Gay General - London Pride edition

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I have some Pride questions

1) Do I bring alcohol for me and my friends?
2) Do I need to be careful of pickpockets?
3) Should I tell people I went to Pride or keep it kinda secret?

>>6450138
I don't really know any local 'gay' spots, and I wouldn't know what gay circumstances are. I met all the gay people I know through work, and it wouldn't really be right to flirt with them considering our professional relationships.

>>6450165

1. If you want to, maybe be discreet.

2. Always be careful of pickpockets, regardless.

3. Whatever you want.

>>6450176

Do i have to be discreet even if drinking in public is legal in my country?

>>6450138
If you're socially retarded, then not knowing what to do is being yourself... I would know.

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>lions having gay sex

I heard that this is to define who's the "beta" in the animal world.
Or they do it like some straight guys who just don't care where to blow their load?

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>tfw found my "unicorn"
>tfw he's 200 miles away
I'm not aloud to have nice things ever.
Why do I bother keep on living?

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>>6448431
>>6448421

>tfw no chin or jaw

pls take me death

>>6450186

No.

>>6450342
It's never easy, anon. Just do what you can and extra to get that unicorn.

>>6450342
>aloud

Proper spelling is the first step. Unicorns are perfection after all.

>>6450379
Autocorrect, but your point is still valid.
I'll never be perfect.

>>6450342
you'll find another unicorn
infatuation is a bitch

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>>6450157
Brings new meaning to "Lions, Tigers and Bears..."

>>6450387
Only Unicorns are.

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>>6450403
Oh my ~<3

>the bear knows how to use his claws to not hurt the human

Fuck yeah, bears. Fucking saved <3

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>use scented lube for morning fuck
>have friend over later
>drop silent fart
>he asks if I smell that, something smells good
>mfw my friend said my fart smells good
>mfw tell him I just farted

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>>6450416
And this is how you let your friends know you're gay... by having them smell your scented lube farts.

Wish I had done that.

>tfw you'll never blurt out "YEAH, FUCK A BABY INTO ME!" while you're being pounded by your bf which makes things turn super awkward

>>6450493
yeah, see, this is a huge turn off. The whole boy pussy/impregnate me/vague allusions to being a girl are uh...creepy.

>>6450493
>"FUCK YOUR LITTLE PUMP STATION

That was always my favorite bad one.

>>6450517
I thought I was the only one who felt like this. Having someone shout "fuck my pussy mmyeah" the entire time just seems so strange

>>6450517
I know that feeling
>want to make love to a man
>they're pretending to be a girl the whole time
I just don't know bro

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>>6450517
>>6450540
>not understanding trap pregnancy

It's really not that difficult, it's the greatest form of love a human can show another human for a trap to put in the effort to get pregnant by you, you go on a juice diet until you stop needing to do that which cute boys and girls do not do, and then it's just a matter of having your man cum inside you, plugging yourself so it won't leak out, and repeating the process until enough seminal matter accumulates to congeal in to your baby. It truly takes more effort and sacrifice for a trap to get pregnant than for a girl, and it's committing to having the scars from a c-section when the time comes to bring a new life in to the world. You should be more appreciative of your trap's personal sacrifice.

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>that feel you love Chopin's Funeral March and 'sad' songs

My taste in songs is so fucking weird if anyone saw what I truly got on my flash drive to listen while in a car/my phone, they'd be scared.

Sometimes I dream of the world ending too, Like in Fallout. Or in Romantically Apocalyptic. When I think I couldn't be more weirder.

>>6450661
>Chopin's Funeral March

Siegfried's funeral march == best funeral march tbph lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXh5JprKqiU

>>6450672
Sounds like something a chief of state would recieve. Or a war hero. Sounds like it belongs on a Star Wars game too.
But I like Chopin's funeral march because it sounds like something that the world would instantly play after it ends.

>>6450661

I've been having apocalypse fantasies most of my life. The more far fetched the better, to be honest. I mean, I could settle for a grim wasteland scenario, but really I want great beasts rising from the ocean and filling the sky and committing nonsensical acts of genocidal justice against the human race. Maybe sentient forestry, too, throw some magic in - human consciousness ripped apart by unimaginable waves of spiritual radiation. Romantic as hell.

And Piano Sonata No. 2 is indeed a masterpiece that everyone's heard but most kind of overlook because it's so ubiquitous and used in cartoons and stuff. It's a beautiful piece with some cheery moments, too.

>>6450693
You do realize it isn't ok to spout this level of autism unless you're a writer or a painter right?

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>>6450693
Hey, I understand you. I prefer to have something more...realistic. A nuclear war. Everyone that weren't in vaults/shelters fought with their nails and teeth for the last of the resources that could be obtained. And humanity slows descend itself to nothing but a bunch of ferals, some resorting to steal from those who cannot defend themselves, and some, to cannibalism...and the cities decay, the government makes no sense and cannot enforce its power anymore.

And it becomes The Walking Dead-y levls of decay. What mattered before doesn't matter now. I'd love that just to see every homophobic and asshole in the world have to fight for their things, to actually survive instead of being an asshoel knowing there are police forces who can support him. And once and for all, be yourself.

>>6450693
>>6450717
But who will protect the femboys in these worlds? We can't fend for ourselves!

