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>>6549095
>>6549095
>>6549095

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First for tfw you have broad manly shoulders and narrow boy hips, and that will never change because you started hrt too late.

lol you girls have posted some pretty trash-ass photos here over the years

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>>6550285

Reminder you're all beautiful and I love you all

>>6550309
IKR? Why are people posting pre-HRT photos? Just gonna get mocked by malicious hons.

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:I

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PROFESSIONAL POKEMON GO TRAINER $20/hr

About me: Also known as 'Golbat-chan' on sites like 4chan and imgur, I am a 24-year-old lifelong Pokemon enthusiast who wants to help YOU become the very best.

My services are simple: I will walk around in 1-4 hour shifts signed in to your account capturing every single Pokemon I come into contact with, activating every Poke Stop I pass and walking nonstop to help hatch your eggs. I'll even send you hourly updates while you're at work/class/on a hot date informing you of any really exciting things I've come across for you. Pokemon training help, gym battles and strategy tips are also included, if requested.

About me: I'm a white female, NYU grad, and a well-employed freelance journalist with a massive Golbat tattoo on my arm. I have been playing Pokemon (both cards and gameboy/DS) since 1997 and Pokemon GO since its opening day. I'm in between major projects and have a lot of spare time on my hands right now and also may or may not write an article about this in the future. Personally, I am a level 15 trainer in Pokemon GO right now and control all of the gyms near my place. I know what I'm doing. For more info about me (and to see that I am, in fact, a real human being) check out the VICE article that has been written about me and my obsession.

Nth for no friends, rampant alcoholism, scoliosis popping ribs out without insurance, smoking herb at 1am & giving up on every aspect of daily life/appearance/transition except for injecting estrogen into my butt.
Tfw I can't even share bad thoughts with the only person close to me b/c all they do is cry and scream at me for feeling suicidal b/c my feelings are selfish.

I will literally pay someone to off me.

>>6550330
kek

how about instead i pay you 20$ and hours to suck this dick?

>>6550330
>>6550330
(continued for lack of space)

>http://www.vice.com/read/gotta-catch-em-all-835
(thats the article, it didn't fit in the first post)

Details: I currently own an iPhone 6s, several portable chargers and am in very good physical fitness. Spending hours on my feet is not an issue. I will sign into your account (which, hopefully you weren't a total noob and used a fake gmail address when you signed up for this app because the surveillance is real) and treat your account like it is my very own. I will catch them all. I will focus in on catching specific types of Pokemon (i.e. fire, water, electric) if you want. I'll even send you silly screenshots so you don't feel too much FOMO while you're doing something that prevents you from accessing PokeWorld.

Every exchange will begin with an in-person consultation at your nearest poke stop. No creepy stuff. I know how to defend myself and will not take any bullshit from you.

Send your name, age, occupation, area of the city you are hoping to obtain my services and a link to something that can prove to me that you are a real human being. If I can confirm your identity (remember: I'm a journalist and very good at this) I will get back to you to set up an appointment.

<3 IvyStIve

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>>6550330
lmao, is this new pasta? I like it

>browse /x/ for three hours reading spooky stories
>get high as fuck
>go downstairs to get food
>see a slender man like monster waiting there for me

That was terrifying tbqh

>>6550338
no, i dont want to suck your dick, no thanks.

I will, however, train your pokemon.
>>6550344
this is not pasta; i'm a real person, you can go ahead and follow that article about me that i linked>>6550339

>>6550330
>>6550339
lol
my friend posted a link to ur CL ad on fb

idk why ur posting it here tho

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tried smiling but it's hot out playing Pokémon go sry if it's bad ><

>dysphoric and depressed as all hell
Give me one good reason not to kill myself

>>6550348
What's your favourite boards, Golbat-chan?

>>6550351
You look really nice & passing!
Have a brilliant new life!

>>6550348
>>6550339
>>6550330
please fuck off with this pokemon go viral marketing shit.

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>>6550348
god damn it girl, this should become pasta.

on the offchance that youre actually serious: why do you advertise services in a grindgame to a bunch of poor NEETS

>>6550353
Because your life could be worse & your future could hold no joy, even if stealth.

