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Gay General: Gotta Catch a Bf Edition

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Alternate edition title: Gotta Poz Em All

Last thread: >>6612621
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>>6615042

You gotta be special desu
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have some respect for yourself
if you're going to be a slut, be a slut
don't be a slut and pretend you give a fuck about long term relationships
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Check out my Ivysaur. Level 20.

Does that do it for ya?
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>>6615070
pikachu really is the biggest error in pokemon
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>tfw no Blastoise Daddy
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>>6614988

Senpai has never once showed his face on webcam to rugby, chromia, reddread, etc. I talked with rugby about this who has talked with him the longest out of anyone on here, and he admitted that senpai never showed him a whole photo of himself in the 3+ years they've been talking but they have a internet friendship so he still talks to him.

Senpai shows them cropped parts of his body/face from photos. It's weird and creepy. He has never once showed anyone on here or on skype a whole photo. If he had someone would of saved it and posted it by now. Only mentally deranged guys do such things.

All the photos people post that are supposedly him aren't him.

>This is all the cropped body parts he has shown his gaygen friends (he's also shown his dick/balls/ass but can't post those)
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will the relatively mentally stable trips pls stand up
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>>6615101
Waiting for KR
I haven't seen him around much
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>>6615070

Damn that's hot

>>6615077

iktf

>>6615088

>88

Impressed by hitler dubs

>>6615101

where do you think you are
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>>6615105

Him & straightwhiteguy are in a relationship. He most likely is spending his time with him.
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>>6615076
Don't talk shit about my Pikachu.

>>6615101
Relatively?
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>>6615105
hopefully getting her nose redone
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This general is full of absolute scum. Why are all gays so fucked in the head?
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>>6615119
Relatively, should expect that all 4chan users are at least in some capacity fucked.
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>meet guy, text for a while
>go on a date, goes amazing, both want a second one
>he's says he's too busy with work for a week
>wait the whole week, next week he says he'll be too busy with work the whole week, maybe longer, says he can't go on date/hang out at all

So is he avoiding me or what? I know for certain that no matter how much someone works there's always times after or before for us to hang out for at least an hour or two. Is he not interested? I don't want to keep asking him over and over and him always say he's too busy, it feels like he's not even trying.
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>>6615047
how to get bf when im boring
no one will love me
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>>6615169
Couple of things could be happening, going to be vague.
1. hes busy
2. he doesnt want to see you anymore and was just being nice about wanting a second date
3. hes insecure

either way, should move on only option 1 actually means you have a chance still, and even then he would hit you up to set up a date eventually
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>>6615116
I thought straight white guy tucked frannies or was that slut boi?
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>>6615169
You've already shown your interest. No point in trying any more. If he has any interest, he'd message you if you stopped messaging him. If he doesn't have interest then he won't.
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>>6615186
that was sb
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>posting on here earlier about feeling numb and disconnected from everything
>anons say I'm probably depressed
>been analyzing feelings for best friend all week
>anons suggest I think about it further
>start feeling shitty
>he calls and wants to hang out as usual
>don't want to be seen by him
>try to play it off like I'm busy and can't
>he senses something is up
>sounds really worried and upset
>makes me feel worse
>suddenly can't take it anymore
>abruptly tell him I need to go
>voice cracking
>hang up on him like an asshole
>suddenly start crying
>haven't cried in 10 years or so
>felt like it would never stop
>take a scalding hot shower
>still feel like shit
>can't even bring myself to read the texts he's sent
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>>6615186

KR looks like a femtwink.
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>>6615153
I'd say I, who hasn't gone outside or spoken to anyone in about five or six years now, am relatively mentally stable by relative standards then.

Plus I just got my second gym badge in FireRed.

>>6615169
If he was particularly interested he would find the time. He's not necessarily not interested, just not super enthused. People suck huh.
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>>6615190
Clown what are you actually into?
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>>6615183

Lots of guys are boring

find a guy who is boring in the same way you are
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>>6615198
Text him that you might love him.
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>>6615183
What are you interested in, what do you spend most of your time on? With those answers, find guys similar.
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>>6615219

I think the guy closest to my level of boring is John....wat do?
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>>6615206
Why, you been seduced my my happening charm?
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Do you guys think daily chokings are bad for your health
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>>6615202
Your point being
He's super kawaii? And I want to poz his neg hole
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>>6615255
No, just curious.
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>>6615268
Then wonder forever.
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>>6615260
Only if they aren't followed up by neck kisses and snuggles to soothe the pain.
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>>6615232
I think the thought of that scares me most. We've been close friends since sixth grade and even though I can talk to him about anything, relationships is the one topic we've never really talked about.

It's irrational because I know there's no chance of it happening, but I'm worried he'll leave if he finds out how I feel.
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>>6615287

I guess everything's just fine, then~
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>>6615292
Tell him you love him, but that you don't want it to compromise your friendship. He kind of deserves to know you're crushing on him instead of him mistaking all this awkwardness for something more serious, in a bad way.

