>tfw no bf

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>>6513606
>tfw you have a tranny gf but you wish you had a masculine bf to fuck you silly

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>>6513611
>tfw its hard to coerce your bf into fetishes

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>tfw am a tall handsome male who's outgoing and has the all american look.
>girls ask friends if I'm single, and flirt.
>more attracted to the effort and determination trans girls put into being who they envision themselves
>cant find one :(

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>>6513606
>tfw attracted to femininity and girls but I think vaginas look gross
>tfw I literally can't maintain an erection when I see one
>tfw come here
>"Hey look, girls who don't have vaginas, hooray!"
>mfw "ew, get out of here chaser"
Guess I'm celibate now.

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>>6513606
I'll be your bf, just come to spain.
I want a cute and kind maid to do stuff with.

>>6513646

I'd drop my bf if they weren't into pet play and watersports.

>>6513681
>pet play

:-D

>watersports

:/

>>6513665
I'm sure that there's somewhere out there who is fine with their penis and will want to be with you.

>>6513673
>Wants a maid
>Lives in Spain

I would say come to the UK but I heard Spaniards hate the British.

>>6513695
me too, it just gets a little frustrating when le TruTrans™ keep trying to shoo me away.

>>6513718

Then get yourself an AGP.

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>>6513710
We're just tsundere for each other.

I wouldn't mind going to the UK (I've been there), but it's quite comfortable here and I have better weather and a stable job.
Although it's true that my chances to find cute boys would increase 100x if I was in the UK...

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>>6513710
>>6513765
better get a passport.

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>>6513765
As a cute British boy I can confirm.

tfw no bf

>>6513988
>>6514078

le dead career man

>>6514108
I'll be your bf anon

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I'm very boring person. I can barely hold a conversation, never mind get a bf [spoiler]or gf.[/spoiler]

IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THIS WAY!

>>6513650
>tfw latino man with a sex drive equal to how much godzilla craves nuclear waste and fish.
>tfw good looking and /fa/
>tfw girls flirt with me left and right endlessly.
>tfw the same taste as this senpai here.
>tfw can't find any passable womyn here.

The ride never ends.

tfw bf who is literally perfect for me
tfw he's gone for six months (military)

> Tfw no gf.

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If I had a gf I would honestly do my very best every day to make sure she was happy and give her all the love she deserves, so long as she loved me back and would't cheat.

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>>6514666

>>6514666
>>6514707
If I had a girlfriend I would violently fuck her anus into oblivion, to the point it would gape most of the alone time we had together. Womyn or woman. : ^ )

>>6514707

What's fedora tip worthy about wanting that, Anon?

>>6513988

Who doesn't have a passport?

>>6514729
It paints an unrealistic picture of what it's like to be in a relationship with a human being. One can only assume this is brought on by inexperience. Inexperience is a plight common among fedoras.

>>6514867

They seemed like relatively vague outlines for what they want out of a partnership, as such I denounce and reject your judgement of fedora tipping.

>>6513665
REEEEEE! STOP WITH THIS CHASER SHIT!! I WANT BOIPUSSY NOW!

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>>6514117

sounds good

i hope you are cute

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>>6513665
>>mfw "ew, get out of here chaser"

>Develop attraction to traps, then femboys, then twinks
>MFW none of them want to be with "men" just with other traps / femboys / twinks
>MFW called a chaser

I fucked up, huh?

tfw no bf

>>6514666
are you a lesbian?

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good thread
>tfw no bf

>>6513687
t-that's good taste

>>6513687
I'd love pet play as long as I get to be the sub. Watersports is absolutely haram though.

>>6513650
I know the feel anon. I'm the same way.

>tfw no bf
I'd even date a chaser as long as he didn't want to suck or take my dick.

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>tfw no sadistic ancom rebel skater bf

>tfw no bf
Oh and I'm a degenerate furry.

>>6513710
B-but I'm from Spain and I love the UK!!!

>>6520039
ok Chicago suburbs

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>tfw no bf/gf to get fucked by and watch shitty movies with

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>tfw 23 and still a virgin
>tfw gays are all sluts with 50+ previous partners

>>6521188
I've only had sex with one person, most other gay friends I know have only had a couple people they've had sex with.
Point is it's obviously easy to find sluts.
Finding another nerdy shut in who just wants love is hard.

