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Last ever edition

▶ Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶ Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Gallery full of cis women of all heights and weights and body shapes to make you feel better about yourself: http://www.mybodygallery.com/
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC:https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

Penultimate thread >>6518404
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Post bodies
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>>6519398
ssh nobody should know about this thred yet
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>>6519398
football/10
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>>6519398
qt
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why is this the last thread
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>>6519398
Eyy mr Stallone
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i want to maddie to be my mommy
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>>6519398
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>>6519398
jesus christ what is that thing
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I learned how to put my hair in a real bun and it feels cute as frick but makes me realize my eyebrows are the opposite of on fleek rn
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>>6519398
S N A P E
N
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E
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it's about time
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>>6519398
Edie stop it
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>>6519550
has basically no personality that differentiates it from portland

most of the people who live there live in suburbs, as most of the growth of vancouver occured in the last 30 or so years
they also go across the river to shop because we have no sales tax

vancouver saying it isnt portland is like gresham saying it isnt portland
ur still in the portland metro area lmao, doesnt matter that theres a river in between

fuck vancouver
fuck seattle too
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>>6519398
FUCK OFF MAXIM
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>>6519521
That doesn't even make sense brah

>>6519539
I don't need to constantly prove her wrong
No point in that
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I wish game of thrones had more gay shit in it.

https://youtu.be/tjUHHgn4OYU

Gonna go do productive shit now.
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>came out to my therapist as trans
Helps, but I still feel like trash
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>>6519398
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>>6519596
congratz
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Do you think im sexy?
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>>6519575
Here is the thing about Portland I noticed.

It is basically if thumblr made a city. Seattle has some cool shit to it, but Portland is just Tumblr as fuck. I saw girls with purple hair and those trigger glasses. Guys that looked hipster as fuck too.

The people I hung out with were cool, but the city not so much. Well I mean the city was cool too, but like I couldn't take the sjw feel of it. I did go to sock dreams though.

I love seattle though....

>>6519598
that looks some what cute. If you were not so autistic I would most likely cuddle while drunk.
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>>6519602
Looking gr8 hon
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>>6519598
Nice moobs and beer belly
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>>6519598
This is what I had to say about your creepy comment.
https://clyp.it/jjaunbgo
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>>6519605
Game of thrones is such shit
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>>6519398
if people meme about that i dont think i can ever post a body pic ;_;
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>>6519605
>Stannis
>extremely religious
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>>6519596
Just keep telling people, it'll make it easier the more you talk
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>>6519605
just as much sjw shit in seattle

thats just every liberal city ever
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>>6519616
idk I read the books so now I am kind of invested in it. The show leaves a lot of shit out and things just werk out.

Okay I am posting a random webm from my shitty webm folder. I wonder what it will be

>inb4 ban when I come back.

>>6519631
I don't think seattle is as sjw as portland. It is pretty high up there though don't get me wrong. I walked around Fremont and it felt very much like portland. However, just riding the max I saw sjws while in seattle I only saw them in sjw areas.

>>6519631
LA is pretty liberal and I don't see that shit that much.
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>>6519626
That whole picture is pretty stupid
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i want to be held at all times
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>>6519607
>>6519602
What happened to this person? Haven't seen them here for a while
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>>6519661
Is a mod in kegeshi now
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>>6519648
Holy shit the meme is actually true
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>>6519661
Stopped posting here because of the constant abuse from anons. Understandable, I think.
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>>6519648
>calling people sjws based on just what they look like
dont be a hypocrite, youre trans
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>>6519660
i want to seize the means of production but we can't have everything we want now can we?
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>>6519660
I want to die fighting as a counterrevolutionary but we don't always get what we want.
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>>6519610
you too
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>>6519660
I want this
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>>6519681
pls cuddle me i like communism
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SERVICE ANIMAL CAT!
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>>6519678
why the fuck else would you wear purple hair and 1950's glasses?
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>>6519660
all I want is a pepsi
just one pepsi
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>>6519614
are you a chaser?

fuck off deep voiced dude
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>looking at my muscley arms
HHHMMMmmmmmm... i rly need to quit this job where im basically doing nothing but physical labor. its building my arms up wheni dont want them to be :/ hey does anyone have an office job they wanna offer me lole cause frankly id rather not cam for that long
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>>6519691
Style?
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>>6519691
B/c you Dont have any mirrors or reference to what non-animu women look like
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>gf never cuddles me

i need cuddles so badly
>>6519693
Good song
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>>6519697
I started 3 months ago you mongoloid.
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>>6519688
It's to hot to be holding someone
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>>6519646
O-oh
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>>6519690
How do you teach a cat to comfort? Omg o.o
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>>6519689
omg i love communism

>>6519701
saaaaame
tho sometimes i kinda like em
also i think they'd stay that way from playing music anyways, at least one of em would
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>>6519678
intersex, two spirt( like legit come from a tribe that has that tradition), bi, and nerd.


I am also a Republican and voted for the God-Emperor.

SJWs are just cancer.

picture related

>>6519660
Yeah that gets pretty annoying pretty fast. But like I would be cool with having a SO.

Another random webm


okay bye for sure now.
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>>6519691
again
>judging people just based on how they look

do you like it when people assume things about you just because youre black? fucking idiot
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>>6519710
>literally an emotional support animal that bites the shit out of you if you try to pet his belly.
But also, he spoons you and prefers to sleep on warm boobs.

And I can take him to housing places with no pets allowed, legally.
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>>6519701
Being a whore and working physical labor in a minimum wage job is going to do wonders for that resume
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>>6519701
You quitting your job
Classic

>>6519718
People are often judged by their appearance
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>>6519706
with that voice?
you will never pass, hon
just give up already mr. "shakira"

why you fucking picked a latina name anyway you white-trash redneck from the stupid tea and biscuits inbred island?
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>>6519721
i want a cat to sleep on my boobs that sounds so comfy
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>>6519718
>you were born with purple hair
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>>6519721
Awwwwwww, that's like the cutest thing I've seen all day
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>>6519716
lol that acid pepe was cool as fuck because I did some last night.