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>>6550344
Finally, you're on, been waiting to link you this fly shit.
https://youtu.be/FU6ZwGGkupQ

>>6550353
Because I love you!

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Five guys is pretty good

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>>6550368
>implying its not blocked in my policestate

but yeah I wasnt around much lately

>>6550353
Hitler's up there waiting for you, and this time it's personal.

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>>6550339
No

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>>6550368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbK0q7Gc8ug

is this the same?

>>6550346
>visited /x/
>bunch of guys talking about how the moon landings were faked
>ask why
>"it's impossible to fly to the moon"
>politely point them to articles on Newton's law of gravitation and the Tsiolkovsky rocket equation
>they just ignore my post and continue spouting "hurr saturn v was impossible!"
fuck that board

>>6550328
your black gf, was she cis or trans?

>>6550372
they use shitty cheese tho

>>6550369
no, no no. i write for numerous popular websites like, IGN, for example.
>>6550360
well, i know that there are definately some people here with money, and i was told by some of my tumblr followers that many transwomen are really into pokemon! so i figured i'd come here and drop you all a line!
>>6550379
hey what a great pidgey! do you want me to train it for you?
>>6550357
well /vp/ obviously!!! but I also like /v/ /vg/ and /tv/
/lit/ is also great!
>>6550350
kek

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I spent all day at grave yard catching spooky Pokemon. Ama

>>6550380
Yeah, dope vid senpai.
Also, you NEED to check this out when you got the time.
https://youtu.be/tR9vnrlsQ3c
Its technically a hentai but the dub is so laf its really comedy. I think the english seiyuus winged this shit hard.
I'll link you the full episode if you want, the start has the most silly bitchfight about einstein and oppenheimer.

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Tfw I did acid with this 14 year old named Stormy, that's their birth name and they used they/them pronouns. What a fucking night

>>6550381
dude my gf's aunt is always telling me the earth is flat and that the moon landing is staged. We're the descendants of the atlantians who were killed by the jews or something. I love crazies. Watching a room in a trap house explode over the government making treepeople (treeple) to watch them is priceless

>tfw finally got testosterone boosted high enough to eliminate dysphoria

So glad I Listened to /pol/ and not you freaks.

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>>6550307
I know this feel all too well.
>tfw can't wear skirts because no hips/waist to make them puff with
looks exactly same on me as skirts look on hons, just repulsive

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>>6550389
>women in video games
>mfw

>>6550389
lol just saw the tripcode got mad because i thought it was a real shill. apologies

My favorite music artist are The Stargazer Lilies. Who are your favorite music artist?
Let us discuss.

>>6550383
she's cis.
>>6550401
sounds amazing. you tuckered out? tell us about it

is kayla dead yet?

>>6550403
Have fun being angry, bald, and hairy you bitch

>>6550413
How can I compete?

>>6550389
p funny i think
like i said not sure why ur posting it in mtfg of all places but i hope u make made $$$

>>6550408
never heard of them
My favorite band is Tool
:)
I'll check em out nao
>>6550407
btw whats the jazz song with flute at like 23 minutes of loop?

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>>6550403
>he doesn't want to be a qtpie
KEKKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>6550379
How old are you and when did you start hrt?

I'm asking because iirc the other day you said your hips were widening, and for some reason I thought you started in your mid to late 20's, but if your hips are widening then that can't be right.

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>>6550389
>and i was told by some of my tumblr followers

we re pretty different from the average SJW I think.
but youre nice and you made me laugh, so, good luck :3!!

>>6550395
link me the full episode bby. I wont be able to see this tonight tho, its late and Ive class tomorrow

>>6550427
You ever shit yr diaper while blasting green day?
grimes is awesome

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How does this make you feel?

>>6550408
Nirvana pink Floyd the doors I mean how can you just have one favorite artist.
>>6550413
A bit but I feel pretty great. I should get my brother to send me pictures but I met the coolest teenagers ever last night. Went through two packs of cigarettes and two grams of weed and like 19 hits of acid. We had these finger glow lights and it was just so fun to have them. We just clowned around talking about our visuals it was defiantly one of the best trips I've ever had

>>6550427
>punk rock
so how about that new gloss ep?
KKKKEEEEKKKK

>>6550418
she hasn't posted since sunday :(

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>>6550421
having fun dying before 40

>>6550430
>>6550427
I prefer a life where I can eat meat and not care about how I look.

