Eye plank edition
▶ Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶ Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
▶ MtF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Cis women of all sizes to make you feel better about yourself: http://www.mybodygallery.com/
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶ Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
Previous thread >>6581580 (image limit)
i took a shower
now i feel better
nim is a nimrod
>>6582437
>>6582422
Wait so if I stand down you'll destroy me? I think I'll continue then ty :3
>>6582423
cause you fetishize trans girls and stuff but I'm too tired to do the whole spiel and I'm on my phone
>>6582424
that is cyba lol
>>6582425
just pick a name and start cuteposting and shitposting! :3
>>6582428
>kys
ty anon good anon ilu
>>6582436
Lmfao what the fuck are you talking about
>>6582438
slightly old news desu
>>6582453
no
>>6582459
Wait that's not what I meant. I will destroy you. You are no longer the real quid.
>>6582437
CHARGE YOUR PH- wait shit
>>6582437
IT'S SUPPOSED TO SAY MTFG U RETARD
>>6582459
I'm not cyba I'm quid
>>6582465
トップケックです
>>6582465
Stop typing like Derpface-lite you bby lmao-ing retard.
>>6582437
>no rules
>no /mtfg/
>no thread theme
.......................................................................
what is up with mtfg today
>>6582459
>Lmfao what the fuck are you talking about
[spoiler]i'm not really a chaser[/spoiler]
[spoiler]i just tell people that so it doesn't seem suss that i would be on a trans general[/spoiler]
>>6582452
Showers are always nice :)
o-okay, h-here goes nothing, d-desu!
>>6582472
OLD GODS EDITION
>>6582465
I'm sorry this is only my second thread I made ;-;
>>6582458
>i never liked eating corn
we could never be friends lol
naw jk, oooh... fug, I mean I'm first generation American but they brought all their old traditions but yeah I'm white washed as fuck, I only slip back when I'm around them.
Do you speak spanish though?
>>6582437
w-why did you screencap my post?
Reserving my trip
DOUGHNUT STEEL
>>6582437
newfriends shouldn't make threads
but i do like the edition
>>6582476
for this edition i would like to elect myself as an old god
>>6582479
;-;
i understand some spanish but das it. i took chinese for 3 years so ya. well, mandarin.
>>6582425
1. Post pics of yourself until you are recognizable
2. Start skyping with other trips
3. Go full transbian
4. Make a post declaring you are leaving /mtfg/ forever
5. Come back every week anyways
>>6582429
Cyba
>>6582440
The drama will come naturally just hang around for a while
>>6582473
So you are repressing
>>6582478
I'm very disappointed in u
>>6582476
I don't think that Mr. Lovecraft would appreciate his work benig mentioned by a degenerate tranny. You should stick with the animoo.
>>6582472
REEEEEE leave me alone! I'm sorry
>>6582480
For this thread edition silly
If you manage to get a post screen capped by me it's a good thing
>>6582487
>1. Post pics of yourself until you are recognizable
>2. Start skyping with other trips
>3. Go full transbian
>4. Make a post declaring you are leaving /mtfg/ forever
>5. Come back every week anyways
>tfw u literally did all of these
H-heh
>>6582425
>mtfg
>cool
I am so sorry.
>>6582487
>1. Post pics of yourself until you are recognizable
>2. Start skyping with other trips
>3. Go full transbian
>4. Make a post declaring you are leaving /mtfg/ forever
>5. Come back every week anyways
s-stop that
>>6582484
oh that's funny, I took mandarin for three years too. I don't remember anything other than xie xie ni.
I'm gonna jet but love you, nice chatting <3
>>6582498
fug left the trip on
;_;
>>6582498
That's not how it works, just because you haven't transitioned doesn't mean you aren't a trans girl :3
be honest here with me, girls
full-on transbians are creepy as fuck, right?
I wish to be the little girl!
>>6582503
quid y u no skype ;~;
>>6582505
get it away!
>>6582502
LOL
bb <3
>>6582508
https://stallman.org/skype.html
>>6582512
Prostituting himself.
No, I'm not kidding.
>>6582437
Well guys how do I look?(don't mind the merchant nose)
i have never gay
>>6582513
>Only ugly ones
a-ahahaha, d-desu...
>>6582518
>>6582518
and that's okay!
Everyone is unique, and we should respect everyone's personal choices!
>>6582489
I looked into the eyes of an Old One and became a tranny.
>>6582520
>I'm a full on transbian and people like me :3
no you're creepy desu
>tfw I'm sometimes tempted to become a trip because it seems like it'd be nice to have people recognize me from previous conversations I've had with them, but having an identity here would feel kind of weird and scary, and I should be spending less time here, not more.
>>6582523
>tfw you can't install skype
>tfw you can never be a cast in the mftg trip tragikomödie
;_;
>>6582531
just trip to talk to people you like, get their info to talk offsite and drop the trip?
add me on skype cuties
nimthemediocre
>>6582531
don't trip
come here for advice and nothing else
if you want to make friends make them in the tc or discord or something
it's not worth it unless you're a masochist
>>6582540
>cuties
oh.
i guess i won't then
>tfw ur daddy turns out to be a chaser
I mean he is hot and my type so I guess this might be OK??
looks like I can officially take
>get a foot job under the table while playing bullshit and kings corner with two other people in the room in a psychiatric hospital.
off my bucket list.
what'd I miss in the last two weeks?
>>6582541
w-what's the discord
>>6582541
this sorta
i'd try the irc
i don't use it anymore, but if it is still like i remember, most people are relatively nice
a lot better than this cis-pool [/pun]
>>6582523
bae I am on phoneee hang on
>>6582530
I don't mean 4chan, real life people like me silly :p
But mtfg likes me well enough now or I wouldn't have stayed I only expected to pop back in for a few days.
If you really want me gone, you should just carry out an extensive harassment of me like in the old days :3
>>6582551
i miss you
>>6582526
>choices
Wat
>>6582548
it's a top secret discord
actually it used to be in the OP
i'm not in it anymore
>>6582551
and you don't have to deal with people dropping trips to make fun of you or anons starting rumors
in general it's a much more friendly environment off of 4chan unfortunately
>>6582553
>If you really want me gone, you should just carry out an extensive harassment of me like in the old days :3
don't test me, girl
i once spammed the drawthreads on /a/ for three straight months in a row, manually, resetting my router every time I was banned
>tfw not getting high with quid rn
>>6582557
but im nice and wanna make friends :(
Does anyone know anything about Salgado for FFS?
>>6582563
ask around for it, someone else might have the link to it
>>6582562
>tfw not impersonating quid rn
>>6582564
>haha I like you can we be friends?
w-what
i mean, i g-guess, if you want to be friends with me...
>>6582559
I told him I am a strict bottom and he said that's what he liked so idk, I'm game as long as he doesn't try to suck my shenis or want me to watch him dress up
>>6582516
Who would want to prostitute with him? The very thought is abhorrent.
>>6582517
>don't mind the merchant nose
Easier said than done.
