578
I have a text archive of the site saved on my phone....

>>6617586
What's wrong with your hair? Kinda messy but I think it looks cute.

>>6617586
I have the exact same hair texture, I just wear them in a ponytail with a couple of curls framing my face, if they get messy like that its impossible to get them to look good without washing them since you cant really brush at all

>>6617592
>what's wrong
Rude af, her hair is cute

>>6617596
But, that's what I said?

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i like this pic because its blurry and you cant see the flaws in me as easily because of it

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>>6617588
I am not used to getting less than 9 ;-;

>>6617583
so I looked around, but for some reason devianart and what else I used dont really have that many.
you can find dozens if you just google picture search soviet anime girls though.

>>6617590
>eight people snorted pure LSD Tartrate, beliving that it was cocaine
ZNVJVSADVKNASVDASKJFNBEWKLEVNAWKALVNAKALNSVAKLDGNSRGKSLFJ

>>6617597
Oh my bad I had forgotten what she said originally. Sorry anon

>tfw want to avatarfag on 4chan
>tfw have no idea what to avatarfag with

>>6617599
9 hours? wow
I'm jealous desu

>>6617602
yuri

>>6617600
Lmao
Is LSD hard to buy? I sort of want to try that honestly

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>>6617602
chubby girls bending over

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>>6617603
student life :3

>>6617565
I think the biggest problem is that people think that LSD and Acid are the same thing.

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>>6617602

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>>6617594
Do you feel my feels?
>>6617591
>>6617592
Awwww thanks famfam~

>>6617607
High School a shit

>>6617608
Yeah it's a nuisance. I used to be friends with a drug dealer and he kept trying to sell me acid when I asked him about LSD

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i have a collection of over 18000 avatar folder pics im a fucking loser rofl
>>6617610
sometimes

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>>6617612
I cant tell if you are really young, or if you assume I am.

>>6617608
is this a meme

I can't wait to have a job again

>>6617615
I am
I'm 18 : P

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my regrets are keeping me up.
I hate this feeling
I told a girl a few weeks about my disease, someone who was super nice and I would adore to meet in Portland. I just wanted to meet her, and learn about ffs from her, shop with her, share affection, share love with. But when I told her....she blocked me. We both were excited to see each other, but I guess I fucked up by catching this. I hate this. I miss talking to you Wendy. At least you didn't yell at me like my ex-bf/master did.

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>>6617496

>>6617605
I've never seen it in powdered form. that's terrifying.

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>>6617619
SO CUTE :3
I am 26 :c

>>6617617
LSD is an acid. I'd bet the majority of research chemicals are acids. Some are better than LSD but most are subpar. Check out Alexander Shulgin's wikipedia if you're curious.

>>6617625
LSD is the best acid hands down

that 2ce and nbome shit can fuck right off

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>>6617624
yea, hell I actually turned 18 a couple of days ago ^^

>I am 26 :c
what's wrong with being 26?

>>6617622
>break the blades out the shaving razor
Why did no one ever tell me this?

Also why cut your arm, why not the top of your thigh?
>>6617623
Me neither; that was an experiment so maybe the government produced it or something?

>>6617631
arm is more sensitive

>>6617629
I honestly haven't tried LSD yet I think. But yeah I'd imagine it should be the best because it was so mainstream in the 60's the perfected the art. I've taken DOB though which is stronger and lasts longer. LSD will come my way someday

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>>6617630
I dont wanna be old and wrinkly :c

>tfw tired as hell from traveling and walking around
>tfw feel bad about myself/my body
>tfw even though yesterday was lovely and i'm still in paris i cant get myself to be happy today
heeeeeellllppppp

>>6617635
Try the inside of your thigh, like directly below your crotch
Or if you really want to hurt, light a match and then after its lit and burning shove it tip down into your flesh

>>6617639
hugg fuf

>>6617638
oh pls you're not that old

>>6617640
I shove hot lighters into my thighs. I still have marks from 6 months ago
I love the pain

>>6617638
*hugs hard*
You aren't old mummy :3
You aren't nearly wrinkle age :3

D/w about age
*hugs again* <3

>>6617640
I'm not going to self harm anymore because me and my girlfriend made a promise to each other not to hurt ourselves anymore.

also one of her ex boyfriends would do that to her and I don't really want her to see those kind of marks on me.

