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>tfw bristly chest

i changed my mind, shaving my torso was a GREAT idea

>>6608179

ew get out

shaving is verboten

>>6608192

but now the hair will grow back thicker according to my mum + seinfeld

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUHT9PcNdaY

trannies hate gays, thats for sure :(

Daily reminder to abandon all hope ye who enter here.

>>6608210

That's pretty fucked up, anon

>>6608210

but why?

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>tfw turning into a trucker

i need a haircut asap, but my FWB says he likes playing with long hair so i keep putting it off

>>6608183
Hitler is banned for two days and he doesn't make threads

>>6608231
I believe he was banned for posting that pic with Willam fisting a guy. Now he's on the naughty list.

>>6608239
who is William?

>>6608240
Some drag queen.

>>6608239
Yeah that was the post he said was banned for

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>>6608174
How big is too big gaygen?

Bf recently told my he'd break up with me it I hit my goal body.
I think he might be a gains goblin.

>>6608239
WILLAM not WILLIAM

>>6608192
I'm picking up my harness today

>>6608261
>gives you an ultimatum

Doesn't sound like a good boyfriend.

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>>6608261

your goal body is masstest right? I agree with your bf.

if you are so big + lean your health suffers, thats too big for me. so i dont mind people being big or even being on roids, as long as they arent 5% bf paper-skin meatbags who need anticoagulants to recover from papercuts or 400lbs massmonsters who have to stay inside on hot days for fear of a heart attack.

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>>6608266
I know it's willam. You silly beefy man you.
>>6608261
He jokingly said this or is he for serious?

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>>6608270

yeah but i mean be real would you date someone who looked like >>6608261 ? its kind of repulsive imo

>>6608261

There's a point where vascularity and definition get gross and that dude long since passed it

Slap some more fat on him and he'd look human again

>>6608266

Better be plannin to take pics in it

>>6608278
RRRRRRREEEEEEEE

>>6608284
Yes I would because when I see a man with that physique I don't just see muscles. I see a man with determination to seek out a goal and reach it. The dedication behind a body like that is dedication I want around me.

>>6608287
I will..ima be dancing in it too

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>>6608295

post webm when you do

>>6608270
>>6608278
I'm pretty sure he was joking.

>>6608277
>masstest
Mast is only about 100kg I want to get bigger then that eventually.

>>6608295

And bottoming in it mirite

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>>6608300

hey senpai would you prefer a traditional harness or this new design?

>tfw RedDread is hotter without his dreads

>>6608298
No webm anon sorrrrry

>>6608299
There is truth in jest. You said it yourself he doesn't show any interest in going to the gym.

>>6608300
I don't sleep around anymore =\

>>6608309
the dreads had cool novelty value though and were pretty distinctive

but overall i agree, the short hair is hotter

>>6608311
dating anyone? plan to?

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>>6608305
>that harness

Still very interesting.

>>6608305

While the handle seems useful the traditional design is more aesthetic desu

>>6608311

Booooooo

Get a dildo

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>>6608305

Related question:

Does anyone know any good brands of gay lingerie type stuff in the UK? I looked through the Nastypig website and really liked it, but I don't want to pay $70 shipping for it to be sent to where i live.

so i'm a small hairless twink right
what would happen if i just casually walked into the leather bar

>>6608320

https://eustore.recon.com/collections/nasty-pig

There you go

>>6608309
Thanks anon
>>6608313
And yeah the locks made me look like a character out of a fairy tale.

I was dating a guy for two month but I broke it off a few weeks ago. Communication breakdown.

And I recently met some beefy guy who is duper fucking nice so well see how that goes.

>>6608315
I have a vibrator and a dildo

>>6608322

Ngl you'd probably

1. get ignored by all the hot leather bears because they're only into each other

2. get hit on by a gross desperate troll

>>6608324

Better make sure you stay in practice for your soon-to-be bf desu

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>>6608323

thanks, but they dont have any of the fun stuff there

i really wanna get bootyshorts and a slutty tank for the gym

>>6608311
>There is truth in jest
Yeah. I'm hoping if I get swole enough he'll be guilted into going with me.
>>6608322
Only good things I imagine.
>>6608324
>beefy guy who is duper fucking nice
Nice!

