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old >>6501066
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hi hi!! :3

I think I'm gonna order a pizza for lunch and dinner...
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Why do hons persist?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10657179
>>6502617
Do it fampai.
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>>6502622
>pleb thinks she can even compete for top hon
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>>6502622
I voted for better background checks
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>tfw sick and bored
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>>6502620
I'm just waiting for something be to kill me
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>visiting dad
>makes a joke about guys in the women's bathroom in Target less than 5 minutes after I get here
Coming out to him isn't going to be good, is it.
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>>6502622
You forgot to add Korra and robin
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>>6502578
>To spare him the embarrassment?
Sort of.
I guess it's partly that, and partly: what's the point in telling him if he most likely won't be accepting and he'll only be around a few more years at most?

>>6502589
>I can say this much, it does create a weird dissonance to have known your grandparents, but to know that they never truly knew you.
I guess so.
Two of my grandparents have already passed, and I'm not feeling any dissonance about them not knowing me, but then again, I barely knew that set of grandparents to begin with, since I rarely ever saw them except on special occasions.
Although I saw my currently alive set of grandparents all the time growing up, so maybe if they died then I'd feel the same way as you. idk.
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>>6502620
seeing hons hugbox other hons here constantly is maddening to me for some reason. why tell someone who to 99% of the population looks like a man that they look like a girl? what do you gain out of it? internet points? maybe so many here just like patting themselves on the back like they did good while fending off the voice in their head that tells them they're just liars.
rant over.
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I asked in trans help but would like advice here...
Is having a dream of myself wearing female clothes, longish hair and being girly a good sign that I'm trans and that my periods of feeling like this isn't just a phase?
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>>6502643
no, i get those kinds of dreams all the time and im not trans
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>>6502643
Who knows?

It really just comes down to if you want to be female or not.
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ok, I did it

I kinda think he knew I was a little drunk...

I stumbled on my words more than once
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>>6502642
It is a fucking mystery.

>inb4 someone hugboxxes this
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>>6502649
what'd you do
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>>6502646
>im not trans
aaalright

>>6502643
I wouldn't base anything on dreams, it's not simple to decipher why you're having them.
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>tfw you need to go to the bathroom and you're gf yells at you and tells you you can't go in the men's

I'm just going to pee on a water ride
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>>6502628
I seem to be winning. :^)
>>6502629
Yes, but we need less laws.
>>6502631
That pic is me everyday.
>>6502635
Same. Of you wanna off me hmu @ [email protected]
>>6502639
They didn't ask to be put in.
>>6502642
I'd answer but I'm p sure I'm one of em.
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>>6502652
I ordered the pizza!
:3
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>>6502651
At least she's trying to better herself u like you pieces of shit who do nothing but tear others down
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>>6502648
Well I get the feeling being female is the right choice, but only during my times of dysphoria. For the record I've had 4 bouts in 2 years, lasting between a week to 2 months.
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Is there really anything other to want in life, than to be pretty, sexy, and maybe cute, and have a strong daddy bf to adore and fuck you?
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>>6502653
>aaalright
?
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>>6502643
Dreams are meaningless. In the past 6 months, in dreams, I have been a lesbian, a straight girl, intersex, a straight male and a gay male and various combinations of cis and trans. What matters is if you experience dysphoria and feel the need to be female in waking life.
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>>6502663
>better herself
>had a wig attached to her head and thats it
trip on whatever hon you are.
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>>6502670
Still a step up then bitching and moaning like you're doing
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>>6502663
>>6502671
Lol that didn't take long. Sorry that you look like a man.
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>>6502642
Am I being hugboxed and if yes how hard?
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I hate the idea of changing my name

makes me feel like I'm becoming someone else, or "letting out the girl inside me" like some agp hon would put it, instead of just matching my outside with my inside

Gonna be fun telling people "no, I'm not X anymore, I'm Y now"
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>>6502674
Sorry that you're a bitter man
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>>6502666
Yeah obvi. Family, traveling, studying arts etc.
I mean the stuff you said is pretty damn satisfying too but still :p
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>>6502666
uh, no

what the fuck kinda question was that? this is an easy one.
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>>6502682
Good one dude.
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>>6502676
Change it to the female equivalent or leave it as it if it's unisex then
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>>6502676
I mean, what is your name now?
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>>6502676
To an extent that is what you do when you transition though. I don't think it's possible to transition and truly remain the same person as when you started.
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>>6502689
when my dad became my mom he stayed pretty much exactly the same, just started shaving and wearing a bra
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>>6502685
>bitterhonreply.jpg
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>tfw you just wake up at 4 pm
i think i might be depressed

but i dont feel sad like when i was in high school

i dont feel anything
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>>6502696
Come on my man. No need to get upset that you're a hon that defends other hons.
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>>6502676
I've legit told people while high, "no, I'm not [deadname], I'm charlotte. Fuck off."

>>6502689
it's impossible to remain the same in a dynamic system.
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>>6502637
You never know. My dad seems like the kinda guy who would make some shitty joke like that, but he's supportive of me, or at the very least indifferent.
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ayyyyy yo waddup it's dat boiiii
I'm hungover af
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>>6502666
Yes, Satan, but I do want that so very much that it's almost all that occupies my mind.
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>>6502703
>I've legit told people while high, "no, I'm not [deadname], I'm charlotte. Fuck off."
thanks charlotte im gonna start doing this
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>>6502693
That's pretty fucking agp

>>6502703
Yes, exactly. Plus I legit do think as the repression fades that you do let out portions of your personality that probably didn't show before.
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>>6502693
are you trans too?
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>>6502710
like ur hair
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>>6502676
You don't have to change your name. That I still go by Chad 'Thundercock' Johnson doesn't make me less of a woman.
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>>6502666
Finding a working download for After Cease to Exist, being gud enough to design anything but a distortion pedal
>>6502722
I have the same chin and jaw as you!!!!
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>>6502712
What is it that occupies your mind? The idea of a strong daddy bf to make your life feel great?
Or the other worldly things you want to do?
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>>6502717
no, just a chaser
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>>6502715
this is something I noticed over the past couple days
turns out I really really like boys

>>6502713
normal charlotte wouldn't have said anything like that
thank drunk charlotte
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>why don't you go by Brianna?

every. time.

feel like Brianna is a hon-tier name too
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>>6502728
>im a chaser
>my dad is trans

lol check urself b4 u #rek urself
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>>6502731
Why Briana? I assume it's because Brian was your boy name?

I agree though, doesn't sound nice either.
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>>6502731
The main issue is that it's a name associated with a certain trans, um, internet celebrity I guess?
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>>6502734
i didnt choose this life
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Other trans having a nice body bother me more than cis.
Reeeee
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>>6502676
I got somewhat lucky since my boy name is Victor but everyone since elementary school called me Vicky because there was three other Victors in our class and I had long hair and was a frail kid. I just slapped on the ia which made the process ridiculously easy to legally change it. I've pretty much been Vicky the majority of my life even before I thought about transitioning, I have no clue how people go about picking a name though, or how it feels to go through that process. I hope it doesn't stop you from moving past it, good luck.
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>>6502739
Wu
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>>6502715
you're never getting your agp member card back
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>>6502737
yeah, Brian was my boy name. i think Rachel fits me. it's blah, bland, and boring. doesn't attract attention
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Can we PLEASE talk about daddies, and desires of them, and stuff like that?
I'm about to die from not getting an outlet of talking and reading about it.
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>>6502741
It's achievable if you work out like she does though, that's good news right?
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>>6502734
Straight guys and gay girls have moms, and straight girls and gay guys have dads, that doesn't mean they all want to fuck their parent just because they happen to belong to the same sex as the kind of people they are attracted to.
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>>6502739
lol the "Brianna Wu is trans" meme is so silly
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>>6502748
fuck off feefs
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>>6502746

Rachel does Butterfly Hugs come on here anymore?
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>>6502748
>ywn be a daddy for a qt
>ywn hold her tight and protect her
>ywn change her diapers if she's into that
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>>6502755
I always thought feefs was long gone from here
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>>6502727
It's not one or the other, Lucifer, it's both. I want to be beautiful and have that perfect bf (or gf), but I also would like to create an album that I'm proud of and get better at writing.
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>>6502756
rarely, she goes by something else now too and im not gonna tell u bc ur gonna stalk her. that tiers list from yesterday was ~3 years old
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>>6502754
I mean, whether she actually is or isn't is kind of irrelevant to my point.
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>>6502741
Eh I've seen better.