>>6450704

Do you want me to paint you?
Because I'm out of most colors, but I conveniently have a nice big tube of "doo doo brown" and I think it may be sufficient.

>>6450717

Yeah, that's incredible. And I love those decayed cityscapes btw. We'd have so many streetfights and orgies in those.

>>6450723
>what are guns

I'm not a femboy so i'm good.

>tfw switched over to Star Wars' soundtracks

Oh, John Williams, you magnificent bastard. Makes me feel i'm a Imperial trooper marching along with the commanders.

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>>6450729
You do? That's good, drill grill. I agree with you, there would be many streetfights...we'd jave? Wait, what do you mean by we...?

>>6450517

I love this.

If a guy doesn't like it, that's hot too.
If a guy wants to be treated like a girl, that's also a hot.
If a girl wants to be banged senseless, that's hot too.

>>6450744

Me and my crew, obviously.
You'd have to watch your back.

>>6450348
Are you azn?
Post tummy

>tfw no hairy bearded BF with manly hobbies who towers over my little 5'11" twink frame

Has anyone been to the folsom street fair with hogs out and or 'up your alley'
Im looking into booking a trip my bf has been and want to go for his birthday
Leather isnt exactly my scene but ill go with the flow

>tips advice stories

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>>6450756
>mfw that post

This gives a whole new meaning to "watch your back".
Sounds like I may feel a rifle knocking on my camouflage-covered butthole.

>>6450769
>5"11
Unless you hook a pro athlete you should probably just give up and settle for another guy that isn't tall but isn't short

>>6450781
He just has to have a big body that can overpower me easily
not necessarily taller than me

>>6450749
hey, im all for fucking pussy, hell, I'm even all for fucking "ladyboys", as mentally ill as they blatantly are, but lets keep things seperate: Men should be manly and women should be womanly and the mutilated freaks inbetween should be sissies. If im fucking a man I want no reference towards pussy, theres a time and a place, and its not then.

>>6450781
hm? 5'11 is basically avg in my generation in canada. I'm almost 6'4, and while im tall, im not THAT tall. I can easily find guys who are my height or bigger, and definitely taller than 5'11...which is downright short at this point.

>>6450774

Don't worry.
If we get you, we'll be sure to kill you in a long, agonizing, ruthless, humiliating manner after which you will be forever forgotten debris on the winds of a post-historical gray dawn.

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>>6450681

in the Nibelungenlied Siegfried was a great warrior who removed dragon so obviously his funeral march is going to recall heroic deeds

>>6450766

how do I even look slightly azn? also here is tummy

>>6450804
>not AZN
>posts and AZN's chest

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>>6450802
You underestimate my power.
I will torture you in so many ways you are going to beg to die, tranny scum. I'll fucking rape you, and whem i'm done with you, i'm probably going to simply shoot you in non-lethal ways just to see you squirming on yur last moments of life while your soul slowly drifts away to hell, and while I am your God, the one who can save your life or end it.

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>>6450814

>>6450810

I'm clearly white though

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>>6450819
>tfw you are a dark sider
>tfw you see anakin just did it because LOLPADME
>tfw Palpatine is Brazil's president

The Dark Siiiiiiide is strong.
And that scene was kek-worthy.

>>6450814

Pfft.
In your dreams, faggot. We'll keep you chained up in our caravan, violating you until your will finally breaks, and just when you think you're one of us, we'll release your malnourished body into a facade of our mercy. And then you'll remember this post and realize all too late that we have none as we tear you apart all across the city, leaving only the anonymous echoes of your mortal horror.

>>6450804
Post 4 inch totally not azn penis

>>6450821
Azn are also white

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>>6450856
I'd rather kill myself rather than that. Rather than suffering in your caravan of tranny scum who God should have killed you while you were in your mother's womb. You aren't even going to notice you're dead...because I will riddle you with bullets so much, perhaps you'll get to know what being shot feels.

Faggot. You aren't worthy the food you put in your mouth.

>>6450860

that is a bit too lewd for a christian image board

also my penis is 5 1/2" but i'm a devout bottomboi so it doesn't really matter either way

tfw no Jew bf

so my ex is being terrorized and dominated by his new bf and he's trying to reach out to me to help
what do

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Ever had thoughts about Alton Brown?

>>6450920
Make an anonymous 911 report and enjoy your ex's new bf get to jail and pounded by the cops.

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Hopefully a less shitty image.

>>6450920
Terrorize in what way? Are you two on good terms still? How can you help him?

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>>6450925
>>6450938
I like his show, his personality is very quirky and he seems like a genuinely nice guy. But no, God no.

>>6450871
>>6450856
>>6450845
>>6450819
>>6450814
>>6450802
>>6450774
>>6450756
>>6450744
Oh, you silly gay nerds.

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>>6450951
If having Sotrmtrooper/Mandalorian armor fetishes, posing for lewd pics with a Star Wars shirt isn't being a silly gay nerd, I dunno what beign a silly gay nerd is.

>>6450969

Insolent worm.

>>6450951

I'll handle you later.

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>>6450999
You're a girl. Nothing to be feared, besides the fact you guys bleed every so often and turn in to Hulks.

>>6450969
That's what being a gay nerd is... in its own way.

>>6450999
>insolent worm

I am a Dark Sider, honey. I have the Force of the lewd with me. And it is strong with me.
What are you going to do about it, puny rebel tranny?