>>6519716
but here are the sjws I loathe. picture


>>6519722
PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT SUPORN.
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>>6519722
if I had to guess, the mods are too busy fighting over petty shit to ban you
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>>6519726
I still Dont get why nobody cams, budgets, goes to school?
Its almost like easy money & no long hours of serious thought are what they're after...
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>>6519690
DAWWWWHHH!!!

service cat to the rescue nyaa!!!
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>>6519728
I'm sure you sounded totally like a girl pre-transition, I'm very jealous of you. And I'm not white.
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hi ~
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>>6519742
I'm just cutting my balls off bruh
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>>6519746
lol keep talking cracker. this is how i picture you to look like

>i'm not white
sure you are not, paddy mcwankerbread
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>>6519727
yeah and im sure thats a good thing

>>6519731
you really dont get it do you lol
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>>6519727
People that judge for little shit like that are insecure though, it always reveals more about who they are then anything else

Like all the hons that judge your femininity who are insecure in there's

Or the guy who calls everyone a faggot, and is insecure in his own sexuality.
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>>6519681
Why haven't we at least seized the means of production of HRT yet? We shouldn't be held hostage by insurance companies and online middlemen. Shouldn't we be able to synthesize our own estradiol without big pharma shutting us down?
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>>6519734
>>>/pol/staygo
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>>6519737
>Why don't people want to be a whore
Gee I wonder?
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mtfg = susans 2.0
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>>6519729
Best yet, he kneads the sideboob in the morning to wake me up.
Once he tried to nom on my nip... But got smacked & learned real fast.
>>6519732
He has a little I.D. card and all! I'm fucking jazzed. The only downer is being an ESA doesn't qualify him for unrestricted public access.
>>6519743
Best bit: His name is Poodle the cat.
>>6519751
Hai
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>>6519742
>implying im going to srs
not with the current tech im not, orchi seems great tho
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>>6519754
Everybody here knows I'm not white, you're clearly a newfag.
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This thread is a fucking shitstorm what the fuck
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>>6519742
Well, my present vulva looks much better than that. And looks a bit better every day as later stage healing goes on.
Your posting botches is a shitty scare tactic. They don't happen that often these days. Except from European surgeons, I guess.
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>>6519768
Its not that. I'd cam if I were ballsy enough to tell my ex she's manipulating me and transition in my teens.
Alls im saying is, there's nothing to show for it.
A lot of money for no documentable skills.
Schooling by day, whoring by night (and getting paid for it)
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>>6519771
heya! hru today? n.n
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>>6519757
To a degree it is

>>6519758
Eh that's hard to say.
I mean would you want to be friends or kind to people that look like slobs?
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>>6519751
>mfw people here tell this thing it passes
literally looks like a man in a wig.
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>the papa johns I normally get delivered from is gone
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>6519742
this
>>6519777
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>>6519782
Fast food pizza is shit tier anywhore
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>>6519779
Why are your hands so huge?
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>>6519779
<3
MY CAT IS NOW A SERVICE CAT! SXROLL UP!
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>>6519715
mmmm ur prob right about playing music and them staying kinda buff

idk i was always just a noodly art girl before this and now that im this thin i wanna lose the muscle mass for a ~sleek look~

>>6519726
its a good thing im not trying to build up my resume. also my job isnt a "physical labor" job, or minimum wage, but ok
and anyway im bout to apply for a job doing boring stuff at a hippy school
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>>6519781
>bitter hon
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>>6519784
phie ilu <3333333
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>>6519737
>people go into the easiest job they can find that requires the littlest amount of work
>why don't they plan for their future and do something hard

Because if they could plan for their future and do something hard, they wouldn't be camming and sitting in dead end jobs for a decade.
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>>6519782
Good, maybe now you'll get some good pizza.
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>>6519778
Is it really still that easy? Surely the market is oversaturated by now? Plus the guys in tranny chatrooms would be looking for dick, I dunno about you but being made to play with my dick on cam would trigger my dysphoria.
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>>6519793
>autistic hon
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>>6519786
i'll gladly pass thanks
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alright someone better start holding me soon
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>>6519794
Are you fulltime now? Did you find somewhere else to live?
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>>6519648
>TFW I was having Dinner by the computer and clicked on Melly's link.
come on!!!!!!!!
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>>6519790
what?? how?? i didnt know they could do that!

>>6519788
i dont know. . . :(
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>>6519786
looks just like the real thing
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>>6519787
>>6519796
I might do dominoes instead
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>Theres another hon making gifs of themselves not passing
Anyone know of a place that doesnt hugbox?
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>>6519810
I said GOOD pizza, Grace! (I guess dominoes isn't terrible.)
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>>6519795
That double burn

>>6519799
>something that chasers say
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>>6519812
dominos cheesy bread is ace
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>>6519810
Oh come you live in Chicago for Christ sakes why would you do that to yourself.
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>>6519794
hey bby <3 <3 <3
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>>6519808
post wig on butt
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>>6519805
no, not yet. im gunna start my wardrobe and start wearing makeup + girl clothes in public and at work next week though.

its a big step and im still nervous about it but i have to if i ever wanna learn @_@;;

i guess im gunna be part time
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>>6519810
local pizza shop > unos > dominoes > papa johns > pizza butt
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>>6519813
so in one post im a bitter hon and the next im a chaser
your autism isnt worth my time. hon.
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>>6519818
>>6519812
I JUST WANT TO SIT ON MY ASS AND GET CHEAP PIZZA AND DO LEWD THINGS IN MY ROOM I DONT WANNA TRAVEL TO GET A GOOD ONE
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>>6519780
I am friends with slobs and normies and pretty people and rich people, lgbt and straight, I don't really get not just being nice to everyone in real life, I think it shows weakness of you aren't.
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>>6519819
ooh girl. Portugal could take it all.
just one mistake and they could be kings of Europe for 4 years.
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>>6519761
true wow