>>6582518
You mean that you've never done stuff with a girl, or that you always remembered to say "no homo" after you did?
>>6582554
i should come back some time
but i gotta start transitioning first
and i have a feeling that's gonna take literally years
>>6582552
>steam
m-maybe
>>6582573
Other than the disgusting nose how do I look?
>>6582576
how are you still hanging around and not transitioning yet? you know exactly what it takes, come on.
michael moore looks like a hon
>>6582578
i think there were 2 or 3 discord servers
but yes, that was the one i was in and it was super nice
>>6582585
That server is full of lesbians and furries
>>6582581
I am probably the least suitable person here to answer those kind of questions.
>>6582588
is it? i haven't been there in a few months
oh well, rip
>>6582574
I'm pretty sure I've always said no homo after doing stuff with girls.
>>6582572
>me to watch him dress up
Oh god people do this
>>6582576
Takes most people 1 year. Just get on HRT ASAP and then get rid of facial hair. Wirk on your voice every day all day. Voice is the hardest part of transition.
>>6582578
Hi:-)
>>6582588
/mtfg/
>>6582582
>how are you still hanging around
first day that i've been back on in ages
i find that if i completely avoid the internet it's not so bad
>you know exactly what it takes, come on
i can't though
i'm getting closer, but at this rate i'll start hrt in 2037
are we still being quid?
>>6582599
No, only me
>>6582578
>I'll try to be less creepy
girl it is impossible to be creepier than i am
you can't out-creep the creep-master
Is this the mtfg thread? I've been looking for it but it isn't in the subject
>>6582595
Just in time to beat the great unix crash of 2038. Good plan.
>>6582580
gib
>>6582599
No, only me
>>6582593
Holy shit I just said "no hetero" (two years) after having sex with a guy, I'm a gold star lesbian again! Thank you elanna!
>>6582602
This is thread for men pretending to be women
>tfw date set up for next week
>tfw he's into anime and video games too
>tfw scared af for a first date
[PANIC]
its like I'm in middle school with wobbly knees again @_@;;
>>6582588
What is this discord thing? I'm new here. And I want to interact with like minded individuals who enjoy dressing up in women's clothing.
>>6582601
then why are you picking on me for being creepy :c
Also are you a chaser because otherwise I don't think you can be the creepiest
>>6582568
is it called /cutetrans/
>>6582593
If I don't remember hearing no homo does that mean you were respecting my identity as a boy?
>>6582362
>Scavullo
That was Gia's photographer right?
>hey gave me a full body shave, fingernails and toenails manicured, eyebrows tweezed, false lashes, and I had makeup covering almost everything above my waist. Freckles not allowed. I basically had a full beauty makeover, and it only took an hour for them to do it. Oh, my face was shaved and makeup reapplied twice during the day. BTW, they knew they were turning a teen boy into a woman. They even used a couple sets of add a cups to give me breasts.
Fuck I fantasized about something like this happening to me so much when I was a kid
Thanks for the information.
>>6582410
I unfiltered you ages ago but w/e
>>6582619
That's the server where hips selects his next victims
>>6582616
congratulations! good luck c:
>>6582618
>then why are you picking on me for being creepy :c
i was kidding i'm sorry desu!
i think you're cool and nice! :3
>>6582625
which is the good one :(
>>6582616
>again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc
>>6582624
you just told me this a week ago. w/e lol
>>6582615
finally, a thread for men like me
>>6582630
Oh my gosh <3
Thank you ^^
>>6582606
No probs
Remember, it's always ok if you remember to say it isn't gay
>>6582623
I guess it does
>>6582634
No o shit about it, she's a boy
>>6582631
The calzone zone. I think flannel also has a snooty private one for young transitioners where she and her friends call the rest of us hons
>>6582635
Yeah one made me horny so I unfiltered you.
I think I might delete grindr now lol
>tfw ur a girl
>>6582646
>grindr
>>6582593
Right on.
Nothing gay about wanting to cuddle a girl and gaze into her beautiful eyes while you caress her face and exchange a few light kisses. (no homo)
>>6582642
how young is young
im guessing you don't have a link to the calzone one :(
>>6582653
Look Im not really into the whole add ppl from here and chat on Skype thing anymore but get in touch with either pan or eleri.
>>6582648
>tfw ur an alpha male manly man
>tfw no gf
its a conflicting set of feels
officially changing my trip name
straight outta the psych ward
also I got a cis girl gf
>>6582615
Are men who aren't very good at it allowed?
>>6582642
What if yr young, but a hon? Is there a young hon discord?
>>6582648
>tfw you're a girl with a wall
>>6582651
Thank goodness, I was worried that enjoying that might make me at least a little gay.
>>6582658
did you eat her already?
>>6582656
Too good for us now huh? You pass now huh? You don't wanna be associated with freaks now huh?
>>6582616
Good luck korra :)
>>6582656
but ive never heard of those people before
Anyone got a good movie to recommend? Im board.
This is your chance to recommend your favorite movie, I know you want to.
>>6582667
The Toxic Avenger!!!!!!
>>6582663
Ehhh... I mean tbqh, yeah, not exactly all that, but I'm trying to be less trans woman and more woman, u know??
>>6582667
The Room
>>6582652
What is this Grindr? Is this a place where.men pretend to be women also?
>>6582627
ty bb I'm still hella scared tho
>>6582632
i-i not a normie ;(
>>6582667
A Serbian Film
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1273235/
>>6582667
Suicide club
>>6582649
don't i feel special in my vapid whore bubble
>>6582652
who cares tho i mean ur not gonna marry him
>>6582655
i wear unisex underwear like a real man
>>6582667
American History X
>>6582667
I watched the 1984 Ghostbusters today and it was pretty good
>>6582677
hey edie!
>>6582677
Idk I've had bad experiences with chasers before. This guy is daddy but ehhh, I just hope it's not weird or uncomfortable. I'm gonna meet him Friday probably
>>6582667
interstellar is really good
>>6582677
This is dissapointing. Perhaps I may not fit in here at all.
>>6582677
hell yes a other man here. where all the qt weeb gfs at edie? :(
>>6582667
the grifter
>>6582683
Seen this too, cmon people, what do you take me for.
Now quick! New movie recommendations, and make it snappy!
>>6582687
WOAH DOOD
TOO SPOOK
>>6582684
>tfw your suggestion is ignored
It's a really gr8 b movie!!!!!!
>>6582691
>dood
asshole
Does anyone here go running? I was planning on going this morning but my legs really ache after walking a ton yesterday, wondering if I can just take a painkiller and work through it
>>6582684
it's pretty spooky but more arty then anything
>>6582667
sympathy for mr. vengeance
>>6582684
>baked
Watch Rad
>>6582683
>SSTO in 130% Earth gravity
>Not just sending robots
>Communicating with love
>Good movie
>>6582670
>Heheheheh
>tfw mom tells you you look really bad with long hair
I only found this because of the op text
Remember to name the general
Also, one poor decision cost me an edh game so I'm a little upset because the deck still hasn't won
>>6582703
>tfw mom tells you you have man size feet
>>6582642
>I think flannel also has a snooty private one for young transitioners where she and her friends call the rest of us hons
>tfw seeing all the people who started in their teens, and my hon ass didn't start until twenty fucking three
>>6582697
is this actually good? Its reviews have been really mixed
>>6582680
hi who r u
>>6582682
it'll be finnneeeee. if he creeps you out then just run away.
