ITT little things straight people do that piss you off

>>6614034
straight females don't understand anything period. they're basically animals tbqh

>>6614034
>Straight guys act fucking weird if you tell them you're gay/bi and are triggered by the color pink

Just earlier some cishet male asked to borrow my lighter, and he reached for it and then instinctively pulled his hand back for a moment when he saw the color. Lol

>straight normies thinking being gay gives you this generalised stereotypical archetype of a gay person.

Fucking everytime

>>6614406
This is why I'm in the closet. No matter what someone says once you tell them you are gay all bets are off.

"Straight married white women" at the gay bar. Every fucking time.
>you guys are so loving and accepting
>guys at straight clubs are douchebags so we came here to have fun girls night. >:^)

FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>6614560
Do they get pervy and weird, like it's some kind of soft strip club?

>>6614034
>brojob
Explain without memes please

>>6615161
"straight" guys who experiment together
sometimes with actual gay guys
sometimes they're closeted gay guys themselves
straight women will often believe every straight guy does this

>>6615337
Sounds like bullshit

>>6614034
str8 people joking about kissing each other and how pretty each other are

>>6615587
It's amazing to me just how often my straight friends pretend to be gay with each other.
They're not your 'chads' or 'bros', but I see even bros doing this.

>>6614593

Not that anon, but we had a lot of women like that frequent the local gay bar. Small town in the south so this is the one and only. Some how the straight guys found out about this phenomenon, next time I went it was exclusively het couples grinding on the dance floor with the few salty queer regulars smoking a storm outside

>>6614117
Did your mom refuse to pick up a kids meal for you on her way home from work?

>>6615603
would it be gay to actually do so though
would it be solved by saying no homo
I actually want to do this to some guy I like, hes prob str8 though

>>6615525
I genuinely know straight guys who have done this, but it was "banter"

>>6615619
What, to be actually gay? No shit.
I mean, they'll be like 'Oh, baby' and kinda grab someone's ass toward them and go 'Yeah! Yeah!' that kinda thing.
Or if someone bends to tie their shoes, they might come and and big like 'Hey, big boy' and kinda act like they're gonna get a blowjob from you.

Sometimes, and to see this is hilarious, if they accidentally make eye contact, they're make a kissey noise and be all 'Hey, boy...'

I mean, more power to them, they're super comfortable with each other, but I don't fucking pretend to be straight with anyone, really.

>>6615337
>"straight" guys who experiment together
my favourite flavor of pornography

>>6615161
You know those jokes about straight guys who're actually gay but too "macho" to admit their feelings or some fujo nonsense.
>b-bro, you're touching my penis
>it's okay bro, we're bros
This is a typical example.

Like >>6615337 said, straight women think this is an accurate representation of the straight male population.

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>>6615620
>sucking dick as bantz

>>6614117
All humans are literally animals, retard.