/mtfg/ - Male to Female General

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Everyone in this thread RIGHT NOW must answer these questions:
(HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING regardless of your sexual orientation)

>Which trip would be your best friend?
>Which trip would you cuddle with?
>Which trip would you top? (Optional)
>Which trip would you bottom for?
>Which trip is wife material?
>Which trip would you kill? (Optional)

Rules:
Anon is not an acceptable answer
Skipping is not an acceptable answer except the optional questions

>>6541310
they just rolled out a big update two days ago

>>6541309
whats the gameplay like

tfw no pp in bumbum

>>6541326
:(

>>6541326
>Anon is not an acceptable answer
Racist restrictions.

>>6541336
bend over pls.

>>6541336
I already offered! You just wouldn't respond!

>>6541336
>elanna was found dead in the fetal position with several penises sprawled on the walls in blood

>Which trip would be your best friend?
Kiwi (RIP in Peace)
>Which trip would you cuddle with?
Kiwi (RIP in Peace)
>Which trip would you top? (Optional)
*skip
>Which trip would you bottom for?
edie
>Which trip is wife material?
None of them
>Which trip would you kill? (Optional)
No killing is for muslims

Hey y'all I'm with Lucia and she's super beautiful

>>6541326
>dunno
>dunno
>dunno
>dunno
>dunno
>dunno

thanks nim
>>6541326
>Bff= Pleb
>Cuddler= nim
>I don't think I can top again
>Bottom for none of you :P
>Oddish is my waifu
>Probably kordelia no offense

>>6541326
>>6541347
(Forgot to quote)

>>6541347
Trip on Kiwi

>>6541344
I may have missed your post, pls be in e d m o n t o n

>>6541343
*bends over*

>>6541346
tru

Tfw ur bulge is very noticeable

>>6541326
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Annoymous
Myself

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>Tfw lost my 1st gf

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>>6541326

>Which trip would be your best friend?
Quid

>Which trip would you cuddle with?
AM

>Which trip would you top? (Optional)
No (Die chasers)

>Which trip would you bottom for?
BIRDY

>Which trip is wife material?
No one.

>Which trip would you kill? (Optional)
Mercury/faye/edie

>>6541357
No she died last night

>>6541359
wear longer shirts I guess

>>6541358
Totally asked for some contact in the last thread, and Im not don't worry, I just wanted to talk and see what you're like.

>>6541367
itsmebtwifyoucouldnttell

>>6541364
when i was in 4th grade i invited the weird kid to my sleepover so we would have even numbers for forts

he should up in a sonic onesie like that kids and he woke up at like 2 am and started crying

we had to call his mom to pick him up

>>6541227
>Which trip would be your best friend?
Some trips are alright and friendly but I doubt I'd get along with any IRL. I just seem to be on a completely different wavelength to everyone in this general
>Which trip would you cuddle with?
>Which trip would you top?
>Which trip would you bottom for?
>Which trip is wife material?
I don't find anyone here attractive.
>Which trip would you kill? (Optional)
The question as it is I can't really answer because how can I want a semi-anonymous person who has zero bearing on my life dead? That's what the filter is for.

>>6541379
>implying you weren't the weird kid

>>6541325
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o8FDjcK8Pm
For everyone here.

>>6541376
ill always recognize my reflection

>>6541382
>I just seem to be on a completely different wavelength to everyone in this general
how so

>>6541379
Thats cute and sad. I want to make a fort. Why was he crying

>>6541388
keke.

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Mfw people think Pokemon go is 100% positive

>>6541391
What did you mean by that?

>>6541385
ye i was but this was the weird kid that was also obsessed with sonic so he beat me out

>>6541389
i dunno i think he was just a weanie

>>6541350
Lucia is a total qt.
I want to hang out with her more often.

>>6541391
That game is over hyped trash.
If you can even consider it a game.

fucking fuck.

Sonic a cute!!!! I took her for a date

>>6541392
What if I'm not allowed?

>>6541396
It's the start of something great. I haven't caught 2 pokemon desu but I think it's cool to see pokemon irl

>>6541364
I haven't lost a gf yet...
Hopefully, I don't loose one any time soon.

>>6541391
I hate it because it keeps getting in the way of people when we're trying to hang out.

>>6541397
So it was a date?! A full on date?

>>6541379
Why did this make me laugh?
Not really a sleepover because school trip but this kid rolled out of his bunk saying he had a heart attack and the teachers rushed him to give him cpr and shit. Turns out there was nothing wrong with him. He later told us that he did it so men would touch him.

>>6541397
Why is everyone hooking up with you?