>>6502748
Stop being such a loon feefs.
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>>6502760
spoiler:
feefs is actually edie
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>>6502764

Lol just wondering. I see her around Portland every once in awhile, but never say anything to her since we hooked up way back. Figured if she wanted to talk to me should.
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>>6502772

would* not should.

I didn't even know she went on 4chan, was kinda shocked to see her on the tiers list.
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>>6502751
Give me your workout to expand hips
>>6502769
A-are you implying that's better?
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>>6502741
does that mean that it's just telling you you're a lazy piece of shit and don't have any excuses to not have a cute ass?
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>>6502745
Awe, even if I masturbate to myself in the mirror while saying my hail maries?

>>6502730
I've discussed whether the supposed orientation change that hrt causes is down to the mones or simply breaking repression. Imo it's probably a bit of both, but it's probably one of the more obvious ways that transition can overtly change who you are.
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>>6502688
Tim

there's always Tina I guess, wish I had a name I could just add a vowel to the end of and be done though
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>>6502748
Get out
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>>6502779
No. I am too tall to have thick thighs like that(without being obese or muscular), and I don't have wide rounded hips
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>>6502777
Apparently this is her routine, someone posted it on the other thread.
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I'm going to meet up with /k/ guys and learn to shoot :333
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share your fantasies.

Holy shit, how can you not have fantasies all day?
Let them out, in the free.
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>>6502791
I know. It's my routine too, but it's not like that's going to yield the same results
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>>6502777
Implying? I am flat out telling you.

>>6502791
El-oh-el.

>>6502796
Shut up feefs.
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>>6502794
will they shoot your face full of cum again?
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>>6502796
My fantasy is to stand a chance at passing.
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>>6502801
thats my fantasy as well
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>>6502783
>>6502783
>Awe, even if I masturbate to myself in the mirror while saying my hail maries?
c-can I masturbate to the thought of you doing that?
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>>6502783
>fap to myself in the mirror
you got that from me

you can't fool me
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>>6502614
>Tfw no grandparents to giv moonies
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I have managed to fuck up my eyebrows completely, so now they're not going to look presentable for at least another month; and I'm probably going to be doing more socialising in that month than I have all year so I can't even hide way until they grow back. I guess I'm just going to have to "inconspicuously adjust my hair to partially cover the worst of it (and my eye).
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>>6502796
My fantasy is to be a sexy big titted futa with a 9 inch cock that shoots bucket loads of cum.
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>>6502798
>Implying? I am flat out telling you.
I'll flat out tell you you're wrong
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>>6502796
Rape lmao
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>>6502813
OMG D:
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>>6502796
I hope literally every big guy I meet will pin me down and put his pp in my bumbum
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>>6502784
Lets see. That's a difficult one to get something similar to; "Tam", "Tammy", "Tamara", "Tina", "Tiana", "Tibby", "Tabitha", "Tiffany", "Tilly", "Timothea"... I don't know.

One thing some people do is ask their parents what they would have named them, which may or may not be something you could or would want to do.
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>walk into gas station
>two black guys in store
>"OH that girl is hot as shit!"
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>>6502815
Oh dear, another case of BDD.
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>>6502822
Pls sit on my face, beep.
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>>6502796
Long walks on the beach followed by consensual sex in the missionary position.
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>>6502819
Shh don't ruin this I'm trying to get my agp card back :(

>>6502806
Sure, it's a comforting thought to know at least someone out there is masturbating to me.

>>6502809
What happens if I can't get my card back? Are you saying I have to admit to being trutrans?
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>>6502813
>wants 9 inch cock
>gets srs

What are you doing, that's not following your dreams
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>>6502804
u already pass u tard
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>>6502699
Sir please you're scaring the girls here

>>6502710
>clownface.jpg
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>>6502796
I'm back at my internship with Disney and we're being lined up for something that each intern gets to do once.

They get to go into the dream machine. A machine that allows a person to go into their mind and for the people outside to view them.

Each person gets their turn in the machine, with some light-hearted or mundane things happening each time they go in.

But when I go in, things are different.

I'm flung into this multiverse where a part of me governs each of the 10 universes in my mind. I have to navigate each world and that universe's version of me in order to get to the center and wake up.

I eventually make it to the center, a place called the Temple to the Self; filled statues and paintings depicting various important moments in my life in almost a religious fashion.

I go inside the main chapel to find a chorus singing an enchanting song to a large god-like figure huddled in the center. The Subconscious.

This is the moment I've been waiting for my entire life.

I go up and ask the giant if there's anything I can do to fix me, If there's any lever or button I can push to make me like feel like everyone else. But he's always silent. He's always silent.
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>>6502642
Delusion>Reality
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>>6502817
use > to make a story.

>>6502820
Write a story with >

PLEASE
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>>6502622
You lost I *cries* I want to thank God for being such a piece of shit and bringing me into this world, my parents for never getting me to doctor for gender dysphoria my genetics for fucking me all theses years cause no one else will.
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>>6502813
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>>6502831
>passing
>being called a degenerate freak in public
I imagined passing to be differently fempai v,v

>>6502828
Just promise me I can be part of your fantasy :3
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>>6502813

I like the way you think. I have similar fantasies.
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>>6502822
Do you have a huge butt?
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>>6502796
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>>6502823
>BDD
10/10 best meme
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>>6502822
yeah nice good job except for the fact that if they find out youre trans they would murder you
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>>6502813
>>6502827
I think the saddest thing is that no one is going to get what they wanted.

>>6502845
Defending pale, flabby tranny asses certainly sounds like it.
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>>6502840
>being called a degenerate freak in public
you know what's worse then that?
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>>6502840
someone called you a degenerate freak??? :( i thought you were really pretty tho?
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>>6502851
being pooed on?
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>>6502830
ftm surgery is the way to become a futa, so she's going mtftm to achieve it.
>>6502828
HOT
I'mma do it every day for the next 6 months AT LEAST
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>>6502828
don't know about having to admit to anything,
but I do know I had to take your agp card away a long time ago
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>>6502847
lmao, dildos exist
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>you will never dom elanna
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>>6502853
I haven't seen her but from the description she gives she's literally skin and bones anorexic, so maybe that's what they were talking about.
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PUTTING ANYTHING IN YOUR BUTT IS IMPURE

YOU'RE IMPURE
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>>6502847
Why isn't there a tranny in OW? Everyone else got a character, even the autists
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>>6502783
I think it primarily broke my repression by letting me identify with myself
I've never had a wet dream, much less a male sex fantasy

>>6502790
short girls with the same bmi likely have the same problems
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>>6502830
I am not a clever man

>>6502838
:^)

>>6502840
H-how do you want that to happen?

>>6502847
Life is depressing isn't it?

>>6502856
Hot

>>6502859
Clearly I am not cut out for the agp club. Take my membership ;~;

>>6502866
>being pure
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>>6502870
go to church!
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>>6502851
being out of drugs to drown your sorrows?

>>6502853
pictures are easy tho, passing in them isnt hard, especially with proper makeup and lighting. doesnt mean I dont get clocked all the time irl

>>6502862
>I haven't seen her
I am on like every tierlist that was posted in the last 5 months tho

>>6502870
>H-how do you want that to happen?
I am open to suggestions bby
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>>6502746
It's a supreme jewess name
Which is cute
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>>6502867
transguys even got a character

the closest thing to a transgirl is tracer desu

>>6502870
>I am not a clever man
I feel like I laughed a littlo too hard at this
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>>6502847
>Defending pale, flabby tranny asses certainly sounds like it.
The ass you posted was less firm and more poorly proportioned compared to the rest of her body.
You have very fringe tastes in women marathon anon, it is misguided for you to put your taste on a pedestal
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>>6502878
>transguys even got a character
She's just a dyke
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>>6502856
FTM surgery is kind of not so great, if you wanted to to have both you'd be better off doing something like a scrotum inversion altered to keep the penis working. No idea if anyone but unlicensed back alley cutters would offer to try something as unusual as that though.
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>>6502873
no, having someone out you in public by loudly calling you "sir"
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>>6502889
that sounds less bad than being insulted for what you are fampai
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>>6502860
>lmao, dildos exist
If you say so.

>>6502867
Because the cast of Overgay is a bunch of national stereotypes, not tumblr ones. Besides weren't there some Blizzard sponsored autistic tranny comic?

>>6502870
>Life is depressing isn't it?
A fact of life for those who reach as high as you do.
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>>6502889
Every fucking day pretty much.
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So I've been in my gestation cocoon for about two years now and something great has happen.

I finally got out of my cocoon today and have fully metamorphasised into a woman.

