brit/lgbt/

sun's out guns out

>>6584801
sun's out, my flesh is bright red and suppurating

where's the scallies at?

>>6584806
i'm slowly exposing my pale flesh, a little at a time

I'll have a slight tan come christmas

>>6584809
I don't know what that means

>>6584815
it's either a northern way of saying chav, or a gay way of saying chav that i have a fetish for

>>6584820
so a rough and tumble northerner

that is my fetish

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>>6584824
That creates a very different mental image
these are scallies

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It's too fucking hot, lads

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>>6584815
trackies, scallywags, lads, chavs. you ken?

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>>6584838
Have you tried being in the fridge?

>>6584834
>>6584843
They have that weird small head, big ears look

Not a fan

>>6584834
>>6584843
Oh no chavs disgust me
Bunch of violent cunts

>>6584849
>tfw no fridge full of kots

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Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy

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>>6584851
better than gayface ay?

>>6584870
I literally opened that to look at his face, stared at the dick print and then closed it without managing to look at his face

>harry and ron never had a cheeky wank together
So much for this """liberal""" rowling.

Got sweaty cock and balls

>>6585001
pics

>>6585001
Can i dry them?

>>6585011
Sure

Can non-/pol/s give me a summary of what's going on in Turkey? Is it good? Bad?

>>6585056
Bad because the failed coup means Erdogan gets more power, he wants to turn Turkey back to the islamic ottoman empire.

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>>6585076
Thanks.
EU accesion chapters 0/35 now haha.

Why does this general go through periods where it's super quiet and then super busy? And why is it so busy today when it's so lovely outside?

I'm hoping it's because you're all just pretending to be normies with boyfriends. ;_;

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>>6585170
>today when it's so lovely outside?

>>6585170
I post a lot when new threads start, as do a handful of others based on the ip counter

need some hot sweaty summer sex desu

>>6585306
god yes

>>6585306
I can't function in this weather lad, you'd need to take control.

>>6585170
I tired myself out this morning, I'd love to walk more but my feet won't let me

>>6585446
t. elderly man

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>>6584809
you mean these

who /ketamine/ here? eliminates my gender dysphoria like nothing else I've found.

Whatever now:

>>62315248
>>62315248
>>62315248
>>62315248

Fuck off janny.

>>62315248
>>62315248
>>62315248
>>62315248

Sorry, thought I was on /int/ lads.

>>6585568
I forgive you x

>>6585535
I like ketamine but that's because I'm a dutty roadman

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who's your husbando lads

>>6585580
You

>>6585580
You also

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>>6585580
You (if you're Loris Karius)

>>6585460
nah young tranny who walks and runs too much

>>6585170
Because people have to do things like sleep, and work for a living, and go out to catch pokemon.

Otherwise, it's hot and humid outside. I spent a good chunk of today hiding in a walk-in freezer from the heat.

instead of cuddling tonight lets just hold hands ok?

>>6586002
ok x

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Yep, no anything.

wearing little in the way of clothing

>>6586263
same. anyone who walked through my door right now would get an eyeful of willy

>>6586276
*walks through your door*

>>6586280
*willy twitches with anticipation*

If it takes forever, I will wait for you.

>>6586411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grj0ffXzTFA

>>6586407
mine's twitching back

Starting to think id have to move to australia to find an aussie bf

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>>6587817
Like pic related. x

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Me and the bf lads. x
(Ignore filename, posted it on /int/.)

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>tfw small
>tfw dont want to eat more because i dont wanna get fat
>tfw i will never get properly swole

;(((

>>6589692
>i dont wanna get fat
You already sound like a little girl. Why not become a trap?

>>6589718

because i dont like being small

>>6589806
You don't like yourself. Becoming swole won't fix anything.

>>6589110
your bf is a cat?

>>6589692
there there feelgood, you're gonna make it.

>>6589934
There's two of us in that bed.

>>6590006
you and the cat innit.

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Hi!
I saw the guy painted in the belgian colours in OP's picture and I just had to come and have a look.

Need my willy played with

>>6591536
Same

>>6590845
hi x

What the hell lads
>salt candy
>pure glucose

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>>6594737
Forgot the pic

>>6594741
ay you at Sainsburys bb?

Need a bf lads.