>>6519791
yeah i've always had like
not muscly arms but they got some definition to them and all
i kinda purposefully stay away from lifting stuff at work too, but that's mainly cos its fun to make ppl i dont like do it for me
>~sleek look~
yes i feel you 100% absolutely
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>>6519808
I stole quid from you
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>>6519831
They are a one-man-army
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>>6519831
nope, youre not king of europe unless the reigning worldchampion isnt european.
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>>6519830
Because a lot of people aren't
The network told me that first-hand
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>>6519837
That makes no sense
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>>6519830
Is your cat a communist now?

>>6519818
>Thinking Chicago quiche is pizza
lol
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>>6519828
put pizza on your tiddies and take a picture for me
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>>6519828
EVEN GOOD ONES DELIVER AND DOING LEWD THINGS IS GROSS AND SENPAI DOESNT LOVE A WHORE GRACE, YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS
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>being european champion is worth more than being world champion

??????
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>>6519847
I DONT NEED LOVE I JUST NEED DICK
DONT YOU KNOW I HAVE A VITAMIN D DEFICIENCY
>>6519846
Mebbe but only since i know you
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>>6519832
who is the beautiful girl all the way on the left side?
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Reminder you're all beautiful and I love you all.
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>>6519845
Its on the east coast, that's all the east. That's all the east coast has.
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I honestly wish some of you would die.
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i will be killing myself in honor of the last /mtfg/ thread!
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>>6519850
ummm. would you actually do that? because im not actually asking you to do that, youd probably get burns from hot pizza...
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>>6519833
ok :(
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>>6519849
so you meant "unless the reigning world champion is european"?
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>>6519861
>Your order will be ready 34-44 MINUTES after it is placed.
Nevermind I'm just doing Jimmy Johns fuck it my cholesterol is high I don't need pizza
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>>6519850
DICK IS OVER RATED DESU SENPAITACHI UNLESS YOU LOVE THE PERSON ALL SEX IS PRETTY BORING AND GROSS !! SOUNDS SERIOUS YOU SHOULD GO OUTSIDE
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>tfw chaser
>no one wants you
:(((
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>>6519863
her kisses are amazing irl
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>>6519859
I wish I would just die too
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>>6519850
c-can u take a pic with some pizza on your butt too pls?
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>>6519875
>her
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>>6519852
>you will never cuddle with your amazon friends
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>>6519875
cucked :(
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>>6519878
woah
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>>6519869
How can you have high cholesterol in your mid twenties? is America really this fat?
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>>6519886
It's genetic, comes from my dad's side of the family.
>>6519879
2
lewd
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>>6519869
>jimmy johns

eww
thank god i have this
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>>6519859
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
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>>6519859
Am I one?
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>>6519888
>2 lewd
haha, it's cool, i was just joking.. i didnt actually want a pic of that lol... just m-messing with ya haha
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also, i just got home, so here

>>6519398
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im a girl
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>>6519911
slut
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>>6519911
Hey there pretty goil.
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>>6519911
Triggered
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anyone else get super epiphanies when high?
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>>6519903
>that gif
that was a really sad scene ;_;
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>>6519928
post butt
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>>6519920
>>6519924
>>6519926
SPOOKY SCARY
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>>6519928
make me a qt or else
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>>6519936
mmm I can see your bulge
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>>6519936
that actually scared me, because that anon asked for butt... and thats definitely not a butt...
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>>6519928
Never while stoned, occasionally while tripping
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>>6519936
wat am i loking at
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>>6519936
ribcages are the worst.
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>>6519866
you get the idea, but unless my brain is blackouting now, my initial phrasing was correct.
if portugal wins, theyre not european kings for at least 2 more years. and only if a non european team, or they themselves get the title
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>>6519928
That kind, you mean?

http://youtu.be/HB8Zqx7rN_g
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>>6519936
how was your stay in auschwitz?
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>>6519944
hey elanna do you think you could post a pic of your butt today
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I've been seriously considering joining Susan's. Is it really that bad?
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>>6519936
Stop taking pictures
Clean your room
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>>6519936
we must have been drinking out of the same cup cos i also look like that when lying down
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>>6519911
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>>6519957
Only if you care about getting hugboxxed by hons.

So no its no different than this place.
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>>6519957
I've seen girls from the network and girls from here on it, but generally most people will say they hate it
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>>6519961
marry me already!
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also also

>>6519920
lmfao i wore that outfit to work today
its so hot i do not give a fuck if its appropriate or not

>>6519961
as long as its not ur loogie spit cup :>

>>6519958
I DONT WANT TO

>>6519962
lmfaooooo anon wtF IS THIS LOLOL
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>>6519957
i like it way better but im a chaser and it's way easier to chase on susan's than it is on here
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>>6519965
>marriage
i dont

>>6519967
oh gosh no
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>>6519957
I can't see myself posting there more than a few hours before getting banned given my attitude and my views on gatekeepers and how to take your transition into your own hands...
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>>6519972
you do
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im scared
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>>6519971
At that point, it's not even chasing. Just desperate bottom feeding. You should take a step back, look at how pathetic you are and reevaluate your life.
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>>6519973
Are they anti-self med?
>>6519971
All trans forums have a strict no chaser policy
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>>6519977
pls help me
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>>6519977
>>6519987
It's ok, Anon. Why are you scared?
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god damnit ufufu
*kills self*
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>>6519990
my dad
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>>6519993
ikr
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>>6519994
What'd he do?
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>>6519984
yeah i do that every time i look in the mirror

and then i go fuck another hon and never call her again
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>>6519993
don't worry beep, you are really cute too
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>>6519956
I can't, I'm busy oiling my knobs
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>>6520007
found my stash of my mother's panties
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>>6519985
From what I've seen, there's a large and vocal segment that holds 80s style gatekeeping as their holy gospel, yeah. I've clashed with enough of those sheep in real life, I really don't see why I'd put up with them online too.
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>>6519952
>That kind, you mean?
No I mean like gold isn't rare, but the rich own so much of it that they fasly make it rare because they hoard it and hide it. Look at oil, there is WAY more oil out there but if people get hip to it then the oil people will lose their insane grip on the world.

