/mtfg/ Transgirl General

>>6545310
first for mtfg is a shithole

First for Faye is a cute and y'all can fight me if you wanna hurt her

>1 new thread
>I have a bowl with 1.2kg of macaroni in it

Okay so serious question raised by the /r9k/ bullshit, who exactly are the 'Stacies' of /mtfg/?

File: 1443490854330.jpg (153KB, 1088x708px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 1088x708px

>>6545315
yeah but its our shithole
the sad thing is there's nowhere better
but, I like everyone here so theres that

STAY OFF R9K ROASTIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6545326
Kill yourself dyl-hole. Or let HRC usher in the new cuckage.

t. elena

>>6545332
Apple?

File: 1388998652989.jpg (67KB, 401x442px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 401x442px

>>6545326
h-hey bacon

>>6545319
Tonymoly snail gel
Mizon snail repair eye cream
And cleansing foam

>>6545324
edie

File: 6193494.jpg (34KB, 291x372px)

34KB, 291x372px

>>6545295
>>6545297

>tfw I always read Sheen is from Austria and am now realizng that she's in Australia.
I honestly apologize!

I guess it's mostly /fit/ broscience to be honest, Shakira. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

how does it feel to get a taste of your own medicine, you mean girls?

how does it feel to know r9k is fighting back?

>>6545323
I thought you said
>I have a bowl with 1.2g of marijuana in it

Which is what I have

except actually much less cause that would be wasteful as heck

>>6545337
hi shannon

>>6545332
Can't kill myself while Clinton still lives m8
also STAY OFF R9K
REEE

File: image.gif (4MB, 385x392px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 385x392px

>>6545335
u-ummm...

>>6545326
Can pre-op mtfs be roasties?

Who has a couch on the best coast to crash on?
or a closet
or idk like...

a shed?

>>6545354
pretty mediocre tbqf

>>6545355
hmm
that's a good, wait no, a terrible idea
I'll stick to my macaroni thank you

>>6545324
>Stacies
Please explain this meme to me Joanie. :3

>>6545357
Yes we know each other. You dragged my ass through ToO and bonded over us both knowing a certain dominant someone.

File: Facepalm.jpg (2MB, 2400x2880px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2400x2880px

>>6545354

>>6545355
Hiiiii :3

>>6545324
Edie obviously

>>6545358
yes, it's a mindset

>>6545363
The girl you want to get with but can't because you're not Chad.

>>6545367
Oh, I remember.

>>6545358
Most certainly

>>6545374
Yeah. How've you been?

>>6545373
Oooooooh! Ty

oi! i like my hair the way it is!

I wanna be a Stacy. How do I Stacy

>>6545362
ok fag

>>6545370
hiiiiiii! :33

>>6545375
getting fucked by me every night mostly

>>6545352
When I was a kid I always wondered why Austria and Australia have similar names. I still don't know why.
>>6545384
Suck dick, be a bitch.
>>6545387
>fucking
AGP

>>6545384
Marry the spider-man

>>6545387
Is that so? Are you the same one I heard about in November?

>>6545373
this is not exactly accurate

stacys are the hot mean girls who start rumors and treat everyone like shit. it's true they only fuck Chads, but that's not the only thing that makes them a stacy, since most girls only fuck Chad.

File: IMG_20160711_192410.jpg (2MB, 1836x3264px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1836x3264px

so uhhhhhh how r u supposed to eat crab???

I just came out to my parents
Felt good as hell

File: 1436039563413.jpg (53KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 1280x720px

>>6545403
And now the next couple weeks are going to awkward.

>>6545345
never tried any snail stuff, let me know if it feels good or if you notice anything. good haul though

>>6545373
thats a great definition, nice post

>>6545391
somebodys gotta fug the boipucci and it might as well be me before i get that srs

>>6545394
i dont know, but shes sitting next to me rn

>>6545398
you smash the stomach and rip the meat out, the you tear apart the claws and succ

>>6545403
what did they say?

>>6545398
>Me? I'd serve crab legs
also

C H O W D A H

File: PrOXybD.gif (120KB, 350x197px)

120KB, 350x197px

>>6545403

I finally told them I'm into wearing diapers. They didn't cry as much as I expected them to.

>>6545410
I was joking, have fun!

>>6545323
Do you eat anything other than macaroni anymore?
Because I'm starting to worry that you might not.

>>6545410
Well, ask her if she is mad at me for something. I've messaged her multiple times over the past 8 months and never got a single response

File: 1451773108985.gif (664KB, 383x359px)

664KB, 383x359px

>>6545415
OH! Give us the story.
What did you say? How did they react?

i responded to that email after two weeks

i think i just made my first gender counselor appointment!

>>6545398
crack the shell open, discard the dead mans fingers and everything else is edible
http://www.bsac.com/page.asp?section=1144

>>6545403
congrats, it feels good to get it off your chest
I hope they're going to be supportive of you

>>6545415
Angie?
>>6545411
They took it fine, I'm properly gonna ask them if I can see a gender therapist

File: bunless.jpg (31KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 600x400px

>>6545415
...why would you tell your parents about that?

