mtfg: girl general

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>tfw you wish you grew up in a more accepting time

>>6602516
>>6602522
>>6602525
w-why

This is why im non-op.

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I'm sorry y'all
I'm so dysphoric and i don't think i'll ever be a girl until i get ffs and srs
I won't be a beautiful woman like pic until i get ffs and srs
I won't be stealth
I'm just a boy
I'm just a feminine male for now

>>6602535
red you're a weirdo.

>>6602535
Shut the fuck up Red.
You're a girl.

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>>6602527
>we're only a few years away from high schools full of feminine boys in skimpy outfits

>>6602533
those were done by bad surgeons.

>>6602535
I got ffs and srs and I'm sill not a girl

>>6602527
i never be a real girl because I wasn't raised as a girl.
I'm not a girl

Ok so me and my gf (les gen) are planning to off ourselves today Romeo and Juliet Style

>>6602527
>as children copy friends
Well, that is just dumb.

Angie on a rampage again

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>>6602535
Same desu
>>6602544
America...this is the future you chose
>tfw you went to a uniformed private school and didn't get to wear the plaid skirt or the green summer jumper with a cap sleeved blouse

>>6602545
Brassard and suporn are bad? Because that's from them :^)

>>6602564
Where?

>tfw afraid to go to the doctor fpr anxiety because of your anxiety

>>6602550
>when you feel the sadposting deep in you

>>6602550
Were you? We're you really?

I had to learn to be a man, and it felt exactly like learning to be a girl

I was raised to be a little afraid person who saw the world through books an rose tinted glasses, left alone with my feelings which alternated between warming me up and ripping me apart inside

>>6602579
Isn't this the worst, I was 30 minutes late to my appointment yesterday that helps me talk about my anxiety issues... Because I was in the parking lot anxious

>>6602550
why did you all do this to red ;_;

i don't want red to be sad

i love you red

>>6602563
I mean, it's plausible, I'm still not convinced that I didn't become trans because of a crush I had on someone that turned out to be trans.

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>coworkers holding doors open for me lately
>they smile and say good morning alot more
>accidentally bump my elbow and say ouch this morning and 2 of the other chefs come see if im ok

uhhhhhh. whats going on??

>>6602598
Hon stories

Are we fucking Susan's now?

>>6602598
you're a chef?

>>6602598
This is how normal humans interact. The fuck is wrong with you

>>6602550
Im sorry.
>>6602598
You probably are being more confident desu

>>6602600
Sounds like you're bitter sir

I took an estrogen pill and now strange men keep holding doors for me when I'm right behind them and when I walk into the office the administrative assistant says good morning. Wtf is happening

>>6602613
Kek 20 points to slytherin

holy shit my nipples fucking ache and I swear my areolae got bigger last night

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>>6602598
>took one hrt
>went out today
>a guy looked up at me and smiled

W..what's going on guys... am I turning into a girl

>>6602613
No need to mock Korra, man.

>>6602613
If you look happy people want to interact with you. Just saying if your shit no one will do shit for you.

>>6602624
Where did you get that pic of maddie?

That's enough angie

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>>6602623
Maybe you'll get to experience breast cancer also!

>>6602527
this isnt entirely a bad thing
>>6602535
:(
>>6602623
i wish i knew this feel

>>6602630
L
M
F
A
O

>>6602633
That's enough maddie

>>6602635
EDGY

>>6602635
who flipped your asshole inside out?

>>6602635
What's more womanly than that?

>>6602638
i wanna make beep's nipples ache

Yo maddie/pizzaslut and Faye are the only chicks in their thirties right?

>>6602638
no you don't ;___;

>>6602630
Rude

>>6602648
Kayla

>>6602648
nope

http://www.strawpoll.me/10809393
http://www.strawpoll.me/10809393
http://www.strawpoll.me/10809393

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>>6602640
That word doesn't mean what you seem to think it means.

>>6602641
I don't know what you mean.

>>6602643
Nothing.

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>>6602644

>>6602651
So Maddie, Faye, and Kayla are in their thirties?

>>6602656
you're acting like a cunt for no reason. There's obviously something else going on. I assume you have prolapsed anus, given the edginess.

>>6602655
everything but kill yourself

>>6602648
Smiles is 38 but she found the fountain of youth. Tuns out it's in Australia somewhere.

>tfw you have a gf but u also have a crush on faye, red, maddie, kayla, elanna, ufufu, and quid

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I'm bisexual so if you were to call me a faggot you would only be half right.

