MTFG /mtfg/ transwoman +transfeminine general

Grace a cutest

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This is the previous thread
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>>6529529
Why have you been making all the threads?

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>tfw

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"No one can write anything to me, just understand that these children are being hurt and that you need to open your hearts to them before they become 23 year old angels" -Mother of a transgender youth who recently took her own life

"I don't want condolences. I want everyone of you to love the children that are "different" so that one day the people who were abusing and bullying for years wont be able to breath from all the love. This has to be their punishment" -Sister of a transgender youth who recently took her own life

Wanted to post this here since trans people are discriminated a lot over here and her injustified death souldn't go in vein.

mercury je moje žena

>>6529546
God, I really hope my parents don't write this stupid shit if I ever kill myself

>>6529538
>you guys smoke on spiro? enjoy your blood clots

Are you literally retarded? They're talking about smoking weed not tobacco. And its smoking tobacco on ESTROGEN that causes blood clots, not spiro. Smoking weed doesn't cause anything.

fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6529552
I'm curious why there is such bad spelling and grammar. I didn't initially want to say anything but since you said something....

https://medium.com/mobile-lifestyle/warning-pokemon-go-is-a-death-sentence-if-you-are-a-black-man-acacb4bdae7f#.9jzgrrm5e

I kek'd hard

>>6529541
she has control issues

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Me desu

>>6529557
Translating yuropean languages to English is hard.

>>6529564
english is a european language

>>6529560
I wish I got paid big bucks to write shitty clickbait
>>6529538
Why'd you link to my post and not one of the other dozen posts that reference weed? I'm not even close to being on spiro

What's your shitposting soundtrack?
https://youtu.be/btHNCRxp1Ug
>>6529538
>not trying to increase your chances of dying

>>6529571
>considering yourself part of europe
brexit came just in time

>>6529574
>smoking at 13

>>6529577
It's still a geographical location.

>>6529563
Uh, wtf you're not so supposed to take photos in art galleries

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>>6529506
I apologize for triggering you. Especially you Shabby.

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>>6529555

You sure? Pretty sure it's just smoke inhalation in general that causes the clotting.

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>>6529590
gilly from game of thrones wearing makeup has been triggering me lately

>>6529582
I do codeine and tramadol too, what are you gonna do, call the Internet police on me?
>>6529575
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY

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>>6529591
>codeine
So edgy

>>6529597
No, it is because nicotine and estrogen interact poorly. Smoke inhalation of any tobacco product is what will give you clots

>can't smoke weed because looking for job
Worst part about being an adult so far. At least i can practice holding my liquor now

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>>6529598
What's so triggering about her?

is everyone having a good day

Faye is so beautiful y'all. I love sharing our experiences together

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>>6529585
>Why do you look like a woman in the pic though?
good point

>>6529605
Having epilepsy makes me not able to drink alcohol. And weed is illegal in my state.

I kinda get jealous of people who drink often. It seems like a very social thing to do.

>>6529605
what the fuck kind of jobs are you taking that test for weed?

you're on a computer, you can probably do data entry or administrative bullshit. office jobs don't test for weed

>>6529602
thank you
>>6529609
yup

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>>6529608
Absolutely nothing. Yah know what triggers me? This

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>>6529608
she is extremely pretty when in proper makeup and is like 5'2

>>6529615
I had a seizure when i was younger, nothing really came of it though.
>>6529616
Im an accountant, i should have specified i am looking for a new job, got an interview Tuesday.

>>6529609
good in that I'm happy
not so productive tho

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>>6529622
Another tranny triggers you? That's weird.

>>6529625
Not being short is not the end of the world.

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>>6529616
Hi Rachel! We saw the design models for the SF Moma!

>>6529631
When it's a cis woman I can think oh well I never really had a chance; when it's a trans woman that method of denial no longer works as well.

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>>6529631
Yeah, she passes too well. I'm just fucking jelly I guess

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>>6529586
They have a no flash rule, I love modern art it gives you a lot of different... Perspectives

>>6529631
I know but I wish I was at the very least girl sized amazonian and not a giant man pretending to be a girl

>>6529638
she started when she was like 17
she is a russian ufufu

>>6529639
looks like a bunch of sticks desu

>>6529644
Is she really trans? I figured it was just a cis girl that people shooped a penis on and jokingly pretended she was a trans girl.