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>>6451009
Yep. It's kind of special.
And I love it.

>>6451009

I'm actually a guy, I just like this name.
For some reason.

>>6451012

I'll slap you silly and throw you in the lockers from whence you shall never return.

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>>6451095
I'm a bear. I will rip your head off your neck like if you were a toy.

>>6451114

God that's hot.

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>>6451119
And that's just the beginning.
I'll use my big body to crush your fragile body and rape your ass like if I needed to pound your ass to live.

>>6451127

NUCLEAR WAR NOW

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>>6451151
>he won't let the cuddly bear hug him into safety

>>6451095
>>6451114
>>6451119
>>6451127
>>6451151
>>6451162
A U T I S M

>>6451162

No sir for we must fight it is our destiny!!!

>>6451179

The great thing about being you is that no matter how much of my shit you eat, you still won't gain weight.

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>just jerked off to a excerpt of that men. com Star Wars porn parody
>mfw I found
>mfw I came
>mfw I favorited it

The lewd train doesn't stop lads.

>>6451244
>men. com

Disgusting.

>>6451264
There is an incredible lack of star wars-themed gay porn shit.
And i've already jerked off to star wars-themed straight porn shit yesterday. Girl gave a blowjob wearing Darth Vader's helmet, oo wee.

>>6451334

Where the fuck is booger, anyway?
He just pops in and says hi, now.

>>6451334
congrats!!

>>6451258
if its not yours it doesnt count

Morning from ausfag land gay bois

>>6451244
You are a degenerate senpai.
>>6451258
It doesn't count if you stole it faggot.

>>6451552
Almost goodnight from eastern US land

>>6451582
All trip fags are mean

>>6451594
I try not to be senpai.

why can't i even look average

>>6451616

Are you overweight?
What do you notice wrong with yourself?

>>6451627
I am actually literally disfigured and cannot afford plastic surgery to fix it.

>>6451659
Life is a balance man have to find someone that is comfy with a similar busy life.

>tfw drunk
>tfw bf is pre T mtf
>tfw looks like a gf but is perfect otherwise
>tfw want his as yet noexistent cock
I cleaned out my butt earlier, do you think he's got a strapon or something?

>>6451915
*FtM
Lmao mtf would make no sense

>>6451915
>pre hormone ftm
so you're dating a bull dyke?

>>6451993
Basically. But we've been dating since before highschool, and this transition thing is not new news by any stretch.
>tfw he cried literal tears of joy fucking me with a strapon while wearing a binder and boyclothes and boymakeup

>>6452032
>boymakeup
What

>>6452044
You'd be surprised at what contouring can do for passing for both genders
I thjnk i am in the wrong theead and should probably go to bed anyways

tfw all you wanna do is suck dick, eat cheetos

>>6452147
Cheetos? Nah.

>>6452210

It's a song. : p
A terrible song. Also an amazing song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RASP44LpuCE

>>6452059

So he paints on zits?

>>6452230

Oh shit!
Hi Circe! Where've you been?

>>6452254

Doing life things, i guess.
My game released, people like it. I'm getting more sway in the art direction, which feels nice.
Getting used to being in a monogamous relationship again.
Also, my big sister is living with me for awhile, which feels weird.
Sup w/you

>>6452057
Yeah I'm pretty much the greatest thing ever. Humble to.

>>6452243
I assumed an eyeliner mustache.

>>6452271
>My game released, people like it
What game is this?

>>6452271
>big sister

That's weird, because you're such a big sister. Do you guys like go in the same room thinking you're going in for different reasons and then it turns out you went in there for the same reason and you have to awkwardly decide who does the thing?

Nm up here.

>>6452312

Seconded.

>>6452347
Cause you are silly.

I'm very afraid of the pride rally today, I wanted to go just to check it out but I cant shake the feeling something bad will happen. I feel unsafe

>>6452312

Grid Masters

>>6452344

I'm big sisterly~?
And lol, no.
It's more like she comes in and rearranges my living room and kitchen and cranks the AC up way too high for way too long and fills up the fridge with pre-made food she never eats.
At least it's not super long term.

>>6452376

And that's an ok way to feel. <3

>>6452382
Should I still go?
I just dont want to be exploded by a terrorist cell or worse still forcefully outed. :c

>>6452393

It's the spirit of pride, babe, going in the face of fear and rejection, to surround yourself in acceptance and celebration of your identity and not have to worry about those who'd look to go against your freedom.
But, of course.. that easy tick that just turns off that worry isn't something that's coming easily to us nowadays, i guess.
It's up to you. You don't have to be strong, that's not your duty. But you can be.

>>6450804
yeah till a fuckin leaf fell on his back
what a faggot burgundians are all the same

>>6452382
>I'm big sisterly~?

Yes.

>>6452393

Carry a knife.
Avoid abandoned bookbags.

>>6452452

Explain!

>>6452460

You look and act like a big sister.
Like, I can imagine you randomly showing someone how to bedazzle their purse.

>>6451594
debatable

>>6452468

I don't know how i feel about that
But i think i like it??
I am in fact a middle child, tho. I have one big and one little sister.

>>6452447
Hello Grinch keep killing it. You wonderfully horrible faggot.

how long until I find bf

tell me crystal ball of faggots

>>6452581
It takes time and im still waiting. Just keep moving forward ans someone will take to you eventually. One day.