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>tfw getting released tomorrow
awww yeah

>>6602570
citation pls cause none of those vulvae look remotely like suporns work in regards to yissues used,aesteatics, clit size and vagina entrance

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>took estrogen for 2 years
>now i can't stop getting girls sucking my dick
what happened? i don't get it

>>6602667
lily how nice is it to have a vagina

>>6602659
+sydnie and CFH

The mid late twenties list is pretty big too

>>6602665
Maybe if you're a dog you can fuck half of them.

>>6602659
Faye is 43, kayla is 41 and Maddie is 50

>>6602669
Here we go.

Ever since since prom, ive liked being fucked by unprotected dongs. Well, sure enough I got crabs. I got one so big on my cunt that you could have boiled in and seasoned it in spice and had yourself a hell of a meal. I contracted those crabs from the prom king. He fucked me in the limo after he accepted his award. He told me he wanted to fill my slot with unprotected cock, that way he could give me his crabs. I thought he was goofing around, but he was dead serious and loving every minute of it. Within a week, crabs had infested my cunt. Every inch of my fluff bucket was covered with those nasty little vermin entitled crabs. Sometimes they would bite my clit and it would feel great, but most of the time it was horrible and made me feel inferior. I didnt know how to get rid of them and I didnt have health insurance so I lived with them for 10 years and 3 days. I tried sitting in tomato juice but I heard later that was used for getting rid of skunk stench, so I figured if you cant beat em, join em. I named every single crab that had moved onto the surface of my snatch. As far as I could feel, there was 20. Raymond, Lupe, Bobby, Ernest, Dixie, Lawrence, Sherly, Steve, Alahandro, and Niche. Eventually, after I had saved up some cash, I turned my attention to a doctor who helped me kill the crabs. At the time I was happy to be free from their constant biting, but then became suicidal because I had killed my friends that had been by my side for 10 years. Even when I would go out for a weekend of unprotected fucking, they wouldnt leave me. They believed in me. Not one of the peters that pulverized my pussy during my 10 years of crab infestation contracted them. They stuck by my poontang through thick and thin, and I feel deeply in love with them and they loved me...

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>>6602606
idk maybe. these are the same ppl I've been working with for the past 7 months. it's just kinda weird that they're treating me so different now. I used to be like, invisible.

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>>6602661
I didn't realize how sensitive you are.
I hope you don't have an emotional breakdown again.

>>6602671
faye what's the secret to big boobs
>>6602665
forgot grace

>>6602675
what

>>6602665
Shit taste

>>6602681
are you a chaser or something wgat are you doing here

>>6602669 #
Considering it's not a real one, probably pretty bad. I myself am pmsing like a mofo but atleast I have a real vagina that isn't an inside out or is or ballsack.

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>>6602648
I'm still in my thirties for a couple years...

>>6602665
>tfw you have a gf but you have a crush on beeps, red, Kayla, Maddie, and anon
>>6602679
Genetics, my mom is a G cup or something after her reduction.

And dangerously high prolactin levels that cause you to spurt breast milk

xanax is good

>>6602666
goof one
>>6602676
cause you are warming up to them and same as them. Just normal stuff id you arent a total cunt.

>>6602685
It's /pol/.

>>6602687
Inside out penis or inside out ballsack*

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>coworkers casually spanking my ass lately
>they smile and flick my nipples alot more
>accidentally bend over sensually and moan this morning and 2 of the coworkers start jerking off
uhhhhhh... ok?? hrt is so weird

>>6602688
You look at least 49

>>6602685
They're probably a terf or a /pol/ack attempting to trigger people in this thread

>>6602687
>not having the superior genitals I.e. A penis
Lol

>>6602696
Um...what
elaborate pls

>>6602701
maddie im currently highlighting your post in green do you have a color preference

I drink every night I don't have work

>>6602688
Wow you look like my moms gypsy friend who's in her fourties

>>6602696
This is basically what it was like for me in the military

>>6602677
Huh?
>again
Last I checked, you were the one that kicked me out of the skype group in a fit of rage.

>>6602699
>>6602694
>>6602685
It's angie having an autistic episode

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>tfw you can hear yourself getting better at guitar
it inspires me to practice more tbqf

>>6602704
Oh wow I didn't realize anyone actually cared about my shitposting >.<;;

>>6602699
Call me whatever you want but that doesn't change the fact that I am XX and my vagina isn't remnants of male genitalia. :p

>>6602696
Lol

Gud post

>>6602709
Shut up Faye. Everything has to be about you when you are around and it's really disgusting.

why do people hate when they can love

>>6602717
A shemale is superior in every way to a genetic woman, I'm sorry about your loss of being born cis

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>>6602710
We both know what im talking about.
:)
I kicked you cause of your complaining.

>>6602710
you got kicked because you were invited to two separate groups and constantly attacked people and started huge arguments over nothing, not to mention telling us all to fuck off on a regular basis.

you made everyone uncomfortable.