You sure there's no chance he'd take it well?
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>>6615260

Why would anyone choke you without finishing you off?
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>>6615318
Good point
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>>6615239
>With those answers, find guys similar.
HOW?? I'VE BEEN TRYING THAT FOR YEARS

I even went to college specifically to try meeting like-minded people. That hasn't been going very well so far.
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>>6615344
what have been your methods so far
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how do you feel about big succulent manly nipples?
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>>6615357

real good
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>>6615357
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>>6615370
Whichever ones have things that I do not have.
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>>6615370
pretty brutal competition 2bh
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>>6615357

cute
kinda tasty looking
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>>6615351
I've been forcing myself to be way more social than I ever have been before, and also a lot more friendly. I've met some people, but none of them that I really get along with that well.

I probably sound like an ass, but most of them are kind of dumb, so it's hard to have an enjoyable conversation with them. Only one of them is cute, but he's too extroverted for me to be relationship material, and he's straight anyway.

This is out of like the 4 other people in my course, by the way. It's not a very big school to begin with, and most of the people that go to this school aren't going for programming type stuff.
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>>6615357
nipples look great
but it always kills me when dudes shave their body hair so it goes with the shape of their pecs
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>>6615370
Circe.
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>>6615306
He's been worrying about me for the past month already. He's already kind of a mother hen type. The numbness/apathy I always feel has been getting worse and he says he's concerned because I'm apparently withdrawing from everything and sometimes won't get out of bed unless I have to. So I guess this extra stuff isn't helping him to be less worried. He thinks I should go to a therapist. I probably should.

You're right, though. It's only fair to tell him since all this extra stuff is probably making everything worse. I don't know what to say or how to begin, though.

I don't know if he'd react favorably or not, honestly. But I can't help but think that if he felt that way about me, he would have said something by now. He's a very kind person and usually pretty honest.
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>>6615219
>>6615239
I just want to be cozy in bed and go on museum dates
;_;
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>>6615504
What kind of museum though? That's the real question.
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>>6615507
maybe history??
idk anything goes
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>>6615504
sounds fun
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>>6615381
what do you not have ?
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>>6615513
Woah there. Don't be hasty. There are museums and there are museums.

Went to a car museum once. That was pretty terrible. Although the way the cars were all stacked was pretty cool. And also I learned about land speed records.
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>>6615101
hi

>>6615260
yeah probably

>>6615357
theyre ok

>>6615513
take me 2 a modern art museum
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>>6615504
only if u drive me there tho
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>>6615357
S'pretty much all I seek in life
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>>6615540
sure
>>6615534
fair enough
>>6615546
I don't have a car ;_;
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>>6615556
we can take public transit then
but it better be pretty empty
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>>6615550
Err... that and booty.
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>>6615527
Looks, qualifications, fulfilling jobs, love, sex, worthwhile memories, moolah, hope for the future, all that good stuff, you know.
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>>6615105
I mainly lurk but pretty randomly.

>>6615504
I went to the Tate recently with an anon, it was really quite good, I enjoyed it. It had a wide variety of stuff, I think I mainly liked the surrealist stuff, but I'm no expert I know nothing of art.

We also went to the national gallery, which was art through the ages, that was neat too, seeing it progress through the years. Almost exclusively religious matieral though, but the detailing is astonishing.
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>>6615566
where are you at in life now?
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>>6615458
yeah you sound pretty depressed
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>>6615570
Hey , desu we were wrecked by the time we got around to the national desu :D
Also how's the comic and when possible, get on Skype please
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>>6615579
>desu desu :D
>Skype in 2016
*vomits*
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>>6615575
In a deep chasm into which light cannot penetrate playing Pokemon FireRed naked at 3AM.
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>>6615579
Yeah, I read the killing joke, it was great, really grim and gritty. Made me feel sad for the joker.

Probably be on tomorrow evening possibly, I'm playing car wars with some friends though, so that could go on for a while.
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>>6615588
hot
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>>6615588
>redfire naked
Sounds hot, get it? Haha, oh me.
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>>6615585
desu means desu u casual
its why maki says tbqh
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>>6615599
Don't pun at me like you know me, normie.
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Alright so I need to vent, I've been losing sleep over it
Since exams are over and we're in summer, do you guys think I'll go camping with him this year?
Two years ago I kicked him in the head when sexual things started happening between us, but we haven't talked about it ever since
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>>6615609
explain
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>>6615589
No worries just whenever you get a chance, have fun
I'm going to sleep
Glad you liked the comic :3
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>>6615576
He thinks so too. I finally looked at his texts. It looks as if I really worried him. He wants to come over to check on me and cheer me up. He says and don't have to talk about what's bothering me. I don't know if I can look him in the eye.
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>>6615607
Don't hate me cause you ain't me~

You ever been to other museums, or just the car one? And also, how many times have you been attacked by mosquito's recently? They're really going for it here.
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>>6615621
I have never witnessed a thirstier post.

