Gay general

i wish my fucking straight friend could stop complimenting me and joking about dating me

its really awkward

>>6478689
Flirt with him back and suck his dick. We all got that straight friend we have kinky times with

Third for abandoning all hope and wasting your time on nothing waiting for nothing.

how does this "finding a boyfriend" thing work?

>>6478750
seconded

>>6478750
>>6478806
Step one, what country do you live in?

>>6478809
sg atm

>>6478817
Given your proximity to Thailand, is it not possible to find a cute little Taiwanese lady-boy to call your own?

>>6478831
I don't want flamers

>>6478750

I think the best way is to have one night stands and then just see if you hit it off with anyone while you relax post-sex

>>6478750
When you find out be sure to tell me.

>>6478809
In the USA, in the bible belt.

>>6478834
Hmmm, dunno then, not terribly familiar with the culture. Do you have gaybars/clubs there?

>>6478849
some, like 6 to 10 I think

>>6478848
Well, I hear that preists like ggay-boi's ;)

But really though, there are pletny of thing you could use, find dudes on grindr or some other gay dating app, see if you hit if off. Alternitively if you just so happen to be near KY we could talk, I could use a bf myself.

>>6478809
is canada good for finding bf

>>6478856
Visit those, see if you meet anyone you like. It'll be hard (lol) but success will find you.

>>6478864
Should be pretty much the same as the US for the most part unless you live in some super remote location

>>6478878
thanks anon
I was wondering though, if Im leaving soon (like in a few years) should I try to find bf now, or not?
Im thinking even (if) I get a bf he would not be willing to move for me

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>>6478864
Small dating population; even smaller gay population.

Doesn't look too plausible.

>>6478903
in a few years, you'll be fine, you might not even be with one person that whole time, go for it silly

>>6478913
can you elaborate?

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>tfw when you met a guy on okcupid
>have decent sex (just mutual jerking off and he's more experienced but whatever)
>he stays over at my place get to fall a sleep with his arm around me
>tfw he lives in another city and we've agreed not to be serious or anything

:(

I am kind of glad we agreed not to be stuck in a long distance relationship and we are cool about all of it but I still wish I had a real bf. I don't really feel sad about it.

>>6478913

Canada sucks for gays;

>tfw you will never live in new york or san francisco

Its all a numbers game. Canada doesn't have large enough cities to develop a decent gay culture.

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>>6478939
http://www.unitednorthamerica.org/simdiff.htm
Canada land mass
>9,093,507 sq km
USA land mass
>9,161,923 sq km
Canada population
>33,910,000
USA population
>313,232,000

This being said they say 10% of the world's population is gay, bisexual, etc. so that shortens your search drastically. Then you have to figure 50% of the world's population is female. That lowers it even more. Catch my drift?

>>6478948

I rather live in a small town with a few good gay guys, than NY, SF, MIAMI, CHICAGO or LA.

Everyone knows NY, SF, MIAMI, CHICAGO, AND LA guys are absolute filth.

Is gay death a meme?

>>6478955
>10%
Gonna need a source on this.
The numbers lies constantly between 4-5% and have done so for many years.

>>6478955
ah I get it

>>6478940
pssst, where ya from?

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speedball caravan holiday twink here again

I was nodding hard and had a highly vivid nod dream where I look up something 1890s related on wikipedia

I get these seemingly real nod dreams sometimes but they are always so boring that not even Jim Carroll could make prose poetry about them

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>>6478974
Well then it's worse than I have stated. He has even worse chance of finding a bf.

>>6478955

10 % is a meme number

http://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/research/census-lgbt-demographics-studies/how-many-people-are-lesbian-gay-bisexual-and-transgender/

Gives 3.5 %. I personally doubt that it is more than 5 % being generous.

So lets say you live in a city with 1,000,000 people. 5% (at best are gay). And half of those are women, so you have an expected gay population of 25,000 people.

Ever wonder why gays are as cagey and catty and small-minded as fuck? Its because even in major cities the gay community is the size of a very small town.

>>6478980

... I seriously hope that you aren't the guy I was with... I'm in canada.

>>6479000
And that's not taking into account that you didn't factor in age either, so the number of potential partners within age limit is even smaller.

>>6478996
.. damn

>>6478809
scotland

>>6479009

Plus most decent gays are already in a relationship which obviously limits your numbers.

>>6479009
We should basically just kill ourselves.

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>>6479000
see
>>6478996
okay so it's worse that still doesn't help this anon

>>6478864

>>6479007
US, I was going to hit on you ;P

>>6479016
Lot's of gays in the UK, should be easy to meet some at a gaybar or the like.

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>>6479018
Which is why you end up with most gay guys remaining single forever.

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>>6479016

Where in Scotland !?! Do u like 18 yr old 5'6 116lb shy gothy slightly fem twinks?

>>6479040
>tfw you see this post and you are in the US

>>6479040
only if they show bp

>>6479024

Awww

Where are you in the states ?

>>6479040
Im more into manlier men sorry >.<

>>6479064
Kentucky, near ohio, not great for finding cuteboys.

>>6479081

Age, body and personality type ?