Being a male is great.
Typical Jewish brainwashing tried to take a hold of me.

Now I'm more than willing to see all lgbt murdered

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>>6550446

>>6550428
If you mean 25 minutes, Quarteto Novo - Vim De Santana
>>6550446
If you're serious this is just sad.

>>6550423
Yr cool. idk. it's not a competition, my frend
>>6550408
We are the dreamers is ok i guess. This just sounds like generic dreampop shoegazey stuff tbqh. listening to summers gone now

>>6550446
now that's what I call repressed anger

>>6550408
stereolab
king crimson
the smiths

>>6550459
stop being a little bitch

>>6550460
i love stereolab and broadcast
can we be friends?

>>6550456
wouldnt expect you to like it as a tool fan

>>6550451
Can't be a fedora. I support Islam

>>6550453
You know what's sad is that you tried to brainwash me in my weaker moments

golbat is like one of my favorites

>>6550460
>king crimson
>the smiths
you're cool

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>>6550403
you on the left

>>6550442
Reassured im going to kms sooner or later

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>>6550446
your future awaits
dysphoria doesn't go away

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>>6550469
>support islam
Nice meme

>>6550446
>Typical Jewish brainwashing
lol I love it
>>6550447
:P
>>6550443
Sounds fun, yr pretty young, huh? Don't smoke the cigs.

>>6550465
if you're serious then I'll add you on something

>>6550471
>that sissification fantasy shit
this is kind of scary

>>6550471
Reality on the left.

Fantasy on the right.

>>6550474
>implying I'll have time to be a degenerate during ww3

Wake up

>>6550475
Islam supports the execution of lgbt

Good enough for me.

>>6550456
:) thanks
>>6550459
>fox and grapes
>>6550469
/pol/ is the one brainwashing you. /pol/ is ironically actually heavily bluepilled because everything they stand for was put in place in order to make it easier for the government to control society. Easier to herd the sheep if they are all moving in the same direction.

>>6550482
I'm not the one taking synthetic hormones and multilating my body.

A moment of confusion could have cost a lifetime of regret.

I felt poisoned when I tried to be "real"
I feel alive when I'm full of hate and spite
It feels right.

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>>6550436
>link me the full episode bby. I wont be able to see this tonight tho, its late and Ive class tomorrow
http://xhamster.com/movies/3301663/a_time_to_screw_tokinero_episode_1_english_dub.html
Hold onto your sides, just watch the first 2 mins, I was laughing so hard from that scientist debate.

>>6550465
I'm 2 patrician 4 u i guess. You like spacemen 3?
>>6550453
maybe the one before it but i liked this one too

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>>6550487
Your edge is off the charts

>>6550489
The one before it was Pat Metheny - Come And See

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>>6550479
kayla made it so like its no surprise but I still find it funny

>>6550481
you're one of those trenchcoat and fedora wearers I've heard so much about aren't you?
the amount of girls here who operate is staggering so you're going to get your head blown off before you can even blink in the happening
that is if you're not drafted to die for israel

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>>6550490

>>6550495
>Pat Metheny - Come And See
oh yes this is euphoric
its too chill shakira im fallin out of my body

>>6550489
yes and tool isnt patrician fuck off

>>6550478
im serious, but i only email and text

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>be me
>be on TTC
>be with gf
>"sorry ladies"

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>>6550359

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>>6550498

>>6550479
>>6550496
Your delusion is scary

>>6550498
If you wanna waste your life being someone you hate just to please a bunch of anonymous neo-nazis then go ahead and go away
>>6550501
I aim to please.

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>>6549676
>pls gib last.fm
kek I actually don't have one!
I dunno-- should I get one?

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HEY what anime should i put on my laptop for my trip

was thinking about maybe downloading jojo's for it, also...

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>>6550512
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing

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>>6550496
Black lives matter already proved that you pussies are weak

More dead cops please


>>6550510
>pic related

>>6550505
they rlly are tho.
I get bored listening to the wall of sound but I still like unique and classic stuff. ah was better btw.

