/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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>>6440327
. . . . gross

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nth for succ

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OK

>>6440312
i guess so
>>6440310
moofy and sam
>>6440323
lmaooooo
>>6440330
>story time?
no story, but we were casual friends for a period, and its just weird seeing a "friend" naked and fucking I guess
for me anyway

Just wanted to say you trans chicks are so lucky, I just started my period and the vaginal cramping is so bad I want to die. Be happy you get to look like girls without the misery of actually being one.

>>6440341
>being sexually liberated and feminine is gross
Fuck off hon

>>6440327
Huh, disgusting

>>6440350
i hope you burn to death in low heat flames and spend all of eternity being tormented by flies

>>6440322
You're right, but doing both is clearly best

>>6440347
>tfw you will never see sam hyde's dick
why even live

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>tfw you have the best gf

>>6440357
>tfw you mix both constantly

>>6440357
only with ur gf tho!

>>6440356
I already am(minus the flies) with all these fucking chunks of uterus leaking into my pad

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>>6440347
>tfw Sam Hyde will never have you in a headlock
just kill me fampai

>>6440355
>disgusting
just like your face and your shit personality

>>6440350
>Look like girls
Y-yeah, sure...

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>>6440350
Yeah but at least someday you can have children if you chose to. I'm just a fucking eunuch that looks like a girl.

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>>6440362
>mfw when reading this while eating

Faye if ur serious I wouldn't say no to meeting you. I'll try to be lewd for fun but I've never been with had sex as a girl and I'd be super nervous

>>6440350
I have straight up told my girlfriend I'd take her cramps if I could carry our baby, it makes me sad :/

>>6440366
>Look ma he posted it again
Stay mad anon

>>6440341
Not much more gross than you, hon faggot.

>>6440374
It's even more sad that you don't look like a girl.

Also *literally butterflies from imagining being with faye and rachel.*

>>6440373
I'm kidding beeps
^_^ you're very pretty and I'm sure we'll both get to have sex like that someday

I'm worried about it too

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>>6440376
Ha jokes on u! u cant be a hon AND a fgt!

me - 1
u - 0

>>6440350
As much as I'd totally get a hysterectomy if I was cis we still got the short end of the stick
>>6440359
Those are pretty great feels~
>>6440360
Of course, though I do occasionally cuddle with other people, Bexe is the sole recipient of any lewdness

>>6440370
google it if you are ballsy enough
>>6440374
I would give you all my female organs if it were possible

>>6440373
God you're retarded.

>>6440386
platonic cuddles are so wonderful ~

>>6440382
>>6440383
M-mmy heart..
I'm taking a bubble bath.. Couldnt stay away
And this amount of cute and tender just made my heart poop a little.
Omg!

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hi i'm EXTREMELY drunk, pls AMA

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>>6440389
>>6440390

>>6440393
Your face, jaw and shoulders.

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I brought my brother into my room to watch a video
My girl stuff was on my bed

>>6440388
i have to clean the womens bathroom at work every morning. believe me i know. and i have 5 sisters so not much us unknown :x

>>6440396
Who'd you go out with!

>>6440396
Hayyz me too.
Why dont your ovaries work yet

>>6440361
what the fuck?
pls explain 2 me?
>>6440373
lmao
>>6440380
LMAO

>>6440398
Oh tru

>>6440396
no bc you didn't answer my Skype messages =(

>>6440396
Edie what kind of guy do you think would be good for me

>>6440400
Ugh I can't even stand looking at my own blood in the toilet so you are one tough cookie to be able to hand that :x

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>>6440396
What kind of wine pairs well with roast chicken?

>>6440399
Just tell him you're mastering the art of disguise and have many different set ups like that, not just to be a woman.

>>6440373
Jesus fucking christ dude haha.

>>6440413
You shout transition :∆}

>>6440396
did you know faye never left her girlfriend before you dumped her?

>>6440396
Do u think I'm qt
>>6440390
No bullying I'm sensitive
>>6440383
O-oh..haha..mee too faye. Good one.

>>6440391
They are.
I mean, gf cuddles are best cuddles, but it's still really nice to be able to share the joy of cuddles with other people I care about
>>6440396
Why'd you come back? I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm glad to have you, I just missed it so I'm not sure what happened

>>6440421
Did you know fucking hons and tripfag drama?

>>6440420
Haha to what, a dude? I mean yeah I hate having periods and all but I love dressing like a girl and I would make a horrible guy

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>>6440424
Hahaha... Yeah... Ha...........

>>6440424
No, you don't get it. Eventually you will realize that Faye doesn't give a shit about you.

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hi girls

i went to the dr and he said i might have an infection or something

also my dr is really really cute

>>6440413
some days are easier than others friend

>>6440426
i get my auntie to cuddle with me sometimes she's my only supportive relative :3

>>6440434
I know she doesn't you bitch just let me feel like I have a single friend in this life lol holy shit

>>6440429
Just transition the specific parts you might have to go to your manufacturs dealership and they'll probably try and charge you for a lot of bullshit you don't need

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>>6440401

notttt the guy i want to be with looll. he's sending me song recs rn tho and ujdanhuidajauikadoandaj

>>6440402

because after god cast me out and i fell from heaven he saw no reason to give me what i desired ever again and forced a wicked life upon me

>>6440410

you di d NOT send me a msg to respond to we were just talkin bout ur hair i thought!!

