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i took a shower
now i feel better

nim is a nimrod

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>>6582437

>>6582422
Wait so if I stand down you'll destroy me? I think I'll continue then ty :3

>>6582423
cause you fetishize trans girls and stuff but I'm too tired to do the whole spiel and I'm on my phone

>>6582424
that is cyba lol

>>6582425
just pick a name and start cuteposting and shitposting! :3

>>6582428
>kys
ty anon good anon ilu

>>6582436
Lmfao what the fuck are you talking about

>>6582438
slightly old news desu

>>6582453
no

>>6582459
Wait that's not what I meant. I will destroy you. You are no longer the real quid.

>>6582437
CHARGE YOUR PH- wait shit

>>6582437
IT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY MTFG U RETARD

>>6582459
I'm not cyba I'm quid

>>6582465
トップケックです

>>6582465
Stop typing like Derpface-lite you bby lmao-ing retard.

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>>6582437

>no rules
>no /mtfg/
>no thread theme

.......................................................................
what is up with mtfg today

>>6582459
>Lmfao what the fuck are you talking about
[spoiler]i'm not really a chaser[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i just tell people that so it doesn't seem suss that i would be on a trans general[/spoiler]

>>6582452
Showers are always nice :)

o-okay, h-here goes nothing, d-desu!

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>>6582472
OLD GODS EDITION

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>>6582465
I'm sorry this is only my second thread I made ;-;

>>6582458
>i never liked eating corn
we could never be friends lol

naw jk, oooh... fug, I mean I'm first generation American but they brought all their old traditions but yeah I'm white washed as fuck, I only slip back when I'm around them.
Do you speak spanish though?

>>6582437
w-why did you screencap my post?

Reserving my trip
DOUGHNUT STEEL

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>>6582437
newfriends shouldn't make threads
but i do like the edition

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>>6582476

for this edition i would like to elect myself as an old god

>>6582479

;-;
i understand some spanish but das it. i took chinese for 3 years so ya. well, mandarin.

>>6582462
No takesie backsies.

Why would you want to destroy me anyway :c

Can't two quids live peacefully in coexistence ;-;

>>6582467
no

>>6582473
you need to transition :c

and don't joke about being pure evil ok? I almost shot a fellow trans girl <3

>>6582467
QUID
QUI--
oh wait

>>6582464
QUID
QUID
QUID
QUID

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>>6582425
1. Post pics of yourself until you are recognizable
2. Start skyping with other trips
3. Go full transbian
4. Make a post declaring you are leaving /mtfg/ forever
5. Come back every week anyways
>>6582429
Cyba
>>6582440
The drama will come naturally just hang around for a while
>>6582473
So you are repressing

>>6582478
I'm very disappointed in u

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>>6582476
I don't think that Mr. Lovecraft would appreciate his work benig mentioned by a degenerate tranny. You should stick with the animoo.

>>6582472
REEEEEE leave me alone! I'm sorry

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>>6582480
For this thread edition silly

If you manage to get a post screen capped by me it's a good thing

>>6582487
>1. Post pics of yourself until you are recognizable
>2. Start skyping with other trips
>3. Go full transbian
>4. Make a post declaring you are leaving /mtfg/ forever
>5. Come back every week anyways
>tfw u literally did all of these
H-heh

>>6582425
>mtfg
>cool

I am so sorry.

>>6582478
aww it's ok <3

>>6582483
i had been on 4chan for 4 years when I came to mtfg but it was another year before I felt brave enough to ever make the general

>>6582485
but if i don't transition then i am not a fellow trans girl
feel free to shoot

>>6582487
yup

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>>6582487
>1. Post pics of yourself until you are recognizable
>2. Start skyping with other trips
>3. Go full transbian
>4. Make a post declaring you are leaving /mtfg/ forever
>5. Come back every week anyways
s-stop that

>>6582484
oh that's funny, I took mandarin for three years too. I don't remember anything other than xie xie ni.
I'm gonna jet but love you, nice chatting <3

>>6582498
fug left the trip on
;_;

>>6582498
That's not how it works, just because you haven't transitioned doesn't mean you aren't a trans girl :3

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be honest here with me, girls

full-on transbians are creepy as fuck, right?

