ITT: people post pictures of themselves and others try to guess if they're a top or a bottom (or verse, but where's the fun in grey areas?)
>>6556694
mostly a bottom based solely on ur rat face and lack of chin
>>6556694
Gaping Fisting bottom, you look sleazy and loose
here's an old pic of me, what do I look like?
>>6556772
a hung bottom
>>6556804
Why hung?
Prash 7700 kik me
>>6556807
tall and lanky
i assume u have a long not thick dick
uncut
>>6556772
You are extremely attractive are you real? I wanna hope you're a top
>>6556914
Thank you, and I'm real I think. What makes you think I'm a top?
Guys, I swear I'm a top. FUR REALZZ THO.
>>6557454
Bottom and also ftm. You look bretty gud cunt boy.
>>6556736
Cute, id bottom you
top bottom meme
ah yes
>>6556772
super bottom
it looks like everyone here is a bottom
>>6557584
Nuh uh broh. I'm masc as fuck. I get all the bp I could ever want brah.
>>6557647
Fuck forgot my trip
>>6557454
can't get pass't those hands
Tops are a myth.
>>6557520
I never understood this. Do people only like one or the other?
How about me, top or bottom senpai?
>>6558148
Bottom probably
>>6558200
yay, you win all the buttsecks! :3
>>6558120
I didn't either and never been with a person with whom I have discussed this. All my boyfriends I've had, we just did whatever we were in the mood for.
I'd be a major turn off to be with someone who says "I'm a bottom" or "I'm a top". Not likely gonna happen though, bf of 5 years.
>>6558223
Yeah I'm more of a spur of the moment kind of person. Feels weird to assign yourself a role.
>>6558338
>spur of the moment
>anal
Gross.
>>6558845
You know what I meant. There is always preparation but it's not like we establish roles for the relationship
>>6558219
>:3
Quit being such a faggit
>>6556929
because everyone who is tall must automatically be a top, duh
>>6559628
I'm only 5'11 ;-;
\(â—• â—¡ â—•\)
>>6559971
>please don't rape me/10
>>6559971
>would get raped from
You look like a woman to me. Like really.
So I'm gonna say bottom.
>>6560119
am I rocking the crazy eyes?
How do I like my sex /lgbt/?
>>6556694
vers
>>6556772
bottom
>>6557454
top. pretty as fuck tho id wife you.
>>6559971
bottom
>>6560143
Nah haha, just intense af
Well?
>>6560708
you look bottom to me
>>6560557
>How do I like my sex /lgbt/?
rapey?
>>6560768
How'd you know? Now do I do the raping myself or am I the prey?
>>6560783
tbH, you seem like someone who likes to be choked and told what a dirty slut they are while getting pounded. Possibly slapped, but not sure but definitely made to choke on cock until your eyes water and drool is all down your chin.
But hey, that's just like my opinion man.
>>6560832
Actually I like to be restrained a bit. Like having my hands held down. Choking and dirty talk sounds good. But no choking on cock, I hate that.
But I'm also pretty verse in theory. So I'd rape the right person, if they wanted me to.
>>6560832
You deduced that from the fact she looks innocent, feminine and neotenous?
Is that your preferred rape object?
Tell me about your mother, famallah.
>>6560708
A vers who thinks he is a top but ends up being more of a bottom.
>>6559951
>5'11
>"only"
>>6560859
Well he wasn't wrong though.
>>6556694
>>6560885
Bottom face, top body. I'm conflicted. I guess face takes over, because that's where the brain is.
>>6560580
>terrible dress sense/10
that's what kids wore to prom in 2007 and it didn't look good then
>>6560891
lmao. so much this. I was just about to type the same thing.
>>6560891
You got me! I used to be a total top, but I exclusively bottom for my bf now, and he's made me wear a HolyTrainer for the last 4 months.
WOW an entire thread full of insecure bottoms trying to prove their masculinity.
>>6560915
Jokes on you, I was straight the whole time! HAH!
There's only two types of tops in /lgbt/. Vers tops and halter tops
>>6560915
lol im trans faggot switch. nice try.
>>6560915
I'm not insecure of being a bottom, like I said I'm in chastity now so I can't even touch my dick.
>>6556990
Srsly tho guys, what am I?
>>6560998
You already told us.
>>6560580
Hey, I've seen you.. You work at that crazy guy's shop, that guy who says he's "psychic".
