Unstoppable Germany Edition
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soccer is dumb
>>6498106
indeed
>>6498106
Impossible Germany, unlikely Japan
i love quid <3
>>6498106
I approve, but I thought you hated the german team?
>>6498127
thats why I watch football
>>6498127
i heard you fug dogs senpai
Pienchen can I fly to Germany and fuck you?
>>6498127
Skype me back ufufu you meanie
>>6498132
Me too <3
So koonra has killed himself now right?
>tfw got called a slut because i wanted gift cards for food
i'm not a slut, i'm a good girl, i'm just hungry ;~;
>>6498136
She never does </3
>>6498126
The ones you make yourself. Get beads, metal wire and a set of pliers to get started...
>>6498149
beg /soc/
they will find you adorable
>>6498108
>A girl that acts like any other slightly socially awkward girl
I fail to see how I'm in any way cool, but thanks anon.
>>6498119
Yup! I'm excited
>>6498149
Nah you're fucking trash.
>>6498127
t. American
>>6498165
please anon..
you're crushing my heart
>>6498162
I must admit I am a bit jealous ;3
>>6498135
didnt you want to kill me 30 minutes ago?
I am so confused bby
>>6498126
pick 1
>try on makeup
>take pictures
>they're all hideous
When will this ride end?
>>6498181
I'm going to be honest...That was because I thought you were a straight dude, alright? I didn't think things through. And I'm stoned. But I might want to fuck you instead of kill you, I'm not sure yet. Pretty sure I'm more concerned with fucking right now.
>>6498188
Just get off the ride.
I've said it before but you're not gonna make it pham. Detransition.
>>6498157
They are my family ffs I can not hang out with them.
That is what people don't get is that when they say your tribe I am like you mean my family? That is what it is to me. It isn't some club or anything it is just a bunch of inbread retards who absorbed genes from other people. It is how i got stuck with mexican and kike genes too....
My mother and father are second cousins and they were trying to push me to marry one of my cousins at one point to keep our blood as pure as we could. It feels like I am a member of the injin targaryens. If I wasn't strile they would be encouraging me to knock up a cousin or some shit so I could make more people with enough of a blood degree ....
it is batshit I tell you ....
drunk watching hells kitchen
lol
fml
>>6498191
>thinking phie is a straight dude
How in the...
>tfw you like reading shitty book series
>>6498191
>I'm not sure yet.
you need to decide tho
>>6498206
probably cause I look like one :^)
>virgin
>no friends
>someone always posts that they'll be my friend when i make posts like this
>i lose their interest in 10 minutes
i just want friends and a gf
i think i wanna use this dick before i decide if i wanna go on hormones or not
>>6498201
You can hang out with both your tribe and non-natives if you're mixed race. If you're full blooded then yeah, you have to talk to them and convince them. They will listen if it's important to you. We should talk IRL, I might be able to help.
>>6498206
I just got here TODAY and was very stoned, alright? I was talking about killing Nazis and then phie replied to me.
who sad
>>6498212
Well, what do you want? Are you mainly into killing me or fucking me? Would you fuck me before or after you killed me if you had the chance?
>>6498153
Huh
That actually might be a better idea than buying something
She'd appreciate it way more if I made it myself
>>6498186
I've got a lot of ideas rn
I might try and get some info on what kind of stuff she already wears so I can narrow choices down
>>6498219
me
anon bullied me into a depression
>>6498167
fuck you anon, don't fetishize my defects
>>6498212
>straight
Even if you looked like a boy I don't see how it would be a straight one
DAY 3 OF NO ADHD MEDS
------------------------------------------
I'VE DONE NOTHING
I'VE DONE NOTHING FOR THREE DAYS
>>6498213
Hire a hooker duh
And if I can make skype friends anyone can. I'm literally the least popular person since Hitler.
>>6498209
wtf is wrong with that girl's face!???!?
>>6498213
you have take mine butt virginity anon
you cute?
>>6498224
>autistic
>got a girl pregnant
does not compute
headpat me!!
i like saying nice things to trips
it makes me feel really good, especially when they say nice things back
>>6498219
me desu
>>6498245
i love you for that anon!
>>6498244
/pats
>>6498241
she didnt say anthing about dogs
>>6498225
maybe thats why fags hit on me regularly before I transitioned ;~;
>>6498221
why would I kill you? I am so confused
>Would you fuck me
could we even do that properly? Ive a feeling you were FAAB which would make this pr hard
>>6498226
I went to the river, harvested some white sage, found a shit ton of halite, and picked some Daiseys for my kitchen
>>6498244
>>6498212
>you
>looking like a straight man
>acting remotely like a straight man
You score pretty fucking high on trutransometer
>>6498241
m-my fetish
>>6498256
what the fuck do you live in 1754
>>6498214
Nah I am not full blooded. My dad was born with blond hair lol .....
Just to be clear I am not ashamed of my hertigage and at times I embrace the culture. But other times I grow sick of it. Yes my tribe does have a cultural place for two sprits and it is why most of my family was accepting. I just don't like being considered an other to them though. I try to think of myself as a girl but they treat me as a two sprit.
also yeah if you want to talk maybe add me on skype if you have one. I have a discord account I never use.
>>6498236
It is a shitty game of thrones character. I am currently rereading A Song of Fire and Ice which is why I said I liked shitty book series.
