/mtfg/ - trans girl general

we are postin here bitches

this is a thread

So this is the true one?

First for I wanna save Phien from herself.

I

>>6481703
love

This one was made 20 seconds early, it is the one true thread, my thread is next

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good morning /mtfg/
how are you?
feeling pr shitty day started off with father coming into room opening the blinds and was staring at me from the loungeroom
tfw no privacy

>>6481702
yes, this is the real thread

>tfw 400 lbs

>>6481702
iktf

>tfw everyone hates you

>>6481717
i love you

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am i going in the right direction with my voice

i just started yesterday

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iHm2IVR88x

pls dont ignore

https://www.strawpoll.me/10625529
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>i have to large shoulders and to square of a body to ever truly pass
But i think as long as i get to have my bf beeing a guy might be bareable

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>>6481401 #
i think at this point I should probably go to a therapist to see if im schizo or something

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>riding on the bus
>someone gets on and sits across from me
>stars swearing
>punching things
>tries to roar at someone who looks at him
I-is 28 days later staring to happen irl??

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>>6481725
>tfw there's not enough ffs for you

>>6481732
post bulge

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>>6481732
its the T-rage virus
it only affects people not on an anti androgen

>>6481725
>no option for not needing SRS or FFS

triggered.jpeg

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FOR THE DEEP DISH
https://clyp.it/zfurjmmz

>>6481743
you keeping your dong?

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Why is everyone here such a Debby Downer?

>>6481732
he saw your face

>>6481709
give him your bussy

>>6481725
Well, SRS done. I'll get plastic surgery but getting my chin fixed and a facelift isn't exactly FFS. I really don't want a FFS chin anyway...

>>6481747
heresy

>>6481748
i am until a doctor can guarantee that i won't lose sexual sensation. i don't want to be a eunuch with a hole

>>6481751
:^))))

>>6481754
you also need to get your brow done

>>6481732

So long nothing as crap as the sequel happens I'll deal.

>>6481732
this is why you don't ride the bus, ride the tube. the barriers keep the crazies out

>>6481750

now i'm a believer!

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>>6481740
Crap I didn't take my pills last night, I'm doomed

>>6481750
Usually people just try to kiss me

>>6481767
There's no trains in my area ;~;

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>>6481709
>tfw I wish I could pull off a more muscular look, like the girl in your pic, but if I tried it with my man-skeleton then I'd probably just look manly and weird

>>6481781
barbaric

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>>6481764
My brow and hooded eyes are in line with how women from my homeland look. Not going to spend an absurd amount of money on risky surgery for something that would just make it harder to blend in for me...

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>>6481741
>trannies and old women become mankinds last hope
were doomed

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>>6481732
WOOOOOOORLD STAAAAAAAAAR DMAM NIGGAA GET ALOUD OF THIS CRAZY MONIGGA

>>6481782
;-; iktf anon

>>6481763
>implying you don't want daddy to cum inside his little girl

maddie passed away today

6481677<<

I love pizza

>>6481759
WE ARE THE MINORITY. WE WILL NOT REMAIN SILENT. WE WILL NOT BE ERASED!

>>6481789
Don't forget men with prostate cancer.

>>6481731
do you hear voices gem?
do they tell you to burn things?

>>6481796

K E K

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>tfw cant even sleep to escape

>>6481781
would you kiss oddish?

>>6481800
eat your thin-crusted pizza

it's not worth it to rock the boat like this

you're gonna find yourself in deeper water than you can handle

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>>6481794
:~~:
no thanks anon

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>>6481782
G I R L M U S C L E

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>>6481789
post apocalyptic world full of trannies and old people all vying for the same drugs, while battling the T-ragers

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UFUFU WE'RE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f3wFnclDaD

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>>6481829
Is that your way of telling me to follow my dreams?

>>6481804
yes

theyre usually unintelligible tho

no

>>6481817
its all going to be alright, grace

>>6481836
same ngl

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>>6481821
I would sooner die. Give me deep dish or give me death goddammit! Thin crusted fascists!

>>6481817
Post some more shitty cutesy anime images. That will certainly make it better.

>tfw all your friends have left the thread
>tfw it's all anonymous shitposters now
fucking time zones

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>>6481819
>kissing this
makes me laugh when HE said on /r9k/ that "I pass 80% of the time"
lmao

>>6481835
what could being fit hurt, go for it

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>>6481849

>>6481851
it was even funnier when he said the pale chick from this http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2038897347 doesn't pass and that he passes better
lmao

>>6481849
the feeling when you have no friends no matter the time zone

>>6481823
Give daddy what he needs slut

So I've been on hormones for about two years now and something REALLY strange has begun to happen.