>>6582685
are you a sassy sissy?
>>6582686
>girls
>not dating other men to strengthen your bond as an alpha male
ew. real men like other men.
>>6582708
i love giving girls boners with my writing
>>6582700
Still a good movie imo
We all have our own tastes though
>Tfw unironicly liked the love part
And the love trope usually doesn't work for me
>>6582692
i thought u were memeing me lmao is that an actual movie?
Lolno, cmon, toxic avenger? Really? Your name really does fit you.
>>6582694
Well geeze louise, sorry for triggering you, I call everyone dood but If you wanna be a special snowflake. But alright, dudette from now on.
>>6582695
>it's pretty spooky but more arty then anything
I cant handle spoop rn fuck that, if I was in company with someone Id watch spoopy shit. Not to hold onto em or anything gay I just feel safer with backup around.
>>6582697
>When aspiring model Jesse moves to Los Angeles, her youth and vitality are devoured by a group of beauty-obsessed women who will take any means necessary to get what she has.
Too chick flick for me.
>>6582698
This sounds pretty rad, I mite give it a watch.
>>6582708
Whats this shit about? and what year is the original.
>>6582707
is 20 young
>>6582712
Amy Victoria. I've given myself a superior name
>>6582715
(it's a shit movie and I've never seen it but it has terrible 80s tropes and bmx)
>>6582671
Get on messenger bish
>>6582719
hi amy/vikky
are you doing okay
>>6582723
pretty good, finally out of the psych ward
>>6582642
nah it's just for shitposting bb
do I have you on anywhere? I'll send you an invite
I FEEL LIKE IM BEING STABBED IN THE TITS
>>6582707
It's okay anon. That doesn't really help.
>>6582731
MAYBE UOU SHOULD TAKE THE KNIFE OUT OF UOUR CHEST
>>6582729
I don't need ur pity invite with al of u kids and ur hip g-growth... ;____;
I'm durr#3602 on discord
>>6582721
>I've never seen it
Rad is fucking R A D
It's a cheesy 80s movie with bmx racing and tricks thrown in, I wouldn't call it shit though, it's a decent watch if you are looking for a movie with bicycles.
>tfw used to race BMX and tour
fawkin' gr8 m8
>>6582735
t. Myna back from an adventure to another thread
>>6582715
Can't spoil.
It's the only torture porn film I've ever seen that could be edited down to PG-13 and not lose the impact.
DON'T read anything about it, you'll probably love it or hate it and it completely defies your expectations multiple times through the movie. One of my favorites though it certainly has flaws.
>>6582720
Icee icee
My bad
>>6582642
we need some adult supervision in there desu
>>6582728
dope, out of the ward and we get hit by the sweet storm, Phoenix ain't too bad today.
>>6582729
ill take one if you're giving them out!
nim#7638
Does my body pass?
>>6582743
I feel you pheonix anon, can't wait for the thunderstorm so I can sit out there and watch it.
>>6582745
Petite/10
>>6582745
yes and I'm totally jealous of it
>>6582745
We can't tell from your side. We need to see the hip:waist ratio
>>6582745
You pass really well!
>>6582715
Oh derp. 2008 is the year. The shit American remake is 2015, it literally got like a 3 percent on rotten tomatoes or something I think
>>6582734
Holy hell.
She got very orange.
>>6582745
wow
>>6582437
>altho desu I'm
who the fuck is flannel and why is he trying so hard to fit in on 4chan?
>>6582745
why do people take selfies in the bathroom?
surely you'd do it outside or something
at least in a room where you can fake the lighting
>>6582765
shh bb it's ok
>>6582765
flannel is fully ridgy didge ya cunt
>>6582767
a mental disorder is no excuse to use words that you don't know
>>6582752
It's nothing special
>>6582753
Go away
>>6582761
You got a link to a stream or something? if not im just gonna rewatch Scream again, I keep forgetting the ending and like, wtf all that shit in the kitchen was about. I really need to watch this shit sober.
oh and I actually got diagnosed with Bipolar, Borderline Personality Disorder, and PTSD
>>6582769
are you talking about desu? you do know t b h filters to it right?
>>6582769
go back to /r9k/ tbdesu
are patches good? im running out of estrogen vials for injections and getting ahold of more is gonna be hard, so im thinking of switching medium for a while
>>6582773
私は促進されました
>>6582696
i actually kind of like this more than oldboy です
>>6582737
Shit movie might be a bit harsh, I've mostly just seen it criticised for plot and the like but it seems like a really fun watch for people that like 80s cheese
How are you ladies doing tonight? Anyone else super horny? Thought I'd use my rainbow dildo in support for y'all
>>6582786
What are you
>>6582777
that wasn't all you got
>>6582786
Im gonna bet my money youre gonna upset at least half of the thread for just showing off your pussy.
Calling it now cartman best odds caller and gambler on the planet right here right now.
>>6582786
The only thing triggering to me is your sonic the hedgehog pyjamas
>>6582781
they're good, I get the most consistent levels using them compared to pills/inj
try them out for sure.
>>6582786
autistic pjs yo
>>6582786
just transition man
it isn't funny, it's tragic
we'll support you
there is good advice in the op if you need to find out where to start
who /litgbt/ here?
milton is the greatest pre-modern writer in the english language
don't ask virgil he already agreed with me
>>6582792
how are the dosages? im on 10mg a week now with injections
>>6582795
I've never read Paradise Lost.
>>6582734
Is that really Kim Petras?
Maybe the idea of genetics mattering more than age isn't just a hon meme after all.
>>6582796
>I Never will have a vagina
>>6582712
You know it! :3
>>6582795
The only shit I read about is military history, does anything else even really matter? Military history IS history, armies have moved more mountains than scientists or any faggy ass writers like milton.
History is love
History is life
>>6582799
Does that actually feel good just seems like it'd be uncomfortable going in on both sides
>>6582642
>snooty private one for young transitioners
Accurate. I am their resident hon.
>>6582786
What's worse, that you're wearing those pjs ironically or in earnest?
>>6582805
kill yourself my man
you are a god damn pathetic waste of existence
>>6582798
why are you even alive as a human being if you refuse to read some of the greatest prose ever written in not just English but any language humans have ever written in?
why even live?
>>6582805
>implying I don't like history as much as I love literature
humanitranny reporting in :^)
(also, nerd, writers are the people who give the generals and the armies and the leaders motivation and will to move mountains)
>>6582808
Can confirm that having things stuck in both holes is great
>>6582805
Pretty sure /lit/ deals mostly with fiction and you're such a stereotype, that 4chan dweller who bangs on about patriotism, racial purity and the "glories of war". Such a classic beta trying hard to be tough
>>6582797
10 mg a week? How many mg/ml in your vials?
