/mtfg/ Transgirl General

>>6403807
erste fur die mutterland

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>friendzoned by best friend who is also trans

If only I could pass ; _;

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>>6403807
tfw skelly will NEVER be normal
;~;

>>6403807
>tfw dream job since childhood has been neuroscience so I can develop a female robot body or upload my mind to a simulation where I'm female

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pls so anxious for tomorrow
pls give advice x~x

>>6403807
my skeleton on the right ^^

>U have a boy skeleton inside you that you can't hide
U were supposed to be spooky not depressing

why is the idea of giving a blowjob so hot

like

can someone explain this to me

>>6403895
what's tomorrow?

>>6403898
mines pretty in between, thank you manlet genes and delayed puberty
my skull is huge tho

>>6403807
Endo here.

I'm not wasting my time with your delusions.

I have a trans patient who I have had on placebos for 8months now.

It in my protocol to gatekeep as much as I want, and I'm allowed to withhold your levels

>tfw you're literally a jojo

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>>6403906

>>6403904
probably more the idea of doing something totally to please your man, idk

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>>6403910
>tfw nyo ho-ho

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>>6403904
I dunno anon you tell me.

>>6403918
Enjoy your ban, kiddo.

>>6403916
i dont know
i cant figure it out

>>6403922
who tf are u calling anon bitch lmfao

>>6403918
o
I don't think you should worry. I'm sure they'll be nice and like you. esp if it's for under 17s, even if some of them know each other already they probably have new people coming often so they'll be inclusive for sure

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>>6403904
PRECUM
SOAKED
PENISES

>>6403929
Man I am drunk as fuck gimme a break ufufu

>>6403904
The reality blows the mental image out of the water. It's so good because it calls to something inside that wants to care for and bring joy to men, who always seem to stressed, tense, on edge.

>>6403940
Thanks, now I want to give a blowjob even more.

>>6403939
The only reason to wake up before 11 is to drink

I wish I had the time and resources to get a full study done of my body
I need to know what's wrong with my legs so I can get them fixed, I need to do something about my stomach issues, I want to check my genes for memes or other obvious defects, etc
Also, how do I confidence?
I want to wear girls t shirts and earrings but I can't get out and just do it
I'm too afraid of what other people think and it's entirely my parents' fault

>>6403904
idk it just is
I'm too scared to do it tho but idk why. maybe I'm scared of the taste or that he'll get cum in my eyes if he pulls out. but idk I want to pleasure my bf. I'm a bad gf :\

>>6403940
T-tips?
Obviously no teeth, make noise, let them know you're enjoying it...

My worry is I'll be sucking forever and they'll be no sign of build up.

>>6403949
Fuck yeah it is.
All out of gin so I'm dong peppermint schnapps. Surprisingly decent.

>>6403950
you just do it, esp stuff like t shirts that aren't super super gender specific.
>I'm too afraid of what other people think and it's entirely my parents' fault
hello me. are you also incredibly easily embarrassed?

>>6403952
there's a big image with a bunch of posts that give instructions on how to do it properly but I don't have it saved :\

>>6403950
don't let your genes be memes

>>6403954
Im not 21 yet so I have to brew my own stuff. Every month or so I get a few galons of severley underaged mead that I can drink constantly for a few days.

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>>6403954
Are you me? I'm all out of gin so I'm onto cask wine. Wanna hook up?

>>6403938
t. Elanna

>>6403904
Because it's taboo. On a deep level trannies will always be men with lingering taboos that makes it hot.

>>6403958
that's fun desu. I've never done mead tho

my roommate and I used to brew and make wine in our college dorm and sell it when we were freshman. wasn't very profitable but it was fun

>>6403904
depends on how much experience you have

>>6403955
I do, super easily
It's a hard life
>>6403956
I don't care I just want to know

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>>6403952
I'd probably be out sucking dick RN if it wasn't for the fact I look like a disgusting old man

>>6403960
Wine can be fun sometimes. I'm way too much of a man right now right now to feel comfortable getting to know strangers on the Internet though.

Give me tips on how to present female you cunts

>>6403938
me irl e____e

>>6403939
ok who are you also

>>6403940
i think its more the subjugation aspect
which is like similar for sure but kinda different i think

>>6403951
wow wtf i feel like if i had a bf id give him blowjobs at least twice a day

>>6403962
uhhhhhhh idk about that lmo

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>tfw monster hunter generations demo

>>6403893
and where are you now, dr?

