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pink edition

▶ Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶ Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶ HRT info: https://web.archive.org/web/0000000000000/http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶ IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶ Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968

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>>6405100
best girl
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First for diy orchi
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>>6405100
Third for compassion conquering all evil.
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>>6405100
daily reminder that if you like pink you're agp
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>>6405108
madoka is definitely best girl <3
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>>6405111
Wow how did i fuck up that bad wrong gif
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pls stop madoka
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>>6405118
Fuck just nevermind
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>tfw slept almost all morning, and still have a bad migraine.

Time to go do some farm work.
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Who else /never going to transition/ here?

I'm not a "failed tranny" or a hon because I never even tried transitioning in the first place.
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>>6405120
go away chaser

>>6405117
wait sorry, homura is best girl, idk how i messed that up
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>>6405113
>mfw AGP
I'm a work of fiction!
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>>6405126
>I'm not a "failed tranny"
>I never even tried transitioning in the first place

That's the definition of failure.
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>>6405100
>>6405113
>tfw wearing pink pajamas and a pink tshirt
welp
AGP as fuck
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nth for male skull
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Alright now that everyone has bullied me into sticking with Windows can anyone suggest to me a good PC build for under £1,500? I'm way out of the loop, haven't built a PC since the AMD Athlon days.
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Anyone need a bf yet?
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>>6405137
that's so last thread
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>>6405126

You should give HRT a try, you don't have to "transition" right away but if you ever change your mind you wont have to start from nothing
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>>6405140

Just buy an alienware laptop
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>>6405135
Not really. Failing is trying something and failing to achieve what you set out to achieve.

I don't have anything I've set out to achieve and thus I haven't failed.

Either way though, I don't know if I could deal with being a tranny. I'm self conscious enough as it is....
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>>6405143
nth for male skull in a pink headband
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>>6405147
pffff lmao no
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nth for being tall and loving it
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>>6405148
You might be less self conscious as a girl, anon. I have much more confidence now that I'm in transition than I ever did pre-transition.
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>>6405148
So if I never go to school I can't fail school since I didn't even try?

If you are really trans you need to try. As soon as possible.

>>6405156
This.
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>>6405155
I actually like being kind of tall.
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>>6405160
5'10 is a pretty comfy height
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>>6405100
Pink you say? I almost never wear pink... Doesn't look anywhere as good on me as red and black.
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>>6405148
Not trying is much worse than failing.
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>>6405148
>I don't know if I could deal with being a tranny. I'm self conscious enough as it is....
Well if you feel like you're going to be miserable not transitioning might as well try it. Whether it makes you feel better a lot depends on how well it goes obviously but at least you can say you tried when you slit your wrists.

>>6405155
How tall is tall to you?
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>>6405113
What's AGP?
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>>6405155
>>6405160
>>6405169
I just don't like that my mom has to make a comment every time someone's taller than my 5'10" dad.
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>>6405145
If I change my mind and don't like HRT, then my body would be sterile and have gyno.
>>6405156
Yeah but in all fairness your boymode was pretty bad with all that acne.

I'm not mocking you though, I also had cystic acne. That shit was the worst
>>6405159
Well, yes. That's how the English language works.
And yeah I'm pretty sure I'm trans. I'm even on AAs but I just don't have the motivation to take it further.
>>6405173
Nah, I imagine that failing would feel absolutely devastating
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>>6405155
It's like the perfect lukewarm kind of height.
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>>6405169
Best height

>>6405174
I'm 5'10", also decided recently that I like wearing shoes that make me 6'1", it's gr8
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>>6405155
I'm pretty happy with my height, too. Only about an inch taller than I wanted to be, and still not too tall for clothes that fit.
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>>6405179
Everyone likes to point out my acne as if it's something I hadn't made peace with having long ago
It wasn't the root of my insecurity back then
Being a boy and repressing caused so many issues inside my head that even if I had perfect skin nothing would have changed.
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>>6405176
What comment?
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>>6405175
The truth about transsexuality.
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>>6405140
http://www.logicalincrements.com/#TIER
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>>6405155
I love being kinda tall now because I get to hold my girlfriend in my arms and I can pick her up and stuff
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>>6405175
the logical conclusion to widespread plastics use
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>>6405194
why doesn't your size stop her from beating you?
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>>6405179
Oh in Germany we say if you don't try you have already failed (don't know the correct translation tho)

>If I change my mind and don't like HRT, then my body would be sterile and have gyno.
You are aready on AAs , they will make you sterile if I am not mistaken.

>I just don't have the motivation to take it further
Why is that?
How old are you?
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>>6405185
>I'm 5'10"
But that's not tall.
>6'1"
Now that would be tall.
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>>6405190
>*uncomfortably*
"Wow, he/she is so tall..."

I guess it just bothers me because one of the things she said to convince me to not transition was "but you're so tall, and your voice is deep"
it just eats at me a little, that's all.
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>>6405169
Aim or try happy with it. Even though my fiancée is 5'5 it doesn't bother me anymore.

>>6405176
Hey that's my height
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>>6405196
>>6405192
Nah seriously. What's it mean?
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>tfw short but want to be taller
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>>6405209
I'm an inch taller. One inch.
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>>6405205
What's tall? Don't you always say that 5'11" is tall? 1 inch really isn't that different
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>>6405213
Autogynaphilia, the sexual attraction to cars with vaginas
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>>6405203
it would so clearly thats not whats happening
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finally off work! time to play league all day!
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>>6405219
I think 6' is a nice and round divider and iirc <1% of cis girls are 6' or taller whereas 5'10'' or whatever nets at least a few percent.
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>>6405187
Makes sense. Even when I cured most of my acne I still get dysphoric af
>>6405174
The problem is, that getting out of bed is a HUGE effort nowadays. Showering, eating, living is a huge effort.

I don't know if I have the drive and energy to actually start transitioning. I just feel lifeless, like a rock or something.
>>6405204
That's true, but I've only been on AAs for a few months, and I'm considering stopping anyway because of how expensive they are.

And I'm 19 years old.
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I'm sober, and well fed.

I regret the first one of those.

But not enough to get out of bed.
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>>6405209
*I'm pretty happy with it
Fucking phone.

>>6405218
That's still not tall. What does she say?

>>6405228
A girl in one of my bands is 6'4
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>>6405233
feed me pls

I want to be 110lbs by the end of the month and I'm not gaining fast enough
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>>6405230
People would tell me I'm cute or attractive but it was like
I'm still a guy
I'm not happy because of that
Doesnt matter how hot I am as a guy I need to be a girl
>The problem is, that getting out of bed is a HUGE effort nowadays. Showering, eating, living is a huge effort.
>That's true, but I've only been on AAs for a few months, and I'm considering stopping anyway because of how expensive they are.
Add E already and you might feel a lot better.
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>>6405230
>The problem is, that getting out of bed is a HUGE effort nowadays.
That's because you have no t/e in your system.

>19 years old
Don't make our mistakes anon. Come out now. You will break eventually and transition will be a lot harder then.
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>>6405237
Hello Basic.

How are things?

>>6405239
What type of food do you like, I'll open up my magic folder of recipes and post one.

>>6405242
Greetings Grace.
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where do you typically buy your clothes?
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>>6405237
this >>6405206

>>6405248
Amazon
I used to buy guyclothes (t-shirts) at target
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>>6405228
Even 5'10 would make you taller than 95% of women I think, don't have a source of that, just estimating.

Whether you're 5'10 or 6' you'd still be a tall woman, the few inches don't make much difference.

I wouldn't worry about being 6'.
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>>6405230
>The problem is, that getting out of bed is a HUGE effort nowadays. Showering, eating, living is a huge effort.
Yeah I know that feel. I recently ran out of energy again and now I'm exactly where you are. I still do pop titty skittles.
> don't know if I have the drive and energy to actually start transitioning.
Buy meds online and eat them. That's all I've been doing granted that I haven't really transitioned at all in a year of doing this.

>>6405237
>A girl in one of my bands is 6'4
Hopefully she doesn't live in those bathroom police areas because a girl of that height has like 50% chance if not more of being trans statistically. They'd basically check her everytime no matter whether she's cis or not.
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>>6405248
uniqlo is best
lots of my tees and stuff came from target tho cus they're cheap
if my body wasn't changing so much I'd spend more on clothes but as it is there's no point :\ it'll stop fitting in 2 months
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>>6405246
I'm currently drinking 1.5L of mango-strawberry shake made with tons of ice cream. I'm willing to try most things as long as they're super-high calorie :D

I love pizza too
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Posted here a few days ago, but the clip sample wasn't so good. So here's one more reflective of my voice when I'm not worn out.

Analyzer tells me I'm female range for pitch, but it still sounds a little male? idek

https://clyp.it/hsgmoiq4
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I kind of regret not doing everything at the same time.

/mtfg/ never do FFS in parts!
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>>6405258
nikky, you look fine. relax
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>>6405258
Why do you regret anything?

i don't get it
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>>6405248
Thrift stores are a lot of shit to sort through but sometimes have great stuff.
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>>6405242
I don't know, I guess but transitioning seems like a hell of a lot of effort. I used to want to transition very badly but lately I'm kind of indifferent.

I'm neither extremely depressed nor very happy. I'm just a hollow shell
>>6405243
How do you know I will eventually break? I can see myself holding out until I eventually die
>>6405252
That sounds nice in theory, but hormones still cost money
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>>6405248
ebay
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See ya on the other side ladies
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>>6405220
Oh, reminds me of a song about that...

http://youtu.be/oqDXWEArAA4
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>>6405228
I guess it's kind of subjective, imo anything over the 80th percentile probably counts as "tall" though. I'm taller than a good chunk of the guys that I know, cis female friends occasionally point out how tall I am. Heels give me a good few inches on a large number of guys. It's pretty great though, not gonna lie.
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>>6405258
KURWA
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>>6405246
I'm just fine.
You?

>>6405252
Tbh I've met a lot more tall girls than Trans girls.
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>>6405265
especially if one works in them
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>>6405248
https://www.amazon
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https://www.amazon
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I love these skirts

forever21 is where I do most of my online shopping though
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>>6405266
>hormones still cost money
I think mine cost like 3 dorra a day and I'm using expensive AA. If you're on spiro it'll be cheaper
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>>6405266
We all break in the end. I thought I could do it too but I only denied myself an easier transition and lost a few years of my life.
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>>6405246
>Greetings Grace.
Hay Sirona
>>6405266
It IS a lot of effort, but it's effort you'll be happy to spend
>I'm neither extremely depressed
Yes you are don't lie to yourself
You lay in bed all day
You describe yourself as indifferent to something you used to want very badly
You are a hollow shell
You are extremely depressed, anon
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>>6405233
Really?
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>>6405276
>getting first dibs on the actual good clothes
Monster, desu
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>>6405272
Anything over the 99th percentile is 'sticks out like a sore thumb' tier imo, below that you're just tall but not freakishly so.

>>6405274
Hooray for anecdotes.
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why mtfg is so bi?

why bisexuality is so common amons trans people?

and no, AGP is not a valid theory, any theory of why trans people are so bi?
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>>6405262
I know it's just that I feel so inadequate to others girls

>>6405263
Going through surgery twice sucks. Because you know exactly what is ahead of you.

>>6405273
Do you know any other words?
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>>6405292
Oh. So you regret the recovery?

I guess that's understandable. However, doing surgery in parts has the benefit of being able to go to an upper face specialist for your upper face, and a lower face specialist for your lower... soooo you may turn out better because of that.

Worth?
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>>6405256
>I'm willing to try most things as long as they're super-high calorie :D
Heh

HEH

HEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

YESSSS, YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

http://www.mccormick.com/Recipes/Main-Dishes/Honey-Pineapple-Chicken-Stir-Fry

http://www.food.com/recipe/creamy-cajun-chicken-pasta-39087

http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/vegetables-recipes/the-perfect-potato-gratin/

>>6405274
I've been in a lot of pain due to my wisdom teeth coming in at an angle.

I was a taste of dublin today though, so I got to try lots of lovely booze and it took the edge off the pain.
Blackwater gin is good.

