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> No bullying
> No hugboxing
> No * actions *
> No tumblr shit
> No drama
Let's do our best, girls
Grace a cutest
This is the previous thread
>>6527281
>>6527281
>>6527281
>>6529529
Why have you been making all the threads?
>tfw
"No one can write anything to me, just understand that these children are being hurt and that you need to open your hearts to them before they become 23 year old angels" -Mother of a transgender youth who recently took her own life
"I don't want condolences. I want everyone of you to love the children that are "different" so that one day the people who were abusing and bullying for years wont be able to breath from all the love. This has to be their punishment" -Sister of a transgender youth who recently took her own life
Wanted to post this here since trans people are discriminated a lot over here and her injustified death souldn't go in vein.
mercury je moje žena
>>6529546
God, I really hope my parents don't write this stupid shit if I ever kill myself
>>6529538
>you guys smoke on spiro? enjoy your blood clots
Are you literally retarded? They're talking about smoking weed not tobacco. And its smoking tobacco on ESTROGEN that causes blood clots, not spiro. Smoking weed doesn't cause anything.
fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6529552
I'm curious why there is such bad spelling and grammar. I didn't initially want to say anything but since you said something....
https://medium.com/mobile-lifestyle/warning-pokemon-go-is-a-death-sentence-if-you-are-a-black-man-acacb4bdae7f#.9jzgrrm5e
I kek'd hard
>>6529541
she has control issues
Me desu
>>6529557
Translating yuropean languages to English is hard.
>>6529564
english is a european language
What's your shitposting soundtrack?
https://youtu.be/btHNCRxp1Ug
>>6529538
>not trying to increase your chances of dying
>>6529571
>considering yourself part of europe
brexit came just in time
>>6529574
>smoking at 13
>>6529577
It's still a geographical location.
>>6529563
Uh, wtf you're not so supposed to take photos in art galleries
>>6529500
>>6529506
I apologize for triggering you. Especially you Shabby.
>>6529555
You sure? Pretty sure it's just smoke inhalation in general that causes the clotting.
>>6529590
gilly from game of thrones wearing makeup has been triggering me lately
>>6529591
>codeine
So edgy
>>6529597
No, it is because nicotine and estrogen interact poorly. Smoke inhalation of any tobacco product is what will give you clots
>can't smoke weed because looking for job
Worst part about being an adult so far. At least i can practice holding my liquor now
>>6529598
What's so triggering about her?
is everyone having a good day
Faye is so beautiful y'all. I love sharing our experiences together
>>6529585
>Why do you look like a woman in the pic though?
good point
>>6529605
Having epilepsy makes me not able to drink alcohol. And weed is illegal in my state.
I kinda get jealous of people who drink often. It seems like a very social thing to do.
>>6529605
what the fuck kind of jobs are you taking that test for weed?
you're on a computer, you can probably do data entry or administrative bullshit. office jobs don't test for weed
>>6529608
Absolutely nothing. Yah know what triggers me? This
>>6529608
she is extremely pretty when in proper makeup and is like 5'2
>>6529609
good in that I'm happy
not so productive tho
>>6529622
Another tranny triggers you? That's weird.
>>6529625
Not being short is not the end of the world.
>>6529616
Hi Rachel! We saw the design models for the SF Moma!
>>6529631
When it's a cis woman I can think oh well I never really had a chance; when it's a trans woman that method of denial no longer works as well.
>>6529631
Yeah, she passes too well. I'm just fucking jelly I guess
>>6529586
They have a no flash rule, I love modern art it gives you a lot of different... Perspectives
>>6529631
I know but I wish I was at the very least girl sized amazonian and not a giant man pretending to be a girl
>>6529638
she started when she was like 17
she is a russian ufufu
>>6529639
looks like a bunch of sticks desu
>>6529644
Is she really trans? I figured it was just a cis girl that people shooped a penis on and jokingly pretended she was a trans girl.
>>6529648
That was my understanding, it's how it got explained to me way back when and I'm pretty sure I've seen the unshooped version of that picture.
>>6529648
Yep here's a before
>>6529529
>transwoman +transfeminine general
>2nd thread in a row that has "+transfeminine" in the title
why tho?
Is there anyone in this general who actually self-identifies as "transfeminine"?
>>6529641
Maybe you could play in the WNBA?
>>6529638
Oh come on. Most of that is angles and PS.
>>6529652
passes pre HRT a lot better than some of the people here pass years into HRT
>>6529652
My jelly meter is rising ;_;
>>6529655
>They have like the test did rek them factor.
Wat?
>>6529657
mercury is just a dumb tumblr nigger
>>6529668
so what is she, is she cis?
>>6529665
But the Internet is full of Russian trannies who look great.
Somik-chan is actually old news by now.
>>6529671
slavs transition well because of the asian passing genes
>shave depression beard after 3 weeks
yasssss
>>6529662
>mfw
>>6529666
Well, Satan, they didn't git rekt by testosterone like me, so it's that bad vibe.
>>6529672
she's probably intersex but she did transition and did so young
>>6529597
nicotine is a vasoconstrictor, meaning that it shrinks the pathways in the blood vessels (meaning increased clots), while weed is actually the opposite, a vasodilator. So weed + hrt would actually decrease the risk of hrt related blood clots. do note however that some cannabinoids compete with estradiol for estrogen receptors, but it should be a negligible effect. And in one study I found, it suggested that pot has an anti androgenic effect, inhibiting DHT from binding to androgen receptors. So Weed + HRT is a match made in rastafarian heaven.
>>6529676
was the unsee you posted yesterday a recent pic
>>6529676
I couldnt even grow a beard before hrt
Hello! It's a living wall!
>>6529673
>But the Internet is full of Russian trannies who look great.
Yeah, why couldn't I have been born Russian? ;_; [spoiler]or just a cis girl, that works too[/spoiler]
>>6529690
This is a dude.
>>6529657
I sometimes feel like I don't deserve to call myself a transwoman if that counts.
>>6529695
same
>>6529695
>>6529700
>>6529700
This is also a dude.
>>6529657
Isn't "transfeminine" just a cis woman who wants to be unique?
>>6529693
you literally couldn't see any facial hair
I hate you
>>6529662
>>6529671
Oh wow good for her.
>>6529676
I've got a 2 week old electrolysis beard rn
I'm shaving this afternoon
>>6529705
Or a cis man that wants to be trans but doesn't quite make it.
>>6529704
Ehh... Has narrow hips. I'm not too jelly
>>6529657
Just making the femboys feel welcome so we can make them into full trannies.
>>6529657
so basically someone from femgen on hrt? like me? don't feel we have much in common besides taking hormones desu
>>6529700
That's a cis girl, I refuse to believe anything else.
>>6529717
What don't we have in common? Honest question.
>>6529717
>trannies are the only spectrum of lgbt without a dominant sexual preference among the community., femboys too.
We're either gay, straight, super bi, or sluts.
LGB doesn't do that
YOURE IN T, M8
Here's Ren Spriggs. I am sure you'll recognize her. Works as an actual model now.
https://www.instagram.com/renbeep/
http://www.slaymodels.com/ren/
>>6529703
No! Bad plebby!
>>6529719
Exhaustive list of differences between hrt popping femboys and mtfs:
-pronouns
>>6529683
>mfw all the pre hrt trannies have to do to slow down masculinization is just smoke weed everyday
legalize weed when?
>>6529724
all the blonde hairs aren't showing up
>>6529719
we're not striving to be girls socially, not me at least. some people apparently get a thrill from being clocked, i dont get them at all, i hate being stared at like a freak so i just try to strike a balance between looking like a girl and a fem guy
>>6529691
Why does that wall look like a woman?