>>6529648
That was my understanding, it's how it got explained to me way back when and I'm pretty sure I've seen the unshooped version of that picture.

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>>6529648
Yep here's a before

>>6529599
>codeine
This is yr soundtrack baka
https://youtu.be/aBOyMg1gpGI
>>6529631
They have like the test did rek them factor.
>>6529644
>when she was like 17
Fucking kill me.

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>>6529529
>transwoman +transfeminine general
>2nd thread in a row that has "+transfeminine" in the title
why tho?
Is there anyone in this general who actually self-identifies as "transfeminine"?

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>>6529641
Maybe you could play in the WNBA?

>>6529638
Oh come on. Most of that is angles and PS.

>>6529652
passes pre HRT a lot better than some of the people here pass years into HRT

>>6529648
this has been going on for years
someone shopped a vagina on

>>6529652
not only that but a whole bunch of early to mid transition where she has the same tattoo and you can tell she used to be the boy in your pic

>>6529652
My jelly meter is rising ;_;

>>6529655
>They have like the test did rek them factor.
Wat?

>>6529657
mercury is just a dumb tumblr nigger

>>6529668
so what is she, is she cis?

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>>6529665
But the Internet is full of Russian trannies who look great.
Somik-chan is actually old news by now.

>>6529671
slavs transition well because of the asian passing genes

>shave depression beard after 3 weeks

yasssss

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>>6529662
>mfw
>>6529666
Well, Satan, they didn't git rekt by testosterone like me, so it's that bad vibe.

>>6529672
she's probably intersex but she did transition and did so young

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>>6529597
nicotine is a vasoconstrictor, meaning that it shrinks the pathways in the blood vessels (meaning increased clots), while weed is actually the opposite, a vasodilator. So weed + hrt would actually decrease the risk of hrt related blood clots. do note however that some cannabinoids compete with estradiol for estrogen receptors, but it should be a negligible effect. And in one study I found, it suggested that pot has an anti androgenic effect, inhibiting DHT from binding to androgen receptors. So Weed + HRT is a match made in rastafarian heaven.

>>6529676
was the unsee you posted yesterday a recent pic

>>6529676
I couldnt even grow a beard before hrt

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Hello! It's a living wall!

>>6529685
i took it when i posted

>>6529687
i can't really except i'm a trans girl so it's a beard, rip ;-;

>>6529673
>But the Internet is full of Russian trannies who look great.
Yeah, why couldn't I have been born Russian? ;_; [spoiler]or just a cis girl, that works too[/spoiler]

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>>6529690
This is a dude.

>>6529657
I sometimes feel like I don't deserve to call myself a transwoman if that counts.

>>6529691
:(

>>6529695
same

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>>6529695
>>6529700

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>>6529700
This is also a dude.

>>6529657
Isn't "transfeminine" just a cis woman who wants to be unique?

>>6529693
you literally couldn't see any facial hair

I hate you

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>>6529662
>>6529671
Oh wow good for her.

>>6529676
I've got a 2 week old electrolysis beard rn
I'm shaving this afternoon

>>6529705
Or a cis man that wants to be trans but doesn't quite make it.

>>6529704
Ehh... Has narrow hips. I'm not too jelly

>>6529657
Just making the femboys feel welcome so we can make them into full trannies.

>>6529657
so basically someone from femgen on hrt? like me? don't feel we have much in common besides taking hormones desu

>>6529700
That's a cis girl, I refuse to believe anything else.

>>6529717
What don't we have in common? Honest question.

>>6529717
>trannies are the only spectrum of lgbt without a dominant sexual preference among the community., femboys too.
We're either gay, straight, super bi, or sluts.
LGB doesn't do that

YOURE IN T, M8

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Here's Ren Spriggs. I am sure you'll recognize her. Works as an actual model now.

https://www.instagram.com/renbeep/
http://www.slaymodels.com/ren/

>>6529703
No! Bad plebby!

>>6529708
im sorry D:

it was a lot scruffier and grosser in real life i promise

>>6529712
dang nice electro progress thats 2 weeks of growth?