You don't have a bf?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm totally kidding, please don't kill yourself

tfw u have a bf to force giant cock into your ass

>>6521188
>>6521229
>whats with the slut shaming
i found it really easy to find non-sluts to have sex with

>>6520129
How much of a furry ?
>>6521229
>nerdy shut in
good taste

>masculine, tall, male
>just want cute petite femboy to keep up with high drive and play vidya with
Please

>>6522988
got a fursona, fursuit, and way too much art.

>>6521229
that's the problem with nerdy shut-ins, they're shut-ins
still hoping i can find one though, they're the best

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>tfw want to meet bf naturally irl and not online
>tfw want bf who isn't into mainstream gay culture
>tfw want bf who isn't a super left sjw libtard

>tfw I cannot have all 3 choices at once

>>6523505
>mfw reading this online
We will never meet

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>>6523505

Oh look it's me again.

Kill me, Pete.

I'm beginning to believe posts like this are hallucinations. Just my psyche tricking me into belieiving this post is there in the effort to try and comfort me into thinking there are other people like me.

The reality is there arent, or if they are, they're inaccessible to a degree that is high enough that they might as well live on the moon.

>>6523529
If you happen to live in central Ohio we could meet. But then again you won't

>>6523505
What's so bad about meeting online? Realistically.

>>6523505
How about you stop being an uncle tom?

>>6523587
I live in west Michigan actually, I only go for femboys though

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>>6513606
> tfw closet
> tfw will probably die as a closet fag

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>>6513646
>tfw coercion to do something they don't really want to do is my fetish.

>>6514233
This isn't who we are.

IT NEVER HAD TO BE THIS WAY

but this is who we are.

>>6523593
Maybe it's because I'm too much of a normie, but I honestly don't feel connected to any anons and I don't have time for LDRs. I have plenty of irl friends in my circle and make new ones pretty easily, so why would I want to look towards the internet for that? If I can't meet you irl within a few days of meeting, what's the fucking point.

>>6523607
Not quite a femboy, but I am a 5'4" twink that looks 4 years younger than I really am

>>6523626
Too bad youre not more of a girly boy we could hang out at Cedar Point.

>>6523368
>they're the best
I feel like the worst though

>tfw bf
>he's just as dominant as I am submissive
>we literally complete each other
>we both have really neglectful and fucked childhoods so we take care of each other
>tfw he's an ocean away in the military so we don't get to talk as much rn
I can't wait until he gets back

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>>6523505
I don't know that feel.
I want to meet a super left sjw bf online and then move together.
About mainstream gay culture, I like rainbow flags.

>>6513606
>one of my best friends just came out this past weekend
>I've always suppressed my gay side, but have been "mistaken" as gay several times through life
>can't get friend out of head
>keep thinking of ways to come onto him
>could never come out to family since it's my job to pass on the family name
>don't want to go to hell

Just fuck my Zen up, senpai.

First ever post on this board btw. Is blogposting frowned upon?

>>6528639

>tfw tranny
>tfw genuinely got mistaken for gay and sometimes "mistaken" for a girl

I also don't see what anyone's supposed to do but blogpost. It's not like LGBT news comes out frequently enough to keep the whole board going. So go ahead.

>>6513606
>tfw closest and will probably never come out of it.
>will die alone with no one
>no cute trans or gay guy would ever date someone like me

feelsbadman.jpg

>>6528680
Thanks freak!

>>6528694

You're welcome, my new bug chasing friend.

>>6528639
>could never come out to family since it's my job to pass on the family name
who said you have to come out, it's none of their fucking business

>>6513687
do you do the masks? I like the sort of property aspect but the masks are so weird.

>>6528705
The real question would be why do they wear the mask?

>>6528701
Sure, but I imagine they'd catch on fairly quickly if they saw me hanging off a guys arm on social media. I guess I should just be thankful that I am still attracted to women. Hopefully this crush will just blow over and I'll find a homely Christian girl to set me right and let me raise mini-mes.

>>6528713
>posting love life on social media
F

>>6528718
I have much to learn. I've never been in a romantic relationship of any kind and am going on 24 (little wonder that some people think I'm gay).

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>>6521015
I'm from Spain too. Let's have gay sex!

