Gay General: Shaggy Haired Husbando edition

the trips are fine
the trip defenders are some weird ass motherfuckers though

>>6593009

to be completely real with you im not sure i have the willpower to stop posting because someone asked me too

if i agreed to do so i would end up a liar

>>6593019

i asked him some questions about an upcomimg powerlifting competition ans he agreed to help me with some competition prep for my first meet (im still a subjunior until I turn 19 so my low lifts dont matter)

and no, i couldnt possibly trip on plg - they are all stronger and more experienced than me, and I have nothing to offer them

>>6593029
??

>>6593023
Someone post the dante photo please.

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he looks like his idea of a romantic evening is doing cocaine off each other's erect penises

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>>6593038

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>>6593031
>tfw feelgood gets to train with Isley and i don't get to train with norsefat

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6593043
lmfao yes!

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>>6593039
lil peep is actually straight, but yeah he's into coke
obviously that's how sadboy meme rappers roll
https://soundcloud.com/lil_peep

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>>6593043

Classic.

>>6593065
>wearing properly laced ricks
JACHSWCVHQEVCJWJVOKECJLDEV IOPJDK OAEIV JEWO HEWFIJV W3
YEEEEES

>>6593074

Sheiko is one of the worlds most respected coaches and he cant lift shit.

the whole idea that somethings veracity depends on the guy talking about it is EXACTLY where broscience comes from, and is dumb as hell

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>>6593065
oh fair do's
it seems all you need to make it as a reasonably successful alt-meme rapper is to act like a weird art fag even if you're not one, and you'll get a following on tumblr
c.f. candy ken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxllxYFVFyU

>>6593084

Do you sub to scooby?

>>6593091

not any more, his videos have gotten kind of weird recently. and i never really liked his lifting videos, i just liked hearing about his plane/dog/triathlon/whatever

>>6593095

good post

>>6593029
more or less

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>tfw no teen bf to slap you with his teen dick

>>6593113
lord hes cute

>>6593100

His lifting vids are the best if i want real info. If i want comedy i watch bro science

>>6593105
fuck off namefags are cancer

>>6593130
thanks

Oh fuck me.
I want someone who's going to bone me in a semi public environment while I'm bending over on my car's engine bay while they call me a faggot gear-head/petrolhead and that I'll be racing with his friends. If one of his friends win I have to give him road head or shit like that.

Hope Kr doesn't see this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alF1ddGM0Dc

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post what ur listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QqCf0zDlMY

>>6593115
disgustingly so

>>6593150
holy shit kys weeb tripfag

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>>6593150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCk2z-HQQ_8

>>6593150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQPXgjGutFw

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ9B1sxUDbE

>>6593150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl4qF-NdjmQ

i still like their old stuff more though

How do you guys deal with income differences in relationships ? Do you care if a guy makes alot more or less money then you ? Personally it would bother me if I was dating a guy who made more money then me

>>6593495
i dont care
being worried about it makes u seem very insecure

>>6593043
Dave Mustaine?

>>6593495
Presumably it would depend on the situation. What is it in particular that would bother you about someone making more money than you?

>>6593523

I want to feel dominant and like a provider; knowing that someone depends on me kind of makes me feel good. As petty as that sounds.

>>6593527
And you're sure you didn't inherit this insecurity from situational comedies where it is a standard trope?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_lpyG-ddec

Anyone else watching the convention?

>>6593563

There are comedies where this is a thing ?

>>6593591
Sure. The girl gets a new job and ends up making more than the guy and then he gets upset over it and can't get over it but then at the end he accepts it but then she loses the job anyway. Definitely a common episode script. So it's like that, except with two guys and also instead of being funny it's real life and the relationship ends up failing and everyone involved gets emotionally crippled.

>>6593609
i have never watched a sitcom where this happened, but i've never watched friends or frazier or seinfeld so i dunno maybe it happneed

>>6593633
What's this maybe. I'm infallible. You're gonna doubt a guy who never goes outside when it comes to TV trivia? Cmon now.

>>6593657
>waaaaaahhhh
MODS the nazi guy is ban evading!!

>>6593651
i'll defer to you on the grounds that i'm sure that there's so many sitcoms where this has probably at least happened once

>>6593657
honestly i got a half-mast goin

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>>6593657

I hope trump gets rid of these fags.

>>6593685
>London
>trump
Typical alt right education right there

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>>6593666
>>6593667
Very little surprise at how this isn't seen as negative in your gay Cultural Marxist movement.

>>6593707
please talk dirty to me while posting these I can only get off when you call me a marxist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybwBy6Hdnks

>>6593657

Good, I love pups

They should only be allowed to have cute masks not those gross ones (only right guy is ok), and catboys should be killed unless theyre baracatboys

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>>6593666
>>6593667
>>6593717
>>6593771

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>>6593791

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>>6593771
>>6593799
>mfw

>>6593791
please give me your paleocon dick. let me ride your dick like a socialist rides a pinochet helicopter. fuck the liberal out of me daddy

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>>6593805

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>>6593721
>all dog play fetishists are ugly as fuck
So true. Pic related.