Have the thread theme senpai.
https://youtu.be/29RGDvmUE90
>>6529723
You're the one that's posting these bad vibe pics senpai. ;-; I can't help but be jelly af.
>>6529723
Azns don't count
>>6529712
why do you always complain about not passing when you literally just started transition
>>6529729
That's gross and reported
>>6529727
It's already legal where I am, senpai.
>>6529735
>just started transition
I've been on estrogen for two and a half years, anti androgen for almost three years
I was 29Brisbane if you remember me
>>6529729
Ughh, I'd also kill for those lips.
>>6529729
>that phimosis
gross
I keep forgetting just how many girly boys are walking the runway since androgyny became the next big thing.
>>6529729
Fuck I posted that. Pls no ban janny-kun.
>>6529746
well you still look fine to me IMO. like all of your complaining is really stupid. you'd probably feel a lot better about yourself if you lost weight
>>6529751
My Japanese porn comics lied to me, that isn't cute at all!
>>6529734
here's the "asians pass better than whites" meme again
>>6529732
I am sorry I'll stop. I was just going through Slay's portfolio. I forgot myself.
Maybe this will make you feel better?
>>6529757
wait is that a thing in chinese cartoon smut? that phimosis is cute?? what the fuck is wrong with the world
Phimosis is cute if you have a little peter
>>6529759
ew that body is disgusting, literally look like a human slug
>>6529764
But why would you want to peek at someones peter?
>>6529742
>tfw you live in texas and weed isn't legalized because stupid republicucks are senile and still fighting the """war""" on drugs
Kinda ironic considering how conservatives here are supposedly all for small government and low regulation.
>can walk into a gun shop and buy any gun I want with no checks whatsoever
>can open carry a rifle with no permits or licenses
>can legally kill a person for fleeing with your property
>can't buy or grow weed
Something doesn't match here...
>>6529770
Texas has it's proprieties straight.
>>6529770
Why is prostitution illegal also?
Penis.
>>6529749
Just a jealous hon is all.
....
Like,
Seeing You two doing all this together hits me in the lonely feels badddddd.
Also, both of your are of only a few on this board I'd actually want to chill with IRL.
Seeing both of you together having fun times just stabs me in the feels is all :/
Just being a jealous hon
>>6529774
I second that notion
>>6529770
>can walk into a gun shop and buy any gun I want with no checks whatsoever
>can open carry a rifle with no permits or licenses
Why do you go on the internet and tell lies?
>>6529770
Pots havent been legalized because they cant be gainfully monetized for the profit of the governing body silly.
>>6529770
Federalization is the best policy. At least you know who's to blame.
>>6529749
>Noooo, check out the plants and such!
Trutrans af desu :^)
>>6529782
are you seriously posting that years old misogynist meme from reddit?
>>6529762
>buh it's true
Look at Cheska though. She's asian and you can still tell she's a tranny.
>>6529788
MUH MISOGYNY
>>6529770
I'm pretty sure Nixon declared Marijuana as a Schedule 1 drug just to stick it to the hippies. But Nixon was Republican so of course the lone star state would want to stick with the ever worsening war on drugs. It's not like the war on drugs and systematic oppression of minorities over non-violent crimes had a direct hand in what's been happening in Dallas or anything...
>>6529788
>misogynist
pick one
>tfw no cute gf to have intoxicated sex with
>>6529796
I like how you attempt here to turn a discussion about drugs into yet another current race topic. Good job.
>>6529799
Kek
>>6529756
its mostly just venting, but I genuinely cant not see the masculine features that actually exist
like a beard and man hairline and skull and bad brow and William H Macey upper lip and Emperor Palpatine lower eyelids and bad manly everything
I want to get thin
I am embarrassed by how big I am
>>6529803
thanks, I'm terrible like that.
>>6529782
>>6529788
>>6529805
eat less then duh. if you want sensible non anorexic advice feel free to ask.
>>6529810
You can still see more of the Object on the left.
>>6529810
HAHAHA YES
>>6529814
Yeah I'm a just a trans girl. My delusion levels arent tumblr enough to go around spouting "I'm a WOMAN" to everyone who walks by.
>>6529810
the before is just niggers and nigger culture
>>6529807
plus the whole watergate scandal. Not every president gets impeached, it takes real skill.
Hey peeps, what's going on on this crazy Friday night? Any degeneracy and fun going on?
>>6529820
Werent you raped and publicly shamed and outed in college so you had to drop out?
>>6529821
how did you get that from what i said? you don't have go around letting the world know that you are a woman. but if you're a 20something living as a woman now, you're a woman??
sounds like you have a self-hate problem more than anything tbhonest
>>6529759
>still has better hips than me
RIP me. Gomen, bring sad is my thing y'know?
>>6529761
Yes, especially common in mother / son stuff.
>>6529814
Settle down Autismo Jones.
>>6529802
iktf
>>6529835
>tfw best hips in /mtfg/
>>6529830
Yeah, so what's your point here?
>>6529834
You're not a very good therapist if you just go around saying the obvious you know?
>>6529810
kek
>>6529842
Just reminding you that you let yourself get raped.
>>6529835
>>6529842
Woah... thats horrible.
Sorry a new person to mtfg.
>one of the candidates to be the next PM of the UK said she'd be better because she's a mother
>makes the point her opponent can't have children and suffers from this
Just when you think British politics can't get crazier!
>>6529815
freedom/10
>>6529850
How empty and pointless must your life be to have found yourself here, doing what you're doing, on a Friday night? Remember, Anon, sometimes suicide is the answer. Just make sure that you do it somewhere no one will bother looking, so as not to waste anybody else's time. :)
>>6529843
>if you just go around saying the obvious
thats pretty much all therapists do
>>6529852
This is why ftms will always pass better
>>6529534
Thank you bae
>>6529846
its not a fun story to tell. i was stealth at my university until i was publicly outed by these crazy SJW trannies who thought i was using my position of president to restrict the rights of trans people on campus. so they outed me because they thought it was going to turn the campus against me and it ended up not doing that but i still got yelled at and called all sorts of horrible things by the campus activist community.
not gonna tell the rape one bc you're a sick fuck and will probably get off on that
>>6529861
she'll start slagging off ms may's fashion sense next
>>6529865
Its actually 5 in the afternoon.
>tfw no one cares that sass is back.
>>6529860
>>6529850
>someone who says this
I... suggest you take time to re-evaluate your life anon.
>>6529876
who?
>>6529876
I don't know you and i care.
>>6529850
lol k
>>6529876
I've never met you. Hello.
>>6529872
>being so much of a bitch to others that you do this to yourself
I bet you were trying to restrict their rights too. Also you let yourself get raped.
>>6529880
How much time? I'm just trying to get Rachel to post her 28th "I'm leaving and never coming back here" rant but I'll probably miss it when she does it sometime tonight.
>>6529876
I didn't think you had left?
>>6529888
Patriarchy.txt
>>6529882
OMG! I literally can't even with you anon !
I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!
I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.
The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!
Please vote in mu strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676
>>6529883
Thank you ;_;
Fuck off nobody let's themselves get raped. They have it acted upon through force, coercion, etc
>>6529872
Oh dear, sorry to hear that
> thought i was using my position of president to restrict the rights of trans people on campus
Why on earth did they think this? Did you not hugbox enough or something?
>not gonna tell the rape one bc you're a sick fuck and will probably get off on that
What no! I know it sounds douchey but hearing rape stories helps myself reduce my chances of being raped. that's why I want to know really. I don't need to know the details just the situation that led to it and and maybe any advice you would give. Again sorry if I come off as a douchebag.
>>6529874
>merica is the world
>>6529876
Hey!
>>6529886
>>6529882
lol fuckery
>>6529905
Well Brexitland sure aint the world, nigger.
