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Previous >>6358015
>lifting
>>6359196
that sucks, i might have man arms too or they are just fat/not on hrt long enough
1st for AGP
i've failed kaylee
I'm nothing
i'm a failure
please help mtfg
can I still kiss people if I have herpes
>>6359203
why lift when i can eat chips while watching people lift?
Or rather, guten Morgen mtfg.
I'm gonna fight Elanna in the street
/fit/? more like /lit/ edition
>>6359214
You're contemplating suicide because you've got cold sores?
>>6359208
>tfw you occasionally consider trying lifting to make you stronger so you can lewd better
>>6359214
yeah?? i've been in relationships with people with herpes and never gotten it you just have to be smart
it sucks though cause i love kissing all the time
>>6359220
genital herpes....
>>6359224
oh then big deal, who cares if you can use condoms or dental dams
as long as you can kiss you're still perfect to me
>>6359203
I'm sleepy too, and all this talk about going to bed is making me sleepier.
I'm gonna take one last jab at elanna before I go.
>>6359196
I have a case of girl-arms.
btw, do the muscley pads on the side of your hands go away at all? I don't mind the length of my fingers so much, but the shape of my palm is awkwardly square.
>>6359214
>>6359224
oral herpes != genital herpes
you can't get oral herpes by fucking, and you can't get genital herpes by kissing
so basically, she can throatfuck you all she wants and not get anything
>>6359221
>being a sub
>lifting
>>6359224
It's treated the exact same medically afaik
http://umm.edu/health/medical/altmed/condition/herpes-simplex-virus
>>6359203
>>6359226
forgot pic
>>6359208
>not lifting
C'mon step it up
>>6359212
I'm sorry ;_;
Idk, they bother me a lot less than they used to, I don't even mind that I'm bulking up a little these days.
>>6359185
A-are you sure? I'll put them away if you don't speak up soon.
>>6359217
And I'm gonna win :3
>>6359226
No, my hands didn't change at all on HRT
>>6359228
It'd be easier to position myself with you if my limbs could actually hold me up
>>6359234
i lift but my gf should not
>>6359237
we just need a bigger bed
>>6359234
I looked at them in my webcam, they'd look fine if I got rid of the weight and keep up the transition
feels good desu
So my mom is coming to visit me. Did anyone's parents get suspicious after they started hormones? cause that might happen.
>>6359238
You lift?
I dunno, I mean, even in a huge bed there's only so much you can do if you can't hold yourself up
>>6359242
My parents knew something out when I was already out to them and they found my hormones.
Elanna is gay. GAY
>>6359234
No, I'll win! I'm big and strong and manly
>>6359242
I came out before I got on hormones
Also my dad is terrible at having a daughter
Even if I were normal I'd be pretty fucked up
>>6359243
i lift at work :^)
a bigger bed at least gives us more space to roll around and do stuff on our sides
>>6359246
But the only girl she's been with looks like a boy today.
>>6359246
>4u
>>6359234
Hey Elanna, remembah me?
I'm the faggot that tried to pester you into checking up on that old high school crush. And was going to write that ex of his and yadda yadda lots of faggotry and so on and so forth.
How are ya?
>>6359252
oh my GOD
i hurt and i want to die
>>6359246
maddie
>>6359261
mabbie
What's your favorite kind of pizza?
>>6359265
my pizza!
>>6359265
'go 'za
>>6359264
Good strategy. Let us know if it works.
>>6359265
mushroom of course
>>6359240
Lucky lucky. Best of luck in shedding those arms!
>>6359247
Pls, those arms are girl arms :PP
>>6359246
[citation needed]
I'm p straight yo, also can confirm >>6359250 was excited about how strong her boymode was today.
>>6359254
Yeah of course I remember you ^^
I'm doing ok, basically about the same as a few weeks ago but a bit more stir crazy. How have you been?
>>6359262
nice drawing
>tfw you can tell your gf doesn't even want to touch you even if you dont have coldsores
>>6359274
It's me :3
>>6359271
gradual changes. Ill alter the photos, maybe get my sister to go along with it.
>>6359234
>No, my hands didn't change at all on HRT
>tfw you have these awkward puffy bits on the pinky side and between your index and thumb and wish they would go away
I'm going to hope it does because it's not bone
:/
>>6359265
Chicago deep dish style with sausage and pepperoni.
Nothing else can beat this idc what you have to say desu.
>>6359277
no u
>>6359273
No! They are very strong and masculine!
>>6359275
>>tfw you can tell your gf doesn't even want to touch you even if you dont have coldsores
tfw your bf is gay and wont have sex with you anymore.
>>6359265
>>6359273
thanks glad i lucked out somewhere
ok, gnight!!!
Chicago style "pizza" lovers can get tf out of this thread RIGHT NOW
>>6359280
>Chicago deep dish style
I CHOKED ON CHICAGO DEEP DISH LAST YEAR
>>6359265
>>6359283
I've failed my gf
I know she hates me
>tfw i don't know what im going to wear tomorrow when i go out for coffee with faye
jeans and flannel?
>>6359291
have a sad cum bb :(
Kaylee will never love me again
she'll never touch me again
I've failed everyone ;_;
I hate myself so much!!!
>>6359288
*teleports behind u*
>>6359280
that's not even pizza, that's casserole
hii /mtfg/
how are you
>>6359273
Things have been crazy. Like super crazy. Went to this festival that had to be stopped prematurely because of thunderstorms nearly killing everyone. I have Vietnam flashbacks to this thing every once in a while now.
I also met up with the dude yesterday. 'Twas all sorts of weird.
Why has the crazyness meter gone up in your life?
>>6359293
tell faye hi i guess
>>6359288
fuck off, I love 'go 'za
>>6359293
>jeans and flannel?
works for me
I pretty much wear jeans and flannel every second day
>>6359305
That's soup, dear
>>6359275
I knew several people in high school that had herpes and it was such a non-issue. Honestly it is a bit scary but nothing that can't be cured. This might just be something you have to work out between you and Kaylee. What about loving after you're cured?
>>6359302
I'm gonna die then pass out and go to bed
>>6359304
i will! we'll probably just gossip about all the trips here
jk i would never do that, i love you all <3
>>6359307
no that's a pizza
Do you ever worry someone IRL may find you on here?