>>6617644
I've never used a lighter that seems more cumbersome

>>6617633
It's something that's completely managble with anti-virals. Pretty much everyone knows, and I wish it wasn't that way....

>>6617646
Ohh
Well I hope that you're able to stay "sober" with that so to speak
The match marks don't last too long they look like birth marks of a sort after about a month

>>6617647
I like when my girlfriend does it to me !

Tfw old lady working at dollar tree is covered in deep self-harm scars. She was probably only around 40 but she looked over 60. Be safe guys.

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>>6617639
when I was 18, I was forced to travel through france as well (on the way to the UK). I had vowed to never tread on french ground without a tank division under me though, so I declared the bus to be the german embassy, and travelled through france while still being in germany. thanks based Lenin for that idea

>>6617642
>tfw skin is leather
>tfw everyone expects me to be super mature when I am just a crazy tranny

>>6617651
I used to burn with cigs, my burns are all still visible, hell one from almost 3 months ago still has the skin feeling rough

>>6617655
I love you mummy :3

>>6617653
red has genital herpes kek
I wouldn't touch that diseased whore with a ten foot pole

>>6617655
eh, I've seen your pics you don't look too old desu
you look around your age maybe younger

>when I was 18, I was forced to travel through france as well (on the way to the UK). I had vowed to never tread on french ground without a tank division under me though, so I declared the bus to be the german embassy, and travelled through france while still being in germany. thanks based Lenin for that idea
fucking lmao

>>6617652
That I find strange, I wouldn't want my partner involved in my nonsense.

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>Tfw no ladyboy acid party
:/

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>>6617621
eurghh :(
im sorry people treat you that way red
i hope things get better for you and you meet people who treat your properly

And with that I'm going to sleep
I'm not just some sex object you know
Sweet dreams

hello where can I purchase illegal psychoactive drugs?

Well i missed my chance at being young so now I have to embrace looking like a mom in her thirties

>>6617656
Nmm I think the burn might be different but it could also just be your skin; I have a cigarette burn and it's angst completely faded
>>6617654
Kek
>implying [redacted statement]
People should be more careful though I agree
>>6617655
Kek

>>6617665
>I'm not just some sex object you know
not with that attitude bb :P

>>6617666
Idk but I heard you can get pretty fucked up from licking toads.

>>6617668
the other ones healed quickly but this one I was drunk for and held it down until my cig went out

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>>6617667
Be a milf?

>>6617666
>666
Ask the college kids near you
>>6617667
You look fine and in yr 20's every pic

i want to rescue all the girls who go through rough things and make them happy

>>6617665
nini red
hope u feel better soon

>>6617675
hey bb

>>6617675
You can start with yourself, she's the one closest to you.

>>6617672
Oh maybe that's why; I put out my cigarette on my hand but it was the end of the cigarette anyhow
Idk
I just like burning more than cutting but I might be a pyromanic
>>6617666
When you find out let me know

>>6617663
But drugs are illeagal you cant break the law :^]

>>6617673
But how can you be a mild if nobody wants to fuck you :)

>>6617674
I seem to get mixed responses in terms of age but the mom thing keeps coming up

>>6617666
Here's how you get drugs

>order pizza
>ask the pizza delivery guy for a weed dealer
>ask the dealer if he's got anything else
>ask if he knows someone who can get you anything else.

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>>6617666
KEK!
also checked.

>>6617661
but my handsssssss ;~~~;
my face can probably pass for 23 or something but still, am unhappy

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>>6617670
You don't ever want to lick the toad because you will become paralyzed and possibly sent into comatose. If you're in america or mexico, we have the Sonoran River Toad. It produces 5-meo-dmt which is more powerful than typical dmt. All you do is pet it's back with a sheet of glass behind it to collect the secretions and then smoke that shit when it dries

>>6617675
that's a lot of girls

>>6617686
Never seen your hands, can't comment on that

>>6617672
>>6617680
It's probably how you do it. Most of my cigarette burns are gone except one from when I was like 18

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how long until I'm a pro hacker?