>>6545422
Please don't make me repeat myself
>>6545415

File: 1409473418236.webm (3MB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x360px

>tfw always sleepy

>>6545398
you don't crabs are cute, leave them alone.

>>6545423
Nice! Hope it works out.

>>6545429
Who is this shitlord? I'm not a faggot.

>>6545429
use a tripcode

>>6545424
>discard the dead mans fingers

I've never heard them called that, neat name

>>6545432
No, that's not detailed enough!
We need everything. I need to know exactly how they cried.
Did it start slow and build up into sobbing?
Or did it stay at a low intensity cry that was more just tears rolling down the face but no sobbing?
I want to know these things.

File: image.png (204KB, 1334x750px) Image search: [Google]

204KB, 1334x750px

>>6545430

>>6545438
That crab is cooked, anon. :(

>>6545435
Same; on your side is it that you don't sleep enough, or not getting enough exercise or sunlight, or some kind of medical thing or what, do you think?

>>6545442
I'm aganist using tripcodes, I might consider it.

File: tumblr_m61foiOgRk1qiznxlo1_1280.jpg (108KB, 484x772px)

108KB, 484x772px

my friends told me they were worried about me so i decided to eat the rest of my rice cakes for dinner, bringing me up to 700 calories!! i ate a lot today desu.

File: “Настасья Королевична - Nastasya Korolevichna” Sergey Solomko 1910.jpg (139KB, 412x640px)

139KB, 412x640px

GET OFF MY BOARD

>>6545450
sleep deprivation and vitamin deficiency

File: 319111.jpg (51KB, 600x450px)

51KB, 600x450px

>>6545438
But they taste really good

>>6545435
>>6545450
I have insomnia so I can never fall asleep...
Except not anymore! Weed is pretty amazing for sleep. I take 1 hit, wait 20 minutes, and then go to bed and pass out after a couple minutes of rubbing my face in my pillow.

>>6545406
Why is that?
Is it because they'll ask a lot of really awkward questions, and just have to get used to the idea of their kid being trans in general?

t. still hasn't come out to her parents yet

>>6545448
Stop trying to impersonate me! REEEEEEE

I'm not a degenerate transsexual, I'm into being an adult baby girl who wears diapers.

>>6545435
*leaves u snacks*

File: 1457439922026.jpg (108KB, 680x578px)

108KB, 680x578px

>tfw your ex is coming by for netflix and chill and you're worried you're gonna wind up cuddling

>>6545421
The reason why is that one time on stream I didnt want to out you to the 25+ watching at the time and you got made for using pronouns when I didn't know. So I said fuck it and just avoided because I just didn't know what to do

Goddamnit leaving my gf hurts every time

>>6545466
Sometimes, it can be violent. But most of the time it's just an awkward time for everyone because of a lack of information and comfort surrounding the subject.
In my case, things just felt wrong. Like my parents were judging me and trying to fix me. Things like suggestions to do more manly things, telling me that hormones will give me cancer, making fun of me for doing not-guy things, and constantly telling me that I'm the man of the house.
It took my parents 1 year to stop doing all this shit and it's probably only because I got a girlfriend.

>>6545445
Look, it was hard, ok? I feel comfort in having a diaper at all times as I have social anxiety and don't like using public toilets.

They were worried about me being seen by neighbors or family, but I barely go out. And I told them I would dispose my diapers every day.

Does anyone know about forced defecation when using marshmallows as a stimulant?

>>6545458
Get some multi-vitamins. (I should probably get some too.) And go to sleep at a reasonable hour! Haha.

File: f50[1].jpg (37KB, 794x794px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 794x794px

FUCK OFF FROM OUR R9K YOU RETARDED MENTALLY ILL GAY PEOPLE, FUCK OFF IN A HOLE AND DIE AND STOP MAKING GAY THREADS ON OUR BOARD

YOU AUTISTS WEAR FUCKING DIAPERS

>>6545478
>Does anyone know about forced defecation when using marshmallows as a stimulant?
yes unfortunately i was on /b/ for a while before i ever checked any of the other boards

are u serious mate

>>6545324
Edie, ufufu, Mercury

>>6545474
why does it hurt
is it because you miss her and always want to be with her

>>6545454
if you're gonna use a name you may as well because people may impersonate you

>>6545481
(Most of us don't.)

>>6545473
I'm not one to hold that against anyone. If I remember right, I was joking, so dont worry about it. Im actually pretty easy to talk to even if shit like that happens.So dont worry about it ok? <3 Hit me up on Skype sometime. Im always around.

>>6545349
>>6545371
>>6545484

;_; i'm not a stacy

>>6545485
Of course! She is my life!

>>6545474
>tfw not even important enough to be missed...
Ayy lmao... I'm still a bit high.

>>6545478
That's weird, dude... that's super weird.
But it's okay because I do weird things as well.
Sometimes, at an intersection or something, I wave at construction workers and hope they notice and respond.

File: 1442958859391.jpg (61KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 500x375px

>>6545481
You sound angry fampai

>>6545456
Femboy.jpg
>>6545455
>tfw at 0 calories
>>6545474
I hope everything goes well for you and you get to live with her full time someday!