>>6602717
KK whatever makes you happy, and I'll continue to do what makes me happy

>>6602562
With belladona extract?

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>tell dad you're trans
>he doesn't give a fuck
>attention drama whore in me wants a response

should I call him later and tell him his Exwife just picked out pic related as a name for his favorite son

>>6602669
pretty good
was a big confidence boost when the tests showed that even by natal standards my vaginal flora and lubrication are pretty good
only peeing is more annoying now
giving urine samples for tests especially
>>6602687
aww you seem bitter buddy
want some of my gfs meds ?

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Hey there, /mtfg/! I just came back from my daily four mile walk!

How do you keep in shape, girls?

>>6602688

Honestly it might be the angle but I think you look great. Not sure what's up with the fur scarf, but aside from that!

>>6602731
i thought your name was faye

>>6602725
c-can i be in the skype group

>>6602725
I had a bit of a reality check. Being a student is a lot better than being a sex slave and camwhore.
>complaining
excuse count +1

>>6602726
Trip on maddie

>>6602737
Who are u again

>>6602732
You may have a pseudo vagina, but your face is still hon status.

>>6602726
no wonder charlotte has next to no friends, amazing how the few she does manage to keep continue to put up with her shit.

>>6602735
My name is

Jay Justin Robin Faye Justice

It depends who I'm with, I have my preferred name, but people say they like one of the others normally so they just pick whatever and say they don't want to change.

>>6602689
tfw crush on faye..
>>6602724
this
>>6602733
biking!

>>6602724
I'm sorry about your saggy bulldog face, about your line backer shoulders, about your tree stump legs, about your lack of waist and hips, about your small gyno "boobs", about your British teeth, about your poop brown eyes, I'm sorry for your genetics.

>>6602739
cool I still like my face tho so who cares
and my vag is on par with a natal one
minus the whole pms and cramps stuff
I'm so devastated over not having those :^(

>>6602738
she's an angsty teenager who thinks being a miserable bitch and starting fights with everyone over nothing makes her a tsundere anime girl.

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>>6602741

>>6602745
can i call you frank

>>6602745
What is your preferred name?

>>6602659
Me too!

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>>6602741

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>>6602747
Wow lol

>>6602659
Kayla is 27 iirc

>>6602733
Winter in Auvergne gets pretty cold. Fur is nice to keep warm.

>>6602748
Keep being deluded, your pseudo vagina will never be as good as a cis one, and I will enjoy my free flow of estrogen. :3

>>6602751
Sure pal
>>6602752
Robin, but literally 2 people call me that

>>6602648
I'm 30, although if I count as a chick at this point is debatable I guess.

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I can't find the TinyChat/Discord info anywhere in the pastebins. Can one of you girls be a dame and post it~? Thanksies <3

>>6602746

It's kind of embarrassing to admit but I don't actually know how to ride a bike, at 23 years of age, none-the-less.

I've tried recently in the past - especially since I'm going to UC Davis, THE bike university - but I just can't get it down, for some gosh darn reason.

It's okay, though. I enjoy walking quite a bit, even if it is slower than biking. I get to take in the scenery more~

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>>6602737
kek

Do you really want me to paste every single time you tried to argue about something for no reason.

Or those pictures that you didn't want people to see cause of being doxed.

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>>6602755
wow faye we must have a deep connection hi

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>>6602747
and this, ladies and gentlemen, is how a hon meltdown looks like

>>6602768
hey that guy should take those thorns off his head

he might get hurt

>>6602747
B T F O

>>6602763
faye can we be friends

>>6602763
Nah, I'ma call you Justin.

>>6602770
It's worth it in the name of fashion.

>>6602772
T. faye as anon

>>6602673
40s are the new 30's m8.

>>6602677
Chara is best Russian gril.

>>6602746
You're too young, miss! You should have crushes on pop singers and stuff.

>>6602775
no

>>6602762
sry but we already tested and it's as good as a natal one
but sure enjoy your cramps, bleeding and emotional instability for a limited amount of e
cya in 20 years at the pharmacy hon :*

>>6602711
Angie pls

>>6602773
Never change anon
>>6602767
Great memers think alike
>>6602772
Sure what's your name?
>>6602765
That's like an hour from me, it's a really nice campus, what are you studying?

>>6602535
>>6602550
Red, you don't have to be perfect to be a girl. Wanting every single thing about you to be prim and prop and feminine is fine but just because they aren't doesn't mean you're not a girl. Even with your imperfections you're still you and you can do anything you want to, including be a girl. Because you are a girl, you've admitted that 'being a femboy' is just a way to feel more comfortable with yourself. You see your body as being closer to that of a perfect femboy than a perfect girl but that doesn't matter. Wouldn't you rather be an imperfect girl than pretend to be a perfect femboy? Isn't transition at it's core about being who you actually want to be, not who other people think you can be? Chin up love.