I woke up today to find another set of boobs growing underneath my first pair this morning.

I'm not sure what to do. I'm self-medding.

>>6481865
Make money off of people with a fetish for multi boobs

>>6481865
it's bcuz ur self meddin

>>6481865
i love you anon

you have the best posts

>>6481865
See a doctor.

>>6481865
completely normal

My step-dad just called me a sissy dog how are you girls doing??

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i wanna get dicked rn

>>6481843
you filthy deep dishers just don't know when to give up..

fine..

take her to the re-education camp...and make sure the pizza is cheese only

the only truly pure flavor

>>6481865
Posilac is not part of a normal HRT course.

>>6481876
I found out red is my IRL half-sister and we're still gonna fuck

>>6481834I don't know if you are serious or not but someone needs to hire you as a comedian.In any case you have no chances ufufu would prefer a dog.

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>>6481865
I always enjoy these posts. Keep it up.

>>6481819
no anon pls why even ask that

>>6481865
Do your extra boobs have extra nipples?

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>>6481859
>pale chick
which one?

regardless they both pass a billion times better than honnish

more Attila the Hon incoming
>mfw this is the person that acts like they're too good for anyone on 4chan

>>6481878
free dick here :^)

>>6481878
Calm yourself before you commit another rape

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life is good

>>6481883
something is wrong with you dude
youre nasty
>>6481887
black hair

>more atilla the hon incoming
please no
i get mad every time i see oddish hes so fucking ugly and likes niggers
the mere thought of something that ugly and spiccy looking + niggers makes me want to vomit

>>6481888
anyone with a cock under 8" isn't a real man and shouldn't be allowed to be a top

>>6481883
your dad must be repressed as fuck

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>tfw life is good but I'm a complete hun
I'd say I need to start wearing makeup again but I'd probably just sweat it straight off in less than 10 minutes

>>6481700
>>6481732

i want to slap dat ass and pour champagne all over your titties

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>>6481900
i agree
dicks must be bigger than my gt to top me

>>6481893
i cant tell if your eyebrows are just shit or you have neanderthal ass nigger brow
you have quagmires chin and youre fat

why the fuck did you pick "amy victoria" anyways are you trying to rp as someone from the fucking victorian era?

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I can play around with the angels in photos but not in real life, no passirino :/

>>6481893
your arms indicate otherwise

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>>6481879
Remember me as a pizza martyr..

*bites down on cyanide capsule*

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>>6481893
almost pass if it wasn't for nigger nose
>>6481897
>mfw this ugly shitskin cheats on poor ex
how is it possible? lmao I'm sure it's all a lie.
Who would fuck THIS?

>>6481910
qt

>>6481910
you have those big cis girl eyes, I'm so jelly ;_;

>>6481897
>something is wrong with you dude
no wrongs here
only love.

>>6481911
I am currently on the good side of bipolar

>>6481910
you too >>6481905

>>6481915
i thjink im gonna fucking die man jesus christ

>>6481910
just get lean and be a /fit/ girly boy

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>>6481913
Can I join you in pizza night.
Combination thick crust tonight.

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How can I see one body feature such as my chin as normal one day and the next day find it really long, manly and repulsive?

How does this work?

>>6481918
>>6481919
hugbox
>>6481906
god people with small dicks are so beta, they are LITERALLY less of a man than someone who is 8+ inches

I love how sometimes they use the "i-it's not long but it's pretty thick ;_;" excuse

>>6481910
like brolanna but without the derpy boy looks

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>>6481900
We should force everyone with less than 8" to transition tbqh.
Humanity would evolve to have bigger penises, and the rate of purest form of love would go through the roof.
It's a win-win.