File: wooden-plank-through-head-500x314[1].jpg (48KB, 500x314px)

48KB, 500x314px

>>6545489
DIE

File: 84ecbd29a906feadb32d92aa8c89e54d.jpg (56KB, 540x670px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 540x670px

>>6545491
youre my stacy bby

>>6545487
I've had my name, address and phone number plastered over pastebin, I honestly don't care if somebody's using my name. It's pretty funny tbqh

>>6545493
weed is boring

>>6545491
you are
the fact you dont think you are is proof that you are

I was told I could find a cute transgirl here to orbit and buy Steam games for. Any offers?

>>6545508
Sure. Im bored and not doing anything

>>6545481
I take enough grief from people here. Please make fun of diapers amongst yourselves.

>>6545493
Do they notice and respond? That anxiety would make me pee my diapers.

>>6545483
Can you post a link? I just want to try this out to see if it's something I really like.

>>6545487
Shakira, please stop talking to this weirdo trying to impersonate.me.

File: Ernst Kutzer4.jpg (106KB, 468x737px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 468x737px

>>6545498
Repent!

>>6545491
You're the biggest stacy on this board

>>6545508
Damn I'm at the bar rn

>>6545477
Aw, that sucks.

I'm not too sure how my parents will react.
I highly doubt it would be violent, thankfully, but I'm also not sure how supportive they'd be.
I think at the very least, it would make things awkward between me and my dad for a while.

File: image.jpg (55KB, 460x574px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 460x574px

>>6545491
>literally talking about banging Chad thundercock earlier

>>6545498

we will be the skinniest evur

>>6545500

w-wow...i can get down with t-that..

>>6545507

I'M NOT THOUGH!!

>>6545519
>I'M NOT THOUGH!!
if you had a vagina you'd be a roastie for sure

>>6545396
How do I become a stacy? I want to be a stacy.

>>6545503
It's fun for me.
When me nd Kaylee are super high together... we fuck a lot and get all lewd.
And shit just feels better.

I'm not going to go much further than weed though... at least not for now. And alcohol isn't really as fun for me since my Tuesday night incident with the groping...

>>6545512
Oh, I'm sure they noticed. But I have no idea how they took my reactions as.

File: 9b1a50ead28108cb202eac7befefc375_400x400.jpg (27KB, 400x400px)

27KB, 400x400px

>tfw you get accused of having girly taste in motorcycles

https://unsee
.cc/tunazeso/
any hope of passing?
>inb4 someone recognizes me

>>6545522
dubs confirm you will be a stupid ho
(If thats what you rlly want)

>>6545526
But you're a girl

File: 1463980394280.jpg (137KB, 569x511px) Image search: [Google]

137KB, 569x511px

>>6545500
phie ilu <3333333

>>6545510
1. Are you cute?

2. What is your Steam?

3. Are you really prepared to have an undesirable beta orbiter?

>>6545501

Please dude, this is a moment I wanted to share with my friends on mtfg, have some respect and at least use a trip I've used regularly.

>>6545514
>>6545521

;___; BUT I'M NOT A STACY OR A ROASTIE!!!

>>6545518

just because i like having sex with tall hot men doesn't mean i'm a stacey!!

>>6545477
It sucks that they took it that way
My parents are straight hippies, They practically took it without caring

>>6545532
1. People say I am
2. id/simplym
3. Sure I dont mind :3

>>6545524
idk its not boring, but if you go out being stoned is really shit cus all i wanna do is melt into a chair and stuff my face..

>>6545526
what motorcycle?

;___________________________________;

File: image.jpg (124KB, 2027x366px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 2027x366px

>>6545534
Banging Chad thundercock is what Stacey does

File: TmUVEKE.png (971KB, 894x1200px)

971KB, 894x1200px

>>6545526
>being able to tell motocycles and bicycles apart

can you do that? D:

>>6545531
yes bby :3 <3

>>6545526
Wanna fuck on my bike?

File: 1379801249287.png (315KB, 411x294px)

315KB, 411x294px

>>6545528
Yes but yr gonna need that jaw slabbed off.
>>6545526
>tfw u ride bitch on yr number 1 handsome man's silverwing

>>6545481

*doms u with engorged shenis*

>>6545534
you the literal definition of stacey

all you talk about is the retarded inane shit you do and the people youve fucked, you wear twenty pounds of makeup, and youre a fucking whore

>>6545538
>Elizabeth
Sorry, my mother is named Elizabeth. This will be impossible.

You do realize you are all mentally ill? They should give you sterilization pills in place of estrogen, so you can't spread your mental disease further

>>6545535
Please stop. Really . You've had your fun.

File: 1461460036205.gif (2MB, 499x281px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 499x281px

>>6545526
>TFW my taste in bikes is sporty and modern...
>TFW bike and bike equipment in a few months...
>TFW cis female friend is something straight from a motorcycle magazine and I'll get to ride with her...
>MFW girly taste in motorcycles just means that you like sport bikes with pink fairings...

>>6545539
I like going outside when high but I'm also afraid to. It's a pretty crazy feeling to drive to SF while high and carrying 2 passengers in the back.