>>6541396
its just a mobile game

>>6541400
There is better games in the same genre.

>>6541404
slut

>>6541397
Is fucking Red thing everyone gets to do? If so I would like to get in line.

>>6541403
same thing happened to me except the kid actually did have a heart attack

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>>6541326
>Which trip would be your best friend?
well like, she doesn't trip much anymore but Kt8
or anna
>Which trip would you cuddle with?
everyone
>Which trip would you top?
none
>Which trip would you bottom for?
c-certainly not pretrans faye
>Which trip is wife material?
I think everyone here would be a good life partner for someone
>Which trip would you kill? (Optional)
sheen

>>6541410
I don't know enough about AR games, the only other one I've heard of is Ingress, what would you recommend as better than Pokemon Go?

So how many people have hooked up with Red so far?
I know at least 3 boys, /k/ordelia, Kaylee, Faye, Sonic. Kari and Oddish are planning on it. I feel like I'm missing some though.

>>6541403
It's so disturbing seeing children display their need for parental affection. I liked the soul jazz playlist btw

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>>6541372
Like, some physical contact? How exactly does one do that on the interbutts?

>>6541386
underrated post

>>6541393
People think that Pokemon go is the greatest game ever released because it gets people to go out, be active and find Pokemon while having the chance of meeting new people.

While this can be correct there are also negative things. For example, I had multiple people trespassing on my property while searching for Pokemon.

There was an article that someone wrote about how go is a death sentence for black people.

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>there are people in this thread right now who are unironically going to vote for the most corrupt politician who has ever run for president

>>6541421
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

>>6541424
This is 4chan, not reddit

>>6541403
I bet you 100 dollars he was being diddled
>>6541419
I wonder if a guy will give her AIDS first, or a trip from here.

>>6541421
you know a way for me to talk with you personally! but hey if you don't want to its alright, Im sure someone else will kick then fuck your ass in video games

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>>6541430

>>6541423
Why is it bad for black people? I'm sorry that sounds shitty having nerds all over yr place, invest in bear traps, maybe?
>>6541424
stahpit. it doesn't matter.

>>6541319
yeh me neither
but like I want to try it all

>>6541435
With the recent shit black people have been having due to police brutality, it wouldn't surprise me if some black male/female decided to look for Pokemon and someone mistook them for a criminal and called the police on them.

>>6541388
A number of reasons. No-one here seems one for rational discourse, preferring to spout buzzwords from either /pol/ or tumblr then storming off in a huff after 5 minutes. Few people here seem to have any real passions or lives outside of transition, the entirety of their being is "waah I'm a tranny! I want to pass and have a qt bf!". Finally a lot of people here's view of a cool and fun person can be summed up as "dude weed lmao". If I wanted to hear about snorting coke, sucking dicks and bipolar meltdowns I'd tune into The Kardashians.

>>6541423
>trespassing
Like going on your lawn, or walking through your backyard?

Halp

http://www.strawpoll.me/10718028

>>6541444
i dont partake in debate here because i dont want to make any enemies

i think i have passions outside of this but they're trampled a bit by my adhd

this whole transition thing just kinda snuck up on me..

>>6541446
Both

>License came in mail
>photo is complete honmode
I wish I wore makeup for it at the very least.

>>6541444
trips confirm but the kardashians don't talk about coke and dick. I don't like these generals either but i'm addicted because I've lost my life
>>6541441
I could see that happening I guess.

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>>6541432
Idk, I don't generally give out contact info on thread unfortunately ;-;
Appreciate the offer tho

>>6541444
I thought you stopped being a fedora?

>>6541455
post it

>>6541455
post what was wrong about it

>>6541430
Well last I heard he's in prison for armed robbery so the troubled childhood theory is plausible.
>>6541420
Thank you, be sure to check out the others!

>>6541457
its ok, don't be sorry, at least I tried.

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>>6541459

>>6541444
this is a whole lotta projecting lol sorry

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So my tits are becoming noticeable and at work i keep getting "m'aamed" until i speak with my shitty man voice. i dont want to come out at work, what do

>>6541448
If you're serious about this, do speed, or adderall XR

>>6541456
IDK they were the first reality clowns that came to mind
>>6541457
Har, har.

>>6541468
you have tits how do they not know

>>6541464
Don't feel bad, chaser, you'll find someone eventually.

>>6541466
did you get ffs?

>>6541478
Nah I'll see myself out, my kind isn't welcome here anyways.

>>6541456
Or, to put on the tinfoil hat for a moment, maybe that’s exactly what they have on their minds.