>>6550517
YEAH JOJO IS GREAT

>>6550518
We don't need your selfies jason

>>6550521
>muh polyrhythms
no

>>6550524
thats stereolabs best quality tho?

>>6550519
Theresa May will put a stop to you soon enough

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>>6550487
>I feel alive when I'm full of hate and spite

>>6550531
Tories out

Haven't come on here in months,haven't experienced dysphoria in bloody months and within 5 minutes on this board I'm depressed than I'm too fat and manly looking to ever pass.

I want to scream desu

>>6550517
> all that shit taste
Ew lad

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The fuck is going on in this thread.

>>6550523
(X)

>>6550528
they dont do it for the sake of doing it and appealing to edgy faglords
nor do I actively acknowledge them for doing to like tool fans do so adamantly

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>>6550522
yeah jojo IS bretty gud, i just havent seen the anime

>>6550408
this is a bit outdated but

>>6550536
i use animebytes mostly

>>6550542
>shit taste
i dont see any shit taste in there
well monogatari after bake is questionable but i just need to finish it since i started it forever ago, literally as bake was airing

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>>6550408

outdated buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

>>6550539
Well thats what I do every morning. If you have any hope, use it. Motivate yrself.
>>6550545
Thats what everyone says about tool, my dude. You gonna say why you don't like they're music? It's too edgy?
>Stereolab does it for the sake of not doing it
woah

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>>6550543
just a sperg sperging out at us because we tried to help them and now they are pulling a kayla and trying to man up
they'll get tired eventually and come back in a few months once the dysphoria gets too much again

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>>6550533
Trannies out

And guess what. She wants us to leave the Human rights act


Hope you enjoy having your NHS funding pulled.
discrimination protection repealed, employment rights revoked.
And have fun getting abused by police officers and members of the public daily.


No EU to call for help now.

>>6550553
AAAAAYYYYYEEEEE LOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEEE YOOOOUUUUUU JEEEEEEESUUUUUSSS KUUURAAAAIIIIISSSST

>>6550553
Yr like 50/50 brilliant and shitty. How is fantasea btw?

>>6550549
>Madoka
>fate
>no game no life
>Hidimari sketch
>little witch academia
>all those fucking Gatari's
Need I say more?

>>6550556
>motivate yourself to scream every day

Pls my throat is delicate

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>tfw you don't need ffs to be happy

>>6550561
London will declare it's independence and re-join the EU

>>6550549
I love JOJO, what I've seen of it anyway

>>6550572
It actually works...

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>>6550553
>vaccines
>cure
>logic
>fantasea
>acrchandroid
>santogold
Nice

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>>6550558
>mfw

Reality will hit you hard when you start getting killed in the streets

i love my gf so much

Tfw Scotland will be free in your life time

SASSENACH OUT

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>>6550562

L M A O
i love nmh

>>6550567

fantasea had a lot of hits. i think it had more songs i really liked than broke with expensive taste did.

>>6550572

iktf

>>6550579

the vaccines are my all time favorite band if i'm being honest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fovXsEgcQFY

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>>6550553
>tfw loved santigold when that first came out
>had the cd and played it at my tiny bookstore job where we played whatever we wanted in 2008
looking back my life was p comfy back then honestly, ive been reminiscing a lot about it recently.

here is a photo of my neighborhood i worked & lived in in 2009

>>6550568
oh yeah fate is garbage, madoka is bretty gud, ngnl looks like shit but i wanna watch it anyway, hidamari is fucking great, and ive just never seen little witch academia

>>6550577
New goal, get so skinny everything looks pretty on you

Don't give a shit about being a pretty alpha male

>>6550583
NMH are based, still a massive meme though.

I remember someone in my family asked if I was going to kill myself after hearing me play ITAOTS through my speakers saying it's depressing.

May prove them right never know :^)

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>>6550573
>muh revolt
Delusional. Just like the scots.

You are going to get your skulls cracked open you will run home.

What you gonna do? Armed revolt? You got no guns.

The British state ALWAYS wins
This isn't America there is nothing you can do.

>>6550582

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>>6550582
Cameron was the last cuck who would ever give Scotland a ref

You will simply be ignored now. Go ahead riot in your own cities. We don't care.