>>6452563
Jesus Christ stop trying to get literally everyone to like you. You're the type of guy that cheers on both teams in a football match.

God damn it, I wanted to go this year because I'd never been, I have to work today though :(

Oh well, always another year, I expect there will be vigils for the Orlando Incident. Probably heightened police attendance too in response.

>>6452591
Nope not really. I just put up with people till they wear there welcome and just cut them off. I just give everyone a chance. Also idiots give me entertainment.

>>6452607
Not any time soon, I don't have a passport so I'm stuck on the aisle of poverty and deprivation.

>>6452740
Well, when people start having to sell their children for meat and you're down on your luck you can come stay with me. I promise I won't sell you off for meat. Unless things get *really* bad. Then it's to the knacker men you shall go.

>>6452778
Someone's jealous.

how to know if gays are in the area? i want to remove them from my crops

>>6452792
Are you perhaps confused and thinking of gophers?

I think you remove gophers with a vacuum.

>>6452798
lmao

>>6452798
>Also hitler I know you're reading this fuck you.
hahaha busted

Watching GoT atm

It sure is
>mostly just one single retard posting
In here.

>>6452812
I could take a bus and go and see in within about an hour or so. How does that make you FEEL?

>>6452792
You will need a pair of sunglasses, some fake army dogtags, and a temporary tribal tattoo. Sleeveless shirts are an optional bonus.
>enter bathroom
>put on sleeveless shirt/remove shirt
>apply tribal tattoo to your shoulder
>put on sunglasses and dogtags
>take several photos of yourself
>make sure at least one is centered on your torso, with the top of the image showing your chin but not your lips, and the bottom of the image showing your waistline and only a hint of your pants, giving the illusion of nudity
>install grindr on your phone
>set headless torso pic as your profile pic
>set name to "looking"
>leave app running for 24-48 hours over the weekend
This should reveal the location of every gay within a 3000 mile radius.

>>6452822
Ohhh, so you're only an hour away?
The kidnapping marriage seems more realistic every day.

>>6452778
That's gay though. I've been wanting to go on holiday for some time, I think my friend wants me to go with him to the Netherlands this year soon. We also want to visit America, our plan is to buy some old added land yacht banger and just rip it all over the place, then scream diplomatic immunity.

>>6452865
Yeah. I try to be.

Is it tacky to paint a lil rainbow flag on my forearm for Pride?

>hang on, ill make a group
>30 minutes pass

Do i remind him or what? How long does making a facebook group take?

L O N D O N
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Can't wait for pride in a few hours. It's gonna be great to see all the drunken fags bunning a spliff. Also just be alert for any Muslims and other suspicious homophobic races guys. Let's try to have a fun day

>>6452878
>>6452865
>>6452812
>>6452798
>>6452686
>>6452463
We get it you have autism you don't have to keep posting anime

>>6452898
Have fun bby

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wOOoooOOo

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r8 pride paraphenelia

You know once you go to one queer San Francisco party you've been to them all. I'm tire but especially I'm sick of being so tired

>>6452924
Baby gay as fuck.

Like those baby gay's with the rainbow bracelets I see every year here around pride.

>>6452926

what is a "baby gay"?

>>6452927
your new to being gay that you need to wave a flag to say you love cock

>>6452930
surely just the fact that im going to pride at all tells people that?

the rest is just for fun

>>6452936
Why aren't you using your autism anime pictures?
>>6452932
And yes it does

>>6452856
I don't think they let you take kidnap victims on the bus. They have that CCTV stuff these days just in case of stuff like that.

>>6452932
Baby gay mentality

>>6452948
here is another (you) for you

>>6452890

It's fine.

>>6452950
Can I get in on some of that action?

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>"ill let you know where to meet up in a min"
>3 hours pass

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>6453122
Rough mate

>>6453124

only 1.25 hours left until the tiem we agreed

im proper anxious

>>6452932
Why would you even do that???

how many of ya'll bottoms, or in the case of tops how many of you expect, for the asshole to be completely hairless? (shaved i guess? what?)

>>6453281

I shave the entire ass completely for a silky smooth bubble bp although I shave everything from the neck down if I'm expecting action because body hair on a qt little twink is not sexy

>>6453281
shaved would be a turn off

>>6452924
I hope you feelbad for this.

>>6452924
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DISGUSTING TOOL GET OUT

>>6453281
Trouble is some guys are into hairy bottoms and some into smooth.

I'd think for the most part if you're a very feminine bottom then you'd typically be smooth, as goes the mindset for those attracted to very feminine guys.

In the same breath though some guys may only be attracted to men with hairy butts.

Because if this descrepency for me I personally don't bother to remove my hair unless I know the guy wants me smooth.

I just realised something.

Every time I got turned on from thinking about something, it always involved me doing something, like e.g. my fetish is cigarettes and dressing up as a sissy and getting fucked or something like that, after that became normal what turned me on was doing it in public, or getting fucked like that.

I never simply thought how hot someone else is which turned me on. Picture of someone also never turned me on.

Am I narcisstic? Am I gay at all? Is having sex the only way to find out?

>>6453392
youve literally never been aroused independently of creating fantasy? I literally dont believe you; I too am male, and have experienced the male body my entire life.

>>6453392
Probably self-interest, sure. Doesn't matter much though really. No reason to worry about things if it won't come to anything, because it won't come to anything, since it won't come to anything.