Some Japanese people are known for being particularly xenophobic, and Nintendo itself is known for slipping some overwhelmingly dark tones into their games.

Pokemon in particular is an extremely dark and morbid game, where you go around enslaving the reincarnated ghosts of dead Humans to fight other enslaved animals for your own personal gain and/or amusement, and are likely one of many such children who was simply allowed to engage in such activities by the world’s most negligent generation of parents who see no problem unleashing their offspring to go spelunking around dark caves and forests where they can and do probably end up being eaten by the wildlife - never to be heard from again.

Did Nintendo intentionally create Pokemon Go to get black people killed? I’m not saying they did, but it is suspicious that they aren’t saying they didn’t...

>vidya games
this ain't agp gen people

>>6541481
Only for forehead so far

>>6541326
>Which trip would be your best friend?
cornflakes
>Which trip would you cuddle with?
cornflakes
>Which trip would you top? (Optional)
cornflakes
>Which trip would you bottom for?
cornflakes
>Which trip is wife material?
cornflakes
>Which trip would you kill? (Optional)
Skip

>>6541326
>Which trip would be your best friend?
puru
>Which trip would you cuddle with?
puru
>Which trip would you top? (Optional)
puru
>Which trip would you bottom for?
puru
>Which trip is wife material?
puru

>>6541469
But this tho......

Makes me cum really easily

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/25I-NBOMe

>>6541456
>tfw my only coping mechanism left for my depression is 4chan

>>6541493
but who would you kill?

>>6541475
its super awkward with every interaction be it co-workers or customers. customers call me m'aam right in front of other people, and i cant correct them, so i just help them and have them apologize and say "sorry, i thought you were a girl".
im pretty sure a good amount of co-workers know whats up but are afraid to approach me on it. one girl said "you sure get called a girl a lot, doesnt that bother you?" i just kind of nodded and ignored her. work is super fucking awkward

>>6541466
Cute tho

>>6541486
Take care, traveler.

>>6541471
Just don't ever watch rich kids of beverly hills, ewww
>>6541476
You look cis in yr pic. I don't think it's smart to post that on 4chan though. Why didn't you smile though?

>>6541500
Visit me in tn, neeeeeens

>>6541498
no one lol

>>6541499
This can't be just because of your tits

>>6541502
not allowed to smile
there's no revealing data but you're right I'll delete it

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>>6541487
Giorgio Tsoukalos you're a tranny?

>>6541505
well i guess i pass better than i do, i dont like to sound cocky about it, but i guess im already looking a lot more feminine than im even ready to. its not a bad thing, at least it wouldnt be, if i didnt have a full time job at a place i really dont want to come out at

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>>6541509
Ancient Transbians

>>6541509
Aliens are real, open your mind sheeple!
>>6541510
So switch jobs

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>>6541444
>Few people here seem to have any real passions or lives outside of transition, the entirety of their being is "waah I'm a tranny! I want to pass and have a qt bf!".

>tfw this is me
>tfw I wish I was passionate about stuff, but it's not like I can just magically make myself feel passionate about something

>>6541487
shit dude you need to practice on finding a stopping point. You can make an infinite amount of assumptions based on other assumptions but it's just making you untrusting and untrustable. The subconscious is a dark place and you could be right about their xenophobic ideals but I wouldn't say it's likely. Nintendo doesn't even have their names on this. Also where is yr source for pokemon being dead human souls? mystery dungeon? that isn't canon.

>>6541466
ehh, dont worry about it, really

>>6541518
Sometimes you have to force yourself to do things you're not passionate about in order to find what you are passionate about.

Supposedly.

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>>6541517
its that easy i totally forgot

Here's circe's shitty game if anyone wants to check it out. It's not worth even close to $7 https://mega.nz/#!cIMnySpA!vv-H9RTBWTKIWYrpOpM5lVHe1-9jYZ427gkGs3ybCpo

>>6541518
Passion just leads to power-thirst which leads to more suffering. It hurts

>>6541518
Aye and I got called a fedora for pointing out that most of the general is like this

Don't worry I'm not complaining about you, I'm simply stating why I don't fit in here because someone asked.
>>6541526
Nah but for real there are some UFO cases that really make you think.

>>6541535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_ilZFV7ZSM
this is my fave

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>>6541527
Piracy is a crime sempai.

>>6541444
Why do you post here? Honest question, I think you'd prefer Reddit.

yo
>>6541537
yo
>>6541509
yo
>>6541506
yo

>>6541526
Tim Heidecker has a new show called Decker: Unclassified if you didn't know.
It's ok.