>>6582800
Yeah that's kim. Genetics matter more than age but after a certain age it's not worth transitioning.
>>6582816
But you have a prostate so anal stimulation should actually feel good
>>6582808
It feels great! Having both your holes stuffed and feeling every nerve rubbed against is out of this world~
>>6582816
i just got fired for this post
>>6582821
cartman should read some Wilfred Owen, see what he thinks about the "glories of war" after that
so my dick leaks a lot of precum even when I'm not fully hard
my gf thinks it's cute, but I'm wondering if it'll change when I start hrt
will it stop when my libido goes down but come back once I get horny again? will I leak less overall after hrt?
does anyone have experience/knowledge of this type of thing?
>>6582797
I'm on .1mg x 2, twice weekly, depends on your levels if you get the .2s though.
Well I'm off to bed girls
Good night <3
>>6582828
You will leak less. Eventually you won't leak at all.
>>6582823
>but after a certain age it's not worth transitioning.
What age is that?
>>6582814
I know I'm a faggot and I should kill myself but it's STEM, having to read that takes away all your time for reading fiction. I used to read lots of fiction before I got deeper into science and maths.
>tfw qt af tripple D tittied tattoed nerd ex stripper
>download Pokemon go
>nothing near me
>one block over in rich neighborhood 10+ poke stops and a gym in one block because it's full of Roman statuary and fountains
I swear rich people have it super easy in life
>>6582703
My mom said I should do I ponytail but I look like shit when my forehead is exposed.
>>6582831
oh darn, that's too bad
>>6582832
For me it was 16. It changes based on how hard puberty fucked you.
this is the best response to my tinder bio i've received in awhile lmao
My girlfriend just sent me this pic of her
>>6582833
>Milton
>Fiction
>Implying
i'm gonna be an e/lit/ist right now but stuff like Milton and Coleridge and Woolf isn't "fiction", it's "literature". Yes, technically, it's not true, therefore it is, by definition "fiction", but when people talk about reading "fiction" these days they almost explicitly mean genre fiction, which is fine for entertainment and small amounts of literary merit, but is simply not on the same level as "true literature" such as Milton et al.
...sorry, I didn't mean to nerd out that much, desu. please forgive me, shakira-sama
>>6582783
it's better than old boy
>>6582786
I actually just came a few minutes ago and it was great.
I haven't had a good session in ages. It's usually just a shitty, cheap orgasm.
>>6582845
depending on whether theres a penis or vagina on the other side I have differing opinions on this picture
>dating people who pass better than you do
>>6582841
My iPhone isn't unlocked tho
>>6582854
>Mr Vengeance > Mrs Vengeance > Oldboy
I am in complete agreement with you anon.
>>6582821
Military history is just awesome, and I been playing with army men and idolizing the army, guns and war since I was a kid, get your sissifying techniques out of here cause it aint working on me. And everything you mentioned are traditional values, theres nothing wrong with patriotism nor the glories of war, fuck you Shakira.
>>6582827
I'd rather be in a war and make up my own opinion about it or die trying, I dont need crybabies telling me war is shitty, no fucking shit, but so is police work and you can still get a kick and thrill out of that. Why do you think all the ranks are filled with triggerhappy cowboys anyways. People are so disconnected from killing nowadays because we dont have to hunt and kill our food anymore because we have it slaughtered en mass on an industrial scale in factories with the meat neatly wrapped into clean packages.
>>6582854
>objectively inferior
>>6582859
>not dating cis girls
>>6582862
t. Sheltered suburban kid
>>6582823
1ml. i dont get how patch dosages work can someone explain??
>>6582862
you are the biggest faggot on /lgbt/
>>6582850
lmaao well i mean this is my tinder bio and half of the fun for me regarding tinder is the opening messages i get.
a lot of guys just go "wait why would they be disappointed" and that in itself is a disappointment.
>>6582846
thats like my 8th pair of those, I'm not poor but I don't live across the street with cherubs rubbing one out into fountains like the Richie riches
>>6582859
>dating girls
>>6582865
>being AGP
i h8 edie and faye
>>6582862
kys jingo FUCK
>>6582876
this jelly
>>6582858
Vagina, trans ladies don't get those hips.. Unless they transition at like 12.
>>6582862
>le anarcho-primitivist face :^)
christ, girl, you remind me of myself when I was 17
"m-m-muh masculinity lost when we don't hunt any more, m-m-muh primitive hunter/gatherer life style is better than modern life, m-m-muh...!"
pls grow up
i'm not telling you to think that war and combat isn't a worthwhile endeavour, because, well, it is - you're just thinking it's a worthwhile endeavour for the wrong reasons, which is where my frustration with you is coming from
>>6582719
>Amy Victoria
>>6582881
>yfw someday he joins the fucking Swedish military, fails miserably and gets kicked out, then brags about it
>>6582882
I'm 24 how do you think i feel?
>>6582859
>Dating a tranny ever
baka
Why
>>6582864
trust me i used to think that objective assessments of media and fiction were authoritatively impossible, too
then i studied literature, and realized that, while subjective assessments of media and fiction are perfectly valid, there IS such a thing as an objective assessment, as well
>>6582866
>>6582878
>>6582881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLkdkMst8j8
>>6582886
>being a coke head
>tfw your gf is all you care about
>>6582786
Where did you get that top?
Link?
>>6582851
I just came too, but they dildo was a bit big so I'm a bit sore.
>>6582885
like me but a year older?
>>6582886
sup basehead, y'all breakup yet?
>>6582884
that's honestly my other problem, tho
i don't mind actual jingos who have the balls (lol) to put their money where their mouth is and actually go out and engage in some jolly ol' violence for king and country, pip pip cheerio!
it's these fags that pretend to be all tough when really they'd cry for their mommies within five minutes of combat that drive me up the wall
>>6582888
look trust me i have plenty of destructive tendencies but you're going about it all wrong
>>6582888
fuck off im not watching your video
>>6582879
>jealous of pussy
jealous I don't have one desu
>>6582753
please tell me this pic is legit
it would make my life to know T-swizzles is a /b/tard
>>6582890
>tfwyktf
>>6582900
it's fake as hell.
>>6582889
Sorry that I like the BEST drug?
>popular and aesthetic
>expensive
>helps loose weight
What's the problem
>>6582887
I agree, but when it's two similar movies that's a little far to go
It's a really nice night out tonight, go for a walk!!
>>6582905
Holy shit she confirmed it wow like wow she actually does coke
>>6582892
I got it at anime expo D: but I think I saw an Amazon sign on the booth?
>>6582907
I live in the country, don't wanna get run over by cars desu
>>6582904
figures.