>>6560998
you are an uggo shitskin boy from brazil tbqh
also an underage, get out
>>6560998
A virgin.
>>6561046
I imagine people are being salty because instead of following the spirit of the thread and posting a picture, you're instead posting multiple pictures with your trip on and trying to make the thread about you.
This is especially transparent because you're not even bothering to play the game, as it were, and rate if other people are tops or bottoms, you're just posting pictures and going tee hee I'm such a masc top ~ isn't the incongruity of my physical appearance to what I'm pretending to be so humerous ~
>>>/out/
>>6561046
go be attention whoring somewhere else my man
>>6561025
it's not rude if it's true
sorry that your parents didn't prepare you for evil strangers on the internet giving you the real talk
>>6561174
We flying under the radar. Passgen deleted, but we manage.
>>6560873
top, but i suppose you'd just use that to claim your point true. wouldnt win either way.
>>6560892
>terrible dress sense
everyone seems to liek it, and i get laid so... not that thats saying much in the gay community.
but wouldnt you rather just wear what you like and not worry about what people think of your 'sense'? or rather, wouldnt you rather not spend your day worrying about what another guy wears on a japanese boi pucci rating pictograph forum?
>>6561015
>shop
if ur claiming you've seen me in person, you're use of the word 'shop' is telling. we rent a normie office.
>crazy
hes been on TV mate, not saying hes psychic, but he is at worst, extremely good at manipulating.
>>6561063
I did post responses to other ppl s post tho, I just did it anonymously. I posted a second picture because no one responded to the first. The first post was clearly sarcastic, and besides am I not allowed to inject a bit of humor in my post. Also who gives a fuck If I'm an attention whore. You're at liberty to ignore me faggot.
>>6556694
> top or a bottom (or verse,
It's "vers"--and you left out "side" [none of the above--disdainful of anal sex altogether)
>>6558148
Probably virgin
>>6561210
oh, so were tumblr now.
>>6560865
I'm not that tall stop being mean
>>6561364
5'11 is in the tall range, man
why so defensive?
>>6561194
shesh, no wonder no one responded to you
you are fucking crazy dude
>>6561450
new pic, kayler smiler?
>>6561432
I'm not that tall, I'm just average.
I wish I were shorter though.
>>6561488
it's like i am talking to an unresponsive autistic child
do you not understand that 5'11 is tall and not average? 5'7 is average you silly cretin
This seems fun
Do I need to post any of my body? See some that are just faces
>>6561504
Average male height in the US is 5'10 though so I'm not in the tall range I'm in the average range.
>>6561170
>"it's not rude if it's true"
>that is a factually incorrect and illogical statement
vs.
>you are a shit for brains retard if you believe what you just posted was true in any sense.
>>6556694
bottom
>>6556736
bottom?
>>6556772
top
>>6556990
obvs femboy
>>6557454
My heart say bot, but my gut says top
>>6558148
vers/bottom
>>6559971
Top, dem soul piercing eyes
>>6560580
dom stance, but bottom?
>>6560708
top, and neurotic
>>6560885
bottom/vers?
>>6561020
top/vers
I'm also 6'2 if you all were curious
>>6561551
>dom stance but bottom?
nope, just a top.
>>6561551
>top, and neurotic
Curious
>>6561443
Yeah because everyone preemptively knew what I was gonna say.
>>6561455
Well yah got me, Mr. Webmd. I'm sure your a 100% correct on your diagnosis. It's really quite remarkable how you managed to deduce that from a few lines of text. I bet it's not the other likely scenario where you're insulting me because you're a butthurt faggot who lost an argument on the internet.
>>6561818
You're a fucking mess. Look how butthurt you got when people told you to stop derailing a thread by spamming it with pictures of your ugly mug. Get a grip, girl.
>>6561508
beaver/10
>>6561853
Kek , two pictures derailing a thread that's for other attention seeking faggots. You're funny pal.
>>6561876
In this case, the "stereotypical object" is your borderline personality disorder medication
>>6561551
I do see through the bullshit. thxs.
>>6561954
>>6561853
>Complains about me darailing thread
>proceeds to insult me
>I'm forced to respond in order to defend myself
>doesn't realize that by insulting me he's contributing to derailing thread
Do you see the irony?
>>6561183
>if ur claiming you've seen me in person
I have :33
>>6561450
kayla you look more fem. time for self love bby <3
>>6561450
Kayla stop spamming the same shitty picture of yourself everywhere.