>>6615625
What's it to you.
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>>6615047
>met up with a guy today, had drinks food, sex, great time
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...
...
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>still think about my ex
FUCK
please help me
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>>6615563
deal
>>6615588
nice life
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>>6615611
it's a long-ass story, that I've posted here a few months ago
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/5986592/#5988127

Since then, it turns out he can't join the military because he's too old. I aced my exams (16/20) and will go to college, he failed the first exam and is now waiting on the results for the second
he asked me if I was planing on doing anything this summer
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>>6615370
well circe and wiz are he only ones i actually have hidden so i guess they are

>>6615357
nipples are great unless they're pepperonis are too tiny
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>>6615623
Is he straight, or does he actively pursue women at all, any relationships with girls?

Shitty situation man, if you have to tell him then yeah, defiantly say you don't want to compromise the relationship you already have and that it doesn't have to change.

Still though, you never know how it will go, best of luck man.

>>6615621
Yeah I should be on, I dooonnnttt think it will be too late! Have a nice night!
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http://www.myvidster.com/video/70972343/B

why are blurry amateur porn videos with no acting or editing or changing of angles the best?
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>>6615635
Yeah.

If I'm lucky I might die in a housefire though, so there's always that.
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which term is hotter- dick, cock, schlong or dong?

vote here http://www.strawpoll.me/10827277
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>>6615627
Iunno, just making conversation. Do you like pickled gherkins?
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>>6615659

Please get lucky tonight. You're annoying.
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>>6615638

Suck is dick IMMEDIATELY

No jokes or sarcasm get his dick right now

>>6615652

Because with higher quality films it's difficult to forget that you're watching two joyless disease-riddled methheads fuck for drug money
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>>6615667
i feel like dong is only used to refer to a huge dick
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>>6615629
please dont mess around with others when you are still very much into your ex
get over your ex or stop wasting other people's times
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>>6615667
I find cock the most hard hitting and arousing. Schlong and dong just sound silly and not sexual.
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>>6615681
Sounds like a personal problem to me.

>>6615672
Don't think I want to make conversation, pretty sure I resent you these days.
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>>6615667

uhhh the obvious answer is sissyclitty
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>>6615704
gay "humor"
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>>6615645
He's gay. He came out in 10th grade when a girl asked him out. Which is why I'm inclined to believe that he would have said something already if he felt that way about me.

He didn't get much opportunity in high school, but I know that he's experimented a little in college with some guys. I did, too. I've always considered myself unsure, but now I'm starting to think I like men. He said he wants a boyfriend, but I'm not sure why he hasn't got one. He just went on a date with a nice guy, but said it didn't work out. That whole thing is kind of what started me thinking I might have feelings for him. It's still a little confusing.

I want to see him, but like I said, I don't think I could face him right now. Especially to tell him there's a very real possibility I might love him.
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>>6615708

I wasn't joking...
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Bears/cubs are either really chill
or the worst queens on the planet

really a gamble 2bh
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>>6615688
i know, i'll probably never get better
the thing is i get horny so i hit people up on grindr or scruff or whatever to hook up
and don't get me wrong, the guy was hot and all
but i feel like i can't properly get aroused because i'm so used to my ex's fuzzy pecs and tummy
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>>6615697
Wow, I was feeling a lot of cold shoulder but damn.

>>6615718
Hmm, well its better than trying to ask out a straight guy, at least he is on the same level. I'd say it puts you in a better position to confess your feelings and hopefully, if he doesn't wish to be your boyfriend, he will be able to keep the friendship going, if you can too.

Falling in love is difficult and painful, as much as I'd say you'd eventually get over it the feelings always linger. I dunno man, I don't wanna offer any advice in case it doesn't work out, I just hope you get what you want out of it man.
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>tfw will never get the roommate experience
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>>6615756

When you move in with your future bf you'll be basically roommates
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>>6615772
yeah but by then you would have already had sex, so you miss out on the whole 'oh i didn't mean to barge in' cute awkward phase
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>>6615796
get him out
get him out
get him out
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>>6615796

Left: lesbian

Right: transbian
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1. The way the bathroom smells after he takes a dump.
2. His farting and annoying childish behavior.
3. His messiness and not cleaning up after himself.
4. He never gives you personal space.
5. Other

What do you hate the most about living with your BF/HUSBAND? (For those who live with their bf/husband or use to.)
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>>6615737
Hey. Irishanon wanted to talk to you. Did he ever get ahold of you on Skype?
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>>6615796
Shortish hair.
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>>6615814
way too accurate 2bh
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>>6615737
>Wow, I was feeling a lot of cold shoulder but damn.


Clownshoes wishes he had the confidence to meet you. He has said in scramble games how much he likes you and is jealous of other guys meeting you. Why don't you go to his house in Nottingham and take him out?
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>>6615821
Naw I haven't been online for ages, I spoke to him just a little earlier in the thread. I should be online tomorrow.
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telegram shitters ruin yet another thread
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>>6615843

was irishanon the potato who came and saw you?
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>>6615864

I hope that's nutella.
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>>6615782
Just like in my animus.