>>6608329
After you posted this the other day I decided to buy them.

>>6608328
Ehhhhh, I haven't used it lately

>>6608338

youre lucky to live in the US desu

>>6608329

Those are cute as hell desu

>>6608343

i know! i was thinking that they would probably make me wanna go jogging a hell of a lot more often

Well it's been awhile, let's see how many new trips there are, and see how awful Rugby has become.

>>6608335
Or he'll fall into a chrysalis of self-consciousness and doubt and break up with you anyway.

>>6608335
Yeah dude snd he's going to start a cycle soon too!

>>6608340
I suppose so lol

>>6608351

you sound pretty superior and condescending there man

>>6608354

Are you implying there aren't new trips and that Rugby isn't awful? It sounds like you are.

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>>6608340
Check out this website. This company is new

>>6608354
Must not know chrom

>>6608363
>Must not know chrom

Good to see you too, Sass-pup.

>>6608352
I prefer to be optimistic.
>going to start a cycle soon too
Jelly, you can pin each other's glutes.

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>>6608363

haha im not sure about this design desu
it kinda makes you look like you soiled yourself

>>6608329

those legs and hips
HHNNNGGHHH

>>6608366
Hi bb I bought some leather, shaved my head and I've been growing a beard.

>>6608369
Be a realist buttercup.
And come to California and I'll suck your dick at baggage claim

>>6608376
I don't see that at all lol
I like the shorts with the ice an print

>>6608382

Show! I need to see Dread without Dreads.

>>6608366
Hey chrome.
>>6608382
Sounds pretty tempting. Lol def have to save up for a plane ticket.

>>6608392

Ahoy der!

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>>6608411

>>6608391
This.
Post hair bby
t."buttercup"

>>6608442
Hitler is bae

>>6608457
No. Just want that smooth twinkpussy
No other attractive twink trips

>>6608464
That you know of.
Maybe some of them aren't as big of attention whores as nasty Hitler.

>>6608470
Nope fag here
Into masc guys and twinks
I don't hate sp either, I just searched for it the archive for the other guy

>>6608472
He's not so bad
He gets a bad wrap

>>6608491

Hitler is hilarious, like a genuinely funny person. Which is a rarity.

>>6608391
I'll send you a picture on Skype

>>6608494
>Hitler is hilarious
Never got the guys humor.

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>>6608494
>Hitler is hilarious, like a genuinely funny person

>>6608517

If we're talking about the same Hitler. I've only spoken to him on Skype and he's really funny. Never seen him posting here though - he's mainly in femgen I think.

>>6608533
He posts here now
But he got banned last night

>>6608540
What did he get banned for?

>>6608522
Cmon, man. I try my hardest.

>>6608544
Anal fisting.

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>tfw you used to look like this

>>6608540

Oh, right. Well, if you ever get to Skype him he's funny. He might be a massive tool online, like that Senpai asshole.

>>6608544
Posted a pic of Willam fisting some guy at a show

>>6608491
No.
He can't take a joke, while simultaneously being super judgy, and if he's judgy in the 'exaggerated half truth shitposting' way, then he doesn't have much of an excuse for not being able to take a joke himself.

>>6608230
mmm I like wild boy hair keep it.

>>6608555
People fuck with him constantly here and he fucks right back with them from what I have seen
He also fucks with people himself though

I have literally NEVER seen hitler express a positive or constructive opinion about anything, its just edgy snark 24/7. That makes me not like him.

>>6608550
>used to look like this
What happened?

>>6608563

he turned 13

:'(

>>6608559
I only ever fucked with him when I saw him being rude, which I don't mind if he's rude, but then it circles back and forth with him eventually saying "I'm actually a nice guy", and like... okay?
He's bitchy every time I see him post, so he just needs to own up to being the elitist asshole he is.

>>6608563

He turned 10 and lost his hair, like all twinks.

>>6608563
Well, the past couple years out of college have been hard, and I started drinking heavily and eating and sleeping poorly and put on a bit of a beer belly.

I still got it though. Nothing a shave and a month or two of exercise won't fix.

>>6608572
>a couple of years out of college
You're beyond twinkhood now, go manmode and become a proper faggot.