>>6529878
Reddit is just homogeneous mush.
>>6529902
good girl
>yfw he was right
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Turner_Diaries
>people responding to obvious bait again
>>6529902
Don't you have some STDs to spread?
what does it mean that i have autism
I feel like every trans girl I happen to meet is a transbien. Is something going on or are most mtf's only into girls?
>>6529896
You're being a coward. Why not identify yourself or post in trips.
I've never met Rachel but I know that nobody deserves to be raped.
Perhaps you don't like Rachel. Okay. But saying what you said... thats not okay. Ever. I grew up in a conservative town and people were shit to trans people and even I know that.
I just... wow.
>>6529924
most give up on finding a bf because they can't get chad
>>6529924
I tell guys I'm gay if they're not good at reading signals.
>>6529930
Not that anon but where the fuck do you think you are?
It's like you just stumbled here.
>>6529901
no but seriously,
who are you
>>6529932
are you a mtf or just lurking?
I feel like that's kinda true on alot of lesbians too but I don't think they're giving up on men, but that the ones I've met genuinely like cute girls more.
>>6529930
I'm not autistic enough to trip on a peruvian vase painting board. You also might be taking the internet a little too seriously. Maybe take a break?
>>6529919
>I posted it again!
>>6529930
desu id only rape rachel if she was cool with it
>>6529930
welcome to mtfg.
if you can't get used to it, I would recommend susans.
seriously, this is the saltiest place on all of /lgbt/
>>6529926
Well.. I'm technically not a woman. I'm just some random guy. I guess I'm a chaser? Although I don't like penises. Its whatever really I'm not going to get offended over it.
Read about Sigurd snake in eye if you want more information on my name : )
I love history.
>>6529939
You killed your dog.
>Day two as a chain restaurant cook:
Nobody's clocked me yet & some guy asked me to hang out after work.
The boys, even newer employees, have this odd sense of comradery & tend to group together to talk about sports & women.
Meanwhile, waitresses call me sweetheart & love and one girl keeps making a point to flirt with me when its slow.
Only the manager knows I'm a tranny b/c he saw my ID.... And he goes out of his way to make banter & is giving me a schedule after 2 days of "training" even though the normal policy is 7.
Often, he just stands there while I'm cooking and talks to me.
Also, he loves blasting lady gaga and sia..... But he just got married to a qt cis woman last year.
Is this real life
Am I still a hon?
I wasn't prepare for everyone not being dicks to me.
>>6529924
There's definitely something weird about the distribution of sexual orientations among trans women, in that it doesn't really match that of cis women. (My understanding is that trans men's sexual orientations mostly match those of cis men.) No idea why.
>>6529942
Calm down sir
You're all beautiful and I love you all, Please never forget that!
>>6529910
It actually used to be though.
>>6529932
This. All the 10/10 men are taken, girls are good right down to 5/10
>>6529933
are you or are you mostly straight and just want certain guys to fuck off?
>>6529944
>its another "I'm a nice guy chaser" episode
wew lad. I suggest YOU take time to re evaluate your life.
>>6529954
My dating history is pretty evenly split. Certain kinds of guys are just hard to get to fuck off.
>>6529953
it fucking sucks being male. I think that actually contributes to their being more mtfs wanting to experience life as someone who's not invisible and still generally sought after.
>>6529937
just lurking
all women want chad regardless of their sexuality, i guess it's not accurate to say "give up" on finding a bf, they just settle for a girl or tranny instead of continuing to chase chad
that's why so many """"lesbians"""" end up having sex with guys and losing their gold star
>>6529957
It's what I've heard from a lot of places, but I haven't looked into it to verify. I could very well be wrong, would be interesting to hear evidence otherwise.
/mtfg/ what should I do for dinner
I wanted to go somewhere nice because I'm 6 months today but nobody else is around
so idk now
i'm kinda sad and lonely actually
>>6529953
And now America is the world. Deal with it. I'm sure you spend more time thinking about America than we ever think about you, nigger.
>>6529948
do trans men actually get gfs in any significant degree? I see several ftm on grindr every so often. I mean no offense but I can't imagine cis women ever really dating FTMs.
>>6529966
pizza
or kfc
>>6529945
>I posted it again!
>>6529966
Is family not around to eat with?
>>6529972
You killed your dog.
>>6529930
Thank you, it's really refreshing to have someone be this sincere and caring and nice. Add me on skype later if you'd like to talk sometime rachel.lindstromm
>>6529962
>it fucking sucks being male
It sure does. Luckily Jesus made estrogen pills.
>>6529967
For how long? Pic related
>>6529966
>ywn take grace on date to Alinea
>>6529971
>kfc
Absolutely disgusting
Popeyes is the way to go.
>>6529970
I don't really know. Ask /ftmg/. I've heard of a fair number of ftm / mtf couples, no idea about ftm / cis grill.
>>6529978
>China
I know see responding to you is a waste of time. Typical niggers.
>>6529985
>BTFO
>"reeeee niggers!"
>>6529966
Make something yourself! I would offer to cook for you, but Im in the middle of nowhere.
>>6529989
Got you to respond fast. Enjoy your crippling country :^)
>>6529978
I don't wanna be a tranny though. I'd rather buy testosterone and throw in my bid at trying to be a chad. Then maybe I can date a mtf who is basically another male who decided to opt out of the anguished existence of being a lesser male.
tfw h8 myself and want to die and there's only one thing that can make me feel better
>>6529995
that's a fucking retarded idea. I am guessing you're angry at being a beta male who isn't getting laid? Well testosterone will just make you angrier and crave sex more. Furthermore if you decide later that you do want to be a girl the extra test will have fucked you up too bad.
>>6529999
YESSSSSS
Now I feel better :)
A little bit anyway
>>6530000
Doesn't testosterone make your junk shrink?
>>6530006
IIRC it makes your balls shrink, but not your dick
>>6530006
only if you dont take an anti estrogen
>>6530008
That's exactly the kind of low intelligence comment I expect from you.
>>6529971
Pizza is tempting, really tempting.
>>6529973
Everyone is off doing things.
>>6529979
>tfw would be happy just going to Portillo's or something
>>6530006
Extra test gets converted to estrogen which can do that.
>>6530006
no thats steroids
>>6530008
You don't need to stop eating you fat fuck, just stop stuffing McDonald's down everyday.
>>6529979
I'm too uncultured to even know how you're supposed to eat that stuff. Do you use your hands? Utensils?
>>6529947
Cute story i liked it.
>>6530000
holy shit! I'm not angry, and I genuinely will never want to be a girl. I'm just bullshitting, I have nothing but love for you guys. I'm more just adding onto the light conversation on chad-chasing and going transbien.
>>6530003
would headpats help too
>>6530023
not really :( *headpats*
the quads didn't help either i just thought it would be a funny way to call quads
im just sad and dysphoric and feel awful and terrible
>>6530006
>>6530016
steroids are test... and there's even reports of it causing your dick to enlarge a very tiny bit. Steroids will shrink your balls though if you don't take the proper meds and even then it still happens, but it's temporary and ceasing steroid use (usually) has them return to normal size and function.
Fuck I tried going to the Warframe general but the threads there go to like 500 and my phone doesn't like processing all that text
So I'm back
>>6530008
I'm pretty sure that won't do what you want. At most maybe fast once or twice a week, if you're not getting food at all for long stretches of time I think your body goes into energy conservation mode and you burn off a lot less than you would otherwise.
any cute MtF play MtG?
>>6529947
Congrats on finding a job where you get along with your co-workers!
>Am I still a hon?
I hope not.
>>6529671
>>6529662
triggered hard
>>6530008
have you tried DNP? Where are you from again Sheen?