>>6593848

You wish, hunty

itchy cunt

>>6593848
this is the most "mid level IT worker" pic in history

Ever since since prom, ive liked being fucked by unprotected dongs. Well, sure enough I got crabs. I got one so big on my cunt that you could have boiled in and seasoned it in spice and had yourself a hell of a meal. I contracted those crabs from the prom king. He fucked me in the limo after he accepted his award. He told me he wanted to fill my slot with unprotected cock, that way he could give me his crabs. I thought he was goofing around, but he was dead serious and loving every minute of it. Within a week, crabs had infested my cunt. Every inch of my fluff bucket was covered with those nasty little vermin entitled crabs. Sometimes they would bite my clit and it would feel great, but most of the time it was horrible and made me feel inferior. I didnt know how to get rid of them and I didnt have health insurance so I lived with them for 10 years and 3 days. I tried sitting in tomato juice but I heard later that was used for getting rid of skunk stench, so I figured if you cant beat em, join em. I named every single crab that had moved onto the surface of my snatch. As far as I could feel, there was 20. Raymond, Lupe, Bobby, Ernest, Dixie, Lawrence, Sherly, Steve, Alahandro, and Niche. Eventually, after I had saved up some cash, I turned my attention to a doctor who helped me kill the crabs. At the time I was happy to be free from their constant biting, but then became suicidal because I had killed my friends that had been by my side for 10 years. Even when I would go out for a weekend of unprotected fucking, they wouldnt leave me. They believed in me. Not one of the peters that pulverized my pussy during my 10 years of crab infestation contracted them. They stuck by my poontang through thick and thin, and I feel deeply in love with them and they loved me.

I've always wanted a stereotypical like 80s relationship where I'm home keeping the house clean and looking wonderful, decorating, handling guests. Making sure he was perfectly pleased in bed even if I didn't get anything in return. Serving a perfect man, and all I want in return is someone who is really cuddly all the time ;_;

>>6593865
nerd

>>6593939
meet me outside 7/11 parking lot and say that shit homo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHqJZwmQyzM

I have a dilemma, but I'll keep this concise:

>text this guy for a week
>go on our first date (Sunday), it goes great, I ask him for another and he's excited for it
>both too busy until next week to go on second date, just going off texts until then

So basically that's where we and I feel like I'm texting him too often. I feel like I'm coming across as too-eager and too-intimate too soon.

We were texting everyday but he's busy with work all the time and I'm out of town, so should I just say nothing and leave him alone for a few days? Would he like that or would that just make it seem like I don't care about the relationship?

[spoiler]Am I overthinking this? I haven't been on the dating scene in years idk what I'm doing[/spoiler]

>>6593991
hey man u should try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua0YCM35cik

I think I finally hit rock bottom, it's time to end it. My dad and my brother died in a car accident in march, they were both very important to me, and I didn't handle it well, I went on an alcohol binge, became addicted, asked my bf to help me quit, instead he dumped me, and now I'm completely broke and alone, advice on the most painless and clean way to end myself?

>>6593848

Everyt ime this pic is posted, senpai usually says something >>6593862
than doesn't say anything more for a day or two, it's as if he's ashamed of how he looks, and wont just own that it's him and deal with it.

Senpai, should learn to man up.

>>6594003
i'll keep this information in mind

>>6594038

Post photo? You might find love and a reason to live on here.

>>6593865

Why? ;_;

>>6594038
Hi... I'm really sorry for what happened to you. I know it can sound easy to say but not to do but do not give up... life goes on and now more than before you have to care for yourself remembering you parents but trying not to suffer for them. Try to do some sport or any hobby if you have one do not fall down with alcohol or drug because it's the worst way to help yourself and I don't think that your parents would agree...I wish you a lot of good things and Never Give Up!

>>6593023
anyone else find this like really fucking hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58LGDEtWtaY

>>6594111

>the sound of vegan food

MMMMmmmmm so tasty.

>>6594051

mfw there are people on gaygen who know what a cute boy I am :3c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svi7QzdcnUs

@5:10 is this a good example of how to pick up straight guys?

Pink holes or pale holes, gaygen?

>>6594227
Hairy black holes

>>6594180
You're not cute at all >>6593848
plus you should be in jail for adopting pets from shelters and having sex with them. I hope you get arrested.

So how do I start dating/being romantically involved? I've been in the closet most of my life, and have only just found a cute guy in my area to meet up with. I'm 20 and he's 24, and I don't know how to explain/hide my inexperience without looking like a nub.

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>>6594227

>pink nips
>pale skin
>fluffy fine body hair
>blue eyes
>nonpink discoloured butthole

FUCK

I WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING PERFECT

>>6594066

Hitler do you actually indulge your fantasy about dominating and topping other twink or are you still a sub bottom boi irl

Where's the anal sex and gun oil?

>>6594051
Senpai is actually good looking. He's no daddy, but still lol

>>6594227
My asshole has a pinkish hue

>>6595053

hey reddread how often do you wash your hair?

does it get in the way during sex?

>>6593023
Please rename "move to Idaho" edition. That guy looks like all of the guys I went to high school with. Makes me want to drink Keystone and buy another dirtbike for some trail riding.

>>6593023
mac demarcore

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>>6595066

>>6595075

duuude

what haircut do you have now?

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>>6595075

I dont know how I feel about this.

>>6595077
Seeing that I had long hair for 11 years I'm keeping it super short; three on top, two on the sides, nothing fancy. Also I'm growing a beard for the first time.

>>6595081
It was time anon..I was getting headaches and stiff necks because of the weight.

>>6595093
post pics fag

>>6595118
I dun wanna

>>6595142
Then what good are you. Worthless piece of shit. Fuck off.

>>6595142
>>6595093

did people freak out when they saw your new haircut?

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>>6595178
Lol I'll give you one pic because your rustlement has given me a good chuckle

>>6595183
My mom cried lol
Other people didn't even and still don't recognize me. Now people just say I look bigger without it.