>>6359300
>that's not even pizza, that's casserole
Be gone New Yorker and take your paper thin pizza with you!
>>6359305
>TomatoSoup_DT.jpg
>>6359314
it happened to me two or three years ago.
but its not like he could say anything because then he would have to explain why he was browsing tranny threads on a tranny board
>>6359257
such is life
>>6359265
Pepperoni & spinach
>>6359275
She's afraid of you now?
>>6359289
>not choking on girlcock
Are you even agp.jpg
>>6359293
Go naked
>>6359298
Plz, take me instead
>>6359302
Well! How are you?
>>6359307
This
>>6359314
Constantly. Good thing I never leave my house.
Hello /mtfg/ I am no longer depressed but it's that time and I need you all to confess your virginities
>>6359309
shes scared I might still shed it on her even if i dont have cold sores or im breaking out
>>6359314
Kinda
>tfw you get depressed and cry for an hour
this dude is basically me except I never tried pain killers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uUfRKNssf0
>>6359293
>Jeans and flannel
Lol what are you a transbian with no fashion sense....oh wait you are.
>>6359314
>implying I know anyone irl
>>6359307
bread, cheese tomato. PIzza
>>6359320
virgin here ;_;
>>6359325
awww that one actually hurt
TRANSBIAN AND PROUD
>>6359303
Oh damn, like a music festival? What kinda music?
Also, even if it was weird did things go well? Are they good between you two?
The craziness meter is just going up because unemployed still. Too much free time, not enough things to do ;~;
>>6359282
They are neither, and I will pin you to the ground
>>6359279
Idk, my hands have those too, they didn't go away though ;~;
>>6359314
I pray for the day that I run into a chaser who recognizes me from here. The sex would be unreal :D
>>6359319
she doesn't even want to touch me
so yeah
>>6359330
>TRANSBIAN AND PROUD
So when you say transbian and proud do you really mean you're proud to be agp and post in agp general threads as anon?
>>6359330
tfw transbian and never been with a cis girl.
will chaser girls pursue me after hormones?
hello /mtfg/ I heard that SadDana is rly cute
>>6359322
herpes has no cure and can be really tough to deal with... honestly I do not blame kaylee for not wanting to kiss you... after seeing all your stories on here you had it coming desu
>>6359314
I'm the only MTF at my school
>yes
>>6359331
Yes they are! If you pin me to the ground I'll lick your face! (tfw nobody to pin me down)
>>6359336
are you who I think you are?
>>6359334
I'm a trip and yes I post there as anon, I won't say who I am though you'll have to guess.
>>6359335
no, you will love dick
>>6359334
im 100% autogynephile. i actually had to self-med because i had two doctors confirm that i wasn't trans. but whatever, i'm a self-determinist, it's my body and i can do whatever the fuck i want to it, ya feel?
>>6359320
Reporting for duty
>>6359341
am I who I think I am?
probably not I haven't been on mtfg in like 2 months lol
>>6359343
havent watched dick porn since a month after starting mones
>tfw really into girls yesterday
>tfw today super attracted to guys
What happened?
>>6359333
nice get cyba, I bet you have have good taste in funs
>>6359349
nvm
you'd know if you were
>>6359337
I'm going to try to get antiviral medicine
I let everyone down
>>6359335
>will chaser girls pursue me after hormones?
Yes they're called mtf tranbians who used to be chasers but now they're mtf's so it's alright.
Enjoy :p
>>6359352
It was just a bad dream
>>6359345
>i had two doctors confirm that i wasn't trans
On what grounds, if I may ask?
>>6359352
estrogen broke your man sexuality, you will never be the same again
>>6359356
>Yes they're called mtf tranbians who used to be chasers but now they're mtf's so it's alright.
What did you say about me??
>>6359352
you get the best of both worlds by dating a tranny
>>6359357
Lol
>>6359353
R u hasguns transbian too?
Hello friends I am out getting coffeeeeeee
how are y'all
>>6359357
>sucking dicks to your hearts content is a bad dream
>>6359359
I'm a cockslut now?
>>6359361
But I like guy dick better
After about a year on hormones, my plan is to move to a new city and tell people im ftm
>>6359345
Really Olson didn't think you were trans?
idk she gave me hormones and I dressed like a dude for over a year. Hell, she was cool as fuck honestly. My new doctor is all like melly you have to stop drinking and no more acid. Shockingly he was cool with me smoking weed. I was like I haven't done that shit in a year.
>>6359352
I used to care about the gender of my partners, but now honestly it doesn't matter at the end of the day or now for that matter. As long as they are a cool person I don't care.
Olson was cool as fuck though. I even told her about everything I took and she was like damn girl.
>>6359364
no funs yet, need more funds and I'll probably start my build
>>6359360
Relax friend, if you're trans it's okay to chase. :p
>>6359367
I'm riding my bike over to Elanna's to beat her up
>>6359356
i thought trans girls were ew though until i became one :o
>>6359314
Maybe I could just have a trans doppelganger? I've stopped being paranoid about it because if it does happen against the odds it will be cool from just a statistical point of view. Also "what were -you- doing there???"
I fear someone starting work at where I am with my girl name before I'm out. Or someone coming out as trams and making a huge fucking mockery of themselves and transgenderism by immediately becoming a hon and creeping everyone out. At this point I'd rather be the token tranny.
They're both theoretically incredibly unlikely
>>6359367
U have good taste in phones
>>6359371
80% ar?
>>6359368
i got a tranny with a guy dick, it doesn't go down after cumming multiple times
>>6359372
oh I know. I just wanna have lesbian sex with someone that doesnt make me feel like a masculine creature :'(
>>6359377
yeah I think it'd be cool
>>6359374
Here's your special snowflake star.
>>6359376
implying liking girls more wouldnt be great for you since you make them all fall for you
>>6359379
mine goes down, but keeps cumming.
>>6359379
>it doesn't go down after cumming multiple times
Is this really a guyish quality?
>>6359376
Is it?
>>6359377
Yeah commiefornia it would be best if you get an 80% AR.
>tfw you want to make a lower out of an 80% but you don't know if you could handle the temptation of adding an auto sear to it.
=//
>>6359331
>not enough things to do
Found a band.
And it was heavy music like Architects mixed with some mainstream stuff like rhcp and Billy Talent. The music was decent, but the rain just created an ocean of mud because the location was shite.
