Cis LesGen

>>6565946
>tfw no happening junkie gf to follow current events in turkey while snuggled up under blanket and drinking tea

>>6566066
What kind of tea?

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>>6566066
>junkie
groce

Housemate asked to borrow my car for the day. Told her yes, am i wrong to expect that she should return it to me with the same amount of petrol that i remember leaving it with? I didn't say it but if she's a decent person she better or I'm gonna loosen some of her teeth.

>"Anon why are your nails so short?"
>"I have a girlfriend now."
>"...huh. Makes sense I guess. Have fun."

That was a surprisingly simple way to come out.

>>6566347
I personally wouldn't think to do that unless I went a considerable distance.
As long as she didn't return it to me with the idiot light on, then I personally wouldn't think about it.

>>6566485
I'm pretty sure some people here have tried that already during their denial phase and it didn't work.

>>6566485
>tfw you convince a gold star to try girItinkler for the first time and she doesn't want to go back to dating cis girls again
I've come to the conclusion """lesbians""" settle for vagina havers because they can't get dick, but once they get dick they never go back.

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>>6566347
>petrol
You foreign folk are a hoot.

>>6566371
Bringing up your girlfriend off-handedly is a nice way to come out now that I actually have one.

Just came back to my mothers house, and I dont know what to feel.

>>6566755

What happened?

>>6566510
lesbian here and I came to the conclusion lesbians settle for vagina havers because dicks are disappointing

>>6566868
idk anon, I kinda have to agree with the other anon. I mean I've been lurking lesgen for a while because I'm lonely and I like the attention. I wouldn't be posting on lesgen if I was fit and attractive and a qt boy gave me attention
;-;

>>6566966
men's attention is worthless anyway, all they want is empty their balls inside your ass to feel better about their manhood
lesbian love = pure love

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>>6565946
>How's your summer so far
I'll be having a family pool party in a couple of days and am already anticipating all the "so anon, tell us about guys... Any boyfriends yet? ;))" questions and the awkward "eh.. I haven't found the right guy yet" or give them ambiguous answers, leaving them thinking I'm currently eyeing some guy.
It's starting to get weird and I wouldn't be surprised if my cousins and uncles were to start suspecting. I'm a 20yo college student who's moderately attractive and yet has never dated in her life...

I just want a cute girl who'll snuggle me any chance she gets and tell me I'm cute.

>>6567019
Ignore the lesbo-hating trannies, they're just trying to give what they think they get and doing a really bad job at it.

However, I never expected originality from people who fall for gender tropes so hard they think being a pathetic subbie girly boy makes them mentally female.

Guys where to find this shirt it sold out ; . ; I wanted to wear it to pride next year and other gay shit

http://www.jollychic.com/p/girls-front-stripes-white-sweatershirt-g192327.html?utm_ref=prod_prs-pc_voo_gl_JS_2

I'm really upset.

I was in the park playing Pokemon Go with a couple friends and they left and I was like "I'll just wait until our lure goes away" and these fucking ultra normies intentionally bumped into me really hard so that I fell into the fountain.

Fucking reee, real life Nidoking to destroy my enemies when?

>>6567272
Fight or call the police next time.

>>6567296
I'd rather just kill myself before they get the fucking chance.

>>6567272
>friends
are you sure?

>>6567327
I think they are my friends.

>>6567351
nevermind I misread and thought they were the one who pushed you into the foutain,
but how does one even get bumped into a fountain by strangers, is that even real? You didn't even tell them to fuck off?

>>6567272
>not nidoqueen
>not specifically only going for female pokes
I wish I shoved you into that Fountain.

>>6567252
That is way cute!

>>6567272
>>6567318
Hey anon, no shame in not saying anything. I wouldn't want to escalate with some fuckers who would do something like that anyway.
Also you were kinda busy being in a fountain at the time.

Is your phone alright? If it's still wet, you should disassemble it and put it in rice.

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my gf keeps hovering over my shoulder when I'm on the computer or standing behind me when I watch TV. Or she'll hug me from behind (which I like) but I feel her breath on my ear or neck (which is uncomfortable). She's starting to exude a "creepy uncle" like vibe. I still like when she touches me usually, but I'm worried that things will get worse and I will accidentally recoil from her touch one day (I don't want to hurt her feelings). What do I do?

>>6568164
Talk. To. Her.

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>>6568164
>tfw you always feel like a "creepy uncle" around women.