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>>6595184

i like it desu

its a good look

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>>6595184

L-LEWD

How many of you gays have had your butts broken from gay sex?

>>6595197

define "broken"

>>6595200
Like prolapses or broken anal webbing or anything?

>>6595192
Thanks anon, but you can't really tell without a face lol

>>6595194
If you think that's lewd then don't zoom in on the skull.

>>6595197
>>6595200
He means, "blown out," like level man cunt on that asshole pictograph

>>6595201

lmao no

you have to do some pretty extreme things to your butt for that kind of thing i think

>>6595206
>asshole pictograph
???

>>6595208
I don't have it saved or I'd post it. It just compares different assholes by how much they've been fucked.

>>6595210

oh yeah i remember

mines always looked like a slit though, and i was literally a complete buttvirgin until a few weeks ago

i dont think its based on fact or anything

>>6595213
It was a coin slot before you were fucked because you've fingered your Boi pussy since you were seven.

>tfw using a hook-up app, and about to seal the deal with a cute vers when he asks to see your cock, something you wished to avoid until he was already balls deep inside you

/smalldickproblems/

If you have yourself listed as vers as well then guys will always ask for dick pics. Just be honest and say "I'm a total bottom and my dick is small." Why play games.

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>>6595221

no i mean complete buttvirgin, no fingers or anything

i guess i was just born slutty :(

>>6595221

how small is "small"?

>>6595229

four inches

>>6595227

I have myself listed as a bottom, but people still ask for dick pics.

>>6595234

time to bust out the MySpace angles i guess

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>>6595234
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/carl-sandler/6-steps-to-better-grindr-jackd-and-mister-app-photos_b_5215327.html

>>6595248
>>6595239

C'mon guys, don't be silly. I'm not going to misrepresent the size of my junk in the chances of getting some strange. Even if he is cute, and has a nice cock.

Ha, what a-a strange thing to suggest.

>>6595278

everyone else does
go for it man, and post any particularly nice pictures you take here

I'm a bi or possibly gay guy who loves the idea of anal sex but is scared to death of it. I'm sure most of the prolapse shit is memes and fear mongering but at the end of the day I can't help but think it wasn't designed to be penetrated like that (regularly at least).


What the fuck should I do

>>6595335

have anal sex?

straight people do it all the time, its not dangerous at all unless you fuck a horse or something

>>6595337
I should mention I have a modest toy (about 6 inches, less then 4 inches of girth) and although it feels amazing when I'm playing with it soon as I cum I feel instant regret and shame, and I feel like I've ruined my butt or something.

>>6595238
I have never been asked for or received a dickpic. I don't have a profile pic or any info on there.
So do that I guess if you don't want to be asked for pics.

>>6595342

yeah sounds like you just have a mental problem rather than anything else dude

>>6595343

> I don't have a profile pic or any info on there

then why would anyone ever want to meet up with you?

>>6595343

I don't mind giving or receiving pics, just a bit self conscious about my own dick is all.

Blank profiles are a bore, never initiate contact with them.

>>6595344
>>yeah sounds like you just have a mental problem rather than anything else dude
I think that might be it, I kind of suffer from hypocondria as well I think (self diagnosed tho). I should probably see a therapist or something but I'm so fucking broke.

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>>6595349
>I kind of suffer from hypocondria as well I think (self diagnosed tho)

>>6595344
I get more messages that way then when I have a pic.

>>6595358

ouch

maybe you should read >>6595248

Hey gg, what's everyone reading?

>>6595367
I live in a very small place. The 100 people you get on a free account isn't even completely filled up with nearby people on most days. It isn't halfway before the guys are 200 to 300 miles away. So a blank profile is often indication of someone new on the app and people throw themselves at the opportunity for someone new. So its the best method.

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>>6595375

this. its really good, but the slightly archaic and nonconventional mathematics makes reading it a chore sometimes

>>6595375

Finished The Road, now onto A Scanner Darkly.

>>6595053
>Senpai is actually good looking. He's no daddy, but still lol

What does he look like?

>>6595184

damn...very hot

admit it you just cut your hair to please senpaitwink

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>>6595375

>>6595184
Told you they'd like the pic.

>>6595234
I like little dicked bottoms. I kind of get off on being the bigger guy, you know? A guy who's smaller hard then I am soft sounds ideal.

>>6595408
>The Road
It's it as terrible as the movie?

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sp please consider getting a toupée or hair plugs, you would look better w/ hair
>>6593893
>He told me he wanted to fill my slot with unprotected cock, that way he could give me his crabs.
That's not how crabs work. Crabs spread from skin-to-skin contact, a condom does nothing to prevent them.
>Sometimes they would bite my clit and it would feel great
You can't feel crabs biting you, you only feel itchy because you develop an allergic response to crab saliva. Also crabs have to hold on to body hair in order to bite, so there's no way they were biting a clitoris.
> I didnt know how to get rid of them
Literally all you have to do is shave off your body hair

>>6595477

but what if you get bored after a few months and want to try bottoming?

mediumsized dicks are best dicks

>>6595492
you put the sissyboi in a chastity cage and then make him do you with a strap-on duhh
lern2femdom

>>6595416

According to Reddread, Rugby, SludgePuppy, buttslutt, and a few others over the years...

They've said Senpai...

looks like a spaghetti noodle
is slim with no muscle definition
is a blonde twink
doesn't grow body hair and can hardly grow a beard
looks similar to Edward Snowden
wears wireframe glasses
has a dick that looks like it belongs to a dog
wears fingerless gloves
is really a bottom
is constantly horny and bothers them on skype for nudes


So the pic above of the chubby dude with bad teeth >>6593848 doesn't fit the description.