>>6528915

How do I make any future boyfriend's eyes turn into hearts like that?

>>6529826

You turn him into anime.

>>6529848

Well, how do I do that then?

>>6529899

Too complicated for the undetermined. It's better to take a premade anime husbando that appeals to you.

>>6529943

I don't even like anime, I guess I'll just hope for a non-anime husbando.

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>>6513606
>tfw I was perfectly content being alone
>develop crush on dude who is way too nice to me
>just want him to stop getting my hopes up

Fuck this dude, I was perfectly fine before he came along

>>6530325
Who's the guy?

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>>6528707
The real question would be is he a big guy?

>>6530378
Co-worker. Only person at my shitty job that's actually got half a heart. Sexy mf, but I honestly wouldn't give him a second thought if he wasn't so incessantly kind to me
>tfw he's fucking our boss

>hook up with a guy through grindr
>we really hit it off and it becomes a regular thing
>isn't just brute sex either
>he's willing to stick around and cuddle afterward
>starts spending nights at my apartment
>eat breakfast and shower together in the mornings like an actual couple
>we agree to remain exclusive to one another so we can start barebacking
>never had this level of intimacy before
>he's not out, so we can't go out in public together
>can't visit his place either on account of his roommates
>doesn't matter to me
>perfectly happy to hang out at mine
>feel myself gradually falling in love
>start thinking of him as my bf and figure we've more or less slipped into a proper relationship
>we're even considering finding a place together
>one day he mentions there's a new girl at his work
>tells me how awesome and beautiful she is
>what the fuck is this shit
>casually explains that she's exactly the kind of girl he wants to eventually marry and have lots of kids with
>he only ever thought of me as a fwb the entire time

bisexual genocide fucking when?

straight lurker here. i feel your pain /lgbt/

>>6530638

Thats not even a biscum issue thats just an "i'm a huge asshole" type of deal

>>6530325
>tfw meet some guy who want to be alone
>tfw I was there at one point in my life and I want him to be happy
>tfw he just keeps pushing me away but can't deal with the feeling of being alone for too long
>tfw I can't do a damn thing about it because his self esteem issues are too apparent and he will inevitably never allow a person in who will think he is weird or odd
>tfw no face

>>6530666
>satan trips
>tfw straight

I see.

On the real tho, why come here if you're straight? Are you just curious or what?

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>>6530779
breeder detected

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>>6530779
I seen so many posts along these lines that they have completely lost their meaning. Simply accept that biscum will be biscum.

>>6531349
Hi ^_^

>>6531354
Are you that guy from starwars?

eating pizza and watching chris hitchens vids. u?

>>6531271
This. Haven't we reached the point where they should just admit that there's an endemic problem?

I'm so sick of #notallbis.

>tfw not-good-looking socially awkward NEET and will never find bf

>>6531368
>haha what guy from starwars?

that annoying guy from the prequels lol

school suxx; what is pokemon go?

>>6531403
whaaaaaat that sounds awesome, i bet it kills your battery tho

you get laughed at? why? AYY!

[spoiler]are you 18[/spoiler]

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>>6531409
Some of you cute boys and cute boys in spirit better start posting your kiks

>>6531461
whats a kiks

>post tfw no bf in this thread
>shortly after meet a cute guy and really hit it off
>maybe tfw bf soon
Ty thread.

>>6531556
it's pretty much gotten that bad desu

>>6531577
wtf I swear to fucking god I didn't write desu at the end of that

>>6531594
it's not that cute it's pretty pathetic. like maybe the concept of being saved from this lifestyle is cute and all, but that's probably not going to happen to me and I'm just going to wither away lurking 4chin and being sad

>>6531623
same

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>>6513606
>Tfw when no scrappy poor bf that wants to pull himself up by his bootstraps with me
>Tfw no rantmedia wog bf
>Tfw I'd fuck Damar I mean he's lookin' pretty cute right now.
>Tfw quark is even telling me to go home but I'm too busy having a good time with Damar.

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>>6513606
>tfw no sexy metalhead alpha male bf
>tfw will never cuddle and watch cheezy horror movies
>tfw he'll never take me to concerts and hold me tight in the music
>tfw he'll never dominate and own my tranny asspussy
>tfw will never have long gaming sessions together
why am i on this planet

>>6531473
>my kik name hurts
what exactly is a "nut pie" and why do you want to "do" it?