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>>6568186

>>6568164
>(I don't want to hurt her feelings)

>>6568164
either tell her to stop being creepy, or do all the things to her that she does to you. start hovering behind her, breathing on her, etc. hopefully she will feel creepered out and make efforts to stop doing it to you. or break up with her.

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>>6568164
your gf is super into you. sounds like a good problem to have. STOP COMPLAINING!!!!

Do girls ever do accidentally sexy things around you without realizing you're gay?

>>6568326
My previous coworker showed me her new bra by lifting up her shirt, and when she invited me over to stay the night, we slept in the same bed.

>>6568334
That sounds horrible I'm so sorry.

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>>6568251
You'll hurt her more by refusing to communicate important things and letting her freak you out until you snap and blow it with her. Successful relationships require honest communication.

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>>6568251
>>6568355
I mean I wouldn't tell her she's like a creepy uncle lmao. Something like, just tell her you don't like it or it makes you feel awkward when she hovers or grabs you in a certain way or whatever.

>>6568353
Horrible? I was thrilled!
In the bed I was kind of hoping to cuddle with her, but her dog got in between us.

>>6568386
>I was kind of hoping to cuddle with her
"cuddle"

Just a gay guy coming to say that it's sad that you girls have to say this is a cis lesbian thread instead of lesbian, because trannies gonna tran

>>6568520
Thanks for the solidarity gaybro. We're not happy about the necessity of doing it either.

>>6568520
This board was a huge mistake thanks to trannies.

>>6568624
I disagree, the quality of other boards has increased due to trannies spending more time here.

>>6568520
Thanks man. It's tough because there isn't many of us as it is, if we were to merge threads we would be drowned out by weirdo fetish talk and how to make your neck not hairy discussions

>>6568232
Same. I wonder if others can sense it too.

>>6568326
Hanging with some friends and there was a new girl there. I'm sort of tomboy-ish so assuming I'm a lesbian would be fair.

Anyway she mentioned she had a wart or something on her thigh and I mentioned it might be a skin tag, fairly common. she asked me to look at it so we went into the bathroom and she dropped her jeans. It was right below her panties. Had to resist the urge just to plant my face in there. (It was a skin tag anywho).

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Why is every lesbian on this board a fucking normie? Is there literally no one here who hasn't had multiple partners and doesn't use dildos??

>>6569233
>dildos
No thanks.

>>6569233
I haven't kissed a girl since 2012 and regularly shitpost about it, you're not alone

>>6569262
>has kissed a girl

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6569265
kek, will probably be the last time unless i get a gf, which will be never

Help me lesgen Ive caught feelings for a girl l know. Her face is cute and her hips are wide and she has the tiniest breasts. and her personality is 10/10 wife material. I don't even know if she's gay or not.

I would ask her out (or maybe not since I'm a fucking coward) but I'm kinda chubby (5'7 68kg) and I don't feel good about my appearance at all. What should I do. Fuck

Sorry for blog post but there's no one I can talk to about this

>>6569326
find out if she's gay first

>>6569338
How do I do that? If I straight up ask her she'll know I like her

>>6569347
Find an anime girl who matches her appearance and waifu that instead.

>>6569347
the easiest way would be to just ask her. the social repercussions of doing so aren't as awkward or severe as you might think

>>6569366
I hope you are right.

She likes anime - shoujo but I know she's watch yuru Yuri. Is that a good sign?

>>6569347
just go up to her, firmly shake her hand, and yell ARE YOU GAY

or just find out if she has an ex partners, that's the sneakier option.

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Psssssssssst

..wanna come play Pokemon with me?

>>6569380
I mean it could, but there are women who are in straight relationships that like lesbian porn. I don't know if it's necessarily informative. at the very least, if she knows you know that, then your question asking her if she's gay wouldn't seem that weird imho

>>6569393
What kind of genetic disaster left you with arms longer than your legs, and why are you wearing both sunglasses and a hat inside? Nobody wants to date a fuccboi

>>6569453
Don't listen to this bitter bitch, pokegirl you are a qt

>>6569453
because she's about to go outside and play pokemans, are you retarded

>>6569482
>>6569471
>chimp arms
>man hands
>phone covering chin
>glasses hiding neanderthal brow ridge
>hat hiding receding hairline
>broad shoulders
>no hips
>no breast
>"girl"

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>>6569453
the hat stays.

Also you are uninvited,

also everyone is uninvited because the servers are down.

>>6569488
are you saying tits or gtfo?