I don't understand why you guys are so obsessed with hormones when the cocoon route is the best way to go.
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>>6502869
>short girls with the same bmi likely have the same problems
What! No, tall girls tend to have way lankier legs. The golden THICC ratio is way harder as tall. Fat legs and skinny lanky legs seem to be a total binary here.
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>>6502902
>tfw tall with cis girl legs
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>>6502888
well it depends what you'd rather have - sensation in your fuck hole, or in the dick. although you may arguably be able to attain both with clitoral burial and phallo.
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Tfw you want to get clean and nice and take a long shower but you know you can't
I hate this so much ;;
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>>6502880
While I might have been spoiled by being surrounded by females in peak physical condition dressed in tight clothing, I like my asses pretty much as every other guy (that excludes those homos on /fit, they are beyond help).
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>>6502892
>>6502895
I was in girlmode and everyone in the store heard it

it's what I get for not passing

good news is I'm fixing my mistakes
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>>6502872
Tried that for years senpai and was even an altar boy, now I'm a tranny. Coincidence? I think not.

>>6502873
Elanna x Phien futa fantasies? That seems so degenerate ;~;

>>6502894
What's life without a bit of ambition?
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>>6502887
pffffffffffffft whatever

>>6502902
I'm too drunk for convos like this desu

I uh I think skinny lanky legs are better in general, but there are other words that are also important
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>>6502909
>phalloplasty
vomit.jpg
>>
Also all my friends are talking about how they had fun and partied on an event I really wanted to go to with them but couldn't because of my hip >>>>>
please just fucking murder me right now
no joke
i can't do anything i want to do with this fucking hip
>>
>>6502710
You look so much better in blond.

We all should go blonde
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I bought a new purse desu
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>>6502912
are you posting subpar butts on purpose?
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>>6502926
what do you put in that fills up a bag that big?
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>>6502912
>To: abby
Should I be concerned >.>
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>>6502912
Cute as fuck holy shit I'd do a dark.ritual to.get a body like that shame magic isn't real.

>>6502913
:/
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>>6502614
Found this on /lit/, wanted to share with you.
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Rollercoasters
Rollercoasters
Rollercoasters
>Rollercoasters
Rollercoasters
Rollercoasters
Rollercoasters

>.<
>>
>>6502926
That's kind of ugly /:
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>>6502804
Worst fantasy desu
>>6502836
Eitherwa this pollproves I'm a hopeless hon.
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>>6502933
>no penis, no diamond
>>
I guess all of this bad shit thats been happening is karma for destroying this poor girls heart.
>>6502933
Speaking of /lit/
The Physics of Wall Street is a great read
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>>6502921
i'm not seriously asking you to get it, you agp, i'm just saying it depends what sort of futa you're after
>>
>>6502796
To have a couple irl friends who'd notice if they hadn't seenme/heard from in weeks.
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>>6502918
>That seems so degenerate ;~;
pshhh... nobody needs to know bby...
we will reach peak agp levels and become living goddesses through sheer degeneracy
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hello mtfg
i am drunk and very sad please give me (you)s
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>>6502926
>buying a purse at a drug store
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>>6502949
>>
>>6502949
i wish i was drunk
i think ima take a bunch of benzos today to forget about life
here is your (you)
>>
>>6502929

water bottle wallet makeup bag sunglasses keys hairbrush rose water spray

>>6502936

it's more of an olive and qt irl ;-;
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>>6502918
>What's life without a bit of ambition?
With Your Drill, Pierce the Heavens!

>>6502930
I never noticed that before. I guess Abby is kinda common as names go. Not as common as Sophie but still.
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>>6502949
just lift your sorrow away
>>
>>6502949
Pls share sad booze.
The liquor stores don't believe my id is me anymore and I can't buy booze or cigarettes :/
>>
>>6502710
dollface please take my virginity.
Let me sacrifice my virtue to keep you looking young and beautiful.
m-maybe when we are done we can hold hands in public.
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>>6502949
Here you go.
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>>6502954
here you have a (You) too it looks like you need one
>>
>>6502956
>Not as common as Sophie but still.
one day I am coming to your country and Ill slap you so hard that youll be wondering if a squirrel just scratched your beard ;~;
and then Ill buy you a beer, or whatever fitness people drink in their freetime
>>
>>6502949

Hey slug hope you feel better the dysphoria train seems to be running and hitting everyone today.
>>
>tfw you drink more but it doesn't make you feel better
send help
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>>6502968
I don't need (you)'s
but i appreciate the gesture anon.
I need cognac and ativan.
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>>6502954
Maybe this will make you feel better.
>>
>>6502949
What's wrong? Are you sad because of the drunk or drunk because of the sad?
>>
>>6502811
do straight bangs if you can.
sorry
that taped guy is gross
>>
>>6502966
holy shit is that a cute slav?
>>
>>6502971
>Tfw one shot of vodka left & saving it for a particularly bad case of feels this week, until I can have someone buy me booze next weekend
>>
>>6502953
>>6502954
>>6502966
thank (you)

>>6502958
i started lifting and now i just feel like shit
probably the testosterone boost
>tfw cant be comfortable being male

>>6502960
that's probably good desu
i never even got my ID after i turned 18 because i thought might as well just wait until I look like a girl and then that never happened

>>6502970
bbbbbbbbbb

>>6502976
both
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>>6502935
> liking rollercoasters
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>>6502974
that actually did make me feel a little bit better
>>6502980
>1 shot
i remember when a shot of vodka actually did something for me
but that was when was 13 and i first had vodka.
it just isnt the same anymore, I need ~4 or so to get over the feelerinos
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>>6502981
More (yous)
>>
>>6502981
Do you have a gf yet?
>>
>>6502981
This horrid state has taken 4 months for my name change... still not done yet.
I was going to wait but looks like I may just get a new id under dead name.

I really don't need to be sober anymore.
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>>6502948
Here's to being degenerate big dicked goddesses!
>>
1. http://www.strawpoll.me/10657987

2. http://www.strawpoll.me/10658005
>>
>>6502949
I always got a (you) for you
>>
>>6502992
Stop posting straw polls
>>
>>6502992
better b/c I got motivated to do stuff
worse b/c I keep coming back to this place
>>
>>6502992
am i seriously the only one who voted yes on that second one?
>>
>>6502998
stop tripfagging on an anonymous imageboard
>>
>>6502994
Is that a T-34 on your top?
>>
>>6502990
I know that feel tn wants you to get everything changed in birth state but that will change if I move to Florida.
>>
Well, first game in more than a year with a Sunday night online gaming group that's been going on for more than ten years now... Settling back into a routine, I guess. Not sure I can say it's a good thing for me. But after all this time, it's pretty much part of my social life anyway.
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How do you break down something that's already broken?

I want my no money back.
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>>6502992
i've tried to leave so many times look at how that worked out
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>>6502988
>>6502995
uwu

>>6502989
no
i will never get the gf ;_;

>>6502990
I hope you get it quicc
>>
>>6502955
Ok
>>6502949
Ok
>>6502971
Ok
>>6502989
I'm rite here
>>6503007
Ok
>>
>>6503010
>i will never get the gf

>>6502958
>>
>>6503010
Step up your chase game son, it's like your not even trying.
>>
alright im gonna leave forreals this time, you will see.
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*sneezes non stop for like two minutes*
>>
So... Red is a total cutie.
He's super comfy.
And yesterday was amazing.
>>
>>6503001
Well, I don't want to leave anyway. Even though I'm not spending that much time here now...
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>>6503015
Liar
>>
>>6503006
we should go out dancing
>>
>>6503010
>>6503004
It fucked me out of a job a couple weeks ago as well.
I was passing to the interviewer until they saw my id.
Demeanor of (you're so awesome) went to white faced and terrified.
Then no job.
>>
>>6503017
>he
>>
Today is Four months on hrt and all I got was tits and amazing skin
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>>6503016
what do Australian people call their mother
mum or mom?
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>>6503015
Yeah, K, whatever.
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>>6502969
Hehehehehehe.
That's the sound of me snickering.

>>6502979
Something even rarer. A cute gopnik.

>>6502994
You look good yourself.
>>
>>6503020
On a Sunday night? I'm not a pensioner yet...
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>>6503011
No
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>>6503010
You will easily get a gf slug youre cute and supper huggable.
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>>6503023
She said she's a boy I thought
>>
>>6503017
Are you developing a rash?
>>
>>6503024
That's 1000% on schedule?
>>
>>6503002
Nah
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>>6503026
mum
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>>6503023
Uh... yeah...
He prefers to be gendered male, so I'm going to call him 'he'.