>>6541540
pretty much asking for it with no drm

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>>6541543

How do I get the illusion of hips? Or an actual decent butt

>>6541543
hey dude I'm breaking up with gf.

>>6541444
I paint, draw, play guitar drums and piano. Ride my bike, do yoga, take my dog out to parks, explore abandoned buildings, make stuffed animals and pillows...go to college..idk..I don't have a social life at all but I still do things by myself. I came here trying to make friends..but I guess most people here aren't really into that if you're not a flirty erping kind of person. Not to say all of you aren't my friends..I guess I just thought it would be different than what it is

>>6541545
People are going to pirate your shit no matter what.

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>>6541520
Pokemon entries have confirmed that some Pokemon are dead humans reborn

>>6541512
I died

>>6541543
https://clyp.it/k4iwjkei

>>6541547
weighted squats and side lunges. also be a cardio bunny. its your only hope

>>6541549
Exploring abandoned buildings by yourself? That sounds like a bad idea... You should find some people to do it with you.

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>>6539965

hey i saw these at the store today and i thought of you.

>>6541552
post more voice

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>tfw ur just about to get a bf when /ftmg/ gets deleted
N-no...

my roommate says there's overwatch timeline transition pictures already, need links. I need themmm

>>6541552
https://clyp.it/du25hz2x

>>6541527
Does she still post here?

>>6541537
That was faked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKR1OIQFsFg
Never bother with nodern UFO videos, too easy to fake. This one is from 1950:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGIH7ufiBII
As you see in the movie the US Air Force was interested enough to interview him on camera and then go on to analyze the footage. The Jerusalem one is just some local kid trying make money on youtube. if it was serious he'd have handed it into the military for investigation like happened with the real UFOs in the 50s and 60s.
>>6541549
> explore abandoned buildings
Watch out for asbestos

>>6541560
There'll be another /ftmg/, you'll find him again. Oh, while you're at it, tell /ftmg/ that /mtfg/ said 'hi'.

>>6541560

Were you using a trip, I'm sure they'd remember you.

>>6541562
H-hi

>>6541562
Hon voice

>>6541549
can you post yr stuffed animals? I've been listening to your album recently.
>>6541551
Oh yeah I forgot about yamask. sad :(

>>6541572
>you will never release an album
why was i born bad at music?

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>>6541567

>>6541549
can you link your music?

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>>6541559
>>6541562
https://clyp.it/qtjlra10
:(

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>>6541543
>tfw no yo

>>6541576
no

>>6541572
Maybe tomorrow thank you though wow
>>6541575
Climbingivies.bandcamp.com
I'm adding stuff soon

>>6541574
>tfw you didn't transition in high school and take a cute ftm boy to the prom and dance all night

>>6541576
https://clyp.it/lfuvvw44

>>6541546
*BIG HAMMY WAVE*
>>6541548
what why?
sorry to hear
>>6541577
yo : D
>>6541552
i like your voice elanna. it's definitely female but it's sort of commanding. have you ever thought of being a dom?

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>>6541564
dang it. any more real ones?
what about these mayan artifacts?

aliens made me trans

>>6541583
>>6541578
https://clyp.it/bbtd5ahg

>>6541584
I'm like the opposite of a dom tho ;-;

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Afros, yay or nay?

>>6541593
kek, I always do this shit in game servers asking if people can hear me

>>6541593
LOUDER

>>6541593
my ears are bleeding, thanks, you need to find a happy medium between loud and quiet, not go louder

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Is this where I come for hot passionate gay sex?

>>6541584
It's been a long time coming. She was my first and we dated for 3 years now. I lose everyone inevitably though.
>>6541583
sounds like a youngin. A real cis youngin too

>>6541593
Turn it up to 11

>>6541593
will you make a clypit of you being mad at me though? just like...be really mean to me for a minute? pls
>>6541608
damn dude i thought i was gonna make a new friend.
well i'm sorry you're breaking up. there's no one like your first. and 3 years is a long time. what's your living situation now?
>>6541607
no what why

>>6541596
Hell yes. As long as they're clean and styled it's the best.

>>6541608
19, trans, and the only thing that passes is my voice, kill me

>>6541593
https://clyp.it/b5wsjj3s

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>>6541596
NO LORD NO

>>6541610
what?? Are you 100% sure..? I-I mean..

>>6541593
elanna I only came back here cause Lizzy told me you made this and I just want to say I love you so FUCKING much <3

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>>6541596
there is only one person who looks good in an afro

>>6541614
I thought I was the only one.