Theresa has promised to ignore sturgeon on everything.

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>>6550585

i was so obsessed with her back when she was santogold. i used to listen to her and emily haines wayyy too much.
obvious fav lool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfWMhiHnpeQ

>>6550593

don't prove them right pls

>>6550594

unf i love him so much

>>6550594
MOM MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN LOOK MOM ARE YOU PROUD.

Mate I voted leave and I still think Scotland will get independence. It's just something that must happen.

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>>6550572
>tfw you've seen people here say that most girls who start under 30 and get ffs are just crazy/bdd/whatever, and won't be happy with their ffs results
>tfw that might end up being true for me, but I still desperately want ffs anyway.

>>6550601
Shut it pigface

>>6550601
CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOM

>>6550602
They had the chance and voted to stay in the UK

And more people voted to stay in the UK than people voted to remain in the EU in Scotland

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>>6550604

shut me up with ur cock

>>6550606

don't make daddy get out the belt

>>6550601
yassss the santogold days were great!!!! v good times.

what site did u make that 4x4 with? i geuss i could just edit one together myself but...

>>6550609
Pls do

>>6550594
If it wasn't for Wales London would have won the EU referendum all by itself. London has gotten so powerful that soon it will become semi-autonomous. Everything between the M25 and the Scottish border is cuck-land. Scotland stands proud with us, we will be independent.

>>6550609
free bj time?

I'm Ssssooooooo higher!!!

Holyyyyy shit!

>tfw /mtfg/ likes me now
I've finally made it.

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>>6550612

let's go back to the late 2000s ;_; they were so much more comf..........
and i totally just edited it together desu sry fampai

>>6550613
>>6550615

why are ya'll being so naughty tonight?

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>>6550580
we'll be innawoods or hiding in our homes taking them out one by one while you try to fight the jihadists using your samurai sword

>>6550616
>>6550619
on what

hopefully just weed, i dont want to be missing out

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>>6550619
oh red
go play outside kiddo

>>6550623
I'm on the side of Islam. So your fedora meme can't work on me

I support the murder of gays

>>6550622
You're the one who started it, don't be upset when people actually take you up on your offers.

My god, how could I get SOo high

Off to the mental hospital I go :/

>>6550622
lame, guess i could do that ....................

i want to be a mommy

>>6550622
Delectable digits friend

Where's the belt, I was promised a belt

I love you all so much!

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>>6550628

well present your cock then!!

>>6550632

rip lol i mean i bet there is a site that will do it tho?

>>6550634

bend over

>>6550624
Yeah we stopped by a dispensary~

>>6550630
High Red so adorbs!

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>>6550614
I'm a scot and I don't support you. I don't stand with you. I want you all dead.

I stand with England and Wales.

I laughed at 7/7 and love seeing Londoners die

And trannies like you won't last long with the pakis.

Why don't you go down to tower hamlets or Waltham Park if your so proud?

Thought not.

>>6550633
me 2
fug

>>6550638
alright then

weed is lame bruh

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>3 years of hrt
>still can't fill an A cup
>still get clocked in public because awkward shut-in neet
>have a manipulative controlling sugar daddy boyfriend that swears I'm beautiful and pass perfectly
>have absolutely zero confidence when I'm not with him

whats even the point anymore....

Listen to non-fictional podcasts while high, enhance your mind

>>6550637
Out here in front of everyone? I like privacy thank you.

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>>6550644
How much sugar?

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>>6550647

i'm an exhibitionist

>>6550644
Just grab a knife and slit your throat. It will be easy.

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I'm Red!!!!!

>>6550644
drop him

i really like kids is there any chance of me being a nanny or preschool teacher or something like that or would they not accept trannies

>>6550659
i want to snuggle you all day and to go to sleep in each others arms every night

>>6550655
enough to keep me in love with him and feel like i NEED him. he could do anything to me and i dont think i could bring myself to break up with him... its pathetic.

>>6550657
i'd rather od on heroin or something, that sounds painful

>>6550660
but hes not the problem here....

>>6550659
When will you fucking die of aids

>>6550663
I'm a bit confused, but that sounds nice

>>6550656
Then lets go somewhere not filled with lots of cute other girls.