>>6545551
literally the weakest bait ive ever seen

you do realize hrt makes you sterile right?

File: 1468134280600.png (355KB, 519x465px) Image search: [Google]

355KB, 519x465px

Can girls have dicks?

>>6545550
Ok.I dont go by it though but I gave it a shot anon. Have fun finding a qt to orbit <3

Does anyone still have that Phien video when she accidentaly left skype on while fucking her bf?

>>6545543

IT'S NOT LIKE I KNEW HE HAD A HUGE DICK WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING

>>6545549

;------------; i've only had sex with three ppl in all of 2016 tho

>>6545551
But... We do take sterilization pills with the estrogen
>>6545556
Only the best ones

>>6545526
>Motorcycle in Canada .

How does that even work in winter?please don't casket on two wheels!

>>6545556
I like my gf's dick a lot...
I go total cockslut for it.

File: 1461761957036.jpg (304KB, 1200x1697px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 1200x1697px

>>6545544
>>6545531

sorry its late, I meant to write Ilu2 <3

File: 2015_honda_giorno_bike_top_speed.jpg (94KB, 500x370px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 500x370px

>>6545541
Pls no bully

>>6545544
One has an engine and one doesn't

>>6545545
Doesn't sound comfortable

>>6545490
Sounds good. What have you been up to as of late?

>>6545500
S O A P

>>6545542
h-hey, any word on l-lyra?

>>6545556
absolultely not!

File: 1468276828662[1].jpg (908KB, 2000x2288px) Image search: [Google]

908KB, 2000x2288px

>>6545538
Which one are you on this list of mental patients? If you are not on it then put up a pic of yourself

Another person from /r9k/ here, is there a name for cis guys who are very attracted to trannies, like fat broads have chubby chasers?

>>6545551
Lol too late, I already impregnated your mom.

>>6545560
its only july and you have fucked three dudes despite being a girl and having a dick
you're the closest thing to a stacey that a tranny could ever be

>>6545567
elfginger a qt

>>6545566
Ive been getting by. Got out of the hospital yesterday and trying to get used to life again. How about you?
>>6545567
I'm not on the list. Why do you want to see a pic of me?

>>6545569
"Gay". If you are male and you are attracted to males, you are gay.

>>6545569
it's just chasers and we hate them for anything besides a desperate fuck.

>>6545553
>driving under the influence
fuk dat

>weigh self as soon as i get home on my own scale with all my clothes on
>says im 1lb heavier than the doctors said
>take off all my clothes and it turns out altogether they weighed 5 pounds
>still 2 pounds heavier than this morning
idk what to believe anymore

>>6545576
Yes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47cvM33Y0-8

whats going on in this video

>>6545579
I did it just fine for 2 hours.
I was actually driving safer than I normally do.

File: Eraserhead1.jpg (7KB, 369x200px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 369x200px

>ywn be a Stacy
>>6545569
Chasers

>>6545564
how do you feel about the leak? >>6545558

>>6545574
Fucking this, cutest one on the pic

>>6545576
Well didn't you say you wanted a robot orbiter? I should at least know what you look like, otherwise I couldn't orbit you

>>6545567
Please shitlord. This is offensive to anyone here.

>>6545582
But why. Are you the orbiter anon?

>>6545580
1L of water is about 2lb. You shouldn't worry about that much fluctuation in a day.

File: shit.jpg (51KB, 465x509px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 465x509px

>>6545567
Boo

>>6545576
why you in da hospital. Been busy mainly. Working and classes really. Also not touching destiny really.

>>6545580
weight flucuates a lot during the day, either with the need to take shits/piss, eat, and just going through the day. It's best to just take a lot of samples and average it out over the course of a month if you want to get autismal.

>>6545577
gay guys arent attracted to transgirls though

>>6545546
thanks for reminding and filling me with anger

>>6545589
I am not, I just wanna see cute girls though.

>>6545592
omg juniper you're so pretty

File: 307b832b1846fb6629c12b37ad2c2efc.jpg (63KB, 564x752px)

63KB, 564x752px

>>6545558
>>6545586

PSHHH
THATS A SECRET
the newclowns dont know about this and Id like to keep it that way D:

>>6545565
but this is so confusing ;~;

>>6545566
SO MUCH SOAP!

>>6545592
Lmao, is this Lizzy? Fucking kek

File: tumblr_o4vshyD2v11r79214o1_1280.jpg (136KB, 960x960px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 960x960px

>>6545553
i kind of like a more traditional thing, im planning on getting a nice simple kawasaki soon, not a sporter but something fun to ride. im not the biggest fan of sporter bikes since theyre usually not as comfy or controllable desu

>>6545565
theres nothing wrong with a little motor scooter like that, its all about funsies

>>6545595
not if they pass, but that's pretty rare

>>6545596
Better than some of us though. I need ffs too.

>>6545580
Your weight is not a constant. It fluctuates during the day. If you want an objective measurement of your weight, weigh yourself in the same conditions at roughly the same time every day.

I'm from r9k, could somebody tell me how to contact this "elfginger"? Does he post here?