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>>6617690
never posted them, and never will :P

and boys
>>6617678
hi
>>6617679
you are actually kinda totally right
>>6617689
well not live with me but i wanna help them
>>6617688
i know but ugh

>>6617693
aww
too self-conscious I see
Hugs

>>6617683
Doesn't your fiancéé want to fuck you?

>>6617683
Well that's cuz we're on the most perverted general on 4chan. I think you look 24

>>6617693
*Secret hug*

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>>6617692
this long apparently

>>6617692
Make me a tutorial pls or mail me Secobarbital
Ty bye
>>6617691
That makes the most sense.

>>6617702
Buy me drugs damnit

>>6617700
the ones with bad home lives are often the hardest to deal with.

>>6617702
>104k
fuck moi it's fast tonite

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>>6617697
Well yeah but I was trying to make a joke out of thinking I'm ugly af
Thanks for ruining it :)

>>6617698
That's actually kind of true.
It's the unofficial md/lg board

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Mfw bitch puts some random mollies in my tank without asking me.
Thanks bitch, now yr fish are getting their shit beaten out till death

>>6617709
*super secret hug*

>>6617704
>Make me a tutorial
on what? Downloading AUR packages?
cause other than that I can't into computer

>Secobarbital
why would you want th-
>It is the most frequently used drug in physician-assisted suicide within the United States.
bb :(

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>>6617696
yes ;~;

>>6617699
<3 :3

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>>6617709
Ur not ugly
>>6617715
Can you stop googling everything and then posting the description here holy shit, be more lowkey, p l e a s e

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>>6617713
I just wanna help people too but it doesn't work out that well very often. I'm learning lately that I gotta put myself first and then I can help others better by being in my prime.

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What's mtfg's top ten tips for growing titties?

>>6617716
it's ok, we all have that thing we are self-conscious about
<3

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Anybody else looking forward to getting old? HRT will help with aging, especially when T levels start going down, no menopause or anything either, I wont look out of place covering my whole body because thats what people expect old women to do, and who knows what decades of hormones will do, I might even pass better

I'll never dye my hair once it starts going grey, long grey hair is beautiful desu

>>6617721
Sacrifice cis-hets and chasers to Satan.

>>6617721
Genetics
Implants
Progesterone
N/a
N/a
N/a
N/a
N/a
N/a
N/a

>>6617719
Do you even know me lmao. I'm considering having an "accident" so I get free reconstructive nose surgery

>>6617721
https://youtu.be/vdSVLbS5qPg

>>6617721
get boys to touch and squeeze them as much as possible.

One final thought:
Why are y'all so heated and angry at men and alleged "chasers" being in this thread but nobody has seriously bullied or got angry at Cal????
That seems unfair.
Y'all made carmemeguy go away. He's a wonderful person.

>>6617724
Yeah I'm lookin forward to being retired and living in the woods as a witch.
Tfw I am the demon cleaner yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea

>>6617734
:( i dont want anyone to be mean to eachother

>>6617734
I joke about it. I'm never serious.

>>6617734
cal isnt cis scum tho

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>>6617729
Wait
Would that work? I thought about that once but it seems like it's hard to get the insurance to actually cover it
Then again you're in a place that has decent health care.
Fwiw I like your nose , but I guess I can understand if you want one more "cute" and feminine

>tfw can't cure basic of of her T-bdd

Look at this eye makeup btw

>>6617734
FTM is more interesting. It's like a token. Honestly they shouldn't be here but i'm not bothered.

>>6617734
I didn't complain about car guy tho

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>>6617734
thats a good question
they dont see FAABs as a threat I guess. its ironic on a lot of levels.

>>6617738
>implying anyone ever got mad at cisgirls that used to hang out here
it has nothing to do with cis, I guess most people just value people with vaginas higher.

>>6617744
>>implying anyone ever got mad at cisgirls that used to hang out here
I'm still here (^,:

>>6617746
*ahem* REEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT.

Sorry, contractual obligation.

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>Tfw made a /love/ general and it was 100% negativity the whole time. Is LGBT loveless or do those in love just have better things to do?