>>6615737
In fairness there was that time you went offline for about a year. People whose only social interation is online can really take exception to that sort of thing.

Plus I'm pretty annoyed and bitter and jealous of just about everything right now. But at least I caught this Jigglypuff. That much closer to catching em all.
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facials are HIGHLY overrated
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>>6615876
id watch animoos with you clown
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>>6615864
>>6615878
>>6615883
>>6615893

gaygen just lost another Anon...
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>>6615652
The sound he's constantly making the entire video is really annoying.
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>>6615908
word
also his legs are the most stiff legs ive ever seen in porn
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>>6615816
>2. His farting and annoying childish behavior.
Wouldn't date someone like that desu.
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>>6615842
I wish he did too, I had a crush on him for ages, since I first started posting here really. He was always witty and had the best jokes, I don't know how he manages to keep it all going, just endless jokes. Plus he's really sweet when you talk to him.

>>6615868
Yeah.

>>6615876
I know, I'm sorry for that, I just couldn't stand this shit hole and there was just bollocks drama floating around. I dunno why I dropped everything though, but I literally just stopped going on here or the computer in general and just went outside instead.

Whole reason I came back here is to see what you were up to, but you weren't posting at that time, so I got Skype again.

Except now I'm constantly busy balancing my work and social life, so I have even less time for this place and Skype. Like I said though I should be on tomorrow, but I'm not sure at all when.
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Why is it that those guys who proclaim to hate drama always seem to have drama following them?
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>>6615886
I don't have any to watch. Last one I watched was One Punch Man. That was probably some time ago.
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>>6615914
>>6615842
>people actually paying attention to tripfag names
>tripfags apparently having some kind of dumbass clique where they all know each other
I'm sorry, I thought this was 4chan. Did I make a wrong turn and end up on Reddit or Tumblr?
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>>6615922
Even though I think it's only like 3 episodes in so far, I'm really liking the XV anime. Prepping me real nice for the actual release of the game.
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>>6615908
>>6615910
I read the backstory about this video before on some gay forum. Apparently the underage bottom has cerebral palsy and the top is his older neighbor/friend.
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Why is it that all the cool guys are either on the opposite coast or straight.
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>>6615921
Because it following them is why they "hate" it. The reality is that they cause it and either are too stupid to be aware of this, or in the far more likely scenario, do it because they're attention whores.
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>>6615932

Because there is no god
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>>6615929
Now I feel like eh was being taken advantage of and I feel bad.
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>>6615924
Made the mistake of thinking some tripfags would deny themselves the ability to be part of a clique.

>>6615929
LMAO
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>>6615932
The grass is always greener on the other side

That being said, I've used apps in different cities and some cities are objectively better depending on what you like.
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>>6615921

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgEBRO2fy9I
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>>6615933
Mmm, I bought it on myself, it was back in the day when there were a lot more tripfags and I actually was an attention whore back then.

>>6615924
Trips form cliques on every board, its only natural as there a named group as opposed to anonymous posters.
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>>6615941
>Now I feel like eh was being taken advantage of and I feel bad.

Put yourself in his shoes. Teenager in HS, having to deal with your handicap, no one ever paying you any attention. Your chance of ever having sex as an adult is quite slim. You'd most likely resort to flirting and doing stuff with your only friend. I'm sure the sex was mutual. He didn't seem to be crying, perhaps some whimpering, but he seems to be enjoying it.
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>>6615933
I feel bad for the first group that hate it but don't realize they cause it.
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>>6615927
A final fantasy anime designed to hype up the game? I dunno, man. I can't imagine that's particularly amazing.

>>6615943
I'm not in a clique. All on my lonesome over here.
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>>6615953
>Put yourself in his shoes. Teenager in HS, having to deal with your handicap, no one ever paying you any attention. Your chance of ever having sex as an adult is quite slim.
Yes, exactly. That's exactly what makes me feel bad because he was being taken advantage of. He probably let the video be recorded because that was his only chance, and he was too insecure to just turn him down.
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>>6615961
I don't have high anime standards though, as long as it keeps me entertained I watch. So far that's really only been like 4 of them, including this hype-series.

>>6615966
2bh I feel bad for you, at least he's getting some action
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>>6615949
Anyone who uses a trip outside the intended use should be banned on sight. That includes every trip in this thread.
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>>6615914

Don't apologize to clownshoes. He's just a little bitch who refuses to grow up and become a man. At least you got a job and starting doing shit with your life unlike him. Clownshoes is the most pathetic tripfag on here.
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>>6615772
>future bf
nice joke
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>>6615970
>i feel bad for you, at least he's being manipulated
edgy
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>>6615977
Nah, what's edgy is you implying everyone with CP is a braindead retard who can't at all make choices. But hey, looking in the mirror is the most difficult action right?
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>>6615974
There is no need to be upset.