... I can be cute ( I am atleast really skinny and 5'10)

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>>6479061

Meh why not

>>6479070

b-b-but Senpai I.. I.. ;_;

where in Scotland is still an important question

>>6479093
22, chubby, and hard to really sum myself up in words.Not saying I'm some undefinable special snowflake, I'm just bad at talking about myself.

>>6479104

... how chubby ?

What is life like as an american ? Whats your job ?

>>6479032
>buy book
>ends up on blacklist
Yeah how about no.

>>6479100
Lewd.

>>6479121
huh?

>>6479134
It's like searching "how to make a homemade bomb" on google.
Before you know it you're on a list and the FBI is at the door.

>>6479100
I study in Dundee but at the moment im in vacation outside of the UK until the new semester starts

>>6479148
ok!

>>6479116
Not terribly chubby, but I do need to lose weight (working on it). Life is pretty chill, my family isn't very well off, but we get buy. I'll be finishing up a degree in CS soon, so that's nice.

Right now I am working at a health services company that handles the billing of insurers and such on the behalf of providers. I do IT, Development, and InfoSec.

>>6479150
>Dundee

Oh you poor sod. My condolences.

>>6479152
You should totally try it out yourself.
Maybe the FBI dude is hot.

>>6479155

Do you follow sports like NFL, etc ?

Would you say that you have a good standard of living ? Whats healthcare like there (no meme answers pls) ?

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>>6478967
No
>tfw 27
>tfw sex life fell off a cliff

Just end it m8

>>6479172
No really a sports guy, no.

We are likely lower middle class at my house, though we are all working to improve that. Healthcare is ok depending on your plan. Some insurance companies are far better than others.

>>6479157
the city is nothing special but the area around the uni is always full of life

>>6478750
They will find you. Its just putting in time with people and eventually someone will want to be around you more.
>>6478940
Yah I feel that its a bummer to know it going to be nothing in the end. A relationship is nice.

>30
>Bald
>Any semblance of boyish good looks long, long gone
>5'10, 155lbs can't pass for Masc

Lol you 18s and 20-somethings got no fucking clue

>>6479168
the fbi has no jurisdiction where I live and I don't really see how searching for gay and single forever is the same as how to make a bomb. But I'm sure it makes sense to you somehow. Good on you. Fight the power.

>>6479195
Jesus christ what made you so bitter?

tfw you order shit online and the only thing interesting in your day is waiting for the fedex truck to come

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>>6479205

>>6479189
but what if im boring af?

>>6479232
that's when you pretend to be interesting and fake it til you make it

>>6479234
teach me your ways senpai

>>6479220
Cant wait to order stuff. They mail guys are cool and think I order drugs.
>>6479232
Idk I find a boring person not that bad. I love to do alot of shit so it balances out. They are usually pretty comfy people.

>>6479263
don't other gays usually pick out those that are interesting though

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>>6479221

>>6479281
Idk Im just weird I guess. I just find some people are just harsh and rather be alone. I try to give people a chance.

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>>6479282

>>6479292
you seem nice

>>6479306
I try to be but I can be a cunt too. Thanks though man.

>>6479183

hope you have a good standard of living and stuff.

I'm from a lower middle class canuck family so :/

>>6479316
Yeah, we eat fine, and it isn't terrible, but it gets stressful at times. I hope you do ok as well.

>>6479298
Your memes are nowhere dank enough to stop me.

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>>6479324

>>6479323

thanks.

hope you have food, healthcare and necessities.

Ever been to canada or out of the states in general ? What did you think ?

>>6479346
Nope, never really had the desire or the means to go out of the US. How about you, been anywhere but canada?

>>6479362

I've been to europe a few times. It was nice. Never been to america.

>>6479338
hmm never considered it may be more than one person doing the grinchposting oh well

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>>6479362

Are you planning on staying in kentucky or are you going to silicon valley or where-ever ? Do most americans leave there homestate or is that just a meme ?

hey baby
show you my paradise

>>6479371
Fair enough, glad you had fun.

>>6479392
I might leave KY, but not for anywhere in California. There is a significant portion of young people who leave home for college or work, though it's still not as massive as what most meme tier shitheads say. I will go where opportunity knocks loudest, maybe that will be here at home, maybe that will be in some other state, who knows?

>>6479413
When have they bullied people?

>>6479408
>I might leave KY, but not for anywhere in California

What do you dislike about california ? Is it commies ?

>still not as massive as what most meme tier shitheads say

I guess its cause the media focuses on upper middle class meme jews? In canada it feels like most people stay and live within then province they grow up. I'm actually a bit jealous of all the opportunities you guys have to move around.

But good luck. I'm in cs too.

>>6479417
When haven't they?

>>6479420
>What do you dislike about california ? Is it commies ?
The people, the politics, the total disrespect for any opinion that isn't the popular one. Also muh guns, you cannot mess with muh guns.

>But good luck. I'm in cs too.
Good luck to both of us, cs is fun but stressful.

>>6479392
the average american only lives 18 miles/29km from their parents. depending on your industry you might have to move

>>6479417
I guess if you want to call circle jerk being rude to people bullying sure. But it is the internet and its pretty harmless coming from them kek.

>>6479338
>hitler booger and rugby
Oh gee why am I not surprised?