>>6529719
Exhaustive list of differences between hrt popping femboys and mtfs:
-pronouns

>>6529683
>mfw all the pre hrt trannies have to do to slow down masculinization is just smoke weed everyday

legalize weed when?

>>6529724
all the blonde hairs aren't showing up

>>6529719
we're not striving to be girls socially, not me at least. some people apparently get a thrill from being clocked, i dont get them at all, i hate being stared at like a freak so i just try to strike a balance between looking like a girl and a fem guy

>>6529691
Why does that wall look like a woman?

Have the thread theme senpai.
https://youtu.be/29RGDvmUE90
>>6529723
You're the one that's posting these bad vibe pics senpai. ;-; I can't help but be jelly af.

>>6529723
Azns don't count

>>6529712
why do you always complain about not passing when you literally just started transition

>>6529729
That's gross and reported

>>6529719
>>6529725
i think there are a lot of differences, we're girls they're boys, there's never going to be any one trait that's always the case but you can just kinda tell even though they act more feminine than most boys that psychologically they're a boy and same for girls

>>6529657
ye that was kinda annoying me tbdesu

>>6529719
>>6529725
also transfeminine doesnt mean femboys just ppl who aren't binary trans girls

>>6529727
It's already legal where I am, senpai.

>>6529735
>just started transition
I've been on estrogen for two and a half years, anti androgen for almost three years
I was 29Brisbane if you remember me

>>6529729
Ughh, I'd also kill for those lips.

>>6529698
Why so blue panda bear?
>>6529731
Noooo, check out the plants and such!

>>6529729
>that phimosis
gross

>>6529730
>>6529737
>>6529741
I'm even more confused than before, but thank you for answering.

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I keep forgetting just how many girly boys are walking the runway since androgyny became the next big thing.

>>6529729
Fuck I posted that. Pls no ban janny-kun.

>>6529746
well you still look fine to me IMO. like all of your complaining is really stupid. you'd probably feel a lot better about yourself if you lost weight

>>6529751
My Japanese porn comics lied to me, that isn't cute at all!

>>6529734
here's the "asians pass better than whites" meme again

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>>6529732
I am sorry I'll stop. I was just going through Slay's portfolio. I forgot myself.
Maybe this will make you feel better?

>>6529757
wait is that a thing in chinese cartoon smut? that phimosis is cute?? what the fuck is wrong with the world

>>6529754
androgyny has always been cool, look at grace jones
>>6529758
buh it's true

Phimosis is cute if you have a little peter

>>6529759
ew that body is disgusting, literally look like a human slug

>>6529764
But why would you want to peek at someones peter?

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>>6529742
>tfw you live in texas and weed isn't legalized because stupid republicucks are senile and still fighting the """war""" on drugs

Kinda ironic considering how conservatives here are supposedly all for small government and low regulation.

>can walk into a gun shop and buy any gun I want with no checks whatsoever
>can open carry a rifle with no permits or licenses
>can legally kill a person for fleeing with your property
>can't buy or grow weed

Something doesn't match here...

>>6529770
Texas has it's proprieties straight.

>>6529770
Why is prostitution illegal also?

Penis.

>>6529749
Just a jealous hon is all.
....
Like,
Seeing You two doing all this together hits me in the lonely feels badddddd.
Also, both of your are of only a few on this board I'd actually want to chill with IRL.
Seeing both of you together having fun times just stabs me in the feels is all :/
Just being a jealous hon

>>6529774
I second that notion

>>6529770
>can walk into a gun shop and buy any gun I want with no checks whatsoever
>can open carry a rifle with no permits or licenses

Why do you go on the internet and tell lies?

>>6529770
Pots havent been legalized because they cant be gainfully monetized for the profit of the governing body silly.

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>>6529770
Federalization is the best policy. At least you know who's to blame.

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>>6529749
>Noooo, check out the plants and such!

Trutrans af desu :^)

>>6529782
are you seriously posting that years old misogynist meme from reddit?

>>6529696
iktf

>>6529737
I never got how someone who's not actually trans could take hrt and feel great because of it, but to each their own I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6529762
>buh it's true
Look at Cheska though. She's asian and you can still tell she's a tranny.