>>6498239
some people handle autism better than others
shrug.gif
idk, i was a girly friendless faggot until freshman year of high school when suddenly i was attractive to everyone
>>6498223
don't listen to anons they are silly
>>6498248
me too desu
Should I do pizza, mexican, or sandwiches for dinner tonight? I'm leaning towards the first two but I can't decide between pizza and a good burrito
>>6498241
Was this during the canda day celebrations?
are you telling me there's actually people here that are into doggie shit too
i thought i was the only one that degenerate
>>6498241
>dogs imminently gets busy
good doges
>>6498201
I kind of know that feel. I mean, my parents were seriously pushing me to get a "local" girlfriend. Which with those silly endogamic tradition means a more or less distant cousin. Actually, everyone in my family tree are cousins of each other at some not so distant degree. But, hey, the ancestor that shows up the most is only seven times my ancestor. Could be worse.
>>6498272
you get headpats too
>>6498275
>i thought i was the only one
Your first mistake, you're never the only one.
>>6498255
Well, you know, diametrically opposed ideologies. I'm a libertarian socialist, you're fascie scum, you know...
Lol, no I'm AMAB. And even if I was FAAB, I'm a very creative and lusty person. I have all the tools to fuck in every way imaginable if I know which one my partner likes.
>>6498273
burrito
>>6498284
Honestly it doesn't make me feel better about fapping to it.
>>6498263
>Nobody believes I'm a demon
I also got a really rad chunk of black granite with a bunch of sparky bits I haven't I'd yet b/c I scrubbed it & it's outside drying.
Gonna put it under the lamp in my livingroom
>>6498222
Honestly, necklaces are easy as long as you stick to strung or wirework designs and don't get into actual metalworking. Only thing that's easier are earrings. Give it a shot.
>>6498280
where are mine headpats sheen
pls
>>6498280
give me headshoots
>>6498278
>imminently
i dont think u know how to use that word
>>6498294
here you go
>>6498295
NO
>>6498289
and did use the granite and daisies to create a +2 dex potion?
>>6498241
Wtf.
>>6498262
You're mentally broken.
But being in /mtfg/ says it all.
I bet you're the type that loves a good chaser to destroy all your holes and leaves you to sleep on the floor like the submissive animal you were bred to be.
>tfw hangover cuddles
>>6498238
u-uhh
i dunno..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1fwYDDJc78
holy shit these guys are the biggest assholes on earth
>>6498259
you think? :3
not sure if thats good for me though.
happiness often seems to be inversely proportional with trutranslevels
>>6498285
I actually have had friends and acquaintances that were commies or close to that, its not incompatible with my personality. I am not a hateful person
>I have all the tools to fuck in every way imaginable
hot!
Ive a bf though
I am still interested in the getting-killed deal though
>>6498304
>tfw hungover without cuddles :<
>>6498293
I'm gonna look into it! I want it to be nice enough to wear so if I'm gonna do it I wanna do it right
>>6498302
does she take the knot
>>6498304
y-yes senpai desu
HOW DOES IT SOUND WORSE DAY BY DAY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10nQkF4nkP0
>>6498301
N-noo
I AM drying the sage to mix with wormwood & burn tho
>>6498317
it doesn't, you're just more aware of little tics/things about it everyday
>>6498317
it'll get there
how did it used to sound?
>>6498308
I'm poly as fuck. You having a boyfriend is entirely meaningless to me.
Why so eager for death? Don't have the balls to do it yourself or what?
does having a neovag actually mean your physical sex is female, or should you still think of yourself as a male?
>>6498317
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HfWQynw0Ud
out hon my voice.
if i paid you 200 bucks would you let me slap you around and call you a slut
>>6498295
Slug a cute
>>6498308
It generally seems to be, but you also seem chronically unhappy so there may be a bit of a relation. That's actually probably the surest fire sign that I'm not trutrans.
A-also, I'd cuddle your hangover better if I could
>>6498331
What reason is there to think of yourself as a male? You have approximations of female anatomy. You likely have female sexual behaviour in terms of how you use that anatomy.
>>6498340
Nah suporn uses the ball sack more and makes it into a mesh
pretty much why I have to go to him because muh dik is pretty short.
>>6498304
>tfw nobody will ever headpat you
>tfw you will never cuddle with a boy
>>6498330
yw
>>6498341
yeh
>>6498340
*Inside out ballsack
>Having a dick is important to girls with genital dysphoria
>inb4 Girls
>>6498341
>>6498331
i don't think anyone here really thinks of themselves as male desu
but even if someone got a neovag, they would still have a prostate, no uterus, no ovaries, no tubes, no baby-birthing hips, ect
What is the difference between an AGP and a regular gynephilic
i'm not a slut am i?
please tell me i'm not a slut
>>6498355
>Not harvesting O- organs from your female siblings in their sleep
>>6498355
just kill me
>>6498209
TFW amy victoria visits game of thrones sets.
>>6498361
ur not a slut
>>6498361
God damn just get over it.
>>6498361
I haven't seen your genitals on here
No, you're not a slut.
>>6498365
I don't even get this
either one is better than me...
>>6498267
skypename loganridenour
>>6498369
thank you anon
>>6498371
not until you apologize
>>6498373
i hope i'm not
>>6498331
Ive no idea,
I still consider myself a man in a dress
>>6498327
we re not poly tho, and I wouldnt sleep with someone I havent known for a at least a few months
>Don't have the balls to do it yourself or what?
the thing itself is less of a problem, but it would destroy my bfs life and I love him too much.
>>6498355
>i don't think anyone here really thinks of themselves as male desu
I do. I realize it isnt healthy but I cant delude myself into thinking I am even close to a real girl.
>>6498347
>but you also seem chronically unhappy
thats an understatement ;~;
I am trying tho
>A-also, I'd cuddle your hangover better if I could
OMG <3 <3 <3
>>6498349
b......but sheen
i still haz peen
we can cuddle desu.
i will pat you, as long as you pat my head pls.