>>>/trash/
>>6561551
This is food. It is inserted into the mouth to achieve alive mode. Must be topped off a few times a day or the effect goes away. Highly recommended.
>>6561415
lighten up a bit m80, you look like the kind of guy that can't take a joke
bet you're a bottom
also take fresh photos to be taken seriously
>>6561450
traditional submissive woman
>>6561508
sub/switch
>>6561546
agree, switch
>>6561551
top
>>6561912
bottom, you look like a really timid person
Mostly everyone has already confessed, but whatever lol
>>6556694
>that hip
Bottom 100%
>>6556736
Transbian?
>>6556772
Your awkwardness makes me want to say top but the hair makes me want to say bottom.
>>6557454
Imma say...verse.
>>6558148
The bottom that bottoms for other bottoms and occasionally doorknobs.
>>6559971
If that's a V-neck, bottom. If not, top.
>>6560557
Bottom.
>>6560580
I'm getting 'it depends on the person' vibes.
>>6560708
Top.
>>6560885
Bottom.
>>6561020
Switch.
>>6561551
Top, or sloppy bottom.
>>6562209
Top qt.
Masc4masc only, bro
>>6562231
Underage poster, still a virgin.
Probably wishes he was a top.
>>6562209
>>6561020
Top
>>6561912
Bottom
>>6561551
Verse
>>6561546
Top
>>6561508
Tranny bottom
>>6561450
Verse Transbien
>>6560998
>>6556990
Failed tranny bottom
>>6560708
Bottom
>>6559971
Bottom
>>6558148
Verse
>>6557454
Bottom
>>6556772
Bottom
>>6556694
Verse
>>6562183
>suggesting that a string bean should eat a serving of string beans
that's cannibalism m8
>>6562085
spooky
>>6561575
fbpp, so true.
>>6561605
if you were atleast 6' I'd let you in it ;)
>>6561672
get out there and explore dude after all
>it's 2016
>>6562033
I'd give you a good toss ;)
>>6562183
I know what food is, do you know what diet and excercise looks like?
>>6562209
a good toss for you too ;)
>>6562225
I guess it depends on how much I've drank
>>6562405
nailed it :p
Of course it all depends on how much I've drank and whether or not I've worked out/had a 'lazy' day.
How about me?
>>6562051
Hmm.... Guess what. It's 4 chan, so suck it up :p
>>6562614
>I know what food is, do you know what diet and excercise looks like?
Do you know what muscles looks like? Look, I found you a gf.
>>6562767
Don't hate me cause you ain't me
>>6562726
You say that like I was one of the faglets complaining in the first place. "You're derailing the thread" you guys were the whiny ones. I was just pointing out how hypocritical some of you were being. Whatever though this is the shitty part of 4chan. /lgbt/ is for the coddled minorities.
>>6562822
Please deal with you anorexia. It's disgusting and pollutes the public sphere.
>>6562651
my guess is you are completely split down the middle: vers bisexual.
I honestly can't tell if you are trans or cis. I'm leaning toward cis tho.
>>6562842
I eat plenty, and healthily.
Please deal with your dysmorphia before you kill yourself, it's a sad thing when the last words at your funeral will be ' atleast he died on a full stomach' lol
>>6562857
>literal skin and bones
>s-stop s-shaming muh body image!
Dude, or sis, whatever you are, you got the dysmorphia if you think you look healthy. Post high and weight
>>6562869
Don't give a shit about how others view my body
P.S. I even found a girlfriend for you!
I hope you eat many cheese dogs and have fun rolling in lard lol.
>>6562857
What's your BMI? You can eat plenty (raw vegan) and still starve your body to the ground. A balanced diet is key. The dark shades under your eyes and your shit tier skin tells me your not eating healthy nor do you eat enough. You are way too old (I'm guessing 35-37ish?) to be stupid about this shit. Keeping yourself underweight will kill your heart.
>>6562878
She might be a cunt, but she's not burgerweight. If you think that's fat you really need to seek help dude
>>6562878
>lard
crisco is much better tbhfam
>>6562907
Why not just use butter?
>>6562849
I'm impressed anon. You did well.
>>6562909
There's a difference between not fat and attractive. You're proof enough of that
>only 21
Post proof or I'm calling creepy middle aged lurker.
Also, post stats. You don't have a 20 bmi. My guess is you used a generic calculator that doesn't differenciate genders. Those automatically assumes you're a woman, which gives you a higher reading.