Got no hobbies to pre occupy you to be productive?
isnt this a trip
A754DF9
>>6359379
>tfw ygfktf
>>6359380
>lesbian sex
>male to female
Oh honey
>>6359377
>using phablets
smdh
>>6359383
she's gonna build em with me so we can be redneck transbians in texas. ie the dream lmao
>>6359389
having a dick is a guyish quality
>>6359392
>posting your thoughts to the ATF
this is how you have a bad time
>>6359385
but they're all boys that fall for her anon. xd
>>6359393
That's probably true.
>>6359322
Just to play the other side a bit, from her point of view I can only imagine why it would be frieghtening. STDs have this really negative stigma around them and its hard to not be worried. I really hate saying this because I like you and want you to be happy, but this might be something she has to figure out on her own
>>6359397
>tfw you never make use of it
I really need to step up
I'm red's gf and I don't hate her. I did tell her to stop posting here though. this place is terrible and depressing. Especially to someone like red who's really impressionable.
I hope you all move on from this place eventually like I did. But if you enjoy this general, continue doing so. Also I don't know much about genital herpes, so that's why I'm afraid of what might happen.
:/
This is now straight trans general. :3
>>6359407
I want her to have a happy life
she can leave me if she wants
or she can cheat on me.
I don't care anymore
>>6359322
wait for the cute. herpes can be awful. mouth herps can spread to gt herps.
>>6359410
Lol kaylee this is where all the ugly weebo transbians come to post. Your gf is one of those people haha.
>>6359410
>>6359405
you might be but dont misgender the rest of us
>>6359410
This place is toxic but I don't know another mtf community
>>6359412
You sound like my ex bf. lol
>>6359414
But I'm not a weeb, like boys, and am a boy
>>6359415
proving to be more and more true each year kat
>>6359417
>I know you are but what am I?
I'm pretty sure you're all boys. :p
>>6359426
http://www.stdfriends.com/
>>6359419
How about none? lol
Seriously the trans community is cringe and shit in general, your best bet is to leave it behind.
>>6359394
Sounds like a good time, apart from the mud. That said though, muddy festivals are fun in their own way, plenty of stories of those
Also, I've been doing what I can to keep occupied but it only keeps the boredom at bay so long. Continuing to work out, doing some android dev, hunting for work. I really just want a job though ;_;
>>6359385
But I like boys and can't picture myself in a universe where I like girls.
>>6359387
IT NEVER ENDS
>>6359391
Yeah totally, I wanna get beaten up desu
>>6359410
This place may be toxic, but it's so much better than every other place that's filled with unhelpful and delusional hons
Here we are just delusional hons
>>6359424
play overwatch with me
i hate myself....
>>6359431
I want of mr bones dysphoric ride
>>6359383
Fuck the atf
>>6359370
But guys are smelly and hairy and gross
>>6359392
You can buy auto sears but be prepared to spend a lot of $. If you want to do it the not so legal way you can buy a kit for 20 usd
>>6359393
Indeed. The 6P is the highest quality Nexii I have ever owned. Everything screams premium.
>>6359399
>buying low quality nexii
;-)
>>6359434
That's cuz you look like a hon. I'd feel bad if I looked like you too.
>>6359431
Me too desu. Wanna go out and find a boy who will rough us up a little bit?
>>6359434
i still love you faggot I just don't want herpes baka.
>>6359433
PLS ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE OVERWATCH ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
>>6359434
You shouldn't
>>6359439
>buying a phone that you need two hands to operate
y?
>>6359384
omg :3
thank you
just a little reminder to take your hormones
>>6359442
>pls gibe overwatch
>can literally come over and play it
>>6359446
I heard you were dating a hon, what's that like?
>>6359440
>>6359442
Pls no bully red, she's a delicate flower and needs nurturing.
>>6359450
i think i know her better than you do, and he likes being bullied so....
>>>
>>6359442
>ywn be gifted overwatch
>tfw too poor to afford for at least a month
MOTHERFUCKER
>>6359450
But she doesn't pass, I'm probably the only mtf that really passes here irl.
This place is so weird I'm outtie.
>>6359450
this. Red is delicate qt.
Also, antivirals and condoms or dental dams its 2016. Not a big deal. Its like no one here got sex ed.
>>6359430
I really hope you're not right. Mtfg gave me courage to finally start hrt but this place probably isn't healthy for me as a person in the long run. Is it too much to ask for a place with honest people who aren't overly mean about it
>>6359445
>Not balancing the bottom of the phone on your pinkie while using the middle 3 fingers to maneuver the phone around slightly so that your thumb can reach the entirety of the screen
>>6359450
kaylee can call me faggot all she wants
Kaylee is always right
>>6359456
What's with the narcissism
>>6359430
Here is the thing, you can never leave it behind. The sad truth is that no matter how much we try we will never be truly female. The only people who will truly understand us are other trannies. Sure you can 'leave' the community but you will be lacking in a support network. The best thing to do is have limited exposure to it. I hate most of you faggots, but honestly you girls are the only ones who will ever truly get me. It fucking sucks mang.
I wish I was a real girl who could have her own kids and not so fake fucking vagina. Hell, I should be happy as fuck considering my mother agree to pay for srs with suporn, my dad is buying a house in phoenix so he can store his guns in and I can live in while I work out there, I have a decent job lined up and I am passible. Hell, I am so passible I get asked about my period when I go to the doctor. A tranny who works at the hrt doctor I go to nearly didn't know I was trans either. Basically the gold standard for passing. Some how I am still not fucking happy. I just want to check out of life.
>>6359439
yeah half the reason I am moving to arizona is so I can get a m16. My dad's ffl friend is also going to store guns in the house or some shit. I will most likely have full autos in the house.
idk if a depressed tranny should live in a house with over 100 guns though .....
God I need a bf/gf ......
or for coke to be legal and I have unlimited access to it.
>>6359454
>im a dumb hon who hurts people with my big clumsy man hands
Lmao idk but I read that in bruce jenners voice and laughed so hard.
>>6359455
GEM IS THAT YOU
>>6359456
>I'm probably the only mtf that really passes her irl.
sure. i believe you
I post on mtfg because there's some genuine nice and beautiful people on here
and it's not a hugbox full of demigender xirs
>>6359457
i'm getting antivirals soon i hope, at least before I see kaylee.