Welp it seems Italy has lost. Cheer me up mtfg
>>6498355
>tfw you go to normal doctors and they as you when you had your last period
I am like wtf
>>6498375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rEWHmK2X0A
here is the video so you can get the joke.
>>6498379
Nah it was justified.
Your calls for attention aren't making it batter.
>>6498367
>ywn get the hugg
>>6498385
>Not telling them your uterus fell out completely last time.
>>6498380
Yeah we should definitely meet up and talk.
Humans are anthropologically poly, it's not a hard sell for us.
>>6498386
you're a jerk
a big baka jerk
baka anon
>>6498385
i DON'T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE
>>6498391
Whatever. Check yourself pham.
>>6498355
>no baby-birthing hips
You could try that dodgy fat injecting surgery. No guarantees tho.
>>6498355
yeh, FTMs will have a stemcell dick n balls before we have a stem cell vaginal cavity.
we will still require SRS only they will implant our vaginal cavities instead of using the inverted penis skin or ballsack vagina
its about 50 years before a
>>6498361
nope
>>6498381
>i still haz peen
so do I but that doesn't make you a boy
>we can cuddle desu.
but I want to cuddle a booooy ;~;
I wont turn down a cuddle tho
>i will pat you, as long as you pat my head pls.
I would like that
*pat pat*
>>6498338
yes
i'd be your live in slave for a week for 500
>>6498390
>Humans also bashed each other's heads in with rocks for fucking the other tribes woman.; And then killed the woman.
Anthropologically
>>6498380
>I cant delude myself into thinking I am even close to a real girl.
You don't have to delude yourself that you're the same as cis girls, you're a trans girl, still a girl.
>>6498401
she was referring to the bones
>>6498380
>I still consider myself a man in a dress
idk. I don't see myself as a man in a dress, but I also i just don't know. I feel like I'm afraid i'll be deluding myself if I ever see myself as actually being a girl.
HRT has been nice to me I guess, and everyone seems to treat me as a girl. Still see myself as something of just a feminized male or something. fe'male short for feminized male should be a word alternative for """""""""female""""""" heh
>>6498391
Dude stop posting that forced cutesy shit. It's getting creepy.
>>6498406
I wasn't talking to you, bitch.
BALL SO HARD MUHFUCKAS WANNA FINE ME
BUT FIRST NIGGAS GOTTA FIND ME
So I've been one hormones for two years now and something EXTREMELY strange has begun to happen.
For some reason I STILL don't look like a woman have countless procedures, visits to stylists, makeup,etc.
I should note that I started a bit late, I'm 63. But Caitlyn Jenner looks so stunning!
I don't understand.
>>6498412
Public forum, newtrip.
>>6498411
but kiwi is a cute
>>6498420
>>/Theonion.com/
>>6498402
we can pretend desu
i am little spoon.
*pat pat*
>>6498420
it takes a lot of hard work to become a real woman/ sexy fucktoy like this
>>6498388
Maybe one day
>>6498106
>MFW no one pays attention to sass.
Why would anyone, tho
>>6498133
they're all bad
>>6498134
whoever said that is a god damn liar
>>6498136
i told u i might not ; ;
>>6498241
W-W-W-WOAH I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS
>>6498432
Sass is a cute.
>>6498420
Hormones work some times and for the most part they don't work. The only reason I get asked about my period is because I have an F on my ID
>>6498385
I get that asked everytime I get E levels with my blood tests. I think it's just procedure. Wouldn't be so ridiculous if they didn't have my fucking birth name and sex right on top of the form. And yet it takes a lot of explaining every fucking time. Actually, that's one thing getting my full ID change could make even more awkward.
>>6498435
Ur a cutie 2.
>>6498429
>i am little spoon.
o-oh
I am a giant I know but I want to be little spoon ;~;
I think I'll just go back to bed
>>6498437
I get asked to consider T injections
:(
>>6498437
>tfw they just sarcastically ask me if I've lost blood from anywhere
>>6498431
>>6498388
>>6498436
What were the req's in your state to change the marker?
>>6498390
>Yeah we should definitely meet up and talk.
about what fampai?
>Humans are anthropologically poly
I am not poly at all, and neither is my bf. Loyalty is extremely important to us.
>>6498400
>We don't have to meet in person to talk outside of 4chan
true
>And I have no interest in killing you.
awww :<
>>6498407
I didnt go through hell for 4 years to be something inbetween tho
>>6498410
pretty much how I feel. its just never enough
>>6498433
you just think that cause you dont have a team that actually wins sometimes
>>6498432
youre my favorite tho!
#teamsass!
someone tell me im a girl please
hi girls how is everyone rn??
>>6498456
You're a wizard Harry
>>6498456
we're boys
>>6498456
I'm a girl please
Fuck I just feel empty.
>>6498463
California?
>>6498456
you're girl
>>6498457
i am bad
are you doing any better kit??
best part of not living in an apartment,
You can fuck on the balcony completely undesturbed.
>tfw she's off ordering pizza while you touch up your makeup for later
>>6498464
lol same
>>6498457
>>6498467
yes commiefornia but I will be forced to go into exile soon because of the gun laws. I got all my documents changed though so whatever state I will move to I will be legal female.
>>6498463
But there's no reqs for what that treatment is, they just sign the form
>>6498452
Wie alt bist du?
wir sollten sprech über die Politik und unser Leben
>>6498469
faye does she know you're dating her to spite edie
>>6498469
>/Romance
>>>Condition set:
>>Off.
You've been posting this crap for 3 days.
We get it, you munch box
Have her lick your butt
>>6498475
From what my doctor told me you need to be on hormones.