>>6519944
is it laced then?
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>>6520012
ha
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I'm on Susan's now and it looks alright. No hons so far and the advice seems level-headed. I don't get the hate.
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>>6520012
what is this sorcery
why are you a sorceress
why havent you visited me if you can DO MAGIC
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>>6519993
what? no beep. no.

>>6519998
u neither shan >:(
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>>6520015
What I've always wanted to know is why do they gatekeep? What is the logic behind it? Do they fear all men will turn themselves into women? Or is it just to keep out the tumblrinas?
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>>6520021
the only reason the girls here dont like susan's is because there's a lot of ugly girls at susan's
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>>6520021
ask about self medicating
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>>6520012
maybe I'll get around to doing this one day...
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>>6520021
Feel free to only post there and stop posting here anytime.
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>>6519993
You're 5'3 right? You're never going to have 5'11 model astetics, you're going to have to deal with that cutey cis girl tier body you have growing in
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>>6520015
>>6520033
Ahh here we go. Oh well into the trash with that site
>>6520035
Why don't you love me? :-(
>>6520037
I'm 5'11", a-am I gonna be a model??
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>>6520031
to be fair, susan herself is one shady bitch too. and there's a real cultural gap between younger and older transitioners.

but yeah, i'll admit the main reason i don't go on susan's is because i don't like seeing 40+ year old hons. feels pretty depressing
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>>6520021
>I'm on Susan's now and it looks alright.
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>>6520046
wait wut? susan is a real person???
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>>6520028
I think the fear is someone will make a rash, dumb decision and end up regretting and detransing down the line
But the thing is transition either weeds you out which is fine or you just straight up dont do it if you're cis
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>>6520049
susan is the admin, and the donation drive at the top of the site is her "monthly tugboat".
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tfw you miss your mtf girlfriend so you visit this board and people are being good to each other.

I know that people will cause drama eventually... but its nice seeing you happy.
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I decided to give a fuck today.
>inb4 ugliest ugly to ugly since uglytown on ugly planet
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>>6520046
no shit

>>6520044
>Ahh here we go. Oh well into the trash with that site
why do you think we mock it?

This site has the most legit free thinking trans group in the history of trans groups. This a no hugbox zone unlike every other online trans site.
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>>6520028
It was supposed to keep fetishists and schizophrenics from transitioning. In practice, fetishists are perfectly fine with lying through their teeth for a few years and actually delusional people seeking SRS are extremely rare and would get weeded out in an informed consent model anyway. So it's totally useless. In truth, though, it's been a powerful tool for reactionary assholes to prevent trans people from getting adequate treatment and make obscene amounts of money doing so. And those guys don't care about how many suicides they have on their bloody hands.
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>>6520037
>>6520044
Trans models are a gimmick. Transwomen are the exact opposite of versatile and unless you started transitioning way before puberty, you'll never be seen as genuinely beautiful in any meaningful context.

But you can define what meaningful is, right :^)?
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>>6520012
LEWD. Just marry me desu
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>>6520062
Did you even try to look like a female?

You look like a D-list glam rocker
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>>6520062
You look like Uma Thurman in that pic
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>>6520018
:^)

>>6520023
I'm not doing magic, I'm doing chores ;~;

>>6520034
It works but it's really time consuming, I've been at it most of the day and working on other equipment while the shit dries :(

>>6520070
.////.
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>>6520068
Why do you take away my dreams?
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>>6520062
STOP FUCKING FROWNING
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>>6520062
You would look good if you gave a fuck about your hair style desu.. Have you ever had it styled?

>>6520074
L O N D O N
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>>6520083
Yah I probably need a haircut :0

>>6520081
Anon that's just my default expression. I wasn't frowning at all lol
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>>6520044
>>6520068
Transwomen can have the most amazing legs, any woman can really at 5'11 in heels with a bit of time at the gym, it's striking and eye catching, they can have amazing butts, and nice smallish but noticeable hips, all good qualities in models,

The only reason I say this, is I sometimes piss my mom, girlfriend, ex girlfriends off, and didn't realize that some women see these slightly more masculine things as desirable for themselves because of all the models they look at.
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>>6520089
Reply to my post you mentally ill faggot >>6520072
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kill my dad
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>>6520092
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>>6520091
>being this delusional
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>>6520091
your legs are pretty amazing doh
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>>6520096
Man always have the best looking legs
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>>6520074
>I'm not doing magic, I'm doing chores ;~;

any sufficiently advanced technology may be perceived as magic.
as a canadian, you should know that.
you can do magic, accept it
and now pls hug me ;~;
I am going to get interrogated by my dad for 10 hours tomorrow about whats wrong with me, I need this bby >_<
also, I am going to send you something on skype, its not really important or urgent
check it out whenever you have time
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someone hold me i can't take it just holds me please
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>>6520103
There there, it'll all be okay.
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>>6520063
If I really get too bored, and that's quite likely, I might write a no-holds-barred primer on everything trans, Anarchist Cookbook style. Exactly the kind of stuff that makes Susan's scream, but who cares?
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>>6520105
im scared grace
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>>6520110
Wanna tell me why, sweetie?
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Hi y'all!
How are you?
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>>6520091
Well I'll try but I think the real problem for me is that I have stretch marks all over my torso due to fast weight loss as a kid.
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>>6520102
*gives head pats and cuddles*
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>>6520102
>I am going to get interrogated by my dad for 10 hours tomorrow
what?
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>>6520119
hes a psych, and wants to know whats wrong with me. its not going to be fun. I dont want him to know any details, especially anything considering drugs or suicide.