>>6359460
Id love to put you on a leash and call you a faggot. We all know youre an agp fetishist..
>>6359456
This^
You guys are hons like on Susan's but with anime.
>>6359465
hola amiga
>>6359449
wishful thinking anon I would never date you!
>>6359462
melly is always right!
you're passable
>>6359470
Where do we find a boy like that?
>>6359468
i'm not agp
I don't even call myself a girl
>>6359462
Pics?
>>6359445
Gotta have a big screen. I had a Nexus 6 before I left it in Portland. The 6 is way bigger than the 6P, so this phone feels small.
Also, this >>6359459
>>6359447
Nigga r u retarded? Intramuscular.
>>6359462
Hopefully daddy makes full autos legal
>>6359471
gem I'm scared
use your elf powers on me
I lift, anyone wanna be my gf?
Well this is sad...
All of my lewd is gone, and keeping my genitals healthy has become a chore.
I need to fix this, because being ace and trans would be a terrible combo. Send help ;~;
>>6359485
R u a tranny
>>6359480
>daddy
>>6359466
you already have an attention grabbing trip, why do you keep reposting the trap cat? everyone here would be considered a trap anyway...
>>6359485
>>6359478
so femboy?
>>6359484
i need to know what to focus my latent fae magic on first dummy
i am confus
>>6359480
I dont think that will ever happen desu ;_; but you can always dream
is it better to have a flat tummy and no tits or ass or is it better to have a round tum and a big rack and great ass?
>>6359469
no fuck off, this place is like susans with guns, anime and unwavering support of the trumpenriech
>tfw I will die alone
well atleast I will die with a gun besides me. Either because of old age or by my own hand. Old age is looking most likely though.
>>6359479
here
>>6359480
daddy is going to build a wall, make full funs legal, and fuck over the globalist
If worst comes to worse I can take the black and start my watch on daddy's wall.
>>6359485
how big is your dick
>>6359494
yes indeedy
>>6359458
>gave me the courage to start hrt
Honestly that's about all this place is good for. It's a meme though, they tell everyone to start hormones.
Why not just like go outside and make friends? I mean unless you want to be a weird shut in who posts on 4chan daily or something.
>>6359462
>Here is the thing, you can never leave it behind
Yes you can, melly you are just a ugly loser. Get over it and get a life. You can never be female but that doesn't mean you should be the living incarnation of that weirdo tranny who lives on anime image boards.
>>6359485
post your dick.
>>6359214
Lol kaylee has hpv bitch has no room to get antsy over oral herpes
>>6359495
you still forgot it
>>6359495
One day I'll figure out how posting works
This time with my trip ON
HOPEFULLY
>>6359494
red has issue with the part of considering herself a woman, and with a lot of other stuff. but she's clearly a tranny for everyone here and in her life, including the sorority she joined.
>>6359454
You are not a hon, don't say that :(
>>6359456
Oh honny, you've never met me, have you?
Or Elanna, or Sophie, or any of the other multitudes of passing trips.
>>6359457
I dunno Ill just back off, Red says she likes getting bullied but I dont like seeing her get billied.
>>6359460
</3
>>6359396
It's Oddish.
>>6359497
ummmm
my genitals.
please make the breakout go away
I hurt
>>6359492
b/c i'm a shitposter (who sucks @ shitposting)?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6359224
Being a slut is great and magical though, right Red? :)
>>6359470
I'm not like the others here, I think they aren't trans though so it's all good. :3
>>6359480
Idk, can't into big screen devices at all, they're too cumbersome. I miss having premium phones with a small or medium form factor.
>>6359518
>le I'm the real tranny meme
>>6359477
At the bf store :3
>>6359507
hpv can go away.
>>6359519
>don't force me to be anything
you be you, but you seem trans to anyone.
>>6359472
Lol sticks and stones, so what's your hon gf's name anyway?
>>6359504
>Why not just like go outside and make friends
I have some friends IRL, but it's so hard for me to come out to them. I like them all and I'm worried they might hate me afterwards
>>6359504
I don't even like anime that much. Maybe pokemon, dragon ballz, killa killa, eva and fmab, but that is about it. I am not too into the Chinese cartoons.
Those are like the only anime I ever watched.
>>6359515
I can try to dom
also, I went to my IT job last summer as a boy
but I got ma'am'd during the school year in my rural town
>>6359518
how can't they be trans? people repressing and doing nothing are also trans, that's why they have something to repress.
>>6359528
>try to dom
that works for me.
>>6359511
>the other multitudes of passing trips
You don't pass. :p
>>6359520
bf store!?!?!
where can I find this place?
>>6359485
>fuck off
>>6359520
:3
If we pool our money together we may be able to get a Norse god
>>6359524
this
it is worse than not having friends honestly because you are always on edge because you can't trust them. You are always freaking over if they know or not. What will be their reaction if they do know.
>>6359540
>Can it? I thought it was lifelong but relatively harmless
yeah it depends on the type.
>>6359519
*hugs*
>>6359532
Right, whatever helps you sleep at night hon.
>>6359540
whatever
you're a liar and a fraud
kaylee would tell me
she never would hurt me
Kaylee is always right!!!!!
>>6359530
>how can't they be trans?
Well they act more like autistic nerdy boys then girls. I'm guessing they're just riding the tranny train in hopes of getting a gf.
>>6359523
are you thinking of peeps? she's my ex silly
kaylee is over exaggerating about me being impressionable...
I'm not that impressionable!!!
>>6359544
>posts anime pic instead of proving they pass
Ty for proving my point, goodnight hon. :3
>>6359546
>Well they act more like autistic nerdy boys then girls
You do realise what website you are on right?
>>6359545
Thats fucking pathetic. Good day to you, xir
>>6359549
OH SHIT
>post more
>>6359500
MEXICO IS DARK, AND FULL OF TERRORISTS
>>6359490
Pic related
>>6359499
#2, but only in moderation. Extra fat can help with passing, but you if you are fat you won't get any dick
>>6359509
Just use clover. It's on f-droid.
>>6359520
I'm afraid that's the way the whole industry is trending. Ppl want their pocket computers to be serviceable YouTube/Netflix/gaming devices.