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I really can't deal with these feels tonight...

>>6531685
what is it with trannies and metal?
>also, sorry you don't have what you listed

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>>6531720
I'm already feeling crappy enough already.

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>>6531732
physically (puking and exhaustion earlier today)
and emotionally, the usual depression, loneliness, and self loathing/low self confidence.

>>6521229
>tfw nerdy shut-in
pls respond

>>6531853
Same here man.

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>tfw I really want to fuck my friend's sister
>however I also want to get fucked by 10 cocks at the same time
>and I want (biological) children
>but I also want to settle down with a cute guy
I don't know what the fuck I want in life.

>>6531881
Do it all at the same time

>>6531888
So marry my friend's sister and have kids with her then right afterwards make her get the FtM operation and then have an open sex life where we have orgies with other men?

>>6531904
Yep

>>6523505
SAN FUCKING ANTONIO
PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEEEEEE

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Where would I even start looking (preferably online) to find a bf?

>>6531933

No further.

>>6531949
>I'm so socially awkward I don't know how to respond
what do

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>>6513606
any gays who want a relationship with a tall slender feminine Australian guy pls make yourselves known

>>6531951

Me too so I don't know really.

Would you like to go golfing?

>>6532005
I've never been golfing, but it sounds fun.

>>6532011

Okay, but you'll just have to watch because I've only got one set of clubs.

>>6532055
Oh.

>>6532005
>>6532011
>>6532055
>>6532067
Classic.

>>6532055
>>6532067
jesus christ guys. Why not Miniature Golf? They provide the clubs AND the balls. Or maybe just go get coffee and sit and chat or go for a stroll?

>>6531700
If you are ok with not smoking, I'm your guy.

>>6530638
I'm bi but I cannot fucking stand these assholes. Like, they just like women more and only fuck guys as a passtime.
This happened to me too except there was no girl, just "sorry we are just friends I want to have a gf sometime"

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>>6513606
>tfw you want someone to cuddle and have a romantic connection with but your standards are unreasonably specific
>also coming out will tear my family apart

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>>6530439
UUUU

tfwn qt to shoe my qt regens too

>>6531677

>watching Voyager or TNG
>the occasional hot "alien"
>what is wrong with me

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>>6536198
Someone else who doesn't blindly hate voyager, how refreshing. I'm being serious when I say The Doctor is one of my top characters in any of the shows. Right next to Miles O'Brien.

What do you think of DS9?

>>6531717
im literally the only trans person iv'e met into metal. most are usually into mainstream pop or /mu/core, though i honestly like that too. if its a stereotype, i honestly dont see it

>tfw pretty good at making friends even though I'm shy but I still am going to die alone

fuck this gay earth

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> tfw my crush died in an accident

His friends and family grieve while I watch numbly from afar. Almost nobody knows I even knew him. I feel like shit.

>>6536395
Not OP, but ds9 did far better in its continuity regarding the dominion than TNG did and held a more interesting conflict than voy. My only real complaint is the silly demi god plot they had with siskos kid and how dukat fell so easily. There also wasnt nearly enough exploration of the inner workings of the dominion for my taste. 8/10 2nd best trek show.

>>6536395
>>6537426
Also the breen were a little too deus ex machina for me. Top tier cast choices for the love boat btw. :^)

>>6513611
I'm mtf and been in a relationship with a bf for ~1.5 years and at the beginning he was very romantic and topped me, but recently he stated that he'd like to be passive and all...
Then I started to notice that he doesn't even love me and we just broke a few days ago.
Even though ~half year before he was getting mad about someone thinking he is gay, I think that's probably who he is and soon he will get a boyfriend.

>>6513687
>my bf if they weren't
if "he wasn't", surely?

>>6513611
>tfw no feminine gf to make out with and help you feel girl
>tfw also no masculine bf to dominate both of you

>>6513988
>>6514115
it's not fair, i wanted to stop europeans coming into the country, not make it harder to travel for us!

>>6530638
>>6532263
get over it. you're not entitled to a relationship. no, not even if you fuck more than once AND make him breakfast, you whore.

>>6536768
>Almost nobody knows I even knew him.
How does that happen?