>>6615970
I mean, I share the sentiment, I'll watch any old crap. But when it comes to bothering to download it all to begin with I prefer to know the series is good in advance.
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>>6615981
You're the one who described a specific situation in which he would be taken advantage of, not me. I think the mirror thing might apply to you.
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>>6615971
Suppose, but its been like this since 2004, so it won't change I don't think. That said though a lot of boards have moved from having any names to the unique poster ID system, so I guess in time that may become more widespread, perhaps even globally across the site.

>>6615974
Well technically he has up until this point lead a much more successful life than I, there's a lot to his past really.
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Who's worse? The tripfags, or the people who don't filter them?
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>>6615992
>Well technically he has up until this point lead a much more successful life than I, there's a lot to his past really.

Anyone can make up lies.
I'm sure he said he was a cripple to try to manipulate you to care.
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>>6616008
Totally.
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>>6615198
Sounds like anxiety amplifying your negative feelings until you can't handle them any more. You might need therapy/meds.
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>>6616012

shut up clownwheels
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>>6616023

bully my balls desu
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>>6616032
Okay.
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>>6615990
Nope, not even the same anon. You don't know the whole story either, so please refrain from assuming anyone with a disorder is somehow unable to even think about sex 2bh
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>>6616035
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>tfw here to make friends
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>>6616038
>assuming anyone with a disorder is somehow unable to even think about sex 2bh
>Nope, not even the same anon
Maybe you should have actually read the conversation, then.
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>>6616047

HAHAHAHA. Senpai is like 25 now as well or 26. I feel like if you're 25+ you shouldn't even be on 4chan.
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>>6616046
>tfw only here because i'm desperate to find a bf and i have been looking literally everywhere for a few years now
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>>6616049
You seem to have comprehension issues, that's ok.
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>>6616061
>says the guy who can't even follow what the conversation was about
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>>6616064
who are you quoting
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>>6616047

nn daddy you bully me so good
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Would you have sex with a cripple?
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>>6616080

No.
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>>6616080
depends
automatic yes to blind dudes though
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>>6616074
This guy >>6616061
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>>6616087

at least you aren't a obnoxious tripfag who constantly bothers people on skype for nudes
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>>6616080
I enjoyed Katawa Shoujo, so yes.
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>>6616089
but where did he say
>says the guy who can't even follow what the conversation was about
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>>6616080

hell yeah have you seen any of those hot marine cripple underwear models?
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>>6616101
In this post >>6616061
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>>6616107

going to find a qt 3.14 asian femboi?
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>>6616087
Jesus christ you're pathetic. How the fuck do you not have a license at 25? Do you have no drive to actually be a functioning human being?
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>>6616116
But where
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>>6616087
>Is clownshoes crippled?

Yeah. He's like house bound inside of his house all day and never leaves. He's been that way for years. He most likely shits on himself and pisses in his sheets.
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>>6616134
Yeah, probably.
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>>6616129

Not everyone lives in a city where people regularly drive. I know 30+ yo guys in NY, CHICAGO, SAN FRANCISCO, etc who don't own cars or have a license.
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>>6616131
Here >>6616061
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>>6616138
They're not men, then. Can you even vote without having a license? Are these 30+ year olds just a bunch of defeatist stoner hippies who say "what's the point?" to politics?
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>>6616154

They have state issued ID cards
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>>6616154
me

>>6616155
same
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>>6616155
>Im obsessed with being the best
But you're good at literally nothing.
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>>6616155

you & wiz are similar

He had autism too and didn't graduate HS until he was 30.
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>>6616179
>didn't graduate HS until he was 30.
HOW? EVEN AUTISTS FINISH HIGHSCHOOL AT LIKE 18 THAT'S WHAT SPECIAL ED IS FOR
>>
Wiz = autistic, has low brain functioning

SP = never graduated HS, can do menial work, housewife duties, most likely has autism

Maki - autistim, lack of motor functioning


Why does it seem as if gays are more likely to suffer from autism? Jesus can heal if you ask and pray diligently. May take a few weeks though to completely heal.
>>
I'm pretty young and the only guys I've ever been sexually or romantically involved with, I met on apps.

How do I break this? Right now I'm interested in guys who could be gay (but I don't know for certain) and I have no idea of how to even approach them, The fear of rejection is too big.
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>>6616205
>implying you don't check this general 24/7 and make sure to read every single post you missed while afk
Enjoy being a weeb. I bet this is what your trip is like https://youtu.be/d2FGgYp6mdk
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>>6616282
same, anon
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>>6613123
>>6613142

I'm not gay, though.
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>>6616080
>Not wanting a qt with a peg leg
>Not wanting a qt with a bionic arm
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My fucking Pokemon game crashed and now they're all shitty again. Just goes to show there is no escaping everything being terrible even when all you're doing is playing Pokemon.