>>6541622
post voice

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>>6541620
**two people

>>6541620
Mr Satan is best character

>>6541610
I want to live in the woods but I'm too afraid and I don't want a beard. Idk. Idk what to do. Probably gonna move out really soon. My life is changing too fast.

>>6541625
I already did, and no, I'm not opening audacity again. Guess which is mine.

My roomate is ditching me on the 31st and my rent's being raised, i can't afford to live here anymore.

Here's hoping i don't die homeless.

Also thanks for the gesture of hate, asshole.

>>6541631
how about you just point it out

>>6541617
get out
>>6541630
damn i'm sorry. you like totally caught my penchant for not living in one place for more than a week.
>>6541632
circe you must live

>>6541588
I'm afraid artifacts are more into tinfoil territory. I only take seriously the cases that were investigated by the military. The American investigation was called Project Blue Book the British, Project Condign and the French one, GEPAN.
>any more real ones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH4xofCFFkA
This was 1952.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAzkbrarVWk
This is a world famous one from 1997

>>6541632
Where's here?

>>6541632
it was probably Angie
she likes to do that kind of shit
I hope you find somewhere soon

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>>6541627
That's not android 18

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>>6541609
>>6541599
>>6541598
>>6541605
>>6541615
I think I finally set it right
https://clyp.it/2e4tksen

>>6541610
https://clyp.it/1gxz4psd

>>6541618
<33
Hi vivi!

>>6541637

I hope so.
Doesn't help with people doing horrible shit.

>>6541641

"Here's hoping" is just a phrase
I'm saying i hope i don't end up homeless

>>6541644
hi elanna!!!! <33

>>6541617
>>6541612
>>6541620

I more or less look like the woman in that picture right now, same hair and everything.

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>>6541632
Aww :( You could find a different roommate?

>>6541637
B-But I... No.

>>6541644
that fucking clyp lol

>>6541644
>https://clyp.it/1gxz4psd
you sound canadian as fuck yo

>>6541647
I was referring to
>i can't afford to live here anymore.

Does anyone know someone who has detransitioned? Why did they?

>>6541659
I know someone who mtftmtf'd cause they got super depressed and then detrans and then transed again

>>6541639
Interesting. I've seen the phoenix one before.
>>6541637
Plz no. I can't go back to living in a living room now.
>>6541650
post pics?

>>6541644
uh ok ok
fuck this is awesome
say something like
"you're detestable, i hate you. i'd kill you but you aren't even worth the time, so just go go away. i'll pretend you didn't annoy me if you disappear now."

>>6541659
Nope not personally but I have heard enough stories on 4chan to know that the reason is almost always because they were bullied into it

i fucking hate ipas

>>6541647
try not to get hung up on it
>>6541651
why do you want hot gay sex abby
>>6541661
i would offer you a place if i had one.

>>6541634
but that ruins all the fun

I've decided I'm gonna make you work for it a little.
>6741615

>>6541644
reminded me of this
https://clyp.it/v4cndt05

>>6541419
I didn't hook up with red >.> clothes stayed on

>>6541665
hey fuck off IPAs are for winners

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>tfw high af and blasting music while imagining being at a rave with Elanna
So lonely. ;~;

>>6541671
No, they are fuckheads in and around the northwest who pretend to like good beer.

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>>6541666
>why do you want hot gay sex abby
Who wouldn't want that is a better question.

>>6541670
There's this weird assumption on mtfg that if you meet another trip you automatically banged them

>>6541673
Tattoos <3

>>6541647
You can always stay with me in TN

who in slc?

>>6541674
i thought IPAa tasted like bitter shit when i first had them now i need my beer to taste like bitter shit or it tastes like piss water. im probably just too far gone

>>6541662
lol.
>>6541665
I think they're the best if they're really fruity. the mild ones are good too.
>>6541666
>666
Come be my roomate plz I need to be a woman but no one wants me to and i don't think I can do it if I live with my dad or by my self. fuck i'm so lonely.

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going out on a limb, but anyone in northern colorado? no? didnt think so...

>>6541676
Totally baseless assumption. Nudity has only happened with half the trips I met.

>>6541683
i would love to be your roommate. but i'm gonna try and make some more money right now so i don't know if i can just pick up and go.

>>6541669
geez, you're an obnoxious little faggot aren't you, and your voice isn't even close to passing. You sound like a teen boy

>>6541651

It's too expensive for any of my friends, and just too expensive for someone like me to warrant staying in

>>6541654

the apartments i live in the town i'm in
There's cheaper apartments around, but the one i'm staying in isn't for me anymore

>>6541666

i'll try, it's just something i'm trying to build upfor my future and someone wants to fuck it up just cuz they're an immature jerk who thinks their opion is worth more than my studio's time and love and effort.