As is Franciscan Well's Special IPA


Oh and I went to a job interview immediately after. Went pretty good.

>>6405287
Booze is good for you.

You know... occasionally.

It's also good to get smashed at food festivals.
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>>6405291
Less repression and attachment to traditional normality, I suppose. Pretty certain most cis people would also call themselves bi if it weren't such a loaded word.
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>>6405255
huh ive never gone there, i'll look into it thanks

>>6405250
>>6405268
>>6405277

i wanna shop online sice im too spaghetti to confidently shop womens sections, but im afraid shit wont fit

and yeah those skirts look nice. not exactly my style tho

EVERYONE FEEL FREE TO POST WISHLIST CLOTHES CAUSE I NEED IDEAS
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>>6405290
Yeah, but I just said I was tall, not that I stick out like a sore thumb, although with a bit of effort I totally can.
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>>6405290
I wouldn't call a 6' woman freakishly tall. It's really tall yeah, but not enough to be off putting.
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>>6405306
Well, take your body measurements and then compare to the measurements listed for the items. I knew those skirts would fit because I have a 24-25" waist and the waist measurements were given.
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>>6405308
most males are manlets anyways
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>>6405311
Yeah, anything bellow 6'2 is a pretty much a dwarf, right?
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>>6405155
If I was 5'9" or 5'10" I'd be fine, but I'm about 6'3" and I hate it
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>>6405310
yeah that seems simple enough. i guess i'll have to get a tape measure
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>>6405306
Wishlist is still that comfy sweater :3

>m afraid shit wont fit
Most shops have good mechanisms to tell you which size fits you. Just bought two jeans and a top online and the website tool gave me the perfect size.
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>>6405314
just inferior genes. shame they outbreed
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>>6405306
>but im afraid shit wont fit
Yeah my stuff hasn't fit so far but it's chinese junk from ebay at worst I lose like 10 bucks, usually less than 5.

>>6405308
>>6405307
It does draw attention tho and make passing way way harder which is the main issue I got with it.
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I just got my rainbow stockings, but I have to go to work soon, so I don't have time to indulge AGP.

life is hard

>>6405266
>I'm just a hollow shell
this is a sign that you're going to break
acting like a real person is a lot harder than being a real person, because you have to consciously know what the "right" actions and answers are.

>>6405306
>im too spaghetti to confidently shop womens sections, but im afraid shit wont fit
I'm in the same boat. I still live in my hometown too, so I'm always afraid I'm gonna run into someone I know.
I've legit only bought underwear, leggings and one top so far. The top doesn't fit well tbqh.

>>6405310
It doesn't always work that way, especially not when you have broad shoulders and you want stuff with sleeves.
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>>6405306
uniqlo is for little japanese girls. which is actually good because japanese girls have no hips either so it's the best way to find shorts/pants that fit both in the waist and the hips!

I'd post my wish list but I'm not at my pc :x
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>>6405300
Jesus christ. Those recipes are amazing holy shit. The gratin seems like a lot of work though so I'll probably cut out a couple things like the chestnuts and sub the semi-skim milk with full homo milk.

Dayum. Food is awesome.

>>6405306
http://www.forever21
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http://www.forever21
.com/CA/Product/Product.aspx?BR=f21&Category=bottoms_shorts&ProductID=2000185769&VariantID=

what's your style? This stuff is about as basic as it gets so it'd be a good place to start.

http://www.forever21
.com/CA/Product/Product.aspx?BR=f21&Category=top_blouses&ProductID=2000220728&VariantID=

I love open-shoulder stuff too. It seems to minimize the shoulders.

http://www.forever21
.com/CA/Product/Product.aspx?BR=f21&Category=top_blouses&ProductID=2000131539&VariantID=

>>6405322
The sleeve length is often provided. Find stuff with slightly longer than average sleeves.
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>>6405320
Does it? People point out how tall I am all the time, but in close to 6 years of fulltime I have yet to have anybody make the association that tall=tranny, neither in flats nor in heels.
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privet nerds
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>>6405329
It's seems that it's never a good idea to ask me for recipes. I go whole hog.

That said, I'm here for that exact reason. If you ever need me to go looking for nonsense again, let me know.

>>6405334
Hiya friend-o!
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>>6405329
I like the price on that v-neck. I should head over to f21. Thanks
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>>6405337
P-please post more food. I want to be chubby when I grow up.
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>>6405333
I think what she means is, the more people pay attention to you the more likely it is you're going to get clocked.
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>>6405338
in my experience the biggest issue with f21 is that you can only wash their stuff like twice before it just falls apart. idk its all cute but just too cheap
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>>6405306
Here are the last things I've added to my Amazon wishlists.

https://www.amazon.fr/gp/aw/d/B019HXTY8E/ref=aw_wl_ov_dp_1_1?colid=37ZWWC21TGKTX&coliid=I32ESP70EY64XJ&vs=1
https://www.amazon.fr/gp/aw/d/B01CZZ86DU/ref=aw_wl_ov_dp_1_1?colid=3CSWAL6LM632B&coliid=IJ2BIIXUW29FZ&vs=1
https://www.amazon.fr/gp/aw/d/B017YGH91U/ref=aw_wl_ov_dp_1_1?colid=2L715408FO26Y&coliid=IRADY2JRDE8LZ&vs=1
Not really looking for clothes at the moment, though. The big summer sales start next Wednesday here and that's when I do most of my clothes shopping. Bargain hunting is good for my budget. And my body since going on a shopping marathon for two days or three in a row is some serious exercise.
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>>6405329
>I love open-shoulder stuff too. It seems to minimize the shoulders.
Last I heard it had the opposite effect, same with V necks. You probs just got cis girl shoulders if it looks good on you.

>>6405333
Well I'm not fulltime nor even part-time but not being able to find clothes in my sizes certainly doesn't help with transition.
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>>6405258
Who'd you go to for FFS?
also you went from a 5 to an 8
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>>6405334
ohaiyo !!
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>>6405343
A lot of their stuff pretty clearly says to hand-wash rather than machine wash. If you don't mind doing some laundry in the sink/tub it should be fine.

>>6405345
I dunno, maybe I do, but I feel like really small necklines and closed shoulders make my shoulders look a lot bigger. 16" bideltoid is kind of big on my otherwise fairly small frame.
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>>6405333
The only stares my height has brought me were ones of obvious envy. I guess I'm pretty close to how tall most women wish they were.
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>be straight male
>like mtfs
>want sex and/or relationship with mtfs
>get called a chaser

>be straight male
>not into mtfs
>refuse sex/reationship with mtfs
>get called a bigot

There's no winning, is there?
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Would it be a bad idea to pluck out all of the hairs on my face?
I'm seriously sick of having stubble and I don't have an epilator, plus I have a lot of unsupervised time this weekend
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took me ~two thirds of a bottle of vodka but I finally slept for almost 8 hours
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>>6405329
The top I have is a boatneck, and I'm not sure whether it looks good or not. They look less bulky, but my collarbone looks longer than usual.

I do like stuff that covers my wrist and some of my hand, so finding things with the desirable sleeve length is difficult.
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>>6405352
Nope. Straight males are losers anyway.
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I just was in the pass thread.
I can't tell if cis girls are trolling or if I am fucking ugly.
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>>6405337
Hiya friend <3
>>6405348
Hiii! kit <3
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>>6405352
extrapolate?
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>>6405355
it would make electro harder, but otherwise, it sounds painful af

>>6405348
hiya <3

>>6405334
hihi :3
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>>6405340
>I want to be chubby when I grow up.
*glare of disbelief*

Trip on Kato.

I kid, I kid

http://odlums.ie/recipes/chicken-and-broccoli-bake/

http://www.safefood.eu/Healthy-Eating/Recipes/Dinner/Chicken-casserole.aspx

http://www.jamieoliver.com/recipes/pork-recipes/toad-in-the-hole/

https://www.bakingmad.com/the-ultimate-chocolate-brownie-recipe/

>>6405361
(Friendly reminder that Chara means "friend" in Irish)

Punny, innit'?
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>>6405360
youre ugly
but it doesnt stop you from passing
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>>6405352
The key is to try to date women and not run upon finding out one you liked is mtf. Any deviation from that gets someone mad at you.
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>>6405360
I wouldn't take those pass threads too seriously. I was told I'd need T shots if I wanted a hope to pass as male. I guess I'm not ready for my FtM transition.
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>>6405361
>>6405365
hiiiiiii char girls !!!!! how are you??
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>>6405345
>Last I heard it had the opposite effect, same with V necks.
so much conflicting information about that :\ I hear both ways, in my experience v necks are bad for me but more open shoulders looks good on me. it's weird. so it seems like you have to trial and error to figure it out :\

>>6405349
oh huh. usually I'm pretty good about checking the wash instructions but maybe I missed it, idk.
regardless hopefully once my weight stops changing I'll be able to actually spend some money on nice clothes so idk if I'll have to give f21 another chance.
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>>6405352
well liking mtfs doesn't automatically make you a chaser. it's fetishizing us or specifically liking gt that would make you one.
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>>6405366
>Trip on Kato.
oi
I don't use that much punctuation
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>>6405317
ooh i like that

>>6405320
oh wow that IS cheap. not a terrible idea

>>6405322
yea i just always get uncomfortable, like people are looking at me and thinking im a creep or something. i know its in my head but still.

>>6405323
yeah, looking a thier site now, it looks pretty good

>>6405329
wow i honestly love everything you posted, especially the shirt at the bottom. i wear that style cut a lot.

currently my style is... colorful tanktops and sweatpantish pants and shorts... still kind of transitioning away from my mens clothes and finding my style

>>6405344
probably not what i'd go for, but those are nice. yeah i definitely have to hunt for bargains cause im poor as shit

THANK YOU for all this feedback everyone, this is great
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>>6405342
Ime people don't actually notice your height at all unless you're interacting with them one on one and have several inches of difference though, so it doesn't really draw any attention to yourself that you don't already have. People aren't that observant really.

>>6405345
You've said that you're 5'11" before right? It's easy to find stuff that fits if you buy from reputable places and follow their sizing guides, you're 1 inch off from typical modeling height and it's rare for reputable clothing brands to not produce the clothes in the size that they showed them off in. My legs are notably long and I don't even need to buy the extra length jeans that most places sell.

>>6405350
Yeah. I'm surprised at how often cis girls have actually flat out said to me that they wish they were taller.
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>>6405365
I won't have money for that for a long time and I'm just about ready to shoot a motherfucker
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>>6405365
I used to do it as a teenager. It's not that painful. Only extremely long and tedious, even using an electrical epilator.
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>>6405366
Well i am friendly i think!
>>6405365
Hi again charlotte <3 how are you?
>>6405374
im good ^^
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>>6405381
Well, at least you got more recipes out of it right? Maybe you can convince you-know-who to try them...

>>6405387
Oh you are. Your name is apt!
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>>6405193
>http://www.logicalincrements.com/#TIER
??? Is this supposed to be a virus or something?
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>>6405349
>really small necklines and closed shoulders make my shoulders look a lot bigger
From what I've read you're supposed to hide shoulder breadth with lots of stuff around the neck which V neck is like the opposite of and nothing to draw attention to the shoulders themselves like open shoulders would do.
>16" bideltoid
I got 19'' hon shoulders, I envy you.

>>6405378
>so much conflicting information about that
Guess it also depends on shoulder shape. If you're angular and rectangular they both look awful but if you're just wide then open shoulders might look okay?

>>6405382
>oh wow that IS cheap
The quality is equally horrible tho.

>>6405383
>You've said that you're 5'11" before right?
I'm between 6' and 6'1'', most of my height is in my back.
>if you buy from reputable places and follow their sizing guides
I don't think buying cheap chinese products from ebay really qualifies. You're lucky to have them tell if it's S or M size neither of which is big enough.
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>>6405366
I-I'm a namefag D: I'm not that well known I guess D:

also I want to make you my wife so you can cook for me. Let's be transbians together.