>>6594737
salt candy I guess makes sense, like saltwater taffy or salted caramel
pure glucose is like those lucozade tablets you get

Haha lads remember that passionate college love fling you had with really hot sex where you couldnt keep your hands off his bum and everything.

>>6595495
I remember all the times I got cold feet and botched it

>>6595508
I know. Wish I would've slutted it up more when I was younger.

>>6595525
Yeah.

All I want now is someone long term. All my friends found someone and paired off at uni. I want what they have.

Oi bongs, how you like your new PM? Brexit yeah/nay?

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>>6595537
Me too at the end of uni. Now I've been with my bf for 5 years... You'll find someone, just look for people with some similar interests.

>>6595549
She'll be banning 4chan soon so I'm making the most of my time here.

>>6595550
Not much opportunity for meeting people atm

Need to move

>>6595550
ty btw x

Heteronormies will never be as close to their """gfs""" as we are to our bfs.

>>6595580
yw x

tfw sexless relationship

>>6595525
I sometimes think this, but then I remember the random hookups and one night stands I've had and yeah...

>>6595663
wouldn't mind it desu

>tfw no willy bf

>decide to make Grindr profile
>receive several messages, a couple from decent looking guys
>panic, freeze, never respond
>'i'll definitely reply to one later....'
..

why am I such a loser?

>>6595900
iktfb x

would quite like a boyfriend to enjoy summer with desu

fed up of being the only single in the group

>>6595960
>the group
FONT

>>6595986
what does FONT mean

want a bf but don't like benders

not sure how this is going to work lads

got a date tomorrow boys

>>6597323
fuck off normie twat

>>6598215
hope it goes well x

>>6598323
I'll just have a few drinks.
Only problem is that the guys already told me he's not massively sexual.
Like he'd rather just kiss and cuddle.
I wanna pound some boipucci and have someone pound mine.

>>6598360
>Like he'd rather just kiss and cuddle.
Can i have him instead then lad, i really want some cuddles and kisses.

>>6598360
>he's not massively sexual.
>Like he'd rather just kiss and cuddle.
>I wanna pound some boipucci
been in a relationship for a year now in which I know this feel

I love him but it's a bit frustrating

>>6598836
>>6600674
he was really cute.
Fuck. Let's just see how this goes.

Where's all the bants

Anyone want to come over for drinks and cuddles? :3

>>6603647
Nordwest

>>6603665
never. leaving london is a sin

Right, so first of all, why do British parents let their children cry in the garden for hours at a time? Who wants to hear that. Then they grow up into feral bus children.

Second, who gets off on the idea of revving their bikes at whats almost midnight when I'm trying to listen to an audiobook. This is already in a remote residential area.

>>6603746
how's your pension?

>>6603746
>what are headphones

>>6603746
>complaining about children on the bus
Thats just the way of life lad, you can't stop that. At least you don't have builders using cement saws at 6am in the morning.

>>6603787
I want to have some awareness around me when my bf's not home so I can see if Cat needs anything, which I can't do so well in bed with in-ear headphones. Oh well, some people just have no consideration for others.

Also don't know how I managed to live for 4 years in a city centre.

>>6604015
Do you not like the buzz of living in the city?
I can't even sleep in silence, even if I wanted to.
City boy through and through

The fact /britlgbt/ is still a thing frightens me. I had no idea much of /int/ was full of faggotry.

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>>6604376

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>>6604376
I just like the idea of chatting with lads who are benders, but not insufferable.

>>6604479
British humour is the best humour

>>6604124
>buzz
When it's all vomiting and shouting lads at 1 o'clock in the morning, the excitement wears off quickly.

In residential areas it's not so bad, but right in the city centre it's a different thing.

>>6604124
>buzz of living in the city
As someone who's in the middle of a city right now, and was woken up by traffic noise?
Fuck.
That.

I like living in a suburb, where city life is only an hour away by train.
Admittedly, you can't get a pizza at 11PM, but that's just the price you pay for clean, fresh air and quiet nights.
Other than fuckass neighbours who think 11PM is an appropriate time to host a party in their postage stamp of a back garden. Fuck you, bitch, I have WORK in the mornings. Do you dicks not have a job to go to?