>>6520117
awww
<3 <3
thank you bby
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>>6520026
you look really good. i love your hair.
>>6519998
are you really sheen
>>6520037
id rather be taller desu lol..unless i get hip growth..idk if i'll pass. :/ i just feel like a klinefelter kid with my shoulder/hip ratio
>>6520062
you look mad
>>6520091
faye i actually agree i think because you can probably build a big butt/leg muscles really fast.
>>6520114
hi red.
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>>6520062
Why do you just look pissed off at all times? Do you know what a smile is?
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>>6520124
oh shit
I hope you'll be ok
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>>6520124
does he know you are a girl?
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>>6520125
If youre above 5'5 then you cant pass
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>>6520125
>>6520128
Im not mad Im just not smiling or frowning D:
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>>6520094
dude aife you ripped this guy to shreds what was this all about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDHQ8xQvsQA
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>>6520100
yes, only time being a man was good
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>>6520102
Well, is your father likely to genuinely help out if he feels you might be dying soon or is he a thoroughly cold psychopath?
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>>6520116
Girl, seriously, no one will see what's under your shirt, just show off what you have confidence in and people will notice what you want them to.
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>>6519391
She an heroed

why do we all kill ourselves /mtfg/?
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>>6520113
my dad is home and he hates me im worried hell com in my room
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Whats a good corset to buy for my AGP needs?
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>>6520137
I didnt like him.
I was a lot angrier before estrogen
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>>6520131
>does he know you are a girl?

but anon, I am not a girl...

>>6520130
I hope that as well ;~~~;

>>6520139
no he cares way more than he should, but if he thinks I am unstable he might block my ffs and that would be a problem .___.
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>>6520119
I can just imagine some angry German guy screaming homophobic rage at poor Phenichen
>"Die Juden tat dies, um meinen Sohn! Hitler starb für nichts! Deutschland wird gefickt! Ficken Bolschewismus!"
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>>6520145
Lock it, keep him calm, and if he does come in your room make sure you film any encounter between him and you.
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>>6520143
>why do we all kill ourselves /mtfg/?
the answer's in the question
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>>6520143
To be fair, she had a jail sentence of thirty-five years.
>>6520149
A transgirl is still a girl, bb.
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>>6520083
>tfw Abby moved to bongland

>>6520102
Ok fine, but the deoxit is what's doing the magic
:^)
Also, shit *hugs* did anything in particular set it off or is he just worried about you? It doesn't sound pleasant.

Also, I'll check my Skype at some point tonight ;~;
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>>6520147
>before estrogen
You're still an angry person.
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>>6520143
SOURCE
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>>6520151
he breaks down my door sometimes
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>>6520125
My girlfriend and mom are both little and they both say what you're saying, don't take it as being a trans thing, it's a normal girl thing.
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>>6520143
Looks like Kayla desu
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>>6520157
Yah, sometimes :0
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>>6520143
>why do we all kill ourselves /mtfg/?


Because we dont pass.
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>>6520158
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/chelsea-manning-rushed-to-hospital-after-trying-to-take-life-a7122971.html
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>>6520156
I have to live up to the chaser meme
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>>6520159
Holy crap, definitely do make sure you record that. If you're under aged, take it to CPS or the police. If you're an adult just go to the police or something.
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>>6520124
>>6520149
>year of the monkey
>not having made your parents so ashamed of you that they refuse to establish contact
How do you survive as trans?
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>>6520125
>are you really sheen
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gYeFDz6wPT
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>>6520159
I've been right where you are, I don't really know what to say to help, it's overwhelming, but maybe you can concentrate on online stuff until it passes.
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>>6520154
>35 years for talking
Land of the free...
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>>6520164
attempt moron, not the same thing as actually an heroing
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>>6520167
i called the police 9jce and tgey just yelled at me for wasting time
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>>6520143
Because passing is something that doesn't happen to some of us
>0dayswithoutsuicidalthoughts.jpg
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>>6520177
Do you have any place you can stay?
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>>6520170
you look like an overweight scarlet johansen with bad hair. Lose the weight and get hair plugs
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>>6520142
Thanks for your support :)
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>>6520175
I wasnt the anon that said she did you fat fuck I was just providing a source
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>>6520149
I'm pretty sure he can see that surgery is a lifeline for you right now. There certainly are things you should sort out afterwards, though. I'm not going to blame or guilt trip you about it, that would be hypocritical, but you're obviously stuck in a rut and given all you've been saying, it's bound to kill you if you don't get caring help beyond what you have now... It's really worrying, you know.
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>>6520159
That's perfectly acceptable behavior, assuming you lock your door and refuse to let him in.
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>>6520184
i'm not fat
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>>6520172


Anything new the army thought you about voice?

Did they teach you about the swallow technique or is this stuff only online?
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>>6520188
might as well be you ugly bitch
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>>6520177
Yah police and cps didn't work for me either, can't you go to a park or get out of his way for a bit? I know the room feels safe, and when you've been abused like this it's hard to want to get outside, but basically he's using you to deal with his own problems and insecurities, if you aren't there, he can take them out elsewhere.
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>>6520150
would be a little late
also he is pretty liberal, its almost embarassing.
he was in thailand with me, so he should probably have realized that I got a vag now, since he saw it a few times.

>>6520154
I am just a good fake tho ._.