>>6479448
>>6479338
Nice falseflag. We all know it's you, Maki.

>>6479439
>The people, the politics, the total disrespect for any opinion that isn't the popular one. Also muh guns, you cannot mess with muh guns.

Is it really that bad ? Is it like GTA5 but real ?

Also do you own guns ? Do you go to a shooting range is it like a normal thing ? Not trying to be political its just odd for canadians

>cs is fun but stressful.

already burnt out; but i've got a good internship lined up so.

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>>6479450
>maki
>me
PREPOSTEROUS
LUDICROUS
I LAUGH AT YOUR PITIFUL ACCUSATIONS YOU DIRTY PEASANT

>>6479468
maki pls

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>>6479479
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>6478967
It only applies to femmes.

If you're a man and mature with grace and dignity it'll only get better

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>>6479491
Fuck you too maki

>>6479434
I dont remember them bullying anyone recently...

>clear skin
>healthy curly hair
>6', 6'1 in some shoes
>people tell me I should model
>popular photographers who photograph real models ask me to pose for them
>can't do it because no self confidence and that stuff shows on camera
>can't seem to accurately compare the way I look with how other people look
>look bad in any photos taken of me
>people tell me I look better in person
>think I look better in selfies
>think anyone I'm attracted to is automatically more attractive than me
At least I look good in selfies, r-right?

>>6479454
I have enough land at the family home I can just shoot there. And yes, I own guns, waiting on a license to carry one for self defense. No idea how Cali is in GTA5, never played it. There are plenty of gun ranges nearby though, guns really aren't a big deal.

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>>6479526

I'm a cave beast but I have confidence from doing drag.

Lace up hunty

>>6479526
Holy shit this is me. I look great in selfies and apparently irl and in the mirror but i look disgusting in other photos

>>6479491
>>6479492
>>6479508
>>6479517
maki pls

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>>6479609
You mad nigga?

>>6479526
Holy shit I'm just like this except I hate myself and don't look good.

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>>6479662
>pleb anime avatar
>taste
0/10 try again next time

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>>6479695
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M

>go to the grocery store to get a hairbrush I can stick in my pooper
>there are no hairbrushes
Really, what kind of grocery store doesn't have hairbrushes?

>>6479784
>>6479795
>everyone is Maki
haha topkek how original 10/10

>>6479517
are you Trappy-chan, or do you just have to avatarfag with the same character?

>>6479803
Maki, y u do dis?

>>6478677
are you planing on adopting a kid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkI3Np8-Hsg
does this video change your mind?

>>6479808
I want you to hate me.
I want you to despise me.
I want you to loathe me.
I want you to curse my name.
I want you to wish me dead.
I want you to rape my tranny face and spit on me and abuse my boipussy.
Unless I'm crying with cum on my face and ass you're not treating me right.

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>>6479826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXRviuL6vMY

>>6479526
Pics?
>>6479653
>>6479568
Unphotogenic master race

>>6479818
I wasn't planning on ever raising a child ever.
This video proves I made the right decision.

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>>6479961
I'm the Maki now.

>>6479526
Im kinda like this.
If I take some time to take the selfie, I can make a good one, but If sometimes takes a sneakpic of me, I look like Shrek.

does sex feel better after you've been beat up, injured, or have a sunburn?

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>tfw no mildly chubby bf to cuddle with

>>6480176
A bit. At least in my opinion.
Less so with a sun burn.

>>6480288
>liking fatties

What does it mean when your straight friend sends you a picture of his abs when he knows you have a crush on him? His he feeding his ego?

Jokes on him. I'm going to do unholy things with his picture.

>>6480698
Post pls

>>6479818
I wouldn't let one bigoted retard on youtube make my decisions on raising children for me and neither should you

>>6480698
>he feeding his ego
Probably this.
He might be fishing for a bj too.

>>6480698
>when your straight friend sends you a picture of his abs when he knows you have a crush on him

People who do this piss me off. Like you're doing some goddamn charity work by teasing your little fag sidekick you wouldn't honestly give the time of the day to.

Why is it that when I go to clubs/bars I can pull decently, but online/apps it is fucking dreadful? I would like to find guys without having to spend money on drinks.

>tfw boyfriend's nephew starts referring to you as 'Uncle' too
>tfw you feel like you need to fight someone to get the warm fuzzies out of your system

I'm so fucking mad at myself

>>6480840
>I would like to find guys without having to spend money on drinks.
Don't buy any and drink water.

>>6480840
Probably because alcohol makes you seem more attractive to everyone else :^)

Is it normal to be gay and not like gay porn?

this is me atm

>>6480897
You are probably right, never thought of everyone else's beer goggles.

How do I stop being ugly?

>>6480904
Probably not, but it's not like there's anything wrong with that

>>6480904
most gay porn is dogshit

>>6478939
Don't live in Vancouver, Toronto or Montreal you're screwed. Small town gay scenes are full of catty bitches, alcoholics, closest cases and full of STDs.

>>6480913
most porn in general is shit. Too much overproduced crap and naturally charismatic actors are few and far between

>tfw I like Asian guys
>99% of JAVs have the actors either look bored as hell or overly sensitive/whiny because Japan apparently can only get off to submissive shit

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>>6478864
Yes.