>>6405378
Well maybe you were doing everything right and the build quality was still bad, but to be fair, the f21 stuff comes from a variety of manufacturers, so I doubt the quality is consistent. I take good care of my clothes, though... hand wash, hang dry... if you avoid washing machines, then stuff can't really fall apart. I think.

>>6405382
As you can tell from my skirts I like a kind of retro-inspired style. I think the skirts are super elegant and cute, and I pair them with more modern tops.

Shorts are great though, but they don't really fit into the cutesy-elegant style I like.
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>>6405390
btw are you proud of my alcoholing skills
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>>6405374
p good p good, going to work in like 4 minutes...

>>6405382
buying pantyhose for my gaff was sooooo uncomfortable
omg

no ragrets tho

>>6405384
>I won't have money for that for a long time
hey me neither
it might make it more expensive in the long run though, idrk

>>6405387
good! leaving for work in a minute or two
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>Walk past black gang on high road
>Imagine walking past them in girlmode
>Go home ant throw away hormones
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>>6405370
>I was told I'd need T shots if I wanted a hope to pass as male.
I am not sure if that is an insult or a compliment.

I didn't post a picture of me. I was just looking how other mtfs are doing.
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i just napped and my cocklust is gone for now PHEW
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>>6405406
good one
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>>6405392
...wat? it's logical increments, logical increments is the best
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You will never pick up an impressionable skinnyfat anon with QT potential. You will never groom him onto the intense fitness program you gave up on for hrt. Never force him to do no fap while teasing him with hints of your increasingly feminine body. Never finally meet him 6 months down the line and overwhelm his test soaked shy autist brain in a bara body, with lewdity till you get a really hard fuck. Then we become perfect gf and precum soaked penis. Anyone else have a masculisation fetish to match the chasers thing for feminization or is this just an AGP feel?
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>>6405383
I've had so many girls in Thailand go visibly green with envy. Even vendors at clothes stores, which was a bit unprofessional of them. That was nowhere near the mix of surprise and jealousy I got when shopping for foundation, though. That one insisted that I should start trying two shades deep in the range, and she had a serious WTH moment when she saw even the lightest one was visibly too dark for my skin. That wasn't even an Asian brand...
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>>6405410
oh hey it's quid
hey quid
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>>6405395
>I want to make you my wife so you can cook for me

0///0

O-Oh...
Um...


Can you wait a few years for me to get pretty?
I'm not ready for dating yet...
(and I know it's you anon-chan, I was just poking fun at our resident stayan.)

>>6405396
>only 2 thirds
Admittedly, that much vodka would have me curled up under a bed bawling my eyes out, but that's because voddy disagrees with me.

Holy water on the other hand...
Well, I'll just say that I went through 2 bottles of Uisce Beatha today.
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>>6405405
Took it as a compliment since they didn't doubt I was FtM...
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>>6405394
>From what I've read you're supposed to hide shoulder breadth with lots of stuff around the neck which V neck is like the opposite of and nothing to draw attention to the shoulders themselves like open shoulders would do.


Breaking up the shoulder profile with a v-neck at least seems like a pretty solid idea. But that's just my experience and also what I've read.

>>6405417
Where do you live, because I have a gang of Moroccan pirates ready to kidnap you for me
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>>6405390
yay :3
>>6405397
Be safe on the way back home!
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>>6405419
They still do SRS in Casablanca? I thought that died out in the 90s...
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>>6405419
...

Ireland.

>because I have a gang of Moroccan pirates ready to kidnap you for me

Reminds me of this: http://www.baltimore.ie/heritage-history/the-sack-of-baltimore-1631.html
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Holy shit I hate professional dress codes.
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>>6405394
idk I think mine are pretty rectangular. v necks just emphasize how flat chested I am lol

>>6405395
I do hand wash most of my nicer stuff, got into it when I started wearing raw denim. and when I do use the washing machine I still set it to like delicate cycle and stuff
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>>6405419
>Breaking up the shoulder profile with a v-neck at least seems like a pretty solid idea
I can see it working if you got those pretty sloping shoulders or at least something like that but I can't imagine it working with broad.

>>6405430
>v necks just emphasize how flat chested I am lol
That too. It seems like a horrible idea if you got no breasts or they're so far apart they can't form a cleavage.
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>>6405428
Blouses, pencil skirts, and pumps are super sexy though. D:

>>6405382
by the way, skirts that flare out are awesome partially because of how they create more of a silhouette for your lower half which helps balance out your figure and compensate for your (likely) smaller hips.
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>>6405394
When it comes to buying clothes you sometimes get what you pay for, cheap chinese clothing on ebay or amazon rarely fits cis girls properly, let alone someone larger in stature. If price is an issue, then brands such as H&M and Forever 21 are a solid bet, and they have all their sizing info available. Alternately, wait for end of season sales from other clothing companies and buy stuff up when it's cheap. Stuff in your size is definitely available, you just have to exercise caution in what you buy.

>>6405413
Eyy you have the pale skin thing going on as well? I switched brands of foundation recently and just remember being in the store sampling all of their foundations and eventually realizing that the only one that even sort of worked was the lightest shade they made. Everything else stuck out really bad.
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>>6405428
Reminds I grabbed my first batch of women's field uniform pieces at work right before flying to Thailand. Haven't even tried them.
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>>6405438

I mean I hate being forced to present as male in a professional environment with a dress code.

Just fuck my shit up
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>>6405439
I've always taken steps to keep my skin as pale as possible. Even though having a largely outdoors job made that a bit problematic.
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>>6405441

What were you wearing before?
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>>6405446
Same same.
Anything longer than a brief stint outside and I'm wearing SPF 85 sunscreen. Gotta maintain the vampire a e s t h e t i c
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>>6405444
Oh I'm sorry. D:

At least that means you must have a decent job, though. You'll be wearing pencil skirts before you know it.
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>>6405414
hi cuddleplum :3
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>>6405451
>>6405446
>not wanting to be a tan qt

Ugh. Casuals.
I-I'M NOT JEALOUS! YOU'RE JEALOUS!
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>>6405453

I'm unemployed right now. I'm just looking over the employee introduction .pdf for a place I'm considering applying to.

>Males: ...Nails must be neat, clean and trimmed. Natural or clear coat is
acceptable, no colored nails. Wearing ties with a collared shirt is encouraged

I get the impression this isn't the kind of place that would hire someone who's visibly trans, either.
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>>6405459
>promoting skin cancer
uva and uvb protective sunscreen every day, reapply every 2 hours. no exceptions. skin must be porcelain
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>>6405460
Oh. Yeah they don't sound super liberal lol

FWIW I'd hire you
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>>6405455
get on discord so I can send you my steam and skype
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>>6405466
I mean... I tan well. Most Irish pure-bloods are white as sheets and turn red when it's over cast. My heritage means that I turn from pale as a ghost to the colour of french toast.
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>>6405459
Smoking used to be considered fashionable too. Down with skin damage.
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>>6405472
The pirates are on their way. You will be my waifu.
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>>6405472
no, you skipping sun protection is what makes you go from pale as a ghost to looking like toast
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>>6405451
I don't really need sunscreen for that. Just avoiding staying in direct sunlight for hours. My skin is a bit exotic, not your typical northern European pink, more slightly tallowish but still very pale. It takes a lot for me to either tan or get sunburnt, for some reason.
>>6405449
At work? Rarely the uniform because the male cuts made my boobs leftover from my first transition very obvious and the pants were two waist sizes too large to fit my hips and butt, so it looked kind of wrong. So, usually, T-shirt or white shirt and either jeans or dress pants, plus a trench coat, all from the women's section. I never managed to find men's clothes that didn't look wrong on me. Mostly because I hate wearing shapeless oversized clothes.
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>>6405469
oki
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>>6405475
smoking is still /fa/shionable tho to be fair

>>6405480
do you have mediterranean blood or are you pure french? I'm of italian descent so as pale as I am I still have olive undertones
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>>6405467

They probably don't enforce the rules very strictly, though. It says you're not supposed to bring books in, but the girl I chatted with in the store said she just reads when she doesn't have customers. Maybe I'd be able to deal with wearing male clothing if I don't have to interact with many customers... Ugh.
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I'll kill you all
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>>6405475
Fair enough. I'll get cream on me next time I have the cash for it.

>>6405477
Nah. I never fully lose it. I'm usually sallow. But during winter people actually guess my nationality correctly. Every job interview I've had in the past 6 weeks, they've assumed I'm Brazilian until I correct them. Even a few of my Brazillian co-workers have thought I was from their homeland.

>>6405476
...

Oh dear.

>3 (you)s in a row
Am I popular yet mommy?
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>>6405480

Why would you wear men's clothes in the first place? I thought you'd been presenting female for a while. Or have you been on a long break from work?
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>>6405493
thank you
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>>6405439
>Forever 21
Wew they actually ship to finland, that's great. Some of the items are kinda affordable too there but they still don't list the sizing info for other than bust/waist for shirts and such. I highly doubt those are made with 19'' shoulders and stupidly tall torsos in mind and I can't really know as they dont list those measurements. Like yeah I got large-sized bust but that's not indicative of my size at all because I got no breasts like the women who the clothes are designed for do lol.

>>6405493
Start with me.
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>>6405496
hi slug !!!
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>>6405487
>tfw smoking long girly cigarettes
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>>6405493
Hey now, that's not very nice!

What'd I do?

Come on, there's no need to be like that! Talk about it with me?
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>>6405493
Do it wimp, you wont
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>>6405487
It's not olive either. More like very pale Asian. And I'm a pure-blooded Arvern... So not Mediterranean at all.
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>>6405487
Maybe some places but definitely not here.

>>6405480
You're fortunate then I guess. I have a mix of Irish, Scottish and British genes, am paler than some gingers I've known, and will burn after only a brief period outside on overcast days. My genetics seem particularly bad, my grandfather couldn't tolerate sun exposure at all without his skin reacting horribly to it, called it a sun allergy but I don't think it was an actual allergy.
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>>6405502
helo kit!! how are you!!!
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>>6405493
asl?

>>6405494
>Brazilian
yikes. alguem br?

I tan easily too but I'm still ultra pale. you probably never lose it because there is always uv exposure, even on cloudy days and in winter. you should wear sun screen regardless and you might surprise yourself

>>6405504
/fa/
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>>6405507
BULLYMEPLS
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>>6405495
I presented male for fifteen years at work before coming out and going full time in one fell swoop. I've also been on medical leave for more than a year, so, yeah, long break.
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>>6405514
im ok ! i got my hair done yesterday it looked really nice. i got it lightened and styled and i got some drills, but then i go to sleep last night and when i woke up i lost my drills cause i slept on them !!


how are you???
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>>6405517
Why are you asking to be bullied? Are you some kind of spineless freak that gets off on it?
What
a
weirdo
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>>6405515
I'm going to assume that means do you speak Brazilian Portuguese. I don't.

Eh. I'll consider it. If nothing else, it'll moisturise my skin somewhat.
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>>6405494
>they've assumed I'm Brazilian
Brazilians are so hot
http://mujskoy.jimdo.com/caмыe-pocкoшныe-пoпы-бpaзилии/
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>>6405511
jelly of that tone. olive undertones make me look yellow-green. I get asked if I'm sick a lot

>>6405512
no no no not fashionable, /fa/shionable. important distinction

>>6405518
>before coming out and going full time in one fell swoop
tell me your secrets
I pass well enough that contractors usually have to walk out of the men's room and double check the sign if they see me in there but I'm too embarrassed by my entire existence to tell my boss I'm female now

>>6405527
I actually have no idea what it means but it's what brazilians always say when you get into random groups with them in wow. I forget the meme thing that peruvians say in dota

skincare is important! especially after you start hrt because your skin produces less oil so it gets drier and more easily damaged.
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>>6405504
>smoking
Why do people do this? It gives you cancer and isn't even that good of a drug.
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>>6405518
What were your colleagues like about it?
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Mtfg is a hugbox
HRT does nothing
Transition is a meme
Death is the only escape
Suicide is painless
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>>6405534
Widespread smoking is a status symbol for your nation, it shows that you've successfully reached the level of wealth where your citizens can afford the habit.
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>>6405534
It's an incredibly accessible drug if you're remotely worried about legal repercussions.