>>6440412

a really understanding and dominant one honestly. i think you need to be with a guy who can tell you what to do but actually cares enough about you to order you around in a way that's actually beneficial for you and your life, and someone who doesn't use you for one reason or another, or force you to resort to using him for one thing or another. i just want you to be happy bb.

>>6440414

idk i only drink red because i'm a harlot

>>6440421

no but even if that were true it would be ok

>>6440424

yes but i don't think you're cis tier yet. at some point prob. ur a midget with a tiny bone structure so i don't worry about you.

>>6440426

i neeedededd to vent about this man i've been in love with for what feels like my entire life and then i was foound out cause i'm super obvious apparently and ya

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>>6440350
Yeah it's like you're the ugliest girl to the point where people don't even recognize you as female and no male wants to be with you long-term because you can't breed. What a small price to pay for not having periods

>>6440414
red
>youre welcome

>>6440434
You sound like r9k, I care a lot about a lot of people here, very deeply, I want to see them get better, and have better loves, and love it when they're successful, and feel bits of pain when they aren't

I'm not a sociopath

>>6440444
HA tricked rofl :^)

>>6440442
I'm ur friend :(

>>6440445
Two words: ovarian cysts
Most cis women get them and when they burst they are on par with appendicitis pain.

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>>6440444
Yesssss I need a kind dom bf uguu~ idk I think things will be easier in dc

>>6440447
whats wrong with being a sociopath?

that awkward feeling when i remember most people don't think lightheartedly joking about killing myself is very funny

>>6440447
I am.
>just assuming nobody cares
>comfy frame of mind
>return comfy favor
>waiting to die
BTW, cypro isn't THAT bad on your liver.
I should have some kind of issues by now but my panels keep coming back clear :(

>>6440447
Nice taqiya fayede.

>>6440444
>if that were true it would be ok

I didn't want to even acknowledge it, but that kinda hurts, it's not ok

>>6440464
You're doing it wrong.
It has to look careless

>>6440464
i guess it depends on the context D:

>>6440468
Is good, those 8 beers had me worried tho

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>>6440396
Who do you play the most in Overwatch? Do a voice clip of you saying one of their lines.

>>6440471
you look like jocelyn

>>6440477
it was careless though! I was just like "gotta do the dishes tomorrow or i'll kill myself. so i have to do the dishes now" it wasn't like a super good joke or anything but it was careless D:

>>6440480
whatabout:
have a sad kil bb

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>>6440457

h-ha u got me .3.

>>6440460

i honestly think things are only going to get better for you. i really do believe that.
you just have to let yourself be happy and understand how valuable you are, and don't let anyone fool you into thinking otherwise.

>>6440471

i really don't like her because she acted like my friend and then relentlessly made fun of me for just talking to people one night.
it made me feel really bad.

>>6440475

i'm over all that stuff anyways idk it would be fine lol

>>6440485

1. dva 2. tracer 3. widowmaker
u do not want to hear me as dva omg wiw lol

>>6440481
I'm on like 23, now?
I drank outside, too.
I'm finishing this fucking cube, dammit.


>purposely taking 100mg cypro & getting happered every day.

I did the same with Spiro.. But with 3 bottles of wine a night.
My heart would twitch & I'd get dizzy

But I swear I'm immortal
An immortal tranny :/

the picture of me in that tier list is not ideal

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>>6440492
PLS DO A DVA CLIP WHILE DRUNK

>>6440492
You're the best and I'm lucky to have you as a friend <3

>>6440439
did he give you a succ?

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>>6440488
>living in orange county

(i went to Troy HS in Fullerton)

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>>6440487
about the kms thing but the response to the other person clears it up. idk who would get upset about something like that? it's obviously a joke!

>>6440492
Lmao too ez. but 4 real tho did you stay home and get drunk?

>>6440492
It'd mean I lied though, I'd hope a friend would never lied to me

>>6440498
>still posts the same pic they took months ago because theres been zero progress since
Have fun getting clocked!

>>6440498
Is this Jocelyn?

>>6440444
Edie can I join your fb group of trans girls? I want to make myself feel better. : )

>>6440446
>not white
Whyy ;~;

>>6440048
>>6440082
>>6440107
Took me a bit to round up the numbers.

Where the real money is is in the stock market trading other people's money. ;) You get "friends" with deep pockets if you can do it well which is what I did. I started with $164,000 traded for just my parents when I was 13, and by 19, the year before I was dumped into conversion therapy, I was trading a $60 million fund. I really wish I could have continued to do it, but the ECT they used on me in the conversion therapy shattered my mind and destroyed my stock trading skills.