>>6480919
This. If you live in vancouver, prepare yourself for Kohai's lewd calls.

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>>6480932
I want that shirt!

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>>6480932
>that shirt
I need that man

Currently admiring a lesbian couple with their three older children.
Ahhhh. So relaxing. I want children in my family some day, senpai.

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>>6478864
Why yes.

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>>6480938
>>6480942
t. fat slobs

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>>6480938
>>6480942
So do I.
And found it: http://www.redbubble.com/people/wallywest89/works/11149652-free-bear-hugs?p=t-shirt

>>6480945
Technically you found your husbear on /fit/ brotag.

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>>6480967
Bah hum bug on technicalities.

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>>6480967
Actually technically it was /hm/

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>>6480953
>>6480967
Mate I'm twink af lmao
I can't wear that shirt

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>>6480967
>zipper hoodie
>doesn't come in brown
meh not really interested if I can't get brown

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>>6480996
>>6480977
Ah I see.

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>>6480985
>tfw you will never rape a boy with cat ears

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>>6481001
Well better start lifting bro.

>>6481065

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>>6481065
>tfw left my kittyears in Sweden
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>6481076
I'm trying. The twink-to-twunk transition is a hell of a grind.

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>>6481080
Ree indeed. Condolences.

>>6480932
>kohai's lewd calls
o-okay

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>>6480953
>mfw I'm going to wear this shirt at pride just to piss off all the "real" bears mad that fatties are co-oping their group

tee hee

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>>6481090
>tfw saved europe from the germans once again
BEST FEEL

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>>6481108
>mfw in the early hours of morning when they called the vote

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>>6481120

>>6480736
no

>>6480746
>fishing for a blow job
Actually I wouldn't doubt it. I was texting him about hanging out. I'm back at my hometown for the summer while he's an hour and a half away so we haven't seen each other since classes at uni ended. Then he sends a pic of him shirtless telling me to check his progress out.

Last time I asked, he's in a LDR with some girl and the one time I saw them together was back in February. He might actually want a bj.

>>6480761
I do the same thing with my fag hag so I understand why he's doing it. I just hope he knows I'm going to furiously masturbate to it for playing with my feelings.

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What is gaygen doing for the 4th of July weekend? I'm going to hang out with my bf while his folks have a cook out.

Now that the dust has been settled.

Does hitler and his decious dischord group of destruction linger and ruin our great general?

>>6481209

I wouldn't doubt it. I was in their group and it's filled with trannies and twinks.

>>6481223
this ;)

>>6481233

You're in that group too.

>>6481236
;))))

I dunno why the non twinks/trannies of gaygen never formed a group.

>>6481246
I destroyed them all.

>>6480945
who's this hunk?
i need him in my hole

>>6481249

For what purpose? I would make one but i honestly don't care about that stuff anymore. Maybe a year or two ago but not now.

I vote spee make one.

>>6479100
>tfw you don't live in manchester

>>6481262
Because I could. They're all terrible masc4masc circlejerks.

>>6481272

smdh

I'm already a member of the eight chan masc group. Way better than that group you're in.

>>6481288
mhm

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>>6481190
Nothing planned, but we'll maybe visit the in laws. Most likely we'll just buy some beer and lewd.
>>6481262
>I vote spee make one.
I vote for the all powerful Wizard.
>>6481255
Dunno, but he's adorbs as hell.

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>am straight
>got really drunk with a bunch of friends last weekend
>asked gay bro, just came out of the closet a few months ago, if he could kiss me like the guy I would never have
>tfw kissed a gay guy while straight
I kind of liked it.
What does this mean??

>>6479100
>that back hair tho

>>6481209
what

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>>6481298
>no fireworks

YOU LIVE IN AMERICA SO START ACTING LIKE IT!

:3

Also... never.

>>6478677
Can anyone invite to /gaygen/ skype group?

skype: tryris45

>>6481300
not str8 anymore m8
>kiss me like the guy I would never have
what?

>>6481300
You kissed a guy and you kind of liked it.

>>6481315
We'll obviously go see the fireworks go off. Maybe. Last time wasn't anything grand.

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Who else is rooting for aids 2.0 to come and kill normie sluts?

I know I am

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Ftms are like fifteen times hotter than mtfs.

Why the fuck would anybody chase those ugly failed men?

Mtf chasers have low self esteem. That's literally the only reason I could think of.

>>6481421
FTMs have fake dicks
I don't like fake dicks

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Ok ill stop shitposting forever...
That guy impersonating me got banned lol

How long does prune juice take to kick in?
I just drank a entire bottle and I want to be cleansed

>>6479722
BA-NA-NA

>>6478967
No, even if you are masc. Give up sex all together.

>>6481666
a banana is not a good idea, they have very rough ends.
Cucumbers or zucchini are better choices.

>>6481699
Saved
Thank you for the info

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>>6481301
>that back hair tho

I only have hair in the tramp stamp area so I think it is more of an extension of my bussy hair

I shave my entire body but when you only have a shower and not a bath it is awkward to keep everything smooth as a boy should be. I could get it my body hair waxed but I'm too shy

for example I have to get my mum to manicure and paint my nails black because I can't do it myself and I'm too awkward to visit a beauticians(being the only man their and having to ask them to "femmy goth twink my shit up familio" would be too much)

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>>6481716
don't use carrots either, as they are too dense and not squishy enough.
Smaller eggplants works well.