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>>6538193

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>tfw you have a boyfriend but he doesn't fully satisfy you

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>>6538660
>bi problems

>>6538810
You got me wrong. I'm straight, he just doesn't fill all my needs out of a guy

>>6538612
>meet guys on grindr to fuck
>want relationship with them like a fucking girl or something
>they just want a fuckbuddy, i mean, they were on grindr, what else would they want?
>the problem is them!
>fucking biscum!

>>6538810
except that doesn't add up. nobody ever cried bi erasure in response to "do you want multiple partners?"

also
>four-way relationship
>not three-way with two bis and a straight
shit taste

>>6538866
>fall in love
>"lmao, what are you, a girl?"

Bisexuals, ladies and gentlemen.

>>6538886
i'm mtf really i just like using femininity as an insult.

>>6538886
Do you seriously think the problem with falling in love with Grindr hookups is bisexuals?

>>6538660
>>6538810
How can the post and the opposing reply both be cancer?

>>6524973
What's the manga desu

>>6539495
single bifag detected

>>6539532
>single
what's the term if you're bi and only have one partner?

>>6539549
Well, for you it suits for bi-ased

>>6539532
Oh wow, you found a single bisexual on /lgbt/. Do you also like to shoot for fish in a barrel?

>>6539561
yes, I can imagine that would be fun
>>6539549
probably someone who cheats

>>6539570
Come on, you don't even know what the saying means.

>tfw go to pride parade/festival today
>nothing but flamers and fat guys
>tfw I'm a weeb into fitness
>the only weebs here are lesbians

I guess I'll die alone

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>tfw introduced your bf to your parents on the 4th
>tfw your mom likes him
my dad didn't seem too impressed, but he always comes around eventually. in the mean time i will focus on the positive.

>>6539840
That's comforting to hear. Your parents sound cool

>>6539800
I am also a weeb into fitness

I exist senpai

Find me pls

>>6539800
Fuck iktf

>>6528705

>masks

Who does that? Leash and lots of petting and cute talk is all that is needed.

>>6538097

Both are correct grammatically.

>>6540219
Pls come here.

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>>6513606
>tfw you only want one person to notice you

>>6540473
where?

>>6540494
Colorado

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>>6540506
>1500 miles away

I-It was worth a shot

>>6540517
;_;
At least I know others out there exist

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>>6540526
Good luck anon ;-;

>>6530638
What's wrong though? He'll still stay with you. Being a mistress isn't so bad.

>>6537429
>>6537426
Yeah, the weakest part of DS9 was the prophets plotline. Not in it's entirety, but it all looks slightly worse because of how it was resolved. I didn't particularly like Sisko ascending at the end either.

I agree with your rating though. On the whole a great show. I recently finished watching it with a good friend of mine. I'm about to start in on Enterprise for the first time, I've avoided it so far because it just didn't seem trek. it still doesn't, but whatever it's something to watch. have you seen Enterprise yet?

>>6540829
I have not; into the 5th season of voyager. I've universally heard that it's the weakest of the set though.

>>6539458
No, but under the specific circumstances that were described, the problem is definitely bisexuals.

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>>6538876
>a three-way relationship with one straight
>good taste

heteros get out.

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> tfw no brisBaneBF

>tfw you just want a partner and don't think you'd mind what gender they were but everyone seems angry at bisexuals

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Everyone seems to be into Pokemons again, so I'm offering Pokemon cards for long term monogamous love. Any takers?

What does one even do with a bf? I'm not sure I know anymore.

>>6542732
is that a thunkpad?

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>>6542754

No, it's a Snorlax. Can't you read?

Here are some of my best shinies. Any takers?

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>>6542452
iktf

>>6542774
Are you cute?

>>6542822

For an Englishman, sure.

>>6542866
Post voice.

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>>6540829
>>6541425
Also
>tfw no Tom Paris bf

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>>6542873

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e6ZPRJjCz1

One take, no mistakes. Sort of. Did not bloody listen myself, or else I'd never have posted it.

>>6542918
Pretty cute desu senpai.

>want 4chan bf
>french
>there are like 2 french guys browsing this site
You all have it easy.

>>6543307
>You all have it easy.
There's only one other guy from my country and he ghosted me because reasons. Get on my level.