>>6582497
<3

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I wish to be the little girl!

>>6582503
quid y u no skype ;~;

>>6582505
get it away!

>>6582502
LOL

bb <3

>>6582502
Doxed yourself.
Sad.

>>6582505
I completely forgot about CWC. What is he up to these days?

>>6582505
Only ugly ones
>>6582507
I have bad news anon

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>>6582508
https://stallman.org/skype.html

>>6582512

Prostituting himself.

No, I'm not kidding.

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>>6582437
Well guys how do I look?(don't mind the merchant nose)

i have never gay

>>6582505
I'm a full on transbian and people like me :3

>>6582506
<3

>>6582508
sry laptop is upstairs, I am downstairs getting hai

msg u back soon bae <3

>>6582513
>Only ugly ones
a-ahahaha, d-desu...

>>6582514
I only use it because everyone else does ;~;

>>6582511
QUID get on discord bb

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>>6582518

>>6582518
and that's okay!

Everyone is unique, and we should respect everyone's personal choices!

>>6582489
I looked into the eyes of an Old One and became a tranny.

>>6582520
>I'm a full on transbian and people like me :3

no you're creepy desu

>tfw I'm sometimes tempted to become a trip because it seems like it'd be nice to have people recognize me from previous conversations I've had with them, but having an identity here would feel kind of weird and scary, and I should be spending less time here, not more.

>>6582523
>tfw you can't install skype
>tfw you can never be a cast in the mftg trip tragikomödie
;_;

>>6582531
just trip to talk to people you like, get their info to talk offsite and drop the trip?

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add me on skype cuties

nimthemediocre

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>>6582531
don't trip
come here for advice and nothing else
if you want to make friends make them in the tc or discord or something
it's not worth it unless you're a masochist

>>6582540
>cuties
oh.
i guess i won't then

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>tfw ur daddy turns out to be a chaser
I mean he is hot and my type so I guess this might be OK??

looks like I can officially take
>get a foot job under the table while playing bullshit and kings corner with two other people in the room in a psychiatric hospital.
off my bucket list.

what'd I miss in the last two weeks?

>>6582541
w-what's the discord

>>6582541
this sorta

i'd try the irc
i don't use it anymore, but if it is still like i remember, most people are relatively nice
a lot better than this cis-pool [/pun]

>>6582531
the estrogen must be working

>>6582534
do you have steam or something?
I could add you to my collection >:3

>>6582523
bae I am on phoneee hang on

>>6582530
I don't mean 4chan, real life people like me silly :p

But mtfg likes me well enough now or I wouldn't have stayed I only expected to pop back in for a few days.

If you really want me gone, you should just carry out an extensive harassment of me like in the old days :3

>>6582551
i miss you

>>6582526
>choices
Wat

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>>6582548
it's a top secret discord
actually it used to be in the OP
i'm not in it anymore
>>6582551
and you don't have to deal with people dropping trips to make fun of you or anons starting rumors
in general it's a much more friendly environment off of 4chan unfortunately

>>6582553
>If you really want me gone, you should just carry out an extensive harassment of me like in the old days :3

don't test me, girl

i once spammed the drawthreads on /a/ for three straight months in a row, manually, resetting my router every time I was banned

>>6582531
Tripping is fun desu. It makes communication easier
>>6582534
They have a webapp
>>6582545
Just use his cock. Chase the chaser.

>tfw not getting high with quid rn

>>6582557
but im nice and wanna make friends :(

>>6582558
haha I like you can we be friends?

>>6582562
sorry :( bad feel

Does anyone know anything about Salgado for FFS?

>>6582563
ask around for it, someone else might have the link to it

>>6582562
>tfw not impersonating quid rn

>>6582564
>haha I like you can we be friends?

w-what

i mean, i g-guess, if you want to be friends with me...