I made 2% of the fund size per year as my commission. For their investment, the fund had a real gain after taxes and commissions of just over 18% average per year over the years I ran it. I was roughly getting $575/hour pre taxes assuming a 40 hour work week. That also wasn't my only income. I had painting and photo sales, as well as courtesan earnings, and investment income from previous years unspent income.

Oh, income taxes were running just over 60% in 1984. I don't know what I really paid, as I had some deductions. US, NY State, and NY City all had their own income taxes. NYC was 3.88% alone.

>>6440507
/shenevercaredthewayyoudid/

>>6440494
thats okay.

>>6440511
white wine goes with shrimp

>>6440440
That's adorable!
I usually feel uncomfortable cuddling my parents, since they're unsupportive and kind of jerks, and I don't have any other family...
>>6440444
Welcome back
I have no idea how you could not notice something like that, but then again I'll probably do worse.
I hope he feels similarly

>>6440375
>rod stewart
>calling anyone else a hon
o i am laffin at you

chad here, looking for a slam pig

any takers?

>>6440439
sounds cool
>>6440504
>troy
T R A S H

>>6440517
There are way more lucrative ways to work, but, everyone can work up to getting a job with benefits, only a lucky few can manage funds like that

>>6440504
do you know my friend gabe

he goes to csuf

>>6440529
>Look ma he posted the unrelated celebrity reference again

>>6440509
it's jocelyn's pic, but i dont think it's them posting it since it'd been shooped
also i believe jocelyn lives on the east coast
>>6440517
hmmm
that seems nice

>>6440517
As much as that sounds great earning-wise not everyone can trade stocks well
How could it be legal for anyone to stick a 19 year old in conversion therapy?

>>6440521
White wine goes with seafood and poultry
Red wine goes with red meat
Light reds can be treated as white
Strong whites can be treated as red

reminder that most people on mtfg are anons who rarely or never post

these anons are the stable ones who wouldn't dare posting pics, since they have actual lives that could be ruined

>>6440533
lol bitch when i was there it was top 25 in the county.

>>6440539
idk, i was c/o '10. mostly knew c/o '09-'11 kids

>>6440439
you always say that but you never date him

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>>6440499

omg but hwyyyy
i'm gonna sound horrible i have raspy drunk voice no i cnat do it

>>6440501

I FEEL THE SAME WAY BOUT U GUR

>>6440506

i did some stuffs but i just want to be wit one gu y forever and ifound this old bloggin's of mine where i was talking about how he told me i was going to be the wife of a doctor some day (since he's going to med school etc) and aahhhuasdhsidh
i hate my life. i legit spent 4 hours earlier planning my escape to europe

>>6440507
>>6440519

i just don't hold onto stuff like that and i've been through a lot and i've been forced to be ok with stuff and ppl are who they are and idk
it doesn't matter anymore, iit's in the past. i have to keep moving to survive.

>>6440510

no i'm not adding anyone else from here anymore

>>6440523

ty, idk. i feel like i fucked up our relationship mahybe cause i should have already ...idik. it's complicated. it's been 6-7 years. a lot has happened. i just want him. so i'm rooting for me.!!! and im trying relally hard to becime the person i need to be and actualizing my dreams cause if i don't do it he won't want me. i need to be better for him.

>>6440552
thats me.

>live happily in stealth
>whenever feeling a little down I come to mtfg to make fun of the gross hons and feel better

repeat every few weeks.

>>6440555
>county
i meant country

>>6440552
The anons need the trips just as much as the trips need the anons

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>>6440559
Do a Roadhog clip then! Come on you know you wanna!

>>6440562
>>6440555
yeah ik, i was joking
still
>oc
>living behind the iron curtain
>oc people
absolutely meh

>>6440447
>I'm not a sociopath
In my mind I imagine this in the voice of Richard Nixon.

>>6440559
first off, be better for you. that's important too. and secondly why Europe of all places?? 0,0

>>6440561
Seattle friend?

>>6440551
white wine goes with shrimp

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>>6440577
Shrimp is seafood, so yes it does

>>6440552
all the unposted cuties... have a sad cum chasers...

but if you're out to everyone anyway it doesn't really matter

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Alright I just got a lot of money. More than half a year's salary for me. What do I spend it on for transition? So far I have in mind:
1. Laser hair removal for face and chest
2. Voice Feminisation surgery
3. Maybe FFS, maybe later for that.
4. Orchiectomy (Should I do it myself?)
5. Enough quality clothes to go full time (of course)
What did you do first or would you recommend?

Also Edie you left for a week and its been stupid.

>>6440444
Ty edie. Hope you're well.
>>6440457
You are korra..but Internet friends can only do so much..

>>6440559
Why do you always come here spouting of your new dream you're totally going to accomplish, you've been doing it for years, and yet you're still a single tranny camwhore with no education

>>6440579
yep

>>6440571
i was always sort of a misfit there but i still have a lot of orange county in me. the weirdly conservative moral tilt, the condescending sense of superiority, having all asian friends, ect

>>6440580
Just fucking off. Fucking holy fucking christ you are a turd.