>>6481383

Who hurt you?

>>6481722
>being the only man their

*only man there

>>6481666
>>6481699
>>6481716
>>6481735
Just buy a fucking dildo online for like 10 bucks you weirdos

>>6481745
and get rectal cancer from the chemicals in plastic and silicone?

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>>6481737
No one
I just hate because hate is fun
Normie sluts deserve what's coming to them

>>6480919
>Small town gay scenes are full of catty bitches, alcoholics, closest cases and

It's the opposite in the USA. All the large crowds of gays in popular cities are the absolute worse. All the decent men live in smaller cities.

>>6481755
It's better than a fucking hair brush
But no you're right your ass deserves only the best
I'm sure you've never settled for anything going in there before

>>6481765
Ive never met a decent gay in a small town or a city

Decent gays are like unicorns regardless of their environment

Good luck in the dating game you fags

>>6478677
Moar scout

>>6481773
I've actually never had anything up my ass before, I don't want rectal cancer.

>>6481758

Except nothing is coming, Anon.

>>6481777
im a decent gay, and im not a unicorn.

Then again I do have a horn sticking out of my head, and I dont exist..

>>6481783
Do you not shit?

>>6478959
Not me :c

>>6481785
You're right
Diseases don't evolve and sex isn't one of the easiest ways to catch something
All it takes is another slutty patient zero and Bam aids 2.0

>>6481791
>im a decent gay
no you aren't

>>6481795
Yeah, but that's stuff coming out of my ass - not in. It's also something my body evolved to do and since I don't have any allergies no histamines will attack the walls of my colon either.

>>6481806
especially you

>>6481820
Shut up faggot we all know you like shit up your ass you fucking bottom slut

>>6481828
lol no, I'm a side.

>>6481832
>I'm a side
what the fuck does that mean faggot

>>6481745
They're pricier but glass dildos are safe. They're not as fragile as I thought.

I got one secondhand but it smelled and tasted kind of funky

>>6481841
I have no interest in anal sex at all. Either giving or receiving. Anal is nasty.

>>6481820
Dude. Are you a hypochondriac? You arent going to get cancer because you used a dildo. You might cum, but you wont get cancer.

>>6481848
what we have here is an unevolved gay, yet to reach his final stage.

>>6481860
Dude, even the smallest amounts of plastic against your mucous membranes or especially the thin wall in your colon can cause cancer. There are so many toxins in plastic, silicone, etc. Even if you use glass or plastic its a matter of bacteria that have no business inside your colon and can cause cancer.
Not to mention the toxins in condoms and lube.
Besides, anal is incredible disgusting so no thanks.

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>>6481869
Whatever helps you sleep at night man.

>>6481877

I used to worry about this every time i played a spatula.

>>6481848
you should kill yourself because youll never find someone to love you

>>6481892
yes because for some reason I was having trouble living with myself, knowing theres a fag somewhere whos not having good sex because hes irrational.

>>6481877
glass or metal I meant

>>6481877
source?

>>6481903
Love isn't really at the top of my priority, if no one wants to be with me because I don't stick my butt in their rectum or they don't get to stick their dick in my rectum I'll live
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6481907
y u mad tho?

I think im a pervert.

I spend all day erping with random people. From women to masculine men and everything in between i want to fug everyone.

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>>6481925
Get off of here you fucking faggot
You're not allowed to be a non slut

>>6481914
https://thebottomline.as.ucsb.edu/2008/03/phthalates-the-toxic-chemicals-that-might-be-in-your-sex-toy-by-lynnea-dally
http://www.therooster.com/blog/toxic-sex-toys-how-find-one-thats-not-going-murder-you-cancer
http://www.honeycolony.com/article/when-sex-goes-toxic/
http://sexualwellnessnews.com/seven/
http://healthywildandfree.com/condoms-found-to-contain-toxic-chemicals-hormone-disruptors/
http://www.health-report.co.uk/benzene-lubricants-condoms.htm
http://www.healthcommunities.com/anal-health/index.shtml

>>6481944
>thebottomline

But I'm a top

>>6481925
my dick in their rectum*
time for more coffee to stay awake I think

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>>6481925
>stick my butt in their rectum

>>6481953
then you risk penile cancer from lubes, condoms or the protective bacteria in someones colon, as they will attack foreign objects that are not shit. A enzyme is created and over time you increase the chance of penile cancer.

>>6481974
Live loud, die young, leave a pretty corpse

>>6481944
>not a single scientific paper
>just blogs, natural enthusiasts, and "journalists"

I bet you also believe gmos cause cancer
People have been sticking shit in their asses for fucking ever kid

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>>6481944

>every """"""""""""""""""""""source"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" is a blog-tier news article without any decent primary sources

wew laddy

>>6481974
Funny how ive heard nothing about high rates of anal cancer in anal enthusiasts or gay men. Like literally none. Its almost as if you were sourcing uncredible stories that have made shit up.