>>6403974
>wow wtf i feel like if i had a bf id give him blowjobs at least twice a day

I mean, it's probably because you're thirsty as fuck

>>6403973
Before you go out open up the settings and change your gender to female in the prefrences

>>6403973
mannerisms, voice, hair, clothing

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>>6403981
yes

>>6403977
>>6403983
>>6403987
>>6403989
wow rude

>>6403966
it's awful. my dad used to yell at me for doing stuff that embarrassed him and it traumatized me

>>6403967
ty sheen that's the one

>>6403971
wine is great and meeting strangers on the internet has never failed me
>tfw getting drunk on cheap wine and watching disney movies with my best friend
I miss her ;-;

>>6403974
it's different once you get into the situation tho! I get too nervous so I just give him hand jobs and we cuddle

>>6403979
I'm just working a 9-5 a couple years to save for surgery before I can go back for phd in biomedical engineering with a focus on neuroscience and electronics

>>6403974
>ok who are you also
I'm your cute greek gf from across the sea.

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>>6404000
this is art

>>6403995
why save for surgery when you'll have a robot body ready for us all? reeeeee

>>6403995
>ty sheen that's the one
yw, I also have this one but its got the same information

>>6403967
Read. Saved. Will read again. Thanks, sheen.

>>6403991
Ufufu when you going to start caming I wanna throw money at your cute face

>>6404001
me chillin inside the womb

>>6403952
I had the best guide saved on my old phone, but can't find it anymore ;~;

Teeth, as you imagined, are not for everyone. It's a safe assumption that until you've got more experience with (or instructions from) a boy, it's not for him.

Make sure to really take in his scent while you're caressing, licking, and kissing his dick so that you can get properly turned on. Focus special attention always on the tip, the glans, the underside of the shaft. They're extremely sensitive, and will get you the reactions you need to go on confidently. Throughout, be sure to periodically look into his eyes. He will like to see you down there looking up at him, and having him looking down at you will help you along, too.

Don't worry too much about advanced techniques at first. Practice deep-throating extensively on a toy first if you really want to do it - there are stories of guys being fine with girls throwing up on their dick, but...

>>6404004
ugh ;-; I don't think I could focus for long enough while I still have a penis anon.

>>6404006
I'm saving them for future reference

>>6403967
That's the one! Thanks sheen.

>>6404017
no she just got srs

>>6404015
>there are stories of guys being fine with girls throwing up on their dick, but...
this is my biggest fear
I haven't vomited in years tho

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>>6403967
holy fuck
i gotta go fantasize now

stop bullying the sad bald polack!

>>6404028
This makes you happy?

>>6403995
yeah i can kind of believe that actually!it makes sense you'd be nervous. i just have a lot of dicklust obviously.

>>6404011
maybe tomorrow :o

>>6404020
please stop anon. I think you've made your point.

>>6404036
>>6404028
>>6404026
>>6404020
>>6404017
wow anon, you sure are a bad person!

>>6404036
yiffufu is a two faced manipulative cunt with steve buscemi eyes, fuck him

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I am so cold

>>6404036
How sad are you? Are you jealous that she managed to transition better than you, despite on how she looked in the past?

No person who's in a good place in life would take the time to do this.

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>>6404028
she isnt bald, her hair recovered
>inb4 wig
no, its her actual hair

>>6404042
Mass would improve this.

Good morning! Where are you at?

>>6404042
Why? what happened? I thought it's summer up there!

remember to report all these posts

>>6404045
she'll make a great mom some day..

>>6404050
>Mass would improve this.
It's not sunday yet

hahaha good riddance smiles

>>6404035
I do too. but it just remains in my fantasies ;-;

>>6404042
same
>go to restaurant with friend last night
>I wore a coat and flannel and was still shivering
>everyone else was in shorts and sleeveless or short sleeved tops

>>6404046
I understand your anger, I truly do, but you're shitting the thread for us anon, Please stop.

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reminder that america was never great.

>>6404045
I mean, it's thin, but yeah, it's better. Her hair also looks really wet in the old pic with it slick back like that. At least she doesn't have a gigantic man skeleton.

>>6403995
Oh... thanks? I'm sorry?

>>6404056
I don't know why you would be jealous but you're obviously in a bad place, stop taking it out on others.

>>6404046
Fuck ufufu she's a hon along with rawr.


Fuck all you losers who worship these hons. They all deserve to die

Fuck you and fuck ufufu

>>6404067
what about stay at home dads?

>>6404056
Keep attacking rawr by all means. You're doing a good job.

Just keep in mine and stay out of my way when I attack ufufu. You pathetic white knight.

t. black Knight

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>>6404062
America always has been and always will be great

>>6404072
What's the point of MAGA then?