>>6529788
MUH MISOGYNY

>>6529770
I'm pretty sure Nixon declared Marijuana as a Schedule 1 drug just to stick it to the hippies. But Nixon was Republican so of course the lone star state would want to stick with the ever worsening war on drugs. It's not like the war on drugs and systematic oppression of minorities over non-violent crimes had a direct hand in what's been happening in Dallas or anything...

>>6529788
>misogynist
>reddit

pick one

>tfw no cute gf to have intoxicated sex with

>>6529796
I like how you attempt here to turn a discussion about drugs into yet another current race topic. Good job.

>>6529799
Kek

>>6529756
its mostly just venting, but I genuinely cant not see the masculine features that actually exist
like a beard and man hairline and skull and bad brow and William H Macey upper lip and Emperor Palpatine lower eyelids and bad manly everything

I want to get thin
I am embarrassed by how big I am

>>6529803
thanks, I'm terrible like that.

>>6529792
pic?
>>6529796
I have a personal hatred for Nixon because he canceled the Saturn V. We could have been on Mars by 1981. Heard he was a racist too.

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>>6529782

>>6529799
reddit is incredibly misogynist

>>6529794
you must be a faggot and not a woman then

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>>6529788

>>6529805
eat less then duh. if you want sensible non anorexic advice feel free to ask.

>>6529810
You can still see more of the Object on the left.

>>6529810
HAHAHA YES

>>6529814
Yeah I'm a just a trans girl. My delusion levels arent tumblr enough to go around spouting "I'm a WOMAN" to everyone who walks by.

>>6529810
the before is just niggers and nigger culture

>>6529712
>>6529805

Edgar tier posting. Lighten up

>>6529807
plus the whole watergate scandal. Not every president gets impeached, it takes real skill.

Hey peeps, what's going on on this crazy Friday night? Any degeneracy and fun going on?

>>6529820
Werent you raped and publicly shamed and outed in college so you had to drop out?

>>6529776
One day we'll hang out! I'd be ecstatic to see you!
>>6529782
W-what are you saying?

>>6529821
how did you get that from what i said? you don't have go around letting the world know that you are a woman. but if you're a 20something living as a woman now, you're a woman??

sounds like you have a self-hate problem more than anything tbhonest

>>6529759
>still has better hips than me
RIP me. Gomen, bring sad is my thing y'know?

>>6529761
Yes, especially common in mother / son stuff.

>>6529814
Settle down Autismo Jones.

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>>6529802
iktf

>>6529835
>tfw best hips in /mtfg/

>>6529830
Yeah, so what's your point here?

>>6529834
You're not a very good therapist if you just go around saying the obvious you know?

>>6529810
kek

>>6529830
>>6529842
Tell me more

>>6529842
Just reminding you that you let yourself get raped.

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>>6529835

>>6529842
Woah... thats horrible.

Sorry a new person to mtfg.

>>6529841
>tfw no hips
>>6529852
>tfw they have a better skull than me

>one of the candidates to be the next PM of the UK said she'd be better because she's a mother
>makes the point her opponent can't have children and suffers from this
Just when you think British politics can't get crazier!

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>>6529815
freedom/10

>>6529850

How empty and pointless must your life be to have found yourself here, doing what you're doing, on a Friday night? Remember, Anon, sometimes suicide is the answer. Just make sure that you do it somewhere no one will bother looking, so as not to waste anybody else's time. :)

>>6529843
>if you just go around saying the obvious
thats pretty much all therapists do

>>6529852
This is why ftms will always pass better

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>>6529534
Thank you bae

>>6529846
its not a fun story to tell. i was stealth at my university until i was publicly outed by these crazy SJW trannies who thought i was using my position of president to restrict the rights of trans people on campus. so they outed me because they thought it was going to turn the campus against me and it ended up not doing that but i still got yelled at and called all sorts of horrible things by the campus activist community.

not gonna tell the rape one bc you're a sick fuck and will probably get off on that

>>6529861
she'll start slagging off ms may's fashion sense next

>>6529865
Its actually 5 in the afternoon.

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>tfw no one cares that sass is back.

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>>6529860

>>6529814
What are you talking about? Reddit is practically tumblr 2.0 now
>>6529829
If you consider laying in my bed and shitposting fun, then I'm having a fun night

>>6529850
>someone who says this

I... suggest you take time to re-evaluate your life anon.

>>6529876
who?