>>6359549
Gross
>>6359551
R u new? She passes
>>6359546
no one would do that, much less change their body in some weird delussion and almost everyone here is on hormones. I do dislike the people who come here just to get a gf, but if they go the whole way into a middle ground freak they clearly were trans all along
>>6359550
its cute how impressionable you are.
>>6359551
Only newfags don't know what I look like.
>>6359559
y-you could post an updated pic t-though...
>>6359431
You've been to muddy festivals? Do tell about that.
Why not just wait tables? Restaurants are always looking.
At that, my dudes and me made a band. Mtfg, if you can spare a couple minutes, do tell what you think:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/vu9cg3bmxzfmjeu/GEH%20NACHHAUS%20.mp3?dl=0
It's music, not a Trojan. I swear.
>>6359546
Yeah honestly I've never met any cis girls that act remotely like the trans "girls" here so I'm a little doubtful desu. Kinda makes me cringe, Susan's is much better, less trolls too.
>>6359549
>posting nudes on a blue board
>>6359555
Is they're any way to set clover to only see mtfg threads? There wasn't when I used it last so I'm just using the browser version for mobile currently
>>6359524
I have friends IRL, am out to all of them, and it's strengthened some of those friendships.
It's a bitscary, but overcoming that fear is a small price to pay for honest companionship.
>>6359560
Well, I might later. Right now I wanna play War Thunder.
>>6359563
I've never met anyone who behaves like a 4chaner irl, not even 4channers.
>>6359572
>asuka turned into a neet hiki
I never saw it like that.
>>6359546
>all trannies here are becoming hons in hopes of getting a gf
>despite having knowledge that ALL cis women hate us, & that we secretly hate each other
o, shit.
i've been wrong all this time....
better stop transitioning while i have the chance
am I gonna end up a hon like red?
>>6359556
>no one would do that, much less change their body in some weird delussion and almost everyone here is on hormones
This is how most mtfg trans are like. lol
I just want kaylee to kiss me
i just need to be kissed by somebody
but now people hate me and yell at me.
i've ruined it all
>>6359559
>posting more anime
Yeah I'm not impressed, maybe after you get ffs you can try back hon. :3
I'm not a hon
>>6359580
CWC had the last 20 years of her life permanently monitored and minupaled by people who want to laugh at her. I don't understand how you could expect her to have any grasp of reality.
She also has never been with a woman, ever. Her conception of being a lesbian has no weight.
>>6359533
I've heard of such a place but I don't know where it is ;~;
>>6359537
>tfw no Thor bf
>>6359562
Yeah, I usually go to one psytrance festival a year, and some years they've been stupidly rainy. One year it rained before and during the entirety of the 4 day festival. Bunch of hippies slipping and sliding everywhere. I remember falling down like 10 times one night, but I wasn't exactly sober. Also some guy on acid was crawling up a hill like 2 feet beside a path until someone informed him the path was 2 feet to his left (he thanked him profusely)
Yeah I'm considering finding a job like that if I don't get lucky before long. Coffee shops probably will hire me. Maybe.
How can you help parents get used to your new name pronouns? I was out shopping with my mom and she'd accidentally say [BOYNAME] or he/his. EVEN WHILE IN THE GIRLS DRESSING ROOMS :-*
>>6359554
Here watch my porn http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Twink-bottle-play-heavy-breathing-cumshot-23210172. Lol I'm kinda a fag
>>6359590
Will you share if you ever do get a Thor bf?
>>6359591
by moving across the country
>>6359565
Not sure. I have /lgbt/ open when I open the app and bookmark the /mtfg/ generals.
>>6359594
I would but
>Implying I'd ever get a Thor bf
The only guys that ask me out are neckbeards
>>6359573
I met up with two mtf trips here about a year agon and wow just wow. They were both obviously autistic with really bad anxiety and they both act liked Japanese girls and said desu and senpai etc. It was rather odd to be sure, and it didn't help they barely passed at all. After wards the two of them took the train home together and probably had gross transbian sex idk.
Never again
I've become a barely functioning NEET at my grandparents place with nothing to do
the only time I've been feminine in public in 4 weeks is when some guy groped me
I'm scared that I'm losing my head
>>6359589
>chris chan
>her
kek
>>6359602
people talk like that irl? I dont even talk like that here.
>>6359591
I had my mother by my side for SRS and seeing me dilate helped her making an effort to at least try, she didn't really try before that, to be honest. Made it a bit more tangible for her, I suppose.
>>6359587
If you're a trip here then there's a 99% chance you're a hon. Science doesn't lie red.
>>6359603
want a hug?
>>6359610
I need affection
>>6359604
it's the only decisition cwc took without any imput from people making fun of her, I sort of respect that. sort of.
>>6359579
You just need more hormones.
>>6359601
;-;
If I move to Canada I'll find you a hot boy
>>6359590
We must go on a quest to find this fabled store then
We'll bring back bfs for all the good trannies
>>6359608
Not that anon but I also met up with a few trans girls here and they were pretty much like how they were here except more nervous and weird.
>>6359575
Eh, she only acts that way when depressed, right?
>>6359583
Lolok newfriend.
>>6359616
d-do they have a catalogue or I have to settle with any souvenir you bring me?
not complaining tho
>>6359609
Thank goodness I don't trip!
>>6359619
>newfriend
Does that mean I have a social life outside of 4chan and you don't?!? :O
Still not impressed ugly :3
>>6359621
The legend says that you can purchase a customized bf
We'll bring back the bf of your dreams
>>6359618
well, they are from 4chan. I don't know what you expected. Meeting people you have no common points besides 4chan is pretty stressfull and if they could have normal friends I doubt they would go to a 4chan meeting.
>>6359589
also,
i distinctly remember cwc being adamantly against homosexuality, & women having boyfriends.
but now it's ok b/c he's a grill atm.
i guess that idiot is running w/ the notion of being entitled to female attention.
that might be what led to his decision to transition, come to think of it.
so i doubt he's actually trans,
he's only desperate for attention.
it's abhorrent to think about how pathetic he really is now that i've driven myself to examine his history of assburger memes to talk shit
>>6359622
Trip on moap.
what are you listening mtfg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRQhBDAPhv0
>>6359608
I decided not to pursue that. Even if he's single and hot and -probably- interested, sleeping with him would be kind of an awful thing to do to that other guy.