>>6608576
He's not as bad as Swede was. Swede was literal poison. The absolute worst attention whore, and really obviously same fagged to give himself compliments to exaggerate his "fanbase". At least hitler's just snippets of rudeness.

>>6608562
>>6608568
I think you're both taking hitler too seriously
His posts are highly sarcastic and joking/shitposty when he does that kind of stuff
Or maybe it's just me who sees it like that

>>6608571
Lol
>>6608572
Sounds like it's time to get back in the gym.
Remember to take progress pics.

>>6608572

I felt like i was p ruined a month or so ago, cuz i got real sad and chubby over a couple of months but a month and a half of less food and daily exercise and i got my figure back.
Still kind of sad all the time, but things are better.
I'm 24, too.

>you're friends with a lot of gay people
>are you gay, anon?
n-no

>>6608320
>>6608329

At this point these faggy high tops are a sure way to indicate to others you're a """""""""masc""""""""" bottom semen reservoir.

I condemn anyone here who unironically wears or likes them

>>6608593
>a sure way to indicate to others you're a """""""""masc""""""""" bottom semen reservoir

no kidding
thats exactly why i want them, dummy

>>6608585
I already dealt with this argument.
If his posts are joking/shitposting, he has no excuse for how defensive he gets.

>>6608590

everybody look at this faggot

Hitler is mine

>>6608590

d'aww

why didnt you jsut say "yes"? Would have been a super easy and natural way to come out imo

>>6608601
Strangle him with those filthy ropes you finally cut off of your head.

>>6608601
Would you bottom for hitler?
He's pretty big if I remember correctly

>>6608611
I wouldn't even wanna be in the same room let alone touch him.

>>6608616
Can we convince Hitler to come to mtfg?

>>6608616
There seems to be an unusual amount of trips in this thread to me. All the """"masc"""'er ones that have been around forever, but if anything that's better, even if most of them are garbage.

Would you break up with your bottom boyfriend if he got diarrhea and was making noises all day from the bathroom?

>>6608629
Don't be mean! He's just on his period!

>>6608629

no?
obviously not

>>6608629
I'd fuck the shit out of him

lol

>>6608629
Quality shitposting.

>>6608616
Like who

>>6608630

lmao

>>6608616
How can you be scared of Hitler, hes a cute skeleton.

>>6608631
But he's not attractive anymore.

No one wants to fuck a hole that's done THAT.

>>6608636
Ayyyyy

>>6608642
they would just avatarfag tbqh fampai

>>6608645
>No one wants to fuck a hole that's done THAT.
But its his arsehole, we all poop from there.

>>6608661
>mods
>in /lgbt/

>>6608642
>>6608651
Huh, I've never even really thought about the cancer levels of mtfg, they really are even worse than gaygen. At least most of us have the sense to stay anon.

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Would you like to know the error of your ways?

Let me point them out for you based on your posts in this thread.

1. All of you are caught up in the desires of your flesh.
2. All of you spend too much time fantasizing about being someone you aren't.
3. All of you want to appease other people through manipulating your flesh. (Wearing gay lingerie to appear a certain way, cutting your hair, working out to lose or gain weight, looking a certain way to attract more attention, projecting yourself as a dom or a submissive to attract the desired attention you're after, etc.)
4. All of you have fleeting lusts for penetrative sex.
5. All of you care so much about what others think of you, instead of what the ultimate authority (Jesus) thinks of your lack of spiritual progression.
6. All of you strive to become a gay stereotype (twink, daddy/masc) instead of just being yourself.
7. Instead of facing your own mirror, it's much easy for you to throw insults and judgements at each other.
8. All of you are incredibly anal and picky about everything. You really think your opinion matters about anything.
9. Hitler this, hitler that. It's almost as if Hitler loves to posts about himself in 3rd person just to remain in some sort of fantasy dictatorship position on here where people praise or hate him, as long as he gets the most attention, he doesn't care if it's bad or good. He's clearly a psychotic gaygen fame whore.

As you can clearly see from me pointing out the obvious, you all need Jesus.

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Help please?