>>6569488
i think its really funny that you try to call out girls for being a tranny

>>6569540
That's how they chase away all the cis girls. Doesn't matter how curvy you are.

>>6569488
Lmao raging y chromosome: the post

>>6569493
Why not use that down time for some "down time" poke-chan~

>>6569611
to be desu none of the girls ive ever talked to here ended up caring that i was trans, but its really funny to me when i see people call out what is probably a cis girl on it

Rofl I like that this is Vocaroo/clyp.it edition yet NO ONE, including OP posted a voice clip.

You should post voice clips just to prove your really cis.

>>6566268
I like green tea and some lemon teas

>>6566316
But happenings are great, I love big world events

>>6567080
>tfw watching tv with mom unable to express how attractive some women on tv are
>tfw talk to brother about tinder but unable to mention my experiences with it

>>6568326
Yes, usually feels kinda uncomfortable dosu, like "what if they knew"

>>6568520
thanks man

>>6567272
did your mobile survive? or insurance?

>tfw your ancient mobile doesn't support an Android version high enough to run the game
Maybe time to get bumped into a fountain and get a new one

>>6569393
>>6569493
I'll go on a pokewalk with you! But only if you'll let me walk kind of close to the point where our arms kind of brush against each other but we'll sort of ignore it but continue to walk close and I want to hold your hand but my hand is all sweaty and we need our hands for our games anyway and I'll just get really red and I'll blame it on the heat

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I was sad and lonely sitting on my parked car outside my house when I saw the cute tomboy enter the street, but I'm such a loser my mom had to tell me to go hang out with them. So I was in her house with a big-ass TV playing videogames and some other friends of hers, I of course had to make muh PC mustard race joke. Then we went for dinner and this Hime girl joined us, and I was trying to flirt with my beloved tomboy all the time but she just ignored me and then I just went full explicit and began asking her if she had read Kase-san, and she said yes and I was gonna tell her that we were just like them except I was chasing her but she just ignored me again. Then I told her I liked her and asked why she wouldn't go out with me, which she just implied I was ugly. She actually liked Hime who looked like fucking Nene from Bubblegum Crisis. I was going to tell tomboy-san about the night I saw her from the first time and fell in love with her, but she wouldn't let me, and just went on and told her story how she fell in love with Hime, but I clearly fell for tomboy-san before she did for Hime but I was such a pussy and didn't tell her she fell in love with another girl. I was so fucking mad in that moment I just woke up and cried because I get cucked and trashed in my own dreams.

Fucking shit my self-esteem is low as fuck.

>>6568326
Not really sexy things, but they do things they provide wouldn't if they were aware I was gay. Hold my hand, lingering hugs, etc.

Also one time we were joking about how young guys only talk about sex, and the friend I have a minor crush on grabbed me by the hips from behind, pressed close, then made her voice really deep and went "want sum fuk" as a joke. Which was hot, and hard to laugh off.

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>>6569393

Qt blonde tomboy/10

Post more face please

>>6569233

>tfw no gf to be neets together with and cure ourselves of KHHV

I've never used a sex toy, fampai, I think they look silly.

>>6569393
Yes you are gorgeous bb

>>6570152
Cute.

The hat though ...

>>6568355
Weren't you banned over something big or something?

>>6569493
ur a fukken qt

>>6569493
Femboy pls, shouldn't you go back to your thread?

>go to gay bar
>nothing but butch lesbians only interested in other butch lesbians.
>feel like I wasted my time making my self pretty and feminine.

dykes are just FtM what want men, in denial.

>>6568355
>>6568375
MODS the avatarfagging trannie is ban evading again

>>6570357
Hit me up sweetie. I'll make you feel like a special lady.

>>6570357
You don't pass

>>6570357
So like femboys, except less catty they probably aren't taking hormones.

>>6565946
>Cis Lesbian General
don't you mean just lesbian general?

stop kowtowing to men in bad drag

>>6570486
Aren't you that ban evading guy?

are there any lesbian only spaces left in meat space? I don't want to deal with trannies at all

>>6570523
LEL!
NEVER gonna happen.
Mind you as long as their male dominance isn't being exerted.
I dont mind them floating around.

>>6570472
>implying

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Who /yellowfever/ here

>>6570491
I just came here on a whim to shitpost

and I hate tranny drama

>>6570159
Where do you live?

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>>6570685
>a Korean woman encounters a Japanese woman

WOLLD STAL! WOLLD STAL!