>>6582559
I told him I am a strict bottom and he said that's what he liked so idk, I'm game as long as he doesn't try to suck my shenis or want me to watch him dress up

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>>6582516
Who would want to prostitute with him? The very thought is abhorrent.

>>6582517
>don't mind the merchant nose
Easier said than done.

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>>6582518
You mean that you've never done stuff with a girl, or that you always remembered to say "no homo" after you did?

>>6582554
i should come back some time
but i gotta start transitioning first
and i have a feeling that's gonna take literally years

>>6582568
Is it the children of the corn one?

>>6582570
hey

>>6582571
oh, good!

I'll try to be less creepy

>>6582552
>steam
m-maybe

>>6582573
Other than the disgusting nose how do I look?

>>6582576
how are you still hanging around and not transitioning yet? you know exactly what it takes, come on.

michael moore looks like a hon

>>6582578
i think there were 2 or 3 discord servers
but yes, that was the one i was in and it was super nice

>>6582585
That server is full of lesbians and furries

>>6582581
I am probably the least suitable person here to answer those kind of questions.

>>6582588
is it? i haven't been there in a few months
oh well, rip

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>>6582574
I'm pretty sure I've always said no homo after doing stuff with girls.

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>>6582572
>me to watch him dress up
Oh god people do this

>>6582576
Takes most people 1 year. Just get on HRT ASAP and then get rid of facial hair. Wirk on your voice every day all day. Voice is the hardest part of transition.

>>6582578
Hi:-)

>>6582588
/mtfg/

>>6582582
>how are you still hanging around
first day that i've been back on in ages
i find that if i completely avoid the internet it's not so bad

>you know exactly what it takes, come on
i can't though
i'm getting closer, but at this rate i'll start hrt in 2037

are we still being quid?

>>6582599
No, only me

>>6582578
>I'll try to be less creepy

girl it is impossible to be creepier than i am

you can't out-creep the creep-master

Is this the mtfg thread? I've been looking for it but it isn't in the subject

>>6582595
Just in time to beat the great unix crash of 2038. Good plan.

>>6582580
gib

>>6582599
No, only me

>>6582593
Holy shit I just said "no hetero" (two years) after having sex with a guy, I'm a gold star lesbian again! Thank you elanna!

>>6582602
Yes
>>6582605
No, only me

>>6582602
This is thread for men pretending to be women

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>tfw date set up for next week
>tfw he's into anime and video games too
>tfw scared af for a first date

[PANIC]

its like I'm in middle school with wobbly knees again @_@;;

>>6582588
What is this discord thing? I'm new here. And I want to interact with like minded individuals who enjoy dressing up in women's clothing.

>>6582601
then why are you picking on me for being creepy :c

Also are you a chaser because otherwise I don't think you can be the creepiest

>>6582568
is it called /cutetrans/

>>6582615
Hey, that's me!

>>6582603
Trust mtfg to think of that first.

>>6582593
If I don't remember hearing no homo does that mean you were respecting my identity as a boy?

>>6582362
>Scavullo
That was Gia's photographer right?
>hey gave me a full body shave, fingernails and toenails manicured, eyebrows tweezed, false lashes, and I had makeup covering almost everything above my waist. Freckles not allowed. I basically had a full beauty makeover, and it only took an hour for them to do it. Oh, my face was shaved and makeup reapplied twice during the day. BTW, they knew they were turning a teen boy into a woman. They even used a couple sets of add a cups to give me breasts.
Fuck I fantasized about something like this happening to me so much when I was a kid

Thanks for the information.
>>6582410
I unfiltered you ages ago but w/e

>>6582619
That's the server where hips selects his next victims

>>6582616
congratulations! good luck c:

>>6582618
>then why are you picking on me for being creepy :c

i was kidding i'm sorry desu!

i think you're cool and nice! :3

>>6582625
which is the good one :(

>>6582616
>again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc

>>6582593
>>6582623
Oooooooooooooh shit.