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>>6550476
Sorry went to eat. Yeah I'm only 19 but the 14 year old just every five minutes "can I get a cigarette?" They were punk as fuck

>>6550662
maw you'd be dismissed as a degenerate looking for an excuse to diddle some kiddies

>>6550663
It's a good feeling to get to do that can't lie.

>>6550670
i want to meet the real red

>>6550515
oh, i thought that was like yr past month lol.....
>>6550408
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhi dunno desu. i can post liks to shit i get down with, but uhh that'sabout it. picking a fav is hard. like i can pick a fav in a genere?

>>6550662
I've heard of some tranny teachers around my area, ms. garrison. If you pass it doesn't matter anyways. The ones that don't pass can still be cool from what I've heard

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>friend detransitioned and retransitioned not long ago
>now getting srs
should i be worried for them?

>>6550674
:(

i just want to take care of them and help them grow and learn i don't want to do any pedo stuff

>>6550677
I'll show you the real red. !!!

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>>6550627
>I'm on the side of Islam
hahaha
okay, you're going to die

>>6550673
I did a lot of acid when I was 19 :) You know what kind of acid? Have you tried the mushrooms?

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>>6550659
Eris fuck-- you being this cute demoralizes me because I'm a jealous shrew lol

>>6550667
It's not pathetic-- social anxiety is something that is going to take years to comfortable recover from, it's okay.

I want you to know that you are worth having confidence, even if that means nothing coming from some asshole online.

I also think it will help you to remember that breast development on HRT can last like 7 years so you might not be done yet. But even if you are we'll get fakes together because I'm flatter than a board lol

>>6550662
I plan to be a teacher too. Soooomeday. I don't imagine gender being a real issue as long as you're qualified.

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>>6550673
*pat pat pat*

L> room for rent

SoCal.
OC/LA.

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>>6550647
>not presenting cock
>>6550656
Same

>>6550702
you can live in my parent's house in Fullerton

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i hate living

>>6550705
I liked tugging on you while walking

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>Tfw im a year in on hrt
>tfw i dont even remotely pass
Should i just end it all?

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Going into the men's changing room at planet fitness to wash your face and change your bra is literally never going to stop being funny

>>6550696
omg its motherfuckin oddish
hai dude whatre you up to?

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>>6550711
Yes kill yourself.

>>6550713
You're a girl rrrrrrreeeeee

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>>6550710
Tugging...on my hand
o///o
Woo lewd

Read me poetry and tell me your thoughts on art while our hands lewdly brush desu

>>6550549
>boris flood
seeing in august for the third time and got a flood tshirt
i love you

>>6550680
i kinda know what you like this be trish

>>6550656
ben photos for you l8r

>>6550695
thats actually really sweet... thanks

>>6550717
You can have my soul when i die <3

>>6550710
WEW

>>6550714
I'm hanging out at the house i was kicked out of. Not really doing much at all.
How are you?

>>6550689
>le crusader

>>6550708
I want 2 be first, rude!!!!

>>6550720
faye you are such a good girl

>>6550710
Tugging, you have my attention

>the other guy who was interested in the apartment got it instead of me because they flipped a coin
Well this is fucking gay

>>6550709
I love watching you like this

So tell me what. Shit situation has your pathetic life steered you into now.

If you impress me you might make it worthy of a screencap

>>6550720
We'll give you a new perspective on art!

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>>6550727
deus vult mother fucker

>>6550721
ive seen them three times myself! the best was on the rainbow tour. i love u too anon.

>>6550733
I would have just told you to fuck off for being a tranny

Tubby

>>6550726
I'm alright. just shitposting. You got kicked out? You mean before right?

>>6550739
They didn't know I'm a tranny anon :^]

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>>6550734
edgy, I am just pissed because my truck failed smog today

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>>6550690
I'm gonna be doing aciddd for a whilllee. Not sure but I know its good. I haaavveeee tried them three times. Deff enjoy acid more but wanna do them again.

>>6550709
w-what wrong kay?

>>6550711
Show your self and be judged

>>6550735
Give me new perspective? On
Art and life and sexuality and openness

Open my esile easle and pour your color over me

>>6550738
I saw them twice in nihon. First time was the best show I've ever seen. They played statement, rainbow (solo), pink, farewell, and sometimes among others.