>>6404071
You've called me edie or rawr. I can't be both anon

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>>6404050
goof morning!
western germany
its cold and wet outside

>>6404052
its 17° or something, and I am wearing a shirt and very short pants ;~~;

>>6404059
my hands and feet are always cold anyway, but now even my core is freezing ;-; thats kinda rare

>>6404073
Secure the future prosparity of America

See you later girls. have fun

>>6404071
ok, have the thread to yourself.

>>6404045
me in the background waiting for the obvious tranny in the front to disappear

>>6404076
Stay mad ufufufag

Rawr at least knows his place as pathetic hon.

I honestly want to stick a knife into ufufu

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picture was me one year ago today. i was young, free and injected T.

>>6404045
rawr is CUTE

C
U
T
E

>>6404059
rip
id give handjobs a lot too though i bet
actually i bet id just touch his dick a lot

>>6404077
>its 17° or something, and I am wearing a shirt and very short pants ;~~;
That's still too cold for that kind of outfit I think. I wear a jacket or a hoodie in anything under 70.

Then again I'm really cold natured.

>>6404078
but how can you make it great again if it's already great?

>>6404088
Er... Sorry. I did the mental math. 17 is like low 60's in Fahrenheit I think. So... like 21 or 22 or so in Celsius.

Then again I am also trying to cover up my arms and hide my torso as much as possible.

>>6404090
Spend your time differently, get some help for your issues. You'll feel better.

https://youtu.be/dxxH0DyF5v8

lol

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>>6404045
holy shit what happened? she looks so old here compared to her old nerdy shut in pics tbqhonfam

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im going to sleep
goodnight /mtfg/

>>6404089
Make sure it never becomes ungreat.

>>6404095
Autism

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like honestly though

HONESTLY !!!!!!!!!!

>>6404098
u should see all the white hairs and wrinkles i have :^)

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never went full time or remotely did anything womanly in my life but I finally decided after 2 years hrt and laser to go full time. I was doing my makeup before work a few min ago and got a boner as I was doing the final touches of my makeup, is this normal? I get it every time I do my makeup.

>>6404085
>>6404090
It anger me more that you are protecting that hon ufufu by calling anyone who criticises him rawr

Fuck off faggot

This time I'm going to dox ufufu and she will NEVER post her again.

>>6404064
hmm? why sorry? I was commiserating about being easily embarrassed. and blogging about my life I guess

>>6404077
my acceptable temperature range has shrunk to like a 10 degree span since starting hrt. I get too cold if it goes below like 20 c and too hot if it goes over 28

>>6404087
>tfw cuddle and press butt into his dick and he presses back
it's a good feel. I like his dick

>>6404104
Tell your hon worshipper to fuck off
You are actively ruining the thread by being here

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>>6404088
>>6404094
I freeze in anything below 24, but I didnt go out today (and I dont plan to) but bf says he feels warm, so the windows have been opened all day and now its really cold ;~~;

>>6404107
yeah, I cant handle anything below 28 well either, I just pass out cause my body tends to be bad at handling extremes.

filtering you ufufu because you are dropping trip and spamming the thread

>>6404099
see ya and good luck

>>6404107
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!

>>6404112
me? i yell at this person literally every time they start shitposting and it's never made them go away
just ignore it or filter the images it's the only way to deal with it

>>6404100
Americans sure a bad at basic grammar.

>>6404116
Kill yourself neckbeard. Ufufu isn't going to love you back. Beta orbiter

Rawr is more your league

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>>6404107
I apologize a lot

>>6404117
rekt
bam
shootsfired
savage

>>6404097
KEKT

>>6404119
Stop posting here or you will regret it

>>6404117
thats not my trip, my trip is #wahabigenocidenow

>>6404125
https://youtu.be/58IinUNlWhk

>>6404127
Same applies to you. You get rejected by hons

>>6404115
it's too bad because it's always so pretty in winter but I need like 50 layers before I can leave the house. I need like a nice down parka or something for next winter

>>6404119
>tfw you see it for the first time and realize you were always WAY below average
>tfw poke it and watch it twitch

>>6404122
s-same

>>6404127
but rawr has a ripped asian bf with a 7 inch dick

while you got nothing but your right hand

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>>6404125
hi sloog!!!!!

>>6404133
t-tell me more
i would like to live vicariously through your stories

i want to be a mommy

>>6404134
>>6404136

Boys boys.

You're both pathetic wastes of life

>>6404136
>when a boy pulls out but you can feel him twitch and then spray hot cum over you

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>>6404139
H E L P

>>6404134
makes you wonder what their children would look like...

>>6404120
>foreigners being jelous of our problems.
What's new scooby dew?