>>6606286
>>6606387
Y'all are so grumpy

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Me on the left.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49EtwQi3-2M

shit song, he's got a shit arse, but I'd still fuck it.

>>6606673
I want to drink like Dee

>>6606930
>shit song, he's got a shit arse
Why bother then. There's plenty who have neither being shit.

>>6603642
yes please :3

>>6603613
you might get him to change his mind x

>>6606950
coz his face is cute

>>6606997
>cute
>big glasses hiding 1/3 of his face
>cap hiding his head

>>6607044
He's mascth. I wanna fuk it

>tfw no bf to live with

>>6604376
Hah, scared of gay people, what a faggot.

I'm really glad young people get to be like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N45-nmn2hJg.

>>6607462
I'm really jealous I don't get to be

>>6607462
couldn't imagine being out and proud and stuff

>>6607448
iktfb

Craving intimacy.

Craving prime 16yo bp

>>6608530
this

>>6608965
not this but wishing i was 16 again

need an average bf with decent personal hygiene

>>6609038
Wish you were 16 and me 18 again so i can fondle that bp

>>6609221
:3

>>6609207
This desu

is it normal to be in a relationship for a year and to have proper sex maybe 5 times in that period

just asking, not like I'm frustratedly downloading grindr again or anything

just watched a pretty sketchy porno.
literally made an account to report it out of guilt.

>>6609478
from my own experience yes, from those of friends no

>>6609714
Link us fåm

>>6609478
Not normal. What is proper sex and what isn't? If you mean full pounding the boipussi 5 times a year then no that ain't normal

>>6609478
100% no

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>http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=124191004

>22 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Muslim
>Straight just a little curious.

>New on here - will fill more of this out in due course.

>>6609722
>>6609999
>>6611546
yeah I mean up the pooper.

sigh I don't know how to discuss it with him really. like, I'm 21 and I kind of feel like I'm missing out on my youth in a way... At the same time though I still love him and I don't want it to seem like sex is more important to me than that.

Tbf this is the first serious relationship either of us have had and neither of us had done the deed before so we kind of don't know what we're doing still... Like he doesn't really seem to enjoy bottoming and idk how to help him enjoy it really.

Wish I was straight tbqh sex would be so much easier

>>6611963
Help him enjoy it by letting him top you as well.

>>6612178
you have a point :/

I just don't get off on the idea of him fucking me, rather than the other way around

>>6612243
Maybe its the same for him?
You really need to have this conversation with him.
I don't think its weird to have too much or too little sex different people have different drives, the problem comes if there isn't an agreement about the level of sex or lack of it.
If you think its too little, thats what matters.

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Tofu with Hunan Sauce 5.00
+ Fried rice 0.50
Tofu with Sweet Chilli Sauce 5.00
+ Fried Soft Noodles 1.00
Peking Vegetable Hot & Sour Soup 2.50
Salt & Pepper Chips 2.50
2x Vegetable Spring Rolls (4) 5.60

Can't wait.

>>6612243
nigga u just gotta let him try.
Falling for the exclusively top/bottom meme is boring.
it's no fun if you can't throw eachother about it a bit and mix it up.

Lots of family around today. Grrr.

anyone watch first dates on Friday.
I want keegan Hirst to absolute annihilate me

>>6612887
give a link or something.

>>6612255
Yeah I know. Discussing it always kind of gets awkward though, its like I'm essentially asking him to do something which he doesn't really enjoy that much just for me to enjoy it. And I don't want to make him worry about us, cause I still love him.
>>6612799
I guess yeah, I think maybe I have heteronormie hang ups about bottoming which I know is stupid. But you're right obvs, I should do, and I guess if I let him take my bp to pound town he would be more likely to do the same.. It's just not something that appeals to me desu but I guess it would only be fair. Sigh.

>>6612908
Pretty easy to google first dates and go on 4od or whatever it's on

>>6613012
Yeah I did, although channel4 log in thing is down, so can't watch it. And btw, its celebrity first dates, they put it in another separate show for itself, that's why i couldn't find the episode in the first dates one.