I shaved my legs for the first time yesterday and it felt great. Now the small hairs are growing, they hurt when I run my hand against the direction they grow. Same thing happens with any clothes I wear. Is there any way to stop this now and to prevent this in the future?

>>6608668
cut your legs off lol

>>6608670
Nice one.

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>>6608670
That's a tad extreme.

>>6608668
It only happens the first few times... well, with the butt. I've never shaved my legs because I'm not that fucking gay.
You shouldn't be shaving your legs unless it's for a "straight" guy who needs you to be hairless for him to want to fuck you.

>>6608668

its called bristles

its great

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>>6608666
>666

Amazing

>he won't stop making puns during the date

>>6608684
Sounds like a keeper.

>>6608684
Yuck, kill him.
I like when people say stupid shit and then try to make is seem cute by saying "yeah, I know, I'm cheesy" or some shit like that.
No, you're just not funny, and puns, even with 5 levels of irony, are awful.

>>6608684

cute

>>6608684

cute desu

marry him

>>6608684
No exaggeration to say that that's the worst kind of person.

He could be the hottest man on earth. Wouldn't redeem him.

>>6608684

Are you posing on 4Chan when you're on a date with an actual person who's actually interested in you?

>>6608689
>>6608692
>>6608693
fuck off luvs

>>6608690
>>6608696
word, it wasn't even a good pun i swear he read it off from puns 101 lmao

>>6608700
yeh he's ordering his food so i can shitpost

>>6608700
Everything is made up stories, brah.

>>6608678
So there's nothing I can do for now? Also I'm only shaving there because my hair grows like crazy and I need to get rid of it from time to time. There's no guy. I like it.

>>6608679
How do I prevent it from hurting and how often do I shave?

>>6608707

Then make better puns, then you'll both have a punderful time.

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>>6608678
Also don't gay guys expect you to be hairless? Otherwise it'd be a turn off

>>6608712
fuck

>>6608715
Maybe in 2002.

>>6608707
Pretend you're texting and take a picture of him, we'll say if he's redeemable.
>>6608710
I don't know, I'm not an expert, but when I first shaved my ass, it was all itchy and spikey, but the second time around it was much better, and now I don't have issues at all, I just shave it when the hair get's more than a few millimeters long.

>>6608715
>expect you to be hairless
No. Probably the opposite actually.

>>6608710
>There's no guy
Then why are you doing it, it sounds so unfortunate.

>>6608715
Well, there's a lot of variation in preference, but most guys don't care all that much. With bottoms it can go either way, but I think most like hairy. With tops there's definitely a larger portion who like things shaved.
The more 'straight' a guy is, the more he'll want you to be shaved. As someone who's been with mostly bis, I can say almost all of them wanted me shaved, but even then, they only requested butt, face, crotch and torso. I'm sure they'd have liked it if I did armpits, arms, and legs, but fuck that.

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>>6608724

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By the way I just turned 18 and have a thin build. I thought I'd have to be twinkish to get anywhere.


>>6608723
I think its still true

>>6608724
Thanks! Last question. I want to keep this hidden from my parents so i left some hair from my knees down, is there any way to make it look hair just doesn't grow above my knees? I'm thinking of sort of transitioning the length of the hair to make it thinnest just at my knees.

>>6608725
Why the opposite?
>why are you doing it?
Because I thought it was expected of me.

>>6608740
I do all of that. Should I only trim the hair on my legs?

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Why isn't there more POV porn for bottoms?

>>6608760

Well him you wish Medusa would stop objectifying people. His reply will tell you what kind of person he is.

>>6608763
Where do you live, and have you interacted IRL with many gay men?

It's not expected at all. Some might expect it, but just as many prefer hairy guys.

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>>6608780
The UK, in a big city/town. Sorry for being vague but I don't want people to find out who I am. There are a few gay people at my college but I'm scared that if I talk to them someone might think I'm gay.

>>6608799
wat

So you're shaving your legs to throw off the scent? Why does it matter if people think you're gay? I'm sure everyone knows already anyway. Gayface and gayvoice do real.

>>6608693
hey senpai heard you got a future husdaddybear, congrats :3c

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>>6608827

>someone would actually let this mouth near their cock and anus

Yeah..not buying it.