Having a conscience is shit.
>>6359615
Pls find me a lumberjack
>>6359616
Which country do you think has this store? What if it's in the UAE?
>>6359625
>they're from 4chan, I don't know what you expect
I don't know either but you or some other anon did say that the trans people here don't act like that irl and you were proved wrong so yeah.
>>6359635
I'll do my best. If you find me a boy who is hot and has stubble
>>6359637
Lol! Yeah I remember seeing your pic awhile back, you don't pass at all lmao.
>>6359628
she has no grasp on reality and all human interactions for over a decade were with people trying to make fun of her. the cwcwiki has a month by month summary of everything she does, not only online but whenever she goes out, people burned some weird symbol in her lawn and even gave her a date that is recorded in audio, video and transcribed (where you learn that Bob was a pretty cool dude all along). you can't judge cwc's actions on the same rules that you judge a normal person, it's like a truman show controlled by sadists with no intentions of letting the experiment develop on its own.
>>6359635
There's worse places than the UAE
but if that is the case, we'll go stealth with burkas
>>6359628
That sounds a lot like the mtf's here, go figure haha.
i wish people didn't bully cwc
>>6359641
Pls don't post tier lists red
>>6359641
I wanted to complain but my only issue with that tier list is cfh being in the disgusting tier. she's okay.
>>6359641
I'm literally too ugly to be on tier lists
>>6359652
I'm sorry
I just don't like when anons bully people based on looks alone
please forgive me
>>6359641
>moap pretty
HA HA HA....not really red. I could post a few moap pic's but I'm not that mean. :p
>>6359645
it's pretty easy to get a muslim boyfriend.
>>6359641
tfw was never on tier lists
good desu
>>6359641
>Not top tier
Red, you hate me.
Why did you post the right one ;-;?
I'm going to show my love for kaylee in other ways
by being fit as possible! and doing my hair just like she likes! and making her food!!!
>>6359657
>I just don't like when anons bully people based on looks alone
>so I posted a tier list of their looks
>>6359661
I don't want a muslim bf
I don't wanna get blown up
>>6359657
>Post the tierlist with me not top tier
>Doesnt like when people bully
>>6359664
....
I don't hate anyone
please don't make me sadder
>>6359668
in my personal experience some ethnicities that fall under muslims are pretty hot. I like turks, except for that part of state supported terrorism and genocyde.
>>6359657
Most of them DO look like guys though, just being honest. Lmao at that edie pic, here I've got a better one of her without makeup on.
>>6359671
B-but Im top tier.
Why do you have the one where Im not top tier saved?
>>6359679
lets see you then anon
you're being unfair
>>6359679
lol dragface
>>6359679
where is your pic?
>>6359682
You first hon. : )
>>6359677
If we get a pair of lumberjack brothers we could be sisters or something.
>tfw the thought of lumberjack brothers
who else /dead inside/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH17AHIklCM
>>6359678
Im sorry too, I know you're going through a lot right now. Its ok.
<3
>>6359650
>mary-sue-ish self-insertion into poorly written & ugly webcomic
>gives himself heterochromia for literary wish fulfillment in being special
>has made his own trading card game featuring a particular card called "girlfriend's gift" portraying a figure resembling his imaginary sister in said comic
>has repeatedly insinuated that his mother has romantic interest in him
>sounds like projection, desu
are you kidding?
he had it coming.
he STILL has it coming
What happened to kiwi?
>>6359688
>saving the meme image I made
RED IS THE HONEIEST HON OF ALL THE HONS!
>>6359691
Kaylee doesn't want to kiss me anymore because of what I have
so I guess it was okay for you to tell other people
>>6359695
edie bullied her off the board
>>6359694
Chris-Chan is the reason my friends will think I'm a disgusting degenerate when I come out
Fuck him
>>6359691
What's going on?
>>6359684
but arabs don't look that similar to other people in the middle east. jews are from the middle east and they're pretty white while being extremely controlling of not marrying other ethnicities.
>>6359701
fucking kill me I'm sorry
>>6359703
just suck some dicks and youll be fine
>>6359688
I hate these lists. Comparing people who just started with people who have been transitioning for years. And then putting them in a "disgusting tier"
Fucking retarded
>>6359684
Someday I will find a qt Muslim husbando, he'll force me to wear burqa and I'll be a good wife in the eyes of Allah. <3
>>6359708
do you ever have a really really nice weekend and then go back to your shitty every day life and it makes you want to kill yourself? that.
>>6359691
why did you hurt red. he's ruined now
>>6359712
Yeah, our beloved dragface
>>6359702
No really. I'm worried because of the drama with her bf and she hasn't been online in 2 days.
>>6359688
>grace, titchbits, kiwi
>disgusting tier
>right next to people with no hrt
>next to moops, ellie, valq, autisma or samantha
>keeps posting tier lists so we don't discriminate for their looks.
>>6359701
That's what happens when you have unclean lesbian sex.
#mouth herpes
>>6359694
also, i'd like to add that i'm IMMEASURABLY PISSED that he & i have the same birthday, & that he proclaims himself to be trans
>>6359703
i completely agree – fuck him
>>6359694
don't forget the love doll scissoring sex tape
>>6359710
It's okay...Please feel better
I guess she might just be scared of me
she's always been scared of me and what I do.
I can show my love to her in other ways
>>6359724
Did he get arrested for the pepper spray incident or was he let off the hook?
>>6359688
>apologise for posting tier list because doesn't want to bully people
>post another tier list made to bully people
Red..
>>6359690
I like this idea. A lot :3
>>6359703
But you're a disgusting anime loving autistic degenerate just like chris-chan. I mean just look around at the people here, what makes you think you're any better?
>>6359694
none of those things means you should be bullied, and no one should go through the things that cwc went and goes through.
he's a clear real autist with a family that never pushed him to do anything. you pitty that kind of people if you have at least a little bit of empathy.
>>6359723
i didn't get it from a woman
>>6359703
if anything you'll look great by comparison
if you want to hate public trans figure hate kathleen jenner.
>>6359733
well...I wanted to make moap happy!
What am I supposed to do?!?!?
>>6359738
>I didn't get it from a woman
Oh right it was another transbian so male.