But yeah it's kinda gross.
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>>6405534
to die fashionably ofc :3
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>>6405530
404'd

Sorry
(dey preddy hot do, specially dem brazzi guys with tats <3)

>>6405531
Well, I'll keep it in mind for when I finally can afford my freakin pills.

>>6405534
I use it as a panic button. Smoke a cigar before actually trying suicide. It's saved me 7 times now. 2 ciggarinos, 3 pall-malls and 4 cigars.

The nicotine high helps just enough, and with cigars, the lack of oxygen gives you this wonderful feeling.
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>>6405537
I didn't hugbox you
You need to pluck your eyebrows
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>>6405497
Their sizing guides translate to UK and EU dress sizes. A large at forever 21 is a UK size 16 and EU size 42 apparently, and these conventions are standardised afaik. I wear a large from forever 21 though so if they don't have an xl it may not work ;~;

>>6405531
/fa/ needs to get with the times then. Smoking is gross ;~;
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>>6405522
that sounds cute post pics

im good. I ate kratom and made stupid memes all day
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>>6405537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
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>>6405545
She's memeing. I hope.


I really hope.
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>>6405531
I just did it. In my usual brash and chaotic manner. Just went to work with a clean haircut with bangs, slightly more feminine clothes than usual, makeup and my ears pierced. Everyone knew what that meant... Then I went to the colonel's office without knocking and told him I had finally decided to cut my hair as he had long been asking me to. I watched him stay speechless for a while, then I went to work as usual.
>>
I used to not support eugenics, but then I came out of the closet and noticed how many people are legitimately not intelligent enough to be good people.
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>>6405550
Talking about killing yourself is a time honored mtfg tradition
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>>6405548
im too shy sluggu ;~;

thats why i tried my best to describe it visually. i hope you understand
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>>6405552
*appreciative clapping*
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>>6405541
>Lung cancer
>Dying fashionably
Pick one
>>6405539
No poor nations smoke more
>>6405542
Try this one
http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/photos/miss-bumbum?sort=mostpopular&excludenudity=true&mediatype=photography&phrase=miss%20bumbum&family=editorial
As soon as we hear about it one of our feminist dyke reporters just had to bitch about it. I hate this country.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2341786/From-contest-best-humiliating-game-shows-TV-degrading-women-passes-entertainment-Brazil.html
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>>6405556
You know, there are days when I feel just like you do now.

*puts you in a box and hugs you*

I don't get why people are mean. Makes no sense desu.
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>>6405546
>Their sizing guides translate to UK and EU dress sizes.
But those dont tell anything bout height or shoulder width
>if they don't have an xl it may not work ;~;
Rip. I'm forever boymode due to beard shadow and I think I'll stay like this for the forseeable future anyways.
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>>6405512
>Irish, Scottish and british

Are you fucking retarded
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>>6405560
>dying sooner
>dying fashionably

yup yup!
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>>6405536
Got absolutely no shit from the field or my tech team, but quite a few of them had already seen me in a dress at a wedding a few years before, so it was already known. The secretaries took it as a greenlight to be openly friendly. My superiors were nonplussed but they knew I could cause major trouble if they did anything even remotely transphobic, so they caved in.
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>>6405556
As I said to Kayla, trannies will be the first to go under Nazi policies
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>>6405558
*imagines you in my head instead (cute) and also imagines that ur my gf*
owned nerd
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>>6405561
It's not even about being mean. There are people who are more or less well-meaning, but they are too stupid to understand the implications of what they say and think. They contribute bad to the world because they can't help it.
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>>6405557
Had to make sure.

>>6405560
Ah, the famous Brazilian national treasures.

>>6405566
Eh?

What's wrong with that? we Isles folk are paler than sheets usually.
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>>6405546
no food, smoking and black coffee ONLY

>>6405552
>>6405569
huh. cool. I've with only women's clothes since even the interview and pretty much present fully female anyway. the only thing is that I don't ask people to call me by my new name or pronouns.

I need some of that brashness desu
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>>6405566
I don't see what you're getting at. I know there's not a lot of difference, but there is still some.
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>>6405575
Oh. I don't dislike those people. I feel hurt when I face people with bad intentions, but people who are well-meaning and just dumb aren't so bad... at least you're smart enough to know they're not trying to be hurtful :)
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>>6405534
Nicotine is one of the very few psychoactive drugs that have a major effect on me. The others being opiates and benzos. As a result, I'm much more secure and functional if I have it in my system all day. So I dip. Much better than smoking to get a steady level, and so much cheaper than patches.
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>>6405567
>Cancer
>Fast death
>>6405569
>My superiors were nonplussed but they knew I could cause major trouble if they did anything even remotely transphobic, so they caved in.
I don't like when this happens, it's like the're putting up with you. You get your way but it's awkward because you know deep down they don't really like you. I'd prefer to change jobs and tell no-one but good for you. What job do you do?
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>>6405590
>dip
Fucking revolting, and I say that as an ex smoker
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>>6405591
you can't enjoy the tragedy as well if it's a quick death, i said *sooner* not quick
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>>6405574
>>6405574
>*imagines you in my head instead (cute)*

then i hope you like being dissapointed slugg !!!
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>>6405578
>Andalusian, Catalan and Spanish
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>>6405590
i used to smoke for focus reasons too. ive managed to get myself prescribed a stimulant and its been so much nicer. highly recommend trying.
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>>6405578
Irish, Scottish, English and Welsh. the British Isles is geographical grouping, and Great Britain is an Empire based admin term for the countries who aren't cunts. British identity includes the Welsh and Scots. The Irish have their own because they got their own island
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>>6405598
>implying you could disappoint anyone
literal heresy
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>>6405590
I first heard about dipping a week ago in a documentary about PCP.
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>>6405512
I used to be immune to the sun. Now I burn by particularly intense moonlight ;-;

I think that's the second effect of HRT I've been unhappy with. The first was getting cold all the time.
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Jo Cox's last words:
>My pain, it's too much!
Some Julius Caesar-tier shit.
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>>6405598
disappointment implies you'll show me what you look like
i win either way kiddo
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>>6405590
If it works for you that's great. Back in high school there was this guy in my computer class who would always dip and spit it into a dr pepper can, it was nasty.
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>>6405605
hiiiiiii sophie !!!!!

you are too nice to me omgg also i hope you are going well !
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>>6405591
Senior officer in the national forest service. Honestly, they didn't like my methods before even though I had results. Last year, I was so disgusted by everything work that I let myself die rather than quitting and ending up homeless. Someone took me to the ER, I spent a year as a psychiatric inpatient, and since I thoroughly covered my ass so they couldn't spin my suicide as not work related as they always try to do, I'm on extended medical leave and waiting for early retirement with a decent disability pension.
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>>6405604
Yes, but I'm saying my heritage is entirely from the British isles and Ireland, in a few more words. Anon was the one that took some more explicit meaning out of it. In terms of actual ancestry, there still is some distinction, albeit small, although it's safe to say that a group limited in range to the Scottish highlands probably had less yearly sun exposure than someone living at the southern tip of Britain.
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>>6405113
B-but I love her music >>6405113
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>>6405601
I don't react to those, at least not in a good way. They tried a couple when I was locked up, but they made my anxiety and self-destructive tendencies worse, unlike nicotine, so they gave up.
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>>6405611
I usually use a tissue for that, then properly fold it and stash it in my bag until I find a trashcan. When I was young, I just used to spit it as far as I could. I was accurate at two meters.
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>>6405155
How tall are you? I always thought of you being 6'-2" or something
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>>6405609
but Julius Caesar didnt say anything when he died

>>6405612
>>6405612
<3 <3 <3
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>>6405628
How are you such a badass all the time seriously
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>>6405635
he died like a bitch.
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>>6405643
I grew up in the 80s. My role models were all badass girls and women since that was quite fashionable back then.
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>>6405590
>dip
thats disgusting but iktf about nicotine, though thats probably because im schizophrenic

i miss smoking, it makes everything more clear and calm

>>6405622
anon

please please dont leave me
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>>6405644
more like martyr
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>>6405512
>I have a mix of Irish, Scottish and British genes, am paler than some gingers I've known, and will burn after only a brief period outside on overcast days.
Add Welsh, Danish, Finnish, and Sami genetics and I'm pale. I burn quickly enough that I often wear long sleeve shirts with gloves even on very hot days. I even tan through car window glass.

>>6405552
Jules tells me one cold fall Saturday I showed up at the studio with pierced ears, long women's down coat, a thin turtleneck top, and tight designer jeans on. After that he never remembered seeing me in men's clothing again. Jules was one of the other assistants in the studio.

>>6405566
Hardly, my IQ is pushing tripple 9s.
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>>6405663
R o m a i n v i c t a
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>>6405667
previt
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>>6405635
He said "Even you Brutus?" didn't he?
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>>6405680
et tu, brute? then die, caesar
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>>6405679
Privet!
Ya nadeyus, chto vy delayete khorosho segodnya
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>>6405680
pretty sure thats a myth, I think originating from a shakespeare play? my prof said with that many holes in his body speaking wouldve been impossible.
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Should I kill myself tonight
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>>6405680
That was just in Shakespeare's play. He probably just said something like "oh fuck".
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>>6405667
Pffft.
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>>6405686
kill me instead pls :3
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>>6405686
Depends on the weather. It might be a good night to get fucking trashed though.
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>>6405686
i'm sure there's more exciting things on a friday night, why not wait till a tuesday?
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>>6405683
тaкжe
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hello
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>>6405687
"Could you please fuck me first?", you mean?
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>>6405685
It is. Caesar was gored so heavily, many of the assassins stabbed themselves by accident. According to Plutarch, anyway.
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>>6405693
Yeah maybe I'll do that and go blackout
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>>6405685
especially bc most people were speaking greek, not latin, at the time
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why is it that when I need to write I can't
and when I need to find my glasses I can't
why is everything backwards like that
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>>6405617
Interesting
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>>6405686
yes
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>>6405710
Because you don't believe in the baby Jesus
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>>6405709
pretty sure the republican senate didnt speak greek in their freetime when in rome tho.
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>>6405685
>>6405687
History professors always have to kill the good stories
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>>6405655
>My role models
Successful business ladies who ran enterprises like law firms, casinos, banks, and fashion houses. Add on top of that photographers, artists, musicians, models, actresses, and even a society lady or two. Stick in there the odd scientist or two.
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I turn 21 in 9 hours...
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>Go to restraunt
>Get sir'd
>Give up and start talking with guy voice
>he looks surprised
What the fuck do you even want from me
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>>6405698
>tfw no Brutus rimjob
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>>6405716
jesus isn't a baby he's dust
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>>6405721
Congratulations you're officially an old hon
Happy birthday!
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>>6405722
You shouldn't have a guy voice. Just get rid of that concept.
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>>6405725
your boipucci is dust
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>>6405722
He expected you to be a fag with a fag voice. It's crazy hearing a manly voice coming out of a fag.
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>>6405725
YOU'LL BURN FOR THAT BLASPHEMER ROT IN HELL
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>>6405726
Whatevs I don't look old. One step closer to that sweet sweet angel of death
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>>6405725
Heavenly dust everywhere watching everything
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>>6405720
It's sad that our societies have gone back to a mindset that paints as wrong a woman being openly and aggressively successful.
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>>6405721
Happy early birthday monkey jimmy neutron!
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>>6405720
My role model is Nicki Minaj. I aspire to be a tanned, curvy bimbo
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>>6405735
Why can't they just be successful. Why do they have to be disgusting and obnoxious?
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>>6405732
http://youtu.be/kzMjGbSoTj4
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>>6405741
And yet none of them are as bad as trump
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>>6405741
If a man like Trump is allowed to be disgusting and obnoxious, why shouldn't successful women be?
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>>6405735
It's always so forced these days though.
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>>6405735
it does?
I like aggressive women :<