>>6453402
I notice when someone is good looking, hell, I've always had a girl crush, but it never turned me on.

Even when I watch porn, I need to be able to imagine myself as one of the people, usually the one getting fucked.

>tfw musclecub
>tfw muscledaddy bf

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>mfw I just woke up and I see a bunch of complaining and problems in general
>mfw I am sleepy as fuck and I don't understand a single post

What the fug is going on lads?

>>6453441
roooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaar

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>>6453444
Rawrrrrr. Grrrrr...
The bear is looking around see to here what's what.

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>>6453460
FUCK ME HARDER DADDY, I'M YOUR PRETTY LITTLE FUCKTOY~~ <3

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>>6453509
Wow, that was sudden.
A bear daddy, huh?
Seems like I am going to destroy a twink's fucktoy asshole, wrecking it like if it was one of those fleshlights you just throw away after cumming.

>>6453516
What kind of millionaire would throw away a sex toy after using it once? Fucking bourgeoisie.

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>>6453516
This is too lewd already im sorry

>>6453518
...Don't ruin it, dude. It's a figurative language.
Obviously one will wash the sex toy after cleaning oneself.

>>6453525
You came with it, I just followed ya, hehe.
But it was nice to have that little 'shock', anon. ~

>>6453527
I think a lot of those sex toys you're not supposed to cum inside it. That's what the internet tells me.

These things are important, man. If you don't have your masturbatory hygiene what do you have.

>>6453534
I thought i could handle the lewdness.

It was all games until someone did it back

>>6453559
Well, sweetheart, seems like you couldn't. Too bad for you, we could have some fun.

>>6453536
>these things are important

Autism much?
(Mean while this is the third time in three days that i'm jerking off to star wars cosplayers).

>>6453509
>>6453516
>>6453525
>>6453534
I laughed hard. Still am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-2wvdToigI

What was your worse date gaygen? Story?

>>6453721
none

>>6453721
it was with a woman so I doubt you want to hear about it gaygen

>>6453721
damn that guy hits all my buttons
>masc
>hot
>muscles
>college football fan

take me

>>6453721
This guy is super reasonable. What's he describing is very common, happened to me too.
But my worst date by far was with a guy who sent me good looking pics, but when I arrived he was slightly chubby and sadly, situation was somehow too weird for me too just turn 180 and leave so I had to sit through that for like 15 mins being visibly angry (he was also a retard, not just chubby, i don't know which is worse) and he implied he doesn't have any money and expected me to pay for everything, which I thought was really shitty. Not that I don't have money, its about him expecting anything of me at that point that made him drop from 0/10 to -10/10. Plus he talked about going out every single weekened in one of the gay clubs and older guys paying for his drinks. He's not even good looking to pull that off so I find it weird, he probably literally asks them to pay for his drinks. This wasn't just my worse date, it was also the worst kind of gayness being revealed to me.

Then my two dates with this cute 3.14 twink that bored me to death and single handedly made me realize that's definitely not what I'm into. Won't talk shit about him though, he is a nice guy, just far too gay in the purest sense of the word. I hope he found someone by now, there are many guys into that.

>>6453721
> tfw you've never gone on a date
> tfw kissless virgin

>>6453800
>tfw same
>tfw also a wizard

Man im an asshole when I get drunk lol

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I posted a gay thing on fb, so i guess im out now?

i dont feel any different yet...

I'll be honest, I don't know how this board works and if there's a better thread for this, but could you tell me stories of how you discovered you were gay?
[spoilersapparentlydon'tworkhere]I need it for reasons[/spoiler]

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>>6453865

>be 16
>not really sure if im gay or not, pretty sure im straight
>go to a Prokofiev concert
>the pianist has a beard, is pretty muscular and well groomed, etc etc
>look at him and almost fall off my chair
>feel funny inside and spend the next 2 hours staring at him longingly, barely even listening to the music
>try and find him afterwards but cant
>feel low for a week

I had spent the previous year or so being unsure about things, but after that it was pretty much undeniable.

>>6453848
>red arrows
Lmao
Come back with real planes.

>>6453865
I kinda just liked guys and eventally came to terms with it... It wasn't a single event, I really knew once is was 13.

would you bang a dude in an open relationship?

Personally I don't think I could be in one myself, but I don't have a problem with others who have healthy open relationships. Still feel a little bit weird about banging a dude who has a bf...

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>>6453874

lmao you realise that the most of the world buys Hawk T1s from us?

aerospace design is literally the only thing the UK is still #1 at in the world

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Am I gay or bi for wanting to fuck this amazing specimen rightup the chocolate bum bum?

http://www.xvideos.com/video13020517/hottest_prettiest_tranny_you_have_ever_seen_livefreefunhd.com

>>6453884
> does cheating with someone feel weird to you?
Only on gaygen...

>>6453886
Besides Boeing and Lockheed Martin...

We used to be #1 at aerospace design from the mid-40s to 1960s.

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>another std
>probably won't be able to have sex for another month

>>6453892

Wrong, we are undisputably #1 at design and innovation in the aerospace industry.

I didn't say "manufacturing", did I?

>>6453889
Do you like not like guys, but like grils and some trannies?