>>6550701
Mew mew!

>>6550745
gained back 8 pounds, failed smog test, need to pay rent, surprisingly normie shit desu

>>6550750
stop eating pizza all the time
sell your car to someone out of state and buy a cheap economical girly hatchback or something
how do you even earn money for rent?

>>6550705
I like privacy!

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>>6550748
i heard that they did the entirety of flood on a recent tour... i wish i had seen them for that, its like my dream to see that performed live, lol. o well.

>in nihon
why were you in nihon anon? im plannin gon applying to jet this year...

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>>6550746
Eh ok heres my ugly mug

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>>6550756
Hi discount Red.

>>6550744
Nice. You should ask yr dealer to ask up the chain to find out what kind it is so you can binge hard without having a heart attack or something. Ever try dmt?

>>6550729
>>6550708

I think I should get to know anyone before moving in...

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>>6550752
>stop eating pizza all the time
I just had pizza hut 20 min ago lol

>sell your car to someone out of state and buy a cheap economical girly hatchback or something
but I still like my truck because its all visibility

>how do you even earn money for rent?
>mfw

>>6550756
You could pass if you presented yourself as female
Get a women's haircut

>>6550755
I studied at waseda
JET is a fucking meme, don't do it
Scratch that, living in Japan is a fucking meme, don't do it
I could go into why, but not now cause I'm working at a gig and have no time to elaborate

>>6550756
why not grow yr hair out more? You look fine to me.

>>6550756
>tfw ur filling in ur brows but get really tired halfway through and say fuck it I'm gonna go watch anime

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Hahahahaha

>>6550747
I'll shade you with fine lines,
Impacts and kisses

>>6550770
Have you tried oil out yet?
What about pure sativa?

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>>6550769
They are just like that, i think somethink happend to them when i was a kid
>>6550768
Currently doing just that then im gonna cut it in to shape

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>>6550772
can you and faye take this elsewhere?
jesus

>>6550774
Durban is a sativa and I also have a vape pen here.

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>>6550767
o-oh

well ngl ive literally only ever heard good things and its basically been my dream since i was like 13 so i think im gonna try for it regardless sorry

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>>6550780

why the fuck is mtfg so erp lately?

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>>6550777
Like LA?
How you doing sweetheart

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>>6550761
I'll do that I'm pretty curious. I hope they actually know. I do binge pretty hard, took 6 and a half tabs last night. About 250 micro grams each. can't wait till we get molly again. No but I really really really want too. Think I wanna shoot it up.

>>6550772
>tfw red is infinitely better at this then you
>>6550769
Dat shade doh
Be nice to baby tranny

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>>6550784

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>>6550792
>Like LA?
wait, did you see me at LAX yesterday?

>>6550780
nice I thought sativas usually had higher cbd than thc.
give red a grammy dab

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>>6550765
>I just had pizza hut 20 min ago lol
this is why you regained 8lbs
>but I still like my truck because its all visibility
kayla has become a soccor mom D:
seriously though just get rid of it
>mfw
thats lewd

>>6550798
This is just one of those cartridge pens I don't think she can handle a dab you should've seen her walking back from the park it was adorablee

suicidal again for no apparent reason
shit's pretty good in my life I guess but I still want to go hug a train

>>6550799
>dat gif
lol I always eat Popsicles like this, no wonder why I got taunted when I was younger

>>6550804
Lucky.

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>>6550796
3 and a half weeks ~
>>6550804
>suicidal again for no apparent reason
that was me last night
one minute i was trolling /r9k/ next i was dwelling on how much i hate myself and want to die and cried for 2 hours wooo

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>>6550793
Mado pls don't die. :3

>>6550805
you cant help that you are thirsty
you should suck some of your school bullies dicks
t-that'll show em

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>>6550809

I feel like sheen now
Hm

>>6550644
How did you meet him? I want a sugar daddy so bad
>>6550639
It's Waltham Forest ackchually and those are the only two shariah boroughs, rest of the city is perfectly fine.
>>6550765
You're a hooker???
>>6550809
>tfw when you want to die others want you to die

>>6550817
h-huh

>>6550743
Meh

>>6550750
LOL

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>>6550793
Don't shoot it up yr first time you crazy kid
Its relatively simple to extract, im growing my own plants right now cuz im superstitious. I bought $250 worth to treat my friends and they abused me so greedily my 1st time. be careful with that stuff.