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>>6582624

you just told me this a week ago. w/e lol

>>6582615

finally, a thread for men like me

>>6582630
Oh my gosh <3

Thank you ^^

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>>6582606
No probs
Remember, it's always ok if you remember to say it isn't gay

>>6582623
I guess it does

>>6582634
No o shit about it, she's a boy

>>6582631
The calzone zone. I think flannel also has a snooty private one for young transitioners where she and her friends call the rest of us hons

>>6582635
Yeah one made me horny so I unfiltered you.

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I think I might delete grindr now lol

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>tfw ur a girl

>>6582646
>grindr

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>>6582593
Right on.

Nothing gay about wanting to cuddle a girl and gaze into her beautiful eyes while you caress her face and exchange a few light kisses. (no homo)

>>6582635
Edie I'm gonna get this dick but I'm afraid this dude is gonna turn out to be a closet case or something >>6582545

>>6582642
how young is young

im guessing you don't have a link to the calzone one :(

>>6582615
Oh boy, finally i can pretend to be a woman!

>>6582621
Do you like wearing your sister's bras as well?

>>6582635
Wow, do you like wearing women's panties as well?

>>6582653
Look Im not really into the whole add ppl from here and chat on Skype thing anymore but get in touch with either pan or eleri.

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>>6582648
>tfw ur an alpha male manly man
>tfw no gf

its a conflicting set of feels

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officially changing my trip name

straight outta the psych ward

also I got a cis girl gf

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>>6582615
Are men who aren't very good at it allowed?
>>6582642
What if yr young, but a hon? Is there a young hon discord?
>>6582648
>tfw you're a girl with a wall

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>>6582651
Thank goodness, I was worried that enjoying that might make me at least a little gay.

>>6582658
did you eat her already?

>>6582656
Too good for us now huh? You pass now huh? You don't wanna be associated with freaks now huh?

>>6582616
Good luck korra :)

>>6582656
but ive never heard of those people before

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Anyone got a good movie to recommend? Im board.
This is your chance to recommend your favorite movie, I know you want to.

>>6582667
The Toxic Avenger!!!!!!

>>6582663
Ehhh... I mean tbqh, yeah, not exactly all that, but I'm trying to be less trans woman and more woman, u know??

>>6582667
The Room

>>6582652
What is this Grindr? Is this a place where.men pretend to be women also?

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>>6582627
ty bb I'm still hella scared tho

>>6582632
i-i not a normie ;(

>>6582667
A Serbian Film
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1273235/

>>6582667
Suicide club

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>>6582649

don't i feel special in my vapid whore bubble

>>6582652

who cares tho i mean ur not gonna marry him

>>6582655

i wear unisex underwear like a real man

>>6582667
American History X

>>6582667
I watched the 1984 Ghostbusters today and it was pretty good

>>6582677
hey edie!

>>6582669
good for you, at least you're honest
>>6582671
gay hookup app

>>6582677
Idk I've had bad experiences with chasers before. This guy is daddy but ehhh, I just hope it's not weird or uncomfortable. I'm gonna meet him Friday probably

>>6582667
interstellar is really good

>>6582670
>>6582674
>>6582678
>>6582679
Seen em
>>6582676
Iunno is this spoopy, I dont want to shit myself, im baked so I get spooped easily.

>>6582677
This is dissapointing. Perhaps I may not fit in here at all.

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>>6582677
hell yes a other man here. where all the qt weeb gfs at edie? :(

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>>6582667
the grifter

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>>6582683
Seen this too, cmon people, what do you take me for.

Now quick! New movie recommendations, and make it snappy!
>>6582687
WOAH DOOD
TOO SPOOK

>>6582684
>tfw your suggestion is ignored
It's a really gr8 b movie!!!!!!