>>6541677

If it's comes to it. <3

>>6541689
>you're an obnoxious little faggot aren't you, and your voice isn't even close to passing
You insult me and then expect me to respect your criticism? What is this, some kind of a joke?

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>>6541662
https://clyp.it/ydpzn1tt

>>6541669
Is that skrillex?

>>6541673
Rave with meeee

>>6541671
IPAs are a meme

>>6541652
I am canadian as fuck tho ;-;

>>6541649
Hows it going vivi?

>>6541685
No, but I want to move there

>>6541686
>only half

>>6541690
Well shit. Moving is always a really not fun time

>>6541696
>tfw you will never have a cute elanna voice

>>6541690
Well let me know.
I'm sure my bf won't mind

>>6541673
>tfw high af and blasting metal while bouncing up and down and making a lot of lewd noises and juices
So horny. ^-^`

>>6541696
oh my gosh elanna how could you say that to me ;_;

>>6541661
I don't post pics on here

>>6541681
You completely far gone. I've probably had roughly 100 different ipas by now and it's the same old shit everytime. Good, crispy light beers are such a fucking charm, especially since they can do more things than being just fucking bitter.

That stance you have is such a meme to me at this point. I've heard time and time again from people that they need muh bitter cause nothing'll be able to match it. Try any craft saison, stout, pilsner, kolsch, porter, fucking anything else.

>>6541632
Come stay with me, we`ll pick you up

>>6541688
I've got nobody

>>6541699
if you ever find yourself in fort collins (this city is blowing the fuck up, like what the hell) please say hi, im super lonely

>>6541685
SOUTH PARK
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P
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>>6541696
This might be a little strong but I think you and I are soulmates Elanna.

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>>6541704
I said I was sorry ;-;

>>6541700
But I have a voice that literally sounds like a gay teen boy.

>>6541708
i do like some stouts and pilsners, im drinking an oatmeal stout right now, which i quite love. iv'e had good porters too, essentially i love IPAs but ill drink anything as long is its not some bud light or corona bullshit

>>6541661
>tfw have a bedroom but haven't seen it for 2 years because renting it out for extra dosh
I agree sleeping on the sofa fucking sucks.

>>6541696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RCwKiEMl3M
close enough

extratone is to speedcore as dubstep is to house

>>6541719
Corona is bullshit, there plenty of better cheap mexican beers, but I actually like bud light, at least in comparison to shit like pbr and rainier.

Im drinking the wasatch polygamy porter on nitro right now. So delicious.

What oatmeal stout you drinking?

>>6541718
Mine's a lot worse.. trust. You sound cute

>>6541712

I think i'll be moving in with my pornstar friend in Pittsburgh.

>>6541727
>>6541719
Isn't beer for men?

>>6541730
Sorry i can't compete

I can try though

>>6541731
no, but afros are.

>>6541727
New holland's "The Poet". I had their dragon milk stout which is by far one of the best beers iv'e ever had, so i decided to try something else from them. also very good. ive had the polygamy porter before, also pretty good

>>6541723
fuckkkkkkkk thats some shit
how old are you? Idk if im cut out for that.

>>6541731
beer is estrogenic, which is why i started my road towards alcoholism long before hrt, now even though im on hrt, i still quite like it

>>6541730
>moving to pittsburgh
what area?

>>6541731
only men can be beer nerds like these folks.

>>6541741
hey girls can be alcoholics too, so frigg off

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>tfw you scare Elanna away

>>6541736
But have you had it on nitro? I have no idea how far Wasatch Brewery reaches, but I live near them. Where are you?

I want to try both of those. I really enjoyed the Ninkasi oatmeal vanilla stout.

>>6541713
i feel much the same way. my parents took me in out of obligation but they realllllly don't like me.
>>6541718
i'm just joking. you actually weren't mean enough. you have to use your voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VUmrhc08LA
straight up try to va this characters lines

>>6541747
i live in fort collins, colorado, tons of wasatch around here. lots of beers have them on tap, and on nitro, i had my first one watching a death metal concert in denver (which isnt far from me either)

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>>6541716
Party sisters?
>>6541745
I'm still here

>>6541728
My voice doesn't sound cute, I don't talk my age and I still say I'm a gay boi

>>6541725
Whoa

>>6541748
>my parents took me in out of obligation but they realllllly don't like me.
well tbf you are a really shitty person

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It's brilliant really, your victim is distracted, in unfamiliar territory far from any help and definitely has at least one piece of valuable electronics to steal on them.