>>6530028
I heard that it was super p2w is that true?
My finn friend loves it
so everything I say is just wrong then
fine I'll go
>>6530025
Feels weird to see you depression posting
>>6530026
Is ball-shrinking from steroids just because of the test being aromatized, or is there a different reason for it?
>>6529995
>wanting to 'be a chad'
This is such an alien concept to me, I really can't even comprehend it. Why would anyone want that?
>>6529936
>tfw i have been forsaken by anon
>>6529944
Ooooooh I thought it wasa version of Sigrid. Welp. Hello chasernorseman!do you have the height, the muscles and the beard to make you worthy of the name of a legendary Viking?
>>6529947
D'you want to buy some sassy sauce for your restaurant?
>>6529999
Motherfucking QUADS! I knew you could do it! I never stopped believing in you! I <3 U quad! ;_;
>>6530000
Check'd
>>6530046
Sure you'd be landlocked in Africa, but you'd still have a GDP in the billions with better growth than your neighbours in the last decade or two.
>>6530042
no, it's from your body recognizing that you have a surplus of testosterone, so your natural test production shuts down while you have so much excess test going through your body.
>>6530039
id say gl but we all know you're going to be back stuffing your fat face tomorrow at the latest
>>6530047
DNP isn't steroids, it's just poison that causes rapid weightloss. People call it a roid because alot of bodybuilders use it tho.
>>6530061
Leave her alone
>tfw my parents are starting to harass me about being in my bed for 3 days straight
why can't I shitpost in peace
Reeeee
>tfw Faye talks you through your dysphoria. <3
>>6530046
chad gets to fuck the hottest chicks
>>6530069
Don't you have a smart phone or something? Go outside and shitpost!
>>6530063
I'm amazed /mtfg/ hasn't started using this. This board is full of anorexics.
>>6530072
So?
I guess I'm just not a normal beta boy or something, I'd much rather be a chick personally.
>>6530037
Ftp, ptw
It's 100% PvE unless you're a shitbag and most everything can be farmed, so I personally call it "pay to not play"
>>6530077
chad also gets to fuck the hottest trannies
>>6530046
the 10/10 males get attention and get to pick who they wanna be with. 6/10 males and lower basically are invisible for the most part except to their male buddies who they play vidya with, etc.
>>6530077
So who would you rather date? A normal jackoff who you see a dime a dozen all over OKC or a chad who is taller than his tranny gf and has a good body?
holy shit theres so much anime i want to watch
H E L P
>>6530090
Or, a Chad who sees you as a dime a dozen or a regular guy who likes you personally
Is the area just behind your nipples supposed to feel hard?
>>6530098
you know you would still choose chad in that situation
>>6530088
I don't want to be chad... but the world wants chad.
You're either a chad or you're someone your gf settled for while they wish they were with chad.
>>6530077
I'm like downright fucking triggered by you. Everyone here wants a chad bf and you say you can't understand why someone would want that?
>>6530099
Go away evil dogger :(
>>6530098
You don't want that.
sometimes at night i look in the mirror and get scared i will never be able to become a chad
but i cant give up, i have to keep trying
i just want to be a chad with a nice cis or trans gf who i can eventually start a family with
Oh yes, this is the trutrans life
>>6530110
can u take a pic with a slice of pizza on ur butt
So I finally had someone try to beat my degenerate ass but they failed :(
>>6530100
yes
>>6530109
>tfw chad-face
>>6530116
phew thought it was the cancer
>>6530097
is samurai clampoo good do u think?
arent u watching an anime RIGHT NOW??
u could watch at 1.5 or 2x speed?
>>6530107
used to be a general in /fit/ everyday but mods started cracking down on it. Try to seek out /r/Dnpsourcetalk ... And please research it so you dont fucking kill yourself
>>6530110
>pizza dinner party on a big green egg because my dad is crazy
>we interrupt your grilling to bring you this rainstorm
>>6530120
....5'10"
b-but if i wear basketball shoes im basically 6 foot
>>6530123
I'll keep it to 200mg/day senpai relax. Ty based anon.
>>6530057
So happy :3! I didn't see the other ones, but I experienced this one.
>tfw sass and quid celebrate
>>6530099
Oooooooh pwettty wittle l pupper! Gonna go hug him and pet head and rub his tummy until he wags tail :3
>>6530111
oh i mean in general there are a fuckton i want to watch. im watching heidi right now and all i can think about is how much more shit i want to catch up on, its been a few years since i was keeping up with anime + my backlog seriously...
this is my current 1tb backlog folder though
ignore clannad and the fates
>>6530122
samurai champloo is good yes plus it has one of nujabes' very best tracks as the op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OuRajFzMYI
>arent u watching an anime RIGHT NOW??
lmfao i actually am....................
>>6530122
>watching anime
Dropped
>>6530117
Sure maybe you're 'different' but most likely you'd break that nice guy who loves you's heart for a shot at dating a nice tall chad with status.
>>6530134
please dont laugh
>>6530132
Don't do it you can die a horrible death very easily, just eat less
>>6530110
what happened to kiwi
>>6530137
I didn't say different I said weird
>>6530141
we dont talk about that
>>6530109
It's either be chad or die. No inbetween, never give up.
>>6530120
I'm 5'8 completely barefoot... I'll never be chad, will I..?
>>6530141
It's been like a month since I've spoken to her so I don't think I'm a good authority on what's up with kiwi
>>6530113
n o
>>6530136
?
>>6530135
yes ik i love nujabes, i saw a few episodes and it seemed cool
actually i saw like 22, 23, 24, but i haven't seen 25 which is the last one i think idk
i had a bunch of animez i wanted to watch but i just deleted them honestly, theres too much stuff and not enough time, not saying you should trash anything, but thats a hell of alot of time desu, idk
you should just prioritize the stuff you're most interested in, then go from there
>>6530132
you might try keto, but yeah gl, i wouldn't mind doing something intense like that either
>>6530146
>n o
please ill do anything
>>6530149
give her $50 and me $25
and buy us both 4chan passes
im her agent
>>6530152
how much do 4chan passes cost
>>6530145
>I'm 5'8 completely barefoot
jfc just transition
>>6530099
go away ebil doger
>>6530147
im joking
but seriously anime has a bad image
>>6530156
What's the point
Captchas don't take a century anymore, and the ads aren't even that bad
>>6530140
Also, I haven't even eaten today, I just want it fast af. I don't realm care if it's healthy. I'll worry about fixing what I fucked up later.
oh my god pizza is delicious
what should i do for dessert
>>6530152
I already have a 4chan pass, I'll take $75 instead
>>6530149
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>6530151
sorry bae
we can only hope she's doing well
>>6530156
ok so thats $115 total
can you give me like 20 minutes? i have to go talk to my mom about it
>>6530154
cold.
>>6530166
>oh my god pizza is delicious
>what should i do for dessert
some berries
>tfw ate a whole bag of baby carrots and a whole tub of hummus for lunch + dinner
>550 calories
i should do this every day
>>6530164
it's sad that you girls ruin your bodies like this. gonna look all worn out by 40
>>6530167
This is poor bait
>>6530166
>what should i do for dessert
cheesecake or chocolate mousse
>>6530154
you really have no idea how much that hurts
he didn't choose to be 5'8"
i didnt choose to be 5'10"
we're just trying our best to succeed in the living hells that are our lives
>>6530170
I don't think I'll be around at 40 lol
>>6530166
Me
Do me
>>6530159
yea i heard about that, i haven't done much research though
i've been starting keto for like a fucking week, but i never go shopping
>>6530163
>contributes to the website i enjoy and use often
>kills captcha for a year
>makes posting faster
>allows me to que posts
you, a child, having grown up in the pirating download everything 4 free era probably dont understand where someone my age comes from, where i am accustomed to paying for things i enjoy, except for sex
>>6530161
?
ok?