EINHORN IS FINKLE

>>6404136
I wish I had good stories but we just do hand jobs and makeout and cuddle and he plays with my nips a lot

I was so embarrassed the first time I gave him one because I didn't really know what I was doing so I just kinda squeezed it instead of pumping and he had to put his hand over mine and basically do it himself lol

he's like a shotgun tho and makes a huge mess (part of why I'm scared to do a bj because I think he'd hurt the back of my throat with it

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>>6404139
pls

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>>6404130
what is happening

>>6404136
hello
why havent you given the succ yet

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i have just noticed that most people look most passable during their initial HRT period and after that they look prematurely old

e.g. rawr

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>>6404148
thats so cute and nice and lewd
so cute im gonna dieeeeeee

>>6404147
Never found Jim Carrey very funny honestly. He's pretty much live action family guy. He's okay when he's not trying to be funny like in the truman show

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>>6403807
One day...

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>>6404151
i dont know any boys
and also im still in a relationship

s-some day though...

>>6404151
shit..

wrong video..

>>6404157
some day..

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>>6404153
Eyyy ufufu.

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So as you all can see I don't have a female name yet. I was thinking about a few and I think I have found a good one.
The name is Sophie. It means "wisdom" in Greek and I think it's quite original.
What's your opinion?

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>>6404139
>not getting pumped full of cum
shit taste desu


>>6404159
>i dont know any boys
hello bby

>>6404164
I hate you so much sometimes ._.

>>6404151
>why havent you given the succ yet
b-but she gave a succ to a doge the other day

>>6404136
You've got it bad.

Not like I'm one to talk. Does your gf know about any of this?

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good morning sunshine sparkles

>>6404171
hey kayla, we're all talking about boys and boys penises
pull up a chair and swoon with us

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>>6404171
Kayla!

>>6404171
Morning, Special K.

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>>6404159
im a boy
; )))))))))))))

>>6404168
i believe it

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>>6404164
>>6404167
>The name is Sophie. It means "wisdom" in Greek and I think it's quite original.
That is hilarious.

>>6404151
have you ever sucked a boys penu before?
also when are you going to go back to being a cute girl instead of trying to turn yourself into an ugly boy and intentionally trying to make yourself unhappy?
also why havent you given me a fucking cuddle yet?

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>>6404172
but all that does is give me envy
I think all I want in life is for a guy to beat his cock against my cheek and then I give kisses on the head.

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>>6404161
hi, i think im going to throw caution to the wind and buy this dress, what do you think

>>6404167
you're a girl with a vajooter you nerd!!!!!

>>6404168
this is news to me LMAO

>>6404170
we talked about it before and she, in theory, gave the go-ahead for me to hook up with a guy, but it was like... obviously against her real wishes and i didnt think it would be a good thing for me to do

which is honestly like a classic me move, putting other peoples needs before my own. so idk.

>>6404175
stfu
are u back on hromones yet

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I'm still single.

Anyone want a bf?

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>>6404160

>>6404184
Are you cute

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>>6404182
>you're a girl
IMPLYING
would be wincest anyway tho...

>>6404182
I've heard thin straps aren't very flattering if you have wide shoulders, thicker straps are better.

>what do with new phone

>>6404171
>>6404172

>tfw no boy to push your thighs apart and press down on your hips hard.
Oh, hey. Wow. I need to leave before I start panting at work. You're tagged in, Kayla.

>>6404173
hi

>>6404164
>Sophie
>original
at least 6 trips has that name in this thread

>>6404153
:3
he's a really big guy and I'm tiny and weak so he can pretty much do whatever he wants with me. but he's a gentle giant so he's always nice

>>6404164
I feel like it's a really common trans girl name nowadays lol

>>6404182
>what do you think
I think that is a good idea and that it will suit you well.
How are you?

>>6404197
All those Sophie's and not an ounce of wisdom between them.

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>>6404181
we all know that feeling
I want nothing more than to be rammed so hard that my head starts hitting the wall in the same rhythm as his thrusts

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>>6403994
>>6403993
>>6403989
>>6403987
>>6403983
>cute face with good bone structures and awesome eyebrows
>not shaving it all off and making it work

What are the tranniest names out there? I'll start:

Sophie/Sophia
Lil/Lily
Zoey
Amy
Evelyn

>>6404205
you're a fast eater fatty

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>>6404179
>have you ever sucked a boys penu before?
i have indeed

>when are you going to go back to being a cute girl instead of trying to turn yourself into an ugly boy and intentionally trying to make yourself unhappy?
I'll be a good looking boy though and also I feel happier now than I ever did while transitioning
if I have to then i'll go back on hrt eventually

>why havent you given me a fucking cuddle yet?
because you probably live somewhere that isn't southwest england

>>6404182
ur loss... im gettin pretty handsome...
also no

>>6404203
naw, I want to have a guy lay on the floor and I stand over him facing him and start bouncing on his cock as my gt slaps against my tummy in rhythm

>>6404212
male name changed into female-

>>6404212
Erin
Julia
Catherine

>>6404212
>What are the tranniest names out there?