>>6562952
Fuck you, don't need to prove shit to some online poster. Enjoy your life if skittles and mars bar lol.
>>6562960
>This triggered
kek
>>6562969
I'll just reiterate, Don' hate me cause you ain't me.
I'm sure you and your body pillow make a great couple. And mute inanimate objects can't say no, can they?
Hbm
>>6562975
Ahahaha
>>6562981
Can't even disagree can you, it's okay. I'm living more than enough of a life for both of us ;)
>>6562978
Aren't you too young to be here?
>>6562981
>pictures of rabid animals and food saved
confirmed fatass
>>6562926
lol, no idea but my guess is that crisco lasts longer and doesn't thin out like butter would. Crisco has become cannon as far as the fisting fetish goes. An Australian friend told me that you can't buy crisco in grocery stores over there but you can find it in sex shops sold in the same section as the Hand of Adonis type fisting toys
>>6562987
Oh you're living grand allright. Pic related
>>6562996
I like rabid animals. They're cuddly.
>>6562978
>MODS!
>>6563015
>FILENAME!
>>6563001
Listen dude, I understand you're sad you can't get a life if your own depended on it, but atleast I can feel comfortable enough with my body to post it online. unlike you who is most def a middle aged lurker at this point. Are you mad you can't get cute guys like me, or just sad?
Do you enjoy non-sentient beings so you can project your own feelings onto them?
>>6563030
Post height and weight, BMI <16.7
>>6563030
This>>6563046
Post stats skellyfag
>>6563058
>I actually have confidence.
>this defensive
ahahahahaha
>>6562997
Are you that familiar with sex toys? geez.
Crisco has trans fat, atleast butter is fully saturated with animal fat.
>>6563067
Prove me wrong, post your fatass with a timestamp.
like that will ever happen lol, all you can do is laugh? Can't think fast, prob all that fat on the brain, constantly thinking of your next victim- I mean meal. bahaha
>>6563058
lel you've been on the defensive this whole thread. Why don't you just post your numbers if you're so confident?
Oh, maybe those aren't you're pics and that's why?
Otherwise, pic related
>>6563073
Just go to sleep and suffocate on your own fat, then maybe your rabid animals will make a meal of your cadaver before anyone even notices your dead lol.
>>6563071
>Please validate me!
You sad little fag. Not everyone is stupid enough to post face on Horse fetish forums. I'll think I'll use your pics to catfish on pro-ana sides :)
Here, have another rabid thingy.
>>6563083
>it still hasn't realised multiple people are posting
>>6563090
Use it, just gets my face out there even more. Please by all means live online your whole life. Hopefully you swim into an ocean trying to catch something on Pokemon Go.
>on pro-ana sites
Lol 50 year old lurker confirmed, just go die already. The world is for the young, not the old and fat like you
>please validate me
you already validated the fact that you project your own feelings onto the world so you're words mean nothing.
>>6563099
fat people are all the same to me, just leeching off everyone and everything else.
>>6563100
>He still responds
The ride never ends! All of the (yous) are belong to me!
>>6563112
I come here for drunk shitposting, and you give me nothing. Please just expand your repertoire of comebacks before you post anon.
>>6563116
Make me
>>6563135
Fuck off and die.
Also you'll prob see me in your dreams as you try your best to get it in, but even then your subconscious will cuck you and tell you I'm too good for you lol. Gnight anon and I'm sure I'll never escape your mind.
>>6563146
>dream of me
Spread'em wide, bottom boy
Might be a hard one...
>>6562909
She's not attractive, but she's not FAT fat. A bit chubby, but she's definitely a bit under the average American woman (who's a size 14)
>>6564021
You really thought that was a good picture?
>>6562405
1 out of 3 correct lol
>>6561508
KEEP ME POSTED
>>6564323
bottom/cuddle enthusiast
>>6564356
you guessed it
guys do you think im top?
>>6563985
I was just using her to trigger fatanon. And I do agree that America is a chubby nation, she is indeed overweight though. desu I don't hang around people as big as her so I may have a skewed view.
>>6564328
>You're cuter than him
not even close
>>6564490
He's back! Have you eaten since we last spoke?
>>6564504
Post ass, qtpie
>>6564510
Of course, i'm no poorfag like you who can't afford a real meal that isn't mcdonalds and pets you can only find in the dumpster lol.
ps drunk shitposting is always the best.
>>6564526
>in the dumpster
>implying
What did you eat, skeletor? Laxatives don't count.