>>6405745
>trump
>bad
o bby
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>>6405745
>bad
>trump
errors
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>>6405745
>>6405747
Trump is a sack of shit. It's not acceptable for men or women.
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>>6405750
I never criticised his politics, but it's hard to argue that he isn't disgusting and obnoxious.
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>>6405739
Gracias, amiga.
>>6405740
I'd rather be shakira cuz she's the babest.
>>6405741
Because they're treated like they're obnoxious when they're just telling their employees what to do.
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>>6405732
That's not our decision only God chooses who goes where.
>>6405749
Tfa was goof though

>>6405750
>>6405751
>Still playing with the Trump meme
I know it seems fun but there are bigger issues at play, we need to take this seriously. It's time to #shillforhillary
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>>6405303
Bisexuality may make up a large segment of the world population. Most women are bisexual and I'm including cis/tran
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>>6405762
>hillary
not even ironically
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>>6405750
>>6405751
>anti abortion
>good
Pick one
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>>6405755
I dont actually know, I dont follow what he does at all
I just wanted a (you) from (you)

>>6405762
I am a cruzmissile now tho
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>>6405745
trump is sexy
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>>6405762
Truly, if Angela Davis was running for president, I'd support her. But Clinton? Seriously?
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>hating on Trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
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>>6405769
>not voting ironically

Shit, what are you even doing?
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>>6405769
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>>6405770
thats not even an important issue though, its not like Ill get an unplanned pregnancy anyway, so why would I care?
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>>6405758
You're welcome.
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>>6405174
>you tried when you slit your wrists.
Don't do that; you'll just lose good control of your wrists once you recover , it takes forever to bleed out and your blood will probably clot before you're dead
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>>6405780
>we should only care about issues that affect trannies

Fuck off
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>>6405765
Everyone is central in their attraction to androgyny. Too much testosterone creates an angry bald headed, hairy monster. Too much estrogen creates a puffy pussy bitch who is too sensitive and bleeds a lot with a shitty high voice.
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>>6405778
Can't be arsed to vote. Maybe if Rama Yade runs for president. Or if there's a good chance a few votes might be enough to make a "socialist" candidate fail.
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>>6405792
we should only care about issues that affect us personally. nothing to do with trannies. thats generally how democracy works in the first place
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>>6405778
>>6405779
I am voting ironically. but hillary doesn't even deserve an ironic vote.

using my irony on a third party candidate so future generations won't have to look at textbooks and see how we wasted the title of first female president on her
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>>6405780
Because you might have to suffer through the adolescence of another generation in yr lifetime. Maybe it would be nice if they all had responsible and loving parents.
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>>6405797
You should kill yourself
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>>6405795
You don't vote because you think it'll make a difference because voting in America means nothing, you vote so people can't say "you can't complain you didn't vote"
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>>6405762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtU5nMbEsQ4
Hillary is completely insane.
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>>6405789
True, it just sounded better. Hanging is going to be my preferred method because I got no access to firearms.
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>>6405780
Lol I mean pro abortion

rrr fuck this timer
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>>6405801
Pro-choice, you mean, right?
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>>6405774
>old man in a toupee
>sexy
Cmon girl you can do better

>>6405771
He's just kind of a super rich guy who acts like you'd expect a rich guy with a chip on his shoulder to act desu, he has an ego way larger than his fortune and a big mouth. People like him because his politics seem fresh, his ego makes him look like a leader, and being controversial apparently counts as entertaining. I don't like the guy but if I were American I'd sooner vote for him than Hilary I guess.
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>>6405811
Yes
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all of them seem like idiots to me.
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>>6405306

>>>/fa/11379740
>>>/fa/11396563

>>6405745
Ssh you're being reasonable ssh
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>>6405807
It's the same here, really. Except not voting allows me to say all parties these days are shit.
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>>6405809
Hanging always seemed scary to me though, and agonizing. There's also the chance of failing and ending up paralyzed stuck in a wheel chair.
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>>6405799
Tbhim voting for Jill Stein but I've already accepted Hillary's gonna win and there's nothing we can do about it. The only good thing from this election is that it has shattered a lot of young peoples faith in our system and is going to lead to people starting to understand that change doesn't come from bourgeois parliamentarism and recognize the neccesity of revolution.
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>>6405805
I know anon, but its really hard.

>>6405803
>>6405810
I am pro abortion as well, I wouldnt ditch a candidate over a policy that doesnt affect me though, I am not picking issues that dont affect me over those that do.

>>6405815
>if I were American
but you are my favorite american bby <3
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>>6405808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHO1vo762c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2oTI6NqR8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZkK2_6H9MM
she is a neocon liar

where as trump has been consistent in his beliefs for decades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCabT_O0YSM
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>>6405827
I'm Canadian, pls don't lump me in with that clusterfuck going on rn ;~;
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>>6405822
We have this constituency thing where you don't choose the prime minister but the local MP and the party with the most MPs wins. So if you vote Labour in a constituency that's guaranteed to vote for a Conservative MP your vote means absolutely nothing.
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>>6405823
From what I've read you pass out pretty fast from the suffocation and as long as you wont be found for a few hours you should be completely ded even if you don't go for a full feet in air sorta thing.

What would you suggest tho? The classic helium or something?
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>>6405830
As opposed to the clusterfuck you're in right now?
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>>6405493
Predator.jpg
Kill me! Kill me I'm here! Do it!
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What does "nth" stand for?
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>>6405826
same, I rather like jill stein actually.

>tfw young generation votes to repeal second amendment and we won't be able to revolt
how is hamilton such a popular musical when nobody has even read the federalist papers baka
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>>6405821
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>>6405815
hey hi go on skype if you can !!
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>>6405827
How does your culture not affect you?
And what issues matter most to you?
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>>6405835
nothing
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>>6405836
Neoliberalism is a strange beast.
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>>6405835
The n equals any number.
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>>6405828
Can Americans here say why they think Trump will improve their lives? And "he will remove kebab" is not good enough seeing as you have more chance of being hit by lightning than a terror attack
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>>6405832
I can't really suggest anything, I've never planned anything. I've only entertain the idea, and honestly most things scare me.

A gun would be the easiest honestly. Maybe I'd travel to america buy a gun and shoot myself.

Is suicide tourism a thing?
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>>6405686
Yes
What method are you using?
>>6405809
Hanging like when it snaps your brainstem painlessly, or when you suffocate?
The former is cool but I haven't gotten that to work. Consciously suffocating is REALLY painful and I've tried it a few different ways but your body won't take it, no matter how much you want to die, you start to struggle
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>>6405832
Nitrous Oxide at least gets you euphoric while you go.
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>>6405840
So then why do people say "nth for ..." ??
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>>6405837
??
What is this
>>6405849
Where to buy?
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>>6405847
Yes, it is. You can get assisted suicide in Switzerland provided you fulfill a few requirements.
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>>6405835
>nth
nth
ɛnθ/
adjective
Mathematics
adjective: nth

denoting an unspecified member of a series of numbers or enumerated items.
"systematic sampling by taking every nth name from the list"
(in general use) denoting an unspecified item or instance in a series, typically the last or latest in a long series.
"he had just been booted out of his digs for the nth time"
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>>6405846
tell that to Orlando
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>>6405833
Hey, I've picked my poison and I'm sticking with it. At least I've got beer and an extra party or two to vote for.

>>6405838
For sure! I'm just about done my workout
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>>6405860
Didn't an FtM do that after her neo-penis didn't work out?
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>>6405860
Wouldn't you have to actually move there though? I was thinking more of a vacation thing, not having to fill all the moving paperwork.
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>>6405846
Booting out the beaners always improves the quality of life.
Always.
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>>6405830
but here in europe, america is a continent ;~;
if you werent on that continent, wed probably be close which would be a win, for me at least, probably not so much for you

>>6405839
my culture? I dont get what this means

>And what issues matter most to you?
closed borders
less international boot licking
more national souvereignity/ less power to brüssel
gunrights like switzerland would be nice
higher prison sentences for violent crimes
legalizing weed would be nice as well
oh, and telling american soldiers to fuck off sounds cool. they can keep their bases, but I want them to stop making my government pay for them.
harsh reaction to the spy dilemma would be cool as well
being nicer to poland and russia would be nice as well.
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>>6405848
>Hanging like when it snaps your brainstem painlessly, or when you suffocate?
The latter. Don't really have any secluded places to go for a decent fall and even then I dont exactly trust the rope.
>your body won't take it, no matter how much you want to die
Maybe apply a bunch of meds to lull you out as you do it? It's not like you can throw them up if you get it tight enough.

>>6405847
Is it that easy to get a gun in the states as a foreigner? I doubt any gun nut would want to lend a gun just so I can shoot myself with it as it makes them and their guns look bad.

>>6405860
Switzerland is hella expensive though.
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>>6405866
Yup.

>>6405867
You don't have to move, no. Just to prove you have a permanent disability or terminal illness, and that you're capable of informed consent.
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>>6405862
Voting for someone purely to get the death rate reduced by 0.0001% seems a little stupid to me. How is trump even going to help the economy? He has no training whatsoever.
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>>6405863
That's bullshit and you know it. But I can't be mad at Canadians.
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>>6405862
This Orlando? He's still alive. Some would add "sadly".
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>>6405868
That's racist. Half the USA is stolen Mexican land anyway
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>tfw browned a cotton towel.
I turned the wrong burner on and scorched it.

>>6405735
I knew so many in my youth. Everybody seamed to be introducing them to me. I think part of why was I also traded stocks along side of doing the painting and photography. I also remember not much talk about their successes.

>>6405740
I always wanted the model esthetic.

>>6405750
I like aggressive women too.

>>6405776
She's the bitch we got. I'd have preferred Sanders, but I would vote for Clinton over trump any day. It's a no brainer.

>>6405808
Trump makes Clinton look sane...
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>>6405859
We are told that Azrael, Death, appears to our spirit in a form determined by our beliefs, actions, and dispositions during life. He may even manifest invisibly, 'so that a man may die of a rose in aromatic pain' – or of a rotting stench. When the soul sees Azrael, it 'falls in love', and its gaze is thus withdrawn from the body as if by a seduction. Great prophets and saints have even been politely invited by Death, who appears to them in corporeal form.
Go to a headshop and buy whipits and fill up some container. Or you could steal or buy an industrial sized tank from a doctor.
>>6405862
We are all (in a sense) responsible for Orlando because our culture shaped the killer. How can you expect a president to keep tabs on every gay guy's mental stability?
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>>6405884
he had links to Isis
the whole gay man shooting up a club full of his own is a recent fabrication
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>>6405884
>our culture
the quran isn't our culture
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>>6405878
Where's the bullshit tho? I literally have tasty beer in my refrigerator and there's 3 major (5 minor) federal parties to choose from. ;~;
We get all the American cultural exports and don't have to deal with being part of America. It's a pretty sweet deal.

>>6405869
B-but being called an American is triggering when you live in canuckistan. Can you help me break off Canada from the rest of north America and tow it to yurop?
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>>6405863
ok !! i want to show you mah hair
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>>6405882
I almost want to see trump as president just to see how much power a president actually has.
Both are awful though.
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>>6405878
w2c ice skate inspired thigh high boots?
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>>6405889
>white people to the north of america prosper
>brown people to the south do not
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>>6405656
I don't know if I can yell any louder
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/mtfg/, why are popular online trannies so insane?
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>>6405889
Canada is a dead place. What is there to see and do there even? As much as America sucks it has so much more culture. Weather is better as well.
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>>6405869
The first one; why?
Wouldn't this country progress and benefit the whole planet if we created an immigration system that took everyone where they wanted to be?
I agree with some of the stuff you mentioned. The prison system of America is counter-productive af.
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>>6405889
No. Not without nuking Québec first. We really don't want them anywhere near here. :^)
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>>6405903
>those crazy eyes
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>>6405904
You can hunt aboriginals I guess
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>>6405903
kill me
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>>6405908
The eyes of a true hon
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>>6405904
>t. I live in Cleveland and pretend it's NYC
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>>6405888
And what is your culture?
>>6405887
Well I think his wife testifying against his straight background supports him doing this out of self-pain than him claiming he was apart of Isis. What links to Isis does he have if you can say that so matter-of-factly?
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>>6405903
Oy vey
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>>6405896
I don't think can't buy those. That's a photo of Canada's Miss World competitor. But you can probably find stripper boots similar enough.