>>6498452
>I didnt go through hell for 4 years to be something inbetween tho
But you did go through hell for 4 years to still be a man?
How is that better?
>>6498471
thanks anon !!
>>6498468
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
im ok slug !! i just finished work so its rly early here rn. im prob going to go to sleep soon tho. im sad that you are bad tho ;~~;
>>6498475
Fuck, I just have to have "x" surgery, permanent lasting, towards transition.
Could even be ffs.
>>6498452
>I didnt go through hell for 4 years to be something inbetween tho
I mean you knew this from the get go. You've transitioned to be as close as you can.
Also those 4 years of hell might've had something to do with your doctors fucking up a lot.
slug x kit OTP
>>6498485
>tfw it has been five years on hrt and I still look like a dude.
>>6498442
i am 6'3 tho
we can alternate to be fair
pl0x
whatever happened to bexe?
>>6498457
im drunk
hello
>>6498495
FFS and skin bleaching will clear that right up
>>6498464
Lol, eat something.
>>6498500
hi Rukako
>>6498502
>The only thing I've been eating the past 2 days
>>6498495
Actually, you don't. Issues you have with passing probably come from something else than just looks.
Kind of random, but i thought about it... Many of us cycle their mone doses to simulate a natural womans menstrual cycle, but meanwhile those women use the pill to skip their menustration and achieve stable estogen levels.
Doesnt it occur anyone else how weird this actually is?
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/quidasaurus r8
>>6498506
Transchipmunk?
>>6498476
26
not sure if thats a good idea, I am pretty miserable rn, Ill just suck all positivity out of your life
>>6498485
its not. If I could go back in time, I wouldnt transition again.
>>6498490
>Also those 4 years of hell might've had something to do with your doctors fucking up a lot.
yeah probably,
but even if I wasnt crazy, Id still be a tranny
>>6498510
>Many of us cycle their mone doses to simulate a natural womans menstrual cycle
no?
who would do that, and why
>>6498512
The tequila ones are my fave.
But yes probably.
I quite literally gathered stones & foliage for the inside of my house today.
.....
>The squirrelly
>>6498506
Ugh i want to live with you and eat quality chili lime pistacchios in our underwears while the days of summer get shorter
>>6498511
>https://www.okcupid.com/profile/quidasaurus
7.5/10
You do me next
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Philanthropia
>>6498486
so you aren't sick anymore?? thats good
have fun being asleep
>>6498492
gay
>>6498514
Well admittedly its been a while since i was here but wasnt there some talk about this a while ago?
>>6498510
>Many of us cycle their mone doses to simulate a natural womans menstrual cycle,
i thought people only did with progesterone specifically
>>6498480
I'm in love
>>6498481
The law says its up to him so technically he's right
>>6498477
Uhm yah I've been dating the upper middle class 5'2 Asian cis girl with a college degree and a career for two years to spie Edie because I'm upset about the two dates we went on before she spent three months straight sitting alone in her room masterbating and playing over watch. :p
I guess you're asking if she knew about Edie, yes we talked about it before during and after, and she looked at our texts, sometimes while we were talking.
>>6498510
Cycling HRT is totally pointless unless you're crazy enough to want to experience something PMS-like. No uterus and ovaries to regulate, so it's just nonsense.
>>6498510
tfw intersex
>>6498528
did u ever watch edie on chaturbate
>>6498514
I'm 24. We're both still too young to have our minds made up about such things. Be open to new ideas. Especially if they're sexy, fun and intelligent ideas.
I was raised by a cynic and have been a cynic for many years of my life. Over the last year I've become fully self-actualized and reached inner peace. My positivity is infinite.
I'm ranking all Kanye West songs from worst to best
>>6498519
Silly sass,
I'm writing to you from hell.
>But I'd really like that.
>>6498528
You cucked her twice...
>>6498499
Did you get the clay? I got a notification saying it was delivered
>>6498509
like being a lazy beaner jew who never worked on her voice
>>6498520
I wonder if anyone here has stumbled upon my profile yet, to be honest...
>>6498539
good quid
>>6498528
how does it feel that everyone you've tried to befriend here wants nothing to do with you anymore?
>>6498520
idk 8/10
>>6498530
Suuuure. Another transgirl claiming to be intersex to feel better about herself.
Move along, nothing to see here.
>>6498521
>gay
but I thought you were a boy
i need an official list of trip couples
HOLY CRAP SAINT PABLO IS ON SPOTIFY NOW!!! IT'S NOT TURBO GRAFX 16 IT"S ON THE LIFE OF PABLO NOW CHECK IT OUT!!!!!!!!!! https://play.spotify.com/track/1o0kWPueYo94LIjPYOE5Nf
>>6498549
ok you got me there
>>6498509
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NyDgMzeWR4
>>6498542
p much
>>6498550
anon x anon is all you need to know, they are the cutest
>>6498548
Lmao have you seen my charts
higher E than cis girls without hrt desu
>>6498553
nah you were right desu its suuuper gay for two girls to kiss and hold hands and stuff
is it gay to be a lesbian
>>6498536
I am unsure if youre trying to meme me
mid twenties is pretty old for a tranny
I am not oping to being a slut, my bf is my first serious relationship and I hope he eventually asks the question
>inner peace, positivity
oh god I wish I could get that v_v
>>6498562
the gayest
>>6498561
yeah
i'm not a girl tho
>>6498562
no its lesbian
>>6498514
>If I could go back in time, I wouldnt transition again.
What would you have done instead?
Tried to repress for the rest of your life?
Killed yourself?
The former, then the latter?
If you could go back and transition at like, 12, would you?