>>6481927
How lean?
Becuse im 58 kg now?
Dont wanna be too skelly

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>>6481940
I thought 7" was the ideal

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>>6481924
>"FEED ME HANDOUTS ARRRRRGGHH"

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>>6481940
p u r e s t
f o r m
o f
l o v e

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>go to gym
>ran a couple miles
>thought about what my mom said about not needing ffs
>getting dressed
>pwr bttm concert in sf tonight
(https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ji-EdRtL9qU)
>extra ticket
>going with little gay boy
>I'm officially a fag hag
>fag hag gay guys want to fuck >.>
>think about Jennifer and how terrible and crazy Edie is
>wonder why no one on 4chan ever likes to party
> it's all about being hurt or fake all the time
>for years

>>6481935
ok those are objectively larger than average eyes for a trans person how the frick was that hugbox. just compare to anyone who posts here

>>6481940
>tfw was 8" and transitioned anyway
2 years of AAs have shrunk it a bit tho

>>6481945
mine's 3.5" wanna fugg

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>>6481942
Already too lean unfortunately..

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>>6481958
same
minus the shrinkage

>>6481940
This along with sterilisation or castration (maybe both)
They are a menace to humanity by disappointing women and subs everywhere with their sub 8" penises
>>6481945
7" is average at best

>>6481954
Filtered.

>>6481954
>says nobody moves on
>still talking about the drama by yourself

>>6481883
Hot

>>6481945
Nope, sorry.
Looks like you'll have to transition now, birdy. :/

>>6481958
>tfw was 7.5" and I had to transition because I was just below the cutoff
idk if mine shrank at all tho.
I haven't measured it in a while.

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>>6481942
this lean
get visible abs, keep your arms skinny but defined like everywhere else
you want the minimum percentage of healthy fat and sooome defined muscle, to give you sexy lines
your face is girly enough too so put that on a tiny but fit body and youre more desirable than most cis chicks desu

girly fit boys > most girls cis or tranny

plus if you draw out your inner 9/10 potential, youll be surrounded with people who love you solely for your looks and theyre far more likely to treat you like a girl.

point is.. become attractive, get people to treat you how you want to

way easier to be a fit girly boy than pass as a cis girl. more rewarding too

>>6481965
post it pls!!!

>>6481935
Thick>>>>>>long
>>6481942
hey would you be interested in becoming an aircraft test pilot? £100 a session.

>>6481972
wincest best cest

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>>6481976
here you go
[miss cock]

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>>6481940
>tfw feminine penis
>tfw would've been forced to transition
y this can't happen ;_;

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>>6481931
Nice, I'm still working away at leftover deep dish from yesterday, it's tasty.

>>6481900
It takes a real man to top his girlfriend when she has a bigger cock than him.

>>6481977
long and thick> pathetic hockey puck

>>6481883
The only real arguments against incest are inbreeding and making things awkward between people that grew up together, so if neither of those apply why not?

>>6481954
partying with friends instead of tons of strangers or acquaintances is the nicest way to party imo

>>6481984
Whats on yours?

>>6481984
>It takes a real man to top his girlfriend when she has a bigger cock than him.
lol your bf has a baby dick doesn't he

>>6481984
Is this a joak im not getting?

>>6481984
y-you wouldnt try to top me would you

>>6481988
This is kinda true, but friends were stranger once
>>6481971
I don't really think you read that right
>>6481970
Deretlif

>>6481986
Americans everyone
>>6481992
>you will never have a bf with a big dick

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>>6481959
sry m8 I have a gf
>>6481967
well fug
>>6481973
well double fug

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>>6481849
>all anonymous shitposters
>prime us time
>also usually the time when most trips are online
hmmmmmm

really makes you think

>>6481981
>ywn force anon to transition and tell her how her penis is too cute and feminine to ever have belonged to a boy
;~;

>>6482005
Embrace your inner apg transbian.

>>6481989
Mushroom, pepperoni, onions, olives, bacon, pepper. It's delish.
You?

>>6481992
My ex's dick was average, I was bigger than him though.

>>6481998
Tbh, I'm a purebred bottom.

>>6481996
Wat

>>6481999
its hard to make friends at parties though unless you have a really charismatic persona or a lot of confidence

most channers dont have that

>>6482015
do you like it in your ass or pussy more

>>6482003
I'm curious to hear what the argument against would be aside from "eww gross because gross", in that case.