>>6595477

You and RedDread are perfect for each other...

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>making a profile on okc for the first time

>Changes my mind after seeing this bullshit.

>>6595513
okc is garbage anyway

just meet people irl you loser

How to I meet lonely tops to enable my poor life choices and cuddle with?

Ones that aren't ugly old men.

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>>6595375
Just finished pic related
Oscillating between Maskerade by Terry Pratchett and Laughable Loves by Milan Kundera atm

>>6595519

if you arent ugly, grindr

if you are ugly but have a nice personality, real life

if you are ugly and have a terrible personality, just hire a rent boy

>>6595526
What if I'm not ugly by other peoples standards, but have an incredibly shitty personality

The time is near. So near its stirring the blood in their veins and yet beware. Don't let the wine to go to your braaaains
We need a sign. To rally the people, to call them to arms, to bring them in liiiine

>>6595501

pretty sure this is senpai:
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Invert_Causality?cf=regular

>>6595532

>looking for women near me

i doubt it

>>6595521

>bad taste in books
>bad taste in politics
>bad taste in opinions

You're truly the vomit of the earth. Congrats.

Fuck my bf when I was 18 was 17 and the best sex I've had in my life. He was a thiccc, with paler skin and dark hair, cute puppy round face.

We sneaked around in buildings, cinemas, our own houses and he had the greatest bum ever, like I should've destroyed it more.

Would you date a guy you didn't like / didn't find attractive if he was rich and gave you an allowance that paid more than your job?

>>6595544

lol no

i dont hate myself

What if I just stop touching myself for forever and only get off from others

>>6595544

I believe most people are capable of learning to love someone and find them attractive even if they don't really find them sexually appealing at first. We all have flaws that need to be worked on.

>>6595557

yeah but he also said "didnt like", not just "didnt find attractive"

>>6595562

>don't like
>don't find them attractive

It's all just really a bully/fag HS scenario.

That bully may be fat and have a horrible personality...but if you were arranged to be married to him he could change, you could soften him up, help him become a better person, motivate him to workout. He might just be a diamond in a piece of shit.

>>6595567

sort of like rugby/swede

Rugby seems to be a better person now that swede is his bf.

>31
>Gay death
>Actually feel like I'm dead

Guess they were right. Fapped last night to a guy and realized it was meaningless because it's something I'd never touch or have - not useless I wanted some disgusting 40+ manwhore off Grindr to come give me an STD.

Guess they felt the same way when they hit 30s, realized whatever youth remained was long since fading. Only difference is instead they continue to try to get guys 10-15 years younger in futility.

I got no such delusion.

Been ready to die for a while. Just a matter of time now.

>>6595477

No, you get to hear the inner conflict of The Man. It comes in key when you get to moments like the cannibal's house.

They crawled slowly through the leaves towards what looked like lower ground. He lay listening, holding the boy. He could hear them in the road talking. Voice of a woman. Then he heard them in the dry leaves. He took the boys hand and pushed the revolver into it. Take it, he whispered. Take it. The boy was terrified. He put his arm around him and held him. His body so thin. Don't be afraid, he said. If they find you you are going to have to do it. Do you understand? Shh. No crying. Do you hear me? You know how to do it. You put it in your mouth and point it up. Do it quick and hard. Do you understand? Stop crying. Do you understand?
I think so.
No. Do you understand?
Yes.
Say yes I do Papa.
Yes i do Papa.
He looked down at him. All he saw was terror. He took the gun from him. No you don't, he said.
I don't know what to do, Papa. I don't know what to do. Where will you be?
It's okay.
I don't know what to do.
Shh. I'm right here. I won't leave you.
You promise.
Yes. I promise. I was going to run. To try and lead them away. But I cant leave you.
Papa?
Shh. Stay down.
I'm so scared.
Shh.

They lay listening. Can you do it? When the time comes? When the time comes there will be no time. Now is the time. Curse God and die. What if it doesn't fire? It has to fire. What if it doesn't fire? Could you crush that beloved skull with a rock? Is there such a being within you of which you know nothing? Can there be? Hold him in your arms. Just so. The soul is quick. Pull him toward you. Kiss him. Quickly.

>>6595477

its a postmodern masterpiece you uncultured hack

>>6595588
Depends on how you look and what kind of person you are. I'd date a 31 year old, easiliy. That's mostly because I'm into certain traits that most people around that age have, though.

If you're a bottom though then R.I.P. You might as well embrace the aids already.

>>6595588
Don't lose hope anon, if you're a top, you're just coming in to your best years, ever since I realized I was gay when I was 13 I've been exclusively in to guys old enough to be my dad. The real gay death is for people like me, tops only get better with age.

>>6595588

That's the fate of all LGBT people who aren't in a long-term committed relationship and don't have God in their life. They just become more deranged and more disgusting. The more perverted you are the more ugly you get...

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>>6595589
>tfw you will never be a small little boy in a post apocalyptic world that pleases older men in exchange for protection

>>6595539
>Jeffrey Eugenides
>Milan Kundera
>Bad authors
Pfft. I'll take Terry Pratchett as not a very literary author but the other two are well established and I prefer more contemporary works over stuff like Dickens. What are you reading at the moment, anon?

>>6595636

hes just being a contrarian, ignore him desu

Right, so I don't have any picture or anything, but there was this guy I really liked:
*he was half-white half-asian pale-skinned
*sort of thicc
*nice half-shaved body hair
*he had very distinctive nipples
*he was youngish, like college aged
*his name might have included Brandon something, but not so sure anymore
*I remember he might have appeared in some kind of gay magazine as the model of the month or whatever
*his videos were from like 5 years ago or so

Long shot, but do appreciate it.