>tfw no northeast bf

>>6613006
you might find you like it..
I know I was dead against it at first, now if someone says theyre not vers, I don't wanna date them

>tfw want to try topping but doubt anyone would bother trying with me cos i'm small

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Had a few on-off hours of sleep. Terrible alcohol troubles and anxiety.

transmale reporting in, thinking about coming out at uni next term (because I'm going to have to do it eventually) but my uni is 70% muslim or something. Ready the firing squad lads.

someone came up to me in a club and said I could do so much better than the boy I was kissing (and have just started seeing).
Now I'm super paranoid.
Why am I being so shallow?

>>6617562
Cause you're a whore who immediately fell for the whore trying to seed discord because of his jealous whorey ways?

>>6617636
i mean nah.
the guy who approached me was dog ugly and I obviously stayed with the guy I'm seeing all night.
But, he isn't the first person to say this

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>>6617660
hey dogs aint ugly mate.

>>6615754
damn son. how long are you there for?
is there an lgbt group there?

listening to Car Seat Headrest and wishing I knew of more good music with relatable lgbt themes

>>6618653
You can go take that dogs knot then.
<:~)

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>>6618785
I've been around dogs all my life, sexualizing dogs have never been once on my mind.

>>6618785
can u not be such a degenerate pls mate ty

>>6618808
It's the 4chin maymay though!!!
>>6618829
Isn't that the point of being a homo?

>>6618873
I thought it was cuddles with qt bf ._.

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>>6584787

Will brit/lgbt/ stop using Grindr now?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36883559

>>6619036
I've thought about this for so long.
It would be so easy for serial killers or homophobes to use grindr and kill, maim or rob gay guys its laughable that no one is doing this yet.

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tfw no /brit/ transgf

>>6619036
Yet another reason why being single and gay is fucking awful.

>>6619036

deleted it because I'm not a rabid slut anymore..

I'll probably redownload it in 2 days though when I get the thirst.

>>6595663
how and why does this happen?

>>6618686
Another 3 years (my course is 4 years). I looked into the LGBT group last year but they all seemed to be sjw or flamer types. Guess I'm gonna have to settle for those loons over religious jihadists though.

>>6619984
see >>6609478 and >>6611963 because all of these posts were me moaning about my sex life

revive for bants

>>6626325
Missed my shirtlifting m8s.

>>6626341
lol

me too tbf this thread is good bants

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Rupert Grint for thiccc bf.

Stop bumping this shit thread

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>Stop bumping this shit thread

Haha, lmao, this ex-bf of mine who broke up with me is now 30+ and no bf. I, on the other hand have a bf for 5 years since 21.

anyone else going to Norwich Pride? it's such a fucking lovely city

>>6630866
I'd like to visit Norwich, it looks like a v. comfy city.

>>6595592
>Heteronormies will never be as close to their """gfs""" as we are to our bfs.
tfw you will never be a girl closer to your bf than cis girls can be

>>6630866
>>6631093
Don't even go to Norwich. It's shit.

I'm CIA.

>>6630563
>>6630824
>>6630866
>>6631093
>>6631473
>>6631740

I've seen this exact set of comments before, about 2 weeks ago, when I went on a thread here (I think it was brit/lgbt/).
The hell is going on? Am I imagining it?

>>6631823
You're a forgetful guy.

>>6631823
Glitch in the matrix, lad.

>>6631860
the matrix will never glitch and switch you into being a girl

*does a cheeky thread bump*
Ah yes, much better.

Feel like my tastes are too boring and vanilla for most gay guys. :(

>>6637003
what are your tastes?

>>6631823
I need people to come to Norwich to increase my odds of finding someone nice

>>6637658
>what are your tastes?
you

>>6638089
what a coincidence, I'm into me too ;)

I'm kinda the same tho tbf, pretty ordinary taste

I had sex today.

>>6638544
nice

>>6638557
High fives all round

>tfw no bf to read books and drink tea in bed with

>>6643307
sounds uber comfy

>tfw waste of space

>tfw I thought I fancied some guy but I actually don't now and now I'm in deep and I need to let him down slowly.

Why do I like the thrill of the chase so much? Then when I get it I get bored. Fml

>>6644130
>tfw waste of space and should of been aborted

literally just marathonned stranger things.

:-O

>>6644362
doing a download atm

>>6644237
:(

Don't want to push boundaries, trying not to say inappropriate things so just end up being quiet and driving him away

>>6644610
iktf

>>6643307
Shit, that's the dream right there.