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>>6550812
God you're adorable. I don't plan on dying for at least a little while! So don't worry senpai.

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>>6550815
Remember to pet red for me okay

>>6550809
Glad to hear you are feeling down freak

>>6550823
I've kinda just given up indefinitely.
Also, nobody here really gives a crap anymore.
hell, i'm not even mocked anymore. I'm kinda envious

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>>6550831
She's been getting lots of headpats!!

>>6550831
>>6550829
>>6550815
>>6550812
This thread is adorably lowkey lewd desu

>>6550835
>Not even mocked
>envious

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>>6550821
>only two sharia bouroughs
>only two

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>just got call back about desk job
im so nervous

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>>6550837
Good!
>>6550838
it's super lewd desu

>>6550833
how pathetic do you have to be?

>>6550845
>affirmation in any form is still affirmation

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>>6550826
But I like tripping balls. I've always wanted to grow my own. Your friends abused you? H'wat. I don't plan on doing it lightly but I love how it fuels my art tho

>>6550844
Prairie mimosas
Probably gonna wait another year
im gonna perfect the method using acacia root bark a few times 1st

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>>6550756
Lurking cis guy here, you're passable and cute, I don't think you'd have much trouble getting a qt significant other.

Hailey's a cute

>>6550835
>I've kinda just given up indefinitely.
I haven't given up :(
>Also, nobody here really gives a crap anymore.
thats true
>hell, i'm not even mocked anymore. I'm kinda envious
oh, I'm an easy target I guess

>>6550847
good luck kayla

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>tfw talking to a trans girl about how she almost didn't transition cause she thought no one would ever see her as a girl

people do this????????????????

>>6550853
Set and setting fucked me over. If you get a chance to visit arizona, the sonoran river toad is extremely easy to extract 5-meo-dmt which is much more powerful and much more dangerous.

>tfw playing mortal kombat and eating potato chips in my underwear and a t shirt
Where did it all go wrong

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>>6550838
But that's the best lewd~! It can be all the time that way!

>>6550848
I can't wait to do the same with you thoughh

>>6550868
People are scared to be who they are.

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you were all flowergirls as kids right?

>>6550868
edie I respect that you're generally a nice person but you really are a fucking retard sometimes

>>6550846
No religious police in my borough.
>>6550870
How am I supposed to ever be your gf if you live in Arizona??
>>6550871
>tfw sold mortal kombat because no-one to play with
>>6550868
Where's today's blog update?

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>>6550829
K, just be safe!

>>6550838
L E W D

>>6550847
You can do it nerd!

>>6550868
That's pretty common.

>>6550865
;-;
i'm sorry
>>6550868
my parents don't... but i was daft enough to decide to never see them again.
i don't.. but i avoid mirrors, sooo
E makes me feel good.
das it.
I'd call it "side effects" rather than transition

>>6550876
ive never been to a wedding in my life ;-;

You're all beautiful my god!

>>6550868
It's called common sense

There is no better status in life than being a male. Especially in a Country like mine where rape is still legal

>>6550874
Because it's stupid duh.

Just be normal you mentally ill freaks

>>6550876
No ;~;

>>6550870
>Tfw just moved out of Tucson and didn't know DMT was that easily available there.

>>6550868
This board is literally full to capacity of people who do this.

How did you forget that heartbreaking thing, and how can I follow suit?

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>>6550876
Never been to a wedding.

>>6550880
The religious police still exist proving london is a shithole.

Most digesting ugly scummy city in all the UK. Absolute garbage town

Your head in the sand approach doesent excuse it of that.

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>>6550868
Non homonculus have feelings and fears

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>>6550874
>>6550877
>>6550881

i just don't get it cause i literally just started wearing makeup and dresses and did whatever and that never crossed my mind lol

>>6550891

stuff just kind of goes to the back of my mind a lot, never to return desu