>>6530166
thats fair
as long as i get my cut........................
>>6530167
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
but yeah
Grace said she just wants a cool $75
u may as well just
go to the modeling open call w/o me desu
>>6530147
nujabes is my jam desu
>tfw you walk to the train and get hollered at, and men step in front of you to block you twice in a block
>tfw red isn't there to protect you any more
>tfw guy gets up when there's no seat
And you're standing and looks at you
>tfw you take the seat and don't say "bro what the fuck you doing dats gay"
>tfw no chara to play rust with
:((((
>>6530174
being a 5'8" girl is pretty neat
you get to be tall enough to have tall boyfriends
>>6530169
>some berries
grapes dont sound bad rn desu
>>6530173
ooo cheesecake
yes
now to figure out where i can get cheesecake
>>6530177
are you qt?
>>6530183
>6'2
how come i dont get pussy
>>6530178
Do you not like me anymore?
>>6530185
you need to go outside
>>6530184
Yes you know it it's me
>>6530182
there's a chara here you can borrow
just remember to give her back when you're finished with her
>>6530147
>you should just prioritize the stuff you're most interested in, then go from there
yah the problem is im really fickle and i change what i want to do very quickly :^) it makes sticking to a single plan as far as thins kind of thing is concerned impossible, i usually end up starting like 5 different series at once and stopping most of them halfway through. sometimes i really think i have add
>>6530184
grapes arent good desert berries !!! i mean like blueberries or raspberries or strawberries ...
>>6530188
oh gross people still do that?
>>6530190
ill never be finished
>>6530186
?
idk how i am to respond to that, desu
>>6530187
true, true, true
i keep changing my goal, rn i "only" want to drop 20 pounds, but i want to like, drop it and never gain it back, soi need to be more conscientious and stuff, last time i lost weight i started being an idiot and gained it back
>>6530192
u should transfer the ONE thing you're going to current watch to ur internal HDD, and then leave the rest on your external hard drive, and then not go back to the external drive until you finish the one you started?
>>6530185
are you a man?
are you confident?
are you attractive?
>>6530192
I want to sniff your dirty feet!
>>6530187
What are you? 5'5?
>tfw u suck at eyeliner
Can i post this here?
These are my chad swimpants.
hello everyone
>>6530198
>dunno
>no
>no
>>6530204
Uhhh it's angel
I'm on mobile
>>6530196
now now nim, it wouldn't be fair for you to have her forever when other people want a turn
>>6530205
hi elanna just reminding you how pretty are you
>>6530214
>that's a good idea except all of those are on my internal hdd ;_____;
whoa
how big is your harddrive even
>>6530214
Ok fine I'll sniff your clean feet!
>>6530205
ask kayla to teach you
>>6530206
POST DICK
>>6530219
I'm 5'9" and jelly
>>6530212
oh hey!
yeah ill do you dw
>>6530214
>...:|
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
>>6530206
Quab
>>6530183
this chart is inaccurate, 6'5" is still chad-tier even if you haven't been training from childhood and aren't 230 lbs 10% BF
i hate being a manlet king so much though
i know they don't choose to be this way, but it really sucks that women are so shallow that they care about a quality like height that is completely out of your control (excluding leg-lengthening surgery which i plan on getting eventually)
>>6530213
but i want it! ;-;
>>6530205
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KoFN0JWHY5s
Have you tried doing it with tape? It's the only way I can pull it off. Also use medical tape, it doesn't hurt the skin, and can also be used in an emergency for a god mode tuck
>>6530174
these are mtfs. they're the most hateful, hypocritical and superficial creatures ever born.
But seriously though it always surprises me how MTFs hate their genetic gender and want to be treated like girls despite their looks but turn around and say the most utterly superficial stuff ever.
>>6530227
just become a girl
its better than being a manlet
>>6530229
not that anon
bu i want suck on your toes
>>6530224
Ehhh, it's like the only thing I have desu.
>>6530229
will i ever be as pretty as you or should i just an hero
>>6530234
but i dont want to be a girl
>>6530233
you know we mostly just meme here right?
>>6530238
Iktf. I was omw to ideal weight for my height. I wanna get below that tho.
>>6530229
>that is like an overload of worthless, incredibly fattening calories lol
dont spoil my fun!
i'll go for a walk or something..
i dont even know where i'd get cheesecake tho
so
ill probably just wait for my sister to come home and get ice cream with her or something
>>6530240
>on 4chan
>doesn't want to be a girl
yah, okay
>>6530242
I doubt the mean girls here meme, most of them say they're being serious
>>6530235
ok i have been moisturizing them every day so im sure it'll be a nice experience :9
>>6530238
mmm, well, i never got one for this computer
i said fuck it i'll never need a cd drive ever and i havent been wrong so far!
but u have a macbook right, im not sure about adding a second hard drive to one of those
>>6530239
im not that pretty anon
>>6530246
ice cream isnt much better :'(
but do what u want
i will just be over here eating like a rabbit
>>6530240
then why are you posting in mtfg?
>>6530232
I can't use tape, I'm pairing it with eyeshadow. I'm just gonna have to git gud. Tbh I've been faking eyeliner with eyeshadow and brushes for awhile so it could be worse ;~;
>>6530223
Can kayla eyeliner?
>>6530215
I disagree, but I suppose you're entitled to your opinion ;_;
>>6530258
>Can kayla eyeliner?
not really
>>6530229
>the chosen one
>>6530258
How can you suck at eyeliner. Shit's easy grill I'll teach you
is everyone ready for the racewar?
>>6530263
>mfw I was right
xth for I want to lewd Grace.
>>6530241
uhh
i mean i never liked/disliked you before, i am/was indifferent, and i am indifferent at best to most people here, i mean, idk...................
idk maybe you're reading too much into things?
or..........i mean idk dude
>>6530256
lmao
i used CDs for work sometimes lol
also i like to listen 2 CDs at times, bc >audiophile, you know, you know
i have this one:
http://www.everymac.com/systems/apple/macbook_pro/specs/macbook-pro-core-i7-2.9-13-mid-2012-unibody-usb3-specs.html
i mean i think i can do it?
i'd just have to remove my optical drive
then i guess i could use it over usb.......but there are only 2 usb ports
mmmmmm fuck apple
>>6530272
/pol/ is already preparing
>>6530272
I know a couple trips form here I'm going to go after.
>>6530272
.mfw blacks actually think they stand a chance
>>6530276
Do it
>>6530272
I will be when I have more than airsoft guns
>>6530293
i mean .........idk you dude
i'm friends with all of 4 people here, all of whom i've known for several years and we are friends in real life, also, so i'm not sure what you want from me honestly?
am i the person you had a crush on in that thread you made?
>>6530285
mercury and korra?
>>6530289
you can never be sure
reds under the bed and all that
>>6530291
but what did we ever do to youuu?
>>6530292
they'll be aiming from the side and it'll look cool but they'll hit nothing
>>6530299
she's black too so I guess she is expecting kinship?
>>6530291
http://store.steampowered.com/app/447530/
>>6530294
Sleep with one eye open. And on your stomach.
>>6530302
i mean im nicer to her than post people here, and i also did my best to help her some, so i mean...........
i d k
>>6530292
>>6530289
*Bongo drums*
It's 2016
We could have had cities on Mars
But instead we're having race wars
Wake up sisters!
>>6530283
>>6530272
it feels as though we're on the cusp of something serious happening soon. i hope it does and that something better is built out of it.