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>>6541739
its rare but sometimes FAS can be from excessive drinking on the fathers part
dad drank beer to excess
maybe I'm an FAS tranny because of his alcoholism

btw I'm not diagnosed with FAS that I know of or anything I've just got a super long philtrum afaik but its possible that I am FAS

>>6541752
https://clyp.it/kfybcfvd
I didn't really want to post my voice but w/e. It needs work but I haven't been clocked yet because of it

>>6541750
Cool, I live in central SLC. Epic is literally down the street from me. Their pilsner easily tops my favorites list. Doesn't surprise me that you get Wasatch. Fuck am I going to miss oregon breweries though.

>>6541731
beer and weed helps me cope with dysphoria. Might as well take pleasure in it. I'm really not that huge a nerd into anyway. Idk how its made, I just like glugging down tasty shit.

>>6541744
yea but i've never heard women talk about beer like this.
>>6541748
It's another hard part. I hate new lows. I have to adapt.

>>6541757
Your voice reminds me of elanna's last fall.

>>6541760
i live in a micro brewer haven, there are seriously so many its annoying. theres the big ones here like odell and new belgium, but i kid you not like every other block there's a brewery, its actually kind of obnoxious. however any beer snob could easily find home here

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>>6541763
I don't know if that's good or bad...

>>6541761
i have, but i talk to a lot of people about beers, its not purely bearded hipsters, but their girlfriends as well

>>6541755
I wonder if the game servers maintain logs of where everybody is?

I don't want to panic anyone
but I just found a new op image and I want to, no HAVE TO make the next thread

>>6541757
;-;
You sound cuter than me tho

>>6541748
Do I have to va her lines? I kinda want to find something really stupid to va, I know just the movie to draw from.

>>6541772
gimme a hint

>>6541775
pizza related

>>6541776
what kind of pizza?
Is it a pizzaz pun?

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>>6541773
I'm going to have to disagree with you there. Strongly disagree.

>>6541776
I want pizza so fucking bad right now :(

>>6541778
its just a really really mtfg kind of pizza webm

>>6541753
i am human scum no doubt
>>6541773
you're an adult do what you want
i wanna hear you va anything honestly
but especially any dominant female character

>>6541767
yeah, brewdudes definitely aren't my type, but it sounds like it'd be nice for a visit or something. I'm planning a trip to great sand dunes and maybe I could come thru.

>>6541771
I imagine they would have to at least to verify that people aren't cheating, I don't know if they hang onto it or not.

fuck this shit

>>6541733

It's not a competition, dear sweet Neens. <3
I still love you.

>>6541740

Don't know yet

>>6541787
what is wrong???

>>6541756
>tfw wide one
a wide one is common in autists.

>>6541787
did your bell go off hon?

>>6541790
I love you too,as long as you're safe and happy, i am too

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>>6541783
>dominant
>female
Oh, sorry to disappoint. Guess the film I guess
https://clyp.it/cjailsn1

weed lmao

>>6541783
thank you for those weird cooking videos yesterday, i had fun watching those with you

you seem like a really cool and lovely person

>>6541813
>stole my name

disgusting

>>6541491
this is why cornflakes is gone.

>>6541737
24

>>6541787
Are you alright?

>hanging out with some friends
>pass a bridal store
>one friend casually/jokingly remarks "i can see you in a dress"
>w-w-w-what
How to be born a girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdxO6pBTaNo
i've found it. the worst amv ever.
>>6541804
you sounded totally like tommy if that was you
but try to va a female character. you have a gr8 voice tbqh
>>6541813
thank you for hanging out with me. i want to revive the chat.
and r.i.p. in peace titli.

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Am I twink tier now? I still need to do eyebrows.

>>6541836
Qt

>>6541326
>Which trip would be your best friend?
tetra
>Which trip would you cuddle with?
tetra
>Which trip would you top? (Optional)
tetra
>Which trip would you bottom for?
N/A
>Which trip is wife material?
tetra
>Which trip would you kill? (Optional)
tetra (with kindness)

>>6541837
thxs :3

>>6541834
you seem really cool, and yes we need to revive that group again. when you told me that she hadn't posted in a year i almost started crying tbqh

>>6541824
this is what my mom was going to name me if i had been born a girl. it's a really cute name, huh? we can share it. I can change my trip to something else if you want to trip with it.

Alright ladies, Im pretty tired and such. But I need to do this one last time before bed. You're all beautiful and I love you all.

nothing feels real anymore

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>>6541834
Yeah that was me. I still like to do impressions of male characters or actors for some reason, I used to be able to do a lot more of them ;-;
Here's some shitty female va, I'm really not that great at acting with girlvoice
https://clyp.it/tof35w3z

>>6541859
Did you draw that?