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>>6570523
lesbians are still the majority in nominally lesbian places, but the trend is discouraging.

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>>6571028
>prefer not to answer

>>6571028
LOL 10+% trans? that's insane

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>>6570969
Thanks, haven't seen those in a while, good for my collection

>>6571271
Read in /pol/ today some guy going on about how 10% muslims is some magical number for things to go downhill, wonder if that number is applicable here

Pic related, fresh new knowledge meme

>>6571346
oh my god I hope he wasn't serious, I hope he's not a career politician either (though sadly that'd make sense)

>>6569762
I did, and deleted it ten minutes later.

>>6571865
Some of us work. For two days Straight slaving for the patriarchy.

>>6571906
I also work.

>>6571906
>1906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ#t=204.141

>>6571917
Doing what. Are you cute femme?

>>6571922
Hospitality field in the south.
Not cute, but femme.

>>6570309
Nah. There were rumors to that effect for some reason, but I just got a 3-day because some mod thought my thread about trannies was "off-topic" for legbutt. They deleted all my posts in this thread at the same time, too. I suspect somebody has a grudge.

Obligatory
>he does it for free

>>6570957

The good ol' American midwest, best place to found that life of mediocrity you always wanted.

You?

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>tfw you appeal a 5-dayer and it gets lifted

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Anyone got rare qt Kurds?

>>6572068
>"she" does it for free*

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>>6572198
Pictured: The legbutt mods

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>>6572203

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>cute girl offers me her number
>"let's make plans to (shared activity we both enjoy) soon!"
>nervously text her a couple days later asking if she's up for it this weekend
>replies that she's busy, but how about Wednesday?
>sure! Know any good places to (activity) around (her area)?
>no reply in over a day

I feel like I'm just not cut out for this shit.

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>>6572174
http://www.yja-star.com/tr/bolumler/fotogaleri/category/5-gerilayenjin

http://www.yja-star.com/tr/bolumler/fotogaleri/category/6-sehidenme

>>6572221
mb, I think they're turkish?

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>>6572212
Pictured: The legbutt mods

>>6572085
London.

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>>6572233

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>>6572108
her face looks like Eggman

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>>6572247
Pictured: The legbutt mods

>>6572221
Man I love Kurds. I heard the ypj are commies though, but that's fine because I'm fairly sure they'll become a normal country if Kurdistan actually happens

>>6572232
Turkish kurds

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>>6572108
>>6572275
in the nose and eyes. yes.

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>>6572278
Pictured: The legbutt mods

>>6572285
fucking chee jay

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>>6572294
Pictured: Not the legbutt mods

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>>6572328

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>she doesn't like 'em thicc

>>6572068
MODS he is ban evading again!!

>>6572347
What the fuck is going on with those ukulele's?

two girls are about to get it on and all those guys are like " hey what ukulele chord do you play? oh I play the gay one!" "oh no you aint!" "no way dawg"

>>6572514
oh yeah and tambourine guy is like "I don't even know what to do with my hands and how the fuck does a tambourine play a chord?

>>6572174
Based kurds fighting for freedom, killing all the terrorist scum

>>6571925
Close enough. How much for one hand holding sesh? Keep it on the low low.

Has anyone here gone through a lesbian break up? I have only dated one boy, when I was a young teenager still in the closet, but I've found that all my break ups with girls have been very difficult and emotional. Is this a trend? Please share break up stories and thoughts

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>>6572726
I mean, it makes sense that breakups with people you are attracted to would be more difficult than breakups with people you are not attracted to.

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>be cis
>have deep, ungirly voice
>constantly hoarse throat
>on voice chats most people assume I'm a guy or are confused about my gender

Lesgen, would you date a girl with a deep voice?

>>6573138
like a smoker's voice?

>>6573138
Depends how deep. You said it's husky, which is a huge plus to me, wish I had a voice like that. Instead my voice is kind nasally kid-like, like a boy-kid.

You know who has a husky voice?
Hot chicks

>>6573186
I don't smoke, so no I guess?

>>6573246
I sound like an annoying kid going through mutation

Would post vocaroo but my voice wavers from stress and there are other people in my house, maybe later

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10768081

Thank.

>>6573547
damn, I just read about that creep

there needs to be a serious discussion and real consideration for all the creeps and autogynophillic misogynists that are now demanding access to women's spaces, taking roles away from women (like in sports), and even demanding access to women's bodies (cotton ceiling)

seems a shame that mainstream society favors creep men over women's safety once again

>>6572603
I'd do it for free.