Anything with two consonants, like Elle or Annabelle.

>>6404203
>iktf
I wish my butte wasn't so fragile

>>6404212
my cis sister is named amy and my cis cousin is named evelyn lol
I feel like my name (jillian) is hon tier

>>6404217
I want a vagina so I can ride cock proper ;~;

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>>6404200
>All those Sophie's and not an ounce of wisdom between them.

h-hey... Ive a lot of ounces

>>6404212
STOP MAKING ME A MEME ;_;

>>6404209
this is totally me when i am browsing mtfg #emoji

>>6404212
>Alice
>Sky

>>6404209
what the fuck
>is that plugged in

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>>6404222
holy shit

>>6404167
Sorry ;~;

slug is now a tranny chaser
ex-tranny tranny chaser

BEWARE

>>6404224
Jillian isn't too bad, you can always shorten it to Jill. Keep Jillian as a formal name, Jill as day-to-day.

>>6404224
The name Jillian makes me think of the lady from workaholics

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>>6404225
m..me too
too bad its like a literal pipe dream because its so expensive

ewww

Sex talk. Fetishists

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>>6404232
its ok, nothing a good letter of anthrax cant solve bby

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>>6404234
but i was always into trannies
literally nothing has changed

>>6404237
I did home srs
It's easy

>>6404237
once you get that job at the call center you can save up for a year and get your suporn vagina

>>6404246
>2016
>not carving your own vagina so you can give it the specs you want

Rate my voice:

First 17 seconds is my normal voice
The rest is high pitched voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCC5EADGERg&feature=youtu.be

>>6404244
touché

memé ex dee de de dee de dee

>tfw your dog says you can't transition

>>6404246
elaborate right now

>>6404247
yeah if I work for maybe 40 years without lunch breaks I might save up half and be able to get a loan. Seriously, people who has srs don't know the concept of how hard it is to actually get that kind of money.

>>6404254
Ignore that bitch

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>>6404227
>Ive a lot of ounces
Honestly you could use a bit more.

>STOP MAKING ME A MEME
Stop being a meme.

>>6404230
Heck yeah. She was playing WoW during the filming.

>>6404235
I usually shorten it to jill yea. my best friend likes calling me by the full jillian tho

>>6404236
never seen it. that's where the top gun hat meme came from right?
I mainly picked it because I didn't know any girls irl who had the name and it let me keep my initials.

>>6404254
>that moment when you transition because ur doge forces you to

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>>6404253
sop this

>>6404247
That money belongs to me

>>6403951
I didn't taste anything. Depends what your man eats and drinks. Give him pineapple.

>>6404251
both voices pass

>>6404257
its 15k USD + flights

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>>6404251
what a horrid language
voice passes though

help! my dog forced me to be his sex slave

>>6404257
First of all it's simple.

I create a chromosome rewrite formula using strawberries and estorgen pills, until it becomes a fine paste. About 1g of E should do it, mix with water

Then put said paste into the area were you want to feminized and leave it on for at least 6 hours.

When the paste is washed off. Your gt will be detached and your brand new vagina is ready. Smelling of strawberries!

>>6404251
my friend said you were cute. brb linking him this

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>>6404263
>dat webm
ILU <3

>wanting me to be a fatass
nuuuuu

>Stop being a meme.
I was Sophie before all these imposters came here!!!

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>>6404274
oh wow wee only fifteen thousand fucking dollars!?

gee wiz let me pop on in to the free money store and fill my wheelbarrow

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>>6404266
*cums hot fresh méme all over ur faes*

#ebic xdd dd dd

>>6404275
What I say actually doesn't make any sense just random words and sentences.

I could try to speak English but my accent is awful.

>>6404282
you're a fucking barrel of laughs you are m80

>>6404285
do it

what happened to ...... edgar? I forgot the otheer names they used..

>>6404282
you spent more than that on your bike

>>6404282
for you.
http://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/233702/thank-goodness-shes-not-with-christian/

>>6404279
No its really simple. Worst comes to worst I buy some medical supplies online, insert a cath, apply an elastrator band on my gt as close to my body as I can get it, then slice it off and flush it down the toilet. Then after it heals I can dilate the urethra until its adequate. This is all worst case measures though.