>>6543307
Not even, the closest in my country are like 4000 km away, I managed to find a guy irl that happened to use 4chan though

>>6543307
I doubt anyone from my country visits this board.

>>6513606
>tfw no dom bf

Do you people like asians? (manlet)

>>6513710
I am British and went to Spain once I fed the cats there one day and a bunch of people around us went and stomped on the cats and left them in a bloody mess on our doorstep. Police didnt give a shit. That was a weird expereience.

I think I was just staying in a real shitty area

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>tfw you enjoy sucking dick more than anal because you get to see him squirm

>>6543511
How much manlet are we talking about here?

>>6543662
170cm

>>6543703
I'm dom but over 4 inches shorter. You have to get on your knees, bb.

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>>6543728
I would love to, it just makes it more exciting.

>>6543728
>160 cm
Are you ftm or something?

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>>6543742
Good boy

>>6543749
Yes

>>6543756
I'm actually proud of my bj skills.

>tfw no one wants a ftm boyf
life is suffering

>>6543770
How did you become skilled, bb boy?

>>6543783
Try harder and stop using excuses. Also, post pic.

>>6543784
Practice I guess, also pleasing someone is great.

>>6543805
You sound like a hardworking puppy. I like.
Where live and what do?

>>6543813
brazil, kinda the only one around here =/ tfw no 4chan dom bf.

> tfw no chill lanklet stoner bf with long hair and a protruding ribcage to spoon naked with in the summer sun at my moms cottage
> tfw 23 years old and have never been romantically or sexually involved with anyone

>>6543830
An asian living in Brazil? Storytime?

>>6543851
My father is japanese, my mom italian. Asians here are like rare pokemons :D

>>6543863
A rare little snow flake. How can you have problems getting a bf?

>>6543883
almost all dom here are chads, I prefer the qt dom type >.>

>>6513650
Same.

I just really like how extra feminine most trans girls are.

Also, I really like anal.

>>6543901
No dom twinks in Brazil? I guess that's machismo for you. Where in Brazil do you live?

>>6543924
No =/ only muscular Chads, but yeah this is a biggot country, the stright chads are usually violent with their partners. They think too higly of themselves and that's a huge red flag for me. A twink is the best they try a lot more to fuck you and it feels great. I live in the south

>tfw you still haven't bumped into a cute lonely shy introverted trans girl in your school's library yet
>tfw she still hasn't confessed that she's in love with you but knows you won't like her because no girl parts
>tfw you still haven't told her you don't care and love her the way she is
>tfw you still haven't started taking her out on fancy dates and made her feel like the beautiful princess she really is
>tfw you still haven't heard her cute moans as you fuck her in half with your massive gorilla cock

y

>>6513650
>Tfw chaser

>>6543970
Violent faggots are disgusting. They sound like fragile little boys not men.
Is the south of Brazil part of the tropical zone or is it temperate down there? Do you guys have winter now?

>>6542918
Hey. You have a really cute voice. I'd be your boyfriend based on that minute long recording.

I have pretty low standards. Hope you do too, good buddy.

>>6538810
In what fantasyland do bisexuals say that they can't be satisfied with one partner?

>>6539840
> focusing on the positive
> positive
Oh I bet you will.

>tfw you're a 7/10 22 y/o, 5'11" 160 fit, hairy, more feminine otter and just want a tall, cuddly, thick dadbod guy to wrap his arms around your waist while you play WoW. Then fuck you afterwards.

>tfw you're going to be alone for the rest of your gay life until you an hero at 30 because you're too picky

>tfw found a handler for pet play
>get it every week
>slowly falling in love but I don't want to rush it or have it end.
>Meeting his Sir next week when we go to Pride

I honestly don't care about monogamy anymore. I'm probably the happiest I've been in years. Hopefully within 6 months to a year I'll ask them to collar me and I can be his/their permanent pet.

Life is fucking great

>>6545238
The fantasy land of /bigen/:

>>6514623
>>6529650
>>6532932

I just found these scrolling blindly there for ten seconds. You're guaranteed to land on a post like this every time.