Kaylee and I keep trying to get him to go with female pronouns and shit... but he isn't having any of it, so...
>>
>>6503024
Today is four months and all I got is nothing whatsoever.
>>
>>6503024
at 8 months you will have bigger tits and twice as amazing skin
>>
>>6503034
He prefers male pronouns. It's kinda sad though since he's trans but he feels that he's not feminine enough to be a girl.
>>
>>6503034
yeah and im a trigendered pyrofox from the forest planet
>>
>>6503045
*he, my bad
He'll be okay after a while I bet
>>
>>6503034
>>6503041
>>6503045
>falling for the attention seeking shitposts
>>
>>6503016
This is the most annoying shit. My brother does this sometimes. Its not like rapid fire either. Its once every ten seconds for two minutes. What the fuck is wrong with people
>>6503024
Damn, that sucks
>>6503044
Wait until you're at 16 months!
>>
>>6503045
Tfw I don't like skyping w/ red b/c they make me dysphoric
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>tfw will never
Good night, time to fantasize myself to sleep.
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>>6503012
like I said I feel like shit
I have to go back on hormones
and that'll make me start liking guys again anyway

>>6503014
i am trying my best anon

>>6503021
>Demeanor of (you're so awesome) went to white faced and terrified.
fucking spooky trannies

>>6503033
i hope so!!
>>
>>6503050
So be it, I don't care if I fall for attention seeking.
>>
>>6503057
I'm a no good sinning faggot he probably had a good pure mid 50's white man boner for.
>>
>>6503057
slugu I am going to make you a present to cheer u up
>>
>>6503038
I'm kidding. I'm p happy with it I think

>>6503042
:(

>>6503044
Plz let me have exponential tit growth
>>
>>6503031
sshit
I didn't even know it was sunday
best lay off the booze
>>
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>tfw you need shorts not to for when biking
>tfw you only have hand and really fucked up jeans
Well, time to be that fuck with the cut offs, shoelace belt, road bike and that u-lock in the back pocket. I feel like such a shitter ;-;
>>
>>6503040
thanks sheen <3
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>>6502983
Rolllllercoasters
>>
>>6503051
I have a bad case of photic sneezing. Moving from shadows to sunlight sets it off every time. Also occasionally happens with headlights at night, which is a bit more dangerous...
>>
Post voice
https://clyp.it/ajwnyau3
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who /listen to sad music when sad to become even sadder/ here

>>6503062
i canbt wait
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>>6503068
You wanna write that again? Shorts ain't that expensive on sale, you don't even need padding unless you are putting in serious miles. You need to harden the fuck up.
>>
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>>6503077
Hi qt
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>>6503074
I should prolly start voice work huh?
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3ddd robotttssss
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>>6503057
>I said I feel like shit
no pain, no gain
it takes time to get your body used to physical exertion
>>
>>6503077
Cheer Up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qVoirJ3leU
>>
>>6503074
lol
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n5w2hZPhNN
>>
>>6503088
Mayb?
https://clyp.it/qhuwygdo
>>
>>6503093
Mayb
https://clyp.it/pgcuhmcs
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>>6503085
hello :-3c

>>6503090
I don't mean physically, my muscles are fine and I like lifting and everything
but testosterone is just making it so I feel uncomfortable and distressed 24/7. its fucked

>>6503092
NO!
>>
>>6503078
Nigga I have like 75 cents rn. I just don't want to die wearing jeans for an 8hr delivery shitter day. Either way the one I'm cutting up have holes on the sides and pockets so, fug it. I also have like 20lbs to go until I can buy new clothes. That and my bike is a bit big on me with a fucky saddle. I'd rather have a bib if I wanted padding tho. I'm more concerned with looking like a total dickhead for most of my day. When is fall again?
Also, I am a punk bitch. I can't deny that.
>>
>tfw edie doesn't go around taking kissless virgins vCard
betas have feelings too
>>
>>6503074
https://clyp.it/3c21imhu
>>
>>6503021
Goddamn I hate this society so much.
>>
>>6502977
Thanks

Something like that would help, but then in order to do it I'd have to go out and get it cut with my eyebrows like this.

I've not been willing to get it cut like that because I'm not even out or passing, and also because mirrors. Right now it's about shoulder length everywhere and I just brush it over out of my face. I'd get bangs if I was presenting female.

What kind of long, and at least somewhat gender-neutral hairstyles would you (or anyone) recommend?
>>
>>6503099
I haven't tried with dressing as a woman desu, I should
>>6503107
did you pick up a thai accent when you went for srs you sound more Asian than French lol
>>
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>>6503074
https://clyp.it/u2cbszy5
>>
Im tired ladies, but I still have to remind you that you're all beautiful and I love you all. Now good night c:
>>
>>6503074
https://clyp.it/pslbaaf3

This is the first time I've actually talked today... other than yelling at cats.
>>
>>6503124
you are not allowed to post voice anymore.
you get me too hard
>>
>>6503094
Yehh. It doesn't rly float my boat more than accentuating my soothing deep masculine voice.
W2c flawless voice without work
>>
>>6503021
same thing happened to me when they say my birth certificate
>>
>>6503074
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DU0uolrnwe
>>
>>6503119
Nah, always had that lilt to my voice. Couldn't even drop it when I presented male, so... I never really could consistently pass as a guy on the phone. And I don't think even T injections could have fixed that...
>>
>>6503134
For jobs?
Wtf?
Birth certificate for jobs?
>>
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>>6503124
>>6503132
god damn it elanna
>>
>arguing with people who are literally defending rape on the internet
>now all the qt's in this thread are showing off their voices

I need to get more drunk.
>>
>>6503138
yeah for right to work in straya reasons
>>
>>6503137
can you do one in French pls? :3
>>
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I love manicures!!!!
<3
>>
To the anon that asked about my butt I think it's average to small btw idk..I passed from behind to them apparently though.
>>
>>6503124
https://clyp.it/myky4kee
>>
>>6503145
>Qt's
https://clyp.it/2ame55om
>>6503146
Ooooshat.
>>6503151
Your body makes me dysphoric.
>>
Looking at sales on my usual shopping sites and well, 20% off jasmine sambac absolute. Still expensive at 20€ for 2ml, but I'm tempted. Been meaning to design a white floral for a while...
>>
>>6503145
Look, all I'm saying is that it's not rape if it's over TCP/IP.

(Joking aside, what?)
>>
>>6503149
https://clyp.it/acuhnb0y
>>
>>6503151
What happened to your right hand, did you burn it?
>>
>>6503160
......melted.
>>
>>6503158
I've seen people bring up situations that to any person with a conscience and a brain are rape, and people still went, "well, she might be saying no, but her body language is saying yes."
>>
i cant wait to get home and watch

A N I M E
N
I
M
E
>>
https://unsee
.cc/pabisedu/

my head feels funny...
>>
i keep getting sick :(
>>
>>6503160
love it :3
that French/Asian combo <3
>>
>>6503154
My hands are so big though...
>>6503161
I like when my gf burns me with lighters...
>>
>>6503165
what anime are you watching this season?
it all looks like hot garbage
>>
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>>6503132
https://clyp.it/tvlfqjpy

>>6503153
https://clyp.it/4nko4smd

>>6503139
Mission accomplished!
>>
>>6503172
this season is total trash
im gonna pick up 91days, mob psycho, orange, and thats probably it
>>
>>6503172
I'm just gonna be watching last season's shit
>>
>>6503165
wut animu though?
>not reading mango while sipping on gin and jews
>>
>>6503172
Berserk is the only anime worth watching.
>>
laid back
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ok, who's the jealous hon that deleted my unsee???
>>
>>6503173
>https://clyp.it/tvlfqjpy
you're a dirty little bitch
you know full well this is a Christian image board
give me your address
i'll show you that way
>>
>>6503174
i'll prob just check last season
>>6503175
yea i'll do the same
>>6503180
oh yeah there's a new one isn't there? i should pick that up
>>
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slugu are you here still?
I have a present 4 u
>>
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>>6503170
I don't have any Asian heritage, though. Pure-blooded Arvern. Ok, we occasionally drink horse blood and we look a wee bit Asian, I guess. Still, we were here before the Franks. That has to count for something, right?
>>
>>6503176
i started watching alps no shoujo heidi the other day so probably that. but i just downloaded a SHITTON of stuff bc of animebytes freeleech so,..

