Would you hold hands with me if I bought you one?

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>>6567216
>mfw this thing exists.
What a lonely, isolated world this is...

But yes, obviously.

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c-can it let senpai in cali play n64 with me

Why not.

>>6567216
This is so depressing.

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>>6567270
wait till you find out about the exciting world of teledildonics

>>6567730
tfw no teledildonic bf

>>6567730
>>6567216
>>6567270
We deserve nuclear fire.

>>6567216
>>6567730
How do these work anyway?
Also, are there dildos that can distort their own shape very significantly?
It'd be hot to modify a teledildo so that it senses when it was inside you and swelled up with a knot like a doggy cock :3

>>6567730
All this does is detect the amount each partner moves, and performs only one function based on that.
The male masturbator performs vaginal contractions when the female stimulates her dildo, and the dildo rotates when the male masturbator is fucked.

Nothing more than a gimmick.

>>6570213
maybe but this >>6570311
deserves it more.

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>>6567216
I would.
But I don't want to become a hand holding slut so please do not share my hand with other people.

>>6567216
yes, anon. I care about you. I would even
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJXkL7bcQR0
with you

>>6570311
fucking furries. ruin everything

>>6567216
As long as you pay for it, I'm not spending money on that fucking scam

>>6570434
Sauce?

>>6567216
So can I get a long-distance handie?

>>6570311
There's a lot of different manufacturers for teledildonics, I'm sure you could find some that thrust and whatnot

Shouldn't it be shaped more like a hand?

>>6571381
of course but it wold be too expensive to make. Most of the muscles that articulate the hand are in the arms, linked by tendons.

>>6570701
>Sauce?
Marinara.

>>6567730
>fake profile
>you think you are having sex with a qt from denmark
>in reality you are fucking king mggwengo from nigeria