>>6481962
>Ewok

Dwarves sons of bitches. The Empire lost many good men on that battle. Nearly as bad as losing the Death Star.
Ewok genocide when?

>>6481991
And also dying of cancer.
Why would I believe gmos cause cancer? Toxins and funguses causes cancer when the body tries to protect itself. I don't see where modified foods specifically comes into play.

>>6480919
is montreal okay?

I want gays to go back to being closeted tbqh

the sex was better

>>6482007
Maybe you should keep up to date with the science then and do some research.
http://montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/sex-with-21-women-lowers-risk-for-prostate-cancer-study
>http://montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/sex-with-21-women-lowers-risk-for-prostate-cancer-study
It is only recently they have been trying to figure out why more gay men get colon and prostate cancer.
But since gay men also dies of aids and suicide more often, those are usually considered the causes and not cancer.

>>6482016
>Why would I believe gmos cause cancer?
Because I guarantee every person you cited believes the same

>And also dying of cancer.
People have always died of cancer

>>6482045
That source doesn't back up any of your claims
All it says is that hetero sex is healthy (which everyone already knows)

You have a lot of shitty articles prepped
I wonder how many of them you googled

>>6482067
Are we gonna go at this all day again?
>Gay and bisexual men are at significant risk for developing anal cancer, and testing them for the disease would save many lives, says a new study in the American Journal of Medicine.
http://www.webmd.com/cancer/news/20000531/gay-men-should-be-checked-for-anal-cancer-experts-say

>>6482045
holy shit you linked an article about how fucking women improves your health and thought it meant getting fucked in the ass gives you cancer? LOL
>>6482081
"Both types of cancer are caused by the human papilloma virus, or HPV, which also causes genital warts. "

You dont even read these articles. You just grab whatever thing you can that sounds vaguely anti anal.

>>6482081
That article literally says it's linked to HPV which gay sluts have a higher chance of having
You've yet to provided an article that says anal sex is bad

Everyone here already knows being a slut bag is not healthy. Even the slut bags know it because of how many diseases they catch.

>>6482089
You don't read the articles.
The first one says, heterosexual sex is healthy BUT it doesn't count for gays which have a higher risk of prostate cancer. Do you agree?

Secondly link says they don't know why gay men are getting colon cancer but attribute it to HPV. Posted in 2000 before HPV vaccines became a thing.
Then where we are today
http://www.cdc.gov/std/hpv/stdfact-hpv-and-men.htm
>asting HPV infection can cause genital warts or certain kinds of cancer. It is not known why some people develop health problems from HPV and others do not.

We don't fully understand HPV, and gay men with colon cancer is still increasing despite HPV vaccines.

If you want to have anal cancer be my guest, but to me sticking something inside something that has muscles designed for pushing something out is a very bad idea and I have no desire in doing that. We can stop the discussion right here as far as I'm concerned.

>>6482120
>starts off claiming plastics give you cancer
>has no sources that show it
>resorts to posting studies about an std thats poorly understood
>Thinks hes proved a point.

Wear a condom then. Ta-da. I dont care if you dont have anal sex; your loneliness and poor sex life isnt any of my business. Your shitty attempts at arguments however, do irritate.

all this talk of anal cancer can be avoided by being a top

>>6482134
Condoms have anti-spermacide, is made of polyurethane (a powerful carcinogen), among other things.

Plastics are highly toxic. Xenoestrogens, parabens. I would never put petrochemicals in my ass or mouth.

It's not my fault you are annoyed when you are reminded that things you are doing is dangerous I don't really care if you try to shift and jump back and forth and claim my sources are not valid because the people that wrote them probably believes other things you also find irritating. Sorry.

>>6482142
You'll just get penile cancer instead by the same things instead.

>>6482142
or not slutting out your ass apparently
if youre a monogamous gay, it's great. although most gays are degenerates who fuck strangers bare

>>6482142
this desu
but you know he's a bottom and that's why he's so concerned

>>6482154
again, you havent substantiated that plastics up the ass cause cancer, you just linked a bunch of non-scientific articles.
>It's not my fault you are annoyed when you are reminded that things you are doing is dangerous

Dont know anything about my sex "life" if you think im in danger of anything, rofl.

>I don't really care if you try to shift and jump back and forth and claim my sources are not valid because the people that wrote them probably believes other things you also find irritating. Sorry.

Wasnt me, and wasnt what he said either: He pointed out they were not scientific articles and claimed morons who believe unscientific things are likely to believe other, unscientific things.

When you come inside from a cold walk and find that your balls and dick are really small and you get to feel them getting larger as they warm up... this feel is so cozy.

>>6482196
But you are just proving you haven't read the articles and that you have never studied any chemistry. If you had you could look up what different things are made up of, and why skin contact or mucous membrane contact with these chemicals are not a very good idea.

Had you studied biology you could do the same thing with bacteria that lives on glass or metals or on your skin, and what skin and membrane contact does with that.

But I understand, as long as I didn't link specific scientific studies that you could browse through instead of people telling you what condoms, lubes and sex toys are made of. You can continue to live happily ever after and be irritated by my shitty attempts at arguments. Right.