>>6602661
>charlotte throwing edgy around as an insult
the ironing

>>6602744
cute

>>6602749
I've only called myself a tsundere to two people, and I'm on good terms with one of them.
So that means you're coming up with this yourself, or you should turn your trip on, chaser.

>>6602766
Do it.
Show me that you're actually ok with stabbing people in the back, that way nobody'll trust you.

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>tfw meeting tonight canceled due to the heat.

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>>6602741
>>6602750
>>6602755

>>6602779
I'll enjoy my ability to start a real family and have children and have a vagina that isn't a science project. And nah I'm only 18, so maybe I'll visit you in the nursing home. <:

>>6602781
Lauren i get nervous and take my trip off a lot

>>6602765
And you can catch more pokemons!

>>6602783
It's not an insult, it's a description.

>>6602766
>posting coversations from outside 4chan

Sign of a shit person

>>6602789
Ouch

>>6602765
I have lots of old friends that don't know. Some don't know how to swim. It's not embarrassing you just haven't been around it long enough.
>>6602776
I'm 23 lol I can do what I want mom

>>6602770
Don't make fun of Jesus.>:(

>>6602789
Lol, at least I'll never have a miscarriage.

>>6602787
Concert tonight cancelled because of thunderstorms. Summer open air events are great but it sucks when the weather gets too shitty.

>>6602771
idk anon a meltdown consisting of "your atupid nose your stupid haie your stupid eyes your stupid teeth" isn't BT nor F and sure as hell not O
>>6602789
>becoming a breeder
topkek have fun buddy
I'll might help ya getting the trolley out of the bus of tou ask nicely
>only 18
aww grandma it's ok

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>>6602776
How are you today Sass?

>>6602784
Oh no the known sociopath is not to be trusted?

Nice try though.

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which one of you pieces of shit broke this poor little robot's heart?

>>6602797
You'll never carry period.

>>6602784
no one wants you here

>>6602796
I swear beep, ever since you started with your fancy transy phase, you've made life impossible for me and your father.

>>6602799
Stop shit posting, and you're a lot older than 18 so don't talk like a fool.

>>6602781
not like you ever will from the troll that you are :)

must suck being a hon and being a walking embarrassment everywhere you go, and spending all of your time on a 4chan board pretending to be friends with people that will pass infinitely better than you when you are really homophobic and hate them all and laugh at them behind their back

>>6602789
>children
You realize a lot of cis women get vaginoplasty after childbirth because of how absolutely fucking destructive it can be, right? If you wanna keep flaunting that maybe make sure Jamal pulls out.

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>>6602746
o///o
>>6602790
<3 are you new here? Spill a little about yourself
>>6602796
o///o

>>6602802
>library
sounds like Caddy

This thread is super nasty rn and not in a fun or good way so laters

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>>6602801
I mean, certain people seem to believe you can be their friend.

Your mental health status has no bearing on your public image.

This is me, calling your bluff.

>>6602807
Speak for yourself.

>>6602802
>as big of a loser as I am
>gym
>scored Chad
That's not how it works. He shot too high.

>>6602809
grangran pls

>>6602811
>what is a c section
Seriously even with natural birth is give my right arm to be able to have a baby ;.;

>>6602809
Lily is only 27 lol

>>6602819
>never able to wear a swimsuit again without a giant nasty scar
Freaky science project lmao.

>>6602813
who is that in the pic?

>>6602813
no i post here a lot i just usually post as anon because of anxiety

idk what to say about myself really

im plebs gf

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>>6602808
Now now dear, maybe if we don't give her attention she'll just grow out of it
>>6602810
I don't get this reference

>>6602801
Today is a fine day for shitposting! How about you.

>>6602803
Touché. But yeah I know I can't.

You want to have children and think you can but you'll never know if you can until you've tried it. It's a shame how stress, diet and pollution have made moder women less fertile. Good luck though.

>>6602816
I'm speaking for everyone you've run off because of your terrible shit eating attitude, which is all but a few people here.

>>6602821
lmao I wish
could drink legally in murrica then

>>6602822
That's very rare now days, most surgeons can do it with a very very small to no scar at all.

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Hello everyone! Got prescribed escitalopram and I'm not sure if I'm just imagining things but I feel weird just a few hours after taking the first pill.

>>6602765
>but I just can't get it down
It's one of those things that you 'get' at some point without even realizing and after that you got it :P
Keep at it and I'm sure you'll learn it!