>>6541859
Have you watched Mr. Robot?

>>6541837
so is that a yes to twink?

>>6541836
<3<3

>>6541857
Derealization?

>>6541862
you kind of look like a 70s lesbian

>>6541860
Nope, I have no artistic ability to speak of.

>>6541861
Had it recommended a few times, but I don't really watch tv shows.

>>6541866
Omg, yess. I am dyke supreme and like 60's/70's music/style. lol

>>6541870
watch the pilot pls.

>>6541873
you should get your ears peirced and wear studs and get your brows done and wear mom jeans so the look is complete

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>>6541854
Thread is dead I'm gonna go to bed too. Night everyone!
How to keep in touch with Shakira:
Skype - shakira.s11
Radio show - https://soundcloud.com/user-954054996
Address - 10 Downing Street, London SW1A 2AA
>>6541862
You actually look somewhat female or as >>6541866 put it more succinctly.

holy HECK

>>6541874
I actually think I did during its original run

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i got em

>>6541848
yeah its sad
>>6541859
>matrix
fuckin awesome. you do need to do more ACTING tho.
I was gonna do a monologue on my own just for fun since we're sharing clypits and everything but i can't find one short enough that i like. and i can also only play male characters. Looking through all of these though I notice I only really enjoy villains.

>>6541900
no you didn't faggot

>>6541900
I always wanted to be female as long as I could remember. And finding out who I was is another story. Anyways when I hit puberty, my friends and I would always talk about boys and well it made me curious. I started out with a taste . Then it became a normal thing for me to lay of my bed and cum on my face I love the feeling and the taste would set me off again. And now as im transitioning I stil love geting a mouth full. I just want to know are there others out their like me, or is this just weird?

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>>6541900
nice

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>>6541901
>you do need to do more ACTING tho.
I knoww but it's always such a fine line between enough feeling and overacting with monologues, especially ones from characters notable for their monotone delivery. It's been a long time since I've done any sort of theatre, rusty doesn't even begin to describe it. Idk, maybe I should practice.
U shud post a clyp, I wanna hear your acting

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>>6541900
>"wrong side of history"

Hey girls, I'm having some fun tonight on One Submissive Act, and there aren't many doms out tonight. Would anyone want to tell me how to be a good little cock sucker?

I've got 1 large dildo (usually for sucking) 1 small dildo princess plug a clitty full of cum!
For outfits, I've got 1 pair of panties 1 garter belt (This and everything below it I need to be careful with, since it's my gfs) white stockings crotchless panties

https://onesubmissiveact.com/subs/589c5b222cead3cbc216

I'm waiting lovelies

>tfw its hard to make conversation
aaaaaaaaaaa

>>6541927
I think they mean the B-side of this, it's not nearly as good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH7772of7Fo

https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/

what is ur opinion on this website

>>6541933
kill yourself

>>6541933
worst feel free to call you back to the bathroom and then immediately go back to the aquarium

>>6541875
lol well.. eyebrows are def next but I want them to look natural. I'm going to get an industrial piercing. Mom jeans suck skinnies forever.

I haven't been super accepting of the fact that I enjoyed this (not even in private) but I'm starting to embrace my feminine nature! I already had a few pairs of panties, a dildo, and a couple butt plugs, and some makeup...
What I really need is a dress and heels! I'm not quite ready to go into public and find dresses, but I have been looking at heels. I want nice tall heels/pumps (6+inches preferably!) wear a size 10.5 women's, wide, but I can't find wide heels anywhere, and can't fit into anything less than wide.
I guess my question is this: anyone have any advice on finding heels/a dress? Is there any cheap way of finding some?

>>6541863
aww thx valq <3

>>6541946
red's mouth was full of my cock and cum earlier

>tfw bottom dysphoria is random and i want an orchi

>>6541941
not that awful desu

>>6541954
this needs to stop

>>6541879
I didn't expect positive feedback. I feel weird now. Back to the neet cave.

>>6541953
>Mom jeans suck skinnies forever
b-but a 70s lesbian would never have worn skinnies

How long do the anal relaxant benefits of poppers last?

>>6541956
I wouldn't even call mine cum anymore, it's more like sweet clear girl juice

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which is the picture said.

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>>6541941
neutered /mtfg/

>>6541936
this is pretty decent, thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2KV05GEtWM

>>6541972
i wish I was neutered

>>6541962
but how else am I suppose to show you my butt? (*^.^*)