>>6520156
>did anything in particular set it off or is he just worried about you?

thanks <3
Ive been dodging him and my mum for weeks cause I was too depressed and sick (from the drugs) to meet anyone, guess it was too obvious. we need to do some bankstuff together and will watch football after, but he already hinted at really wanting to know whats up. luckily he isnt very scary.

>>6520168
I dont. I am dead inside

>>6520185
>It's really worrying, you know.
yeah, Ive been yelled a lot recently for being an idiot and not getting into therapy/institutionalized already.
I know I need to do something, but I am scared, and I dont have a lot of energy ._.
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>>6520163
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>>6520188
>American
>Not fat
Pick one
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>>6520193
post the sheen one
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>>6520190
yeah right hon
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>>6520195
>bonglander
>Not a nigger
pick one.
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>>6520193

pls no bully ;_;
>>
i love my gf
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>>6520132
stupid opinion to have
>>6520146
tfw you might be dying your hair blonde with your sister next week.. maybe really light pink..
>tfw ur a blonde hair blue eye grunge qt
>>6520160
tfw faye is being really nice to you in a time when you really need it
>>6520143
name??
>>6520170
honestly sheen i know a lot of girls that look like you..like ur skins really nice.. and youre working on losing weight. i think thats going to do a lot more for you than you realise.
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>tfw you realize you are /pol/ on hormones
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>>6520181
>you look like scarlet johansen
that hugboxing
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>>6520206
Britain is a white country
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>>6520210
>being proud of being /pol/
It's edgy teens: the board
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>>6520207
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>>6520192
>I know I need to do something, but I am scared, and I dont have a lot of energy ._.>>
Probably why you should let your dad help you then and at least slightly show that you're not all right.
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>>6520196
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>>6520189
Most those techniques are online stuff, I'm with a doctor who specializes in voice therapy,

today we hammered on loudness, how we rely on that to push a higher pitch out and more practice adjusting that down to about 55db while keeping the pitch up, basically my biggest problem is I can only control a 220hz voice when I'm basically throwing a ton of air and pressure behind it. (Like singing)

Mainly using a microphone and checking recordings for levels and pitch, just kind of hammering out what it feels like and being able to reproduce the good sounding clips.

Tons of going from singing an ahhhh sound or humming a mmmmmmm sound and then saying a phrase and seeing if I can keep the pitch consistency.

Homework was going and asking for directions in any store I'm in.
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>>6520192
Well, I had a coworker drag me to the ER. Well, she didn't physically do it but I was too weak from starvation to resist anyway and it got pretty obvious it was either willingly going and get treated decently or getting committed to a public hospital where I probably would still be stuck in a padded room.
If he's willing to help, don't walk away. I don't think you'll make it on your own at this point.
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>>6520212
>Khan was born at St George's Hospital in Tooting, South London, the fifth of eight children (seven sons and a daughter) in a working class Sunni Muslim family of Pakistani immigrants.
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>>6520219
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>>6520218
Only if you ain't white
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>>6520223
>today we hammered on loudness, how we rely on that to push a higher pitch out and more practice adjusting that down to about 55db while keeping the pitch up, basically my biggest problem is I can only control a 220hz voice when I'm basically throwing a ton of air and pressure behind it. (Like singing)


I have that problem too.

What did they teach you to maintain a high pitch tone?
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>>6520226
Don't be ignorant, hitler. 2nd gen immigrants are white thanks to privilege.
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>>6520221
well he knows about the slightly,
but if he figures out that ive been on drugs again Ill probably be locked up or rehab or something, both of which would be seriously bad for surgery, uni, and my relationship.
Ill probably also have to come up with an explanation about how I figured out prog metabolizes to a benzo alike, the truth isnt an option


>>6520225
I already told him Ill go in therapy after ffs, I just hope he doesnt push me now v_v
its only 6 more weeks
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>>6520226
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>>6520210
How did you just now recognize this! You literally were a /pol/ raider that was a repressed little girl on the inside :p
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>tfw the bartender looks like the singer you've had a crush on
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>>6520234
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>>6520230
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>>6520238
a lot of /pol/ are repressed trannies
they hate us because they aint us
>>
how 2 deal with cis female chasers
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>>6520243
Havent seen that one in a while.
>>
Who wants to make me their gf?
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>>6520238
>How did you just now recognize this!
beacuse im high af now
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>>6520250
Finally you just smoke and chill out
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>>6520247
stick penor in them until orgasm
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>>6520246
so true
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>>6520250
hehe finally
>tfw youll never blaze it with kayla
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>>6520236
Hover on touchy subjects, make it clear those six weeks mean the world to you and that you'll do what it take to put your life back on tracks once it's done...
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>>6520192
woah your dad saw your vagina
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>>6520236
>Ill probably also have to come up with an explanation about how I figured out prog metabolizes to a benzo alike, the truth isnt an option
lol whats the truth then, you just tried?
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>>6520210
We all have some /pol/ in us.
>>6520241
How do you feel about this years Ramadan Bombathon? It needed to be bigger, to spread the peace, y'know?
>>6520253
What about the ppl who don't like their benis? DDD:
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>>6520232
What are your thoughts on the Jews?
>>
>>6519860
Thank you for your sacrifice. You should take out an insurance policy and leave behind a transition/ffs fund for the girls here.

>>6519857
>Implying there are other pizzas other than those from Napoli
What is this east coast you are talking about?
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>>6520259
>>6520251
its not my first time, you know mtfg used to be on 420 chan for a reason
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>>6520243
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>>6520265
>We all have some /pol/ in us.
tfw no little bit of pol in you right now
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>>6519810
Dominos is dope AF desu.
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>>6520278
MAKE IT GO AWAY D:
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>>6520233
It's just like teaching someone to sing, pitch tuner and checking your levels and doing it again and again until you start being able to hit that 35-60db range with a microphone about a fist distance away at a pitch you can handle (about 205 for me)

Uhm another way to think about it is I was singing one note and tightening my vocal cords to make it sound higher, and then to get the same pitch at a lower energy I had to sing a completely different note.
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>>6520260
okay thanks :3

>>6520263
took high amounts of E and later prog as well, cause apparently theres an exponential chance of livercancer after a certain point. was probably pretty retarded to try it, but at least I figured out a way to get high I guess?