>>6595636

I don't read anything by humans flesh.

I read stuff by those who were inspired by God and whose spiritual eyes were open.

Without God you're just a worm.

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>>6595675
Jude Colton for anyone interested.

>>6595596
>>6595602
>>6595603

I'm a top so no, I've never had the boyish good looks or anything.

Just sucks getting old when everyone's lusting after all these adorable young things and you Know there's no going back to that.

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>I'm a top so no, I've never had the boyish good looks or anything.

>>6595771
Duh, just find other 30 somethings to bang. Tops are always in demand, and banging -> dating seems to be how a lot of people conduct themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zczfv4TfVpE

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>tfw no 300 lb hairy 45 year old top crushing me as he thrusts deep in my bp and breeds me every night

tfw you're being cucked

>>6595852
break up with him duh

>>6595528
Can't you read? Not ugly and shit personality is Grindr.

>>6595896
Does a hairy butthole put you off, considering you're into twinks and most would presumably be smooth.

>>6595993
What about races, are you exclusively attracted to Caucasians, or do you find some other races attractive too?

anyone live in chicago, il?

>>6596010

he use to fap with 5652 on skype, so he finds some pale mudslimes attractive, and he's fapped with rugby whose half turkish

Good morning gaygen!


>>6595477
I didn't say they wouldn't lol
I should send you the uncensored version.

>>6595421
Thanks anon! And no senpai I didn't cut the hair for you lol

>>6596012
I live near.

>>6596150
What are you good at? And don't say bottoming.

>>6596169
>absolutely nothing

That's not true, you're obviously good at tracking people down on the internet.

what's the secret to hooking up with people around my age? (18-27)
Apps just get me old men and they all remind me of my dad. Should I start going to bars?

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>>6596211
You just got to wow them with your neko atsume cat collection.
Change the age filters on your apps (Grindr definitely has an age filter, dunno about the others) and yeah, bars are good but they're generally best if you go w/ a couple peeps (it can be awkward by yourself)

>>6596228
damn. I'm new to this city I'm in and still don't have worthwhile friends yet

>>6596223
Whaaa lol what pic?
And mayhem is awesome

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>>6596236
You can still go by yourself, it just can be a bit awkward - but it's fully possible to work your way around that, usually you just need to attach yourself to a group of friends.
Anyway, like I said, age filters. This is my location with two different filters on; there's a big difference.

>>6596278
My deathcrush shirt isn't a tank. It was prob this one. Got it at a mayhem concert in 2011.

>>6596211
I think what you have to do if you want to meet someone online is go through a few thousand terrible, terrible matches before you find anyone even remotely plausible as a partner. Is why people call it a numbers game.

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>>6596287
>>6596278

>>6596292
DAT filename

>>6596314
I'm so clever *hair flip*

>>6596323
Then you're miasing out buttercup

>orchestra practice
>get seated in the violin section next to a HOT guy in his 30's
>and I mean fucking daddy tier
>tan skin, square jaw, stubble, dark hair
>chat a bit, try to subtly flirt
>I don't think he notices
>happen to glance at his hand
>ring on his finger
>oh
why?

>>6593023
I didn't know scraggly rednecks were /fa/

>tfw wagecuck with no car in fuckass nowhere

I'm never gonna find anyone, am I?

>>6596420
because most men are heterosexual and married to a woman like nature intended. only a very small % want to have their assholes penetrated, or have to deal with another man's shit on their dick.

>>6596456
Doesn't mean some married men don't appreciate a some boy butt on the side here and there.

>>6596453
If you're an adult all you have to do is work hard save money and move.

If you're a younger guy then do real good in school and apply to colleges in more populated areas and hope you get in and get scholarship money

>tfw making my straight friends uncomfortable

i love this desu

>>6596487
I've had the chance to score some married man dick but my morals keep getting in the way.
Damn them.

>>6595506
If we weren't a thousand miles away from each other. lol
Also got a bf now. Might see about flying out for kinky threesome some time though. lol

>>6595594
I couldn't get over the junk science in the movie.
And I' like depressing stuff, but it has to be poignant. The road was bad because it hit you over the head with it like a brick. EVERYTHING IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD BECAUSE IT"S REALLY AWFUL. WHY IS IT AWFUL? I DON"T KNOW, I DIDN'T THINK THROUGH THAT PART.

>>6596117
I already showed the bf the pics you sent. He talked about flying out sometime already. lol

>>6596601
I never saw the attraction. My bf loves it though. The first night I introduced him to my friends, he talked about my dick for about a half an hour.

>>6596453
If it makes you feel better, nothing ever works out and we're all going to die alone.

>tfw only 3 more days of summer class left

Thank God, summer classes are a pain.

>>6596658

whats your bf like?
and i wasnt talking about the movie, i was talking about the book

who even watched the movie?

>>6596658

would you bottom for your bf if he asked you to?

>>6596658
>having threesomes with your boyfriend
sinful

>>6596789
What do you expect from people who literally eat feces?

>>6596658
so... does your bf use 4chan? does he know you post here?

if i ever get a bf i think ill have to stop posting here forever desu

>>6596456

This.

Wanting something stuffed up your anus isn't what nature intended.

>>6596658

whose the lucky guy you're dating?

>>6596823
Why are you here again ?
btw throw away your electronics and get naked cuz ya' know nature...