>>6608845

> implying Senpai can even grow that much facial hair

top kek m8

>>6608827

Yep we're getting married in september :3

>>6608852
>tfw no chromia x brit powercouple

;-;

>>6608864

Timtam doesn't reply to my snapchats anymore, he also had his phone stolen when he was mugged.

>sad_froge_meme.png

>>6608767
Who's the top?

>>6608863

are you going to invite anyone here for the wedding? have you found a dress yet for your hon body?

>>6608876

Rugby is going to be the flower girl

No dress, I'm just wearing a harness, tail and short shorts

>>6608880
>tfw buttslut is your best man and gets jelly of your dadsband

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>>6608880

I suppose no one would be interested in playing some scrabble or something today?

>>6608816
I don't have a gay voice. im doing it cause I'm going to uni soon and wanna come out and be gay then. There are people at my college who know my family and I dont want them to know.

>>6608913

Hell yeah bitch sign me the fuck up

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>>6608914

why do you have to shave your legs to be gay?

fuzzy legs are best legs imo

>>6608928

Senpai said he nairs the hair away because he likes feeling slippery under the sheets.

>>6608871
the /hm/ thread i found it in 404'd so i don't remember his name

>>6608913

Let's play: https://www.comdotgame.com/play/touch-and-tease-1

>>6608928
>why do you have to shave your legs to be gay?
I want to twink when I got to uni
>fuzzy legs are best legs imo
But do other twinks like that?

>>6608935
So some sort of cream?
Could I get it in a pharmacy without any dirty looks?

>>6608955

different people have different tastes bruh

some people like fuzz, some dont. theyll tell you what they prefer after you sleep together a few times - its certainly not going to affect anyones initial impressions of you

but if it makes you feel sexier/more confident then go for it

>>6608955

Most twinks don't shave their legs lmao gurl

>>6608920
Alrighty, I think the site was lexulous.com.

Anyone else for scrabble then? It's a party already.

>>6608952
What is this exactly.

Twinks are naturally hairless. It's genetic.

Embrace your cub status.

>>6608976
Seriously?
Are you sure?

>>6608969
Thanks, I might leave it for now and maybe carry on when I'm in uni

>>6608955

Yeah, although Senpai gets his Nair from Amazon.

>>6609020

I am 100% sure

Twink doesn't mean tranny femboi

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>>6609009
What's a cub?
Im not a furry btw

>>6609032
That makes things simpler. If I want to make my leg hair thinner or even just lighter, is there anything I can do? Like my leg hair is pretty annoyingly long.

>>6609023
Yeah, I think I'll buy it myself, cant risk my parents finding out.

>>6609033

Cub in a young hairy gay man, chubby or muscular

>>6609077
I'm not hairy, chubby or muscular.
I've only got real hair below my hips and I'm really thin.

So, are we playing scrabble here or what? I'm sitting here playing scrabble solitaire. Cmon now.

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>>6609033

>Thinking cub means furry
Please, educate yourself

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1IkewXRcMI7PzBgm1HnN-8oUrhtebyiiBf0-KBWXI9PU/edit?usp=sharing

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Sup bromosexuals, how are you lil deviants doing today?

>>6609077
<3
Hai

>>6609092
This is pokémon. Are you a furry?

>>6609094

staring wistfully at these shorts (>>6608329
) because i really want them but dont wanna pay shipping fees for them

>>6609094
Literally dying I don't have a QC frenchie to split me in half 2bh

>>6609089

You and Senpai are exactly alike!


>>6609094

VENY! <3 <3 <3 <3

>>6608767
desu the entire gay porn industry literally has zero idea wtf we actually like

who the fuck is even turned on by shots from under the tops balls as he fucks
or just extreme closeups that don't actually show anything just movement

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>>6609117
Thanks I guess, I'm not sure who your senpai is but I'm sure hes great.

Thanks everyone for the tips, I'm off for now.

>>6609142

He's a trip called Senpai. You silly badger!

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I hope one day all of you will wake up.


Galatians 5:16–18,

But I say, walk by the Spirit, and do not gratify the desires of the flesh. For the desires of the flesh are against the Spirit, and the desires of the Spirit are against the flesh; for these are opposed to each other, to prevent you from doing what you would. But if you are led by the Spirit you are not under the law.