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>>6513606
>hates the stereotypical gay accent
>99% of gay guys have it in some shape or form

Why can't I find a gay man who doesn't act like a stereotype and is also interested in me

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>masc into fems
>get mistaken for Het constantly
>get hit on by filthy FEMALES
>tfw no fem bf to fuck and go on walks with
fuck it at least I got a p nice job and still in school...

>>6545928
Fuck the gay community, you just have to search online

>>6545378
How the fuck do I find someone to do pet play with REEE

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So.... Almost thinking about for a while.... I would like to meet some trans girl for chating a bit.... There are too many thing I want to know before take "The Decision", Im kind and gland to meet anyone <3

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>>6546237
>don't like fellow Australian men
>finds American/British etc men fucking hot

even if I find someone online I like there'll be an entire ocean between us

>>6538097
It's the subjunctive mood, which is disappearing from English but still recognized in formal American-
Okay sorry you probably don't care. But basically you use the 'wrong' verb when describing something that's contrary to fact. "OP have a bf if they were hot" for example. The subordinate clause is clearly depicting something that isn't true; namely, that OP is anything but a disgusting faggot.

>>6546361
So.... Do you think americans bite or something?

>>6546195

WHERE ARE THE BOYS LIKE YOU ASASDNKLNASLODNOLKASJNFIOJHDSOLIFA

>>6546417
it's just personal preference

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>>6523505
Boston plzzz

You better lift too ya bastart

>>6540506
No shit. I'm in Boulder. Swim, lift, and hike all the time. Not quite a weeb, but I just finished watching NGE.

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>tfw trying to find cute boys gets harder and harder each day

>>6540506
i live in fort collins, fitness weebs are pretty dope

>>6547021

I feel gay fit weebs are pretty common

>>6547076

like******

>>6547021
You at CSU or do you just live there?

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>>6543983

Gorillas have the tiniest penises among primates, senpai. Look at this shit, it passes for a vulva.

Cute fantasy though, speaking as a trans girl.

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>tfw get hookups every few months
>constantly paranoid with the thought that no guy actually finds me attractive, and that they must be settling for me
>I'm torn between wanting to have faith in guys' sincerity but also having no self confidence at all
I simply can't believe that someone would find me attractive. but who would sleep with the person they found unattractive if not for love? why can't I just get past this and be confident?

>tfw closet
>tfw probably always closet and die alone
>tfw desperately want a bf to lie next to when nights are cold and lonely

>>6546246
Recon is your best bet. It does have a paywall though. You can sign up for free though.

I got super lucky with Pupzone. My handler has been in the community for a long time and was the only one who answered around my area.

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>be buff dude attracted to fem guys and trans girls
>every fem guy I've met is promiscuous as all hell and not interested in relationships
>every mtf I've met is a hon or transbian
>it's impossible to find an introvert who just wants to cuddle, play vidya, and go hiking together

Fuck this city

>>6536408
see, I happen to love metal.

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>>6548974
>be fem guy attracted to stocky/muscle guys
>I've never been in a relationship
>Not very experienced sexually
>Am literally an introvert who loves to cuddle, is good at video games, and ACTUALLY loves to camp/hike

>>6548974

So the transbians are the cutest? Are you aware most bi trans girls start as transbians? With some charm, you might nab yourself a trans cutie.

>>6531971
Yes, i would like that

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>>6550130
Probably too good to be true, but w-where are you from anon?

>>6550836
I grew up in the mountains in Pennsylvania. I moved to Indiana when I was 11. So pretty much midwest. You?

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>>6550964
>moved from northeast to midwest

I died inside

I live in the northeast, close to NYC.

>tfw fap 1-2 times daily
>bf is a pretty hardcore dom
>one day talking about kinks and fetishes
>tfw he knows how much I fap and is also into cock cages
Wat do?
I like being able to use my dick but submission is obv addictive

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>>6513606
>tfw best friend doesn't want to hang out until Thursday
>tfw no cock for 2 days

>>6523570
There's at least three of us out there, anon.

>>6523606
How about you stop trying to force people into a stereotype based on their sexuality?