>>6440582
alas it is true I am only words on a screen :(

>>6440584
LOL rekt liek go to community college or sumfin bitch

>>6440561
heyyyyy me too lmao

>>6440581
>4. Orchiectomy (Should I do it myself?)
Put therapy high up on the list if you actually have this thought.

>>6440571
Depends what part of oc you go to, I am in orange and it's pretty average. Now south oc (Newport, Laguna, RSM) is where the insufferable conservative yuppies live, avoid those places at all costs.

>>6440593
Post too many times at once anon?

>>6440581
>>6440601

self orchiectomy is an awful idea

do not do that ever, high chance of being a total disaster

deleted the post quoting somebody in the classic rock argument thread

>>6440593
I live pretty close to a hospital and I am good at doing serious things on drugs. Why not though?

>>6440593
Don't listen to this anon it's completley safe and painless if you do it correctly. You need to hang yourself by the testicles for a few hours to get the blood out and just lop it all off with one chop. You'll want to have a tampon or two to stop thr bleeding. Good luck.

>>6440581
Don't do voice surgery
Personally I'd lean towards face laser (or electro) but it depends on what your hair's like
Don't FFS until you've been on HRT for a while, no sense in doing it while you're still changing
Clothes might be good, but try to get 'em cheap, thrift stores and stuff

>>6440609
what if you pass out from shock and then bleed out?

>>6440609
Please seek a mental professional.

>>6440595
only memes anon :6

what is wrong

>>6440601
ok I'm already in therapy you turd. I'm just disturbed by my balls. They're bigger than average and many people have done it themselves, successfully.

>>6440559
>want a man forever
>no ltr ltr relationship
>dgaf if you've been cheated on

You're young AF m8... And you've clearly never loved proper. Proper proper.
Not lust until it died.
But love..

Ttyl. I'm going to bed

>>6440581
>4. Orchiectomy (Should I do it myself?)
lmao
if you have money why would you do it yourself?
fucking lol
get laser and ffs
>>6440594
>, having all asian friends,
oh man
i keked
idk all the orange county people I have ever known have been generally shit....but now that i think about it most people are like that so, EH
the conservative swing is mainly a result of it [FORMERLY] being predominately white in the OC, but holy shit, in the last five years or so there are so many latino's it fucking weird
just a billion latinx out of nowhere even in deep orange county it's almost frightening
>>6440603
i live in orange county
i dont usually have much of a need to go past HB or so though.

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>>6440568

>pigglywiggly
i could never do a roadhog impression i am screaming irl lmao
ohw dare u!!!

>>6440574

i want to be better for me but idk. for years now he's been like this huge motivator in my life? like he's why i got on HRT consistently and why i felt comfortable and transitioned in the first place and why i got into vidya again and why i felt ok in my body and why i've worked to look prettier and why i broadened my interests and why i have a huge range of music taste and every interest i've ever had he was a part of in some way. i've been in love with him since i was 17. and i can't even tell him that. and he's everything and if i achieved that i could die happily. literally finding posts of me talking about him almost 2 years ago was ridic. it's been such a long time coming. pic related.
europe is just beautiful. if i run away, that's where i'm going.

>>6440584

but being a single tranny camwhore has been my dream for years and i just had flings in between lol
that's why i dumped so many guys

>>6440614
If I'm bleeding too much I'll call 911, duh
bexe yr the prettiest girl in these threads these days

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starting to get sick of not having a gf

havent had one since 2nd grade and it's really starting to wear on me

>>6440618
you'll more likely than not bleed to death anon. dont do it.

>>6440350
>you get to look like girls
>without actually being one
kill yourself

>>6440559
well I hope someday I can just be someone you trust, I get that you've been hurt and its hard

>>6440599
No No , be nice, her ex from 7 years ago is going to want an unemployed chubby camwhore with a 6 face and a 3 body, he loves her for her GED and all the social etiquette that growing up poor brings you.

>>6440629
Nah if anything I will just go on that birth control that only gives you one period per 3/4 months~

>>6440613
My facial hair is advanced. Dude my voice is pretty fem at the moment I would pass so good if I got that. It's the biggest sources of my dysphoria.

A magical fairy comes to you and offers you two options. Press the yellow button and you will work hard for the next you. You will learn a valuable trade, improve yourself, learn makeup, voice training, pick up a new language and get all your legal documents in order. By the end of this year you will be financially stable and fund most of your transition, pass, and on your way to pursuing your dreams. Press the blue button and you will open the tab to a few tutorials but ultimately forget them and continue to shitpost for the next five years.

You press the blue button.

I'm sorry you already pressed the blue button.

Look you can't go back, that's not how these things work. You've pressed the blue button. You can't change your mind now.

I'm sorry that's just the choice you made.

>>6440625
>dumped so many guys and girls

Ftfy

>>6440629
>being this entitled over claiming you are female
pics then faggot

>>6440626
you can't call 911 if you already passed out from shock

there's no need to hugbox, i'm just trying to help desu...
does your doctor talk to you about trans stuff? orchiectomies will come up from time to time if so, and it's better to get it done legitimately than risk your life to save some hundreds of dollars

>>6440625
omg I'm gunna slap you JUST ASK HIM OUT ALREADYYYY ur so obviously in love! AHHHHH!