You still haven't posted stats btw.
>>6564534
I can't even take you seriously. I still see your obsessed with learning every detail of my life. If you want measurements for a body pillow, you'll have to find another guy to torment fatanon.
>>6564555
Laxatives it is then. How is the mid life crisis hitting you yet? I see you are lurking after 4chin kiddies. What else?
>>6564570
So you were dreaming of me and just couldn't get me off your mind? It's okay I have that effect on people ;)
>>6564588
Here, have a cat this time.. at least I think it's a cat.
>>6564628
have a good day hon. I have shit to do.
>>6564665
No you don't and you know it.
>>6556694
Shirt says "lumberjack", lack of muscles says other wise. Bottom
>>6556736
Bottom because hes too lazy to do anything else
>>6556772
Voted most likely to be tied up and double teamed
>>6556990
Bottom, probably has a furry costume he wears to work plus BD Dildo he uses on himself
>>6558148
Clothes say has no fashion sense, so probably is a gay bottom just to piss off his parents
>>6559971
Bottom, would love to bareback this guy and he looks like he'd enjoy it as much as me
>>6560557
More rapebait, bottom for certain, probably dresses in lingerie too
>>6560580
versatile, more a bottom though
>>6560708
Bottom and future "Prius" owner
>>6560885
Too many steroids so can't top Bottom
>>6560998
bottom and virgin.
>>6561020
Neither, just someone being "edgy".
>>6561450
MtFBottom
>>6561508
Could bottom but needs braces first. Dont call us, we'll call you
>>6561546
unclear pull back 3 miles and take another pciture
>>6561551
Bottom but a big dick might split him in two,
>>6561912
Bottom
>>6562209
Bottom of the heap so far
>>6562231
Bottom
>>6562614
Top
>>6562651
Bottom Fem. Would love to test ride you
>>6562978
Underage
>>6562997
Use J Lube. Less greasy and you can wash it off with salt water
>>6564733
Thanks for this info. I'm personally not into fisting and don't use crisco at all and was originally just shitposting for humor. I have used boy butter before but usually stick to a combination of coconut oil and astroglide sensitive skin gel. J Lube looks very promising upon googling and finding someone's personal enthusiastic faq. Thanks again mang.
>>6564726
>bottom of the heap
not sure if insult or compliment, but thanks anyway luv
>>6564726
>Bottom Fem. Would love to test ride you
Well. I guess this is a compliment? At least I get laid on the Internet lol
>>6564726
I actually don't own lingerie, but I'd love to try.
What I ACTUALLY have done before was ehen I did escort, I had a customer that would make me put on latex fetish clothing. High heels, boots, catsuit, leather jacket and he gave me a whip. That was fun and the money was good.
How people in this thread guess whether you are top or bottom:
- Feminine looking, cute/soft looking, short = you must be bottom!11!!!
- Masculine features, chiseled/hard/caveman looks, tall = you must be top!11!
I'll bite I guess.
>>6566223
Necrophilic pedophilic bottom tbqh/5
>>6565998
so let me guess...
you are a femme looking vers who slighly leans toward being a top and you get frustrated when ppl expect you to be mostly bottom but you end up mostly bottoming anyway because that's what ppl expect
>>6566304
s m h [fakespoiler]but spot on[/fakespoiler]
>>6562978
Total top with thicc 8incher
>>6564726
why reply that much and not post your own face you fucking bitch
>>6566365
It's better than posting your face and not replying to anyone
>>6564726
I can't top, but I also have Crohn's disease so can't bottom :/
>>6559971
are you on antiandrogens cause you look oddly femme (im trans)
>>6559971
why did you cut your hair short, anne dudek? just grow it out flam
>>6566871
There's no way he hasn't prolapsed by now. Looking like that it would be hard not to have a cock in you
guess away.
sorry kinda dark ahaha
>>6564726
>Voted most likely to be tied up and double teamed
Why do you say that?
>>6567825
What was the follow up story?
>>6567825
someone probably has the image saved
but iirc the older friends drifted away, due to all the attention the father also made him shave off all his hair
I can't remember if they found out the attention was sexual, if it was the general attention that made people freak out, or the father just wasn't into the older boys treating him that way, etc
So yeah now he's pretty much just on lockdown with his papa
>>6567887
>mfw this is true
>>6567825
DING-DING MOTHERFUCKERS. we have a loser! ahaha strict top, ain't nobody got time for a dickdown, that shit hurts.