>>6498563
>mid twenties is pretty old for a tranny
JUST
i got my personal pan garden pizza
the delivery guy called me miss even though i haven't showered since last night and my hair's a knotty mess
my life is miserable
>>6498560
I havent, but i have seen so many girls here claim intersex that i just dont belive it anymore. I wont belive it until you post your dna test and stuff here.
Also, dont do that.
In other news, i went out completly fem for the first time, ofc not passing since still no mones, but it felt great. Even got a dude say this awkward flirty hi to me. Aw yeah.
>the no stasis chamber to cryo-sleep in while body gets shapelier, bones become malleable again, & skin heals flawlessly, only to emerge near cis 4 years later on a tranny populated explanation with a ban on hons strongly enforced.
tfw ill never bear a child :(
>>6498570
>mfw slugu modifies your meme
>>6498575
but none of that sounds like bad
>>6498580
Exoplanet
Fuck you autocorrect
>>6498563
I don't think it's old at all. I'm still VERY young and plan to live much longer. To me it's very young.
I can teach you how to get the same inner piece and positivity I have. We really don't have to fuck to just talk, lol.
>>6498557
Yup. Voice could probably have something to do with that...
>>6498572
>What would you have done instead?
benzos and opis for a year or two and then death probably
no point in repressing.
>If you could go back and transition at like, 12, would you?
I am torn. Id still not be a girl, just a slightly better fake, not sure if thatd be worth it.
>>6498574
I am sowwy bby ;_;
>>6498585
i just feel gross and don't appreciate being called a girl when i feel all sweaty and knotty haired and gross
>>6498586
>tfw you spent all of yesterday looking for ways off of this rock
>all mars spaceship technology is 50 years away and $500 billion minimum
>>6498575
>knotty
>>6498584
>>6498594
but all girls get sweaty and knotty haired and gross
my hair is nothing but knotty ._.
>>6498595
Sure. But hookers with three boobs? Totally worth the wait.
>>6498589
yeah I told you I don't pass and I have a trucker voice.
>>6498604
Yeah but you're not a girl.
>>6498602
>baby looks so happy
>mom looks so happy
>tfw will never be a mommy with a cute baby
>>6498585
>>6498604
idk it just doesn't feel like it was genuine
>>6498608
oh
I forgot
>>6498608
So? Neither is kiwi, arguably less than butterball.
>>6498607
I've met cis girls with more trucker like voices than yours. Granted, most of them are truckers.
>>6498545
It doesn't affect my life, and all of that has had sexual undertones, which can get messy
>>6498540
It's not cucking if she knew
>>6498535
I came on once or twice and rooted her on a bit, I don't like porn tho so not really my thing
>>6498600
Can you not? There are innocents around.
a trap fucc with a tite tucc gives u the succ
a trap fucc with a tite tucc gives u the succ
>>6498621
you should do your own porn
>>6498625
i need dis
>>6498617
shut up I am a dude for all intents and purposes.
I am going to go grow a beard and live out in the woods. Maybe shoot my funs wildly in the air. I don't pass for shit so why not.
>>6498621
That's exactly fucking cucking.
>Willingly letting your Gf grind/hump/snog/date other people and not being 'poly'
Do you honestly think she wouldn't let you do it all again? With someone else.
Also, you were totally in a poly relationship if you're saying you were dating both her and Edie at the same time.
Or you just cucked her.
Pick your excuse but you're dating a doormat, bro.
How would you feel if your beloved Edie did that to you after a month of dating?
You cucked an Asian.
>>6498598
I saw :3
>>6498588
I feel like christmas cake desu
>I can teach you how to get the same inner piece and positivity I have
probably not, but Ill let you try if you actually want to
>>6498622
>Can you knot?
>>6498636
>I feel like christmas cake desu
you have a boyfriend
you literally can not be christmas cake
>>6498619
One of the designs considered in the 1960s was actually to explode thermonuclear weapons behind the spaceship and ride the blast wave to Mars. I'm not even joking they actually started building this until exploding nukes in the atmosphere got banned sometime in the 1970s.
>>6498631
Hey, I thought I could. But even with facial hair that usually was something in between Lemmy Kilmister's and Wolverine's, I still was routinely gendered female by anyone who didn't actually look at my face, so... passing as a guy is not that easy either.
>tfw you're ugly
never gonna find love desu
>>6498635
I mean... Ok I kind feel bad for my gf when you put it that way, butttt I wouldn't have done it if she wasn't ok with it, she actually broached the subject saying it was ok before I left
>>6498626
I kind do for you guys and r9k
>>6498648
become a wizard anon. you are destined for this
>>6498645
project orion
they got as far as a proof of concept
>>6498649
delete this
unless you're gonna let me come over
>>6498649
Mommy!
>>6498651
So close yet so far.
>>6498642
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10FjAjjpToE
>>6498647
No I pass as a dude all the time. Everyone is like what is up dude.
I am going to go wrestle bears now.
bye
>>6498649
you should cuck your gf again by riding a dudes dick cowgirl style as he kisses your neck, breasts and lips
>>6498602
y u du dis desu?
what does mtfg think of non-binary people?
just asking here since this is the only active thread and its somewhat relevant
im biologically male and i dont really feel comfortable as either male or female, so im trying to be more androgynous. im transitioning, but just hrt and maybe some stuff like ffs later on
i want big boobies like faye
>>6498672
better than men worse than women
>>6498640
I am still unmarried though
>>6498642
nobody wants christmas cake after the 25th, same with women :^)
my skype is FieseOmaMitHut
i want big boobies like faye
i want big boobies like faye
i want big boobies like faye
>>6498683
Just inject enough E to lactate for a year & risk prolactinomas.