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>>6582691
>dood
asshole

Does anyone here go running? I was planning on going this morning but my legs really ache after walking a ton yesterday, wondering if I can just take a painkiller and work through it

>>6582684
it's pretty spooky but more arty then anything

>>6582667
sympathy for mr. vengeance

>>6582684
>>6582691
Neon Demon

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>>6582684
>baked
Watch Rad

>>6582683
>SSTO in 130% Earth gravity
>Not just sending robots
>Communicating with love
>Good movie

>>6582670
>Heheheheh

>tfw mom tells you you look really bad with long hair

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I only found this because of the op text
Remember to name the general
Also, one poor decision cost me an edh game so I'm a little upset because the deck still hasn't won

>>6582703
>tfw mom tells you you have man size feet

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>>6582642
>I think flannel also has a snooty private one for young transitioners where she and her friends call the rest of us hons

>tfw seeing all the people who started in their teens, and my hon ass didn't start until twenty fucking three

>>6582635
hahaha that post tho

surely that is worth unfiltering her

>>6582642
i-it's just not public so there aren't a hundred million ppl in it...

>>6582691
Martyrs

NOT the shit American movie, the original French film.

>>6582697
is this actually good? Its reviews have been really mixed

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>>6582680

hi who r u

>>6582682

it'll be finnneeeee. if he creeps you out then just run away.

>>6582685

are you a sassy sissy?

>>6582686

>girls
>not dating other men to strengthen your bond as an alpha male
ew. real men like other men.

>>6582708

i love giving girls boners with my writing

>>6582700
Still a good movie imo

We all have our own tastes though
>Tfw unironicly liked the love part

And the love trope usually doesn't work for me

>>6582692
i thought u were memeing me lmao is that an actual movie?
Lolno, cmon, toxic avenger? Really? Your name really does fit you.
>>6582694
Well geeze louise, sorry for triggering you, I call everyone dood but If you wanna be a special snowflake. But alright, dudette from now on.
>>6582695
>it's pretty spooky but more arty then anything
I cant handle spoop rn fuck that, if I was in company with someone Id watch spoopy shit. Not to hold onto em or anything gay I just feel safer with backup around.
>>6582697
>When aspiring model Jesse moves to Los Angeles, her youth and vitality are devoured by a group of beauty-obsessed women who will take any means necessary to get what she has.
Too chick flick for me.
>>6582698
This sounds pretty rad, I mite give it a watch.
>>6582708
Whats this shit about? and what year is the original.

>>6582707
is 20 young

>>6582712
Amy Victoria. I've given myself a superior name

>>6582703
>>6582706
>tfw mum tells you you look pretty no matter how bad you look
Surprisingly just as bad because she won't tell me when I look bad.
>>6582714
Yeah I liked it too, I was just being autistic.

>>6582715
(it's a shit movie and I've never seen it but it has terrible 80s tropes and bmx)

>>6582671
Get on messenger bish

>>6582719
hi amy/vikky

are you doing okay

>>6582710
If you liked Drive and don't mind blood.

I loved it
>>6582715
Don't worry it is better than it seems.

>>6582703
fuckin rude. tell her she doesn't look good with her old age.
>>6582715
the toxic avenger is good

>>6582723
pretty good, finally out of the psych ward

>>6582642
nah it's just for shitposting bb

do I have you on anywhere? I'll send you an invite

I FEEL LIKE IM BEING STABBED IN THE TITS

>>6582707
Dw, there's hons like me that started in the teens.
>>6582715
Insult me all you want, but not the definitive Troma movie

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>>6582707
It's okay anon. That doesn't really help.

>>6582731
MAYBE UOU SHOULD TAKE THE KNIFE OUT OF UOUR CHEST

>>6582729
I don't need ur pity invite with al of u kids and ur hip g-growth... ;____;

I'm durr#3602 on discord

>>6582721
>I've never seen it
Rad is fucking R A D
It's a cheesy 80s movie with bmx racing and tricks thrown in, I wouldn't call it shit though, it's a decent watch if you are looking for a movie with bicycles.
>tfw used to race BMX and tour
fawkin' gr8 m8

>>6582735
t. Myna back from an adventure to another thread

>>6582715
Can't spoil.

It's the only torture porn film I've ever seen that could be edited down to PG-13 and not lose the impact.