>>6568351
I have you figured as a bisexual myself. You just have that bi look somehow.
But then its a more complicated topic to me. To me, a "bisexual" man who will top a guy and doesn't suck is just a normal man to me. Most of the world and human history makes a distinction between a male who likes dicks and men who just will follow their instinct to fuck anything willing and/or pretty.
Just the other day I was noticing there seems to be two different types of straight guys:
The one group live as though they can whack off as much as they want, but they were only born with 100 nuts to give out to others over their entire life and have to be really careful and deliberate in who they give them too.
The other type basically have no qualms about nutting in anyone that will let them, seek those they prefer but find it nearly impossible to turn down an easy discrete chance to get blown.
I honestly am not sure which is the larger group. I cant say its age related because it seems to show up distinctly in both younger and older guys. Older guys tend to get less inhibited over time and not more, and young guys dont seem to have any inhibitions at all, and even seem to have some contempt for limits in general.
>>6568396
Top
>>6568479
awwww thanks :3
>>6566282
damn you nailed it, I want nothing more than being dominated by a zombie shota
Sorry, but I don't think my dominant kink/fetish actually has a proper label.
> tfw twink so people assume you're a bottom
Yeah, no.
>>6564726
>Bottom but a big dick might split him in two,
>Top
Face says bottom, but body says top?
>>6562614
Having a body like yours is one of my goals in life <3
>>6570234
samefagging much?
>>6570266
Not at all, I'm a guy from Belgium who's trying to be friendly here, but be as paranoid as you want to, friend.
>>6570234
Nah you don't. It's nice on hand hand because my gains are easy to attain, but if I don't strength train for more than 2 days I loose mass very fast. I literally have a timer to eat going off every 4 hours, which is annoying while i'm at work (waiter)
White face
>>6570358
am i meant to reply if people are right or wrong now?
>>6569677
>Cutest of the thread
Awww that's sweet of you
>>6570006
Violent DOM TOP
>>6570587
yes
>>6561551
bottom (probably vers though)
>>6561912
bottom
>>6562209
sub bottom
>>6563499
bottom
>>6563834
top
>>6564021
top who wants to get into bottoming
>>6564315
power bottom
>I'd fuck him
>>6564323
vers most likely but more in a top mood loves to cuddle
>>6566223
furry bottom
>>6566871
underage/10
>>6567652
bottom
>>6568396
bottom who occasionally tops
>>6568517
bald
>>6568544
>hope is a bottom because I'd cuddle and fuck him good
>>6569949
top
>>6570006
top
>>6570480
bottom
>>6570731
white face correct
>>6570578
drunk/top
got big feet
>>6570919
yup to all 3.
>>6570930
that's right
>>6570731
T-thanks
>>6571306
Does not pass
or have sex
>>6561508
Bottom, would top and form a emotional relationship with desu
>>6556990
see u in trans threads
ur amazing
bottom
>>6571338
what does "D'aw" mean?
>> 6561020
>Subby switch
Ding! Ding! You're basically the closest. I could be verse if my partner was fem enough; in most cases I'm a bottom tho.
>>6561551
>obvs femboy
Yeah, I guess you're right. I sorta failed at being a tranny so being a femboy is my default. Tfw when not a girl; fml.
>>6564726
>Bottom, probably has a furry costume he wears to work plus BD Dildo he uses on himself
Not a furry but honestly BD dildos are fucking awesome. I don't know why they get a bad rep. Too bad I don't have any; they are right above my price point.
>bottom and virgin.
I don't know if you realize I'm the same person. Also, not gonna say if I'm a virgin, but I hope you're not implying being a slut is a virtue.
>>6572242
Sup bruhh
>>6561025
>a bottom who really likes plaid
You only get 1/2 a point. I really like plaid.
>>6573031
It's like 'Aw' but extra cute.
I feel like I posted this already
>>6573324
Kawaii weeb faggot/10
Srsly tho KYS
>>6573620
Whoops, that was for: >>6573391
>>6573324
You look like Ahoni
>>6566915
im growing it out and probably dying it red.
>>6574080
bottom but complains it hurts (a lot)
>>6566903
I am now but I use to look way more fem when I was a teen.