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>>6617734
I'd like to think I'm equally nice to all people :<

>>6617744
>I guess most people just value people with vaginas higher.
This desu lol.

>>6617746
But you're basically an asset we cant lose you :v

>>6617750
>Is LGBT loveless or do those in love just have better things to do?
I'm in love and this is the only general on this board that I visit anymore.

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>>6617746
yeah, but you dont use what you are as leverage to get attention (which I like a lot), so I didnt really count you :P, you are cis, but I still perceive you as one of us if that makes sense?

>>6617751
its ironic, cause its basically robot/beta think

>>6617751
>I give good head
lol saved

>>6617750
I got my first bf a few months ago. I'm 23 and I'd never been in a relationship before. I'm still getting used to it but it's mostly good. I used to do everything alone and now I have someone to do things with so that's nice.

>>6617750
Why was it negative?
There is a lot of love here :3

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>>6617756
I'll try to get one of those shirts once I know I'm worthy of it.

>>6617754
>its ironic
It's kinda hilarious imo, especially considering how carpet munchers were shunned here not too long ago.

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>>6617433
Here's my Jew joke of the day.

How do you get a pick up a Jewish person to go with you on a date?
Just go to auschwitz with a broom
And a dustpan

>>6617754
>>6617751
>>6617748
Lmao
>But you're basically an asset we cant lose you :v
I think that's the nicest thing someone's said to me in a while; that means a lot, and I really appreciate you saying that. Also; out of context, but I want to preemptively say sorry btw.

>>6617761
Yeah I wasn't thinking that we were loveless I was just overwhelmed by all the loneliness everyone has. This website is too sad sometimes.
>>6617757
That's cool what's he like?
>>6617753
Who are you in love with?

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hi

>>6617770
Die

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>>6617761
pic related

>>6617762
oh they still are to a point, most of that always were memes. but lately the general has been overrun with lezzers. but still, even if you posted here in 2013 that you were a cisgirl, half the trips wouldve licked your feet, hoping to score.

>>6617773
no stay ur fun and ur kind

>>6617770
Hi Chara <3
How are you? <3
>>6617772
h-hug me too pls mummy >.<
>>6617773
I like you here <3

>>6617770
Dia dhuit a chara!

>>6617762
lmao good luck senpai

>>6617777
FUCKING WITNESSED

I'm a new kind of high

>>6617741
From the front and contoured I can handle it in pictures. Through its hooked and bumped and just fucking disgusting literally any other time lmao.
Well i'm gonna do some research on people whose had emergency reconstruction and see how they look first and then decide. Otherwise Lloyd wait till ffs.
It's not even that I want a cute one I just don't want an undeniably male one.
Also I don't have T-bdd I just have a man face :)

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Look at how pretty this zard is
I think I woke up at the perfect time to watch the sun rise :D
brb dudes

>>6617770
morning.

>>6617767
well there are a lot of lonely people here and there are a lot of long-distance relationships and people lack physical affection, too.

>>6617772
25 days :3

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>>6617767
>Who are you in love with?
Kate : )

>>6617772
>even if you posted here in 2013 that you were a cisgirl, half the trips wouldve licked your feet, hoping to score
Kek I got no trouble believing that judging by the very brief visits I had in this general over the past 3 years. I think majority of the girl on girl relationships here are between MtF's anyhow and not exactly carpet munchers.

>>6617777
Quads for I'm going to make it. Thanks <3

>>6617767
He's really funny but also kinda confrontational and doesn't take shit from anyone. He's tall and he's got a handsome face and brown hair and a reddish brown beard. We drink together a lot and occasionally get into fights. I can't describe what it is, but to me his personality is so magnetic.

>>6617741
I actually love that makeup in like trashy sort of way it's amazing.
I tried three fucking times to do a smoky eye yesterday and ended up like a drunk drag queen at the end of a bad night each time lmao

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>>6617771
I don't want to die anon.

>>6617773
Uhh.huh.

>>6617775
Gooood, just woke up.

>>6617776
Privet, a Sirona

>>6617777
>7777

>>6617785
Morning bed-chan. How are you?

Reminder you're all beautiful and I love you all.