>>6405889
>3 major (5 minor) federal parties
Same shit, different packaging. You end up with a robot that spouts reddit slogans when prodded as a president. And anything that US exports as "culture" should be avoided.
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>>6405892
Yeah I wanna see :3

>>6405897
Tbf at least Canada isn't a bunch of border jumpers :^)

>>6405904
>vast open expanses of beautiful untamed wilderness
>large metropolises in Ontario and Quebec
>rich history throughout the continent
>nothing to see and do
K

>>6405906
You put them there, you take them back :^)
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>>6405903
>115k tweets

I don't use twitter but isn't that too many, what does she type about so much?
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>>6405917
>Well I think his wife testifying against his straight background supports him doing this out of self-pain than him claiming he was apart of Isis. What links to Isis does he have if you can say that so matter-of-factly?
the FBI said as much on the day of the attack.
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>>6405916
>Living in mid-west USA
Southern England masterrrace here
>>6405909
Are there still Indians in Canada?
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>>6405924
Complaining about trans & SJW shit and getting in fights. IRL she uses dude voice and is basically a neurotic mess.
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>>6405919
>thinking the bloc Québécois is the same as the tories
>president
Pls you don't have to make trolling this obvious
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>>6405921
Tourism kind of sucks when you're French. You can go anywhere and there's not much to see and do compared to what we have back here...
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>>6405884
>How can you expect a president to keep tabs on every gay guy's mental stability?
Take a look at the pattern of serial killers. Spouse abusing husband is more accurate. The time to identify them is when they were children, and get them into mental health therapy then. Most issues can then be headed off before they happen. If the kid's parents are causing the kid's issues, then you treat them and the rest of the family too.

Universal health care with good mental health care is a step towards this. Well over half of all inmates were abused as children and have significant psych problems from the abuse. Many make it had to fit in with regular society and maintain jobs. Most of that can be avoided with good mental health care when young.
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>>6405921
The yankees are the border the real america has been hidden from Canada this entire time.
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>>6405892
Post hair you slag
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>>6405904
>America sucks it has so much more culture.

thats crazy talk.

>>6405905
my country wouldnt. crime rates are rising, especially violent crime and rape, education standards are falling, no go zones have become a thing recently, I cant go out at night alone (this used to be different) and always have to carry pepperspray, the political landscape is boiling so hard that it divides the country...
none of these things are good, like at all.

I want to prevent this country from becoming a melting pot. I dont need american crime rates to be happy, I prefer the cozyness of the 00's in central europe, a distinct culture, a history, and a language.

>>6405889
yes. you will have to leave youre frenchies behind tho.
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>>6405937
>Many make it had to fit in with regular society
Many make it hard to fit in with regular society
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>>6405932
Not Indians, Inuit people, Canadian Indians basically.

Canadians have yet to kill off the natives completely. They are pretty bad are being american.
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>>6405942
OMG DONT BE RACIST
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>>6405921
What history?
>Indians and ice
>French kill Indians
>British kill Indians
>One small revolt that got crushed
The high point of your history was burning the White house and arguably that was the British.

I'm not shitting on Canada I got no problem with you guys I'm just pointing out that the place has been a bit of a damp squib for it's size.
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>>6405930
The fbi reported his 911 phone call right before the shooting in which he declared his allegiance with them. I can't find anything else. Can you?>>6405937
That's true but you think Trump will provide this system?
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>>6405911
Chara give me ur skype
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>>6405955
Not hating, but you should probably try opening a book once in a while if you think that's the extent of 400 years of history. Multiple wars have been fought here during that time.
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>>6405635
>>6405680
Here's what Wikipedia has to say:

>According to Suetonius, a physician later established that only one wound, the second one to his chest, had been lethal.[98] The dictator's last words are not known with certainty, and are a contested subject among scholars and historians alike. Suetonius reports that others have said Caesar's last words were the Greek phrase "kαὶ σύ, τέkνον;"[99] (transliterated as "Kai su, teknon?": "You too, child?" in English). However, for himself, Suetonius says Caesar said nothing.[100]

> Plutarch also reports that Caesar said nothing, pulling his toga over his head when he saw Brutus among the conspirators.[101] The version best known in the English-speaking world is the Latin phrase "Et tu, Brute?" ("And you, Brutus?", commonly rendered as "You too, Brutus?");[102][103] this derives from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, where it actually forms the first half of a macaronic line: "Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar." It has no basis in historical fact and Shakespeare's use of Latin here is not from any assertion that Caesar would have been using the language, rather than the Greek reported by Suetonius, but because the phrase was already popular when the play was written.[104]
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>>6405936
I like french food.
>>6405963
Why?
>>6405968
>Canada and US talking about war history
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>>6405942
Are you a citizen of the U.s.a?
Have you used that pepperspray? Maybe you should avoid these areas. Get yr family out of there.
America has always been a melting pot and the European immigrants that put this country together raped the native's rights. You should read up on old school racism if you are American. White people used to hate other white people before minorites expected equal treatment.
Also, the system is pretty good at preventing actual civil war. Pretty sure every presidential election has created a stir.
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>>6405686
Old age after a long fulfilling life is the best form of suicide.
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>>6405980
Sounds painful and humiliating
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>>6405977
want to hear yur voice
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>>6405968
I don't see anything here, it's just skirmishes between Britain, France and the Indians until the 1800s when there was a small revolt or two and from then on it's just politics with Britain. Mexican history is more interesting.
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whyyyyyyy does Skype burn so much phone battery???
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>>6405993
microsoft data collection backend
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>>6405987
no
>>6405993
Cause skype on the phone is one the most awfully optimized app.
I refuse to use it on the phone.
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Even though I don't call myself a tranny anymore, I'm going to try to be as feminine as possible! I'm going to get fit and have a good ass! I'm going to have nice thighs! I'm going to give myself good skincare! Ganbatte!
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>>6405999
Do you think that will be enough?
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>>6405999
you're still a tranny even if you call yourself something else
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>>6405999
trips confirm
>>6405111
I want to do this. How difficult is it and what did you do for the pain?
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>>6405935
Eh I was just killing time until my pizza.
Eh.
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>make an okcupid just now to see if i pass
>
>as a boy...

3 messages so far hitting on me as a dude :/
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>>6405999
I am going to try to do the same thing
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>>6406004
I suppose I could try to get a new haircut. And remove body hair
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>>6405999
>detransitioning
The penalty for apostasy is stoning
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will anyone 'lend' me £6k to get my brow done because i pinned all my hair right back and my face looks completely female if it weren't for the huge forehead overhang thanks to inheriting my mom's round as fuck head and my dad's square brow and deep set eyes. it's like a bone visor. its honestly not that bad as a ridge but my orbits need some vicious work done on them.

in return i will idk. serious applicants only
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>>6406013
I'm only regressing. And still taking hormones
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>>6406008
This is a gay profile right? No way would you get three messages from women that fast
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>>6406010
dont forget to wear makeup and dresses just as a statement against patriarchy, solidarity with women and all that.
you'll still be totally a boy though
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>>6406007
>tfw still on a diet
kill meeeeeeeee
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>>6406014
Get a bank loan
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>>6406016
its bi :c
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>>6406014
I think I have the exact same problem. I don't really have a visible brow ridge but I do have the 5head and eyes that look deep set but actually really aren't.
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>>6406023
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>>6406023
me too ;~;
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>>6406019
of course. I gotta find a good makeup look.
But I'll be a proud boy. I think I look nice in girl clothing.
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>>6406019
What this anon said. Some dudes can totes pull it off.
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>>6405978
bby I am western German (I said I am european twice), I dont give a fuck about the US, I am just glad I dont live there.

>Have you used that pepperspray?
not yet thankfully. tho the only reason I wasnt at cologne train station last NYE was that we have a little dog which we sitted cause of the fireworks and his fear. we have family there tho.

>You should read up on old school racism if you are American
Ive a degree in history

>Pretty sure every presidential election has created a stir.

censorship on local issues here is crazy right now, elections are forged regularly, the media has actively been caught lying and hiding facts more than once. the police in saxony got orders to not persecute immigrant crimes, 80% of immigrants dont have any papers but still get let in. literally madness

>>6405977
>Canada and US talking about war history

this. Ill always have more respect for the descendants of the kievan rus than I have for anything on the american continent
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>>6406023
>tfw 1600 calories today
2 egg sandwiches, a quarter pounder w/ chips and a can of peaches. Sucks man. People who stay thin without trying just piss me off.
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>>6406034
umm...I'm not going to wear weird fetish stuff like that...just normal fashionable women's clothes
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>>6405992
Read a book on the history of Canada, not a synopsis. There are multiple European conflicts which spilled over into the Americas and led to changes in borders. The deportation of the Acadians from the maritimes led to the settlement of Louisiana. The loss of new France was one among many of the factors leading to the French revolution. This is just scratching the surface, European history and the history of the Americas are closely linked, and that's before you even start looking at the history of how this massive continent was settled by Europeans.
Also
>A paragraph on Christopher Columbus
>In a 2 page summary of early Canadian history
I don't even

>>6406007
You better be sharing that shit eh
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>>6406032
>>6405940
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Does anyone feel like extremely excluded by their partner? How do you cope with that? I see all these couples like, doing stuff together with other people. my last ex would completely exclude me, and literally tell me it'd be awkward, or that it was girls time with literally two other lesbian couples.

It's different but My current partner went on a three day bender of overwatch and Ive literally been texting her that it'd be fun to be included for daysssss.... I just hate having to beg, almost as much as that even after all that I get to play with her only when no one else is around.
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>>6406040
1600 is pretty low
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>>6406031
:(

>>6406032
>please.jpg
i know this feel

>>6406040
1600? das a lot. im at ~1200 and i'm going to have maybe 1-200 more for dinner...
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>>6406024
i work a crappy job so i can't get a loan on my current wage. desu i do need a new job in general or im p sure my US visa application will be denied
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>>6406031

>that retard jaw
>that terrible pizza

2/10 would not bang

>>6406032

Winona Ryder is literally perfect.
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>>6406045
edie has been fucking dudes in those three days
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>>6406045
try a poly relationship and feel jealous constantly lmao
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>>6406040
I'm at 0, it's much easier to skip meals then constantly be upset about what you can or can't eat for me
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>>6406045
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>>6406036
Pyccкий нapoд никoгдa нe бyдeт пaдaть нa кoлeни
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>>6406044
lmao i wish anon

>>6406053
>Winona Ryder is literally perfect.
i agree anon !!!!!!!!!
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>>6406043
There's like 10 other pages
>>6406046
How much do you eat?
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>>6406023
I also bought some pancakes covered in chocolate for afterwards. I would take a photo but my hands are full atm.

>>6406043
Of course I would. I bought a family one (50 cm).