>>6582905
when are you moving onto crack?
reminder to all kayla did the meme
I want (You)s
;(
>>6582895
>thinking transitioning makes you not a faggot anymore
>>6582907
I went out for a burger and a shake and ended up playing pokemon go for 2 hours.
>>6582901
I was using this trip the last time I posted with a trip
>>6582911
you know what's great? Putting cocaine in your Coca Cola
Tastes good
I don't usually pay for it myself though
>>6582912
Ohhh ok Ty!
I was gonna go to anime expo but I changed my mind.
Will you post a full pic of the top?
I really want it lol
>6582918
only if you renounce christ
>>6582918
pretty
>>6582907
ok i'll go for a walk through my ghetto low-income neighborhood!
if i'm not back within a half-hour i got attacked and brutally murdered!
cya later! c:
>>6582893
>(you)
tfw you're an agp transbien so this doesn't trigger you
>>6582918
>(you)
>>6582918
{use}
im sick of stupid and or hateful people
>>6582915
Lol
Actually
I sell crack.
I get coke for free from a sd; then I split that and keep half for myself; and the other half I dilute and sell to college students
>>6582925
This kills the Kiwi
>tfw seeing all of the other trannies in this thread talk about their gfs and i'm sitting here alone not having had any close physical contact with anybody in over a year in a half
please just kill me now and end my suffering, desu
>>6582925
>ok i'll go for a walk through my ghetto low-income neighborhood!
ikr, brb getting shot or mauled by some huge dog.
what's with ghettos having dogs bigger than the fences meant to hold them ?
>>6582932
I can't wait until the police kick your door in
>>6582927
So....
How about that Pence guy??
Serious question.
Would any of you sleep with a black guy?
Would you date a black guy?
Not hoodrat gangsta scum. I'm talking a normal black guy.
I'm asking because I know a lot of you were caucasian males, and you despise all black people because of the shit that some do.
I mean they same could be said with whites. Should someone in the middle east hate all whites because some oil hungry weedhead sent his tin soldiers into their sandbox?
>>6582940
Good choice imo
>>6582919
transition made me 100zs the faggot I think about dicks all the time now :(
>>6582932
making your ancestors proud.
>>6582925
don't forget the knife!
you don't want to be empty-handed when someone mugs you, they'll just beat you up if you don't have anything to give them.
>>6582939
My mom is a cop and my dad is works closely with a law firm, so doubtful
And I'm not stupid enough to sell it myself;
"now when i hear the word veggie burger, it strikes terror in my heart"
"Oh yeah, it actually makes me violent"
"I would disown my child if they were a vegetarian"
carnists are so mean!!!
>>6582942
sure, half of the people i've dating have been poc
>>6582942
i would but my face is not passable
>>6582949
Do you sell cds though?
>>6582942
I've slept and dated both black guys and girls before - ironically, the only black guy I dated was really shy, meek, and demure, and I sort of "wore the pants", so to speak
At this point though I'm more comfortable with girls.
You should transition so we can be cute girls together <3
>>6582951
Hitler was a vegetarian.
>>6582926
meme stolen ty c: that first post was am elaborate ruse to b8 out memes m88.
u got tricked rofl :^)
>>6582942
I think black people are sexier than asian ppl imo.
Just preference. I really like dreads too. And afros are comfy af. So yes.
I'm the next Edie bitches
>>6582954
>Although my parents are immigrants
and the lies never stop
>>6582963
word? if you sell camel crush I'm down
>>6582964
lol no
you do your lips better than her
>>6582951
>carnists
I want to look like edie....
Song about my transgender feels I had before I unwillingly had to detransition
https://soundcloud.com/etotheipi/leaving-it-behind
>>6582964
Well get a name and a trip. then, you too can be a "doll face™ "
>>6582964
well you look much better than edie so great start
>>6582963
>You still have a crush on me?
Yes
>I'm not a junkie; that would imply I'm addicted or out of control
Junkies are the last to realize they are out of control. But w/e it's your life.
>>6582924
(Tu) quien eres?
You're all beautiful and I love you all.
>>6582964
Oh ffs. When will this degeneracy end?
Body shot plox
Tfw no one's trip crush... I took a photo of me in a maid outfit today...too bad no one is interested..
You're all hons and I hate you all.
>>6582980
Kek
And
KEK
I snort instead of eating though
And I only eat every 2 days
>>6582988
Show pic
Maybe you can be my trip crush
>>6582942
I'm not into masculine people, are there any cute black femboys out there?
>>6582988
lemme see beep!
>>6582990
>glorifying being a crackhead
never change
>>6582989
I hate me for being a hon but I can't will my face to change so what can I do about it?
>>6582988
I'll be ur crush if you wanna beepy *head pat*
>>6582993
Me?
This is a pre hormones pic
>>6582984
K
What should my trip name be
>>6582988
i don't really have a trip crush
i don't have the dedication to stalk someone
>>6582990
>tfw your trip crush laughs at you
>>6582998
that's not you
>>6582995
But I just said I don't do crack
I do pure coke
>>6583000
>What should my trip name be
"!Imcis"
>>6583000
WTF
EDIEV2
So what's the current drama girls!?!?
>>6583000
>What should my trip name be
the real dollface
>>6582832
It's always worth it if you got bad GD but chances are you're going to never be happy/KYS if you start after 16-18
>>6582996
Kayla a cute
>>6583007
i should have kept my balls, flushed my hrt, and re manned up
>>6583007
>that picture
fuck it's so tru that i'm laughing while crying tears of sadness fucking kill me
I just wanna be stealth I just wanna be stealth I just wanna be stealth I just wanna be stealth I just wanna be stealth I just wanna be stealth I just wanna be stealth I just wanna be stealth
>>6582982
I'm the anon you confused for your friend last time lmao, sorry. I'll stop using spanish from now on
>>6583012
No bad thoughts Kayla. You will be fine.
>>6582964
Woah... your what she strives to be with all her makeup she wears, but wtf you're naturally pretty.
wait so how do i get a fucken trip
How did I do, I'm confused, also that neighborhood had a ton or lure modules
>>6583015
>>6583000
Post pic of gt
who /dumb/?
>spend five minutes trying to find the new general
>can't find it
>start making a new one
>realise that this one isn't even that close to image limit
>>6583020
bullshit, I am hideous and I can't be hideous because its not letting me pass and if I can't pass then I cant be a girl and if i can't be a girl then I want to end my life
>>6583000
Bby u so cute. Glad you're finally socializing here
alright /litgbt/
who was the better poet? wordsworth or coleridge?
>tfw this year's festival gear is missing something and I don't know what
Halp
>>6582942
I would. I don't care. As long as you're well educated and treat me nice. And don't smoke.
>>6583029
But you are a girl :-)
>>6583031
i love ya'lls obsession with me t b h. tho i don't understand why you don't just post recent photos of me that are bad.