Yes: It's a fetish m8 you're going to be considered bi by most.
I like guys and girls and trannies: You're bi
I like guys and trannies: Gay with a side of fetish

>>6453889
Trannies are nothing more than last minute pieces of ass at the bar when you can't find anything else that night.

Id rather fuck a tranny than a fat bitch.

Trannies are made to be sexually harassed.

>>6453874

Cute little trainer aircraft are pretty cool

I Just wish the DCS devs would stop adding so many into the game

>still no f-14
>ywn be the qt twink backseater helping your Senpai splash Backfires and protect the cvbg

;_;

I buckled on going to Dublin pride and a party today , for no particular reason

>>6453903
What about girls, trannies and femboys? Does that make me gay? I have no issues sucking dick and plugging asses with a cutie like that. I'm honestly just curious to know if i am or not cause I don't want to be mislabelling shit if the question ever comes up.
If its just a fetish, a phase or I'm really gay.

>>6453910
That's seems pretty mean.

>>6453921
I don't fucking know or care tbqh.

I just live in hatred.

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>>6453898
Really, in aerospace, manufacturing and design go hand-in-hand. The US leads in aerospace, mostly because it is the largest consumer of aerospace products and that creates a demand which is many times met domestically in aerospace.

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>>6453916

I went to Pride, but my friends got lost so i had to spend the time by myself

im still pretty buzzed - some guys were handing out free 6packs to everyone and overall i had a good time.

>>6453928

I was talking about innovation - i think its pretty obvious the US will have the most sales. The UK has frost control, compressor, SABRE cycling, etc technologies no other country does.

Although now we don't have access to EU vacuum chambers and testbeds, I am not sure how long that will last...

>>6453921
You sound bi to me, liking fembois ( but not girls ) is gay but if you also like girls you're definitely bi.

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>you will never fuck an F-22
why even live ;_;

>>6453961
And that's why aeromorphs/porn with airplanes exist.

>>6453961
Honestly I feel the F-35 is a superior fighter thanks to its better information gathering. People seem to forget that the F-22 was proposed way back in the 80s. While it's still a god-tier plane, the F-35 has it beat in every arena, 1v1, except air to air combat

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hey this thread reminds me

i won a £5000 prize last week for an aircraft design competition - feeling pretty chuffed desu

>>6453941
Yeah but the US also has the F-35 and the slew of tech that was integrated onto it. The US also invented stealth.
>inb4 russian theoretical papers
Sure, but the US were the ones that made the theory practical.

>>6453973
The complications with the F-35 are literally just memes too. Same shit happened with the F16.

F-35 is top notch when working in formation with the missile mothership C130 for taking out (Russian) SAM sites (in Eastern Europe). That's pretty much what it was built for.

https://warisboring.com/darpa-s-vision-of-future-war-swarms-of-missiles-and-drones-247493c1e4c2#.gy665os88

>>6453848
Why the French/Dutch/Luxembourg/drunk Russian flag?

>>6453983

i think its just the red white + blue of the union jack actually

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>>6453941
Here is an interesting graphic, this is the source: http://aerospacereview.ca/eic/site/060.nsf/eng/00046.html. It shows R&D intensity.

>>6453865
>how you discovered you were gay?
Well I was jerking off to various types of porn and I slowly noticed a correlation between the percentage of cock and my arousal.

>>6453986
well at least make it look somewhat like the Union Jack and not just 3 lines of the most common colors used in flags.
Or do a rainbow since it's pride anyway.

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>when you're a scary masked man but you still like dicks

And that was how I washed the dishes today. I have esophagitis so any kind of nausea can make me puke... ;w;

>>6453988
France is upgrading its Rafales, isn't it?

We don't have to do much R&D because the next load of planes we're getting are the F-35 and most of the R&D just goes into making new missiles. Also iirc RAF got their budget slashed hugely.

>tfw people still spout "muh trillion dollars" about the F-35 program without realising the $1trn is for R&D and maintenance for an entire fleet of like 5000 aircraft over 50 years
ree

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>>6453996
looks like pic

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>>6453981
>warisboring
[spoiler]That article's pretty good though[/spoiler]

>>6453996
I wish I had a scary mask to hide behind.

>>6454002
>that mask
>brian griffin

I've seen people that compared my mask to Mickey Mouse, but Brian? Pfft.

>>6453931
Like I kinda wanted free condoms but idk I just didn't feel up for it

>>6454010
Why, anon?
Tell me about that wish of yours.

>>6454013
I need to protect my feels from the outside world.

>>6454015
I don't really need the mask, you know. If we were friends i'd borrow it to you, and i'd buy another, so we could go around and hide our feels.

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>>6453996
pickup that can

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How does one become a nice good person?

I don't really feel guilt or bad because im mean but I now that it hurts others not really that I care but that I should care.

How do I become empathetic?

>>6454026
See a doctor

>>6454026
Leave 4chan and go outside.

No really that's literally it.

I'm home alone and wondering, what attitudes and values do people tend to share with their partners. What do you and a potential long term bf have to agree on? And what are things that you're willing to accept/tolerate, but not necessarily agree with?

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how realistic is it for me to look on grindr for:

1. someone 18-19
2. who doesnt mind just doing oral (i cba to prep my ass)
3. who will cuddle me afterwards

>>6454067
You're better off finding a unicorn.

>>6454066
Dirty assholes
Being overly competitive

>>6454026
That is what empathy is you silly. Compassion is something else.