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>decides hes gay
>gets a qt 10/10 bf who loves him within 6 months

FUCKING CHAD REEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEEE

ANN GET OUTTTT

>>6596810
Wow.... really?
Go away you fucking bigot.... I was born this way ...... It's fucking 2 0 1 6.
There is nothing unnatural about eating another mans feces or getting it on your dick breeding med resistant viral strains in their anal cavity.

>>6596658
>The first night I introduced him to my friends, he talked about my dick for about a half an hour.

Your bf sounds like a total disgusting pervert.
Who talks about someone's dick for a half an hour besides a corrupted pathetic mentally insane fag from 4chan?
Dump him and do what's right and find a girlfriend to become your wife or remain celibate and become a monk.

I'm bothered by how you and RedDread have become total gay sluts on here. RedDread regularly bottoms bareback for strangers now on grindr and now you...you have a perverted bf you most likely have sex with.

Do you not realize how this is going to destroy your soul unless you repent and do God's will? You're both being dragged to hell.

>>6596835

I agree. He should of said it's not what God intended. It goes against God's will.

>>6596870
>still believing in the God meme

And remember to be good for goodness sake! Santa's watching.

There are no LGBT people in heaven. They're blind to the light and dragged to a bottomless pit of darkness, wrath, and gnashing teeth. In this bottomless pit they can't experience any pleasure at all for they're without sexual organs. All they experience is torment and the pain and regret of the bad choices they made in life under the pretense of being gay. A great deception they bought into.

Choose wisely what you do and participate in, in your life. Overcome your sexual lusts and immorality. For they only lead to a bottomless pit..but even in that bottomless pit if you repent and call on Jesus to help you, he might be willing to do that. God have mercy on you all.

>>6596773
Pretty average dude looks wise, to be honest. Works as a med tech in ear+nose+throat, works with a lot of cancer patients. Loves dogs. Volunteers building houses with Habitat on weekends.
>who even watched the movie?
Me, unfortunately.

>>6596777
Not my bag. Maybe as like a 5 year anniversary gift. lol

>>6596812
No, I don't think he's even heard of it.
I was gone for a little while, but I still need something to keep me occupied when work is slow.

>>6596826
Not a 4chaner. I might ask him if I can post a pic some time.

>>6596843
Wat

>>6596889

God is not a meme. He is the ultimate truth.
Before Jesus existed on this planet. Before religion was even formed. Before Jews and Christians existed God was talked about in the most ancient of texts. The Creator of all.

He was not some creation of the human mind.

Even tribes who have never heard of the bible, don't speak a modern language, and have never been ministered to by Christians on a missions have their own knowledge of God and the Devil in the knowledge that has been passed down orally by their ancestors.

That's why even they can end up in hell because God is everywhere. You don't need a bible to know him. You don't need to know Jesus died for our salvation to find him. He's in each and every breath.

>>6596930
>Pretty average dude looks wise, to be honest. Works as a med tech in ear+nose+throat, works with a lot of cancer patients. Loves dogs. Volunteers building houses with Habitat on weekends.

Most importantly does he believe in God? Does he value God more than your cock?

I hope he tells those cancer patients about God and prays for them or else he is truly not doing the right thing.

>>6596936
No. None of what you said is true and you are deluded.

Religion is made up. It's all made up. We're just one tiny race of ape-men on an irrelevant planet in a vast physical universe.

People invented God because they see intentionality in everything. They need there to be agency behind the world, or else it all seems like chaotic randomness.

Science has replaced the role of religion. People like you with your hair brained religious beliefs are going to die out.

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>>6596954

You're lost and corrupted. You're guided by your own will and fallacies.

Even you will find out the truth in the end and regret every lie you believed in.

You can pray to God right now and ask him to show you that he is real. He will come through but it won't be according to your will and it won't happen the way you expect it to. It will be according to his own.

>>6596955

All I got is love. Love for the sinners that believe in their own delusions, the deception, and worldly things. May they find their way home.

>>6596953
>Most importantly does he believe in God?
No, unfortunately. It's been a bit of a sticking point.

>>6596954
>People like you with your hair brained religious beliefs are going to die out.
Before or after the Rapture?

>>6596936
>>6596992
hey mate how do i "find" god and how can he/she/it prove they are real to me just wondering

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>>6596993

>No, unfortunately. It's been a bit of a sticking point.

You should make it a topic of conversation. I feel as if he needs to be saved. God loves all of his creation, even if they're caught up in their own selfishness and perversions.
He just wants what is best for us which usually is not what our own will wants.

>>6597014
Thanks bb.
WWJD, is a bit of a cliche but doing your best not to be a dick to people is a pretty core tenant. lol

>>6597032
if u want me 2 leave just say so

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>>6596954
>People like you with your hair brained religious beliefs are going to die out
It is actually opposite. Religious people tend to have larger families and secular people tend to either not have children at all or one child. Which is why radical atheist try to influence academia because them and their beliefs are ruled out for the next generation unless they can try to brainwash other peoples children.
Even if you look at islamic countries some of highest birth rates in world.
And in Israel secular people will be minority in next ten years. Thankfully

>>6597030
I'm trying not to push it. He's had a pretty bad experience with religion. His brother, who was also gay, died in large part because his highly religious parents didn't approve.

>>6597048
I don't think that that's true in the rest of the western world. Excess is sort of anathema to spiritual though.

Who needs God when you can get $1 cheeseburgers at McDonalds?

>>6597016

1. You obey his commandments. Usually when you're living a life according to his commandments, even if you've never read the bible, he will show up in your life even if you didn't ask him to.