>>6503180
>this berserk
>worth watching
omg no its awful rikki lolol
>>
>>6503162
Come on. My voice isn't exactly sexy...
>>
>>6503192
>Pure-blooded Arvern

This is nothing to be proud of ma'am
>>
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>>6503195
All anime is awful
>>
>>6503199
you've probably never seen NGE
>>
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Things I heard from men while walking while holding my gfs hand in the city:
"Ooo I like seeing girls hold hands... Guys, I'm not into that"
"mamacitas"
>>
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>>6503199
i agree anime is for weaboo degenerate trash that should be purged from 4chan
>>
>>6503192
actually, you look a bit Asian in that pic, but I think it could be the way you do your eye makeup
>>
>>6503204
Shut up, Kiwi.
>>
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my BFF is so pretty tbqh
>>
>>6503199
literally shut the fuck up angie
no one was asking for or would ever want to know your opinion
>>
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>>6503188
I-I just want a peek, is that too much to ask? ;~;
>>
>>6503197
i think it's just because you're french
>>
>>6503210
>still overdraws her lip line like a drag queen
fuck sake
>>
>>6503198
Well, it's not like there will be many of us left in fifty years or so. Almost all of my cousins have married people from neighbouring regions at the very least, so if that's any indication... We don't really have any incentive to continue endogamic traditions anyway.
Still, there's that one second cousin I could have ended up marrying...
>>
>>6503211
lmfao
ufufu got
S A S S
>>
>>6503189
>>6503195
I liked the movies because I don't mind CGI. There's going to be a black swordsman arc for the first time so hype.

Then again I don't really enjoy anime. I've only seen (and enjoyed) Berserk, Tokyo Ghoul and Vampire Hunter D.
>>
>>6503212
you need to reevaluate your relationship with Jesus Christ
>>
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>go on 3D movie ride
>they have water sprayers
>gf complaining about it hitting her hand
>literally getting bukkai'd next to her with all of it running down my cleavage

;_;
>>
>>6503213
>>6503197
It's soft and makes me feel warm and melty and whimsical!
To each their own
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>>6503204
don't forget to say "anime" if you're having a good time :3
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>>6503221
you wish you were getting bukkai'd for real
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>>6503212
tell it to chinkymoot.
i CAN give you just the tip, though?
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>>6503205
Well, that eye makeup is the best way I've found to make my eyes look a bit less hooded and distract attention from the inner side, so...
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>>6503200
NGE is schwarbage.
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>>6503199
right?

>not watching real TV shows
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>>6503216
Degenerate bloodlines deserve to die out
>>
I want to buy ufufu a house!
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>>6503210
Is Rupauls drag race already back on?
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>>6503217
2bad she don't got
A S S
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>>6503211
#rekt

(but really, anime is bad)
>>
>>6503210
But let's be honest you're pretty fucking busted up.
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>>6503221
>My tits don't touch
>Just keep getting bigger & pointing outward like spotlights at a grand opening b/c of my massive mancage
>Tfw D cups within the year and still no cleavage where they touch
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>>6503230
YOU"RE schwarbage
>>
cfh is cool
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>>6503232
Say that to a Basque, see how far your head flies. :^)
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>>6503074
Okay fuck

https://clyp.it/py2oz1ne


https://clyp.it/mrm3wyfe
>>
I kinda enjoy a good anime like Knights of Sidonia!
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>>6503219
No thanks, Jesus doesn't have anything on burying your face in a nice pair of balls.

>>6503227
u n s e e
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>>6503233
buy me a house and pretend im ufufu
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>>6503226
We're sharing a funnel cake later, which is pretty much the same thing
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>>6503210
WAIT ARE U IN NEW YORK?????!!
>>
YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME NIM

IM NOT A TRANNY
IM NOT A TRANNY
IM NOT A TRANNY
IM NOT A TRANNY
IM NOT A TRANNY
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>>6503244
MANBALLS ARE GROSS, STINKY, GREASY, AND HAIRY AND COLLECT FECAL MATTER
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Hai guys what's up
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my parents are going to subdivide their property and they're going to let me design and build the house, holy shit i am fucking psyched.

I GET TO BUILD A HOUSE GUYS
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>>6503248
you arent pretty enough to hang with her
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>>6503246
post voice calling me cute and ill consider it
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>>6503190
i like it
i cant tell if meme man is in there or if im just hallucinating
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>>6503251
transbeans pls go
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>>6503247
>Faye getting clocked on film
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>>6503253
(puke)
>>
>>6503244
If I pretend I'm Jesus will you slob my knob
>>
>>6503235
i think she got ass?
you got pics? let's settle this
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>>6503253
what are you supposed to be?
>>
>>6503261
Rude
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>>6503260
why does her forehead go back that far, is that normal
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>>6503253
A name to a face with blowjob lips.
>>6503258
>Like spoilt sourdough
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>>6503247
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stop fucking posting threads on r9k im so doggone sick of it

r9k is bad enough as it is why do you girls have to come and shit it up even more?
>>
>>6503250
I'm not telling you what you are or are not, but I don't think people without some sort of gender issue would get that worked up about it.
>>
EATING SUCKS
PURGE WITHOUT RUINING MY TEETH W H E N
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I can't believe I burnt my future kin finger while drunk
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>>6503253
we letting chasers post in here now?
>>
>>6503264

I'm me!
>>
I don't get it, I just don't. I look at myself in the mirror and I look... pretty good. Nothing gorgeous, maybe not even pretty but feminine and cute.

THEN I take a picture of myself with my phone and I look like a disgusting ugly freak with pumpkin growth instead of a nose and horrible skin and too small pig eyes.

Is the fucking mirror cursed or something.
>>
>>6503273
Use a 2.5" diameter vinyl tube, newblet.
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>>6503269
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>>6503270
but we are literally r9k
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>>6503274
>future kin
Fucking phonespeak
Fucking finger**
>>
>>6503276
absolutelyfeminine.jpg
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>>6503270
i don't see a thread
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>>6503247
I read that as "we're fucking a camel later". I'm tired...
>>
i miss robin why did you guys have to dox her
>>
>>6503250
>YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME NIM
>posted by nim

You have no power over yourself? idgi
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>>6503278
omg google it you fucking nerd
there are tons of examples to explain this shit

for now, go take a pic with your shit zoomed in a bit then flip the picture over so it's more like you are used to seeing your face in the mirror
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>>6503262
bb, you don't have to pretend to be jesus for me to do that

>>6503268
>not getting turned on by the smell of man crotch
C'mon it's like the best thing ever
>>
>>6503290
you mean edgarino the scat fetishist
>>
>>6503278
Get a phone with a better camera, us an actual camera, or take your photos in better lighting.
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>>6503254
cool
I wanted to build a house when I was repressed, still do.
but like, I wanted to build it so I had somewhere to live where I could transition
but nobody would give me a loan despite an awesome credit rating

>>6503257
>i like it
yaaay :)
>i cant tell if meme man is in there or if im just hallucinating
w-who is meme man?
>>
>>6503290
She goes on kageshi alot.
I stopped going there after a 18 y/o banned me for saying I don't like my Nigerian neighbors..
B/c disliking people of a certain country who've stolen my shit 4 times in the past year is racist., Apparently.
>>
>>6503292
Google what? As in, what am I supposed to google? You just said "it"
>>
>>6503280
??
Idu
>>
>>6503288
im not talking about any single thread in particular right now

but you guys have literally posted mtfg threads on r9k, you post your stupid tier lists all the time, and i know for a fact that it's mostly girls from this thread that post all the tranny gf propaganda on there

i'm getting really tired of it and other robots are too, we've already asked nicely for you to stop and you don't listen, it's very frustrating
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>>6503289
I prefer elephants
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>>6503302
tell them to stop posting my pictures and i'll stop going then
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>>6503302
god fucking damn it anon.
grow a pair
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boobs when????
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>>6503302
>being this autistic
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>>6503302
shh just chop your dick off, it will be fine
>>
>>6503302
I keep making the threads because it annoys you and because they're fun for us.
>>
>>6503255
...i know... :

>>6503233
what kind of house!! i want one overlooking the ocean.
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>>6503297
dis boy
he is the mascot of my facebook meme page
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>>6503294
Maybe I associate it with the tape grin & them trying to shove my head down...
Subsequent fight for dominance
& Then me getting pissed b/c they're too rough..... it always comes with that smell.
Idk.
vag is my thing. The first week my own crotch scent started changing, I was the weirdo smelling myself and enjoying it.
Something about vinegar and sushi...
>>6503301
Shove it past your uvula like puke straw.
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>>6503306
im the one posting your pictures not them

can you post some new ones soon it's hard to keep neets on the hook with only a few
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>>6503316
oh, yeh he's in there
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>>6503317
×rapey grin×
Autocorrect
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>>6503302
I like them, it gives the really crazy ones a taste of no one caring about their fake drama in the real world, too many people live like one thread is real life
>>
>>6503253
Your lips look strange, I'm guessing it's lipstick; if you're going to wear it choose something in a color that fits you better. And maybe look into laser hair removal. Bangs would help with your forehead.