>>6498672
Fine with them as long as they don't spout nonsense that's actively hurting trans rights. Like asking for fantasy genders on ID when that fucking line should go away altogether.
>>6498649
absolutely feminine
>>6498691
i have a worse one, faye has to post dick or else i won't post it
>>6498698
wait i got that wrong. if faye doesn't post her dick i'm gonna post it. can provide 10% of the image as proof
>>6498695
>Like she's gonna leave you if you force it on her
>Like she'd even leave if you hooked up with boys on Grindr
OK, I'll stop. I'm just being mean now.
But Srsly, you're missing out
>>6498695
yes pls mommy
If i eat all this will i get big boobs like faye?
>>6498701
No one wants to see that middle-aged losers dick.
>>6498686
I know taking a stupidly high dose of E will put you at a high risk for breast cancer, but will it actually make your boobs grow a lot compared to a normal dose?
>>6498707
Filtered.
>>6498691
>that jaw
>that nose
>those glasses attempting to hide a masculine face
literally the only thing faye has going for her is her massive cow tits, how do you guys not see this?
>>6498707
Joining the thicc quest funs? :3 qt
>>6498695
papa's in the house!
>>6498709
No
Not usually, anyway
Its genetics+fat dependent how much they grow
>>6498709
She induced faux pregnancy, along with other drugs.
The E played a part...
As did drugs to induce lactation & P.
>This is my plan for March 2017 & will do it for 9 months
>>6498717
BO IN THE HOUSE
>>6498709
It'll make them grow faster
>>6498716
im just spoiling myself with good food while my family is on vacation and I'm home!
>family has big tits and asses on both sides
>still too scared to do mones
I know I post this shit everyday but I'm so frustrated with my cowardice.
I'm even too scared to go counseling in case my mom catches wind of it.
>>6498681
I think that's people aren't cakes.
>>6498723
And tooblier
Snoopyboobies
>>6498707
what in the fuck is that on the right?
is that literally just cheese and tomatoes on tortilla chips? what the fuck is wrong with you grace
>>6498709
>but will it actually make your boobs grow a lot compared to a normal dose?
no, taking stupid amounts of E is actually pointless because if you take too much your body starts converting it into testosterone. Your boobs don't magically grow an entire cup size by overdosing on estrogen. if you want your boobs to look nicer, add progesterone
>>6498707
it would be extremely painful
>just made orange chicken for a bunch of dudes while baked off my ass
maid outfit when?
>>6498731
How much is too much? I'm currently on 4mg
>>6498733
She's a Big Girl
>>6498735
AGP
>>6498738
agp is easy as one two three
>>6498740
Oh, right. We should be posting your more recent photoshopped pictures.
>>6498720
How to induce faux pregnancy?
I know some cis women say their hip bones got wider during pregnancy; could an induced faux pregnancy have the same effect?
>>6498731
No. Excess testosterone gets converted to estrogen, but not the other way around.
>>6498736
you have to get your blood levels tested. ideal is 140 - 240 pg/ml
i take 4mg too though and i'm fine. some people need 8, some need 6, some only need 4
>>6498740
did you have a specific diet/supplements for those tiddies or was it just luck
>>6498731
those are nachos you autist
yeah they are shit nachos
but still nachos
>>6498740
>good girl
:)
i love u mommy
>>6498731
>because if you take too much your body starts converting it into testosterone.
nope, only works the other way around
>>6498751
I did but they are being very difficult about handing over the results. I'll go back there on Monday. Fucking NHS.
>>6498748
Well you see I have to fuck you until your body gets the message and begins creating your womb.
It takes a while though. We'd have to get pretty hot and sweaty.
Here it is so far
>>6498755
I'm getting irritated at the amount of autists here to be honest... where can I go to talk with transgirls and not a bunch of autistic boys?
>>6498765
this
>>6498765
i just pretend to be autistic to fit in desu
how do i get a qt transgirl mommy gf
>>6498769
I'll be yours if you're willing to wait 3 years
>>6498771
i love u quid
>>6498765
I'm not autistic.
>>6498731
>is that literally just cheese and tomatoes on tortilla chips? what the fuck is wrong with you grace
Yeah they sucked, I'm gonna get the chips and guac instead of nachos next time
>>6498733
It isssss, my belly
>>6498740
>Probably?
Oh sweet
>>6498771
>There's a chaser out there named quid
>>6498773
whats in three years?
will you be qt with big boobies for me to suckle?
>tfw people like your shitposts
great feel
>>6498778
t. Salty beta fat autistic neckbeard virgin chaser
>>6498778
>boyfriend
>boy
gross
>>6498786
>tfw ur a shitposter
:)
>>6498785
i still gotta transition all the way
o-oh I thought I just sang you to sleep
>>6498788
>qt
hmm...
>>6498792
im still awake mommy
come cuddle me!
>>6498790
: )
>>6498796
but anon you're too big for that now
this is how you use a spiro bottle
https://unsee.
cc/redoguti/
>tfw mtfg is like this because we never had a female childhood
>>6498795
pls no bully
Runaway
Saint Pablo
So Appalled
POWER
I Am A God
Jesus Walks
Ultralight Beam
Niggas In Paris
Gone
Mercy
Through The Wire
F.M.L.
Waves
Who Will Survive In America
We Don’t Care
Wolves
Blame Game
No More Parties In L.A.