>>6530282
oh yeah, you could do it
you cant play overwatch on that though :<
>>6530306
stop being a cracker ass uncle tom
*smacks lips*
SHEEEEIITT
>>6530264
Eh, she's better at it than me
>>6530271
I'm trying to do winged eyeliner. Main issue is applying it evenly and in a single stroke, I think I just need to practice ;~;
>>6530270
Because I've never really used it and put off learning it ;_;
>>6529691
what's wrong with its face
>>6530307
>something better is built out of it
Do you not live on planet Earth or are you just pretending you dont know how reality works
>>6530302
You're white :^)
>>6530311
too pretty elanna pls ;-;
>>6530302
The real parrot hitler is a super obese black dude
i really hope that there isn't some big happening actually going to happen
i like life
i dont want to die
>>6530303
Yes mom!!
>>6530311
w-wow
>>6530311
Cute. Cute!
>>6530321
I'm like 200, I don't know where this meme came from
>>6530307
>it feels as though we're on the cusp of something serious happening soon. i hope it does and that something better is built out of it.
you will be living your calm peaceful post apocalyptic life soon enough
but first get away from new york
>>6530311
>Main issue is applying it evenly and in a single stroke
>in a single stroke
lol what. It takes me a few strokes to get it right, I usually just take small strokes at a time and fill it in at the end to make it look nice
>>6530322
this tbqh
Plus, I'm terrified by the possibility of losing access to estrogen.
>>6530327
>I'm 200 lbs
>I don't know why people think I'm fat
>>6530307
>no overwatch
RIP
actually
lets be honest, i probably would have only played it like one time
i downloaded league of legends but it made no sense to me and also made my computer run super hot
also the same of guild wars two, but i liked that one
>it feels as though we're on the cusp of something serious happening soon. i hope it does and that something better is built out of it.
lol, but actually can you not feed the idiot-trash straight white males, lmao
ugh
fuck
so tired
idk sis
>>6530311
i think you're trying to do regular eyeliner when you have hooded eyes, and that requires a different approach, idk
>>6530326
oh, ok
cool!
>>6530311
I WANT BIG ANIMOO EYES LIKE ELANNA
>>6530311
pls be happy
>>6530322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiXNfb9VyNA
>>6530332
yeah
if it werent for being on hrt
and me being pretty weak and defenseless rn
i'd be like
OKAY SURE LETS JUST DO FALLOUT IRL
but like
idk
let's just leave that to videogames
I wanna live a peaceful quiet life I don't wanna see the country burn
>>6530337
I hope so
>>6530334
Like, I'm fat, but not "super obese". ive lost like 20-30 pounds in the las 2-3 months
>>6530337
Its to be expected from a british teen who has been raised by the internet. They all have that exact trait in common.
>>6530342
How tall r u? 200lb is fat but not ibese5
>>6530347
5'3.5"
>>6530348
yeah thats obese
>>6530311
Apologizes miss, but may I cum to this?
>>6530348
ur a tub of shit m8
>>6530337
Great Britain is a far superior country and you need to be reminded of this. No race wars, no school shootings, free healthcare and no fucking tipping.
>>6530348
Yeah you're super obese. 200 lbs is only acceptable if you're 6'2"+
>>6530317
QUID
QUID
QUID
QUID
QUID
>>6530354
Like I said. Amusing.
>>6530340
okay like
sure
that might be nice if i was the main character of a fantasy novel/movie but
i'm just a young girl that wants to live a normal life
i wanna be a teacher and get married and adopt kids
>>6530348
HOLY SHIT
>>6530352
>>6530355
:^)
>>6530348
Nice try faggot
>>6530348
Sorry dude but that's pretty bad. If you're that short you're probably obese or smth idk
>>6530354
Yeah but after this race war ends we'll have a 99% white population and Britain will still have shitskins en masse in London
>>6530356
https://heartfoundation.org.au/your-heart/know-your-risks/healthy-weight/bmi-calculator
>>6530357
KATE
KATE
KATE
KATE
KATE
>>6530356
k, Fatty McFuck
>>6530354
>Great Britain is a far superior country
Ah Britbongs always make me laugh. Never change you hilarious idiots.
>>6530361
>Nice try faggot
thanks
>>6530311
Tfw you'll look like a girl like Elanna
>>6530362
What's your height and weight asshole?
>>6530359
we all do
its not your fault the world has decided to end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkLPKd-Vs8g
>>6530372
:^)
These threads are so boring nowadays.
>>6530375
*never
>>6530379
im 5'10 and 141 pounds and imho being 200 at 5'3" is overweight
>>6530335
Idk, eyeliner for sad eyes always seems to involve upturned corners or cat eyes or something, just to fake not looking sad all the time. Most tutorials I've seen also start at the outer edge going inwards sooo yeah I'm finding it tricky to get clean lines
>>6530339
That's a tall order ;-;
>>6530329
Idk I've always been told that single strokes give cleaner lines but maybe I'm overextending myself ;-;
>>6530317
>pretty
You must be replying to the wrong poster ;-;
>>6530324
Ty, but same thing I said to quid ;-;
>>6530338
>tfw sad eyes
>>6530351
uhh
>>6530354
>Great Britain is a far superior country
I wasn't aware it was still 1900
>>6530341
Yeah, if I were a strong and healthy cis person then I'd be a lot less bothered by the idea of being in some post-apocalyptic situation, but even so, I'd much prefer having modern technology and not having to worry about where my next meal will come from.
>>6530389
CANADA BRO
>>6530389
i wish i were a third as beautiful as you ;-;
>>6530341
>ywn protect weak, defenseless gracie from the race war
>>6530395
this week bitch
>>6530389
Instead of throwing memes at me can someone explain why America is better beyond "muh guns" or "muh shariah"? All I see is a more equal society, rich or poor, white or black.
>>6530400
in many ways you look like a skinny girl
>>6530389
is there anything i can do :(
you're like one of the most chill trips on here it sucks that you seem to always feel bad
i guess im always like that too, feelin just melancholy
>>6530311
>Tfw cherry cock fest 2017 gets better and better.
>>6530381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaj6YGOLskQ
i hope it can wait until im living with kari
so i can at least have the purpose of protecting her
>>6530392
yeah
like
idk
i enjoy this life
i dont want to have to fight off people who have gone insane and want to eat or rape me
i dont wanna have to learn to hunt and scavenge and do that every day
bluh
>>6530399
please protect me ;_;
>>6530389
>uhh
i'll take that as an emphatic "yes"
>>6530400
im sorry about that disgusting scar on your arm
did you get bit by a shark?
>>6530400
Looks more like 160 to me
>>6530400
ff im 135 and 5'4 and my body is about as thick as yours
dumb heavy muscle atrophy when ;-;
>>6530389
https://youtu.be/1g9W0UM9SPo
this??????
>>6530413
>please protect me ;_;
you'll stay home and take care of our adopted feral children while i go and hunt for food in the post apocalyptic wasteland
there may be times when i bring home a slab of meat and refuse to answer what type of meat it is
Good morning
>>6530431
i made us a stone house bby
>>6530430
potato and meat stew tho
>>6530408
thanks... ?
>>6530415
lmfao anon pls ur embarrassing me!! thanks though.
maybe soon or maybe after i get back from europe, since im gonna be eating wtfever i want over there probably...
>>6530418
a shark in the shape of a tattoo gun yes
>>6530419
you would be wrong then. this is what i looked like at around 160
>>6530421
ummmm, yeah, less protein and less physical exertion? idk
>>6530431
Good morning chara
>>6530436
>less protein and less physical exertion? idk
so cheese pizza?
>>6530442
more like
greens and fruits
>>6530436
>thiccfufu
nice
>>6530430
I'll shed a couple tears before reluctantly eating whatever you've brought me, trying my best not to speculate on what it was, and trying hard to remember what actual food tasted like
>tfw black
>tfw never really gotten along with other black people
Why is this?