>>6583033
>who was the better poet
>>6583029
kayla i honestly don't know if anything i say can make you feel any better but i do just want to say that i feel those sorts of feelings as well - not exactly your feelings, of course - but i understand that thought process, that mental roadmap that leads you down that sort of thinking
all i really want to say, girl, is that you're not alone <3
>>6583029
you're not that ugly, you just need to fix your teeth
>>6583033
I'm uncultured and haven't read anything by either, sorry.
>>6583039
i'm an ugly man who has to live as a man because I can't even get electrolysis. I jumped the meme gun and got a huge thing done thinking it would make my beard hair finer and easier to zap and now my fucking crotch hurts
>>6583036
>How did you do it?
"hey shrink I want to be a girl and I will cut my own balls off if you don't get me in with a urologist right away"
Aww shit son you in the wrong neighborhood
>>6583037
a bunch of glowy shit and stuff on your wrists
also how many years have you had that poster on your wall by now?
>>6583024
Fucking noob I was born in pokemon you merely adopted it
>>6583037
arm and leg coverings
you are practically naked
>>6583050
this game is addicting as fuck stop it your making me want to play it
>>6582964
I feel a bit responsible for anon calling you discount Edie any time you posted
>>6583049
That worked? Damn. That was ballsy of you. (You don't look like a man at all, seriously now.)
>>6583041
It's great to see the queen brought down a few pegs every now and then
>>6583049
I want Kayla to be my wife.
>>6583049
>She actually regrets it
Why would it do any more than AAs already did?
I might have to live for a boy or a month or so for my family, but good news, I'm getting a place for myself and my gf <3 I love her so much and I'm so excited. I'll have my own place, the love of my life, and the chance to try to be stealth in a new town!!!
>>6583048
Yeah; that's nice and all; but I'm gonna continue to standby
>if you're not: [living as /presenting as/gendered as /recognized as /speaking as] female then you aren't female
That can change later though, just look at cait Jenner and Rosie!
I love Gil Scot heron btw; glad to see you have som decent opinions lol
>>6583060
masochism the post
>>6583060
you must have an ugly fetish
>>6583048
poetry is the greatest form of literature, beyond anything prose or drama could ever attempt to do
>>6583046
just go fucking read kubla khan along with tintern abbey - both of them will take you less than ten minutes, and they're exemplary of Coleridge's and Wordsworth styles and themes, respectively
>>6583010
;~;
I know I'm probably not gonna be happy with my results, but I feel like I have to at least try.
But on the bright side, if I do end up unhappy / killing myself then it's not like I'm worse off than before I started, since back then I was going to kill myself anyway.
>>6583056
But she's prettier than Edie, so I guess that makes Edie the discount Edie lmfao
>>6583057
>(You don't look like a man at all, seriously now
no its worse, I look like a ten dollar fuck toy from Tijuana who does the donkey show
>>6583047
it's really creepy tbqh lmao
>>6583058
you think that posting old photos of me and making me into something aspirational, making my name a title, and calling me the queen of mtfg brings me down a few pegs? what's wrong with you people?
anybody wanna chat?
just like normal conversation
im really disconnected and im
well desperate for conversation
slightly
>>6583022
#(phrase here)
the phrase or random combo will result in different tripcodes.
you need a # first.
>>6583024
i wish i had a scyther.
but iguess its good
idk what a good thingy is.
>>6583052
yours looks a helluva lot better than my group looks.
Though I have to just go with whatever shows up in my room so I don't get many.
>>6583055
Bitches followed me home
>>6583071
>I look like a ten dollar fuck toy from Tijuana who does the donkey show
oh shit i see it lol
>>6583073
I want all the eevees omg they're cute and they spawn by the truck load out here
Also like there were 30 people playing in that neighborhood it was cray
>>6583073
Marowak is pretty fucking rare. Discord? I'm bored.
>>6583051
>stuff on wrists
Fuck, that's what I was forgetting, I threw out all my kandi a few years back. Thanks, looks like I'm just gonna need to replace it with glow bracelets or something.
Also, like 3 years
>>6583054
>you are practically naked
That's the idea yeah
>>6583071
You'd pass as one of these middle aged reck neck middle heavy slutty women that hang out at bars in Podunk areas of texas
alright then i'm taking it upon myself to single-handedly make this thread more cultured and well-read
let's start with some simple, light reading:
https://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/j/joyce/james/j8f/episode1.html
Finnegans Wake, by James Joyce
i expect you all to prepare an analytical essay about Joyce's techniques and themes for me by tomorrow morning
get on it, ladies!
>>6583085
but thats not what I was trying to go for at all
transition didn't work on me, everyone else gets to pass but me and im fucking sick of it
>>6583082
Im not in any servers so Isla#9989 is who youd have to add for me.
also i caught a marowak yesterday and i was happy about it
>>6583081
for fire name pyro
electric is sparky
and i think that the water one is rain?
like you name them that and when you evolve them they evolve into the ones you want
i get a lot of eevees so i guess im lucky
or maybe not.
>>6583088
why fucking golducks of all things
i'm trying my hardest!!!
>>6583067
plz dont judge me but I've been reading Rupi Kaur's Milk and Honey
>>6583087
no1curr
/lit/ p l s s t a w p
>>6583092
>dope fiend calling other people trash
You're not even trans. Get out of here and go back to gaygen.
>>6583087
>adelaide.edu.au
fug
>>6583085
lmao i know women just like that
I'm literally the laziest Pokemon catcher
>>6583092
>Kierkegaard
sorry, I'm a follower of Camus
if you'd like we can discuss the fact that it's impossible for humanity to know God and His purpose for us and thus it is better to simply live life as one chooses, rather than attempt to attain some false objective divine reason that we can never truly know
>>6583094
>Postmodernist trash
go and fucking stay go
>>6583087
Cool. This is a notoriously difficult to read book though...club would probably go smoother with dubliners or something.
>>6583094
Good girl
>>6583104
is that pidgey on your fucking crotch
>>6583109
yes that pidgeon is trying to eat a worm
>>6583087
Ayyylmao.
>>6583104
Looking for your weedle :^)
>mfw pokémon isn't autistic enough for me
never thought i'd see the day
>>6583107
i was joking
i love James Joyce - he's easily in my favorite modern era prose writer - but i've never been able to read either Finnegans Wake or Portrait from start to finish in entirety, just bits and pieces here and there
Dubliners is a masterpiece of short fiction collections, though. would you like to discuss how Araby is the story about losing faith in God?
>>6583068
Yeah that was pretty much my thought process. I feel like the KYS point is getting closer and closer but I got some stuff to try before that still
>>6583092
idu as to when mtfg turned into such trash lmao
at least we have each other and the mafia. soon all those who oppose us will be pseudo murdered.
>>6583063
Yes, yes I understand, of course. I'm working on it, you'll see the result one day
I had a feeling we may have similar musical tastes, you were posting funk a while ago, I think I was the only person who responded (with Chaka Khan IDK if that's your kind of funk). Anyway you do know I have a radio show that I've been promoting on here for like ever right?
https://soundcloud.com/user-954054996
>>6583067
I prefer prose
REALITY CHECK:
Y O U A L L H A V E P E N I S E S
>>6582964
Would breed, you even look like you got a phat ass.