Why do I subject myself to such humiliation?

Who are you voting for in the 2016 presidential election gaygen?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10626073

>>6478677
do you want to get oneshot by demos?

>>6482221
cause you're a retard

>>6482322
>all these faggots voting for trump
this is why democracy doesnt work, all you easily manipulated drones dont know whats fucking good for you

I'm going through some rough shit with this straight friend of mine. I am closeted (kind of, I guess), but lately, whenever someone asks me if I'm gay - which doesn't happen often, but still -, I just say nothing and smile, which is the same thing as saying yes. Like, I can't physically force myself to say I'm straight. It's quite weird, but whatever.
So I became friends with this guy a few months ago, and he started noticing that whenever he would talk about girls in a sexual way, I'd change the subject/wouldn't say anything. A couple of weeks ago, he straight up asked me if I was gay, to which I responded with silence and a smile, as usual. He then concluded that I was, with good reason. And now he's been teasing me about it. A lot. But it's a weird sort of tease, I don't know how to explain it. It feels like he really wants me to admit to it. He is so insistent.
The reason I haven't officially come out to him is because he talks about homosexuality in a really pathetic way. He'll make comments about anal sex and shit I simply don't want to discuss.

Today something happened that really let me down, though. He always touches me a lot. He plays with me hair. Hell, yesterday he kept pinching my nipples. But this morning, we were walking on campus, joking around, and I caressed his head for a moment. He immediately backed off and angrily said "what the fuck was that?", seeming totally weirded out.
I was really fucking offended because I didn't mean anything by it. Like I said, he always fucking does shit like that.
I didn't say a word though and just changed the subject.

I don't think he's homophobic, because even though he seems to have come to the conclusion that I'm a fag, he still wants to hang out all the time.
I was kind of insulted by this incident, though, and his comments about homosexuality do make me very uncomfortable. I'm just not sure if I should stop talking to him altogether after what happened or just tell him to stop being an asshole.

>>6482343
Heheh, this post really messy and doesn't go anywhere, but I'm glad I got this off my chest

>>6482343
>straight friend
stopped reading right there

Who is the most cancerous trip?

>>6482336
Who should they vote for?
Comrade Sanders, "what difference does it make" Clinton, "Open-borders for all" Johnson?

Give me a good reason why they shouldn't vote for trump
I do love that lefties have started to hate democracy though
All the buttmad over brexit is hilarious for example

>>6482343
Sorry to point out the obvious, we've all been this naive before, but your friend is gay and is struggling to accept his own sexuality. Hence why he brings it up alot, and is extremely hot and cold.

>>6482375
He isn't gay, but I think he's bi...

>>6482343
He wants you to be honest with him
Honestly you come off as the ass in this
He probably feels like he can't be your true friend because you act weird about sex and relationships

>>6482336
He may not be the best man for the job, or even a good man for the job frankly. He's just the best choice who actually has a chance of winning because our election system is fucked. It's not like the president has absolute power anyway, he only represents one branch of government and won't be able to do shit unless he works with the other two.

>>6482382
Well, I'm very reserved. I certainly won't come out to someone who says shit like "come on just admit it! you like dick, dont you? you take it up the ass, don't you?"
I think it's fucking disrespectful and I don't think it's weird of me at all to not want to talk to him about it when he's acting like this.

If he was being respectful about it, I would've already come out.

>>6482401
It's not disrespectful. Actually, on the contrary, your disrespecting him by not being honest, and disrespecting yourself by squirling away information as if its some sensitive and shameful secret. He just wants you to be yourself. What the fuck else could you ask for in a friend?

>>6482363
1.Army
2.Rugby
3.Me

>>6482401
Just fucking admit it faggot

Just think of how he'll smile when you say "fine yes I like those things"
Stop being such a little bitch

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I want to expose myself to straight dudes in public. Like could you imagine just flagrantly jerking your dick, butt naked in the locker room at the gym, and letting yourself get caught by some hot straight fucker walking in..................

>>6482343
I would just tel him you are gay and get it over with. Doubt he care probably just struggling with his own sexuality. Probably Bi and want s to fuck you to see the life.

>>6482343
Maybe the silence is weirding him out. You could deflect the question by saying you don't want to talk about it or something. Silence as an answer tends to upset people. I know because I've always been very shy and introverted but have learned to at least say SOMETHING even if it's just "I don't want to talk about it" or "I'm not sure how to answer that". It just makes you seem more "human".

>>6482415
then they could all shit, and smash the shit into a really hard ball and throw it at your face.

>>6482439
;_;

>>6482407
Well, I think it's disrespectful. He asked me whether I was gay, I said nothing. He should've moved on instead of trying to coerce me into saying that I like sucking dick every single day.
I know it's what I would do if I asked someone a sensitive question and they didn't answer it.
I really like him and would've eventually come out to him eventually anyway. He didn't have to do this shit.

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>>6482447

>>6482449
You're being a big girl about this, anon. Good on you.

imo its really fucking idiotic to ask someone if theyre gay
if theyre gay and want you to know theyre gay, they'll let you know. if they haven't told you, mind your own business tbqh

>>6482449
Friends tease. Friends tease even more over sensitive issues. EVEN MORE when the sensitive issue is all in the persons head. Grow a sack and just admit your gay, christ. It's not like your coming out to your religious and physically violent father. Have some pride man.