The truth is self-evident.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0qD2K2RWkc

>>6609090

Post link to a room

>>6609094

I just cleaned my barbecue for the first time in months, it was awful

Gonna be makin ribs

I'm a hungry boy now desu

>>6609118

>shots from under the tops balls as he fucks

Me lmao

So many hot porn tops with beat-up holes so you can tell they're cumdumps in their private life

>>6609198

what kind of ribs...

>>6609220

human

:3c

>>6609198
but ribs aren't filling

>>6609232

I meant flavour, I know what meat you like...

>>6609236

They are if you eat enough of them

>>6609247

Cock flavour ribs

>>6609198
You can't just post a link to the room. You have to make an account to use the in-game chat. I'm in the 'Auntie's Corner' game room though if you log in.

Anyone else is free to join also.

>>6608300

I can't wait to see a twink top destroy your FtM pussy whilst you whimper and beg for more.

>>6608174
Has the fourth part of Priapus ever been translated?

>>6609264

k I'm there

>>6609282
I'm the only other person in that game room, see. And I sent a game invite.

>>6609262

I literally find you so infuriating at times it baffles me.

>>6609264

Sigh I forgot to confirm my email before I accepted and now I can't talk in there what is this nonsense

Fuck overwatch 2bh

>>6609309
Don't look at me, I don't run the site.

Also, I don't know what 'punnets' is. I thought it was one of those political words, but apparently that's a different word.

>>6609338

It's because there are so few trannies and so many old trips on right now

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>go on grindr
>ugly gay whores and the occasional masc hit me up
>never end up fucking anybody
not sure why i do this tbhq

>>6609378
then dont do it

>>6609338
they all got banned 2bh

>>6609366
>old trip


You're the oldest.

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I feel like you probably would've scored more points if you weren't consistently trying to get furry-related words.

>>6609462

It told me I didn't miss any of the best words

sigh

>>6608174
Anyone else curious as to what happened to that 20y old anon who made his 14y old soulmate pledge his virginity to him?

>>6609468
That can't possibly be right though. You played 'claws' instead of 'was' on the triple word score, right? 'Was' would've been 34, where 'Claws' as 11 or 12 or something.

>>6609479

Well it must be lying to me

>>6609462

omg don't tell him how to play his game wtf

are u for real

i cant even

>pokedates

Is this where I should try to find a bf?

>>6609506
yeah if you're into 14 year olds 2bh

>>6609515

Pokemon Go is mainly a 90s kid dickwank for now. The people are gonna be of age but rather dim.

>>6609602
pokemon go has surpassed the 90s memery
everyone and their grandma is playing it now
but you're probably right about most being of age but dim

>>6609602
My favourite sort of wank.

>>6609636
I wished you would just wank on me instead.

>>6609655
I wish you'd wank me.

>>6608174
>always used to think I had a 5x4 penor
>today I learned how to measure my benis correctly
>turns out I have 6x5 dangle
>I can be a top for non-size queens now

Did someone else have a good day too?

>>6608760
adorable

>>6609660
sure hmu

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What's up legbuts? Please stay safe while pokehunting

>>6609707
if i went pokehunting where i live i would be raped 2bh

>>6609711

One of the first days Go was out I made my way to the gay part of my city. It was really comfy and not terrible at all, aside from being a stone's throw away from the ghetto

>>6609655
I dunno about that one.

>>6609707
I always had a crush on her despite being a gayboy.

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>>6609707
>mfw we noticed a walmart employee starring at her phone walking around looking for pokemon

It's neat how widespread this game has gotten. That Vaporeon event in I think New York where people are just running through the streets to get it was kinda scary.

>>6609796
all gayboys had "crushes" on her though

>>6609824
w-what?

>>6609829
ALL GAYBOYS HAD "CRUSHES" ON HER THOUGH

>>6609847
I don't understand what you're implying lad.

>>6609824
>>6609847
Not me :^)

Doesn't Hitler basically live here?
What could he be doing now?

>>6609869
banned

>>6609824

I didn't

Archie is the only pokedaddy for me

>>6609869
Banned, but he's an attention whore who searches for every mention of his name.