>>6529876
I don't know you and i care.

>>6529850
lol k

>>6529876
I've never met you. Hello.

>>6529872
>being so much of a bitch to others that you do this to yourself
I bet you were trying to restrict their rights too. Also you let yourself get raped.

>>6529880
How much time? I'm just trying to get Rachel to post her 28th "I'm leaving and never coming back here" rant but I'll probably miss it when she does it sometime tonight.

>>6529876
I didn't think you had left?

>>6529888
Patriarchy.txt

>>6529882
OMG! I literally can't even with you anon !

I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!

I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.

The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!

Please vote in mu strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676

>>6529883
Thank you ;_;

Fuck off nobody let's themselves get raped. They have it acted upon through force, coercion, etc

>>6529872
Oh dear, sorry to hear that
> thought i was using my position of president to restrict the rights of trans people on campus
Why on earth did they think this? Did you not hugbox enough or something?
>not gonna tell the rape one bc you're a sick fuck and will probably get off on that
What no! I know it sounds douchey but hearing rape stories helps myself reduce my chances of being raped. that's why I want to know really. I don't need to know the details just the situation that led to it and and maybe any advice you would give. Again sorry if I come off as a douchebag.
>>6529874
>merica is the world
>>6529876
Hey!
>>6529886
>>6529882
lol fuckery

>>6529905
Well Brexitland sure aint the world, nigger.

>>6529878
Reddit is just homogeneous mush.

>>6529902
good girl

>>6529877
Well, there's someone else around my level.
>>6529876
You never left, sass.

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>yfw he was right
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Turner_Diaries

>people responding to obvious bait again

>>6529902
Don't you have some STDs to spread?

what does it mean that i have autism

I feel like every trans girl I happen to meet is a transbien. Is something going on or are most mtf's only into girls?

>>6529898
I like leave to do stuff I'm not postung here all day :p

>>6529886
Hello Norsewoman! I greet you from the land of black beans and maize tortillas

>>6529896
You're being a coward. Why not identify yourself or post in trips.

I've never met Rachel but I know that nobody deserves to be raped.

Perhaps you don't like Rachel. Okay. But saying what you said... thats not okay. Ever. I grew up in a conservative town and people were shit to trans people and even I know that.

I just... wow.

>>6529924
most give up on finding a bf because they can't get chad

>>6529924
I tell guys I'm gay if they're not good at reading signals.

>>6529930
Not that anon but where the fuck do you think you are?
It's like you just stumbled here.

>>6529901
no but seriously,
who are you

>>6529932
are you a mtf or just lurking?

I feel like that's kinda true on alot of lesbians too but I don't think they're giving up on men, but that the ones I've met genuinely like cute girls more.

>>6529930
I'm not autistic enough to trip on a peruvian vase painting board. You also might be taking the internet a little too seriously. Maybe take a break?

>>6529919
>I posted it again!

>>6529930
desu id only rape rachel if she was cool with it

>>6529930
welcome to mtfg.
if you can't get used to it, I would recommend susans.
seriously, this is the saltiest place on all of /lgbt/

>>6529926
Well.. I'm technically not a woman. I'm just some random guy. I guess I'm a chaser? Although I don't like penises. Its whatever really I'm not going to get offended over it.

Read about Sigurd snake in eye if you want more information on my name : )

I love history.

>>6529939
You killed your dog.

>Day two as a chain restaurant cook:
Nobody's clocked me yet & some guy asked me to hang out after work.

The boys, even newer employees, have this odd sense of comradery & tend to group together to talk about sports & women.
Meanwhile, waitresses call me sweetheart & love and one girl keeps making a point to flirt with me when its slow.

Only the manager knows I'm a tranny b/c he saw my ID.... And he goes out of his way to make banter & is giving me a schedule after 2 days of "training" even though the normal policy is 7.
Often, he just stands there while I'm cooking and talks to me.
Also, he loves blasting lady gaga and sia..... But he just got married to a qt cis woman last year.


Is this real life

Am I still a hon?
I wasn't prepare for everyone not being dicks to me.

>>6529924
There's definitely something weird about the distribution of sexual orientations among trans women, in that it doesn't really match that of cis women. (My understanding is that trans men's sexual orientations mostly match those of cis men.) No idea why.