File: 1466315926245.jpg (91KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 1280x720px

What even is a "roastie"?
I know the term can refer to vaginas whose inner labia stick out a lot, but I get the feeling that /r9k/ people who say it are referring to something else.

>>6545580
If you're really into tracking by weight, measure it 3 times a day and plot it, the variations throughout the day will average out and trend down.

I should have gotten high tonight

File: tumblr_o9qnejeOA81r0hbwko1_400.jpg (58KB, 399x600px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 399x600px

>>6545580
O N C E A W E E K
>>6545565
thats a scooter, REEEEEE, SCOOTERS ARENT CYCLES AAHHHH REEEEEEE NO TASTEREEEEEEE
>>6545560
i was on my tumblr, u'd like this i bet

File: File Jul 06, 4 10 45 PM.jpg (305KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

305KB, 1080x1920px

>>6545566

who r u

>>6545567

i'm actually much manlier than my picture portrays

>>6545572

well i was dating someone for 3 months of that time............................................sex is really easy to get tho idu what that has to do with it

>>6545604
Cruisers and touring bikes are gross.
Dual-sport is meh.
Sport bikes and supersports are pretty fucking sweet.
Adventure bikes... top-tier. I want a V-Strom 650.

But I'm going to start with a Ninja 300 ABS first since I've been recommended it numerous times and I got to ride one yesterday and I like the look.

File: V36oDD1.jpg (387KB, 1944x2592px) Image search: [Google]

387KB, 1944x2592px

>>6545587
>>6545597
Ok.. I took this one a few months ago.
>>6545594
I was in the psych ward for suicidal ideations. I actually had to sell my PS4 to pay bills. Did you ever get that internship or whatever it was you were going for?
>>6545600
<3

Fuck... Come to check out what's going on and it's a damn r9k raid -.- wonderful.

>>6545617
qt lizzy

>>6545613
>2 wheels
>engine
It's a motorcycle

>>6545614
Post tits, I always wondered what regular tranny boobs look like

>>6545601
nope its just shitty-ass me.
>>6545599
I'm actually not though but thanks, sweetums
>>6545612
You should

>>6545534
But that's literally what Stacey does. You are Stacey incarnate.

>>6545620
Nah

>>6545560
>three ppl
that's more people than ive had sex with my whole life

>>6545617
I wanna brush your hair, you're beautiful

>>6545617
Ahahahahahah kek, no steam games for you, get help

>>6545623
>>6545628
way better than me! :)

>>6545614
omfg you even look like a stacey

File: 1467930330020.jpg (198KB, 1080x1080px)

198KB, 1080x1080px

>>6545621
NO
http://www.motor-scooters-guide.com/motorcycle-scooter.html
u are wrong
stop triggering me

THIS is a motorcycle
if you sit on it like a toliet, it's a scooter
scooters are inferior

>>6545618
>implying this place isn't already /r9k/

>>6545622

mine are tiny, ask faye/jaye hers are rly nice

>>6545626
>>6545629

....but all of my friends slept with way more ppl than that this year...............

>>6545633

I DO NOT

File: img.jpg (176KB, 768x768px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 768x768px

>>6545614
I was that person that asked about how she was doing awhile back. Trans-senpai and shit.

>>6545617
Surprisingly so, doing well in it as well. Given me some nice opportunities. I take it things may have fell out with gf? G-get a pc, i-it could be better.

>>6545614
>sex is really easy to get tho
for a stacey

>>6545637
Well, never came here and saw Stacy and roastie thrown around so much, so looks like a full blown raid to me

>>6545639
But I think small boobs are cute... Please? <3

File: image.jpg (54KB, 1233x223px)

54KB, 1233x223px

>>6545610
Pic related :p
>>6545614
>tfw you haven't had sex this year
;-; triggered

Also sorry for pickinggggg on you I'm done nowwwww

File: tumblr_mbjtz2jTHn1r6w8wbo1_500.jpg (22KB, 500x499px)

22KB, 500x499px

>>6545635
>motor+bicycle=motorcycle

>>6545639
i think you look like a mayan

>>6545639
ive only had sex with zero people so far in my life

>>6545644
Can I see your boobs?

>>6545630
Nah
>>6545631
Get help for what?
>>6545632
Nah
>>6545640
Thats great. Im glad everything worked out for you. She broke up with me back in May and kicked me out. I actually built a PC back in March. Its nice.
>>6545648
Elanna pls

>>6545639
>lips filled, botox, caked up, bitch expression
>not stacey

>>6545655
Mental il

File: 1467988665161.jpg (3MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3264x2448px

>>6545648
but scooters are bicycles
scoots dont even look like bicycles
why are you trolling me
no fucking bully

File: image.jpg (240KB, 878x1276px) Image search: [Google]

240KB, 878x1276px

>>6545653

>>6545655
its sad that none you guys accept that you're pretty :(

>2016
>still using fossil fuels to propel yourself

Scum, literal scum.

>>6545659
W-Wow
More please?