2. You pray and ask God to show you he is real. Let him know that you want to have a personal relationship with him. This way won't work if you have a lot of sin in your heart not allowing God to connect with you. You must repent and ask for forgiveness for every sin you've done.

3. The easiest way I find for God to come in is to say Halleluyah repeatedly. Not in a vain repetition, but in a honest joyful way that makes you smile and make you feel gleeful. Make it a joyful song to him. God loves praise. God loves when you get so wrapped up in him that all of your attention and focus is on him. So focus on saying Halleluyah in a song of worship. You can add other phrases such as "God is good, God is love, God is great" or whatever comes to mind. As you do this you will usually want to sway your body and dance. Just focus on those things and soon enough you will feel his presence around you and your room. I always see swirls of energy when I get into this meditative state. I also always feel energy coming up from my feet and spine and into my brain. I just become so happy and joyful. It becomes truly overwhelming sometimes. You can't deny that God is in the room once you've done this.

4. Show a true act of faith such as getting rid of all your stuff and becoming homeless... God always shows up to the poor and homeless first. Every homeless person I've talked to has stories of how God would have strangers give them money and help them. One ex-homeless person I know even won money in a lottery from a strangers ticket which enabled him to get his life together. Those homeless people who haven't had an experience with God usually are too far gone on drugs or don't care to know him.

>>6597063

>His brother who was gay died in part because his religious parents didn't approve.

He's using his parents as a scapegoat for what happened to his brother because of their religious beliefs.

An inner voice tells me his brother committed suicide, correct? I also feel there was bullying involved, drugs, and a falling out with a guy he was in love with. Your bf needs to forgive his parents. They only wanted was best for them and him.

>>6597076
Has God ever showed you he is real? If so, in what way did he prove that?

>>6597089
gay psychic, is that you?
i need a cold reading

Nothing but unentertaining shitposting again huh.

Makes you wish there was somewhere else to post.

>>6597089
It's a bit more complicated then that.
Don't want to share his life story with gaygen though.

>>6597089
>An inner voice tells me
I would know a solution for hearing voices...

>>6597123
there's like 120 threads on this board alone

>>6597124

how old are you ann? how long have you been gay?

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>>6597070
>Mcdonalds

>>6597142
>how old are you ann?
27
> how long have you been gay?
I'm not sure how to answer that one.
0? I'm still attracted to women.
4 months? If you count from the first time I fucked a dude.
Forever? I was pretty good at repressing it, and telling myself I was looking at pictures of mostly naked fitness models because I wanted to look like them, not fuck them, lol. But I remember getting hard looking at fitness magazines since puberty.

>>6597186

i mean 'how long since youve been looking for a male partner'

>have only one life
>waste time by praying to a non existent god

Christfags will defend this

>>6597098

Yes. I learned the hard way.
I was involved with the occult as a teen.

I slowly learned God was real by being attacked by demons and visually seeing them.
I did not know God back than and had never read the bible so I didn't no what to do I just thought this was normal and everyone around me who I was involved with said it was normal.

While being attacked one night a small inner voice in my heart was singing the song "Jesus loves me, oh yes he does". A song I remember hearing once as a small child. I started repeating it and the demon instantly went away and the possession it had over my body slipped and my body went back to normal.

That's when I realized God was real, but it took me 10+ years to become a Christian. It wasn't an easy path.

>>6597193
>have only one life
>waste it by choosing to be gay and never reproduce
Sodomites will defend this

>>6597202

pony posting is against the rules, isnt it?

>>6597124

forgiveness heals

>>6597192
Less then a year, I think.
>>6597202
kek.

>>6597227

Have you had sex with him yet?

How many guys have you been with sexually now?

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>>6597227

>gay for one year
>already has a super smart qt bf

CHAD GET OUTTT

>>6597312

my dad got this for me for my birthday this year

i think he might know im gay desu

>>6597324
Maybe your dad is trying to come out to you

>>6597332

i would think that the fact i was born rules that out

he might not know actually - i mean i am pretty into lifting so maybe he just thought he was helping with my hobby?

>>6597270
what's with the third degree? lol
Yes.
5 so far. Does that make me a sloot?

>>6597324
lol I'm only a chad by gaygen standards.

>>6597227

You're drifting to the point of no return Ann.

>in a relationship with a guy
>started having gay sex 4 months ago

Seriously question if you want to be 30+ and possibly dying of hiv due to one bad decision with having bareback sex with a hookup you thought was being honest with you. Seriously question if you want to be 30+ without any children or a legit family to come home to and show you real love. Seriously question what really haunts you about having a wife and precious children made through natural means.

>>6597340
>i mean i am pretty into lifting
That's pretty much the gayest hobby ever, besides competitive cock sucking. Your dad definitely knows you're a pillow biter, mary.

>>6597344

you seem pretty chaddish to me man

>6'2 or whatever
>7 inch dick
>muscular body
>tats + mohawk
>apparently infinite selfconfidence
>makes friends easily
>gotten laid with 5 guys in the first year of being gay
>nice beard

how are you anything except a chad?

>>6597344

>had sex with 5 guys so far in a 4 month time period
>lulz about being a slut and thinks it so fun to be gay

I don't know what to think Ann. If you continue on the path of sleeping with 5 guys every 4 months. That's 15 guys a year. That's 150 guys over a 10 year period.


Your future: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqItIyRjo20

>>6597379
most of these killed themselves didnt they

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>>6597362

s-stop

>>6597384

If HIV/AIDS is gay suicide than yes they did it to themselves.