>>6406048
If you worked out you could eat more.
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>>6406048
Now that is too low
>>6406049
If you're feeling the squeeze in Britain, America is even harder on the poor.
>>6406059
In some posh part of London I saw this woman with legs thinner than my wrists. Genuinely felt sorry for her.
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>>6406068
3400 but I am gaining weight

1600 is not much though, especially if you have a semi active life style, you should be bellow what you burn.
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>>6406058
I'm basically in an ace Poly relationship though, I mean I spend way too much time with other women for emotional reasons than I'm comfortable with
>>6406062
o.o ok I'm better now
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>>6406045
Why are you here and where did you put Edie
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>>6406073
;___________;
invite me over

>>6406080
no, 1300 is fine, i want to be losing weight so...
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>>6406084
Go buy overwatch, you'll find her, and she'll play with you if you aren't me
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>>6406048
>tfw shooting for 1200 net calories for the day as well
Working out to eat is a thing I have to do to stay sane
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>>6406036
You never directly said to my posts that you were not from the usa. The original topic for us was Trump. Nice degree; doesn't mean you should be offended by a referral to a topic I thought we were debating on.
The whole system is fucked, sister. Glad you chose to comfort the puppy.
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>>6406053
How dare you insults that pizza
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>>6406080
there's more opportunity in the US, plus i got my gf to live with i can split rent and bills with. where i live now, its shit jobs but very low rent, if i move to get a better job, i will still be saving much less because of much higher rents. my healthcare isn't free in the uk currently due to waiting lists and me being unwilling to wait so thats a thing thats not an issue

the US is the place to be.
>>
Did any of yuns see Andreja Pejic on Eurotrash just now?
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>>6406045
Assert yrself. Don't be her companion when she wants you. Be her partner all the time or else leave her. Communicate that she's being a cunt when she's being a cunt, politely.
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>>6406090
Didn't know Edie was into video games. You should join in a session if you're feel like you're not getting enough time
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>>6406089
And here's the pancakes with chocolate, folded so you can stuff your face easier.

>invite me over
Consider yourself cordially invited for some pizza. I bought a family one.
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>>6406097
why would I want to remove american soldiers from our soil if I was US, that would be retarded.
also, elanna said she wants canada to go to my continent, so cant be US.
>less power to brüssel
the US doesnt take orders from the EU

my heritage is pretty well known here as well.
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>>6406121
I'm sure it's tasty but it looks like something that would give you bad food poisoning. I'm sure it's fine though.
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>>6406116
I asked literally for three days, going from oh that's nice it sounds fun to please can I join you, she just doesn't have the time I don't think, to be fair because I know she'd want it mentioned, she did ask if I wanted to play one match before her show because someone had to run errands, It felt like a punch in the gut that the only time I could speak with or do something with her was when literally there was no on left to play with again.
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>>6406083
Why won't Edie play this video game with you? Are they heavily into competitive gaming right now?
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>>6406109
was she naked?

>>6406116
>shut in plays vidya all day

wew
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>>6406121
that looks like mush.
I hate mush.

PS, im also leaving for a bit cya later nerds.
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>>6406096
The more you work out, the more you can eat.
Pic related.
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>>6406129
Ouch... You have my sympathy.
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>tfw have three life choices and i can't decide

>go back to school and finish my novel
>LA County Sheriff
>stay at shitty job where no one respects me
>cam whore
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>>6406081
Here's the weird thing. Every time I exercise my weight loss stalls. Last week I cycled clear across Hertfordshire and didn't lose any weight. But when I sit on my ass doing nothing the weight drops off.
>>6406106
>there's more opportunity in the US
What opportunity? Same jobs here as there. here you don't even have to work because it's a welfare state
>if i move to get a better job, i will still be saving much less because of much higher rents
They have high rent in USA too. San Francisco and New York City
>my healthcare isn't free in the uk currently due to waiting lists and me being unwilling to wait so thats a thing thats not an issue
Trans is one aspect of your healthcare, if anything else happened to you and you were in America the hospital bills will fuck your ass. My grandmother visited Florida and got charged $100,000 for pneumonia.

If your rich or highly skilled/qualified then America is a great move but if you struggle to make ends meet in low-tier jobs in Britain it's a dumb idea because in America you now have the same shit wage + no safety net.
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>>6406125
>>6406134
Guess it looks a lot better in real life.
Here's some more aesthetically pleasing food.
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>>6406145
become a sherrif and arrest cis scum
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>>6406155
sheen!! XD
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>>6406121
I'm sure that's delicious but I can't help feeling that pancake has ichthyosis.

>>6406140
Where do you find the time for these runs? I'm jelly of those extra calories though.
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>>6406145
You can't be some LA County sheriff that moonlights as a camwhore? Maybe writes in their spare time?
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>>6406157
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10512798
http://www.strawpoll.me/10512798
http://www.strawpoll.me/10512798

>>6406159
i'd probably get in trouble if anyone found out
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>>6406145
Isn't that four life choices?

Stay at shitty job only until you can get into the justice system, be LA County sheriff, write novel when you have free time, eventually lose job as sheriff for moonlighting as a cam whore.
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>>6406153
The food looks good, but those arms...
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>>6406167
it's three choices if whoring is held constant
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>>6406140
>running
I have never understood people who do this. Cycling is 3x faster, doesn't fuck up your joints, you can actually get places like to work or school instead of just around the block and you can rest while still moving. All these benefits and you still get a damn good workout. See it took you 5 hours to get 35 km, I can get 150 km in that time. I can explore England and exercise at the same time while you just ran around a park.
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>>6406159
>>6406167
Haha, I guess we had the same idea.
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>>6406163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSTOlCFaKSo
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>>6406175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvtpJe0lLaQ
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>>6406166
wheres the kill himself for having inferior jewnetics option
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>>6406166
Yay! you're back!
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>>6406158
Does >>6406153 look better? I had that in Greece.

>Where do you find the time for these runs?
No Failbook, no Twatter and limited shitposting on 4chan in general and here in particular.
But that run I did while I was on a vacation so I had all the time in the world.

>>6406173
Because cycling is for pussies.
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>>6406147
i could be spending the same on insurance as i am on my trans healthcare, or get insurance in with my job. there i have the benefit of my experience and accent. Colorado isn't the worst for rent. gf is in an industry that pays better than what i'm more focused in. i struggle in the uk due to a bad location, i live in the middle of nowhere because i moved in with my folks to transition. In the US, I'll be just outside Denver. welfare state has already failed here, and the NHS won't last two years. might as well jump ship while i can. i have the freedom to work in heritage, as a secretary, as a waitress, as an events organiser, researcher, or to study some more. in the uk where i am, its waitress or retail. theres nothing else
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>>6406167
>>6406159
>>6406171

do you think people would pay to see me masturbate/insert things into my anus hole?

i feel like im too weird looking
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>>6406123
bleh sorry im a selective reader, ill go away now
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>>6406129
Is Edie streaming her overwatch session? You could try playing against her add some stakes for fun.
>>6406133
It's a generation thing kid
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>>6406166
>i'd probably get in trouble if anyone found out
But just imagine the stories.

>>6406187
You won't know until you try. There's actually quite a lot of exceedingly weird looking trannies who camwhore, some even post here.
>>
my boobs hurt TT_TT
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>>6406189
sorry if I sounded hostile, I am really buzzed out. most certainly not your fault. I blame proto-drugs
thanks 4talking to me
Ilu <3
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>>6406183
:(
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>>6406187
>pay
no
but i would masturbate to you masturbating/your asshole for free
would consider paying if you ate your cum regularly
>>
>>6406187
So I don't know what you or your rectal ravine look like but the answer to the question "do you think people would pay to see [sex thing]" is always yes, the only question is how many of them there are and how much they are willing to pay.
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>>6406198
Doesn't that mean that they're growing?
>tfw your boobs never hurt
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>tfw you just bought $100 in sushi, a Mia, a massage, tickets to six flags, and are planning a party and a diner

>for your ex girlfriends birthday
>because you just need people right now, because you feel alone all the time
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>>6406203
Do you think people would pay to watch me work in excel while naked? I'd like to supplement my takehome a little and I'm already going to spend most of the summer working topless.
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>>6406203
>I don't know what you or your rectal ravine look like

i look weird
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>>6406201
Does anyone here actually make cum anymore though? I thought HRT always reduces that to just a watery dribble of precum after a few months.
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>>6406208
yes, but... it hurts...
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>>6406212
should've called me, nerd
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>>6406214
Are we going to pride or are you too much of a faggot for that ^_^
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>>6406212
you should date kayla
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>>6406214
Iirc your job pays pretty well, do you have enough money saved up to take risks?
>>
>>6406212
youwant to be alpha, but just without being an emotional nether ape
or any bullshit projection of trying to be some tough guy
: definately have to stop giving a monkeys rectum about politics

: except for the parts that yougenuinly enjoy, like watchinge
you need a vision of reaching a perfectly calm emotional state, basically what a monk might develop
you can't keep wasting my life like this
>>
>>6406214
You'll do just fine.
>>
>>6406133
>was she naked?

Nope. Clothed. She doesn't sound like I expected.
>>
>>6406213
Yes; I'm pretty sure lots of cam girls are either looking at things on the internet, playing games or working on something while at the computer, so as long as you are good at multi-tasking spreadsheets with flirting you should be good.
>>6406214
Not ugly though, so you're good I think. (But go be a sheriff instead.)
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>>6406216
>tfw ur penis only drips clear sticky liquid when you cum

unless it's like an amazing orgasm and it kind of just pours out instead of drips. still clear tho.

can't even remember the last time something like shot out of my penis like how my pre-HRT ejaculations were
>>
>>6406239
Same like and even worse it kinda comed out non stop, my precum is completely out of control
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>>6406217
Massage them or find someone to do it for you I guess? Dunno.
>>6406221
I'm pretty sure Kayla doesn't actually want a bf or gf, if she did she'd have someone by now I think.
>>
>>6406186
>i could be spending the same on insurance as i am on my trans healthcare
As I said there's more to your healthcare than trans issues. If you come down with anything in America you're fucked
>gf
This makes it extra unsafe, what if you break up?
>i struggle in the uk due to a bad location
Move to Manchester or something, rents aren't crazy there
>the NHS won't last two years.
Absolutely not true

I used to be like you and I know a lot of people like you. Things are going shit so you think running away is the answer. it doesn't work because of money. Unskilled workers in the USA have as much of a shit time as they do in Britain. it's the same all over the world, if you're working low-tier jobs you will be living on the breadline. Moving overseas is only a good idea if it enables you to upgrade to a skilled job otherwise you're just going to end up in the same hole only now you have the added problem of immigration status hanging over you. Are they even gonna give you a green card, how do you know?

I say at least try moving to a British city before going to America.
>>
>>6406231
wow you think? people only care about her looks
>>
>>6406185
Yeah that looks pretty amazing honestly. My parents went to Greece this past year and had nothing but good things to say about the food, let alone how good it looks.

Being on vacation would do it though. Tbh I should get out more to exercise but I'm a pussy and would probably just bike.

>>6406216
Right here, not even joking, although I would hesitate to call it cum when it's clear.
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>>6406212
Don't you have other friends
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>>6406220
>pride

you mean trans pride this weekend? fucking gross, i don't want to be associated with all the ugly trannies of san francisco
i have too much social anxiety for these kinds of things as well
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australian internet really is the worst

gn girls
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>>6406255
Sweet dreams kit.
>>
>>6406214
Why is it that every time I stick up for someone on 4chan they're not even grateful? Why do I bother?
>>
>>6406254
There is pride pride, dyke pride, and trans pride, or we could just like find a nice men's room and drill some holes
>>
>>6406243
right though? like it'll just keep pouring out before i even climax. makes a mess :(
>>
>>6406250
That's interesting. Was it like that before SRS, or did it get back to being like that after SRS and no longer taking an anti-androgen?
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>>6406255
nn kit
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>>6406261
no one owes you anything get over it

>>6406262
are they in different neighborhoods or something? why are they all on the same day? that's dumb

>tfw lived in the bay area for 4 years and never went to pride
>>
>>6406255
Post your hair before you sleep. I want to see.
>>
>>6406262
w-wait why would you drill a hole in a mens room stall?
are you hoping someone passes something through the hole?
>>
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>>6406255
>>
these threads are really entertaining to lurk
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I'm literally watching two five year old girls watching mine craft videos on an iPad and one is saying "that's so hawdcowr, he just went beast mode"

I feel like I'm either really going to get that generation, or I'm not going to get them at all
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>>6406264
Yeah, it was like that before SRS as well, even on cypro. Still had some color to it as well. My body is just weird.
>>
>>6406275
It is so entertaining that you have to stop lurking
>>
>>6406278
I'm jealous. I wish I came bigger loads.
>>
>>6406278
I mean, I don't think that's something to pout about. It's not bad, just different from usual.
>>
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>>6406271
Pic related
>>6406268
Same weekend different days trans is Friday, but we could just go get drunk and be like queer lords.
>>6406263
I dunno it's kinda hot how it runs down my leg when I give oral, and it's not super sticky like my old cum
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i wonder if i could have a cute boyfriend someday

i have such a complex about being trans and anything masculine about me that it's always kind of felt like i needed to be with women but i wonder if that's true at all? :n like could i find an attractive & cute & kind & nice & nerdy guy to be my bf?? LIKE.... idek
>>
>>6406247
i'm skilled enough, i have qualifications. i've lived elsewhere in the uk too. insurance to cover my healthcare will not be the worst thing, and if it is and the NHS is still a thing, i could always fly back to the uk. when i say gf, i mean fiancee, i don't think we'll break up desu. and with leaving the EU (from which all our rights as trans people came from), the kind of government we have here for the next few years, and brexit being lead by people who want a private healthcare system, i might as well give the US a go. i just want to be with my partner desu.
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>>6406288
>i wonder if i could have a cute boyfriend someday
No.
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>>6406288
you are like the prettiest person here
you should be swimming in dick
if you cant get a boyfriend what hope is there for the rest of us
>>
>>6406275
Hey Korra!