>>6545659
nice scar, bro

File: 00F0F_a18hVpLE6qN_600x450.jpg (70KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 600x450px

>>6545658
>implying

>>6545648
>she likes motorcycles
trash

>>6545659
more

>tfw no femdom gf with a bigger dick than mine
Why was I cursed with such a specific and statistically unlikely kink?

please tell me why I shouldn't kill myself

File: edaf62447f64ca57810fd4171b7ea71a.png (10KB, 691x113px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 691x113px

>>6545640

o, um i haven't seen her so idk

>>6545641
>>6545652

omg

>>6545656

i haven't had botox or my lips done or whatever ;_;

>>6545644

do ur gf desu!! i'm fucking crying at 424 results for dick tho. it's not as bad with this name!!

>>6545657
How am I mentally ill? Do you even know anything about me anon?
>>6545660
Im sorry ;~:

File: 114399.jpg (37KB, 225x350px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 225x350px

>>6545658
>Abicycle, often called abikeorcycle, is ahuman-powered,pedal-driven,single-track vehicle, having twowheelsattached to aframe, one behind the other.
Scooters are a kind of bicycle :^)

>>6545662
Elon Musk you need fossil fuels to make your Tesla batteries in the first place.

File: image.jpg (33KB, 400x300px)

33KB, 400x300px

>>6545658
>patriarchal views of motorcycle binaries

I used to look up to you ;_;7

>>6545606
after seeing your pic, I feel slightly reassured

and I guess fully passing isn't the entire goal

File: tumblr_o1oqsaNCQ31te08jzo2_1280.jpg (105KB, 800x534px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 800x534px

>>6545615
idk full on sport bikes arent comfy to ride and they dont really look great to me, at least modern ones. adventure bikes are realy nice tho. im planning on getting a gz250 when i can as a nice fun to ride thing when i can

>>6545640
hey bby ur lookin fine kinda want to fug u ngl

>>6545668
>she doesnt like motorcycles
ew

Wow, FUCK ME, I came here from r9k to raid you and now I'm starting to think you are cute, can you guys give me a cure? I'm not baiting, I'm not trolling, just tell me what I need to do in order to give myself the same mindset I had 20 minutes ago

>>6545683
go and never come back

File: 1467988855605.jpg (3MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3264x2448px

>>6545658
>>6545648
**aren't bicycles
>>6545674
> ahuman-powered,pedal-driven,single-track vehicle
BUT SCOOTERS DONT HAVE ANY OF THOSE QUALITIES REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6545677
what is this trash vehicle you posted, idgi, why do transsxual females has such ridiculous taste in bipedal transportation

File: hello, police?.jpg (65KB, 1280x720px)

65KB, 1280x720px

>cvs wont refill my prescriptions because one doesnt have a renewal
>doctor sent in a renewal while i was at her office supposedly but it hasnt gotten to them
>they can't request a renewal because it's too early
>it's too early because i'm going out of the country on friday and my scrips are going to run out while im in europe but there needs to be a renewal in order for cvs to submit it early to insurance
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>6545590
>>6545594
>>6545608
>>6545611
>>6545613
I KNOW
I KNOW WEIGHT FLUCTUATES
IM JUST MAD ABOUT SEEING A HIGHER NUMBER THAN I DID EARLIER GODDAMMIT

The black version of Chad is Tyrone so what's the black version of Stacey? What am I aiming for here?

File: 257011.jpg (60KB, 400x238px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 400x238px

>>6545683
look at real girls?

>>6545644
So then it's just based on the myth that what a cis girl's inner labia look like is determined by how much sex she has?
/r9k/ is dumb.

>>6545687
But people are posting cute pics here, I want to see them

>>6545680
>she wants to put her life in danger just to feel cool

File: repressed trannies.png (167KB, 1920x932px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 1920x932px

>>6545683
join us

>>6545683
Um... I make really loud girly noises when I get fucked in the ass?
Does that help?

File: images(2).jpg (6KB, 229x220px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 229x220px

>>6545688
Neither do other motorcycles, because they're motor bicycles.

>>6545683
look at my face, you'll think of drans girl as men in no time.

>>6545680
Buy me ffs and i'll suck your dick into a new dimension justl ike new man's sky

>>6545672
heck

>>6545670
how big

>>6545659
good curvature, i'd compare tit-to-tit with you. Got me some knockers as well.

>>6545655
>go with her to get a fancy vagina
>kicks you out

For what purpoise

>>6545692
Yes, this will work, thank you for the idea

>>6545696
Kill yourself, you have a mental illness

File: image.jpg (199KB, 960x932px)

199KB, 960x932px

>>6545669
>>6545665
It's a blue board though.... I can only show you them on your board...can we come over there sometime maybe?

>>6545679
lol the goal is to feel as womanly as possible
>>6545683
No one cares, dangus

>>6545694
it'll only get worse

im trying to help you anon!

>>6545697
Oh my...
Maybe, but first post a pic of you, or say which one you are on the r9k collection pic

File: evidence.png (439KB, 1771x848px) Image search: [Google]

439KB, 1771x848px

>>6545688

File: 1464691717825.png (336KB, 600x887px) Image search: [Google]

336KB, 600x887px

>>6545690
you are going to end up turning into your dad while you are in europe

>>6545702
She told me that she hadnt had feelings for me in a long time. It completely shattered me. Right now Im living in a camper at my parent's until the 18th of next month. When that comes around I've got nowhere to go. Life is great isnt it?