>>6616282
What problem do you have with meeting people online though? They're by and large the same people as you would meet in real life.
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>>6616791
>That filter
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>attractive guys are finally interested in me
>don't really want a BF that much all of a sudden
What the fuck
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>>6616791
>that fucking filter tho
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>>6616992
You only want what you can't have.
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>>6617076
Hey, what area are you in? Just wondering. No reason.
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>>6617051
>tfw this has been true all my life
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>>6617092
Just wondering if I should stay inside.
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>>6615047
But I'm happy being single.

Idk about you guys, but relationships are a fucking hassle. I love my freedom and independence. I hate having to check in with someone, make sure they're fine, have enough attention etc I'm not at the point and stage in my life where I want to put effort into another person. I want to get my shit together and do what I want first.
>>
>>6617140
do you get lonely anon?
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>>6616080
YES, if he had a muscular body and a big fat dick. Who's that soldier who lost his leg, and became a model? Anyways, if they looked somewhat like him, I would totally be fine
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>>6617144
Tbh, I don't because I'm not looking or wanting companionship. I've always been an introvert, and I enjoy my alone time. I remember being in relationships and beginning to resent my partner, because he was taking up way too much of my time. I would go days without texting or seeing them, because I wanted to be alone. And talking to them, rather forcing myself into having conversations with them was brutal. I mean, I liked them when they had their mouth shut and weren't trying to get my attention.
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>his cum will never materialize into diamonds & pearls in your mouth

why live?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWs0xAtdHuc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfrQwmI2-VQ
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>>6617177

Rugby said he saw half of his face and cropped photos of his body. No one has seen a whole photo of his face and no one knows his real name.
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>>6617358
so this is fake?
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>>6617384

the photo is rugby..

if his name is Hank no wonder why he doesn't tell anyone his name... lol
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What's the gayest thing you've ever done?
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>>6615047

Gotta BF 'em all.
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>>6617485

Cried after the guy I fancied got a girlfriend.
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>>6617593

That's more sad than gay. ;-;
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>>6617509
gotta poz 'em all is much more true to life.
>>
>skinny tummy
>wide hips and thick-ish thighs for my size
>26" waist
>every pair of jeans i buy is too tight to sit on the hips, but too tight on my thighs if i pull them up to my waist

Please faggot general, i need your help. Is there pants made for people with faglord builds like me?
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>>6617166
>I've always been an introvert
That doesn't really explain anything. As an ultimate introvert myself, having one person that I can share life with so I always have him and don't have to interact with other people is the dream.

>I remember being in relationships and beginning to resent my partner, because he was taking up way too much of my time.
That just means you didn't like the guy to begin with. You have to find the perfect bf, anon.

>I would go days without texting or seeing them, because I wanted to be alone.
You sound like a fucking asshole, though.
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>>6615047
>TFW thread doesn't show up on kindle
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>>6617833
Why is Jupiter black?
>>
>>6615796
shaggy hair
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>>6616080
Maybe, if the cripple is hot.

I'm into kinky shit tho, depending on the type of cripple I'd probably make him feel uncomfortable.
>>
>>6615796
Shaggy hair is cute. Short hair looks like an obnoxious faggot I wouldn't want to be around. Not even gay, just that one dickless douchebag who plays tennis and drives his wife's convertible.
>>
>>6618105

There's nothing wrong with being straight and driving a convertible, though.
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>>6618137
There is definitely something wrong with being straight and posting constantly on an anonymous gay board.

FTFY
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>>6618295
This
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>>6618295
this
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>>6615796

lmao why are you posting my picture again? i already asked gaygen which was better
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>>6618405
You're equally extremely ugly in both pics.
>>
Where's the guy from the Netherlands who posted two dick pics in a /pol/ thread about sunburns an hour ago? I'm still horny :c
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I have a question.

What's it like to touch the chest of guy, stroke across it or just lay your head on it?

I've done this shit with girls before (slightly insecure biscum), so I can imagine the holding hands and kissing and shit, but guys don't have tits, so I have trouble imagining that part.

Also, in regards to gay relationships: Is it true that it's basically like being in a relationship with your bro? That's what I've been told so far.

Got a date coming up next month with a really cute guy, I'm still a bit insecure about my sexuality since I rarely think that guys are cute or attractive when I see them (though I feel pretty much the same with females, I don't seem to get very physically attracted to people until I know whether their personality also attracts me or not).

Someone hold my insecure ass.
>>
>>6618438
Sound more pan then bi
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>>6618418

hrm

what do you think i could change to look better do you think? constructive criticism is always useful, if a little egoshattering at times

>>6618438

ah dude its so nice
i love laying across my FWB and listening to his heartbeat, its the comfiest feeling in the world

and waking up in the morning with someone cuddling you is literally better than sex imo
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>>6618454
Tell me more nice things about being in a gay relationship.