>>6602802
>rushing into a relationship
>relationship based on mutual low social market value
>surprised that a loser girl is worth more than a guy
Yeah nah he aimed too high. At least she was nice enough to ask for an open relationship

>>6602781

I'm studying literature. I'm planning on getting my Master's in it and being an instructor at a community college, currently, although I'm also open to Ph.D work and being a professor at a UC.

I've actually studied both computer science and history as majors, previously, but then stuff happened and I ended up having to switch my major twice. I think my life is settled down enough that I can finally follow through with this and get my B.A., even if it will be at age 25...

And yeah, Davis is a wonderful campus. Not that I've seen too many 4-year university campuses, but I imagine that Davis is one of the better ones, even if it is filled with dirty, stinkin' hippies.

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So, how can we even call this a board on 4chan? We're basically reddit with the exception of the shitposting polack, er, totally legit cis girl.

>>6602768
Except it was a hon beating down a hon

>>6602832

Escitalopram/Lexapro is a really good SSRI - I've been on it, Neurontin, and Inderal for little over a year now, and it's really improved my mood. I still have depression/anxiety flares up occasionally - sometimes REALLY bad ones - but in general I feel like my mood has improved significantly since I've started that med combination.

>>6602832
ssri's don't work that fast but still even if you are aware of it placebo effect is a very powerful thing

>>6602831
No no no. All surgeons are total hack jobs. Surgical methods never improve and all good results are invalidated by bad ones. Don't you remember all the bad neovags being posted? That's literally all that exists, just like horribly cesarean scars that look like axe wounds.

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>tfw eating ice cream on a diet

>>6602823
It's David grohl and his mom
>>6602824
Oh hiiiiiiiiii, yeah, plebs really cute! you don't need to be nervous though, you seem pretty nice

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>>6602830
With a mug like this, I can see why you're so angry with life.

>>6602810
It's not that bad. At least We get more cock than you.

>>6602825
But she's behaving this way because you were never around the house and I was busy doing the wine and spa thing all the time.

I think we should go to church more.

As a family.

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>>6602825
youre right, this might help you understand better

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>All the negativity and fighting going-on right now.

Come on, girls! Cheer up! Love, love! <3

>>6602841
ho ho ho you think youre so fucking funny

fucking ass...

>>6602836
Nah, this is a hon beating down a hon.

http://youtu.be/q7Zh07XQfpE

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>>6602829
seriously maddie, I've only heard one person talk like this before.

Now fuck off.

>>6602846
I'm going to die alone.

>>6602840
Um do you have aspergers or something? I wasn't talking about vaginas...

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>tfw off work finally

I'm feeling like Pokémon go today

>>6602846
fuck off

you're literally hugboxing people that deserve to be shot

>>6602841
I ate ice cream for breakfast today

>>6602851
Doesn't matter. All surgery ever is awful. You can't go to a surgeon without getting the worst possible results. Princess terfy proved it by spamming neovags.

Not to sound like an idiot, but where do you all find the motivation to argue? I don't think I could be assed.

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>>6602816
I never bluff.

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>>6602837
Well I sure hope I don't get any nasty side effects then. And I'm glad it works for you!

>>6602839
I didn't mean mood-wise but like I tried to sleep earlier and couldn't help but to move my legs it was weird. Also something funky with my eyes they took hours to wake up after the nap and I couldn't focus too close as if I had taken something to dilate my pupils.
But ye placebo stronk, I was having a good day before and now I feel even better :)

>>6602848
So maddie vs hulk hogan?

>>6602849
do you really think, with how shitty of a person you are, that only one or a few specific people could dislike you?

get fucking real, charlotte.

>>6602844
do you now? you must be one hell of a slut then

I don't even know who you are, what do you look like?

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>>6602843
not angry at all my sweet grandma
in fact I do feel quite happy
what makes you think I'm angr nana ?

>>6602860
Energy + Boredom

>>6602858
Okay that answered my question lol. Sorry about your aspergers. :(

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>>6602850

Don't think that way, anon! I'm sure love and companionship will find its way to you soon! Just be ~positive~ and good things will definitely come your way!

>>6602854

Now, now, anon, that's no way to act! If you spread happiness around, then happiness will definitely come back to you!

>>6602861
I just ate

and now I don't want what's in my gut anymore

thanks

>>6602853
Oooh

Check

This

Out

https://pokevision.com

It tells you where the pokemon are and how long they'll be there.

>>6602843
That's a fine Picasso piece you posted there.

>>6602861
/fit/izen here, I saw this off the main page.
You have a lot of potential with such broad shoulders. Mine are a bit narrow, so pretty jealous right now.
Why are you wearing a bra type thing though?