30 Hours
Spaceship
Dark Fantasy
Gorgeous
Pt. 2
Fade
Barry Bonds
Hell Of A Life
Pt. 1
I Love Kanye
Bound 2
Silver Surfer Intermission
Famous
Facts
>>6498807
no im not... please just hold me and let me put my head on your chest
>>6498811
cis girls bicker like this all the time though
>>6498809
won't there be plastic fumes
i'm cute, pls don't be mean /mtfg/ it is very rare that i actually feel this way
>>6498825
no, your not heating the plastic ya dingus
>>6498826
i love you <3
>>6498826
You are a kike and should be gassed.
Who else is a kike tranny in these threads so I can encourage them to leave too?
>>6498819
okay but just until you fall asleep
shhh...shh..
>>6498753
It's probably just because I grew breasts as a kid.
>>6498834
I'm a black tranny. A-am I going to be gassed t-too?
>>6498829
<3 thank u quid
>>6498841
excuse me
>>6498826
>posts photos before her drug binges
>nothing recent
>wants us to believe
>>6498836
Thanks mommy...
Zzzz
>>6498842
Yes you are.
Your dindu genes are no where near human levels of IQ. Look if you would just read the bell curve you would know blacks are build psychically for work, but no where near mentally capable. Maybe you can work manual labor but your genetics keep you from being truly a modern human.
>>6498854
>tfw faye cant be your mommy because she is only a year older than you
>>6498852
>nothing recent
>>6498855
Kill yourself, dumb bird.
i want dick in me
>>6498854
*robs your house*
>>6498862
ride your room mates dick
>>6498859
I'm sorry but that doesn't look like a woman. Close but not quite.
>>6498859
I see what dates you opened and saved them on your macbook, would you like me to open them with today's date?
These are all old ones I saw before you stopped tripping
42 songs ranked so far out of 100+
whatchu think i got baller taste don't i
Runaway
Saint Pablo
So Appalled
Monster
All of the Lights
POWER
I Am A God
Diamonds From Sierra Leone
Jesus Walks
Ultralight Beam
Devil In A New Dress
Niggas In Paris
New Slaves
Gone
Mercy
On Sight
Through The Wire
F.M.L.
All Falls Down
Waves
Who Will Survive In America
We Don’t Care
Wolves
Blame Game
No More Parties In L.A.
Lost in the World
Frank’s Track
30 Hours
Spaceship
Dark Fantasy
All of the Lights (Interlude)
Gorgeous
Pt. 2
Fade
Barry Bonds
Hell Of A Life
Pt. 1
I Love Kanye
Bound 2
Silver Surfer Intermission
Famous
Facts
>>6498872
how the fuck is that even possible, i didn't even take these until i came back
>>6498862
Want my dick in you?
>>6498879
Time stamp shut me up, takes about 15 seconds
>>6498876
I'm not kidding.
>>6498881
sorry wrong thread
plug.dj/mtfg
>>6498893
but I'm already a cutie...
>>6498893
Liar.
>>6498882
eh lets see it
>>6498902
Because I'm on fucking 4chan, faggot.
>>6498907
No, it's not pretty yet. I start HRT in 2 weeks and it'll be pretty after a couple months.
>>6498885
>>6498917
you're beautiful hon
>>6498918
so ru
Holy shit I'm terrified right now. I have no clue what's going to happen to me.
>>6498918
>>6498922
did you talk to your parents?
>>6498922
>cryptic attention-seeking post
We /facebook/ now
>tfw Tod Howard tells you sweet little lies
>>6498933
dubs confirm that todd is a hack
>>6498927
I don't have to. They told me previously they would not let me back.
>>6498933
>ywn climb todd's mountain
>>6498932
fuck u shak
hello everyone
>>6498937
just ask them ffs
>>6498917
I really want to pinch your cheeks for some reason.
>>6498947
They know I'm going to be homeless. Ice told them. If they cared they would have said something.
My room mate who kicked me out told me to ask my parents too. Everyone just assumes they'll take care of me, but I've used up all my chances with my parents.
>>6498917
>714
eww
>>6498955
>no social housing for the homeless
>>6498933
>>6498958
There are like, centers or whatever. But everything i read about them is terrible. They have a dinner and bed curfew basically, making it sort of difficult to do other things besides be homeless.
>>6498967
Get a job bum.
>>6498967
Here in Glorious Britannia if you are homeless you just pop into your local housing office and they give you a flat (apartment) for life at bargain basement rent.
>>6498957
lol at least i didn't grow up in the 909
>>6498970
fuck that, id rather sofa surf than live in a council flat
I need attention or I will literally die please Dx
>>6498985
(You)
>>6498970
Good luck with that in the future. With everything falling apart you'll be lucky for them to throw you a sleeping bag in a few years.
>>6498997
that man on the right is hot af
>>6498997
Not my thing desu. The only guys I like are femboys.
>>6498980
yeah that was the old me, kinda embarrased about myself for it
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=909er
>>6498148
thats mean. she's probably off passing with her new extensions
>>6498997
FEMBOYS ALL THE WAAAAAAAAAAY
>>6498997
their tits are bigger than mine ;(
>>6498213
you'll keep changing until someone likes you
that happened to me a few times
its like donkey kong country
>>6498997
That they're hot, of course.
>>6498997
The right one is dreamy. Left one is aight and shouldn't have shaved is chest.
>>6498985
we all just want to be a pretty girl. they get all the good attention
>>6498955
Where are you located? I'm sure /mtfg/ would love to live with the best trip for a bit.
>>6499023
I live in san antonio, texas.
But also i suck, so...
>wakes up after 16 hours of sleep
UP UP DEGENERATES ITS TIME TO POST DOGGIES
>>6498997
they look like douche bags
thank you so much based anon
>>6499028
Red lives in Dallas.
You suck but so does everyone else.