>>6482003
>>you will never have a bf with a big dick
what's your ideal?
my ideal is uncut, white with a pink head

oh and it's gotta be 9"
>>6482005
transition now
>>6482015
it really shows, anybody who defends small dicks are lying to themselves

>>6482015
>Tbh, I'm a purebred bottom.
hot

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>always have to wear jeans to hide my grasshopper legs
>partners 60 year old dad keeps looking down my blouse
>want him to seduce me but self conscious about my grasshopper legs
>tfw say nothing

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>>6482013
my penis is naturally feminine ;~;
something went wrong in my development I'm betting (hoping I have low T)

http://www.strawpoll.me/10625775

>>6482030
homer are you ok

>>6482030
post unsee of penis

>>6482035
no, Marge kicked me out for having a feminine penis

>>6482036
n-no ;~;

why does being trans have to be the absolute worst thing to be?? its all this garbage piled onto you on every direction and oh yeah hey dont forget your family will always be bitter toward you bc they think your just faking everything

>>6482029
Ada??? you rapist piece of shit ill fucking killyou

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Seems about right :/

>>6482034
oh wait, i didn't notice it was your name i thought it was just some poor anon.

i change my answer, yes, you should do all of those things

>>6482039
wow i thought marge loved you

>>6482019
gem youre in maryland now right?? is maddie still? do you girls want to meet? pls i need friends

>>6482044
Adbra cadabra muddafucka

>>6482054
>lewd pic with no context

>>6482054
>>6482021
Gdi fucked up the text
Pussy, although my favourite position is doggy

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>tfw pass

>>6482056
is your puss operational

is it accepting occupants

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>>6482055
S-sorry please forgive me

>>6482056
ok as a small femboy thats actually not a tranny what do i have to do to cum inside of that

im serious

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>>6482019
You do on chan! :3
>>6482042
because no one knows what it is yet, and they just time to see you and hear you as a woman, the moment that starts happening and you're happy it'll probably ease up

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I want to die.

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>>6482013
>>6482025
but if I transition I wont be able to use my animalistic testosterone-fueled rage to break my girlfriend :^)

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>>6482056
>ywn doggy style

>>6482063
those are fake dude
and i wont even factor in that those nipples look like theyre makeup

the worst part is that she's a huge agp womanfucking weightlifter and she's everything i wanna be

>>6482063
she, doesn't have fucking nipples m8

and i think mine might be bigger anyway

>>6482042
Honestly, being trans is the least of my issues. My transition went more smoothly than I ever hoped, pretty much everyone around me reacted positively and I'm just another woman to strangers. If only dealing with my depression or PTSD was that easy, maybe I could finally know what happiness means...

>>6482063
>those tiny nipples

that is NOT normal for a transgirl if thats what that is

>>6482073
but she says theyre real and shes poor so

>>6482077
post titties AND /REAl/ nipples

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>>6482063
>hormones

>>6482062
can you just track me down, kill me and make it look like a suicide already?

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>>6482050
She hates me now
who needs her when I have my cyanide pills

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>>6482058
Yes and yes
Local applicants only

>>6482061
Generally a nice dinner and some good conversation will get my legs spread p wide

>>6482070
Why not? Doggy also lets you take it up the ass.

>>6482063
>tfw my tits are just tiny cones with big nipples

>>6482083
id have to ask my bf and phone isnt working.... so

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>>6482083
I don't want to get banned again.

>>6482090
but I don't want it up the ass ;~;

>>6482025
>my ideal is uncut, white with a pink head
>oh and it's gotta be 9"
Same really

>>6482082
nipples look shopped to hide the scarring
especially the tit on the right (her left)

>>6482095
SRS, or thigh sex.

>>6482093
she wasnt asking u sl00t

>>6482090
but i can make you very happy

we can make it work

>>6482056
youre the only one i'd ever top, elanna.
>>6482079
glad it went well for you

>>6482093
post an unsee link

unsee.cc

>>6482092
do ittt

>>6482090
>Local applicants only
What's local?

where is chara today?

>>6482104
i thought you wanted to top me though ;-;

>>6482100
too much money

>>6482112
spending birthday with bf

>>6482105
he's at work tho....

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Any of you feel better without makeup? I've done it a few times and it just looks weird and contrasts too much with my masc features. I'm probably shit at it but my mom's done it on me a few times and it still makes me look like a drag queen.

Idk I think I look and probably pass better with minimal or no makeup. Don't know why, though. Maybe the dysphoria's given me fucked up BDD and anything foreign on my face makes me feel disgusting...