>>6602878
it's monet you pleb

>>6602862
lol I take an ssri too and my pupils are always dilated now. my doctor kept asking if I had taken any other drugs when she saw how big they were.

>>6602880
because it thinks it's a girl

meanwhile i got kicked from a skype group for a way better reason

>get into a friendly debate with a holocaust denier
>they do not understand basic thermodynamics
>i link them to a page "How Ovens Work"
>they call me a cunt and kick me

made my whole day t b h

>>6602872
>then happiness will definitely come back to you!
I'm just going to warn you now.

You're going to get hurt. Not by me, but by the people you think are "nice" on this board. Those people left a long time ago when they were disgusted by people like Edgar/Noelle and Faye.

>>6602880
Hey there. Wanna get fucked in the ass by a woman?

This thread is cute

>>6602860
>popular trip X
>X attacks my friends
>I fight back
>X gets angry

>few days later
>I post something random
>X posts some shitty thing about me
>new nemesis has been made
>all of X's friends hate me

It's formulaic really.

>>6602868
>Not knowing who Sass is

OMG! I literally can't even with you !

I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!

I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.

The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!

Please vote in mu strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676

>>6602872
Nope.

I'm going to live a short, unhappy life that will end when I kill myself after exhausting all other options.

Thanks though.

>>6602525
Ok, the first two were obviously SRS but this one just looks like a normal vagina.

Looks like somebody's never seen one outside of porn before :^)

>>6602891
you're cute! you'd be cuter if u were bi master race tho

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>>6602888

Oh, I know there's not a lot of nice people in this thread, let alone on this board or on this website. I act this way in full knowledge of the absolutely vile, hurtful nature of a plurality or even majority of people in this thread.

But I do what I do regardless of this knowledge, because I truly believe that by acting positive and kind and nice, I can encourage a culture of happiness and joy, that will eventually overcome the inherently hurtful natures of many people in this thread.

I appreciate the warning, but believe me, I'm already aware.

Now, then, time for ~POSITIVITY~.

>>6602892
I don't like you. I didn't like you before this. This did not make me like you any less. Have you considered the possibility that people just don't like you?

>>6602887
that would make my whole day too what retards

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>>6602896

Well, I won't force you to act in a way you would rather not, but I simply ask that you at least consider working on a joyful mindset. If not for yourself, then at least consider how your own mood can affect the people around you.

Anyways, happy happy~ <3

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>suddenly a lot more drama
>no kayla post since drama started
weird huh

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>tfw gf wants to go Pokémon hunting with my friends

neat. that was a pleasant surprise

>>6602905
Oh holocaust deniers are just the absolute best cause there's even more evidence for it than anthropogenic global warming and LITERALLY every argument can be shut down in like ten seconds

so if you know your shit you can really make them FURIOUS with cognitive dissonance and just run away lmfao

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>>6602845
I don't get what you're trying to prove here, I'm a Femboy love
>>6602844
I'm not giving up my Sunday's just because she has a coping issue! Fuck it I don't even care! Take my wallet and go buy her whatever she needs at the mall, I'm going golfing!
>>6602834
W..wait so you're telling me we have like a smart dedicated transwoman in academia with plans for her future o.o

What are you doing here!

Joking aside, it took me a while to settle down and actually finish a degree, I started in engineering myself, and then moved on to get my first one in general studies, and then followed it up with an actual middle eastern studies degree to not be embarrassed when I tell people (I also have like an AA but it's w/e)

My favorite campus is Santa Clara, it's so beautiful and the church is very pretty, followed by University of Texas (which has a ton of statues) and then University of Michigan

>>6602899
Czech'd

I like your style. I once was a positive person such as yourself, but now I even shitpost without dropping my trip :3.

>>6602911
Most people on that side say the Holocaust occurred but that the numbers are wildly exaggerated.

>>6602904
Uh yeah, more than once. I have an abrasive personality and I'm a touch arrogant. I don't expect people to love me right away, since I rarely connect well with anyone, but what I just described is usually what gets people hateposting.

>>6602887
Lmao.

>>6602916
that's the thing though, people don't love you right away and they don't love you at all because you're a miserable cunt and you treat everyone like shit, your own friends don't even want to talk to you half the time.

>>6602916
Maybe they're just reminded they don't like you. This >>6602920 is a little weird though...

(inb4, if you do the math it's actually extremely obvious that you can burn 'em up within 2 years)

>>6602915
Yeah, but it doesn't really matter since those are easy as fuck to disprove too.

Unless millions of Jews just got abducted by ayy lmaos

>b-but u can't burn bodies that fast
well it's a whole lot easier than teleporting them to the moon, i tell you hwut

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>>6602798
True, this was a potluck at a open air shelter. I could easily have handled the heat, but others in the group, no.