You don't look terrible though. No idea if taking estrogen alone like you plan will help, hope it will anyways.
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>>6503321
special
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>>6503320
why don't you choose a cuter trip to catfish with anon, i don't like my early transition pictures going around so much
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>>6503317
The bile and stomach acid will still touch my teeth and ruin them though?
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>>6503325
>too many people live like one thread is real life
w-wait you mean to tell me this ISNT real life?
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>>6503271
b-but John Hopkins doesn't do SRS and HRT for trannies anymore..

how can I justify this if the lead doctors of the world say this isn't real
>>
>>6503329
The tube to bypass.
>Shove it in your throat so it all goes through the tube & bypasses your mouth
>>
>>6503306
that's not fair at all they aren't going to stop posting your pics because they think you're cute, you shouldn't have posted cute photos on r9k to begin with, that's on you

>>6503307
i'm trying, that's why im standing up to you guys right now

>>6503310
being autistic isnt a crime

>>6503312
no

>>6503314
that's not nice

>>6503325
find a different board for that, that's not what /r9k/ is for
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>>6503328
because it makes you mad and you're cute when you're mad
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>>6503332
Because being gay was a choice in the 60's.
And mixed races couldn't piss together for fear of being beaten and raped.
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>>6503337
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>>6503302
>i know for a fact that it's mostly girls from this thread that post all the tranny gf propaganda on there
>Propaganda
It's a joke, you autistic shit. We don't want your kind, why would we try to deceive?
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>>6503317
See, as a submissive who likes it rough, I make a pretty strong positive association between the smell of man crotch and good feels, because I legitimately enjoy being forced down on it. Different strokes, personally I think vaginas are gross.
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>>6503340
cute!
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what should i watch after heidi?
this is everything i just downloaded
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>tfw America's next drag superstar
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>>6503332
Who care if it's real or not.
You know who are the most passable one? The kids from poor abusing families who just didn't care about 'safety' 'I loose muh privilege' or if being trans is real or not. They just did what felt right.

You want it? Get it!
>>
>>6503270
wait are you the anon that hates me?
>>6503335
where am i supposed to feelspost anon? one general and board isn't enough
>>
>>6503348
Your XXY is cute.
>>
>>6503343
i'm aware, that's why it's especially cruel, there are actually robots who think you stacies will actually give them the time of day just because you have feminine penises.

i know most of you are just doing it as a mean prank, but i also know a number of you are trying to get beta orbiters to buy you games on steam. either way it's unethical.
>>
>>6503348
you wouldn't even be in the top 50
>>
>>6503345
Don't get me wrong... I like boy dick as well...
Just not the smell or rubbing my face in it..
I'd rather be fucked without having to acknowledge what is about to happen
>>
>>6503358
hey can i get some betas to buy me games
i want mgsV and fallout 4
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>>6503335
>i'm trying, that's why im standing up to you guys right now

I dont really go to robotland, but you must realize that asking nicely for anything on 4chan will probably lead to the exact opposite reaction, which makes me wonder: are you here to invite us over to robotland senpai?
>>
>>6503326
Actually my lips are naturally like that.
Yeah laser hair removal is planned when I can afford it.
>>
>>6503353
yes that's me i told you to stop tripping

i hate all of you though
>>
>>6503253
This is uncanny valley territory.
>>
>>6503371
Why don't you hate me instead?
>>
jfc kageshi is hon central
>>
>>6503366
Come on, stay in character, ask for the latest Sims EP... :^)
>>
>>6503333
Oh fuck
Nice quads
And nice tip, this is great
>>6503347
Bubble gum crisis is the only one I've heard of, so that lol
>>6503348
I'm loving those lenses
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>>6503330
It's just fantasy an escape form reality
>>6503335
It's the crazy ones who do it, I just go there to post boobs if someone wants to see them.
>>
>>6503367
no that's exactly what i dont want

also to be fair no one on 4chan asks nicely for anything ever, i thought maybe no one had tried it yet

>>6503378
if you post on r9k i already do
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Rollercoasteeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>6503388
No but I fucking hate you already.
Go whine about your virgin mental disorders and the scary mean trannies elsewhere.
Either that or cut your dick off and join us b/c quite frankly... out of all these boys taking estrogen;
YOUVE BEEN THE BIGGEST, WHINIEST BITCH IN THE THREAD FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES.
>>
>>6503371
i don't know where to feelspost and tumblr is boring, it's just a bunch of picturse that make me sad. lolcow is full of stacies.
>>6503388
what makes me not a bot senpai?
>look like joey salads in that one vid
>soially inept
>don't like going outside
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>>6503210
fucking edie is not giving me attention even thought I am worshiping her ass
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>>6503386
this is going to sound pathetic, but EVERYONE I interact with offboard or irl Ive got to know here (except for my family)
its pretty much the reality I live in

>>6503388
hey you, I like you.
>>
>call police to stop my dad beating me up
>they don't do anything and yell at me for wasting time
>have a panic attack in public
>someone calls the police for some reason and they search me and then send me to a hospital for the rest of the day

ayy the police have some funny stuff going on lol
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>>6503396
Birrrrrdddddddd
>>
>>6503400
She does it for cash or bragging rights only, sorry bro.
>>
>>6503407
if i pay you 1k will you fug me
>>
is there anyone in the philly area that would want to fuck me tonight?
>>
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>>6503211
You're just mad for having shit taste, Heather
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>>6503358
Your hate-filled, stupid, misogynistic group deserves to be treated cruelly.
>>
>>6503398
first of all ive been here for like 10 minutes

second of all literally all ive done is explain my grievances, and ask (relatively nicely in comparison to how people generally act on 4chan) for you all to stop posting on r9k

ive yet to whine at all about being a kissless virgin, i save that for r9k, where it belongs, because i understand the rules and cultures of the different boards, unlike you guys

and let's be fair, a lot of you tranny girls ARE mean. at best you are just teases looking for beta orbiters, at worst you are malicious bullies.

also please dont yell at me
>>
>>6503089
t. 30+ manchild that pretends to be a girl on the internet
>>
>>6503399
i think i disqualify you desu
>>
>>6503413
I wont allow it. youre drunk and would regret it tomorrow
>>
>>6503408
s-so she a literal ho?
A golddigger born male?
I guess she really is transitioning to her true gender.
>>
>>6503422
I sorta figured someone would say that, and you're probably right
>>
>>6503399
i guess you can post on r9k as long as you dont make tranny threads
>>
>>6503419
It could happen to ~you~!
>>
>>6503416
>Autism counts slotted posting time afforded by mother
>YOURE LITERALLY STILL WHINING.
the effort you're putting into begging trannies to be nice completely implies your virginiy, bro.
>>
eight seven-seven three ninety-three

FOUR

FOUR

SIX

EIGHT!

remember that Comercial
>>
>>6503416
wow you have like turbo autism huh?
>>
>>6503416
I'm sorry for teasing and collecting beta orbiters but maybe if any of you weren't complete betas then I wouldn't have to do those things.
>>
>>6503416
>also please dont yell at me
MY FUCKING SIDES OMG
>>
>>6503422
thank you onee-chan...
>>
>>6503420
true af. i don't think i havea nything else makes me normo, but like bot+bot equals normalfagsx2?
>>6503428
i've never made them. i drop trip on mu to post my shitty music and get no responses. also, where is my obligatory beta orbiter? ;-;
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>>6503416
you're cute anon
i want to keep you as a pet
>>
>>6503416
>>6503436
He makes you look normal.
I'm sorry for ever being a meanie to you
I-i hhad no idea :(
<3
>>
>>6503436
Don't be mean to him u ass
>>
>>6503445
feed him hormones turn him into a girl?
>>
>>6503445
i wanna bully you while i stroke your hair
>>
can we stop being mean tio /r9k/ anon? he is trying to be nice to us, and he's new here.
>>
>>6503452
inject it, feeding it gives him the chance to spit it out
>>
>>6503427
>>6503443
<3
youre looking out for me, I am looking out for you, thats how it should be <3


>>6503416
I unironically find this extremely adorable.
>>
>>6503455
She's held too much composure.
>Confirmed closet tranny
>>
>>6503447
a-are you making fun of me? i'm not even close to being as autist as that guy