I've been fantasizing about anything from going shopping to clothes to making him go crazy with my 20cm dick to cuddling to cooking together, but there's still this nervous insecurity lingering in the back of my mind. This guy is fucking cute though I tell you.
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>>6618462
>no pregnancy scares
>no nagging bitches
>no menstral fish bloody hatchet wound

Need we say more
>>
>>6618462

i like kissing stubbly jaws, and feeling bristles against my neck in return
i like putting my hand on his abdomen and feeling his muscles tense and move as i blow him
i like shooting the shit about videogames and films while we rest between rounds
i like slapping his butt and making him jump a little in surprise
i like it even more when he wrestles me into the bed as payback

i basically like all of it desu
>>
>>6618489
>>6618493
>Need we say more
Not really, but I'd love it if you did
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>>6618497
>>>/v/
then buy a game which isn't locked to steam
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>>6618497
Steam IS essential when it comes to gaming community discussions.

>you learn to be an avid PC gamer over time
>>
>>6618497
steam's pretty useful, people like to bitch about it but you don't have to install anything from there you don't want or need and there's plenty of free games anyway
>>
>>6618521
well I am Setsuna just came out so liking jrpgs is acceptable on the internet again and if /v/ and /vg/ are anything to go by, steam is filled with thirsty homo weebs willing to fall for the first person that holds a conversation with them.
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>>6618506
Free games is the best part. Also, sometimes games that are normally expensive go on sale for dirt cheap.
>>
>>6618521
Lol poor bimbo.
>>
>>6615047
How do you explain to your current bf that your ex bf had a way bigger dick so you feel silly when he asks you to tell him how "his dick is the biggest dick you've ever taken and you can barely take it at all"?
>>
won't be in college for much longer
what jobs give me the highest chance of becoming my boss's fucktoy?
>>
Holy shit, I really wish I wasn't a mentally ill loser.
>>
>>6618756
Get better problems.

>first world gauy problems
>>
>>6618771
Mentally ill losers make the best of friends! I should know.. I am one.
>>
>>6618791
Women are nothing than a waste of space and resources.

FTFY
>>
>>6618756
Just lie for your bf.
Would you want him to tell you that yours is the third nicest ass he's fucked?
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>>6618812
Is this from personal experience of yours Annie?
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>>6618822
Duh
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>>6615047
>tfw your fuckbuddy is a romantic sex god and wants you to be exclusive and start dating
>tfw he's an ugly manchild and an embarrassment to be seen with

Why can't I have everything? Why do I have to choose?
>>
>>6618810
they're easier to be friends with since you won't pine after their dicks
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>>6618838
Women are terrible friends. They're lying, vindictive and all round unpleasant nagging insecure cunts.
>>
>>6618837
... Josh?
>>
>>6618849
my friends are way less insecure than myself and pretty chill
>>
>>6618860
You must be extremely fem then. I don't get along with any woman I've ever met.
>>
>>6618850
No, but if you're in the same situation... how would you feel if the guy you started dating tried to fix you (and would maybe avoid being seen in daylight with you)?
>>
>>6618871
not really, maybe a little overly sensitive
>>
>>6618884
I'd be ok with him trying to fix me. The second part would make me cry, and I'd probably not talk to him ever again.
>>
>>6618849
>Women are terrible friends.
Naw. Women are like dudes. It's a mixed bag, some are cool some are bitches.
>>
I think we can all agree that gay men make the worst friends.
>>
I'm gonna hang out with some guy I met on the platonic section of craigslist.
Wish me luck.
>>
>>6618975
Wouldn't know. All the gay guys I know irl, are through the bf.

>>6618983
Good luck!
>>
>>6618838
I only have straight friends but I don't pine for any of their dicks. I'm able to compartmentalize that side pretty well.
>>
What does anal sex feel like? I have been too nervous to try it alone and i don't have a bf to take my anal virginity ;_;
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>>6619039
This
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>>6618932
I can understand that. Fuck him for seducing me with his cock though.
>>
>>6619039
I'm not sure if I'm good at compartmentalizing, or if I just have unattractive straight friends. lol
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>>6619057
Probably both
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>TFW Kyogre is being an annoying cunt
>fuck it *master ball*
*sigh*
>>
>fb cheated on me for weeks about four months ago
>decided to stay with him after he begged and pleaded me to stay
>found out a few days ago he only told me half of what happened, told me he didn't feel guilty about it when he was doing it and only did when I caught him
>about to go fuck his best friend in revenge

Bi scum, never again
>>
>>6619149
That's how HIV spreads. Do you really want to goi down that path anon? The best way to get back at your enemy is to not be like them in anyway.
>>
>>6619149
>>6619162
This
Just dump the shit and flush.
>>
>>6619162
I honestly don't give a shit, his best friend rejected him years ago and friend zoned him and has been fawning over me since I started dating my bf, I just want him to hurt as much as I do. And I know there really isn't anything I could do to hurt him more.
>>
>>6619190
Just dump his shit ass.
>>
>>6619190
>hurt him more
let it go m8.
You aren't gong to move on if your life still revolves around him.
>>
>>6619203
Annie if I didn't already have a bf I would love to be yours. :3
>>
>>6619203
Can you post bids of you jacking off plz?, I realize I'm never gonna have you physically. Can I at least have some material to get me off.
>>
>>6619266
I've watched him jo multiple times.
>>
>>6619109
Trannies are cancer. Only mentally ill person would want to have a disgusting meat cave when he already has a penis.
>>
>>6619300
It is one more hole to fill with a nice dick though.