>>6453721

Lived with this canadafag who literally tried to hold me hostage as a slave. We webcammed and stuff beforehand and there were things I liked about him, but I didn't know how filthy he would be in person. He was disgusting, overweight, and his apartment smelled weird. I tried to look past all his flaws but I couldn't after 2 days of being there and tried to make plans to leave by being honest with him. He got angry, begged me to stay, cried. He even locked me in a room all day while he was at work. I couldn't even get out to use the bathroom. He tried to rape me when he got home that day, but I wasn't having it. I was put in-between a rock and a hard place. He was way worse than the guy he portrays himself to be online. Eventually while he was at work the next day I left and went home. He was bitter, called my parents, made up things on the tinychat about me, banned from the tinychat, shared sex pics & videos with others over skype, tried to make me feel bad about leaving, said I stole things, etc. I've never met a guy before that was this mentally deranged and retarded. I should of known better though since he literally has nude pics of everyone who has ever been in the tinychat on his computer and had an obsession with finding out everyone personal information on gaygen. I hope none of you have to deal with someone like that.

>>6454066
>What do you and a potential long term bf have to agree on?
Respect our individual differences and desires.
>And what are things that you're willing to accept/tolerate, but not necessarily agree with?
That he thinks I'm cruel to people and that I should rethink my life choices.
>things I cannot tolerate under any circumstance
Him wanting to leave the basement.

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>>6454075
>Dirty assholes
is this literal or figurative???

>>6453721

meeting rugby, i was so ready to dump him until he made me cum hands free, only than did I know he was my bae

>>6454087
...

>not sure if real mouse, or...

>>6454087
There's always some edgy doxer autist in generals. They always ALWAYS have legit mental issues like actual issues.

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>>6453721
My 1st and only one sadly
He was into guys with that whole sissy femboi fetish shit and called me cringey ass shit like his pain slut and other cringey shit like that. Only knew the guy for 2 weeks so it was a bad move desu. Worst part was that after we were done fucking he went and played minecraft and browsed lol e sports on reddit

I may be a try hard but at least I fucking try.

>>6454129

it's me

People are still friends with him on skype, which is awkward. If they only knew what kind of person he is IRL.

>>6454152
I know. I thought he was just doing those things to be funny. He showed a softer side to me on skype which wasn't there IRL.

>>6453721
The first one, I just realized I don't enjoy being around people much. Nothing wrong with the guy but all the time I was just thinking about what I'm going to do once I get home, and it was boring and awkward.

>>6454176
Oh hey mouse me matt bear whats been good man.

>>6453721

Him: let's hang out and play video games
Me: okay

Play games..get horny..suck each other..talk
4 hours later...

Me: I need to go to sleep
Him: I can't stay the night, my gf would get mad
Me: Oh...you have a gf?
Him: It's complicated
Me: mm-hmm
Him: I'm bi, I thought I told you that
Me: actually you didn't

>>6454176
>>6454087
Gaylor is creepier than I thought..

>>6454214
Suck his dick again just in case

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>>6454087
I'm afraid of myself and that I will turn out like that. I try not to get very close to people but when I do I notice I get incredibly jealous even to insane levels. If someone ever told me he likes me I'd never let him go.

>>6454232
Thats Creepy mate. But hey man at least you admit it and can work on it

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>>6454232
>If someone ever told me he likes me I'd never let him go.

I want a guy to treat me like his prized possession. I find it endearing.

>>6453878
thank you for posting.
>>6453871
I have never felt that. for anything or anyone. Sucks. I want to try being in love, hell, I'd settle for a crush.
>>6453991
i jsut spent the last hour or so browsing this board. My dick had reactions to the gay parts of your bisexual thread.

I'm mostly here trying to figure out if I'm gay, or there's something else going on.
Thanks to you for responding, and sorry for my late as fuck response!
Reading through the rest of the thread now.

>>6454087
Damn.
I'm guessing he went to jail afterwards?

>>6454258
I don't think gaylor ever went to jail.

>break up with first bf because of a libido mismatch
>start dating again and making a point of asking guys about their libidos before getting serious
>they all have admittedly low sex drives
>even guys I've met on Grindr
What the fuck? How did the predatory sex deviant gay man stereotype even come to exist?

>>6453991
So you do not need to insert your penis inside a gay male anus to be a gay?

>>6454274
Wtf, dude...

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>>6454087

is this the guy?

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>>6454289

>>6454276
>they all have admittedly low sex drives
They just say that to not sound like sluts

>>6454281
Well, to be a true homosexuals you'd have to consensually touch balls with another man, and you must not say "no homo" after the deed.

>>6454301
Oh actually to add on that you must look the partner in the eyes and say "yes homo" (or whatever in your native language).

If you do that you're officially a homosexual.

>>6454176
Glad you got away from all that then.
So, are you still transitioning?

>>6454276
Try another state

If I'm tall muscular and straight where do I go to get sucked off by twins/CDs/femboys?

I want to try it out

>>6454340
fuck off faggot

>>6454301
>>6454312
I always thought the test went as follows:
enjoys dicks in his mouth = homosex
enjoys vagina in his mouth = hetero
enjoys dicks and vagina in his mouth = bisexed
enjoys as many dicks and vaginas as he can get, but not possibly manage = biscum

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>>6454343
https://discord.gg/0lMiZkbGUXjIAW8e


Ask for hitler

YO I AM ACTUALLY ABOUT TO HOOKUP VIA GRINDR FOR THE FIRST TIME!

what do i do?