>>6583112
>>6583121
but poetry is condensed meaning and emotion - it takes the size of prose and makes it dense, compact. it says in two words what prose says in twenty, which not only saves space, but also, more importantly, allows for meaning and emotion to strike the reader in greater amounts at once.
there is absolutely no reason to prefer prose, in general, over poetry.
>>6583129
>Legendary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjQl08tWu0Y
>>6583126
WHO'S THAT POKEMON?
>>6583123
Sometimes I wonder.
>>6583123
This is demonstrably untrue, wanna see my muff?
>>6583129
girl dicks are best!
>>6583136
Can we please?
>>6583063
And sorry for deleting you on skype it was because you called me a weirdo
>>6583136
I think we've seen it enuff by now, post more qt fits
>>6583134
Can't stump the trumpimon
>>6583136
>wanna see my muff?
different anon but yes
>>6582964
>>6582964
Fuck that, you're in a whole nother league of hotness.
New queen of MTFG!
>>6583139
Absurdists have purpose - we just recognize it as a "false", meaningless purpose, and that some sort of "true", meaningful purpose exists there, out beyond our capacity for knowledge.
>>6583093
Oh I meant for that to imply they were extras and he had better stronger stuff. There's a lot of historical buildings where I live and theyre all pokestops. I haven't been to it yet but I'm hoping this week.
I'm trying to plan out a team of 6 to use. I'm thinking, ninetails, cloyster,alakazam,vileplume/victreebel, dragonair/nite.I'd need one more.
>>6583123
but no balls
>>6583127
Interesting argument. You see I always mistook it's brevity for pretentiousness. I thought the lack of detailed explanation was an attempt to look more mysterious and high-level.
>>6583142
>we've seen it enuff
I've literally never posted it tho
>>6583144
>>6583140
I'll find some cute pantsu then
>>6583136
So you got yourself one of them pseudo vaginas eh?
>>6583150
I wanna cum in Faye
>>6583152
ahh.well i dont think teams matter much but maybe the ydo not sure.
>>6583143
you're a good girl!!!
>>6583156
Camus is the king of pretentiousness, I won't disagree there. But being pretentious doesn't mean one is wrong. I will fully admit that his explanations on absurdism don't really make fully fleshed out arguments, but the assertions he does make are logical in and of themselves.
1. We cannot know God, or what purpose He has for us.
(Debatable, of course, but consider this an axiom more than an assertion.)
2. If we cannot know God or the purpose He has for us, then it is impossible to know the "true" or "objective" purpose for our life and for reality.
3. If it is impossible to know the "true" or "objective" purpose for our lives, then it is pointless to both seek out objective purpose and to claim that the purpose we champion is objective.
4. Therefore, it is best to recognize one's purpose as purely subjective and, in an absolute sense, a "false" purpose, while recognizing that some "true" purpose exists out there, but God and His reasons are unknowable, and thus, from our own perspectives, irrelevant to us and our lives.
Can the rat know what the human desires of it? Even more importantly, -should- the rat care about what the human desires of it?
That is the concept which is central to Absurdism. I apologize on behalf of Camus for his inability to express it better.
>>6583165
a lot of people do.
>>6583169
^_^ pet me
>>6583165
Don't let your dreams be memes or I'm going to stay a virgin
>>6583175
Your body is nowhere near my cock or I would :(
>>6583171
The Stranger is to Camus as Atlas Shrugged is to Rand
Okay, I apologize, that's a terrible comparison since The Stranger is actually good prose.
My point is, however, is that the purpose of The Stranger was merely philosophical - Meursault is meant exclusively as a shining example of Camus' "Absurd Man", a person who faces the Absurd head on, as Camus would have all of us do.
...personally, I like Camus' short stories better, even if I enjoy The Stranger for what it is. I feel like Camus' short stories - see "Exile and the Kingdom" - have far more literary merit than his novels or essays. I'm more of a lit-head than a philosopher, anyways
how does it feel to get cummed in?
>>6583184
bloated
>>6583172
well put me cute kitty arm warmers on me and gimme some rainbow stockings and call me sissyphesus! I gotta shoulder the giant boulder of dysphoria and AGP and still be happy!!
>>6583184
Like a holiday to Wollongong.
>>6583184
Want me to help you find out?
>>6583175
You're my good little pup! I'll take you for a walk!!
>>6583186
Awww we got those in Japan town together
>>6583184
not that good.
>>6583190
Nuuuuu. ;_;
>>6583171
w/e I unblocked you anyway. Night :)
>>6583172
This is deep stuff which I cannot take in now because it's 5am and I'm switching off. However I like you and would like to speak more about this. My skype is shakira.s11 otherwise I hope you're around in future threads
Unlike the vast majority of people in science, engineering and mathematics I actually have great appreciation for the arts which is why it has always troubled me that I did not understand poetry. It probably won't ever be my thing but I at least want to appreciate what it's all about instead of a haughty dismissal
>>6583186
>Sissyphesus
i'm fucking dead holy shit
honestly though the whole thing about "The Myth of Sisyphus" is that Camus was trying to explain the concept that being happy in a situation which one should normally be miserable in - I.E. the general state of life itself - is sort of an act of rebellion. It's like "turning the other cheek", in a sense. Life, God, whomever, expects you to be miserable, but you are happy, instead.
Imagine the slap in the face that causes.
It is petty, yes, sure, definitely, absolutely. But not any more petty than Life/God already are.
>>6583190
>replies to dubs
oтличнaя paбoтa!
ive had fast food every day for like a week and now my heart hurts
is it true that theres a database anon or is that a boogeyman?
>>6583193
As long as I can play Pokemons
>>6583188
straya out
>>6583199
Thanks - I'm uncomfortable with Skype but I'll probably be around in future threads.
Also please don't take any of my elitism/arrogance seriously, it is (mostly) in jest. I don't think less of you for preferring prose over poetry.
>>6583202
what do you mean by database?
>>6583202
'strewth
s t a y w o k e
>>6583200
yeah
I just gotta keep going
even if life is absurd
even if I gotta wear a mask and have no real purpose, it's best to just be happy
I found Sisyphus to be a good analogy
>>6583204
isn't this melbourne vs fremantle general?
>>6583201
That's not how this works :(
>>6583202
Yes there is someone with literally hundreds of photos maybe multiples
>>6583209
Red is a very smart girl, who I want to cum in.
>>6583213
aren't dubs easy to come by on lgbt anyway?
>>6583215
>red
>very smart
>girl
pick one
>>6583222
i always pick red
>>6583209
honestly I always found happiness in Camus to be more of a means to an end than an end in and of itself - happiness is rebellion against God/Life, and while happiness may be enjoyable on its own, its the rebellion that it accomplishes which is more important in general
But, still, don't let me high-falutin nonsense keep you from being happy, desu <3
>>6583221
All you need to know about Joyce is that he epitomizes the genius writer:
Miserable, in pain, and suffering for most of his life, and only achieved recognized "genius" status after his penniless, horrific, and slow death.