>>6440640
I don't understand what you're talking about

>>6440637
I do both very slowly

sick of the bullshit

>>6440645
Probably because your brain is shit from believing you are trans when you really aren't and you're ruining it for the rest of us

>>6440627
oh shit
i had a gf in second grade too
or was it a bf
idr

go to a club and dance with lots of girls and you'll get a gf in no time anon

>>6440630
serious question-why would anyone trust anyone?
thats dumb

>>6440625
you literally
just described
everything that happened since I met you lol

>legit hrt
>video games again
>feel comfortable with transitioning

we're you like, reenacting him for me?

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Should I buy overwatch?

>>6440624
>implying long beach is orange county

>>6440648
Agreed, all the new posters, Faye and Edie should leave.

>>6440650
what makes you think I'm not trans
what am I ruining

>>6440653
Did you make enough tokens fapping for it?

>>6440651
>go to a club and dance with lots of girls and you'll get a gf in no time anon
>going to club
>dancing
>going outside at all
>doing anything fun at all
>interacting with the opposite sex in any real capacity
are you kidding me with this bs

>>6440643
We will see.
Not hugboxing. I don't do that. Just wanted to tell you that imho yr the most attractive one still postin. Maybe cuz yr my style, grill

>>6440538
True. As a hardware programmer I managed $160k per year. That is I designed the logic circuits in computer hardware. Same thing Brad has done.

>>6440548
Very sketchy. My wife died. being the last person on the list of my next of kin alive, the doc assumed next of kin role, and had me committed to a mental institution for conversion therapy. Note, he never tried to find my parents, and I'd given a nurse my parent's contact info, and that they were on a trip to Europe. He told visitors I was dead. On the records he changed my name when he transferred me. The next day my mom & dad show up at the hospital along with my lover from Monaco. He panicked, and told them I was dead, and did up a death certificate, etc., as well as taking a body from the morgue and cremated it in my place. He only lost his medical license for changing my name. he was fired from the hospital for saying I was dead. The rest he got away with. After all I was just a tranny.

I shouldn't think about this. Now I'm morose. ;_;

>>6440552
Mine was already ruined long before internet for the people.

>>6440581
#1, #3, #4. Forget #2 and #5 can be done with leftovers.

>>6440625
He sounds interesting. how about spending some time with him before totally crossing the pond?

>>6440651
I come from a military background you need to absolutely trust everyone on your team or that hesitation could kill you, or them, or both

you can appreciate there are different kinds of people in the world, can't you?

>tfw i will never know what mercury looks like

>>6440657
I'm just saying don't act so entitled to being female

>>6440655
Was just thinking the same thing lol.

>>6440653
Git it as a gift, don't pay for that shit

>>6440653
its fun.

>>6440635
The thing about voice surgery is that you can train your voice instead, save the money, no risk...
Also if you're not happy with your new voice post-surgery then you're fucked

>>6440665
she looks like you

>>6440660
Stay inside and buy a pet fish online
>Now you have a female friend who is also a fish
you also get to name her

>>6440667
what the fuck does that even mean

>>6440661
you won't see, because you won't try to do it on your own, because it's extremely dangerous on account of the bloodflow to that part of the body

and i literally got clocked several times today so i'm not

i do like my memes and vidya and banter though

>>6440665
she looks like circé

>>6440680
Are y'all still talking about my period? Lmfao

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when do you guys think mtfg will end? how will it happen? who will be responsible?

>>6440683
mercury is black?

>>6440686
yeah and she has big hair

>>6440686
yeah, i figured that might be a problem for an unapologetic racist like you

>>6440655
i said I live in long beach on the internet.....maybe i just live very very close to LB?
?????????????????
>>6440656
LMAO
ur too funny
>>6440660
yeah i was trolling
>>6440665
you want to know what i look like?
you could have asked me????

go on ur skype, lmao

>>6440663
i can appreciate different people, but there is a stark difference between trusting someone in a life or death scenario where you are both trying to survive and trusting someone in any other scenario

>>6440683
>she looks like circé
FUCK OFF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT WITH TRAASH PERCEPTIONS

>>6440686
She's cute and has tiny bewbs

>>6440672
I am voice trained my amiga.
I just want a higher range.
Two octaves even :)
If I kept my hands in my pocket I could even trick the chasers into leaving me alone (cuz i would appear to have a natty vadge)

>>6440686
Oh lordy here we go again you acting like you're not a newfag.

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>realise i'm trans
>realise what this means for my life, hardships etc
>decide to kill myself
>pussy out, depressed as fuck
>get better
>get on hrt
>dont even feel trans anymore
>just do the femboy thing lately
>its going well, guys tell me im really cute and stuff
>start doing really basic makeup sometimes
>start wearing panties because nobody can see em but theyre cute
>start growing my hair out
>still hate my shoulders and narrow hips and manly brow, hope one day i can get surgery
>not against the idea of SRS or maybe just an orchi
>mfw realising im probably still trans

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>>6440625
I'M A ONE EDIE APOCALYPSE

>>6440692
everyone should post their boobs right now haha

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>>6440670
>mfw it costs $20 more in aus for no reason
What the heck blizzard. Maybe I should find someone to gift it to me

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>>6440693
Tetra is an Amiga?