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>>6551052

well, I'm going to die alone

>tfw gay guy in Arkansas
>tfw I will never find a qt bf
>tfw I will never get the thrill of introducing him to my family as a "friend" and then secretly sucking his cock that night
>tfw I will never have anyone to cuddle with me when it gets cold
>tfw I will never be loved

>>6547083
live there and go to CSU, junior currently

>>6547083
>>6551636
boulder bro here :d

csu alum. Go rams :3

Does anyone here not fit the gay stereotype and manage to get a bf? I'm not saying that I'm completely masc but people are always surprised to know that I like men. I'm not looking for hook ups either so dating apps are a no.

>>6521782
I will, anon, I will.

>>6552030
Oi I'm posting this from Boulder right now. Meeting someone irl from this site would be something new.

>>6552055
Really? Are you a student? I'm not.

>>6552060
Yea back to CU when the fall comes around. You graduate?

>>6552065
Yup. I'm a slave to big pharma. Wanna chat?

>>6552066
Haha sure if you want to talk to a 19 year old.

>>6552073
I'm not that old lol! >_>

kik me @ quinnatlast

>>6552078
Shit I'll have to get a kik. I'm about to pass out for tonight, but I'll do it in the morning.

>>6552095
jerk! I just downloaded kik because I assumed it is what you would want to use lol

>>6552096
I swear Anon to Anon I'll hit you up. Image board word is bond.

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>tfw half the time I want to be the qt twink crossdressing bf
>tfw the other half of the time I want a qt twink crossdressing bf of my own

>tfw the times I want to be the qt twink crossdressing bf I know I can never pull it off because I'm as masculine and bearish as it gets

>>6552100
lol ok.
just don't smoke too much bro, it's already 2 am. Sleep hard.

>>6552096
>>6552100
I just have to be at work in the morning so I need to get some sleep.

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>>6552104
Shave your body hair, work out and get on a low bodyfat %. You won't look like a twink but you'll look like an adonis, which would make you even hotter if you crossdressed.

>>6513650
got a kik...?

>>6548974

Look in Portland Oregon

Anyone want to be just friends? Post Kik details.

>>6552137
quinnatlast

let's be buds

>>6513673
What part of Spain, desu? I'm a rookie tranny going there for study abroad

>>6513710
I'm in the UK, I'll help you out anon ;)

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>want a qt femboy to plow and snuggle
>live in virginia
>can only find masc 4 masc
>most are more fat than masc so no one to lift with either
fuck life

>>6558564
Not a femboy and I'm not looking for someone on 4chan, but out of curiosity what part of VA? Fellow Virginian here.

>>6546969
Start watching less pleb anime anon. You can become the weeb of my dreams

>>6547021
>>6552030
>>6552055
You all are too far away
I live in bible thumping Colorado Springs ;_;

>>6552133
Not the previous anon, but I'm going to weigh in.
I lived in Portland a majority of my life, I don't think they're going to find much of that there. Shit I live in LA and finding a transwoman as a decent looking guy is already hard. Portland is nothing, but a smaller version of here.

>>6565093
My senpai is from the durty sprangs

how u doin boiii

>>6565609
*shudder*

>>6565093
i lived in colorado springs for my entire life until 7 months ago when i moved up to fort collins for school. do you go to school? UCCS? PPCC?

>>6566756
How is Ft. Collins? Thinking of moving there next year. Any cute femboys in town/at college?

>>6513606
name of doujin?

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how the fuck do people take it in the butt for more than two consecutive nights

i mean i know from experience its possible but at that point my ass just wants a break to recover and its just unpleasant

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>>6513606
>tfw no French bf
>tfw virgin at 20
>tfw I have had girls hitting on me since I was 18

STOP IT

>>6566756
I went to UCCS
I work in the springs now though

>>6570470
Literally me. Except girls started hitting on me a bit later. And I'd rather a Brit bf desu.

>>6569646
>thinking of moving there next year
yeah so is everyone else apparently. this town is seeing a HUGE population boom and its becoming over congested and over-populated pretty fast. i havent really seen any femboys around either, mostly just redneck/beer hipster blends.
>>6570527
i got accepted to UCCS but decided to just go to fort collins to try something new. i graduated from PPCC in the fall of 2015. still contemplating moving back. i miss my friends...

>>6570644
Colorado Springs sucks, don't bother

is it fucked up I want a trap I can humiliate and dominate and do whatever I feel like to?

I once ruined a fem guys orgasm with my foot and then made him lick it off and I really liked doing that

>>6547266
cute enough to give me yer kik?