Also kind of a dirty old man.
>>6583222
Don't be such a cunt, Red is nice.
CUTE
>>6583231
ty bb
>>6583215
pound me after I read poetry to you!
>>6583220
Oh.
I sort of do.
I also have a 24/7 full image archiver of /lgbt/.
I won't repost anything tho.
It's also pretty disorganised.
"database" is a term which I would consider optimistic.
anyone know where I can get cute and comfy pajamas?
f21 is kinda letting me down
RRREEEEE I WANT A CUNNY
>tfw your gf wrote you a note in your journal about how she can see herself marrying me and getting a house with me
>I write back that I was thinking the same thing and I was just too scared to talk about it.
>tfw a girl actually loves me
>tfw happiness exploding in my chest
>mfw unofficially engaged
>>6583184
Squishy and satisfying
>>6583236
That sounds sweet, are you gonna tell me ones you wrote yourself?
>>6583241
What's that?
>>6583244
groß
>>6583237
Holy hips
>>6583239
>anyone know where I can get cute and comfy pajamas?
>f21 is kinda letting me down
Pls it's an emergency.
>tfw no gf to read Coleridge to or to have other poetry read to me
please just fucking kill me
what will it take to find a litgirl
i'd even settle for a litboy at this point, desu
>tfw nobody who shares my hobbies and passions is interested in me
JUST
It's so lewd here right now.
>>6583252
Brooks brothers
>>6583238
huh well thats interesting
>>6583237
and this is triggering
>>6583253
you can read to me!!
>>6583237
just stop, you are making me jealous
>>6583244
Was getting dubs part of your plan?
;)
DOES ANYBODY WANT TO READ MY POETRY
IT'S ALL FUCKING GARBAGE AND GOT REJECTED FROM THE LIT MAGS I SUBMITTED IT TO BUT MAYBE YOU FUCKING DORKS WILL LIKE IT
>>6583257
hey lizzy!
>>6583255
Why should I have to get you drunk? I'd rather be level headed and not take advantage of you. But I promise you won't be disappointed with what you pull out.
>>6583255
Here you go, a good chance is that this could be your vagina if you get SRS!
>>6583257
>introvert trannies pent up on hormones
Not sure what you expected.
>>6583271
it looks like roast beef lol
>>6583271
better than a peen
>>6583278
It's a common transvagina
"Hey so you're a trans girl, do you like to top?"
OkCupid is a mistake
>>6583277
This is true I guess. I'm not pent up though and I'm an introvert.
>>6583281
you can leave the v and the a out and just call it a transgina
>>6583242
>Known each other for one week
>Wants to marry
>Doesn't know amy victoria has extra chromosome
Back to the Looney Bin.
>>6583282
You gotta let him finish.
"...your ice cream with hundreds and thousands?"
>>6583282
>"Hey so you're a trans girl, do you like to top?"
>OkCupid is a mistake
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA so truuuuuuuuuue
they all wanted me to top so I delete the account
>>6583290
>6583266
I did though.
>>6583291
I'm the captain of the comfy pajamas brigade. I can definitely help.
>>6583292
since i changed mine to say im trans ive gotten no likes
>>6583286
wow fuck you I hate you
have some of my edgy retarded poetry then:
"Six Months"
today the doctor told me that i have only six months left
only six months left to spend with my family and friends
i won't be able to finish school in six months
after all, i've only got six months left
i'll never get to have the experience of a career
i won't be able to get married or have kids
i'll never be able to buy a car
after all, i've only got six months left
thank god in heaven above
that i've only got six months left
i never get asked to top on okc...
>>6583295
ok.... :D
>waits patiently for advice
>>6583285
This is actually a good idea. Props to you, miss cock
>>6583298
It weren't me then.
I don't really want a gf, so it would be the kind of joke I would make.
>>6583302
Because you're a girl silly
>>6583286
Well, if you weren't drunk before we started I promise you'll be drunk on cock in no time.
lab grown robo vaginas when
>>6583302
Will you top me on OKC?
New thread when
>>6583307
ahh oh well.
>>6583299
You're like a 17 year old white kid from the mid west, right?
sollen wir ein neuer thread machen?
>>6583319
Would you date post op post frs girls?
>>6583320
23 year old white kid from California
>>6583319
I told you this shit is edgy and retarded
have some more:
"Olive Farming"
all my life
i've been an olive farmer
the seeds for my olive trees
were planted when i was young
and ever since i came of age
i've been picking those olives
every day i go out
and pick freshly grown olives
i don't cure them or ferment them, though
i just store all of the olives in my house
in an overwhelmingly large
devastatingly huge
crushingly gigantic
mountain of olives
>>6583303
why? im literally so boring. you have bad taste in girlyboys
>>6583321
Woah girl, calm down a little bit, gotta let a guy get it in first before you start going cock crazy. But I do like your enthusiasm!
>>6583327
>i just store all of the olives in my house
>in an overwhelmingly large
>devastatingly huge
>crushingly gigantic
>mountain of olives
Wat
>>6583299
if i make this into a song how can i tell people you wrote it
>10pm
>I'm rdy to go home I'm tired
>2 hrs pass I'm still dying wanting to go home and shower
>autist friend finally realized I'm annoyed af and ready to go home
autism is a handicap
>>6583335
you can tease me maybe...
>>6583328
Ur in the top 5 cutest here though
>>6583340
are you both autistic?
>>6583288
>le "you've only known eachother for x time you can't x" meme
we spent 15 days together all day every day, staying up late, playing cards with each other all the time and talking about life, and when it comes to people I care about/Idealize I tend to escalate fast, but I wasn't the one that initiated that note.
>inb4 le maymay bait response XD
>>6583340
only if you let it be one
>>6583334
i'm going to keep posting more for as long as you keep responding to me, as a warning:
"Crown of Thorns"
they tell me
it was for us that
He bore that Cross
He was Crucified upon it
He wore that Crown of Thorns
He did all of this
in order to Save us
i mean
it's not like
i don't appreciate
the gesture
but
one Man doing this
doesn't really change
our own lot in life
it's as they say
we all have
our own Crosses to bear
we are all
Crucified in our own ways
we all wear
our own Crown of Thorns
Father, forgive this world
for it knows not what it does
>>6583336
it's a metaphor about how i'm slowly being crushed and destroyed by my own bitterness that I myself have been growing and cultivating my entire life
>>6583338
please don't spread my garbage around any more than i already am; i don't want people to suffer more in hearing or reading this trash
except you nerds. i want you nerds to suffer.
>>6583334
Woohoo!:3 I usually lurk here but I always thought you were cute~
I might establish a trip soon though
>>6583342
I promise when we're actually doing it that I'll be sure to tease you plenty with lots of rubbing around your hole while also kissing and licking parts of you, you'll be squirming and moaning~