Now im a hard one, try n' guess gentle anons
>>6574153
power bottom no doubt
>>6574157
10/10 anwser
>PS not mfw i read your post
Im just showing that i shaved my face because hair on the face isnt good for me
>>6556694
you look like a fag
>>6574153
Vers with inclination towards bottoming
>>6574161
You are a real qt anon. Keep the facial hair, you look much better with them.
>>6574532
Cuddling is the best.
And you're adorable.
So cuddling you would be great.
Hit me.
>>6574963
Aren't you a bit too old to be here?
>>6562651
u r a q t
>>6570480
You're legitimately cute.
D A L L A S
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>>6574995
Ty I live in Houston!
Is it obvious?
>>6575087
Totally dom like, i bet you split asses like a log splitter
>>6575087
Kawaii
>>6575090
Post moar of you pls
>>6574963
I'd let you suck my dick
>>6574963
what's the walking towards the camera about
post another pic
>>6574970
45yo twink looking to powerfuck young lads
>>6556772
>what do I look like?
a faggot
>>6575536
and by young I mean 18-25
>>6575536
Yeah, no.
You may find someone who wants to fuck you if you are lucky
>>6575552
think your wrong m8 got prime bp on my recent trip to japan, pic related
Super obvious but here you go
>>6575573
Obvious or not, you're cute af anon.
>>6570731
>furry bottom
You guys seem pretty intent on giving me some fetish label. It's probably a more accurate guess than necrophiliac pedophile, but no, I'm not a furry either.
>>6575348
More ja?
>>6575537
Where do you think you are?
>>6575903
I can understand tbe father being protective if his son. After all people were joking about kidnapping him and fucking him. I just hope the father didn't blame the kid for all the attention.
>>6576041
Vers
>>6576041
Please be a bottom.
>>6576041
>masc
>serious eyes but a deep sadness in them
>feels a tad alone and ponders about life a lot
>doesn't take bullshit from anyone
>would protect & honor his loved one to the best of his ability
8/10 bf material
>>6576041
clearly a top and likes guys shorter than him :4
>>6576142
>Nah, I like guys my height or a bit taller.
Bottom confirmed
>>6576142
You don't have any inclinations one way or the other as to how you'll lose your virginity?
>>6576157
Doubt I'll lose so I don't think about it that much.
>>6576163
I mean, you're good looking, so aesthetics can't be the problem. Why do you think you'll never lose it?
>>6576174
lol I'm not good looking, just good at taking photos.
>>6576196
I can't convince you otherwise, but at least you've now got a small fanbase over your photo lol
>>6576041
>>6576221
heh yeah, I look like a neanderthal/pinhead thingy
>>6576237
I can't tell if you are qt or if it is just the pic. Can you take another pic sideways? Also your self esteem is way too low, there is no chance you look below average.
>>6576237
It's not that, you just have the look of a man who has seen into the depths of futility, scarred by the constant blur of apathy speeding past the windscreen of your life.
>>6576254
Probably just the photo to tell you the truth, I'm a trained photographer it's kind of hard not to make anyone look good in photos.
>>6576300
You look 5/10 honest score
>>6576307
Actually 5.7/10
>>6576300
How old are you?
>>6576062
>serious eyes but a deep sadness in them
>deep sadness in them
As 90% of faggots, the remaining 10% have a maniac look to hide it.
>>6576334
You are too old i want you to go home
>>6576334
You are basically a wizard
>>6576341
yeah.
>>6576348
That must suck. But you look better than everyone in this thread except one person.
>>6576356
(He's talking about me)
>>6576417
If you are that airforce anon then yeah
>>6571920
>would top and form a emotional relationship with desu
o-oh?
>>6576428
Holy crap you guys are freindly, airforce anon here, very sweet very sweet, 10/10 would cook sauvignon steak for who ever you are
>>6576845
Do you have a bf anon?
>>6576731
I agree with that anon. I think you're adorable.
>>6561551
if you REALLY started working out, counted cals and took cycles of roids you could literally be zyzz with a less aesthetic face
>>6579198
We could all be Zyzz anon. We're all gonna make it
>>6579283
true brah we're all gonna make it
>>6579317
As much of a parody as this comic is and as much of a troll Zyzz was, it still gives me minor feels.
Zyzz helped me out a lot.
>>6578403
Nope, leaving for the airforce and only my fathers saying good bye, isnt that a nice dose of the feels, but its ok, someones out there waiting for me i can feel it
>>6579154
:o thank you
>>6564325
s-sure
>>6561508
>>6570602
Can I post my answer in picture form?
>>6582713
Pls do