>>6359717
Maybe this might help just a little tiny bit then
Seeing where's you came from and where you ended up with your transition kinda inspired me to start mine. You unknowingly brought so much happiness into my life
Dunno if that helps at all, kinda wanted to say it for a while and this seems like an a-okay opportunity
>>6359714
it's really easy to pass with a burqa.
>>6359741
Caitlyn jenner looks better then most of the trans girls here and actually pass when not talking. I smell jelly.
>>6359744
Post it anon
>>6359725
الحمد لله
>>6359733
The sisters or the brothers part?
>>6359755
For everyone who can't read this: You have to read from the right to the left.
>>6359744
Moap doesn't pass and is ugly though. Also they're the king of agp and can be found debating in every agp thread because they're hiding the fact they're agp.
>>6359753
but she says stupid stuff and is a horrible representation of what transitioning is, if anything she promotes the susan model of waiting until you have a career and children before transitioning.
that hurts us much more than some autist being autistic.
>>6359717
hey ummm....
I'm sorry for how you feel
you're moving to tulsa right?
Maybe I can visit...I said I wasn;t but that's only because I was being unfair...
>>6359755
Deus Vult
>>6359695
ascended to godhood
>>6359765
You guys here hurt the trans community way more, just saiyan.
>>6359763
Clearly I'm not posting in them enough because you didn't get the message. There is no such thing as AGP.
>>6359767
but muslisms believe in jesus the son of god.
thye just have their own prophet instead of co-opting all the ones that were jew only.
>>6359768
I'm worried about her.
>>6359765
I know that sissy boy agp moap chan is gross as fuck.
>>6359769
how many normal people come here to learn about trans issues? I really want to believe that a huge portion of the population accidentally ends up in 4chan when sincerely searching for info.
>>6359770
:0
The idea does sound really cool tho. You always have been like a sister to me.
>>6359778
I was talking about Katerina Jenner.
>>6359771
You're living breathing proof that agp is real. Lets get Blanchard and Lawrence down here to study you lol.
>>6359778
Anon please, save that kind of talk for the bedroom where it belongs.
>>6359780
Well just have to agree to disagree.
>>6359781
A lot, it's the 4th thing that comes up when goggling trans.
>>6359738
pix plox
>>6359788
Might I ask why you don't believe AGP is real?
who else /is alone and wants to die/ here.
>>6359766
I'm moving to phoenix. You don't have to visit if it'll make you feel uncomfortable.
i may have messed up
but I'll go forward
and try not to let my mental and emotional problems affect anything! I'll be a good boy!
>>6359793
i want to visit
I'm alone and sad here in dallas
I want to be with people
>>6359790
>pic
nice to see that my spotted dick has been getting around
>tfw ur an accelerated graphics port
>>6359805
I want to meet yume <3
>>6359802
>doesn't know how to google search
I'm really not surprised.
>playing rust
>people are joking about trannies
>mention I'm trans and answer their questions
>nobody really cares
>one of the people message me
>turns out they're 18 years old and repressing
>try to gently prod him towards transition before he is wrecked by T completely, as well as giving him information he might need if changing his mind
did I do okay?
Moap is a hon like red, end of story.
>>6359809
don't. she's not a good person. all she's done for the last month is manipulate me and make me feel like shit whenever I get enthusiastic about anything. she is a legitimate sociopath and just uses people to her own means.
>>6359731
>[from cwcwiki]
>2015 and 2016
>Thoughout most of 2015 Chris behaved himself, presumably because his sojourn to the jailhouse was fresh in his memory. His punishment for the pepper spray incident was eventually decided (after seven hearings) in October - a very light sentence of a three-figure fine and a six-month prison sentence that he won't have to serve unless he breaks the law again during probation.
i really hope he fucks up again
>>6359806
>Tfw I'm a boy
>>6359806
If I dress as a girl
will my programming skills increase?
>>6359813
you shouldve virtually cut her balls off
>>6359784
Id make them watch Evangelion.
>>6359791
>>6359799
Self verifying theory that does more than describe a typical female sexuality in verbose, homophobic terminology.
If I ever said that I don't remember it, which worries me....
I have been losing amounts of time...
If I come up dead from a drug overdose anytime soon its a conspiracy, the Illuminati done it.
I'm not a hon :3
>>6359817
oh...well...she seemed nice to me
I hope I meet gem!!!
plz god let this half a bar of xanax knock me out in an hour
>>6359817
>says the sociopath
what did she try to stop you from? self medding with benzos?
>>6359819
>tfw I'm just a boy who listens to force fem hypno, masturbates into silk panties and slaps around their sissy stick
Feels good to be a fetishist desu
>>6359820
Yes
Sexier clothes work better too
>>6359826
no, no, women never see themselves as females when they masturbate.
>>6359830
>I mean, playing rust isn't okay and you should stop it
its what I play to escape from reality
>>6359835
>>6359834
how sexy we talking?
like bedroom tier or public appropriate sexy?
>>6359834
Me too desu. Bought six airs of rainbow thigh highs. Feels good mang
>>6359850
it isn't a worse reality
>>6359847
The bigger your girlrection the more robust your code.
>>6359851
oh, you're got some heavy coding to work through? :^)
>>6359833
literally whenever I tried to talk about anything she would insult me and tear me down just to make herself feel superior. she's been taking opiates and benzos everyday for almost a month now and yet she gets all high and mighty whenever I want to use medication that I legitimately need because I have legitimate panic disorders while all she does is feed off of others for drug money. She physically abuses gem to the point where I have to leave the house for hours at a time some night just to get out of there.
>when you haven't talked to them in a while and there world keeps reminding you about it
>>6359850
don't be so modest
>posts in this general for months and months before claiming they are a man so they obviously understand why we don't like terfs or tier lists
>spouts terf logic
>posts tier lists
>"teehee~ honest mistake ladies whoops lol!!"
Why is this OK again
>>6359857
Yeah. It's for my new visual novel "Sex dames transformations 3"
>>6359855
What kind of programming skills will I learn?
>>6359863
I think most people assume red has real actual mental issues.
The terf thing was only once, though.
>>6359851
You'd better have some Haskell to write
>>6359867
Oh fuck i loved the first two they made my bell go off so hard
>>6359869
Haskell
>>6359867
After the cult success of 1 and the mainstream hit that 2 was I hope you can keep up with the expectations.