>>6530451
You're enlightened, They're barbarians.
>>6530451
You're pretty much an unlikable bitch to everybody to be honest.
>>6530451
Because there black
>>6530409
Honestly, I think I just need time. I'm not always sad but every once in a while I just get hit with a few days to a week of depression and dysphoria. Doesn't respond to anything rly.
>>6530422
Yeah sorta.
>>6530411
>tfw no cherry cockfest 2016
>>6530406
Canada ;-;
>>6530398
;-;
>>6530394
ayy
>>6530449
just know everything i do, i do for you and the kids
we can even set up a little shack somewhere so you can be a teacher for all the local feral children, you can teach them what life used to be like
>>6530451
ur raycis hun
>>6530445
but pizza is a vegetable
>>6530461
oh okay
that eyeliner looks really pretty on you btw
i dont know anything about makeup but you're rockin it
>>6530387
would you date a guy shorter or same height as you?
girls rituals is back up! : D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP4idvm9Z48
are most of the trannies here straight or les?
>>6530474
I'm pan.
>>6530449
don't forget to grow root veges and onions
>>6530472
1-2 inches?
>>6530473
but it is
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/45306416/ns/health-diet_and_nutrition/t/pizza-vegetable-congress-says-yes/
>>6530474
i'm bi. i would assume most here are bi or les.
we've done strawpolls before and i don't recall the results.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10701715
>>6530474
i'm really pan i'm just lesbian by choice because boys suck
most polls end up showing a third gay, a third straight, a third bi/pan
>>6530474
I'm biscum
>>6530474
Most bi
Some les
Some straight
I'm straight(-ish)
>>6530469
Ty ;-;
Idk I've been trying to get better at makeup, usually I feel better wearing at least some.
i'm bored
tinchat.com/therapedungeon
>>6530477
doable but id rather not tbqh
my height or taller would be better i think
not that im experienced at all
>>6530487
lol u bi as fuck ho
>>6530476
>>6530474
I'm pan special snowflake
>>6530491
>>6530490
Bi implies significant attraction to both sexes. I'm not bi.
>>6530487
Damn right, ~ish.
>>6530474
Les is the only acceptable answer
>>6530474
I'm stres.
>>6530498
thats still bi nerd
just cause thats what people think of bi as doesnt make that what it is >:3
>>6530489
alright. out of curiosity, why's it particularly important?
>>6530488
Would you ban me if I joined?
>>6530504
Gaight
>>6530458
I get along with most people here.
>>6530459
>>6530456
>>6530463
I dunno about that but I've had four black friends in my life and I hated them all
Friend 1: Fell out with him because he was a walking stereotype
Friend 2: Fell out with him after he started stabbing people
Friend 3: Spread shit about me because I refused to help him rob a store
Friend 4: Laughed at me for being a virgin
As for black female friends every time I tried to talk to one they just acted incredibly arrogant and full of themselves so I just ignored them from 17 onwards
Strangely enough I get along great with my family but other black people, nope they've always managed to piss me off somehow. Asians I love I get along with them so well. Whites I haven't really met many but I've never had a problem with those that I've met. Sorry to go full /pol/ just wanna get this off my chest. I told my aunt once and she actually agreed with me.
also i just started watching space patrol luluco and holy SHIT i could listen to this seiyuu talk forever omfg
Just sent an email coming out to my parents. Wish me luck, or without that, a swift and painless death. Goodnight.
>>6530496
>>6530507
because men under 6ft should be on hormones
who else /gettingreadyforagig/ here?
>>6530510
Those all sound like some really shitty friends.
>>6530506
But I have no interest in sex with women. I'll cuddle with girls, and I can have romantic feelings, but I'm just not into girls that way.
My eye hurts
>>6530512
>coming out via email
Goona be awkward if they never mention it. Did they read it? Did they not? Do you dare ask?
>>6530520
it blood
>>6530506
Defining what you like is hard to do. Elanna likes what she likes.
>>6530518
would you do a mff threesome
>severe thunderstorm warning in effect
Maximum comfort
>>6530461
That could be really close or really not close
>>6530523
why is there blood anne
>>6530512
Good luck anon!
>>6530518
What about boygirls
>>6530521
I'm pretty sure they'll say something. If they don't I'll just call them. This is easier for now tho
>>6530474
The last time I remember us having a poll on this, it was like ~45% bi, with the rest being evenly divided between straight and les.
>>6530528
rock and roll?
>>6530514
what if they dont wanna be on hormones? suicide ok?
>>6530512
Good luck. It'd be nice if you keep us updated. You don't have to but yeah.
>>6530518
</3
You need fresh anime pics btw.
>>6530529
Thanks
>>6530515
didn't you hear?
theres going to be a race war and the world is about to end
>>6530518
>elanna will be my bed warming body pillow for strictly platonic snuggling.
>>6530534
did you spill your diva cup again?
>>6530537
I will. Thanks
>>6530544
what if the guy has two dicks
>>6530544
Neither boy nor girl
Or both
>>6530548
there's such a thing as femboy chad just so you know
>>6530544
>I do but I've been too lazy to fill my folders with new stuffs ;~;
I'll fill your folders with new stuffs.
>>6530548
I always like to hear what type of boyfriend girls are looking for.
What are you looking for!
>>6530544
I was wondering.... Have you ever done dp?
Like, even with toys?
Its kind of been my pipe dream wondering how great that must feel since pre transition
>>6530547
>no
well it is!
>>6530549
Isn't there only like 2 guys in the world with that condition?
>>6530552
How does that even work? I thought chads were manly musclebound dudebros, that's like the opposite of a femboy isn't it?
>>6530534
BUT IS THERE A STORY
>>6530544
would you do a mf(mtftm) threesome?
>>6530558
femboy chad is just a really hot femboy
there's a lot of ugly robot femboys
>>6530549
I wouldn't sleep with a guy who had split his wingy wang in two
>>6530553
C-can you?
>>6530551
I mean, I think it's been established before that I like androgyny.
>>6530555
Not the real deal but my ex would occasionally finger my bp while we were doing it doggy style. It's pretty incredible.
>>6530562
Probably not:(
>>6530554
one who is actually a girl in denial that i help transition
any other is unacceptable
>>6530565
well make sure you have some pads with you this time
>>6530564
I can only think of rich femboy. Or maybe you're talking about male models? Either way you are dipping into some gay territory there.
>>6530570
>pads
whoa yikes um no one uses pads anymore!
>>6530566
no he didnt get it split he was just born that way, he just has two fully functional penises
I ate too much pizza
>>6530518
Wait, so does that mean you'd enjoy it if a lady took you on dates and did romantic stuff with you, but it's just that you wouldn't want to have sex with her?
>>6530572
you free bleed?
>>6530574
thats not possible
you mean you ate more pizza than you were able
>>6530574
You should have shared
The best dates are just hanging out and eating anyway
>>6530566
.....
I'm suspecting she. I put 2 small dildos in my butt at the same time when I was 17 wasn't the same effect.
:(
I vant a vagoo, dammut.
>>6530577
>what are tampons
nothing wrong with freebleeding tho
>>6530565
thats so metal
don't bleed at your gig tomorrow
>>6530566
Sorta new so don't take offense but are you post op?
>>6530582
*I'm suspecting when
>>6530569
It would be funny if you transitioned some bulky football player into a dainty girl.
It sounds like a lot of work though.
>>6530526
Not really close at all desu
>>6530573
Why is this even a hypothetical scenario?