>>6545694
then, look. who tf cares about what you get down with here

>>6545670
Get on HRT, it'll be statistically more likely if you let yours atrophy from hormones and disuse.

>>6545690
looks like its self med time uuuu

>>6545695
i mean yeah kind of, but its more about having fun than being cool and if you arent willing to risk your life to have fun just kill you're self now

>>6545702
maybe youll get ffs when you get your masters and ive got a nice axe wound in between my legs

File: 1465444560212.jpg (205KB, 708x674px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 708x674px

>>6545703
>Kill yourself, you have a mental illness
you're welcome <3

>>6545708
Lol... r9k... I don't go there.
And I'm not going to post a pic of myself. I'm not nearly high enough for that.

>>6545702
>how big
5.5"

File: image.jpg (29KB, 250x250px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 250x250px

>>6545688
I think their cute, and they have a place for my purse

File: 1468273526405[1].webm (2MB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 320x240px

>>6545706
I almost went on to tell >>6545704 to take them off, when I realized he has a fucking dick, I felt like a guy in a movie who was hyponotised and suddenly broke free, adios amigos, and enjoy this webm of a real girl, something you will never be
get help, it may not be too late

File: 67546565.png (69KB, 226x198px)

69KB, 226x198px

>>6545721
What's wrong with /r9k/?

File: tumblr_n8exsfC0Ci1sk1rjvo1_500.png (176KB, 500x281px)

176KB, 500x281px

>tfw

so i heard that you all want beta orbiters to buy you steam games and i dont have a problem with that desu. no one is forced to beta orbit or buy steam games, they have no one to blame but themselves.

however i also heard that a lot of you happen to be diaper girls and was hoping i could maybe get a diaper gf from here?

thanks in advance

>>6545694
I could post my pic and scare you away

>>6545727
but faye was born with a vagina

>>6545730
all these things are memes, only a few of us are stacies or fetishist freaks

>>6545729
anime is trash edie

File: what .png (171KB, 585x395px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 585x395px

I H A T E M Y S E L F A N D W A N T T O D I E

>>6545727
^_^ awwww robots are so cute

File: 0013-1274212956646.jpg (413KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

413KB, 1024x768px

>>6545699
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
ur gonna make me sick /n/ and /o/ on you damnnit
>>6545690
that hormone refill stuff is whack ))))):
>>6545724
scooters are okay, but they're ugly and unappealing
>>6545729
ur prettier than kuranosuke
is he gay btw?
i never really understood; he was pretty clearly cis, but......

>>6545730
fuckin stahp I hate this
Yr activating a shitstorm

>>6545728
I just don't go there. It's boring to me.

>>6545727
Aw... you have no idea how much I'd like to be her. That's so cute. Look at her squirm around a bit and her face is super cute.

>>6545736
Welcome to the club.

>>6545736
sounds like someone needs to sit down with a glass of arizona tea and put on a chili peppers album!

>>6545722
Just stop playing with yourself and it'll shrink, but even then 5.5 can easily be outmatched.

>>6545713
That happened to me with my ex. I was going to move in, and did, and I had to change my graduation track for that and like the fourth day I got cucked in a 3 way. I cut myself and shit and it was fucking terrible. And then I was stuck at my mom's which is dirty and drug haven. I hope you can find an alternative very soon. 18 months is a sorta good window.

>>6545730
The only people into diapers here are like 13 years old, just so you know.

File: 1443468936713.jpg (99KB, 849x565px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 849x565px

>tfw no biker gf to ride motorcycles with
;~;

>>6545731
but you are the prettiest girl in the whole wide world

File: 1280x1028xEggerUCI_FULL_20150618_s33_header.jpg.pagespeed.ic.5OoxNdNCbS.jpg (282KB, 1280x1028px) Image search: [Google]

282KB, 1280x1028px

tfw bicycle babe
>>6545735
true fax
>>6545736
):
>>6545743
yo dude wtf
we're supposed to be sisters, how could you ever suggest she listen to something so bland
>>6545746
are you handsome?
are you competent?
if so, hmu

File: imshit.png (42KB, 232x339px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 232x339px

>>6545736
i feel you senpaitachi.

>>6545722
>below average penis
most girls probably have a bigger dick to be quite desu wit you

>>6545704
Oh.. Oh my... Oh no
Okay, as a one time special deal just post the pics on >>>/r9k/29886204 and leave, and we will never talk about it

>>6545744
It sucks. I honestly is horrible knowing that I'm going to be living in my car in a month. Im actually fucking terrified.

File: 00606_i50DKneLf0x_1200x900.jpg (155KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 1200x800px

>whole thread talking about motorcycles now
OH I SEE BUT WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT THEM A FEW WEEKS AGO NOBODY CARED

>>6545738
yeah its fucked
idk what to do desu other than hope the scrip gets over from my doctors office tomorrow so that it can get submitted early...