>>6602913
You think money fixes everything, right?
You know that I know that your sunday golf games are nothing but degenerate lovemaking with your whore slut of secretary.

I'm almost sorry I gave you the best years of my life.

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>>6602909

PharahXMercy is the best Overwatch pairing! It's so cute~!

>>6602913

Honestly, I get down quite a lot about how long it's taken me to complete a simple B.A. - I check up on people from my graduating class on Facebook (lol) quite often, and all of them have completed their education, have moved on to careers, are starting families, etc. etc., while I'm just getting ready to go back to my university, still only technically in my Junior year.

But, whenever I start to feel that way, I just try to remember what my psychiatrist in the second hospital I went to told me: Even if I'm finishing "later" than everybody else, all of this time has been spent gaining lots of life experience, going through hardships and such that, in the end, will make me a more rounded, deeper person than I would have been otherwise, even if I have to finish my degree "late".

It doesn't always work - finishing my degree four years after everybody else in my graduating class is depressing no matter what, especially when all it is is a B.A. in literature, which I should have gotten three years out of high school rather than eight - but I do try to think that way the best I can.

>>6602914

I can shitpost with the best of them, honestly, but I prefer positive, joking shitposting, rather than negative, bullying shitposting.

>>6602892
True, see
>>6602888

Literally not part of any group or chat, don't bother anyone, always there to skype with when people want, mostly go around and hang out with people and it's always been nice and fun, then relationship and sex drama happens and i get insanity for literally months.

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>>6602892
Boohoo.

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>>6602929
So cute! :3

>>6602933
Sir pls calm down

>>6602929
I prefer nonsensical shitposting which makes people cringe. Like sissification references or diaper references.

>>6602929
Junkrat X Roadhog is much more cute.

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>>6602926
While I'm not an expert and certainly not well enough educated on the subject to make a statement regarding it, the logistics of "processing" that many Jews and homos and gypsies and blacks and then disposing of all those corpses is staggering.
Phien probably knows the truth but isn't allowed to say because of the crazy German laws about it.
I wouldn't be so quick to brush it off.

omg lol you two are so funny. gotta go to work. see ya everyone.

>>6602933
I don't want a pet Chara but I do want to pet Chara!

>>6602907
And Edie...hmmmm

*incomprehensible babbling and Irish Brogue*

>>6602941
have a good day

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>>6602929
i agree :3

>>6602933
>Provoking Chara
Yeah I don't know why anyone would do this.

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Is it okay if I add some of you girls on Skype? I'd love to be able to talk to you outside of these threads!

Maybe we can play video games together and stuff?

>>6602948
>>6602935

SO GOOD <3

>>6602950
They'll say they won't dox you but they will. Don't believe their lies.

>>6602941
You see, this is your fault.
>>6602930

>>6602950
Dropping skype as usual.

I don't talk though. Not until I get a voice that doesn't make me wanna stick my head in a wind turbine.

>>6602950
alessiafova

>>6602951

I've been doxxed multiple times in the past, so it should be fine. I'm used to it.

>>6602950
>that font rendering

>>6602950
ntmybry

>>6602950
>>6602954
akjsdfawufae FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


Cpl_Punishm3nt

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>>6602920
What, are you trying to put me in a paranoid spiral?

>>6602925
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. None of this makes people hate me more or less; my friends are well established at this point. Everyone else just kinda comes out of the woodworks.

>>6602933
What are this?

>>6602930
yes, yes, I know

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>>6602938
Super cute!

>>6602950
yeah sure l idc knock yourself out

Hons here should kill themselves

>>6602964
You first doublefaggot!

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>>6602929
I hate comparing myself to other, either by looking at what they've done and thinking it makes me worse, or looking at what I've done and thinking it makes me better

I can only find happiness when I'm zen about just being me and things just happening, the story is really what's important in the long wrong

But, maybe I'm just weird because I kind of had the bike problem too, being the last kid I knew to learn how to ride.

Lol @ Angie attention whoring on soc
>>>/soc/24089479

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>>6602964
People told me it takes 3 years to know if you've made it so that's how long I'm going to wait. 23 months go go.

>>6602913
Why do you always take pictures like that, your chin is still huge whether you dont show your forehead or not

just show your whole head and face

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This image triggered me. :\

I hate my shoulders.

>>6602972
lol@autist stalking trips

>>6602976
Hahahaha awesome post my friend. I'm gonna print this out and hang it up on the fridge in the repressioncave. Bye.