DON'T read anything about it, you'll probably love it or hate it and it completely defies your expectations multiple times through the movie. One of my favorites though it certainly has flaws.

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>>6582720
Icee icee
My bad

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>>6582642
we need some adult supervision in there desu

>>6582728
dope, out of the ward and we get hit by the sweet storm, Phoenix ain't too bad today.

>>6582729
ill take one if you're giving them out!

nim#7638

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Does my body pass?

>>6582743
I feel you pheonix anon, can't wait for the thunderstorm so I can sit out there and watch it.

>>6582745
Petite/10

>>6582745
yes and I'm totally jealous of it

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>>6582745

We can't tell from your side. We need to see the hip:waist ratio

>>6582745
You pass really well!

>>6582715
Oh derp. 2008 is the year. The shit American remake is 2015, it literally got like a 3 percent on rotten tomatoes or something I think

>>6582734
Holy hell.
She got very orange.

>>6582745
wow

>>6582437
>altho desu I'm
who the fuck is flannel and why is he trying so hard to fit in on 4chan?

>>6582745
why do people take selfies in the bathroom?
surely you'd do it outside or something

at least in a room where you can fake the lighting

>>6582765
shh bb it's ok

>>6582765
flannel is fully ridgy didge ya cunt

>>6582767
a mental disorder is no excuse to use words that you don't know

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>>6582752

It's nothing special

>>6582753

Go away

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>>6582761
You got a link to a stream or something? if not im just gonna rewatch Scream again, I keep forgetting the ending and like, wtf all that shit in the kitchen was about. I really need to watch this shit sober.

oh and I actually got diagnosed with Bipolar, Borderline Personality Disorder, and PTSD

>>6582769
are you talking about desu? you do know t b h filters to it right?

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>>6582769
go back to /r9k/ tbdesu

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are patches good? im running out of estrogen vials for injections and getting ahold of more is gonna be hard, so im thinking of switching medium for a while

>>6582773
私は促進されました

>>6582696
i actually kind of like this more than oldboy です

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>>6582737
Shit movie might be a bit harsh, I've mostly just seen it criticised for plot and the like but it seems like a really fun watch for people that like 80s cheese

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How are you ladies doing tonight? Anyone else super horny? Thought I'd use my rainbow dildo in support for y'all

>>6582786

What are you

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>>6582777
that wasn't all you got

>>6582786
Im gonna bet my money youre gonna upset at least half of the thread for just showing off your pussy.
Calling it now cartman best odds caller and gambler on the planet right here right now.

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>>6582786
The only thing triggering to me is your sonic the hedgehog pyjamas

>>6582781
they're good, I get the most consistent levels using them compared to pills/inj
try them out for sure.

>>6582786
autistic pjs yo

>>6582786
just transition man
it isn't funny, it's tragic

we'll support you
there is good advice in the op if you need to find out where to start

who /litgbt/ here?

milton is the greatest pre-modern writer in the english language

don't ask virgil he already agreed with me

>>6582792
how are the dosages? im on 10mg a week now with injections

>>6582795
I've never read Paradise Lost.

>>6582734
Is that really Kim Petras?

Maybe the idea of genetics mattering more than age isn't just a hon meme after all.

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>>6582796
>I Never will have a vagina

>>6582712
You know it! :3

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>>6582795
The only shit I read about is military history, does anything else even really matter? Military history IS history, armies have moved more mountains than scientists or any faggy ass writers like milton.

History is love
History is life

>>6582799
Does that actually feel good just seems like it'd be uncomfortable going in on both sides

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>>6582642
>snooty private one for young transitioners
Accurate. I am their resident hon.

>>6582786

What's worse, that you're wearing those pjs ironically or in earnest?

>>6582805
kill yourself my man


you are a god damn pathetic waste of existence

>>6582798

why are you even alive as a human being if you refuse to read some of the greatest prose ever written in not just English but any language humans have ever written in?

why even live?