>>6529942
Calm down sir

You're all beautiful and I love you all, Please never forget that!

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>>6529910
It actually used to be though.
>>6529932
This. All the 10/10 men are taken, girls are good right down to 5/10

>>6529933
are you or are you mostly straight and just want certain guys to fuck off?

>>6529944
>its another "I'm a nice guy chaser" episode
wew lad. I suggest YOU take time to re evaluate your life.

>>6529948
>>6529948
>that trans men's sexual orientations mostly match those
where did you find this?
not true as far as I've seen.
All trans people have fucked up sexuality in proportion to their cis counterparts.

>>6529954
My dating history is pretty evenly split. Certain kinds of guys are just hard to get to fuck off.

>>6529953
it fucking sucks being male. I think that actually contributes to their being more mtfs wanting to experience life as someone who's not invisible and still generally sought after.

>>6529937
just lurking

all women want chad regardless of their sexuality, i guess it's not accurate to say "give up" on finding a bf, they just settle for a girl or tranny instead of continuing to chase chad

that's why so many """"lesbians"""" end up having sex with guys and losing their gold star

>>6529957
It's what I've heard from a lot of places, but I haven't looked into it to verify. I could very well be wrong, would be interesting to hear evidence otherwise.

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/mtfg/ what should I do for dinner
I wanted to go somewhere nice because I'm 6 months today but nobody else is around
so idk now
i'm kinda sad and lonely actually

>>6529953
And now America is the world. Deal with it. I'm sure you spend more time thinking about America than we ever think about you, nigger.

>>6529948
do trans men actually get gfs in any significant degree? I see several ftm on grindr every so often. I mean no offense but I can't imagine cis women ever really dating FTMs.

>>6529966
pizza
or kfc

>>6529945
>I posted it again!

>>6529966
Is family not around to eat with?

>>6529972
You killed your dog.

>>6529930
Thank you, it's really refreshing to have someone be this sincere and caring and nice. Add me on skype later if you'd like to talk sometime rachel.lindstromm

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>>6529962
>it fucking sucks being male
It sure does. Luckily Jesus made estrogen pills.
>>6529967
For how long? Pic related

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>>6529966
>ywn take grace on date to Alinea

>>6529971
>kfc
Absolutely disgusting
Popeyes is the way to go.

>>6529970
I don't really know. Ask /ftmg/. I've heard of a fair number of ftm / mtf couples, no idea about ftm / cis grill.

>>6529978
>China
I know see responding to you is a waste of time. Typical niggers.

>>6529985
>BTFO
>"reeeee niggers!"

>>6529966
Make something yourself! I would offer to cook for you, but Im in the middle of nowhere.

>>6529989
Got you to respond fast. Enjoy your crippling country :^)

>>6529978
I don't wanna be a tranny though. I'd rather buy testosterone and throw in my bid at trying to be a chad. Then maybe I can date a mtf who is basically another male who decided to opt out of the anguished existence of being a lesser male.

tfw h8 myself and want to die and there's only one thing that can make me feel better

>>6529995
that's a fucking retarded idea. I am guessing you're angry at being a beta male who isn't getting laid? Well testosterone will just make you angrier and crave sex more. Furthermore if you decide later that you do want to be a girl the extra test will have fucked you up too bad.

>>6529999
YESSSSSS

Now I feel better :)

A little bit anyway

>>6530000
Doesn't testosterone make your junk shrink?

>>6530006
IIRC it makes your balls shrink, but not your dick

>>6530006
only if you dont take an anti estrogen

>>6530008
That's exactly the kind of low intelligence comment I expect from you.

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>>6529971
Pizza is tempting, really tempting.
>>6529973
Everyone is off doing things.
>>6529979
>tfw would be happy just going to Portillo's or something
>>6530006
Extra test gets converted to estrogen which can do that.

>>6530006
no thats steroids

>>6530008
You don't need to stop eating you fat fuck, just stop stuffing McDonald's down everyday.

>>6529979
I'm too uncultured to even know how you're supposed to eat that stuff. Do you use your hands? Utensils?

>>6529947
Cute story i liked it.

>>6530000
holy shit! I'm not angry, and I genuinely will never want to be a girl. I'm just bullshitting, I have nothing but love for you guys. I'm more just adding onto the light conversation on chad-chasing and going transbien.