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water's boiling
another pound of macaroni soon

>>6482113
idk who u r rn

>>6482090
do you have a place in mind bb

>>6481967
>7"
>average
/mtfg/ confirmed for virgins who have only ever seen dicks in porn
[spoiler]or filthy shitposting memesters[/spoiler]

>>6482114
Thigh sex doesn't cost anything.

i want to fuck some thighs soooooooo bad ggffhg

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>>6482068
Then you'll just have to hit the gym so you have the strength needed to throw her around.
Or you could try loving her more tenderly.
Who knows, maybe she'd even top you with a strapon if you ask nicely.

>>6482133
his gf has a dick and lives on another continent. they'll never even touch each other, just like all his relationships

>>6482095
Buttsex is great though, give it a try :D

>>6482102
No, we can't.

>>6482104
L-lewd, but that makes me feel special :3

>>6482107
Vancouver Island

>>6482123
A place for what?

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Oh yea some nerd drew this soo that was cool i guess

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>>6482118
I think that it's uncomfy to not touch yr face. I like looking pretty as much as the next hon but I'm not full-time/out yet so it's anxiety to clean off.

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>>6482133
>athletic attractive black cis girl
>what i could have been
You should put a feel warning on that picture

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>>6482125
Well, it's only slightly above average here...

>>6482046
>self diagnosing
fuck off attentionwhore

>>6482128
that sounds weird, I'll stick to blowjobs

>>6482136
my ass is tight tho :c

>>6482135
lmao
he doesnt even have an internet gf he just lies

>>6482136
:((

>>6482138
that image made me feel physically ill

>>6482068
high testosterone men don't need to say that they have high testosterone, because it shows

learn a thing or two

>>6482149
Was it the clown makeup or the butt pimples?

>>6482136
>Vancouver Island
I'm here let's fuck.

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>>6482139

>>6482068
>sub 8" dick
>high testosterone
wew

>>6482105
I wonder who's fastest....

unsee.
cc/segapibu/

>>6482121
fry some bacon to go into the mac'n'chez

>>6482141
why do americans have such small penises

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>>6482149
Y? I look so bad with my clothes off....

D:

>>6482136
>a place for what
do you have any favorite eateries

>>6482137
Wow, i like it

>>6482163
eww no
my macaroni is pure
purest form of food

>>6482160
hoo hoo nooo, no
almost went to that but i saw your name in time

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>>6482164
The land of cheap thrills

>>6482141
wheres australia?

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>>6482160

>>6482174
our dicks are inside out

sup bae

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>>6482139
>tfw thinking of what could have been
>tfw one shot at life and you were born a disgusting tranny
;-;7

>>6482174
10"

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>>6482171
>tfw he has my bones

>>6482170
Lol dodged a bus there anon

Fuck i meant to drop it though...

>>6482146
You gotta loosen it, can't just dive right into the deep end.

>>6482148
Sorry :(

>>6482156
I'm not there yet, raincheck?

>>6482166
Local places, I have no particular favorites as far as cuisines go, but good quality mexican is always a treat.

>>6482178
>tfw australian

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MY BOOBS ARE COMIN IN FAST!
>Tfw qt gf sucks yr bewbs
way way better than getting head

>>6482168
Yea i was quite flatterd to say the least

>>6482182
god damn stop it im crying now

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>>6482169
put some kind of meat in there then
chorizo or chicken or something
its extra cals

>>6482188
what does your semen taste like?

>>6482174
The empire of the platypus isn't exactly relevant... Some on /int/ would even classify it as a non-country, right between Belgium and Bhutan in tier lists...

>>6482187
cun i suck your titties

>>6482191
Be an athletic attractive black trans girl, then.

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>>6482182
this
why did I have to be born a fucking tranny? this is the worst mental disorder, i'd never wish it on anybody
why couldn't we have just been born normal?

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>>6482195
I haven't came recently enough to know that, my dude.

>>6482177
Sorry, hehe

More that i look at it i don't think they're bigger than that one pic, kinda close though

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>>6482182
I have an entire folder of triggering images

>>6482205
more trannies should get this type of haircut

>>6482187
stop appropriating aussie culture

>>6482197
>empire of the platypus
fucking johan

>>6482201
You just jynxed dementia on ja now, my dude.

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>>6482197
racist

>>6482211
kaffir

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>>6482187
>nothing to loosen it but my fingers
ummmmm

>>6482194
I'll just eat more macaroni
I bought a kilogram of the stuff you know

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>>6481834
this is lovely anon ty

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>>6482201
I am going to dump my trigger folder I think
make everyone feel as bad as I do

>>6482211
im gonna need the original pic of that for keks sake

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>>6482191
Sorry.
I'll stop now.