>>6454370
BROOOOO!
Maki from the trap general? Fit bro?

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what hot youtubers do you follow?

>>6454347
Look at it as if it were christianity.
You can be born and raised christian, but to be a true christian ou'd have to do their initiation ritual thing.

With homosexuality it is the same.
Liking cock means you have homosexual feelings, but in order to truly join your brothers in the Church of the Holy Penis you'd have to swear allegiance to cock.
Only then may you be anointed with Cock's holy water.

>>6454376
Lel
Ive been on there before back in the day surprised people still remember me regularly.

>>6454372
prepare your anus

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>>6454397

>>6454403
Did you join the navy? Are you bi

Do I need a condom to blow a guy off grindr?

>>6454412
The navy didn't work out and yeah im bi
: 3

Is this that juicy guy from fraud back in the day?

>>6454417
Yeah, no homo
What happened? I'm deployed right now, military life isn't too fun

Did you get a femboy bf?

>>6454422
Lel no im always single. Just shitposting my life away right saving up money to go to a different country and live there.


I ended getting kicked out one week before graduation because of health issues.
What branch did you join? Where are you deployed at?

>>6454431
Army, kuwait. That sucks I guess, but the navy is kinda gay anyway

What country? Where do I go to fuck traps and femboys bro

>>6454413
yes (but good luck making that happen)

http://www.ashasexualhealth.org/stdsstis/oral-sex-stis/

note that it's even possible to get syphilis with kissing
http://www.std-gov.org/blog/can-get-std-kissing/

Did anyone here have someone that "tought" them to be gay (an older gay friend, first semi-serious boyfriend, etc)?

>>6454458
Why do you want to fuck fembois?
you know they are super spergs right

>>6454482
They're cute and I get off on putting faggots in their place

>>6454465
nope!

>>6454464
>Although highly unlikely, the possibility of receiving this dangerous STD through kissing should not be discarded. It takes an infected partner, the presence of open sores in the mouth and bad odds, but it can happen.
shouldn't be kissing people with open sores in your mouth in the first place

>your super normie gay facebook friend keeps posting libcuck shit like "apologize to muslims!" and liking pictures of his twink clone couple friends
I should delete him; I don't even talk to him IRL anymore.

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>>6454458
Damn thats sweet as shit im surprised you joined the military. Hope it works out for you. Navy is mostly for traveling and mechanical stuff.

Don't go to that dischord there's no real trannies there besides hitler. I've never been in there I only speculate.
You could always go to mtfg. Go to chaser general there's a bunch of thirsty traps there and tall muscular that's all you need there.

If you're going on mtfg pick up an anime image.

Also for real life go to thailand if you can in the military. The trannies there were a meme in the military.

>>6454464
>note that it's even possible to get syphilis with kissing
People are all over hiv but it's actually a very fragile virus.
Compared to some std's you get when you only as much as look at them funny.

>>6454487
Then just fuck a faggot like a normal homo dude

>>6454502
He's most certainly some self conscious mathc with a small penis.
That or he's a closet bisexual.

>>6454431
>I ended getting kicked out one week before graduation because of health issues.

sorry you got hiv from a tranny ;(

>>6454491

Do it. Why do guys use facebook anyway? So weird. It's basically a gossip site for girls and fags.

>>6454492
Have you seen trappchan from /fit? Pretty cute

Tell me about your first bi experience, no homo. Trying to fuck some boupussy when. I get home

>>6454502
They don't look fem or act like it

>>6454515
without a facebook account you can look suspect to certain potential employers
its also good for organizing parties

>>6454516
>Their voices are more high pitch
>Their manipulative
>They are insult anyone else who tries to get on your cock
>They can hold a conversation
Fembois are just faggots rejected by the social group and are too autistic to socialize

>>6454516
Yeah I've seen trappy. I get confused for her sometimes lol.

The only bi experiences I've ever had was making out with my friends drunken.
Ive made out with like 30 dudes but have never fugged. Closest I've came to it was when my friend came out the closet i made out with him for like two hours.

O yeah you can go to femgen they would love you there.
>>6454509
:p

>>6454533
Sounds good to me

>>6454534
Making out with s guy is just too gay for me

>>6454087

I knew Gaylor was crazy, but geez, that's really fucked up.

>>6454524
>its also good for organizing parties
With people you never intended to come because you made it public instead of private and now thousands of people from all over the country are partying in your garden.

>>6454541
Then don't winge when they speak about anime, Winge about how they look and generally spew their insecurities onto you.

>>6454545
not my fault you have zero how how technology works

>>6454553
I want to be their daddy :3

>>6454567
Yeah you seem autistic enough that they would like you. Have fun being the alpha male top dom master daddy Big dick bandit boy hole gaper.

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>>6454574
Why are you so bitter

Tfw no sissy qt slam piece

>>6454557
I don't even use facebook darling.
Besides, If I were to do that, It'd be held in front of your house, not mine.

new thread:
>>6454595
>>6454595
>>6454595

>>6454590
because fuck being optimistic about people who make themselves into a fetish. I'd rather be a bitter asshole then a optimistic cunt who encourages being a shallow vain human being who only cares about sexual pleasures