>>6530003
would headpats help too

>>6530023
not really :( *headpats*

the quads didn't help either i just thought it would be a funny way to call quads

im just sad and dysphoric and feel awful and terrible

>>6530006
>>6530016
steroids are test... and there's even reports of it causing your dick to enlarge a very tiny bit. Steroids will shrink your balls though if you don't take the proper meds and even then it still happens, but it's temporary and ceasing steroid use (usually) has them return to normal size and function.

Fuck I tried going to the Warframe general but the threads there go to like 500 and my phone doesn't like processing all that text
So I'm back

>>6530008
I'm pretty sure that won't do what you want. At most maybe fast once or twice a week, if you're not getting food at all for long stretches of time I think your body goes into energy conservation mode and you burn off a lot less than you would otherwise.

any cute MtF play MtG?

>>6529947
Congrats on finding a job where you get along with your co-workers!

>Am I still a hon?
I hope not.

>>6529671
>>6529662
triggered hard

>>6530008
have you tried DNP? Where are you from again Sheen?

>>6530028
I heard that it was super p2w is that true?
My finn friend loves it

so everything I say is just wrong then
fine I'll go

>>6530025
Feels weird to see you depression posting

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>>6530036
>DNP

>>6530026
Is ball-shrinking from steroids just because of the test being aromatized, or is there a different reason for it?

>>6530039
just dont stop eating thats all D:

>>6530040
i usually drop trip to depression post but i wanted to claim another precious quad

lmao

>>6529995
>wanting to 'be a chad'
This is such an alien concept to me, I really can't even comprehend it. Why would anyone want that?

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>>6529936
>tfw i have been forsaken by anon
>>6529944
Ooooooh I thought it wasa version of Sigrid. Welp. Hello chasernorseman!do you have the height, the muscles and the beard to make you worthy of the name of a legendary Viking?

>>6529947
D'you want to buy some sassy sauce for your restaurant?

>>6529999
Motherfucking QUADS! I knew you could do it! I never stopped believing in you! I <3 U quad! ;_;

>>6530000
Check'd

>>6530046
Sure you'd be landlocked in Africa, but you'd still have a GDP in the billions with better growth than your neighbours in the last decade or two.

>>6530048
<3

i got a couple others too! :3

hoping for >>6533333

>>6530042
no, it's from your body recognizing that you have a surplus of testosterone, so your natural test production shuts down while you have so much excess test going through your body.

>>6530039
id say gl but we all know you're going to be back stuffing your fat face tomorrow at the latest

>>6530047
DNP isn't steroids, it's just poison that causes rapid weightloss. People call it a roid because alot of bodybuilders use it tho.

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>>6530061
Leave her alone

>tfw my parents are starting to harass me about being in my bed for 3 days straight

why can't I shitpost in peace
Reeeee

>tfw Faye talks you through your dysphoria. <3

>>6530046
chad gets to fuck the hottest chicks

>>6530069
Don't you have a smart phone or something? Go outside and shitpost!

>>6530063
I'm amazed /mtfg/ hasn't started using this. This board is full of anorexics.

>>6530072
So?

I guess I'm just not a normal beta boy or something, I'd much rather be a chick personally.

>>6530037
Ftp, ptw
It's 100% PvE unless you're a shitbag and most everything can be farmed, so I personally call it "pay to not play"

>>6530077
chad also gets to fuck the hottest trannies

>>6530046
the 10/10 males get attention and get to pick who they wanna be with. 6/10 males and lower basically are invisible for the most part except to their male buddies who they play vidya with, etc.

>>6530046
I used to want to be chad
now i want chad
>>6530081
>chad will never choose you

>>6530077
So who would you rather date? A normal jackoff who you see a dime a dozen all over OKC or a chad who is taller than his tranny gf and has a good body?

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holy shit theres so much anime i want to watch

H E L P

>>6530090
Or, a Chad who sees you as a dime a dozen or a regular guy who likes you personally

Is the area just behind your nipples supposed to feel hard?

>>6530098
you know you would still choose chad in that situation

>>6530088
I don't want to be chad... but the world wants chad.

You're either a chad or you're someone your gf settled for while they wish they were with chad.