>>6582805

>implying I don't like history as much as I love literature

humanitranny reporting in :^)

(also, nerd, writers are the people who give the generals and the armies and the leaders motivation and will to move mountains)

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>>6582808
Can confirm that having things stuck in both holes is great

>>6582805
Pretty sure /lit/ deals mostly with fiction and you're such a stereotype, that 4chan dweller who bangs on about patriotism, racial purity and the "glories of war". Such a classic beta trying hard to be tough

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>>6582797
10 mg a week? How many mg/ml in your vials?
>>6582800
Yeah that's kim. Genetics matter more than age but after a certain age it's not worth transitioning.

>>6582816
But you have a prostate so anal stimulation should actually feel good

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>>6582808
It feels great! Having both your holes stuffed and feeling every nerve rubbed against is out of this world~

>>6582816
i just got fired for this post

>>6582821

cartman should read some Wilfred Owen, see what he thinks about the "glories of war" after that

so my dick leaks a lot of precum even when I'm not fully hard
my gf thinks it's cute, but I'm wondering if it'll change when I start hrt
will it stop when my libido goes down but come back once I get horny again? will I leak less overall after hrt?
does anyone have experience/knowledge of this type of thing?

>>6582797
I'm on .1mg x 2, twice weekly, depends on your levels if you get the .2s though.

Well I'm off to bed girls

Good night <3

>>6582828
You will leak less. Eventually you won't leak at all.

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>>6582823
>but after a certain age it's not worth transitioning.
What age is that?

>>6582814
I know I'm a faggot and I should kill myself but it's STEM, having to read that takes away all your time for reading fiction. I used to read lots of fiction before I got deeper into science and maths.

>tfw qt af tripple D tittied tattoed nerd ex stripper

>download Pokemon go
>nothing near me
>one block over in rich neighborhood 10+ poke stops and a gym in one block because it's full of Roman statuary and fountains

I swear rich people have it super easy in life

>>6582830
night :)
>>6582832
18

>>6582703
My mom said I should do I ponytail but I look like shit when my forehead is exposed.

>>6582831
oh darn, that's too bad

>>6582824
True. Shit, come to think of it I now finally have an answer to anyone who asks the question "is there anything good about being trans".

>>6582826
Sorry

>>6582832
For me it was 16. It changes based on how hard puberty fucked you.

>>6582835
just fake the gps one block over and be a lazy nerd
>>6582834
your gf?

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this is the best response to my tinder bio i've received in awhile lmao

>>6582830
Night
>>6582832
14

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My girlfriend just sent me this pic of her

>>6582835
you spent 200 on jeans. this is bait
>>6582828
lol

>>6582833
>Milton
>Fiction
>Implying

i'm gonna be an e/lit/ist right now but stuff like Milton and Coleridge and Woolf isn't "fiction", it's "literature". Yes, technically, it's not true, therefore it is, by definition "fiction", but when people talk about reading "fiction" these days they almost explicitly mean genre fiction, which is fine for entertainment and small amounts of literary merit, but is simply not on the same level as "true literature" such as Milton et al.

...sorry, I didn't mean to nerd out that much, desu. please forgive me, shakira-sama

>>6582783
it's better than old boy

>>6582841
yeah, forgot the gf at the end of that post.

>>6582842
I could literally become a fucking meth addict and my mom would still be like "oh yeah, it's your life, go ahead and do whatever you want, have fun, I love you!"

>>6582786
I actually just came a few minutes ago and it was great.

I haven't had a good session in ages. It's usually just a shitty, cheap orgasm.

>>6582783
>>6582848
oldboy is objectively inferior to Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance.

I would say Mr Vengeance > Mrs Vengeance > Oldboy, honestly

the "twist" in oldboy was dumb as fuck, as was everybody in the movie's reaction to it

>>6582845
depending on whether theres a penis or vagina on the other side I have differing opinions on this picture

>dating people who pass better than you do

>>6582841
My iPhone isn't unlocked tho

>>6582854
>Mr Vengeance > Mrs Vengeance > Oldboy
I am in complete agreement with you anon.