I'm just gonna stay in bed if my bf doesn't suggest we do something. Always have to ask him to do stuff.

>>6646051
Sassy

need a short british bf to fly to the US and show the sites to

>>6646743
Why don't you just post links to the sites here?

>>6646752
historic sites are more fun to visit in person and we can have boring conversations about american history

>>6646853
sounds good :3

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>>6646853
>americans don't get the bants

I think I figured out why I don't like even mild gay jokes as a gayer.

It's not because they're jokes about gays, it's because they are jokes with the ONLY meaning and purpose to say that a person is attracted to the same sex. They'd be funny if they had daddy/age issues, body issues, self-esteem, etc, but the only premise is that LMAO HE'S ATTRACTED TO A GUY WHAT A FUNNY IMPLICATION.

>>6647249
why no horrid pizza

>>6647131
ChEeKii NaNdOs

>>6647254
Don't need as much for (You)s over here as I do on it. That's not a horrid pizza, you clearly have no taste. That's one of the best pizzas one can get in Northern Italy.

Enjoy your dominos cardboard.

>>6647297
makes sense

>>6647249
Straights thinks that gays are a joke, go figure.
Here's another thing they will do, not even look at gay people as people. Simply as gay.

I've heard so many stories now where part of the story involves a man that is gay, where the man is simply described as a gay.

For instance they will say, and I hung out with a really tall stupid gay. But if he was also gay, they'd say, and there was also this gay there. He's not even a guy, just gay in that instance.

Another thing is how if someone knows you're gay everything will be seen through a filter of "its because he's gay".
Oh read this story this gay wrote, its clearly about being gay.
Oh read this story this former rugby player wrote, its clearly about lost love.
Oh look at that painting that gay painted, you can clearly see he's obsessed with cocks.
Oh look at that painting that guy painted, he's clearly inspired by the pre-Raphaelites.

>>6647311
Yes, but it's mainstream western media at this point that's doing this.

Anyone who's had a good (straight) friend will in no case see you as an object of those jokes or will be prejudiced against you about anything because you are gay. You being gay is just another attribute.

>>6647311
it's got to the point where I don't even care when people do it around me. It's like I've accepted this as the way things are. Part of the problem i guess

>>6647311

At least when they're murdering and oppressing us its nice to see their real colours.

Passive-aggressive oppression is like being sandpapered on the balls

think I missed some serious /brit/ drama

looks like two people arguing for the most part though

I'd give anything to be straight desu

Seems easier

I'd give anything to be italian desu

Seems easier

need the T out of LGBT

>>6647939
sunshine

>60% of the lads I've fallen for are scouse
only just noticed this trend

>>6648950
Add 'hearts' to the list of things Scousers are good at stealing.

>>6647399
>At least when they're murdering and oppressing us its nice to see their real colours.
this.

>>6647399
I can handle the mockery and that more than being gaybashed iah

It's not perfect but I'll take it for the time being

Need a Scouse bf t b h

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Which one /brit/?

>>6652327
yes

>>6652327
One on the left desu.

>>6652327
far right body with maybe second left face

but all basically too masc 4 me

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Well done BLACKED, well done BLACKED.... HOWEVER

>>6652373
Marble floor... Is there anything more tacky?

>>6652327
Hnng, the one on the left is perfect. Goal body for me.

>>6652412
>Marble

>>6652462
What is it then?

>>6652373
Alri Ulster

>>6652432
yellow confirmed for pancake ass

>>6652327
The third guy is the one in that webm getting his nipple rubbed and being homo bantered by his team mate on the beach

Since when has brit/int/ become so Rorkesheed?

tfw prep

>>6652341
>too masc
No such thing boyo

>>6663468
there is, how can a skinny twink like me top a guy like that?

>inb4 'u dont ;-)'

>big spoon
>5'7
I don't like this meme

>>6664118
cyoot

>>6664118
little spoon, consistently fall for lads who are shorter than me tho

>>6664118
>little spoon
>5'6
I'm fine with this desu lads.

>>6664574
>5'6
Aw :3

Need a short cuddly bf tonight if possible

>>6664593
It's fine because where i live, this height is actually common, just feel embarrassed when i go into England and feel dwarfed desu.

>>6664637
Asian?

>>6664658
Scottish