>>6482467
>I'm not gay I just think it would freak him out

>>6482481
Talking sex and relationships is natural human bonding desu

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what are some pre requisites to be truly femme or twink?

>>6482503
no it's not in most places
many people have an issue with homosexuality, even some gay dudes, for a bunch of really complex reasons
as long as this remains the case, dont be an asshole and dont go around asking people what their sexual orientation is
if they want to tell you, theyll tell you

>>6482523
Skinny and shaved

>>6482336
if you're gay he's literally the only option since all that will be left come november is hillary rotten clinton and she really does not like gays.

>>6482400
>It's not like the president has absolute power anyway
The president is fucking important. If Al Gore had been elected, do you think we would have been at war for the last 15 years?

>>6482527
Yes it is
Everyone talks sex and relationships with their non superficial friends
It's a very important aspect of bonding

>>6482527
This is true. Unless all your friends are gay people don't want to hear about gay things or guys you find cute/handsome/whatever. I have straight friends, lesbian friends and trans friends but the only people that don't get comments when they are speaking about sexuality and relationships are the straights.

>>6482534
Not him but the only people who talk about sex and relationships all the time are superficial people. You have it very backwards.

>>6482534
there are other ways of bonding
you can talk about existentialist philosophy and quantum theory instead of sex, for example
i think that's a more special form of bonding

>>6482533
Yes
Absolutely

All the democrats supported the war
It was practically unanimous in fact
I actually think if the roles were reversed you'd see republicans ragging on the war and democrats not ragging on it

I think it's hilarious that people still rag on fucking bush after 8 years
it's like to a lot of people everything wrong in america is bush's fault

>>6482533
Did I say he wasn't important? You quoted my exact statement so I'm pretty sure you know I didn't.
I don't think pointing to a single potential candidate and speculating on how he would have handled a single political issue differently is very relevant anyway.

>>6482544
It's not all the time thing lad but it is important
Do you have friends who you think are close that you have NEVER talked about your relationships with?

>>6482545
Yeah but that doesn't change the fact that sex and relationship discussion is a huge part of human bonding
It always has been in fact

>>6482563
>Do you have friends who you think are close that you have NEVER talked about your relationships with?
Not him but yes, I never talk to anyone about anything sexual or relationship related. Not even my family.

>>6482569
All your friends whisper behind your back about how sad it is that your a closet case.

>>6482569
Ever? I find that really hard to believe desu especially with the ones you consider close

>>6482563
>Do you have friends who you think are close that you have NEVER talked about your relationships with?
I do
Ive never been in a relationship and I'm a virgin

>>6482523
Skinny and smooth is the best way. But it can just be a small guy that missed puberty.

>>6482563
The only friends I've had who talked about their sex life weren't very close and talked about it to everyone.
I talk about some mild relationship stuff with my close friends but never sex.

>>6482581
So you don't talk about people you find attractive or make sexual jokes or anything of the sort?

>>6482578
Should that make me feel something?
>>6482579
Can't remember ever having done it. I listen to close friends talk about it if they need a listener but I usually never speak about any thing to anyone so.

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>>6482563
No, like I said only gossping attention whoreing shitbirds talk about other people's relationships and sex life. There is no reason to talk to people about it unless you need advice or if there's something serious going on. If neither of those things are happening everyone else won't give a squirt of piss about your sex life.

>>6482589
When I say sex I mostly mean like sexual jokes and innuendos and maybe pointing out people you like

>>6482589
and do you conveniently leave out gendered pronouns or say things like "my GIRRRRL ;) ;) :) friend can be such a bitch sometimes"

This is absurd. Stop being a baby and admit your gay to your friends.

>finally managed to cum on oxy

jesus that shit makes you last like a pornstar

New thread
>>6482608
>>6482608

>>6482601
I'm not the person you were replying to, I was just commenting on how silly it is to think that relationship and sex discussion is an essential part of all close friendships.

>>6482601
lol dude, let people come out when they feel ready to come out. I hate faggots like you. Just because you never had to face any issues regarding your sexuality (or maybe you did but are over them now), doesn't mean that's the case for everyone.
Seriously, you're the worst kind of "proud" faggot, all up their fucking arse, thinking everyone has to think like they do and "just come out already!!!111"

>>6482617
Delete this.

The REAL new thread

Fuck you grinch

>>6482608
>>6482608

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>>6482638
god
fucking
dammit

>>6482631
>>6482631
when were talking about university educated middle class 20~ year olds with friends who blatantly already know they're gay, but he refuses to explicitly admit it, we are talking about a whiny bitch. End of...

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>>6482810
>>6482810

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would you date a teenage femboi who is a high-functioning speedball(injecting crack and heroin in tandem) addict who uses 1 to 3 days a week? I want to quit but the rush is too hard to quit

it hits you like a DU sledgehammer and zones you out so hard you forget you exist for 30 seconds

I just want someone to snuggle and to feel warm and safe for realsie :3c

>>6482831
It saddens me teenage junkies exist.

>>6481745
but that's too gay