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>>6582821
Military history is just awesome, and I been playing with army men and idolizing the army, guns and war since I was a kid, get your sissifying techniques out of here cause it aint working on me. And everything you mentioned are traditional values, theres nothing wrong with patriotism nor the glories of war, fuck you Shakira.
>>6582827
I'd rather be in a war and make up my own opinion about it or die trying, I dont need crybabies telling me war is shitty, no fucking shit, but so is police work and you can still get a kick and thrill out of that. Why do you think all the ranks are filled with triggerhappy cowboys anyways. People are so disconnected from killing nowadays because we dont have to hunt and kill our food anymore because we have it slaughtered en mass on an industrial scale in factories with the meat neatly wrapped into clean packages.

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>>6582854
>objectively inferior

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>>6582859
>not dating cis girls

>>6582862
t. Sheltered suburban kid

>>6582823
1ml. i dont get how patch dosages work can someone explain??

>>6582862
you are the biggest faggot on /lgbt/

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>>6582850

lmaao well i mean this is my tinder bio and half of the fun for me regarding tinder is the opening messages i get.
a lot of guys just go "wait why would they be disappointed" and that in itself is a disappointment.

>>6582861
>>6582854
>>6582848
Have any of you seen The Wailer yet? I'm going to see it in the Theater on Wednesday.

>>6582846
thats like my 8th pair of those, I'm not poor but I don't live across the street with cherubs rubbing one out into fountains like the Richie riches

>>6582859
>dating girls

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>>6582865
>being AGP

i h8 edie and faye

>>6582862
kys jingo FUCK

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>>6582876
this jelly

>>6582858
Vagina, trans ladies don't get those hips.. Unless they transition at like 12.

>>6582862

>le anarcho-primitivist face :^)

christ, girl, you remind me of myself when I was 17

"m-m-muh masculinity lost when we don't hunt any more, m-m-muh primitive hunter/gatherer life style is better than modern life, m-m-muh...!"

pls grow up

i'm not telling you to think that war and combat isn't a worthwhile endeavour, because, well, it is - you're just thinking it's a worthwhile endeavour for the wrong reasons, which is where my frustration with you is coming from

>>6582836
>>6582844
Well, fuck.
I guess I should just give up now.

>>6582840
idk, I have some problems with my face, but I think a good ffs surgeon could go a long way toward fixing them.
My body is really tall and kinda gross tho, unfortunately

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>>6582719
>Amy Victoria

>>6582881
>yfw someday he joins the fucking Swedish military, fails miserably and gets kicked out, then brags about it

>>6582882
I'm 24 how do you think i feel?

>>6582859
>Dating a tranny ever
baka
Why

>>6582864
trust me i used to think that objective assessments of media and fiction were authoritatively impossible, too

then i studied literature, and realized that, while subjective assessments of media and fiction are perfectly valid, there IS such a thing as an objective assessment, as well

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>>6582866
>>6582878
>>6582881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLkdkMst8j8

>>6582886
>being a coke head

>tfw your gf is all you care about

>>6582786
Where did you get that top?
Link?

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>>6582851
I just came too, but they dildo was a bit big so I'm a bit sore.

>>6582885
like me but a year older?

>>6582877
Daily reminder that ediexfaye is just a meme
>>6582875
>dating men
Don't you realize it's OK to be a faggot these days. You don't have to transition.
>>6582865
>vagina
Gross
>>6582886
Feminine peen
>>6582890
Loser

>>6582886
sup basehead, y'all breakup yet?

>>6582884
that's honestly my other problem, tho

i don't mind actual jingos who have the balls (lol) to put their money where their mouth is and actually go out and engage in some jolly ol' violence for king and country, pip pip cheerio!

it's these fags that pretend to be all tough when really they'd cry for their mommies within five minutes of combat that drive me up the wall

>>6582888
look trust me i have plenty of destructive tendencies but you're going about it all wrong

>>6582888
fuck off im not watching your video

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>>6582879
>jealous of pussy
jealous I don't have one desu