>>6520262
my mum and my sister as well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>6520278
>>6520281
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>>6520259
>Tfw wanna smoke and ride with beep

>>6520274
Didn't know if that meant you smoked before. Where did you end up with your move anyway I was doing a move last week as well only caught snippets
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>>6520281

Hey bb would you mind giving me titchbits?
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>>6520269
better Jews than muslims
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>>6520286
>that mustache
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>>6520232
>tfw kayla refuses to answer to you because you have brown skin, and thus cannot participate in jolly bantering with Kayla, miss cock and her friend electric fan fuck machine.
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>>6520284
>my mum and my sister as well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
that must have been pretty nuts
>>
>>6520287
ended up 100 miles from home
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>>6520091
>any woman can really at 5'11 in heels with a bit of time at the gym
>in heels
How necessary do you think heels are for having your legs look amazing?
I'd like to avoid heels because I hate my height enough as it is.
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>>6520284
The too much E gives you liver cancer meme is true?
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>>6520292
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I'm super drunk and straightened my hair today here
I look better with curly hair but it was fun to try
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>>6519810
pan pizza with garlic parm sauce. chedder cheese, philly steak and spinach. thank me later :)
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>>6520299
Not bad. I got towed 100 miles of my 1400mi trip lol, sounds easier your way.. X.x
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>>6520295
She replies to me occasionally. This is at odds with her claims to be a white supremacist.
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>>6520305
i like you with straight hair. looks qt.
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>>6520291
who do you think is importing the muslims
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Sup nerds
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>>6520296
No, no. There were no nuts involved, that was the point of the surgery.
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>>6520303
yes.
we re talking upwards of 16mg per day

>>6520296
Ive seen my sister naked as well, we have also compared tits before, my dad seeing me was way more weird desu

>>6520315
lmao anon!!
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>>6520309
I'm almost giving up hope Shakira!
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>>6520313
at the very least Jews won't blow your shit up

fuck multiculturalism tho
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>>6520305
cis girl

fuck I need my hair done

>>6520304
nice meme
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>>6520312
Ily anne. I wish you didnt have a life partner i would cuddle you. Ur perf.
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>>6520319
>Ive seen my sister naked as well, we have also compared tits before
did you guys practice kissing at all, jw
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bp sniff
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>>6520314
hey nerd!
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>>6520324
You look better with straight hair.
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>>6520323
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>>6520324
aw ty. i mean we dont cuddle eachother exclusively either. you could even cuddle two of us at once. woulnd't that be special?
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>>6520230
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>>6520210
>>6520232
>claims to be /pol/
>didn't die a man when repression failed

Don't you ever compare yourself to the rest of my brethren. Vile subverted traitor.
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>>6520326
nope, trolled my parents with saying we wanted to go to france to marry when we re both adults tho, they were pretty mad
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>>6520331
the dude actually has better features than larry
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>>6520329
Privet friendpal
>>6520331
Looks like reynad.
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>>6520305
No you look amazingly better with straight hair
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>>6520337
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I cant feel my mouth
>>6520330
What really
I think it's better curly. My friend told me i pass with my ntural hair but i look like a trnny with curly hair
>>6520332
Anne i kno I'm a hon im ok with it
Can i platonically cuddle with you someday tho
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>>6520335
h-hi /pol/
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>>6519758
did you break up with edie
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>>6520341
I said you'd look better without curly hair ages ago
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>>6520341
yeah sure. platonic cuddles are the best and good.
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>>6520302
Not manditory but it goes from, "hey she has nice legs to", "hey pay the fuck attention to me"

You know 5'11 stars all rock heels right? Don't let your height stop you
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Can i stop being banned pls.
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>>6520283
i fucking told you all to learn how to sing lmao.
>>6520287
d-do you think its safe to ride my bike again..i dont want to be killed by my dad lol. a kid that works next door to me was just hit by a car last week. they turned last second into a mcdonalds, ran him over, went to place their order, got it, and then was flagged down and blocked from fleeing. can't make this shit up..
>>6520339
yayayayay
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>>6520342
Kill yourself

Although. With the way the world is turning. You might not get a chance before the masses does the job for you.
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>>6520351
NO
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>>6520320
I'll always reply to you :)
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>tfw you download Pokemon GO
I'm a huge fucking faggot
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>>6520344
I love you kari
I'm sorry. I still want you to be my friend. I remember living with you fondly.
>>6520346
Anne i love you so much;_;
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>>6520342
trans memes are best memes
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>>6520283
When I looked a bit deeper at my voice, I noticed my usual lilt falls on a C chord with C4 as a bass note. Probably an artifact of either solfege lessons or singing training.
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>>6520353
AbSoOOLLOOOTTYYY FEMININE
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>>6520341
Yes, at least in that picture you look good.
>>6520355
WHY
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>>6520348
Laverne Cox wears heels, I'm gonna wear heels
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>>6520353


Large jaws are feminine!!!
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>>6520360
ilu2. lets do drugs and light fires.
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>>6520363
>>6520367
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>>6520364
because you are smelly :D
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>>6520369
are you freaking kidding me
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>>6520360
>about to be homeless
>sucks up to Kari
>mfw
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>>6520369
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>>6520365
>Laverne Cox
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>>6520348
>You know 5'11 stars all rock heels right?
Yeah, but unfortunately I'm not 5'11", although I would kill to be that short.
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>>6520354
b-but tale as old as time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ0ODCMC6xs
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>>6520372
I smell like vanilla right now.
>>6520377
Head looks kinda of huge.
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>>6520379
Laverne is my waifu
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>>6520367
oh hon! you pass as a beautiful model. You should get the miss universe award from those feminine looks

>>6520377
i am triggered
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>tfw hitler lost
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>>6520379
I bought a bigass machete today b/c nobody was there to tell me no.