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>>6440345
b-blue board!

>>6440690
>implying.

>>6440698
Haha

>>6440696
You are just fucking like everyone else here

>>6440691
Anything for you, babe.

>>6440691
i just re-added you.

>>6440694
>newfag
lol me and merc go way back u retard

>>6440690
>unapologetic racist like you
are you retarded? when have i ever been racist? i am middle eastern u tard

>>6440707
lol!

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>>6440691
relax

>>6440702
Fucking Australia
Everything is bullshit expensive here

>>6440712
aren't you the one who called steven the n-word? or was that another trip

How do I tell if my voice passes or not? Can someone help judge it?

>>6440702
All video games cost more down unda.

>>6440712
>i just re-added you.
don't forget me too, chum.

>>6440712
You don't even know what he looks like. You're a fucking mess getting involved with more screw ups you don't know.

>>6440709
I dont want to be. The reason i was depressed is because my future is bleak as a tranny, and i seriously cant do it. I cant even take simple steps, i cant tell my parents or a friend or even my doctor.

>>6440719
Post a sound clip, I guess?

>>6440702
ill gift it to you if you let me be your beta orbiter and you treat me poorly

>>6440691
Im sorry , that trust doesn't just develop on a battlefield, it builds from always being there on time, when you're needed, ready.

you have this kind of trust in sports, you know if you go down ten yards pivot, you're going to get hit by the ball square in the chest.

you team build to this trust, just like you teambuild to this trust with your partner, or possibly good friends

I don't mind that you're different and don't get this, but also realize, you're different, and don't get this

>>6440724
Can I do that from my phone?

>>6440727
i fought in iraq

>>6440732
same!

>>6440702
Buy a gym membership instead. You fat

>>6440720
That's just the exchange rate. Down unda dollas are worth less than usd

>>6440737
i wonder if we ever ate at the cafeteria at the same time

>>6440660
Antianxiety meds?

>>6440663
>>6440727
This is so true for a battlefield and team environments. Sadly my early schooling, and lots of things from my later life, told me I couldn't trust anybody. Thankfully there were some good adults I was around that were good and helped. Still, I have big trust issues.

>>6440696
Heard that many times before. Dysphoria can come an go. About the only reliable thing is on average it will get stronger unless you do HRT.

>>6440732
>>6440737
*hugs* Thank you for your service.

>>6440705
seems sfw to me -.-

>tfw everyone was posting nudes in thread WHILE I was at work

>>6440723
I gave up on life so hard. I stopped looking for love and that's when I finally found my wife. She could tell I was bi. When you let someone in so close, you can tell them anything. Now I'm on hrt and I've come out to my female family memebears. It's hard but it's just like jumping in cold water you baby. Life ain't worth living unless you're comfy. Being yr spiritual gender on the outside is comfy

>>6440731
not sure, never tried from a phone

>>6440742
>Antianxiety meds?
>going to a doctor and actually being honest about your problems so you can get a prescription for a medication
>taking any type of medication
>trying to improve
are you kidding me with this bs

Pls calling again..anyone want a bf?? Srsly.. I don't mind dressing as a guy..I just want to pamper a cute girl.

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>>6440744
Warning nsfw

>>6440727
>>6440732
>>6440737
That's some serious gulf war retardation syndrome.

>>6440692
;---; i have medium sized tits

>>6440715
ur an idiot
and circe is south american btw
>>6440712
okay be right there skype is a shit
>>6440711
ty ty nice dubs

>>6440719
post it up anon

>>6440716
>>6440720
Its stupid

>>6440725
Sorry I've got enough creepers atm, maybe some other time?

>>6440740
The US price would be $53 AUD, but blizz charges $70 for it

>>6440752
Elanna stop
it's disgusting

>>6440750
i really want a gf

>>6440702
I'd buy it for you.

>>6440742
unfortunately with the way we tend to be treated, we never really learn how to love or trust or care sometimes
>>6440741
I was on a cob with jsoc, if you were there, probably

>>6440752
Jeez, this is a blue board you know, get that filthy degenerate stuff outta here.

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I am bored and there is no one to lewd with atm

what do

>>6440750
I want a real man, not some girly weirdo

>>6440750
Fucking shit dude you're so unbearably desperate you will take anyone lmao

I covered Iraq with a pen.

>>6440693
You can up pitch with training too
Maybe not two whole octaves unless you luck out...
I dunno, I've heard some people claim that voice surgery actually reduces your range on both ends (but does put your baseline on a higher point). Never bothered to confirm it, but just do your research really thoroughly, okay?
>>6440704
I'm not that old
>>6440683
You're definitely prettiest
Not most passable yet, but you're moving in the right direction
>>6440752
>Implying it counts if you blur it out

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>>6440750
You and I could be each others bfs and be cute girls.