>>6530575
Idk, I like the fluffy stuff like cuddling and holding hands and even kissing and stuff. I'm not talking about dates so much as just the other stuff that a relationship entails beyond the physical attraction, because that physical attraction isnt there.
>>6530582
Nah, not the same effect
>>6530587
Wat
>>6530588
Yup, 3 years post op, I'm an old fart.
>>6530574
Was it a good pizza? What was on it?
>>6530586
its tonite
it's lit
>>6530584
I would know more about periods and stuff if a genie turned me into a real girl like they did for you
>>6530571
But why male models?
>>6530596
:(
>TFW was tucking with tape and glue 8 years pre transition so it'd stay flat & I had to pee sitting down.
>TFW no vagoooo
>>6530596
>Why is this even a hypothetical scenario?
i dont know just curious
>>6530595
>I ate too much pizza for my stomach
thats better, ahem
poor thing
*belly rub*
>>6530597
Three slices of caprice pizza and one of sausage pepperoni mushrooms and peppers
All homemade on the grill
So many women are just fags with boobs.
And I think fags are awful. And so are those types of women.
Of course, the only gay people I know are dear friends.
Still trying to figure out if the ironic self-hate is from being raised to shun them as underneath "normal people" or just being fearful of coming off like that and being judged or what.
Hmm, that's basically the same thing.
>>6530598
record it or something so i can see
>>6530611
I only recently started making homemade pizza, my crust still needs tons of work though, I wanna make a good anchovy pizza sometime, its my favorite.
>>6530548
...You're transbien then! Your opinion on this never was relevant to begin with!!
>>6530612
Do you mean trans women or all women?
>>6530619
Forgot my fun badge
>>6530615
The crust isn't homemade but we bought it raw
>>6530612
on the other side aren't so many just straight men with boobs?
>>6530612
>tfw fag with boobs
>>6530594
Bulky football player types don't transition into dainty girls; they transition into amazonian warrior waifus. :3
>tfw double fag with small boobs
>tfw your friend catches a pidgey on yr ass
I don't even know why he brought it up tho.
Its time to play overwatch. See you folks in a bit.
>>6530628
One of my friends told me they actually talked to that girl
apparently they're pretty cool
>>6530618
All women
I know that's a wrong opinion but how else can you describe that special type of cunt?
Sorry. I'm grumpy and saw some fat lady yelling at her fat kids. And... the way she walked reminded me of how I walk. I know I'm trans but sometimes the line feels blurred for me.
>>6530617
No, I'm bisexual, I like males and females; it's just that in males I only like boys, not men. The fewer testosterone-related traits a male has, the better. So femboys, pre-testosterone FTMs, and guys that never went through normal puberty for whatever reason are all okay.
>>6530633
Friend found a weedle on my junk
>>6530636
That's cool.
I don't have a link, but she did an ama on reddit somewhere, and based on what she said in that she seemed pretty cool.
>>6530609
Realistically I think I'd be more apt to do a mmf threesome, I wanna get dp'd
>>6530640
>the way she walked reminded me of how I walk.
Sure would be nice to be able to walk in a way that isn't uniquely identifiable from 100 yards >~>
Fukken legs
Chop em off and put me in a wheelchair fampai
>>6530635
whens the next boil?
>>6530566
>C-can you?
I've got 1.29gb of reaction images, you bet I can.
>>6530641
Well you be my mommy?
>>6530649
what about just having sex with one guy with two dicks and being dp'd by his dp
>>6530642
There seems to be a lot of Pokémon on junk.
>>6530649
Fuck thats hot, I wanna dp someone so badly.
>>6530657
What's the point in eating broccoli if you're just gonna cover it with fat?
>>6530665
There is no fun in that, you should get two cocks, of different sizes thrusting in and out at different speeds, and eventually have two big different cumshots!
>>6530628
I'm going for the dorky nerd to dorky nerd route. Maybe I can swing the cute ugly trait. My friend says I'm so awkward and quiet it just might work.
>insurance reached its max due to the hundreds of dollars of hormone prescriptions and now I have to pay for it out of pocket
anyone know this feel?
>>6530675
the guy with two dicks who did an ama on reddit can cum from both and they are different sizes
im sure he could figure out away to thrust them at different speeds
>>6530653
idk, the season is kinda winding down and they're big and tough to peel and not as good this time of year
starting to get into shrimp berling season tbqh
>>6530657
If I wanna eat broccoli I just eat it normally! I love it but not on pizza, I really enjoy chicken on pizza, and anchovies, GOD anchovies are fucking delicious!
>>6530671
>not liking brocolli au gratin
>>6530663
How can I when I don't even know you? Shouldn't a mom know her daughter or son (whichever you are)? Introduce yourself.
>>6530677
Obligatory
>>6530667
Had one on my face too, not sure if it looks for a floor type resting place or something
>>6530671
Broccoli has a nice flavor and texture when it's cooked in the oven. I like it raw, steamed, etc but some people can't do it without adding cheese.
Baked brussel sprouts with a little olive oil and salt and pepper are great too.
>>6530680
Chicken is good too but i don't like anchovies
>>6530677
no, i dont need hormones to be a girl, neither does anyone else in this thread
hormones are a meme
>>6530686
a good meme
>>6530677
I thought insurance had a max beyond which you paid nothing, not the other way around? What kind of insurance do you have?
>>6530686
tumblr pls
>>6530685
Fuck i keep turning this off to post in /vg/
>>6530683
I'm not even American though
>>6530641
so you're basically straight male who has been on the internet long enough that he wants to fuck a femboy like every straight guy on the internet
>>6530677
Might won't cover gender dysphoria at all. It's borderline useless. Since I'm a dude it won't give me a discount on estrogen but spironolactone is fine apparently because its other uses.
>>6530665
Seems like it would require a scissoring action. Not sure if want. I'd rather two men, one in front and one behind, both holding me tightly and thrusting deep into me at their own pace.
>>6530662
How we gonna do this? I like to curate my images :(
>>6530700
ok what about two guys who both have two dicks
>>6530698
>basically straight male
Add "on hormones" to that and yeah, that's not inaccurate.
>>6530685
Broccoli is bleh.
>>6530690
The way it works is that in a year it will cover a total amount up to a certain amount (something like $2000) but anything after that amount isn't covered and must be paid for out of pocket
>>6530691
are you really arguing that the girls in your pictures are somehow less female than someone who is afab? because if so, you are fucking wrong
>>6530711
Huh, I haven't heard of that kind of thing. That sucks.
>>6530704
Anon, I think you've been reading too much hentai.
>>6530709
>Broccoli is bleh.
why are niggers always wrong?
>>6530704
You seem really fixated on the two dicks. I like to keep my fantasies grounded in reality, someday I hope to find two single dicked guys willing to go to to town on me.
i just want someone to love
is that so unreasonable
>>6530723
Will you make me dinner and treat me like a girl?
>>6530723
That's actually my second most hated veg after peas. I don't like vegetables.
>>6530724
Because your an easy target to troll
>>6530728
No, I don't think so.
How have you been going about looking for this someone?
>>6530727
i have two dicks
>>6530698
>tfw I have no interest in femboys, even though I've been on the internet long enough that if it was gonna happen then it would've by now
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>tfw I can't really dispute the the "straight guy" part tho
:(
>>6530732
Why? I'm actually a hard target to troll for I know all the memes.
>>6530727
gotta fill every hole ehh?
>>6530734
i dunno im starting to think there's just no one out there for me
im a little picky but im also ugly so i guess that has something to do with it too
>>6530735
Does that mean that if you get srs then you'll have two vaginas?
>>6530649
that cg set is one of my favorites ;w;
>>6530728
Don't worry if you're anything like me no one will ever love and you'll die alone.
[spoiler]But you're cute so don't worry you'll be fine[/spoiler]