>>6573138
>>6573327
I love that kind of voice. I'll be watching for your vocaroo.

>>6573327
Can't be that bad.
If you post vocaroo, I'll post one too.

>>6574196
woopsy, got a typo there
Why are men* so disgusting?

>>6574215
>>6574196
Noice

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>>6573904
>>6574194
>>6573246
>>6573186
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j7o13DXrwZ

here, before I talk myself out o it

>>6574281
You sound very recognizably female

>>6574245
Because they're hot?
Actually I'm bi, but women are just too hot no one can resist them it's a very scientifically proven fact.
Stop lying to yourself and fall for the pussy anon.

>>6574292
I apparently raise my voice when I'm nervous, it sounds completely different in a conversation

>>6574393
Brasil?

>>6574418
Poland, goddamnit I don't even sound slav?

>>6574426
Not at all

>>6574281
obv female, I was expecting some hardcore butcher voice to proudly shout "tranny" at, but meh.

>>6574467
The ladies should be thrilled to have you

>>6574552
You're the reason why I'm never hooking up with guys although I'm bi

Reminder that all hetshits are autistic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXGn9mvxYPU

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Is anime posting ok again

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What kind of panties do you gals think are hot on a qt? I will be getting laid on the reg soon and need to know how to impress her.

>>6574807
>implying it has ever been ok

>>6574807
Yes, in AGP general where you belong

>>6574836
None

How was the LGB community before the tranny invasion?

If someone posted something to read off of for a vocaroo, that'd help.

>>6574969
The Ls and the Gs were a little discontent with the Bs, but there weren't men in dresses trying to steer the conversation towards pronouns and derailing anything that wasn't immediately about them.

>>6575006
I'm pretty sure most trannys are lonely people crying in their corner anyway, I don't see the need to bash them

>>6575025
>I've never been to an LGBT discussion/event

>>6575044
You've been to an LGBT discussion/event?
You're the one that should be bashed actually.

>>6575050
Consider suicide

>>6574975
>According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

>>6575025
>>6575050
tranny pls

>>6575196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vCXwkwuBlV

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>>6574836
Lace if you're femme, girls briefs if you're tomboy.

Not a fan of the ugly actually men's boxers with the crotchy dick hole and shit on women. I mean why though.

Also not a fan of thongs, they're unhygenic.

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send help emedeityly

>tfw you get home and change clothes after a long weekend with qt, and clothes smell like her
I have the biggest dumbest smile on my face right now.
She's perfect u guiz.

>>6575713

Will trade help for tummy.

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>>6574807
I want justice for Kanan. It's not fair that they made Aqours ikemen, and best girl, into a crawling in my skin edgelord.

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>>6575384
I wear these.
They're the only ones I've found thus far that don't have excess fabric around the dick area.

>>6576034

Urgh, those remind me of my brother's underpants when he was like 10 and I folded the clean laundry for our house. Find sexier ones pls.

>>6576175
Nah, coverage is too comfy.

>>6574281
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j7o13DXrwZ
You're adorable.

>>6576186

Why wear mens? There are womens fit ones that are basically the same just without the dick hole.

Are you hoping one day you'll score a fully pants-on blowjob in a restroom or something? Easy access?

>>6576293
Because women's are too thin of a material, don't cover enough of my ass, and the waistband isn't wide.
Like I said, there's no pouch. Technically, they sell them as unisex. XS is skintight.

> Easy access?
Nah, colors, quality, and nothing stupid printed on them.
Also, if you wanna go that way, yeah. Someone slipping a finger through that hole and teasing me before shit gets real drives me fucking crazy.

>>6576310

Ok.

Post pic.

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>>6576338
Happy?

>tfw you're talking to your friend and mention your girlfriend
>but you refer to her as mommy without realizing it
Anybody else have this problem?

Turns out my GF is rich, like super rich.

She lives alone in this like 100 year old mansion that is spooky as fuck.

>>6576494
If a girl called me mommy I would actually fucking gag, dude.
How did this start? I thought this was strictly territory of dumb straight girls with their 'daddy' shit.

>>6576503
>"Oh, honey, I love making you moan like that..."
>"...but that wasn't me. I've been quiet this whole time."
>yfw when the creepy ghost lady in the Victorian dress has been watching the whole time
>yfw she has no face

>>6576465
I sure am.