>>6440756
>Sorry I've got enough creepers atm, maybe some other time?
you've just made an enemy for life my friend

>>6440760
i was a green beret for the air force, so looks like we never brushed shoulders

>>6440756
ikr, I'm not made of money give me cheaper games u cucks

>these replies
>no initiation
>go to bed yearning

>>6440773
but now you will brush tinklers.

>>6440731
download the clyp.it app and you can

>>6440756
Tariffs.

>>6440752
oh my god... what are they doing with their hands??? *vomiting*

>>6440742
Yeah, hrt was a nice relief... Not enough i guess though....
>>6440745
>just like jumping in cold water you baby

No. Im not really close to anyone, i dont share my emotions with anyone. And the idea of them seeing me, clearly male, telling them im trans is just cringy and mortifying. And i dont want to transition, i dont want to look and sound like a tranny and have everyone pity me

Even last summer when i went to a shrink for a few weeks i had to write a letter about all these feelings and how they effected me growing up because i couldnt say it out loud at all, i sat there while he read it

>>6440776
Why not sleep outside tonight?

>>6440750
Do you really not have a way of interacting with people, I think you're cute enough to get a bf, or a girlfriend.

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>>6440776
Whateva bitch you may be cute but I aint gonna be the only one to work for it.

omg mercury is so beautiful i am literally in love

>>6440756
Why not ask your creeper boygirl friend to get it for you?

>>6440776
will you please be my gf

>>6440773
did you teach sere?

>>6440787
if I go to cali would you be my mommy and take care of me

>>6440787
Mercury is average. Raise your standards bipolar girl

>>6440783
I'm not exaggerating when I say this is the only place I talk to people. Im too shy to talk about my life irl. I don't go anywhere but public parks on my own .

>>6440787
Is it cocaine or heroin?

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>>6440761
No, we filthy degenerate now

>>6440757
No

>>6440767
This counts though

>>6440780
Their hands are making children it's the miracle of life

>>6440791
no, i did a lot of secret missions for MI6

>>6440767
i'm easily not, and i'm moving in the right direction from like 700ft back on the sprint and also a stump leg

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>>6440759
Is it cheaper in russia?

>>6440770
i-im sorry! its not you its me! ;~;

>>6440775
Trump better fix this

>>6440779
>tarrifs on digital goods
what is this communist china?

>>6440795
Don't you play music? Surely you must have some other hobbies you can do outside with people?

>>6440797
are you roleplaying as a lesbian again

>>6440797
>ywn hold hands with a boy

>>6440781
It's real cringey if you feel it's cringey. Be proud to take yr gender back. Don't put yourself in positions where you are pitied. Believe it or not, most people don't worry about what's in yr pants. It can be an entertaining surprise and hot topic but most people with whom I actually enjoy hanging out with don't give a shit. Just don't be a hon.
You see a hon and it's common sense that they don't pass. If you don't have common sense, then post yr pics here and we will tear you a new one

>>6440797
Listen I think of my self as pretty open minded, but you have to draw the line somewhere.

>>6440795
This isn't the place to pick up a girlfriend unless you're a piece of shit.

>>6440801
Hell yeah
Make Australia Great Again

>>6440795
Heres how I see any relationship going with you.

>meet up with someone from here
>you two have a good first couple days together
>you complain constantly and always need to be validated by whoever meets you
>they keep on validating you, doing things for you etc.
>when it comes your turn to return the favor when they're feeling down you ignore them and stop talking to them
>you get your use out of them and leave and then wonder why you're alone
Rinse repeat.

>>6440746
I had to do it on my computer..b-but here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iDVKgwQUpF

>>6440801
>i-im sorry! its not you its me! ;~;
ironic apolgies dont make me a worthless fincuck beta orbiter, do they?

>>6440802
I do and I'm pretty good. But social anxiety stops me from doing a lot. I can't keep friends irl

>>6440801
Yes.

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Do you have any friends from mtfg?

>>6440815
Great voice, passes flawlessly IMO.

>>6440815
in many ways, you sound like a girl

>>6440795
>I don't go anywhere but public parks on my own
it takes some courage to go to a restaurant alone

>>6440797
b-but girls can't love girls!!

>>6440815
p good voice
your mic sucks tho
>was that a fishtank in the background?

>>6440813
Wow okay way to hold up your end and put so much effort into talking to me. Don't need to embarrass me publicly like this

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>>6440804
No I'm just posting pics of people holding hands it's not my fault so many of them are yuri.
Also, I just like drawings of cute girls kissing and holding hands is that so wrong? ;~;

>>6440809
I'm broadening your horizons thoughhh

>>6440805
Do it, don't let your dreams be dreams

>>6440827
I-is it forbidden love?

>>6440798
I worked with some army green berets, but I was marroon though....

Are you trans? Or lurking

>>6440823
>>6440826

T-thank you ;_;
I get anxiety talking on the phone to make appointments so my mom gets mad at me since I have her do it, I know it sounds silly.

>>6440815
better than mine.