>>6530077
I'm like downright fucking triggered by you. Everyone here wants a chad bf and you say you can't understand why someone would want that?

>>6530099
Go away evil dogger :(

>>6530063
Where can you get this in the us? Asking for a friend...
>>6530099
Please leave ebil doggo

>>6530098
You don't want that.

sometimes at night i look in the mirror and get scared i will never be able to become a chad

but i cant give up, i have to keep trying

i just want to be a chad with a nice cis or trans gf who i can eventually start a family with

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Oh yes, this is the trutrans life

>>6530110
can u take a pic with a slice of pizza on ur butt

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So I finally had someone try to beat my degenerate ass but they failed :(

>>6530100
yes

>>6530101
I wouldn't but I'm weird
>>6530108
Uou don't know my life

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>>6530109
>tfw chad-face

>>6530116
phew thought it was the cancer

>>6530097
is samurai clampoo good do u think?


arent u watching an anime RIGHT NOW??
u could watch at 1.5 or 2x speed?

>>6530107
used to be a general in /fit/ everyday but mods started cracking down on it. Try to seek out /r/Dnpsourcetalk ... And please research it so you dont fucking kill yourself

>>6530110
>pizza dinner party on a big green egg because my dad is crazy
>we interrupt your grilling to bring you this rainstorm

>>6530120
....5'10"

b-but if i wear basketball shoes im basically 6 foot

>>6530123
I'll keep it to 200mg/day senpai relax. Ty based anon.

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>>6530057
So happy :3! I didn't see the other ones, but I experienced this one.

>tfw sass and quid celebrate

>>6530099
Oooooooh pwettty wittle l pupper! Gonna go hug him and pet head and rub his tummy until he wags tail :3

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>>6530111
oh i mean in general there are a fuckton i want to watch. im watching heidi right now and all i can think about is how much more shit i want to catch up on, its been a few years since i was keeping up with anime + my backlog seriously...

this is my current 1tb backlog folder though

ignore clannad and the fates

>>6530122
samurai champloo is good yes plus it has one of nujabes' very best tracks as the op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OuRajFzMYI

>arent u watching an anime RIGHT NOW??
lmfao i actually am....................

>>6530122
>watching anime
Dropped

>>6530117
Sure maybe you're 'different' but most likely you'd break that nice guy who loves you's heart for a shot at dating a nice tall chad with status.

>>6530134
please dont laugh

>>6530132
Don't do it you can die a horrible death very easily, just eat less

>>6530110
what happened to kiwi

>>6530137
I didn't say different I said weird

>>6530141
we dont talk about that

>>6530109
It's either be chad or die. No inbetween, never give up.
>>6530120
I'm 5'8 completely barefoot... I'll never be chad, will I..?

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>>6530141
It's been like a month since I've spoken to her so I don't think I'm a good authority on what's up with kiwi
>>6530113
n o

>>6530136
?
>>6530135
yes ik i love nujabes, i saw a few episodes and it seemed cool
actually i saw like 22, 23, 24, but i haven't seen 25 which is the last one i think idk


i had a bunch of animez i wanted to watch but i just deleted them honestly, theres too much stuff and not enough time, not saying you should trash anything, but thats a hell of alot of time desu, idk
you should just prioritize the stuff you're most interested in, then go from there
>>6530132
you might try keto, but yeah gl, i wouldn't mind doing something intense like that either

>>6530146
>n o
please ill do anything

>>6530146
:(

>>6530149
give her $50 and me $25
and buy us both 4chan passes
im her agent

>>6530152
how much do 4chan passes cost

>>6530145
>I'm 5'8 completely barefoot
jfc just transition

>>6530099
go away ebil doger

>>6530153
$20 USD
https://www.4chan.org/pass

>>6530140
Eh, I go to a hospital like 3x a week anyway. They'll notice of I'm ded
>>6530147
Yeah,I'm considering doing a diy soylent thing with it, but you can't do keto with it apparently. I'm just gonna have a normal ass one.

>>6530147
im joking
but seriously anime has a bad image

>>6530156
What's the point
Captchas don't take a century anymore, and the ads aren't even that bad

>>6530140
Also, I haven't even eaten today, I just want it fast af. I don't realm care if it's healthy. I'll worry about fixing what I fucked up later.