>>6609869
Lurking most likely, making memes of himself in the meanwhile.

>>6609875
fuck off tranny

>>6609904

Just because you wanna see my wenis~

>masc twink bf
what did he mean by this

>>6609928

a skinny smooth young-ish dude who has a masculine personality

just like you can have fembears

>>6609938
>fembears
what did he mean by this

>go pokemon hunting with straight crush
>we're next to the lake
>he feigns pushing me in
>then says he got a cramp in his arm
>I tell him it's divine punishment for being mean
>he tells me that he won't stop me from falling next time he gets a cramp


Fucking straight guy magic
I love it so much when he bullies me like this

>>6609951

Post cubpussy

>>6609951
>>6609938
>fembear
>femcub
why?

>>6609981
Why haven't you fucked yet?

>>6609981
sounds weak or youre fat tbqh

>>6609981

beg him to bully your asshole

>>6609993

Because god is cruel

>guy looks super hot in one pic
>looks a lot less attractive in the rest of his photos
I hate angles.

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A-am I straight...?
>attracted to guys with very feminine features
>wide hips
>curvy body types
>soft features

>>6610013
No, you just have shitty taste.

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>>6609981
>have straight crush too
>we work out together and he leads
>always pushes me to my limits
>always challenges me saying he can beat me
>I always try to beat him but fail miserably
>he gets a jolly out of it
>so do I but pretend to be upset that I fell short

>>6609994
I'd like to say that there's some weird tension going on between us, but I'm afraid that's delusions from me side so I can't be sure
We had a groping session when we were drunk during prom

>>6609996
He used to be a kickboxer, I'm handsome myself, but was a swimmer

>>6610002
I-I-It's not sexy if I have to ask anon!


Just now (arguing about Moltes VS Articuno, he's Valor, I'm Mystic)
>Him: Tell me anon, does ice win against fire?
>Me: It wins vs flying
>Him: ...
>Me: get rekt

>>6610022
>was a swimmer
I bet you're out of shape and have a lil belly don't you fatty?

>>6610011
>tfw i think i look when you look at me straight on
>tfw i turn my head and my looks go down 3 points

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Gay gen, am I weird for getting turned on by Micheal Cera?

>>6610013

This >>6610017

>>6610022

ok but... the ice/flying effectiveness is neutralized by the ice/fire non-effectiveness so... fire still wins

>>6610022
>used to be
>was
Guess I was right on both accounts.

>>6609996
Bitch you made me spit out tea when I read this.

>>6610064
You're supposed to swallow it, not spit it out.

>>6610028
>>6610056
I wouldn't say so, I'm trying to gain weight actually (no skeleton!)
Say, are you baiting for pictures?

>>6610037
I guess I rekt myself, but he didn't say anything about it so I'll let it fly

>>6610036
no tbqh
i get turned on by him and his mannerisms too
>tfw lived in his city but never got to suck his dick

>>6610074
I'm not baiting for pictures. The way you told that story sounds like your fat or he's weak. You're also pokemon hunting.

>>6610022
>I'm handsome myself, but was a swimmer
why does literally every gai boi say this

HELP
If I'm on mobile text chatting with someone on Skype, and they're using a computer, if I take a screen shot on my iPhone will they know?

>>6610144
yah

>>6610146
Pls no

>>6610440
You all call hitler egotistical, but you've all done nothing but talk about him.

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>tfw belly hair but no chest hair

I am dancing towards transformation

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>>6610074
>Say, are you baiting for pictures?
N-no

i want to die
i'm so effeminate acting and ugly gayface and embarrassing

and lonely

>>6610620
Hey welcome to the club buddy.
WHat kind of drink would you like?

I'm a paranoid asshole who thinks his friends don't actually love him and are actively working against him. I have major trust issues.

>>6610667
do you serve bleach or arsenic

>>6610620
Fake a sense of superiority and confidence like every other gayfaced twink and black person does, even though deep inside you know you look like garbage.

>>6610703
i'm not a twink i'm just lumpy and ugly
and i don't want to be mean to people

but thanks for the attention anons usually no one responds to my posts
serously thansk

>>6610714
Hey man. I know how it feels.
Sometimes you gotta feel like you have to be the change you want to see in the world.
It helps numb things for a short while, like alcohol or hard drugs.
Its pretty dumb saying it like that but thats how I feel sometimes.