>>6404288
died in a pressurized piss accident which caused a housefire thanks to an illegal moonshine operation. coulda happened to anyone

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If I:
>don't want to be a man,
>hate having facial hair,
>like shaving my legs and other parts,
>dislike my man voice,
>get jealous of cute girls,
>try to watch pron with men, but laugh at their silly banana dicks
>fantasise being a woman
How likely do you think I'm trans?

>mr. kayler is trying to get rid of miss cock

someone stop him. she didn't do nuffin, she a good gurl who wakes up pretty good #MissCockLiveMatters

>>6404282
But your state covers this. I don't understand how you're still concerned about money that you will just pay in taxes whenever you get around to working.

>>6404284
daddie!!!

>>6404299
>don't want to be a man,
>get jealous of cute girls,
>fantasise being a woman

Based on this its likely.

>>6404289
over the course of 4 years yeah, plus I was a contractor so its not like I wasn't making great money

>>6404290
talked with her on skype, meh, she's a bitch

>>6404189
lol
i could never think of u sexually luv sorry <3

>>6404191
in my experience thinner straps are better on my shoulders
but thats just my opinion i guess

>>6404200
thanks! i should try it on in person though probably. ive lost weight and not 100% sure what size to order.

>>6404216
slug burrito!!

If /MTFG/ had a collective house, what do you think it would be like?

A Jackson Pollock painting of cumstains?

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>>6404281
>>wanting me to be a fatass
You're so far away from fatass you're about to break orbit.

>I was Sophie before all these imposters came here!!!
So you were the OG meme.

>>6404219
"Roberta"
"Davida"

>>6404299
>don't want to be a man
>fantasise being a woman
Seems plausible. If you're still questioning despite these two things, maybe chat with a specialist about it.

>>6404302
No it doesn't cover it. Its a political issue, only if you live in a country that borders the one SF is in can you get free srs on Medi Cal.

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>>6404313
we would need ground rules

>>6404297
okay...

>>6404316
robbie, daviths????

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>>6404312
>i could never think of u sexually luv sorry <3
does okay, as long as you think of me daughterly (or motherly?)

>>6404315
not sure Ive enough mass to break orbit senpai

>So you were the OG meme.
;~~~;
STAHP STEALING MY NAME V_____V

>>6404313
>implying I can make a drop of cum

>>6404309
save as much as you can over the course of a year then hit up a bank for a loan for the difference

>>6404321
What would the rules be?

>>6404282
Aren't all white Americans rich?

>tfw it wasn't just a bad dream
;_;

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>>6404299
Don't think of it like there's some essential trans identity that you either secretly have or you don't

like if you're alright being male then keep going, if you think you need some form of transition to make your life better then maybe do that (and see a therapist)

>>6404312
burrite

>>6404331
no walking around nude
no rape
no theft
the rooms are out of bounds unless specifically invited

>>6404330
That's the realistic plan, duh. What can they do if I default on a loan for SRS? Repo my genitals?

>>6404340
>no walking around nude
But why?

>>6404313
hrt stops cum

which reminds me i should maybe start cycling my spiro so i can produce some for cam shows? i feel like that makes more money

>>6404323
OF COURSE <3333

>>6404339
awwwww look at that cute girl

>>6404251
Damn, how'd you get that good? It sounds so natural.

>>6404339
WHY ARE YOU TAKING AWAY THE CUTE SLUG GIRL FROM US

>>6404339
why did you ever cut that hair? you looked like my french anthropology professor who was a cis girl

>>6404343
Can we watch, ufufu? :<

>>6404344
My voice was always faggy. My big brother is cis and is missgendered all the time over the phone.

How long after HRT is started will you become infertile?

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>>6404312
>i should try it on in person though probably
That's a given. Of course you should try it. Just don't get all insecure and run away when you enter rhe shop.

>>6404323
You've got so little mass it would be super easy.
How are you? I am still recovering from the trip.

Well fuck that was disorienting
Depersonalization, derealization, loss of time, vertigo
What was in that shower because I'm not sure it was 100% municipal water
>>6404209
>pussy eats mouse

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>>6404331
1. everyone has to be my gf

>>6404343
do u really want to get testosterone back just so you can jizze
i bet youd die

>>6404345
>>6404348
because i want to be a cis male you heckin dummies

>>6404356
How the fuck did such a small rocket make it all the way into space??