>>6545742
>welcome
>WELCOME
BITCH I BEEN IN THE CLUB FOR YEARS

>>6545743
anna
i am
lkafuibsnikbsnk

>>6545749
im unironically listening to by the way right now and feeling all the feels
everything they did after that record is sleepytime music tho

>>6545755
i agree

>>6545705
yes, as possible
I recognize that there is a certain point to which this not possible without surgery

>>6545737
do you really have a vagina?

>>6545740
They're too beta to do anything

>>6545719
>kill yourself
will do

>>6545736
Well. Stop hating yourself and wanting to die.

>>6545746
>tfw I want a biker gf and she has a moto license but she doesn't like manual shifting...
>tfw cis female friend is literally a biker gf, just not my biker gf...
>tfw you'll just be the biker gf instead...
I already have the moto endorsement, I just need a bike and some equipment.

>>6545755
We've all been in the club for years. Since day 1, yo.

File: 1468028705249.jpg (39KB, 457x600px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 457x600px

>>6545738
But what would they do to me ;-;

>>6545755
We're not talking about motorcycles, we're talking about scooters :^^^^)

>>6545748
Not even

File: tumblr_mpfw9ukfsh1rddxr0o5_500.gif (951KB, 496x278px)

951KB, 496x278px

>>6545738

i think he's pansexual or s/t like that. and he's kind of goals for me come to think of it lol

>>6545745
y-you don't seriously think the other poster is me do you?
Shit

File: 2014-09-29-DSC02259.jpg (317KB, 1080x625px)

317KB, 1080x625px

>>6545736
Pull yourself up by the bootstraps familia

>>6545754
Fuck I just read >18th of next month never mind that is much scarier

>>6545744
>Just stop playing with yourself and it'll shrink
Is that true? That seems made up.
>5.5 can easily be outmatched.
oh bb

>>6545752
even post-hormones? If most girls with dicks have dicks bigger than mine that's encouraging but I am not too happy since I assume femdom+bigger dick+girl is still very rare.

File: rash.png (3MB, 1236x924px)

3MB, 1236x924px

Can biotin cause you to break out into a rash? Because I've taken some biotin and broken out into a rash

hello, I'm from r9k, can I hang around here?

>>6545774
It really is. I think thats why im so stressed out.

File: triumph-bonneville-t100-black-3-625x416.jpg (41KB, 625x416px)

41KB, 625x416px

>>6545755
motorcycles are cool, if i was there i wouldve posted them

>>6545775
beats me fambulance but i know at least three not including myself that are bigger than you

>>6545778
it does, but mostly because it is stimulating your hair follicles everywhere.

>>6545749
>are you handsome?
>are you competent?
I'm a self-hating transbian, so no to both. :c

File: 00a0a_aI2dgeun2Ry_1200x900.jpg (188KB, 1080x705px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 1080x705px

>>6545757
i jsutjskhbuiaoineuwvybewuvnac

FUCK i feel like YELLING

>>6545764
yes i know

also i need to get my motorcycle license

>>6545767
lole

>>6545774
WHAT BOOTSTRAPS AM I PULLING MYSELF UP BY HMMM???

>>6545778
if you're allergic to what they get it from, yes.

>>6545782
motorcycles ARE cool...

File: image.jpg (148KB, 894x655px)

148KB, 894x655px

>>6545759
I'm a femboy ftm, that's pretty gay bro
>>6545753
O...h

File: 1434413977099.jpg (73KB, 506x386px)

73KB, 506x386px

>>6545671

(SORRY FOR CAPS I'M NOT YELLING I JUST NEED EXPOSURE)

CAN ANYONE TELL ME HOW TO FIND ELFGINGER AND DOES HE STILL POST HERE?

>>6545778
oh god the rash has caused your whole skin to turn black

>>6545704
>>6545659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaHDBL7dVgs

File: 4dc53923eccce2f39712acd0c184f8a9.jpg (36KB, 500x553px)

36KB, 500x553px

>>6545790
>HE

lmao

File: tumblr_myopta4HCE1qkw2uho1_250.gif (320KB, 245x245px) Image search: [Google]

320KB, 245x245px

finally i have found my new avatar!!!

>>6545785
you live in the city
open your window and scream
literally no one will even care!

in a good way!!

>>6545773
Haha, I figured it probably wasn't but I couldn't tell for sure. Glad to have it cleared up though.

>>6545786
Oh oh man please post your boobs on our red board I need it

>>6545736
oh yeah. here's some trill af h8 yrself : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCLPFmN5tb4

>>6545786
I want to rub my dick between those tits.

>>6545755
>OH I SEE BUT WHEN I WAS TALKING ABOUT THEM A FEW WEEKS AGO NOBODY CARED
was I here?
thats probably why
goddamn, i love a good motocrcycle
v aesthetic
cafe racers are the best

i mean you could call the doctors office and harass them and call cvs and do the same to make sure it gets there and stuff
>>6545767
>But what would they do to me ;-;
educate you
>We're not talking about motorcycles, we're talking about scooters :^^^^)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>6545769
ohhh, okok, thats good
yeah he's gorgeous
youre prettier than him desu; have to seen the live action movie?
in the movie he's kinda ugly ):
>>6545757
tru, tru
>>6545784
>I'm a self-hating transbian, so no to both. :c
okay, are you pretty?
can u top me?