>>6576509
We were cuddling one day earlier in the relationship and it just slipped out. And then it became a regular thing. It's not like I have a thing for my mom, either. I never even called her "mommy." She is and always has been my "Ma" on account of we're Southern white trash. I don't understand why I like it. If my own mother ever found out, she'd probably make fun of me and call me "Oedipussy" or something.

>>6576529
C'mon, that's not a fair trade.

>>6576541
Ma is ever so slightly better than mommy, I'll concede that.

>>6576509
latina dykes call me some spanish variant of "mommy" all the time (mamá, mamacita, etc). it's definately a big thing in their culture. their straight latina counterparts can't stop saying "papi".

>>6576568
Gross

Who here has made the mistake of falling in love with a bi woman?

>>6576598
>Mistake
It's only a mistake to fall in love if she's either straight or a horrible human being.

>>6576516
She showed me around and was telling about the creepy shit that happens there.

>and in here I'll sometimes catch a glimpse of a person walking by this window

WE'RE ON THE SECOND FLOOR

>my mom sleeps in here when she visits and she says she hears a baby crying

>sometimes at night it sounds like people running up and down this staircase

>I was working out down here one morning before work and saw a shadow person lean around the corner and run across the doorway

I went to the gas station and got sleep aids so I could for sure sleep.

>>6576616
>or a horrible human being.
So bi then.

>>6576617
>sleep aids
Dude, just cuddle up close. Everything is safer when you cuddle.

>>6576465
>narrow hips
>broad ribcage
>nazi flag
Spotted the Y chromosome haver. Go away, my man.

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>>6575972
It's not fair they made the prettiest girl into a bitch

>>6576668
You can't post that on a Christian imageboard.

>>6576668
I am most pleased.

>>6576668
can i see ur vagina

>>6576724
>>6576734

Gotta couple inches before it's obscene.

>>6576625
The cuddling sorta helped too but falling asleep with the lights on and drugs helped more.

>>6576764
It already is. Any advertisement showing that much would never be approved. Any girl who went to school showing that much would be sent home. And so on and so fourth.

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>>6576465
Ok, I was having a bad day but now life is worth living again.

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>>6576719
>prettiest girl
>poop on face

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>>6576800
Fine, I'll delete it for you since I just came off a bogus ban.

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>>6576819
She's a himecut so she's automatically the prettiest

>>6576800
Party pooper alert.

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>>6576857
As much as I love himcut those hairpins ruin it so she's not my favorite at all. I will give you that she's sort of attractive and dem hips are 10/10.

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Post YFW you found out Supergirl was getting a lesbian character in season 2.

http://www.towleroad.com/2016/07/supergirl/

>>6576926
I've seen a dick in Supergirl, she's ruined.

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>>6576929
Stop looking at weird porn, ya ninny.

>>6576827
The elastic doesn't cut into your leg?

>>6576465
Would kiss down your tummy / 10

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>>6576465
This curve (pic related) bothered me enough that I
>opened mobile photo app
>have to read some tos, info, whatever, including something about "lock screen"
>made this 10/10 edit
>takes 10 min for gallery to update image index so I can select it for upload
>every time I try the page reloads after selection
>this is typical when I haven't restarted the mobile for a while so I do
>but before: note battery level at 36%
>restart
>new level: 2%
>including some new horrendous lock screen overlay
>search for loader and uninstall dumb app
>finally upload my masterpiece

>>6576827

Goddamnit I missed it
>missing all the lesgen pics
>point of living: 404 not found

>tfw I still have geoanon's butt saved though

>>6576926
Niiiice. Supes, you haven't converted me yet but this just might make me tune in.

Does that mean Batgirl is gonna show up?

Also I thought Sawyer was supposed to be some butch older blonde chick.

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>>6576982
Eh, they reimagine the characters from time to time.

The showrunner is a lesbian, too.

>>6576926
>not interested in this show but let's click link
>oh that's the actr-- ohhhh my

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>>6576973
I never would have noticed your weird-ass hipbone lump if you hadn't pointed it out.

Also I don't understand any of this post.

Wuzzat flag in the back mean?

P.S. Post more tummie

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>>6576996

>>6576975
No boobs, just edge of the pubes.

>>6577007
Thanks for capping

>>6576947
Nah

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>>6576910
Well, she's half of the best pairing at least

>>6577177
But this isn't even slightly like the new EliUmi.

>>6576465
is that a white nationalism flag on the far right?

>>6577312
never mind

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>>6577065

So where are images #1-74?