>>6440822
yes

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>>6440653
its pretty great game tbhfam

>>6440822
i got a girlfriend/best friend from mtfg :]

ive gotten a few friends too, but half of those arent my friends anymore

>>6440830
BLUE BOARD!!!

>>6440832
im lurking and stealing valor

>>6440828
I know the mic is pretty bad since it's an almost 3 year old computer, which is like 10 years in the tech world lol. But nope no fish tank, just two kitties!

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>>6440830
>find boy
>grab his hand
>success
easy right?

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>>6440821
Can you even gift people the game? I can't figure out how

>>6440833
that's kind of adorable desu

>>6440842
OH derp, I just realized you're probably hearing my wall AC unit in the background.

>>6440727
i've played sports before
and i hold that one can have enough trust in a situation like that but not trust someone as a person
because intense situations arent the same as regular things
and thats not the same kind of trust you'd have with a lover
or a friend
so
eh
and i would say its unreasonable, maybe even foolish to trust anyone because outside of a life/death situation people have their own independent goals and plans
and to thing that everyone will be selfless and not act in their own self-interests or for their own amusement is silly
however
>I don't mind that you're different and don't get this, but also realize, you're different, and don't get this
is fair
you probably dont see people the same way i see them anyway

>>6440819
I am pretty socially awkward as well, but I find that activities where you can interact with people without having to talk a lot of from the get go help.

It's also easier to talk with someone on a subject that you can both relate to.

Seriously, it's scary, but it's the most reliable way. Finding people through 4chan can work some times but I wouldn't count on it.

>>6440829
Its nothing against you personally. I've just been through the same thing too many times with people from here that act just like you and claim they badly want a gf and when you try to be that person for them they end up betraying you. I'm not talking about internet only bullshit either.

>>6440797
Lewd!
>>6440822
One gf, one friend, one acquaintance

>>6440846
.///. I'm trying to get over it, I even rescheduled my endo app but I was nervous as heck on the phone with the lady but luckily she was quick and did more talking than me.

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>>6440822
hm yeah i have a few really close friends that mean alot to me here

elanna (she helped me come out to my family and get started with transition <3)
Eleri ^ same
Akaka
Maop
Phie
Beep
Chara
quid <3
edie
am

>>6440787
O///////////////O
>>6440819
what instrument do u play
>>6440815
ur voice passes

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>>6440833
Lmao I used to do that too. It does get easier.

>>6440843
Yeah, and don't let go even if he threatens to call the cops.

>>6440840
>not using Yotsuba on sfw boards
:^)

>>6440747
It's the way to improve and get on with your life. Think about how hard it was for me to go to a doctor or therapist after having been subjected to conversion therapy against my will. Ask your local LGBT organization who are good therapists and doctors for transgenders.

>>6440760
I know. I never really learned how to be friends during grade school. Only in HS did I start learning some of that.

This is why I like seeing early transitioners being able to get on with their lives as their desired gender. With the therapy they get, they can end up relatively normal for their peer group.

>>6440781
It also isn't enough for me. I need a vag, and would love a rib reduction. Unfortunately I think I'll have to live with the later. The rest of my issues are psych in natures, and some may be permanent.

>>6440781
>i sat there while he read it
That's a start. Can you try for more?

I wish I could have found a shrink and doc willing to work with a 15yo when I as young. I was ready then and looking for one. Took until I was 16.5.

>>6440795
Try to go to a mall or shopping center next time. Just walk along the main halls the first time. Little steps like this are one way to get over fears. I've used it myself.

>>6440860
>no anon

no one even fucking wants me here i really should just leave

>>6440822
I'm friends with kit :3

>>6440862
>not using Tomorrow
Black background white font is the comfiest.

>>6440845
Do you really come here just to beg for games?

>>6440822
no everyone here literally hates me just because im a chaser

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>>6440822
Can they be counted as friends if you haven't spoken to them in ages?

>>6440861
vid.me/86wl
And drums, piano

>>6440870
I want to know how to gift it so I can buy it through a proxy dummy

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>>6440822
Yeah a couple.

>>6440873
Hey, that's pretty good.

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>>6440862
then fuck him right?

>>6440835
>>6440861
You are both too kind, but thank you! It is good for me to have this assurance since I think my mom is going to start saying no when I ask her to call places lol.
>>6440862
Haha my mom coddles me since I am the last of 5 so while she gets annoyed I think she secretly enjoys it since she doesn't want empty nest syndrome. But I do know I have to learn to do it myself since most people can.

>>6440882
It's elanna, that's a given

>>6440873
>that tone
mmmmmmmmmm not my spice
>that guitar
do you have a hollow body though????????????????????


we can make a song though real talk,, if u send me something desu
>>6440883
nah it passes quite well

>>6440842
>>6440849
it's a bit of a joke... people with bad mics tend to pick up a lot of natural feedback (I think it's 512 Hz), and it tends to sound a bit like a fishtank filter
https://clyp.it/fyqvkjvk

>>6440862
>not using Yotsuba on sfw boards
using what?

>>6440822
a few great friends

>>6440860
<3
>>6440871
i'll be your friend chaser anon