>>6503450
u were just mean to him tho??
>>
>>6503455
its the new tranny way, hate every cis male that comes into the thread and make society hate us even more

but its all okay to be catty bitches to everyone even though most here look like hons~!, cause we have rights!
>>
>>6503357

tfw ;-;

>>6503381

same, heterochromia realness bb

>>6503400

I'm sorry lol lots of ppl have just been insulting me so I haven't been responding much u know
>>
>>6503444
i thought I was your beta orbiter
>>
>>6503463
U can't do what I do baka
>>
>>6503462
jesus christ shut the fuck up
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>>6503452
i should, shouldn't i?
i should convert my rape dungeon into a feminization dungeon, locking up cute boys and forcing hormones into their system for my personal use
if i had the money to do that i would
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>>6503459
>tfw you will never have a cute r9k pet who you can turn into a girl and go shopping with
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>tfw Edie didn't delete her whole trip

>>6503419
>females don't grow up

I'm literally standing by one right now tho and she's the same age as me
>>6503416
Take estrogen, stay with us
>>
>>6503434
i dont understand some of what you are saying here but i can tell it's insulting and i don't appreciate that

>>6503436
not an argument

>>6503437
that actually is an argument but i don't think it's fair. how can they stop being betas if you guys keep dangling a carrot/feminine penis in front of their faces?

>>6503442
yeah laugh it up

>>6503444
alright well as long as you dont make tranny threads or exacerbate the tranny problem i guess you can keep posting on r9k, but if it becomes a problem you will be hearing from me again

>>6503445
>>6503460
nice try but i wont fall for it, you wont be getting any steam games from me
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Can I put my pee pee in any of you? or will you call that rape even though you want it and asked for it?
>>
>>6503470
plus you can give them computers and have them write code for you :3
>>
>>6503463
You fucking ruined it.
I was saying, after him, you're very much a normal person.
I know you being an aspie and all needs me to spell it out.
But I still see you as a normie after all this
>>6503469
A half trojan jew has literally nothing to do with any of this.
>>
>>6503463
> i'm not even close to being as autist as that guy
ha ha ha
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>>6503435
This sounds like an Aqua Teen joke.
>Hey, Shake, you remember that commercial? The one that at the end they say, they say:
>eight seven-seven three ninety-three
>FOUR
>FOUR
>SIX
>EIGHT!
>...
>Remember that Commercial?

>Oooh, yeah, that one..hehe.. classic.
>>
>>6503468
w-why not senpai?
>>
>>6503481
Fuck off baka
>>
>>6503472
I love rollercoasters. Does that mean I have an autism too?
>>
>>6503460
awh <3 <3
that's so sweet that you're legit making me cry

>>6503471
kit had this hysterical screenshot of someone mid-transition trapped in a cage naked under their bed
>>
>>6503473
>nice try but i wont fall for it, you wont be getting any steam games from me

lmao

>>6503487
:3
>>
>>6503458
? w8 wut? i never new i had one..........
>>6503466
wut
>>6503462
he's not, he's just nice and want's to preserve /r9k/ in it's like december, can't say i disagree with him
>>6503473
hmm, what about the tranny feels i post, can i post 'em, i guet what you want and i sorta agree with you. i don't know who makes 'em, but i don't think it's me or pizza tbqh. i respect what yr doing anon. stay radicool.
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>>6503332
There is a lot more to the story of why John Hopkins doesn't do those things than just that, if you decide to dig into it a bit. Read both the argument and the rebuttal below, then decide; maybe do some additional searching as well, they may not be the best sources but were ones I found right off that seemed okay.

The Argument:
http://www.wsj.com/articles/paul-mchugh-transgender-surgery-isnt-the-solution-1402615120

The Rebuttal:
http://www.slate.com/blogs/outward/2014/06/16/the_wall_street_journal_displays_shocking_ignorance_about_lgbtq_issues.html
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>>6503487
thats an old meme
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>>6503473
It's dangling in front of their faces for them to go and get it but instead they would rather do nothing and hope I continue to dangle it there.
Seriously, all one of them needs to do is take the lead a little but they act like I'm their mom and they want me to cook tendies for them.
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>>6503464
Think I'm going to lick some beta's ass because he believes my being a woman entitles him to it. Think twice. I'm long past giving a fuck about acceptability.
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>>6503485
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>>6503465
I don't want to insult you, I want to move into your pussy.
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>>6503484
>>6503484
BECAUs
https://clyp.it/cxmtwrac
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>>6503473
This post was so funny lol, I get why mtfg always bullies r9k boys now.
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>>6503490
In comparison;
Trannies going to pol, begging for mercy and kindly asking them to stop posting here because it hurts our feelings.
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>>6503481
pls illustrate all the ways in which i come across as autistic because i am 95% sure none of you had any idea until i said something

>>6503480
ty?
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>>6503499
that's not what he's doing i think. he's doing what /a/ does. preservation of culture.
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>>6503494
.......
I want you to be my fembro for life.
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>>6503473
i don't want any steam games
i just want a cute r9k pet to toy with
that's not so bad is it?
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Is mtfg an M or an S?
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>>6503496
This could actually be a smooth line
Try it like this
https://clyp.it/otvmzeta
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>>6503498
we dont bully them, they're cute >.<
they just hate us because they think we're bullying them
>tfw no /r9k/ bf
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>>6503504
neither
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>>6503496
>>6503496

r u cute
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>>6503501
It just makes me want to get hammered and post my time-stamped tits on r9k.....
So somebody with gift me a preorder of Skyrim & BioShock for the ps4
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>>6503492
and I'm a newfag

>>6503489
;___; *happy crying*

>>6503504
... M?
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>>6503504
FORGOT LINK
http://www.strawpoll.me/10658826
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>>6503503
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you kiwi
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>>6503500
>pls illustrate all the ways in which i come across as autistic
this is literally the most autistic thing you could possibly say
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>>6503511
desu they don't do that for me, either that or i'm so inept that i can't evern get one. i don't think they do that at all desu
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>>6503516
please don't
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>>6503402
>this is going to sound pathetic, but EVERYONE I interact with offboard or irl Ive got to know here (except for my family)
That sounds really really nice, desu. I'm jealous. I live in such a massive bumfuck that it's completely pointless to get to know anyone since they never live within 1000 km of me.
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>>6503445
Now Kiwi, you know that owning a beta is a big responsibility. Are you going to remember to feed him, and give him fresh water every day, and clean his cage at least once a week?
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>>6503507
I don't hate them, they are too limp wristed to gather that sort of reaction. It's just fun picking on and poking fun at them. Especially by posting vocaroos about Chad in their threads ;D
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>>6503363
>I'd rather be fucked without having to acknowledge what is about to happen
Why though? Shoving my face in a crotch is pretty much guaranteed to get me warmed up and ready to go. Idk if it's pheremones or what, but it's a pretty awesome form of foreplay.
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>>6503483
>I'M DIALING DOWN THE CENTER!
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>>6503503
>tfw no pet kiwi
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>>6503523
...just feed them phallic pieces of rubber & they'll cook for you!
>>
I'm 22 and relatively feminine in face. is it too late to transition now?
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>>6503530
you can pet me if you want anon
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>>6503522
>I live in such a massive bumfuck that it's completely pointless to get to know anyone since they never live within 1000 km of me.

Idk, the only one I see regularly irl is my bf, and Ive no rl friends apart from him, so I am not sure if theres so much to be jealous of

>>6503521
Ill protect you <3 ;~;
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>>6503531
>they'll cook for you!
>betas
>knowing how to cook

Please, it's well known they subside exclusively on their mother's cooking.
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>>6503532
after 16 it's the lottery.
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>>6503527
....
I like it gentle.
I like being caressed & loved & fawned over..
I like my whole body to be electric after an extended amount of sensual foreplay and grinding.
Idk.
The pheromones got me a few times at work... but I just had the drive to sit on them, rather than my face
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>>6503535
but can i fug you?
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>>6503486
Yes

...because you're on 4chan
You're dead inside if you don't like rollercoasters
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>>6503537
There mother doesn't feed them jelly dongs, put them in Victorian era frilly dresses & force feed the cooking channel on them, tho.
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>>6503536
pls protect me sophie
i'm scared of bully anon ;~;
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>>6503538
I must have a pretty serious gambling addiction then.
Even though I lost, I still think I can win
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>>6503536
I'm guessing I shouldn't go on grindr either?
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>>6503546
>>6503549

I can't spell or into syntax today.
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>>6503549
>I must have a pretty serious gambling addiction then.
>Even though I lost, I still think I can win
Thanks, that's a poetic way of putting what I also feel. I think I sort of have a chance.
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>>6503540
That's incredibly gay
>not wanting control
>not picking them up and throwing them where you want them
>not seeing the fear flash in their eyes when they realize how strong you really are
>not making them melt and open their legs for you

Women are so boring, I swear to god
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>>6503548
Shut up Kiwi you know our relationship work
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>>6503502
Well, I already have a pack. If you'd like to come with us to drink beer and catcall hoodlums at night for the lulz, you could join someday. Funniest part is, I'm the only one of us who's trans yet I'm almost the shortest. And not even all are lesbians.
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>>6503546
I wonder if there is someone with a fetish for tranny feet since I've had this weird desire to have my toes sucked for a while. I'm not that confident in my face, right now, but I am confident in my feet not being manly.
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>>6503551
yes v_v
seriously, dont do hookups. they might fill the void you feel for a few minutes, but youre going to regret this after even more

>>6503548
I will bbygirl ;~;

>>6503559
stop bullying kiwi or Ill bully you anon
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>>6503558
I was talking about fucking cishet ripped manlyboys, lezbro.