I had a nap. Then a smoothie. And soon laundry and a run. How's everyone else's evening shaping up?
>>
WHAT IF WE'RE ALL ACTUALLY GIRL AIs?

hi
>>6406288
I want a cute bf too ;~~;
>>
>>6406268
Well no but it doesn't hurt to be a respectful human being. I don't understand you you can cry about nobody liking you when you basically just told someone who stuck up for you to go fuck themselves just because you made friends now. Anyway it's your life I don't give a shit about you. With that attitude you won't last long in life.
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>>6406284
Idk, it probably would have made sex a little less weird if my then bf hadn't had to make sure there were tissues and stuff, I came a surprising amount. Idk, I know that the antiandrogens did their thing properly given my levels were completely nuked on cypro, but for some reason I never stopped producing cum and I never got a nuked sex drive.

>>6406283
Idk it's a bit awkward tho
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>>6406309
honnifer is a pos, ignore her
>>
>>6406288
Sounds like you're going to date a chasers and or a far left social liberal
>>
>>6406293
Ok well whatever good for you do what you want, I'm just giving advice.
>>
>tfw I'll never afford srs and ffs in my lifetime.
>>
>>6406288

You could have a bf tomorrow, you boner. just stop physically assaulting guys and start flirting with them
>>
>>6406313
Rachel is Jennifer?
>>
I'm kinda tired but don't want to sleep :/

What do :3
>>
>>6406309
Welcome 4chan
>>
>>6406288
Yeah, you could. Just gotta try.

There's no bf store, for some stupid reason, but I hear they're pretty attainable when you infiltrate their nests.
>>
>>6406288
whats your definition of cute

i could hook you up with a little boytoy but he's shorter than most cis women so that might make you sad
>>
>>6406288
Big and strong? Holding you down? Talking dirty?
>>
>>6406322
Don't ignore me mtfg

It makes me sad ;___________;
>>
>>6406330
Hi
>>
>>6406330
*ignores forevers*
>>
>>6406331
h-hi :D:D
>>6406332
why ;___;
>>
>>6406297
th-thanks

>>6406304
WELL i dunno anon
i don't think i'm the prettiest and i certainly don't know how to come off as attractive to men and i really don't know how to flirt
soooo

>>6406308
the thing for me is that
for some reason ive always considered myself 'not good enough' of a woman to be with men. like i dont feel feminine enough, i dont feel cute enough, i dont know how to interact with them well... and my own severe body issues where i will think anything about myself is masculine as fuck, which makes me feel like i cant attract a guy. so like ive always had this thing where i just felt inferior to other girls insofar as finding guys was concerned and it's only gotten worse as i've gotten older. :/

>>6406314
a far left social liberal sounds wonderful

>>6406320
>>6406324
no i dont know how though u_____u

>>6406326
idk attractive
relatively handsome
knows how to dress himself
yes i would prefer if he was taller than me sorry

>>6406329
u-ummm ; ;
>>
>>6405978
>White people used to hate other white people before minorites expected equal treatment.
On my dad's side my grandparents got married back in the early years of the 20th century. There was multiple letters to the editor, and even a full front page article on them wanting to get married. After all, which church were they going to go to? Was it going to be the Danish Lutheran Church, or the Finish Lutheran Church?

>>6406145
Sounds like a real plan >>6406167
It'll kick the book sales up a few notches. ;)

>>6406262
I'll bring the Hole-Hawg... lol
>>
>>6406335
>why ;___;
I wouldn't do that to you <3
>>
what does chara look and sound like?
>>
>>6406336
https://youtu.be/u3ZUM2Q5DXk
>>
I miss Red
she is too dumb to mean, not like edie
>>
I think I went too far

A..anyone want to pls the new Zombicide
>>
>>6406336
>or some reason ive always considered myself 'not good enough' of a woman to be with men
Having a vagina automagically qualifies you as "good enough".
Oh wait...
>>
>>6406336
I kinda have the opposite problem :/ like I can talk to guys but not really much to girls D:

T.B.H. though I'm not good at talking to people in general, I tend to stutter or mumble etc. ;_;
>>6406339
o-ok :3
>>
>>6406336
>i really don't know how to flirt
Go out and watch girls flirt. Many movies also have good flirting scenes.
>not good enough
When you notice yourself thinking the negative thoughts, use CBT to modify your own thoughts.
>>
>>6406321
yes

also, no one owes you anything get over it
>>
>>6406336
arent you like 6'
good luck finding someone taller than you
>>
>>6406347
Same, with men so long as you're qt they'll be nice to you, with women it's endless bitchiness no matter what you do.
>>
>>6406344
I would love to play it. The game is very fun. Why do you ask? Also, why aren't we Skype friends?

Serious questions.
>>
>>6406357
she's 5'10" afaik
>>
>>6406357
Aren't most here around 6'?
>>
>>6406356
Is it the Jew in you that makes you such a gigantic, condescending bitch with a blaring superiority complex? Evn though it's obvious to anyone with a triple digit IQ you're a 5/10 at best and have a puke personality rivaling Amy Victoria's?
>>
>>6406346
>Having a vagina automagically qualifies you as "good enough".
I thought it was just having a hole to fuck that did.
>>
>>6406359
Well like I've tended to have guy friends so I've talked to more guys than girls so... but guys can confuse me, like some guys seem really mean but then can be really nice and its confusing :S
>>
>>6406357
Plenty of guys are taller than that. I was, back when I was a guy I mean.
>>
>>6406356
Well yeah you did if you wanted continued support in this general. Pissing off what seems like the only person here who liked you was kinda retarded.
>>
>>6406369
she is 5'9"
>>
>>6406370
Most here aren't potential boyfriends because they aren't boys, and ones that do sometimes claim to be boys like Faye are taken I believe.
>>
>>6406373
Men will pass up a beautiful trans girl for a pig with a vagina tbdesu
>>
>>6406380
what are the chances of her landing a 6'4 "handsome" chad that will sweep her off her feet though? lmao
>>6406382
shes a dumb angry bitch its funny
>>
>>6406384
Red's a boyslut and 6'2. get with him.
>>
>>6406382
>kind of retarded
>not full retard
He must have legit autism
>>
>>6406388
Well, I'm 6'4 and wasn't bad looking as a guy, but I was always too much of a beta boy to be a 'Chad'; doesn't matter since I'm not boyfriend material anymore, heh.
>>
>>6406390
Red is a Cute, CUTE!
>>
>>6406370
5'9" here.

Trans girls are not statistically giants!
>>
>>6406375
The problem with men is that when one is nice to me 99% of the time its because they just want to fuck me
>>
>>6406384
Most here are definite girly boyfriend material.

>>6406395
>6'4
Talk about bad luck.
>>
>>6406403
No one wants to fuck me ;____; I'm too ugly
>>
>>6406403
thats how cis girls get treated
this is what you wanted tbqh
>>
>>6406399
>tfw 5'11"
>>
>>6406403
> Just
Boys are a bit more straightforward, but they do have things going on upstairs. While they certainly want to have sex with you, and that influences their kindness, it's rarely the only reason for kindness.
>>
>mom delaying psych admit until Monday or Tuesday
Why is my life nothing but delays and waiting
>>
>>6406409
no gives a shit lmao ;-DDD stop trying to fit in when youve already made an awkward bitch of yourself
>>
>>6406368
We could be!

Fayezorbeam is me
>>
>>6406399
>Trans girls are not statistically giants!
Yes they are.
>>
>>6406412
cus youre not a good person
>>
>>6406414
Faye, can I add u on skype? :3
>>
faye, make a new thread
>>
>>6406370
5'10" baster mace
>>
>>6406421
jewnifer, commit suicide
>>
>>6406417
Does that make me a mini-giantess? Are we the subject of even more /d/ attentions than we thought?
>>
>>6406422
same. height enough to make manlets be insecure but short enough to not be a huge outlier
>>
>>6406419
Yes!
>>
>>6406408
Hmm I guess so
>>6406411
True, the ones who were just in it for sex would lose interest very quickly.
>>6406406
I've only ever gotten chaser attention so far so I'm probably ugly too
>>
>>6406421
I'm driving >.>
>>
>>6406426
You might be more in the amazon height range if I'm remembering my /d/ fetish categories right.
>>
>>6406375
>some guys seem really mean but then can be really nice and its confusing
a lot of men take on a faked, abrasive personality and mostly hide their nicer side out of fear of appearing weak and beta.
>>
>>6406421
fuck off
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>>6406436
fuck off
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>>6406425
>>6406437

>being this mad
>>
>>6406427
Yee
And tall enough that you can use means like heels to push yourself into outlier range. It's tha best
>>
>>6406441
no one's mad

you, however
>being this disliked
lmao
>>
>>6406426
No that just makes you a typical tranny. You are a subject of /d/ related "attentions"by your very nature.
Repulsive to most and irresistible to a some.
>>
https://youtu.be/U4nwhrYhqdc
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>open skype after resetting password
>can't remember who some people on my skype thingy are

Ahh ;___; stupid bad memory
>>6406436
I think they were just dicks tho desu
>>
>tfw you will never be Faye's friend
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>>6406435
Well, that'll do. It'll also make my super-muscular back a sexy feature...
>>
>>6406441
You're exactly like Amy Victoria, lmao. You pass and people still don't like you, in a gen where nonpassers are hugboxxed and true passers are worshipped. That speaks volumes of your ass personality
>>
>>6406453
i like amy victoria

im actually very pleasant IRL i just hate myself and trannies
>>
>tfw you will never be Rachel's gf and have her verbally abuse, berate and belittle you on a constant basis
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>>6406442
and still short enough to tiptoe to get things off the top shelves ^_^
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>>6406461
You should really consider dropping both of those hates, if you can. They cannot help you.
>>
>>6406461
Good thing I'm a man
>>
>>6406451
late but to answer your last question things are ok just playing video games till my friend get off work
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>>6406347
whaaaaat girls are so ez to talk to!!!

>>6406346
no its my bone structure and facial hair and body hair and general grossness

but the dick too

>>6406357
>>6406369
>>6406383
yah no im 5'10

and ACTUALLY i have two coworkers who are both taller than me who i am attracted to but they both have gfs rip.
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>>6406461
>im actually very pleasant IRL
>implying pleasant people ever proclaim themselves to be pleasant
lmao
>liking amy
>being her twin personality
lmao x2
fuck hahahah holyshit

nah dude youre just a trash person, dont even trip
dont even dont even lmfaooo
dont even gimmie that shit, nigga
>>
>>6406470
Well, since we're doing Skype exchanges, add me on Skype already. Akakancr
>>
>>6406475
>>6406475
>>6406475
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>>6406471
B-but I'm not good at talking to people ;___; I almost died when we had to do an English CA involving speaking
>>
>>6406471
It's common sense, 5'10 is average male height, which means half the men are taller than that, you should be fine.
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>>6406471
CUT THOSE BITCHES
>>
>>6406441
>not getting the hint that no-one wants you here
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