Vaporwave is dead my man

Hitlery Clintler killed memes

>>6404359
you're not cis tho

>>6404356
pffftttt im not THAT insecure or anxious
i mean ok maybe sometimes i am

>>6404352
of course! but im not going to link you guys or like tell you when its on or anything.

>>6404359
i mean not really. but i do feel like it's kind of necessary for those kinds of shows? but i dunno

>>6404001
Twenty babies per minute.

>>6404364
Is Viper the Rapper vaporwave? I think he's good.

>>6404354
At about 1.5 months I had a kind of low motility rate (they had trouble going straight) but still had a really high count.

I think what I normally hear is generally 3 months until there's some long term damage (any damage up to that point might be reversible). By 6 months you could assume. Your mileage will very though. It's incredibly variable and no one is technically guaranteed to go sterile.

>>6404367
>i mean ok maybe sometimes i am
It's okay. It's just part of your charm.

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>>6404359
all you are doing is making yourself feel bad for no good reason
xzibit A

>>6404341
They sew a dick over it

>>6404372
Viper thhe rapper is Duke Nukem 3D confirmed my man

>>6404380
LOLKEK @ the pic

>>6404268
surely even the outside has taste right? does precum also pick up the pineapple taste?

>>6404354
I originally read that as infantile lol

there's a lot of variation. my doc has a couple patients who are still fertile after years. but he said it usually happens after 6 months

>>6404212
Joan is probably in the list somewhere.

>>6404376
>At about 1.5 months I had a kind of low motility rate (they had trouble going straight) but still had a really high count.
>
>I think what I normally hear is generally 3 months until there's some long term damage (any damage up to that point might be reversible). By 6 months you could assume
wow

HRT is a pretty big commitment

>>6404385
its what slug posted a few days ago
she is hurting, for no good reason

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>>6404364
honestly will never not laugh at this

>>6404378
i dont think its particularly charming u___u

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>>6404356
watching euro2016 a lot. I got results last night, passed the exam I had like 2 weeks ago, so I am kinda okay for once :3
teaching bf goes pretty well as well, but now my sister asked me to learn the content of one of her classes within a week or so so I can teach her her stuff and I dont even study psychology ._.
at least I wont be bored I guess?
I am still jelly about your trip, it looked so nice there

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>>6404354
i have heard like 6 months to 1 year
but I have also heard that it can come back after even being on HRT for years
so I don't know

>>6404366
well i think the cis/trans identity thing is kinda bullshit anyway
but I basically am
i'm a male and I legit "identify as" a man
I just have gender dysphoria

>>6404367
I don't think it's necessary, I think most people would know that trannies don't jizz
but yeah I wouldn't recommend it it will probably make you feel really horrible to get T back

>>6404380
but i feel good and for good reasons though?

>>6404341
Don't they imprison debtors in America?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debtors%27_prison#Modern_debtors.27_prisons_.281970.E2.80.93current.29
Land of the free, home of the brave.

>>6404356
>that webm
this angers me so much. You know all the shit they send up there now has to be tracked, even the paint chips because they are actually going around the planet at escape velocity. A paint chip from that hitting lets say a small window of a space craft is enough to totally destroy it. Space junk moves at insane speeds and they never try to mitigate the amount of bullshit they send up there. Imagine that booster going 17,000 miles an hour hitting a vital observation satellite.

>>6404367
Ask someone who does those kinds of shows maybe, but I don't think you'd need to.

>>6404389
That's why I did the coward's thing and dropped $600 to save some swimmers.

I figured maybe if I go lesbian? Or maybe they could have some kind of scientific use for me.

>>6404387
I don't remember is just smelled really musky. Precum was a bit salty. Just try it.

>>6404389
I think a lot of us just don't want to "father" bio kids, even if it is in vitro. so it becomes a non-issue. I thought of sperm banking pre hrt but decided not to and honestly I'm okay with it

>>6404403
I considered this but fathering kids is so manly. You would be listed as the father.

>>6404404
I live pretty far from my bf but next time we're together I'll try

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>>6404397

>>6404389
>>6404406
I thought about sperm banking too, but since HRT made me completely straight in only a few weeks there is not point.

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>>6404403
>banks the sperm
>not making sex cells out of your somatic cells
every1 laff at this nigga lol

>>6404414
never mind

>>6404406
>>6404410
I didn't have any interest in "being a father" and don't really have a desire to have kids. Maybe "someday" but they wouldn't have to be biologically mine.

I did it anyway because I asked around enough that some transwomen said that it would have been a nice piece of mind or something to have thought about before they started. It's kind of nice.

>>6404418
Since I've done it I've felt a lot of tension leave and have been more open with myself about my sexuality. Or maybe it's just since hrt. It was at about the same point.

