How do I find a qt lesbian willing to be my beard? Of course,

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>>6441089
2016
Not out

>>6441089

>qt
>lesbian

You should know by now those are mutually exclusive. Now, really, why do you want a cute beard if all you really need is a beard?

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Beard?

>>6441579
A "beard" is a woman who is with a gay guy, with or without her knowing he is gay. It comes from the idea that a gay guy, to hide his sexuality, will grow a beard to appear more masculine and, therefore, straight.

For example, a gay guy may marry a woman because he wants to maintain the societal norm of being straight. His wife becomes his "beard".

I'm a lesbian and was a "beard" for a gay guy. His parents were elderly and in poor health and he knew they would take him being gay hard. So I pretended to be his girlfriend at family affairs.When both his parents passed away, he dropped the pretense immediately.

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>>6441642
Thanks, I've never heard this term. Never heard of people searching for such arranged relationships as well, must be rather convenient though.
Self-haters usually just force themselves to be with a straight partner and cheat on them later... which rarely goes well for either of them.
I am "that weird permavirgin guy" already, so there is no need for a cover up identity with friends and at work. Parents keep pestering me with questions about relationships and family, but I usually simply ignore them.

>>6441089
Stop being a colossal faggot and just come out. That doesn't mean that you have to be a pride parade dildo wiggling chaps wearing faggot but at least you don't need to lie to people when they ask you why you don't have a girlfriend.

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>>6441819
>just come out
Not everyone lives in the first world, you know.

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>>6442103
>being poor
>being a shit skin
>living in the third world

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>>6442124
REEEEEEE!
You privileged 14-percenters all must die.
Uprising now!

>>6442199
What a coincidence, 86% of the World's population resides in shitholes that no one cares about.