Idfk why I did that. I want to drive into a field and chop all the bushes down, now.
I also bought a flint & magnesium block.

I'm ready to conquer ISIS everyone.
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>>6520377
the only thing creepier is the loser that collects photos of trannies :^)
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>>6520377
I don't understand how without angles someone can look like they're photoshopped together.
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>>6520386
>You should get the miss universe award from those feminine looks


ty hon >.<
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>>6520368
I'll do whatever you want
>>6520375
My homeless situation has already been solved
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>>6520389
but thats man stuff
>>
>>6520379
????????
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do i pass
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>>6520399
I own offroad vehicles?
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>>6520348
I'm not really fond of high heels. Not for practical reasons, I'm comfortable enough in them to run and jump. More of a matter of style. Which opens up the problem of why I walk in flat shoes as if they had heels...
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>>6520398
You better not fuck it up this time JJ
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>>6520401
don't worry once you cocoon you'll pass fine
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>>6520382
Kys
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>>6520388
worst feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzIRG525l6s

>>6520401
omg hon u are so bootifeel
>>
i want to give oddish a house!
>>
>>6520406
>inb4 a giant furby pops out of the cocoon.
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>>6520388
Don't worry.

Regardless of who wins this century. Trannies are screwed. So sit back and enjoy it.

Muslims rule=death
Blacks rule=death
White right wing rises again=death

Also left wing can't win because Muslims and blacks defeat the left wing by default
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do i pass?
>>
>>6520403
Only footwear I've ever seen you in was those Louis XIV boots in that castle picture
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>>6520398
you should do whatever you want, tho
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>>6520408
b-but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPXQXLIZdCM
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do I pass ?
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R.I.P Emma Watson's career
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If anyone has an iPhone this is good for find a pitch while singing and was the recommended app
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>>6520415
I always wanted to die anyway.
>>
>>6520406
>ywn build a cocoon and emerge a few months later as a beautiful cis girl
why go on living?
>>
>>6520416
its not nice to post sheens pictures
>>
>>6520404
I will.
Thanks fir the concern tho angie
I'm sure it's sincere
>>6520412
Ty nim you're not ugly probably you're not in the ugly club im sorry
>>6520419
I want
To give you love and attention
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>>6520401
I saw that and now I thirst for cock

thanks estrogen
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Do I pass?
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Just ate seven Altoids with LSD in them. God I hate mints but this is wonderful
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>>6520440
stop posting these joke pictures
>>
>>6520444
Reported to the FBI
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post cute squids
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>>6520448
While you're at it tell them I kidnapped a small Asian child to suck its life force
>>
>>6520423
In any post apocalyptic situation

I'm beating you to death and burning your corpse
>>
>>6520444
I really like altoids ;-;
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>>6520449
looks like an alien made out of an ovary and an eyeball
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>>6520458
i want big boobies like faye

faye is mommy
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>>6520389
In most situations, a weed slasher is faster and more convenient than a machete. Even a scythe is if you don't have bushes or brambles to deal with.
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>>6520457
I like them too but usually only after a meal and not seven of them
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>>6520456
but what about making love
I dont eat much and I can help with the chores like gardening and stuff
>>
>>6520458
>>6520439

Kayla.
Animals aren't genitals.
>>
>take nap
>need to take a nap to end the acid trip
>wake up
>I wake up dreaming
>I still have my note book of all the things i wrote
>it would seem I finished the few pages in the coloring book.
>it still feels like I have a third eye though

Whelp I am happy. I hope the acid hang over last a few days because I am legit happy atm. It feels like I am glowing and colors seem so bright.


>>6520468
I made out with a /pol/ boy once. Well a little more than make out. It was fun. :3c

>>6520469
Kayla is a 28 year old virgin.
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>>6520469
jesus I just noticed that

wtf is wrong with me?
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>>6520389
everyone is getting ready for the fall
whether they know it or not
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>>6520437
It always is

>>6520472
>Virgin
Lmao
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>>6520467
I could eat them like candy.
>>6520473
Degenerate.
>>
wow
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1467848798476.webm
>>
im a good girl
>>
>>6520465
That sounds waaay more logical!
I've never seen one one in the US

Tbh, I only really bought this thing b/c it looks cool, could probably be employed as an impromptu wood splitter, and my jeep really needed some kinda thing in its ever-growing utility kit
>>
>>6520437
ohhhh
we should hang out and throw rocks at planes.
>>
>>6520479
Christ how is your stomach not dead? Come eat my candy tho. Has a stronger kick then you're used to I'm sure
>>
>>6520482
i'm impressed and horny now
>>
>>6520468
Or you could die
>>
>>6520488
Never had acid before.
>>
>>6520489
>>6520489
>>6520489
>>
>>6520486
When
Name a time
>>
>>6520425
I've never seen someone's career plummet so hard

What happened?
>>
>>6520496
she has no talent
>>
>>6520476
>TFW just bought 2x300 piece water tights first aid kits b/c they were on sale.
>TFW I just bought myself & my parents like a 10 day supply of freeze dried food & I'm trying out civilian mre's b/c there's an interesting YouTube channel where he tries out mre's from every military in the world.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>6520473
You reeeeealllly need the d
>>
>>6520504
Time to cook some pemmican, it seems.
>>
>>6520504
Steve1989?
>>
>>6520360
Sorry not after that Skype conversation. You didn't seem to much last time we talked, not that we ever talked much in the first place. Was just misguided altruism really.
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