How many gay guys do you know with HIV/AIDS or have had an std?

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>>6597344

tell us the story of your first hookup please

i would appreciate it!

>>6597407
0

>>6597384

many of the suicides are because they found out they have hiv/aids

>>6597367
>apparently infinite selfconfidence
>makes friends easily
I don't know where you got these two from. lol
>nice beard
It's patchy and gross irl.
>>6597379
I thought I as going pretty slow, desu.
The bf doesn't even know how many dudes he's been with. His closest guess is somewhere in the 200s.

>>6597396
after watching this, almost all of them after the mid 2000s have been overdose or suicide. one got mudered. i got bored and didnt finish it though.
dying of AIDS is like super rare right now. there's not very many people in a position TO die from it in nations with ok medical care, especially employed people.

>>6597407
Having HIV is just like having a common cold, it doesn't affect your life at all. Stop sero shaming, it's not cool at all. People like you are part of the reason I never tell random hookups about my status.

>>6597409
>tell us the story of your first hookup please
Kind of awkward and uninteresting, to be honest.

>>6597422
>The bf doesn't even know how many dudes he's been with. His closest guess is somewhere in the 200s.

Wow. He's a slut and is on a path to meet the same fate as his brother. He'll most likely die of HIV/AIDS.

Seriously Ann, help him find God.

He's going to corrupt you and give you a std most likely. He's most likely cheating on you..guys like him can never get enough.

>>6597422

reddread likes you, which is unusual
and getting a bf requires social skills as well

>>6597435

i still wanna know
im curious as to the daily life of a Chad, even though i know it will make me feel bad about myself

>>6597426

The suicided because of their diagnosis. duh

>>6597430

>having HIV is like having the common cold

WOW..how could you even compare them?

You should be ashamed for having HIV. You did it to yourself, but perhaps through repenting and praying to Jesus he can forgive and heal you.

>>6597426
>dying of AIDS is like super rare right now.
Actually thats not really true. In the US every year since the 1990s 50,000 new HIV infections are recorded every year even up until the latest statistics in 2015. 13,000 people died of AIDS related complications in the US last year alone, it's a far cry from the death toll of the 1980s, but it still kills thousands every year.

https://www.aids.gov/hiv-aids-basics/hiv-aids-101/statistics/

>>6597463

thats because in the US you have to pay for healthcare, and the demographic of people who get aids are not generally well-off.

http://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/newsroom/2016/croi-press-release-risk.html

Gay and bisexual men continue to be most affected by the HIV epidemic in the U.S. At current rates, 1 in 6 gays will be diagnosed with HIV in their lifetime, including 1 in 2 black gays, 1 in 4 Latino gays, and 1 in 11 white gays.

>>6597456
>People like you are part of the reason I never tell random hookups about my status.
he's obviously baiting

>>6597430
>People like you are part of the reason I never tell random hookups about my status.

That's illegal to do. You should be in jail hiv spreader!

Why are guys with muscles really dumb and seem to not be careful when it comes to their sex life? Do they think they're immune to HIV?

>>6597478
Can you get HIV by sucking a dick?

I have a "straight" guy talking to me about wanting to try things with a guy.

I think I would be a fool by not doing stuff with him when most people don't bother to look in my direction. Plus he's cute, which is more than I deserve.

How lame would I be to ask him to wear a condom while I blow him?

I met my future student apartment and flatmate today
Very gay and is basically every stereotype but the other option was Russian exchange who smokes indoors

>>6597507

i have muscles and im not really dumb

>>6597514

Are you gonna tap that?

>>6597514
*exchange student

>>6597521
We'll see

>>6597509

Yes, if there is a cut in the mouth and on the head/shaft of the penis and blood is mixing. It's possible...

I had a friend who got hiv from oral. He had a root canal and it wasn't totally healed but he decided to give a guy head, and he ended up biting accidentally on the penis and it bled in his mouth..and yeah. It's possible.

>>6597463
How many of these people are employeed, how many are injection drug users, how many are elderly, etc? In the UK, the death rate is about 10%, for example - which is the same as influenza worldwide.
HIV is obviously a serious disease, but treated HIV shouldn't kill you quickly. Barring cancr or some other serious (though potentially related)illness, it shouldn't really get a chance to kill you. In addition, HIV also tends to infect vulnerable people in the first place.

>>6597509
Yes, but its rare. An open wound anywhere in your mouth, throat, or stomach (or anywhere his body's fluids could be) could lead to an infection, though the odds are extremely low.

>>6596686
You've got the same mindset as me, except I've managed to delude myself into hoping something will change.

You should give being deluded a go, it seems to be effective.

>>6597514
>not wanting a russian bro to smoke with
you deserve your fate

>>6597514
you have a way higher chance dying of aids than you do from smoke inhalation. you chose poorly.

>>6597442
I'll do my best anon.

>>6597446
Kind of awkward might be an understatement.
> get on grindr
> meet a "discreet" Mexican dude
> decide to meet up
> show up at his place.
> Have to sneak into his apartment. (idk why I didn't turn around and leave at this point. lol)
> He's a bit older then me, English is a little broken, sucks dick like a champ ( remember thinking of him as a sexual yoda, lol)
> super awkward and nervous
> have trouble getting it up
> relax for a bit
> end up fucking twice
> cuddle afterwards
> leave

new thread:
>>6597595
>>6597595
>>6597595

>>6597603
>>6597603
>>6597603
>>6597603

>>6597588

was he cute? or did you have low standards for your first time?

and did you tell your friends what you did?

>>6597197
what

a new thread:
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>>6598798
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