>>6617787
The numbers Mason
Kek has spoken

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>>6617761
>lot of love here
Nice MEME :)

>>6617790
Good :>
>>6617791
You too anon <3

HOLY SHIT SPIRO IS HARD TO TAKE WHEN YOU'RE BAKED

also guess which of my meds I'm not taking tonight
protip: I just took the spiro

>>6617797
Take your fucking e

>>6617799
Get back to work young lady.

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>>6617797
goodbye sertraline?

>>6617797
You should let your Spiro dissolve in water and drink it

>>6617804
mhmm~

>>6617793
you're a sweetheart.

>>6617802
???

I'm not at work.

Honeypie?

You realise I can shitpost from my phone right?

And you can always skype me and I'll be able to pick up on it.

>>6617796
Indeed!

>>6617797
I don't get why people have issues with this.

>>6617807
you cheeky cunt
I'm onto you

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>>6617808
soon :3

>>6617810
Ah! Don't call me that here! And I thought you had to leave D: Am I an idiot?

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>>6617783
Ohh idr if I've seen a profile shot so you got me there
Idk personally I kind of like angles noses so I am a bit biased, I can give you that
>don't have T-bdd I just have a man face
( ⌒⃘ཽ⃜ ◞ළ̆◟ ⌒⃘ཽ⃜ )
Denial: not just a river in Egypt

Do your research though lol
>>6617797
Estrogen is overrated anyway
>>6617789
Lmao yeah smoky eye isn't easy I know

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>>6617813
Wasn't meant to be a joke
I'm one of the few who enjoys the taste of Spiro

>>6617793
> I lived 13 yrs as a girl
You started transition with 13? For how long are you on T yet?

>>6617808
Why??

>>6617818
Sorry!

But now the secrets out.

Don't worry, not everyone is smart here.

>>6617812
issues with which?

also your country's vodka tastes like ash and is undrinkable mixed with anything other than bleach
wódka >>>>>>>>> вoдкa

that is all

>>6617823
it's driving me fucking mental
also I can't cum

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>>6617827
Кaк ты cмeeшь этo гoвopить!

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>>6617818
Poor bb D:
*headpats*
*hugs*
>pic related <3
>>6617825
You are a sweetheart <3
*hugs*

>>6617825
Why ftm?
Men are disgusting

>>6617790
im good
gonna go to bed in an hour or two tho
wbu?

>>6617830
Forget everything said here this morning, thank you.

>>6617830
'chu doin!

He's mine! get away!

>>6617831
fuck off

>>6617831
> Men are disgusting
No they arent. Men are super nice.

>>6617829
it's true tho bb

do you people make that stuff by having your syphilitic grandfathers spit ash into a bathtub?

>>6617837
p l a t o n i c c u d d l e s
:^)
>>6617836
Are you sure?
You seem like a pretty sweet anon :3
*hugs*

>>6617842
*watches cautiously*

I don't like sharing.

Ask me before you do something next time.

>>6617842
NTR is bad.

>>6617844
Its only cuddling :3
>>6617845
Its not NTR if its only cuddling~

>>6617838
>>6617839
HON SMASH

>>6617667
I sort of know that feel.
I'm not quite as old as you, but by the time I can pass / go full time I'll probably be in my late 20's anyway, so it's like yeah I'll have a little while of getting to live as a young woman, but it'll only be a couple years at most, as opposed to the 15 years that most women get.

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>>6617825
You sound like a trender.

>>6617835
About to cook something for breakfast.

>>6617841
I don't really drink vodka that often.

>>6617851
>all FTMs are trenders
when will this meme end

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>tfw thought I just shrank cause no sleep
>mfw I actually shrank ~2cm
how the fuck ?

>>6617847
Aren't hons usually the men haters?

>>6617841
Okay this one is pretty funny
http://www.bluelight.org/vb/archive/index.php/t-572234.html

>>6617856
Nope
I just like real men and pseudo ones

>>6617846
Cuddling leads to boners, boners lead to hot sex, and hot sex is NTR

>>6617858
*not

>>6617854
Posture changes

>>6617859
Nooo. Cuddling is cuddling and everyone loves cuddles~

>>6617851
sounds enjoyable.
i just made waffles :v

Someone link me to the self-messing websites real quick? Also why aren't they in the OP?