>>6602976
>Being triggered by cartoons
Don't

>>6602978
calm down fisty

>>6602972
>>>/soc/24089651
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>6602940
trip on chara

but anyway, i'm not an expert but i am quite well read on the subject, and that includes a few books by holocaust "revisionists" tho i pirated them for obvious reasons

i'd be happy to talk about it in private where people won't /pol/ out and start a big drama, i don't like proving people wrong (well maybe a little) but i do like intellectual conversations and once you plot it all out it's pretty clear, they could've "processed" three times that many bodies

>>6602948
Surprisingly the Arabic is correct and even gendered properly
>>6602950
fayezorbeam
>>6602952
She left before I could do the bit about the dad defending his trans secretary to his wife before admitting they are running off together

>>6602909
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa deets plz :3

>>6602944
I want both

petting my pet chara would make me so happy desu ^^

>>6602949
lmao right

>>6602983
kek why fisty ?

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>>6602949
My day is fine so far, Kinda sleepy though.

>>6602960
You never complain, huh?
You never started arguments for no reason huh?
:)

>>6602987
WAS NOT EVEN ME

>>6602987
I fucking wish I was Chara. I hate myself so much.

That's interesting though, and I'll take your word for it since you've done the research. I'm not in any position to argue it if I wanted to, which I really don't. There's enough arguing around here. What's weird is the Germans are a very industrious people and it doesn't make sense to me that they would underperform like this. 33% efficient in Germany is unheard of.

>tfw you have done mtfg a great service and you will never be recognised for it

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>>6602975
Oh..ok

>>6602954
>>6602962

What's your skypes, sorry?

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>>6602994
uhh im going pokemon hunting today with my friends and my gf texted asking if she could come. so we're gunna leave in a bit and go do that at the city monument park

>>6603004
Well you clearly didn't kill yourself so what the fuck was it? You kill Edie?

>>6602991
That's actually a neat twist to the story.
Color me impressed.

>>6602994
She asked for it.

>>6603006
That's still not your whole head but it's close. You also photosopped the fuck out of that picture

>>6603007
popstarahrii

>>6603007
See:>>6602959
I'm an idiot sometimes. It's Cpl_Punishm3nt

>>6603007
CFH1578 if you ever need it.

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>>6603008

PharMercy posting~

>tfw fuck buddy corrupted me last night and we crazy sex on drugs and crazy culinary discoveries

Mdma, speed and weed infused everclear is GOAT.

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this is now a celery appreciation thread

>>6603013
Wow I never knew you were so AGP.

>>6603001
Awe She's like a little chibi dollface that doesn't try too hard

Lookit you doxing people like it matters

>>6603001
I can confirm what's happening in this screenshot was literally an every day thing with charlotte

>>6603018
Bloody Mary, anyone?

>>6603018
I like it in salad or with peanut butter on it

>>6603020
I don't like your attitude, it's scaring me...

you sound like the anon that fucking goes around attacking people

>>6603018
Celery is shit

>>6603026
If I say yes are you going to punch me in the nose and say you'll do it again if I don't change my name to Mary?

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>>6603017

>Stims

I'm sorry but I just cannot do stims for the life of me, they make me feel like such trash for the entire high, not to mention the crash afterwards.

MDMA is fine, but speed of any sort (Adderall, meth, whatever) I just cannot do.

Opiate cuddling is fucking 12/10 GOAT, though, like holy fuck. Just nodding off, holding each other closely and tightly and just letting the warmness seep through you...

Hnng, fuck, now I'm fiending

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>>6603018
Not a fan. Posting a superior plant

>>6603029
>>>/lgbt/ftmg

>>6603030
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YefiMvJdjhY#

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>>6603016
allow me to assist!

>>6603012
Why would I photoshop a picture where I'm hiding my breasts and have beard shadow?

I know nurotic people that want to be a pretty girl do, but that's like a dead on shot in natural light.

>>6603017
>>6603016
My girlfriend is getting like all of these by the end of the day on whatsapp

>>6603034
Almost perfect. What cruel God would put fur in a delicious vegetable?

>>6603018
im sure youve heard that celery is a calorie negative food, that it actually burns more calories digesting in that you would gain from it, this is thrown around fairly commonly

this is however completely false
celery is so low in calories that following from that it is also very easy to digest
one stalk of celery would give you around 5 calories, while digesting it burns only a half of one

however celery is still a very low calorie food that is filling, which is good for dieting
it also tastes pretty okay in my opinion

>>6603029
fuck off, it's one of the foundations of western food. Do you also hate onions?

>>6603019
how am i agp again?

>>6603042
>Why would I photoshop a picture where I'm hiding my breasts and have beard shadow?
>I know nurotic people that want to be a pretty girl do, but that's like a dead on shot in natural light.
I don't know. Because you look nothing like that in real life.

>>6603044
chewing it burns some calories too though right