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>>6577181
True, and EliUmi still is the best overall LL pairing, but these two are otp af

>>6577353
Wouldn't want me being the only one spamming the thread now, would you?

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>>6577390

I-I wouldn't mind...

>>6577390
I'll show you my tummy. Dump that shit.

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i'm 18 today.

>>6577442
"You're" looking at that Hello Kitty cake like your ex girlfriend cheated on you with it.

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>>6577429
>>6577402
Jokes on you, it's all just retarded shit I save from the Internet to text my friends at 3AM

>>6577479

Oh Jesus christ are you geonanon because I got into an argument once with her after she tried to force that hipster po-mo Judith Butler down my throat.

I was going to post my tummy but now I won't. I hate you.

Post more tummie though please.

>>6577525
No, some retard on /tv/ kept mentioning her and pretending that he read her work and I managed to catch him in his lie.
Was a good night of shitposting.

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>>6577538

More tummie though please.

Pic related. This is what tummie looks like. I don't know if you forgot or something but I thought I'd just remind you.

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>>6577570
Fuck, I want that definition.

>>6577588
What the fuck, uploaded upside down.

>>6577585
Approved

>>6577585

>wears baggy, totally unrevealing clothes but is secretly a huge pussy slut

Hello new fetish.

>>6577595
Thanks.
>>6577599
Shut up and post tummy.

>>6577629
>ruining tummygen
But you looked like an ex of mine

>>6577570
That's a dude in a sports bra. Look at those broad male shoulders and lack of body fat. Not to mention he is 6'+ Compared to the door behind him

>>6577642

I know her irl. God, you straight men are stupid.

>>6577588
This is a good fucking tummy.

>>6577640
Revenge. I'm always the one late for the pictures.

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>>6577629

>takes pics of tummies for lesgen
>can't find my usb cord to upload

Oh well, then.

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>>6577820
MORE THAN TUMMY

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>>6577845

F-full body gen...

>>6577853
>nails

>>6577913
Don't fault them for >tfwnogf, anon. Nails are fun when you don't have to worry.

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>>6577853
>choker
>nails
bishit detected

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>>6577921

>chokers
>bishit

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>>6577966
nigga please you know it

>>6577966
If you want to prove her wrong, you just have to upload video footage of you eating me out. Simple solutions.

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>>6577921
>>6577969

>chokers
>bishit

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>>6577994
the exception proves the rule

>>6577999

That makes absolutely no--

>999

Oh, my bad sempai. I guess you were right.

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>>6578010
trips means i'm right
this is a sign

>>6577985

Well...okay. But first you have to tell me how you want to be eaten out.

>>6578027
>how you want to be eaten out
I'll give you a protip, rub your stubble all over my girly parts. Simple as that.

>>6577666
>her
>666
>samefagging this hard cause you were outed as having a Y chromosome
Satan pls, you can't fool us.

>>6578057
savage

>>6571906
>the patriarchy

neck yourself my broad

>>6578065
and neck the twitch chat too

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>>6578123

>trannies not understanding the experiences of women in a male-dominated society

Why am I not surprised

>>6578140
I'm not a tranny.

>>6578128
>stop liking what I don't like!
Fuck off you dumb bongie cunt

>>6578150
It's all in jest m8 no biggie.

NA CS 4Head

>>6578177

>this dirty eurofag

>>6578180
>LIQUID CHOKE EleGiggle

you can't make this shit up

>>6578140
us women get paid more and get more jobs
pls nigga

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>>6578200

>us women

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>>6578203
US women
aka american women
but all women in 1st world countries like aus and NZ too

>>6578200
Don't even bother. I wish there was a separation between female homosexuality and feminism. Unfortunately these generals only perpetuate the stereotype.

>>6578203
I feel bad for her. She looks like she has some sort of disease, and people probably picked on her all through school. Glad those girls are friendly to her, though.

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>>6578211
Well I guess I bothered after all.

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>>6578211
same
im gay and antifeminist and i got banned from all my LGBT groups :^)
feels good

>>6578221
Gay as in a dyke or a faggot? I've met plenty of redpilled faggots but I've yet to meet a redpilled dyke.

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>>6578200
>>6578211
>/pol/ once again displaying the stupidity of the y chromosome
Let's set up the bioweapon to wipe them out quickly

>>6578226
dyke
im a cislesbian

>>6578200

Receipts, Gretchen Carlson.