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Im back from work

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hi girls how is everyone rn????

>>6617863
>hon
Calm down manlet

>>6617857
>I do NOT agree with removing the drug from the market all together
really cause this post seems like an argument in favour bb

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goof morning!

>>6617861
I doubt it because my posture was shit in my early teens and caused some health problems so now I am quite pedantic about it
>>6617868
pretty good wbu ?

>>6617868
I'm ok but sick of school ;_;
How are you?

>>6617868
Hi Kit <3
How are you?
I'm doing good :3
>>6617867
Hi <3
How are you?
>>6617866
self-medding?
Here is QHI: https://www.qhi.co.uk/
>>6617863
<3

>>6617862
You can't seduce me harpy.

>>6617878
Only because they aren't threatening.

>>6617880
Its not seduction if you really want it~
*cuddles*

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>>6617868
Its hot af right now, felt like i was dying at work

>>6617882
Thats exactly what seduction is.

>>6617870
I mean
Idk
I just thought the description was funny but that person just wanted to sleep for a night
>>6617879
Yeah that's what I meant
Is inhouse done forever? The url I have won't work

>>6617879
i'm ok !! c:

>>6617876
good !! school can be really rough yeah. you will make it tho em !!

>>6617883
its rly cold here rn, i am like freezing my butt off

>>6617875
good thankyou

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>tfw ur the only trans woman in the world who likes WWE

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>>6617879
Slowly melting away
Wby <3

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>>6617852
I never said that.
Fake smiles.

>>6617863
No.

>>6617865
Waffles are so yummy.

>>6617868
Good.

>>6617884
Well someone doesn't like platonic friendship cuddles

>tfw no manlet bf

>>6617893
You won't tempt me you siren.

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>>6617886
I will try but like everytime I come back from school I'm usually really dysphoric
Uniforms and seeing my reflection does that ;_;
just another year and half tho

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>>6617888
>liking wrestling

>>6617888
SadDana likes WWE

>>6617885
idk, I haven't been on inhouse
inhousepharmacy.vu works but idk if its the roper site
>>6617886
Yay <3
>>6617890
I'm good :3
>>6617896
it was merely a cuddle :<
>>6617897
You can get through it Emily <3

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>>6617895
>tfw no bf at all of any kind

>>6617892
they really are actually
a food i almost always enjoy

>>6617899
Idk who that is but cool.

>>6617900
*proper site

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>>6617903
iktf ;_;

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>>6617903
Let's find bfs together kit
>>6617902
I'm a little old for u sonny

>>6617866
They aren't in the op because the more well-known they become, the more likely it is that they'll get taken down or get banned from shipping to certain countries or something like that.

>>6617885
The Inhouse site seems to be working for me.

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>>6617909
plzz !!! lets doooo itttttttttt

>>6617908
worst feel !!

>>6617902
>We can be.
Not really.
Every ftm I've met has been 2qt.

>>6617910
Thanks
I figured that was the reason
I was trying to use inhouse at .biz, that was the reason
>>6617900
That worked thanks

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>>6617900
I'm trying but I don't know how long I can handle it anymore

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>>6617903
Dont worry youll get one someday
>>6617888
Eh i have jojo and thats like wrestling on crack
>>6617912
Oh god imma have nightmares tonight

>>6617918
You can do it Emily <3
You are a strong girl <3
>>6617917
Np <3

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>my brother came home for dinner last night
>my cousin has been living with us for months
>I was the first person to go to bed last night
>somehow it's my fault only that no one took the garbage and recycling to the street
>getting yelled at when I'm still part asleep

>>6617920
You're not.

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>>6617920
plz be my bf

>>6617920
I don't think I've been in a fight either, but from the couple of ftms that I've met, I don't think I would be worried if they threatened me.
I don't really get angry, so I would just cuddle them until they gave up.

>>6617921
idk if I'm strong desu

>>6617922
School is stressful as hell and I have no motivation to try anymore and I'm always depressed there
I feel like a disappointment to my family

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>>6617924
Did they even ask you to do it before you whent to bed?