Yr also funny and uplifting and cute
>>6499028
i wish i could take you in
>>6499003
Dude I was in Huntington beach a few weeks ago and I saw some white dude with a 909 tattoo on his fucking chest and I was like wtf.
I still don't know why people go by area codes over here.
I am 626 and shit and eat a shit load of chiese food
661 representing yo up here in Santa clarita
I go to other places and people are like oh cool weird area code I don't know.
>>6499047
ya
>>6499028
>san antonio, texas.
you could come live with me, but I'd be raping you most of the day
>lost 5 lbs in 1 week
I'm going to do it!
>>6499047
spooky scary skeleton
>>6499032
ok
>>6499054
wow way to go fatboi
>>6499047
I could go dig out the nude one you posted on /cd/ once.
but fuck it I have better things to do. I need to go workout in a min then go out and get everything confirmed and book some tickets yo.
>>6499028
I might move to phoenix because we commiefornia gun owners are being exiled. If I do I am pretty sure I am going to have a nice three bed room house to myself. Well one of the bed rooms will be a gun room.
>>6499060
>I could go dig out the nude one you posted on /cd/ once.
lol the one that's like 3 years old? i have posted it here before
>>6499057
I always weight myself in the morning after taking a pee desu
>>6499064
W-why would you post nudes of yourself....? I actually don't understand in the slightest...
>>6499066
>Is there any way for you not to rape me.
I could molest you all day
>>6499064
It is still cuter and I think hotter than the one you posted right now.
>>6499058
I swore I saw that dog while on acid once.
>>6499066
I should know by in about two weeks. I am either moving to washington(unlikely) or phoenix soonish.
>>6499072
fucking newfag
Is korra still around?
>>6499047
yes it does, rachel
>>6499077
honestly I hate arizona and the only thing I like about it is that I have a job lined up that pays well and a house I can live in where I only pay utilities.
That is why I much rather move to washington despite the gun laws being worse than arizona.
>>6499079
Haven't seen her all day
>>6499077
>Any way you could not touch me
mmmm no sorry I'll be touching you all the time
>>6499076
.__.
>>6499079
don't worry, he'll be back soon enough to play pretend and roleplay all of you being his little sisters
>>6499084
Alright was just curious if she'd been around recently, saw some bad korra cosplays at anime expo and wanted to tell her about it
>>6499087
bitch nigga
>>6499091
Are you okay over there anon? Here's some attention.
>>6499080
ty anon
>>6499088
>almost 30 year old meathead with a fetish for little sisters pretending to be a female cartoon character
A U T I S M
>>6499094
Are you okay over there? Here's some attention.
>>6499097
can i pretend to be an anime
>>6499099
sir there's a negro in your room
>>6499099
Is that korra in the background?
>>6499102
> not having a negro in your room
>>6499102
guess we found korra
>>6499106
>Are you cute at least
I'am an overweight asian-black-native american mexican midget, so no
>>6499112
no one likes black people who knew
>>6499114
Well at least i can beat you up
>>6499123
>Well at least i can beat you up
you can't
>>6499123
when i move in august i could probably have you live with me
but that's not for another month ;~; sorry
I MIGHT HAVE THE MEGA MILK GENE
>>6499074
>>6499077
I live in washington.
I'm nice and have a gf and a cat.
Will house for a month if you clean and cook
pic related, i want all the trannies right here with me
>>6499129
quit trying to steal my live-sex doll!
>>6499099
red nails are cash
>>6499136
What happened?
Have your boobs been growing?
How to not be ugly & undesirable?
>>6499151
show butt
>>6499058
glasgow dog
>>6499149
state. idk should i post my email really quick and then delete it?
or fake email?
>>6499152
a bit
the only problem is that my ribcage is like a triangle and they're off growing in separate directions
>>6499159
>that ghost on the window
spooky
>>6499153
suicide
>>6499163
Just email me.
>[email protected]
mtfg porn; Sonic; 756CAE7
>>6499174
that doesnt really look like sonic to me
>>6499173
i'm nervous
it kills me that shes at ax and i literally can't go because going around a convention in crutches or a wheelchair isn't fun.
Oh well at least I have random internet videos and music and peeps to talk to in the internet.
Oh, and why the fuck would the ban on transgender foot troops be lifted?
Honestly its unsafe for them, its like people are so absorbed in M-MUH RIGHTS that they dont even care about personal safety or the intelligent decision.
mfw butterflies in my stomach :3
>>6499195
hi isla
>>6499164
:(
Yeah, unless I somehow manage to get mega milks, my ribcage is probably gonna make my boobs look wideset too.
And I'm not sure what boob genetics I have. Some women in my family are small, while others are on the large side.
>>6499190
I'm not even scary
>>6499198
hi anon
>>6499202
yeh it is a bit of a problem
everyone in my family is d to e, so I'm hoping they'll get big enough that I can just stick them into a pushup bra and have magical cleavage
>inb4 they stop growing right now and never grow again
>>6499197
but y tho
>>6499118
Leave your basement
>>6499173
sent :)
>>6499195
I'll push you around a wheelchair at ax, there's a few overweight people in those power chairs, but you also have to not mind a 14 year old girl is with us. I don't even like anime anyways, I won't be missing anything if I have to go around slowly
>>6499223
Well I mean that would feel so awkward.
Its too late anyways because I spent my ticket money on video games.
I also meant it wouldn't be fun for me at all.
I would feel just so depressed.
>>6499215
just cause you cutie!!!!
>>6499238
I guess it would feel a bit awkward but imagine being such a fatass you need a power chair to move around, they must feel a lot worse
>tfw my two VIP tickets cost almost as much as my HTC Vive
And now I can't afford games for it.