>>6578221
>being this much of a speshul snowflake

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>>6578249
its because i hate that shit i got banned from there

>>6578238
Dykes that are so because "muh political lesbianism" aren't dykes at all, might as well choke on a dick bitch and overlook "the patriarchy" for thirty minutes until you get your rocks off. Anyway, IMO you bring a bad name to every legit female homosexual out there. Try me again, degenerate. This time with actual arguments.

>>6578243
Oh that's very nice anon.

>>6578243

Enjoy feeling edgy for a few years because the cool kids at /b/ approve of you

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If you are excited for the painful and torturous execution of all y chromosomes, you must reply with an OI LESBIANS ONLY

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>>6578268
>taking control of your life is edgy now
ok then

>>6578262
you're pretty cool anon

>>6578262

>privileged edgelord college kid who thinks she can insult feminism because it made her equal now

Like the teenagers who rebel against their parents for ~muh independence~

This is why I only date women over 30.

>>6578277
>>6578283
>not realizing it's an unlikeable, ugly /pol/ male
No sane person uses the term "redpilled". No afab lesbian uses the term "dyke".

>>6578283
I said actual arguments and you're just grasping at straws. Try again. With respect. And arguments. And even some banter cause I'm here for the (You)'s anyway.

>>6578283
>>6578290
Oh I'm sorry I misunderstood you anon. I'm pretty drunk.

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>>6578283
>implying we think first wave is bad
>putting words in our mouths
>thinking that 3rd wave actually does any good
this is why i only date people who are intellectually honest

>>6578287
k m8y
guess you're just an idiot then
i've never been on pol :^)

>>6578273
OI LESBIANS ONLY

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Oh I recognize you, that male snake poster. Kek
Just filter him.

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>>6578290

waiting on receipts for >>6578200
until then ur 2/10 polm8

>>6578283
But women are not like men and should not be equal. They are inferior in every way

Feminism is a jewish scam so women destroy white families and whore themselves

>>6578301
No. I only post here once in a blue moon.

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>>6578301
wow man... i'm not kek...
im an oldfag from the tinychat days

>>6578304
i guess liberals just cant be respectful to other points of views

>>6578295
First wave was started by mostly jewish females. But that's just a coincidence goy

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PSA
PSA
IF YOU'RE GOING TO /POL/TROLL AT LEAST BE COURTEOUS AND INCLUDE BOOBIE PICS
OR TUMMIE
PSA
PSA

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Ignore all the attention-seeking retardation aka everyone not female. Might have to rev up my cleanse engine to burn them away.

>>6578304
I don't even fucking know what you mean.

>>6578313
You're doing god's work.

>>6578301
Kek i am a man hating dyke staying true to the stereotypes. Huur huur those ebil men

Who run teh worldzzz guurls das ryte!
My queen beyoncee said so

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>>6578313
eh i dont have anything against the jews
but a that's pretty funny fact goy :^)

>>6578314
sorry ill get my folder up for next time
snakes are cute for now though

>>6578315
You know what's funny? I occasionally visit these threads but 90% of the time I don't post. I wait and wait and these "generals" move slower than my dick when confronted with a fat chick.

Hey guise speaking of trollish snakes, is slither.io working for you

>>6578326

Most of the lesbians migrated to lesbo paradise chat meme site and there are merely a few of us left alive here

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>>6578338
the discord?
yeah im there its cool
we weed out the trannys

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>>6578314
Okay fine.

>>6578321
DAS RITE
DAS RITE NIGGA

womy r opressd n shud have preferential treat..i mean equality nigga!

>>6578338
I've been browsing this shit for a year. It's always the same, boring like the lesbian sex life.

>>6578343

Wus ur name there

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>>6578287
>No afab lesbian uses the term "dyke".
Aaaand you just outed yourself as a man. Nobody who has been in any lesbian community ever would think this is true.

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ok ill stop with the politics shit
males pls go now nothing left for you here

>>6578357
guess :^)

>>6578360
>doesn't realize that /pol/ calls gay males faggot and lesbians dyke
Stop avatarfagging if you aren't even her, you retard.

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>>6578351

I'm glad you've found something to be really outraged about while you sit at your computer.

The girl on the left looks like she's ten. Get better taste.

>>6578362

Dot

>>6578360

Oh man supes is a poltard

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shit out of sneks and geks
time for monhun

>>6578368
nah, dot is cool though
we might have different ideals but i think we get along

>>6578373

On a scale from 1-10 how many dragon dildos do you own