Now transbians I don't get at all.
>>
>>6619296
The groans he makes before and during climax are glorious.
>>
>>6619230
Thanks bb.
You don't want me though, I'm disgusting biscum

>>6619266
I've posted to many slutty pics on gaygen as it is.

>>6619290
I always thought you left before the finale. lol
>>6619316
Don't tease the anons.
>>
Shit. meant
>>6619345
>Don't tease the anons.
for >>6619324
>>
>>6619345
>>6619353
I always stayed til the end Daddy.

And I like to tease them so they remember that you're mine.
>>
>>6619379
So have you done lewd shit with hitler?
>>
>>6619379
Wait so like, red is Annie's bf?
>>
>>6619378
lol I've actually heard a girl say that.
Not word for word but something like:
>I don't want you to fuck a dude then fuck me and get shit in my vagina

>>6619395
Long distance platonic internet bfs.
>>
>>6619416
Women are so fucking retarded.
>>
>>6619416
Platonic boyfriends. Riiiight.
>>
>attractive army guy wants to do stuff
>married
If I ask if their partner knows they'll stop talking to me, right?
He's so cute though...
>>
>>6619394
We aren't like that

>>6619395
Yes is the only answer
>>
>>6619463
Well I can't compete with you. Time to kill myself
>>
>>6619457
>If I ask if their partner knows they'll stop talking to me, right?
My experience, is that it wont.
They'll either say yes, or no but still be down.

Never fucked a married dude though.
Although I guess if he's going to cheat, it might as well be you.
>>
>>6619463
So is hitler even your type?
I've seen you both flirting on here
>>
>>6619471
>Although I guess if he's going to cheat, it might as well be you.
That's the most janky-ass logic I've ever heard.
>>
>>6619470
Don't think like that.
Just get in the gym m8. We're all going to make it.

>>6619473
He's only into beefy dudes, as far as I know.
>>
>>6619470
Anon noooooooooo

>>6619473
No he isn't my type, I really enjoy the banter though.
>>
>>6619479
Is it?
He married guys going to cheat whether he gets anon's dick or someone else's.
If anon fucks him, at least anon gets some benefit from the situation. And if the wife doesn't know, at least he's in a position to inform her.
>>
>>6619484
Get a load of you answering comments meant for me like some domineering Daddy.
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>>6619490
Someone's gonna shoot up all this heroin. May as well be me.

That's reeeal dumb there, brah. Reeeal dumb.
>>
>>6619497
LMFAO I gotta side with clowny on this one. Cheating is bad.
>>
>>6619463
Have you got that collage ready to post, senpai?

... I could use the inspiration.
>>
>>6619509
Thanks for reminding me anon I'll do it right meow. I guess I can show my face
>>
>>6619497
Are you implying doing drugs is morally wrong?

Don't get me wrong, cheating is wrong. I've even got "faithful" tatooed on my body. lol

But cheating and being the guy the cheater cheats with are too different kettles of fish in my opinion. The cheater isn't going to not slut it up on the side if you say no.
>>
>>6619531
unless they happen to be into ugly guys <3
>>
>>6619526
Actually I was implying it was very stupid. Which is why I said it was stupid. So, you know, not so much in the implication department.

And yeah, I'm pretty sure enabling cheating is pretty bad too, both in terms of being stupid and also in terms of helping someone be a bad person. And I think doing a whole heap of heroin is probably going to lead to bad things also. You know, common sense. That sort of thing.
>>
>>6619503
What did I do?

>>6619553
So, you don't have any logic or reason to back up your assertion?
>very stupid
I never claimed to be a bright man. Lol
>>
>>6619602
So for instance, drug dealers do nothing wrong then? Users are going to get drugs no matter what. It's their problem if they ruin their lives, right.

Don't pretend it's morally justifiable to satisfy your own ego, chum.
>>
>>6619627
>s their problem if they ruin their lives, right.
Yes. Drug users choose to do drugs.

Blaming the drug dealer is like blaming McDonald's for making you fat.
>>
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>he will never wake you up
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>>6619657
You are LITERALLY saying that drug dealers do nothing wrong. That is your LITERAL statement.
>>
>>6619669
New thread is ded

>>6619666
Nice satan trips.
Also yes. Victim-less crime yo.
>>
>>6619768
You were right, you *are* retarded.
>>
>>6619790
>Only rebuttal is name calling
K
>>
>>6619835
Mean.

We need a no bully edition
>>
>>6619835
I'll work on one now. I usually don't because I don't have any good gaygen pics on my work computer.
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>>6619828
Rape and murder are probably victimless crimes too I guess.

In fact, I'm pretty sure no actions have any consequences whatsoever.
>>
>>6619835
New Bread
>>6619894
>>6619894
>>6619894
>>6619894
>>6619894
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