I've gotten the dick lust pretty hard.

>>6404389
pretty sure it takes more like a year

and a lot of ppl get fertility back after a few years if they discontinue hrt temporarily

>>6404406
Yeah, I remember thinking a lot about this, and coming to the conclusion that even if I wound up in a lesbian relationship, I'd ruin the relationship (and relationship with my child) with the intensity of my jealousy at the woman I was with, and my shame at never being able to bear a child of my own.

It felt more mature to give up on the notion entirely.

I got a job at Ulta. Yay I might not end up killing myself

>>6404418
I guess you could marry a transman or something, but yeah if your husband doesn't have a womb there's not much point.

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>>6404391
>i dont think its particularly charming u___u
That's what makes it charming for others.

>>6404392
>watching euro2016 a lot.
You played with Poland yesterday didn't you? A draw right? Everyone here is waiting for quarterfinals and above since we didn't make it.

>I got results last night, passed the exam I had like 2 weeks ago, so I am kinda okay for once :3
That's a cause for celebration.

>>6404392
>teaching bf goes pretty well as well, but now my sister asked me to learn the content of one of her classes within a week or so so I can teach her her stuff and I dont even study psychology ._.
>at least I wont be bored I guess?
You won't. Even more important you won't have time to brood over and be all depressed about.

>I am still jelly about your trip, it looked so nice there
It was nice. The weather, the people, the food. Have a photo of gyros.
Besides you'll visit Greece too.

>>6404430
Congratulations! What are they going to be having you doing?

>>6404397
because the satellite and the junk are both orbiting at around the same velocity their relative velocity is very small. And escape velocity is not orbital velocity, it's higher, it's the speed you need to escape orbit hence the name. But anyway I'm not a rocket scientist I just know a little from following NASA

>>6404427
I hear it's pretty random

some people lose fertility in a few weeks (permanently)
others get off HRT and never regain their fertility

>>6404418
Lucky you, I'm still bi with a preference for women. Feel like a hon.

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Why would you NOT bank your sperm? It's survival of the fittest so why would you want your genes to die out especially since both of your parents' genes survived millions of years before finally ending up in you?

>>6404418
>>6404425
I only thought about it because it was such a popular discussion topic, whether it was worth it. I eventually decided, not worth the money and I just hoped trans fertility would be a thing before I'm too old

some people do become fertile again after stopping blockers for a bit tho. but it's not guaranteed

>>6404428
shame is a big motivator too, yeah.

>>6404446
I'm not biologically fit tho. don't forget, we're trannies

>>6404446
>before finally ending up in you?
Some destination.

>tfw got paid today so that's $1600 added to my account
>tfw supposed to get $1k back in my account from something else within the next week
Aww ye man
>>6404389
I figure I'll just adopt, it's not a big deal for me. I didn't want to bank bc it's expensive and I'd probably need money from my parents which would sorta give away why I'm doing it.

>>6404446
>Being a parent wanting grand kids
>Making only one baby

My parents are smart. There is 3 of us. 6 grand kids total. Our genes are safe.

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Hello ladies

>>6404459
that's nice kid
>>6404462
suck my girlcock, boy

>>6404459
nikky my friend says you're cute! XD

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>>6404437
As long as they're orbiting in the same direction; if you have something orbiting eastward hit by something orbiting westward that's a lot of kinetic energy. And something in orbit can hit something escaping or going to a higher orbit at a pretty high speed too.

>>6404446


>>>/pol/

Im really sad

>>6404467
It's hard to put things in retrograde orbit anyway.

>>6404437
you know what I mean, yeah I flubbed on the velocity, orbit velocity is around 17,500 miles and hour but anywhere in between that and 19,000 you use to change paths and heights of orbits. Also things being sent up are sent up at different locations during different paths of orbit so yeah space junk can slam into other useful satellites but spaceX and other companies don't give a fuck and are sending up really messy craft like crazy because communications companies give them money.

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>>6404434
>You played with Poland yesterday didn't you? A draw right?

yeah, terribly boring match :<
at least we didnt lose tho, I am less hyped than I was last time for WCS 2 years ago, but then I couldnt move and pretty much didnt have anything else to do.

Ive been to greece before I believe, but I think I was like 10 or something

> Even more important you won't have time to brood over and be all depressed about.
Oh I can always be depressed even when doing other stuff, but at least I am trying !!

>>6404470
Have you prayed today?

>>6404472
True.

>>6404470
What are you sad about?

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Who /virgin/ here?

>>6404468
>clueless retard who doesn't care about his family legacy

>>>/extinction/