>>6482201
;~;

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>>6482209
>fucking johan

>>6482213
Disposable gloves and lubricant.

>>6482214
eat the entire thing right now

>>6482216
everyone who says I can make it with my shoulders can fuck off
look at her shoulders, normal
mine are huge
hugboxers can fuck off, I may as well kill myself now

>>6482199
If you buy me dinner first

>>6482213
t o y s
o
y
s

>>6482209
I'm practicing my shitposting so I can move to didgeridooland

>>6482051
im leaving to virginia (right next to norfolk) on the first

I just realized thats close, so yes!!

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>>6482216

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>>6482211

Are you cute yet /mtfg/?

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>>6482232

>>6482235
Nah, they're just sugar pills

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>>6482236

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>>6482236
>open this
>pang in my crotch
fuck this im out

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>>6482230
m8 if you move down under let's hang out we'll mass shitpost and party and stuff

>>6482128
free and extremely H O T
>>6482133
but I'm already capable of all that

and I'd never allow pegging
>>6482135
I shouldn't be giving you a response but t b h I'm starting a job soon and I'll be looking for a second one shortly after, all to be able to help cover the travelling cost and so I can have a place for her on top of being able to support her however possible.

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I had a weird dream, I had to argue at some mock trial that video games shouldn't be censored. There was a cute boy on my side, he wanted a little kiss, so I kissed him on the lips!


I had to go to the public restroom, So I went to the girl one and there were urinals everywhere...
Damn trannies...
And some anime girl followed me to the restroom
And climbed on the wall to watch me pee.
God I want to kiss men so much!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvtT3UyhibQ&feature=youtu.be
>ywn have this perfect of a voice
Kill me.

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>>6482241

>>6482242
ufuflu syndrome

>>6482229
the reason you guys are such bf-less friendless losers is because you sit here moping around about having big shoulders and what not when you could be out there being confident af even if you fall short on a department or two. that's why most of you end up fucking eachother which always results in cringey drama. lack of confidence = desperation
desperation = depression
depression = stress
stress = hair loss

no one wants a bald tranny

>>6482246
I'm a man :^)

>>6482225
what's a good make shift lube?

>>6482230
I don't wanna buy toys, what if the my fa m finds them?

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>>6482242
I have only just begun to trigger

>>6482246
why did you give a cute dream boy herpe-aid kisses?

>>6482242
ew, gay

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>>6482255

>>6482246
*kisses and teases butte*

>>6482253
you're a beautiful girl!!! blonde hair, soft face....

>>6482252
I'm sorry anon, I'm batshit insane
I know I should stop but I'm a fucking retard

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>>6482252
Hey, I'm a ball of stress yet my hair is perfect. I really don't want a boyfriend anyway.

>>6482249
yeah no

>>6482255
lol
that pic does nothing for me

>>6482260
people saying im straight are straight-up meming

>>6482246
I had a weird dream too
About public bathrooms too
It was weird
Luv u beautiful

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>>6482261

>>6482255
why are you posting fat cows now? maybe if you want to trigger us, post very thin women with still very thin bone structure. any trans girl can put on 40 pounds after five years on hormones and look like a fucking disgusting thunder-thighed cow

>>6482269
I love you dear!!
>>6482262
what do you want me to do?

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>>6482266
are you sure? they are quite short after all

>>6482215
:)

>>6482271
those wide-ass shoulders compared to her hips, could be a tranny

>>6482274
show a little butte

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okay well now I'm going to do my cardio because y'all are making me dysphoric....
I get super dysphoric about my body, so maybe I am a girl, lmao.

>>6482272
whoops, meant feminine bone structure

>>6482231
gasp.ur gonna be so close!! what should we do??

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this is a transgirl

>>6482275
i have no interest in being short and fat like that sorry

>>6482276
why did you write me a song? just wondering

>>6482286
red sure does look cute

>>6482286
no its not

>>6482286
STOP;-;

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whats that?
switching tactics?

>>6482265
drop the class act grandma, go get a man before you end up six feet under

>>6482264
just get your shit together famalam

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>>6482290
yes it is

>>6482287
>i have no interest in being short and fat like that sorry
right? us tall and thin women are by far the superior breed

>>6482292
You don't need to be cis to hold a babby in your arms.

>>6482285
play gaems and eat pizza and pls help show me the wonders of the east coast