What you posted is completely the case for betas, soft boys, faggots, and women.
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>>6503540
>I like it gentle.
>I like being caressed & loved & fawned over..
Don't get me wrong, I do too, but I guess I prefer it to be a part of the aftercare, rather than the main event. Nothing quite like going at it like animals, being beaten and scratched up and verbally abused, then being cuddled, comforted and held close afterwards. Different strokes.
>>
>>6503564
>I wonder if there is someone with a fetish for
Yes.
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>>6503567
phien don't test me
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>>6503537
I'll teach them to cook and clean and be graceful, and once I collect enough of them I'll open a femboy maid cafe just like I've always wanted to.
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how does this pic make yall feel?
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>>6503569
Aftercare is I get bored of cuddling after 5 minutes of cooing while twitching with the afterglow... and then I'll cook you food.
>>6503562
:/.
I want that so bad.
...
>>6503564
>/R9k/
>>
>>6503580
I wish I had been introduced to trap anime sooner.
>>
>>6503567
I just want someone to fuck me senseless...
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>>6503558
Those two propositions aren't mutually exclusive. Well, last time I did that, it got a terf to call me a lesbian, but...
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>>6503575
Ill test the fuck out of you
you really wanna fight?

>>6503569
god damn it elanna, I am off drugs, but apparently still have the libido effects from all the prog, stop torturing me ;~;

>>6503580
I like this meme

>>6503586
thats incredibly unhealthy tho ;~;
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>>6503580
it makes me feel agp as heck
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>>6503588
Which one is you?
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>>6503576
>and once I collect enough of them I'll open a femboy maid cafe just like I've always wanted to.
Shit that's a brilliant idea...
>>
>>6503564
iktf
>tfw no boy to worship my feet
>>
>>6503588
>tfw smoking weed and drinking with a D.A.R.E. shit on
best feel
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>>6503580
Makes me wish I could meet middleage men on-line.
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>>6503580
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>>6503592
The table on the far left
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>>6503590
>weeb and nazi
>;-;
You are weak and your bloodline is weak.
>>
>>6503509
I'm uggo, but I have money. Does that make me attractive?
>>
>>6503576
>Hormones are bought by the pallet & written off as a company expense.
>>
>>6503601
I want a feels bad man pin for my backpack.
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>>6503600
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>>6503604
When she's working....
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>>6503594
ikr. Lately I've been drifting off and imagining what it would be like having a cool thing running across my soles, especially after a hot day.

Fuck I'm not sure if I'm agp or horny. Technically cis girls also have fantasies and those fantasies do involve licking and/or sucking, right?
>>
I still want to know how to think of mtfg
http://www.strawpoll.me/10658826
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>>6503580
Makes me feel like a /d/eviant tbqh

>>6503590
Sorry ;-;
I'm still riding the sex afterglow from yesterday.
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>>6503609
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>>6503607
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>>6503602
I am a pure blooded german, I am just going to blitz you and then youre going to end up in the oven fampai

>>6503615
;~~~~~~~~;
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>>6503616
>>
>tfw you're so ugly no one will fug you
becoming a girl won't help this
>>
>>6503613
Neither, I don't like causing pain and I don't like being in pain.
>>
>>6503610
How much does she make?
10k a week?

Dollface a 10/10 I want her to be my quee.
>>
>>6503604
>Does that make me attractive?
No but it means you can become attractive. If I had money I could fix my teeth, my weird eye folds and my nose. And also get light breast and butt implants to make my figure fill out more. And actually afford SRS...
>>
>>6503615
I Read this:
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_561baf08e4b0dbb8000f150f
>Curious:
tried it black again after putting cream in since 13.

I don't want cream anymore.
WELP.
>>
>>6503623
Iktf ;---;
Being a girl does nothing
No one wants ugly girls ;~~~;
>>
>>6503619
You're gonna end up in a mudslime harem in a few years based on where your country is going senpai
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>>6503619
I-I just want you to blitz my ass, senpai. You boyfriend can watch.
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>>6503617
>>6503622
SOP THIS
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>>6503612
Agp is a meme made up by an old fart.
There are fetishists tho but I wouldn't worry about it unless those thoughts define your entire being. Girls can have fantasies too obvi.
>>
>>6503613
Pretty much everyone here is at least a L. Do you know how bad it is to fit such a ribcage AND boobs in a M? Add shoulders if you don't go sleeveless and M isn't even remotely possible.
>>
>>6503613
whynotboth.jpg? Typically best subs make best doms and vice versa.
>>
>>6503622
Kill me.
>>
>>6503619
It's ok, I likely won't be having that issue for the remainder of the month...

...although I did pretty strongly hint to him that it might be fun to have sex on mdma in a few weeks
Fug
>>
>>6503630
But I don't want to become a girl, just fuck them.
Guys don't have to be beautiful.
>>
>>6503604

I mean idec about that stuff if I'm being blatantly honest, but if ur nice and I like ur personality then we good
>>
>>6503590
I don't really care tbqh...estrogen has made me really really horny and I'm having a hard time holding it back
>>
>>6503622
is that real? I don't believe that's real.
>>
>>6503632
I don't care too much about coffee but there's a particular bitter liquid I like a lot tho...
>>
>>6503622
Fug I wish I had some coffee now ;~;
>>
>>6503629
10k/ week?
Nah
At very very best 5-7k/month.. if she's putting in the work.


Why am I speaking for her. Fuck
>>6503646
>Trying to reel you in a white whale
>You spaghetti feels
>>
>>6503600
Is anime those neat chinese cartoons with the dragon balls and the naruto ninjas who don't look like ninjas ?
>>
>>6503649
Gentian liquor?
>>
New thread
>>6503650
>>6503650
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>>6503640
>Pretty much everyone here is at least a L. Do you know how bad it is to fit such a ribcage AND boobs in a M? Add shoulders if you don't go sleeveless and M isn't even remotely possible.
One word: corsets.
>>
>>6503622
the manga black flavor is the worst part
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>>6503634
with less than 5% sandpeople in the country while we control all weapons and all wealth? I am not sure I am going to live long enough to see the rise of the euromudempire

>>6503635
>I-I just want you to blitz my ass,
uhm, that might be pretty problematic considering my current situation ;~~;
>>
>>6503654
exactly
>>
>>6503655
cum

>>6503663
I said your boyfriend can watch.
You can use a strap-on or your hands or anything you want.
>>
>>6503659
Wanted it to be bible black?
>>
>>6503514
>no both option

really nigger?
>>
>>6503671
No, but black lemonade it's already troubling. If you make it manga flavor I really don't know what to expect. It could be Oyasumi Pum Pum or it could be Nichijou.
>>
>>6503667
May I suggest a broken beer bottle?
>>
>>6503667
but I am a turbosub anon...
>>
>>6503690
While I'd prefer enjoying it dying at her hands would be an honour.

>>6503699
I want you to try new things! It would be good for you!
>>
>>6502614
I found out the other day that this character in the op image is not in fact a toddler like yotsyba, but a young adult highschooler who cant be an adult.

No wonder everyone likes her.
>>
>>6503549
Have you seen me, my auction must be fucked.
>>
>>6503710
but not being the sub makes me super dysphoric ;_;
>>
>>6503743
At least try to be a hoagie, then...
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>>6503828
a hoagie? whats that?
>>
>>6503845
It's totally not a sub...
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>>6503855
I see what you did there.
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