>>6610667
In fairness, everyone *is* an untrustworthy prick.

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why u not have gay bf yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b44R5HF4Y20

why u not date asian boi?

>>6611418
Not gonna watch it, but are you sure the guy on the right there isn't a 50 year old man?

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>>6611418

asian twinks are lame

masc asians are toptier

>>6611449

hes 33 and a foreigner
and asian boi is 22

>>6611465
Unlucky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-VW5AMauc

How do I catch a twinkachu with my pokemon balls?

>Hitler is banned
I can take his place for a while ;^)

Hitler is banned and maki disappears. hmm...

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>>6612337
These threads are actually bearable now

>>6612356
>3 posts in 5 hours
>Bearable

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>tfw boyfriend isn't even into anime that much and he likes megane stuff

I don't know that I want jizz on my glasses though. If that's even what he wants.

>>6608174
guys how am I supposed to respond to compliments. I'm putting myself out there for the first time and I get lots of guys on grindr and tinder and stuff complimenting me. how am I supposed to respond? assuming I'm interested in the guy that's messaging me that is.

>>6612394
You say thanks, and either give a compliment back or talk about something else moving the conversation along.

>>6612374
"wahh my owner is banned"

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>get first ever boyfriend
>he's vers
>i have only ever topped
>he only cuddles big spoon though
>mfw cuddling and feel his dick on my butt
>mfw he kisses my neck
>tfw starting to think maybe im more vers than i thought

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>>6612491
Hooray for variety.

>>6612394
just say thanks
lmao

>>6611418
the other gays posted here lately are superior 2bh

>tfw gay
>tfw sex is gross though and makes gays look like they have aids

How do I find a platonic bf?

>>6612545
how much money do u have

>>6612522

superior? Are you kidding? Senpai is a ugly twink. SP is balding. Chromia is a fat ass. Clownshoes is just gross.

RedDread & Ann are okay but they're both too flamboyant.

Rugby/hitler were the only good trips.

>>6612545
You go look for one.

>tfw want french fries
>guess im just gonna shitpost about it instead of go finding some potatoes to make some

>>6612558

$495 in wallet + $6.50 in bank account + $10.11 in paypal + $215 in Amazon credit

>>6612559
You seem like you have real issues you need to sort out. Preferably do so before spending any more time on 4chan

They're not who I'm talking about.

>>6612545
What do you mean by "sex"?
Anal? Oral? Handsy-feelies?
If you're not willing to have any sexual intimacy with anybody then you're going to have a very hard time finding a bf.

>>6612567
just take it all out and wave it around a college campus
ez platonic boyfriend

>>6612572

Anal/Oral/Jerking off should be banned by every government.

They're truly disgusting. Mouths are for chewing food. Ass is for pooping. Hands are for building shit.

Sexual intimacy is for inferior beings who have mental issues (clingyness, daddy issues, etc.) to tell you the truth.

>guy I was gonna fool around with in an hour or so stopped replying to my texts an hour ago
>"straight" guy that wanted to experiment with me that stopped replying to my messages days ago just texted me a minute ago

wtf what do I do?

>>6612593
have fun w/ the str10 boy

>>6612589

Rape is the only true sex. Sex was never meant to be enjoyable. It's meant to be quick, painful, and over-bearing. That's what nature intended. Animals in the wild don't make love or take each other out on a romantic dinner. They rape each other. It's only natural for humans to do as nature intended.

>>6612589
I'm inclined to agree since I'm a bitter virgin.

>>6612595
I think that's what I should do.
With the other guy though I all I had to commit was making out and dry humping.
str10 boy wants me to actually blow him and possibly take my butt virginity...
I shouldn't be a pussy, right? I'm just scared of catching something.
Can I ask him to wear a condom while I blow him?

>>6612602

I'm going to rape you.

>>6612605
Yeah you can ask that. The most important part though is ensuring if he is going to fuck you, that he is defo wearing a condom. You're much more likely to catch something from anal than other procedures.
And then get tested ofc.

new thread for anons:
>>6612621
>>6612621
>>6612621