>>6359863
I posted it because people were bullying moap
I don't agree with terfs
I agree with rad fems
I deleted the tier lists
I just dont like people being bullied
>>6359874
Good
I need to learn programming to become a real transgirl
>>6359884
>wanting to be real trans
But then how could you get off?
>>6359859
This is really cute.
is putting your hands under the thighs in winter to keep them warm a girly thing to do?
So i haven't done any programming since around 2012 is codeacademy a good site to relearn from
>>6359887
I suppose you're right
real talk though, is programming a worth while skill to learn for a girl who spends most of her time in front of a computer?
tfw the majority of people hate you for reasons outside of your control
>>6359898
it's pretty meh hobby, it's decent if you want a job and study it in a place where people could pick you up for their enterprises.
>>6359887
(Shitposting Elanna is great)
>>6359899
>tfw same
how do you get a job programming entirely from home so you absolutely never need to go outside
>know that I have a hypersensitivity to music and it can directly make me feel strong emotions
>continue to listen to sad music
why do I do this?
AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>6359904
People hate you because you're a fucking bitch, you pass better then most girls here so you have it a lot easier. Kind of a shame that you're a total fucking waste of oxygen though.
D R O P P E D
>>6359908
please don't be sad!!!
>>6359910
>you pass better then most girls here so you have it a lot easier
go to bed kayla
>>6359903
if i had a vote in the matter,
all of /mtfg/ would be shitposting
>to everyone in here who want it, here's a programming-relevant wallpaper i got from /g/ a couple years ago
>>6359906
That's harder, but you could start here.
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=11814828
t. programmer
>>6359898
Honestly, programming is a good skill to have, I'd say it's worth learning.
>>6359903
Ty you're pretty damn good at shitposting yourself. :3
At any rate I'm off to bed, nini my fellow shitpostrrs
>>6359906
Learn how to make websites and sell yourself to normie's
It's 6am here. Should I stay up so I can get some real sleep the next night or go to bed and probably wake up in 12 hours?
>>6359925
I'm coming over to your house to lick your doorknobs
i miss kaylee so much ;_;
tfw up at 5am because neet
tfw life entirely void of purpose
tfw only ever get out of bed to eat and go to the bathroom
>>6359929
sounds hot, but just the plain would be more than enough time for me to sleep and maybe clean them a bit.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6359935
I'm also going to eat your socks
>>6359936
whats wrong
hows it going you wankers
>>6359939
my gf
>>6359937
I could clean all of them while you're getting out of the migration office.
Would you pass it as work or pleassure?
>"you have it easy"
>verbally, physically and emotionally abused my entire life
>had a surrogate family when I was younger that my mom had us move far away from and I lost the people I grew up as a child around
>spent the majority of my life in isolation
>literally never had more than one or two friends at a time
>been abandoned or forgotten by everyone I've ever been close to
>been attacked by the people I trusted most over the smallest fucking things
>had to drop out of highschool because anxiety problems were so bad I only made it to school 4 days in the first month
>had to deal with my best friend commiting suicide and when I lashed out to the only person I had to talk to because they cut me off entirely I got painted as a psychopath to everyone here
>I've never had a single person I felt I could trust and be comfortable with until now but he's married and I just said goodbye to him for what was probably the last time in my life
>tried to kill myself 4 times to end it all but I've failed every time.
I've gone through some shit.
ok,
i'm starting to have trouble staying awake.
i'm gonna miss you guys in my dreams.
nini
muahaha
I had a spare spiro pill, and my brother Scotty who hates me is slightly suggestible right now because he is drunk.
so I told him what it was then told him to just treat it like a mint, so he popped it in his mouth said "it just tastes like mint" then had a disgusted look on his face and spat it out
then about five minutes ago he was complaining about the taste
muahahahahaha
>>6359954
Are you going to force feminize him into a sissy?
>>6359947
Both
ni ni mtfg
I love y'all
I'm super sleepy and hurty
>>6359950
please don't beat yourself up amy....
I'll be your friend!
>>6359957
do they let you pass if you say that? isn't it really fishy? don't you have different paperwork to fill?
I have a spare matress, but I'm sure you'll get it done and move back to the states. Everyone does.
>>6359958
Good night Red you cool cat :3
>>6359958
Goodnight red.
Tomorrow will be a better day
>>6359958
that's all she does
why move on or try to get better when you can wallow in self pity and shitpost about it on 4chan?
also good night
>>6359959
All the paperwork is the same and it's all cool. I live in closets, not states.
>>6359956
no?
I just thought a little bit of revenge for him being an absolute asshole to me
>>6359967
a-are you the babadook? i loved your movie!
>>6359972
I'm not. He's a poser
>>6359970
What does he do to you?
I don't get it, I should be fucking happy. I just had one of the best weekends of my life but all I can feel is shit and pain. it's all I'm good for anymore.
>>6359975
will you sign me the rights to your life so I make a movie about you then?
>tfw you just want to talk to her the whole time
>>6359978
you need help amy
go to a therapist
if you're already going to one, go to a better one
>>6359979
Yes
>>6359989
cool, I don't need to actually know anything about your life since that's not how movies based on real events work.
before i sleep
add me on skype derp223 if you wanna be friends
im lonely and sick at my grandparents ;_;
>>6359987
I haven't been able to get real help ever because I've always been in shitty situations where I can't get any. hopefully when I'm in the mental ward in a week or so it'll be like a vacation from life.
>>6359992
just watch let's plays if you want friend simulators.
>>6359991
Exactly.
>>6359976
wont let me talk in girl voice around him, misgenders me constantly, tells me how much of a dude I am
>>6359993
>when I'm in the mental ward
protip: don't spend too long around the schizos
i hope you get better
>>6359998
you just let him say that to you? if that was my brother, I'd be shitting all over him
>>6360006
what am I supposed to do?
>>6359980
Heeey that's a feel
>>6360020
stick up for yourself
be a cunt back to him
who /no reason to live/ here?
>>6360020
beat him up
>>6360024
I just was...
he's an angry man and will probably beat me up
>>6360027
me
>>6360029
I really don't like that... I feel and look like a huge gorilla enough without acting like one :/
>>6360032
you need to move out desu
I'm lonely as fuck. Which are the best trips to talk to on chat stuff?
I love this song. The vid makes me dysphoric as hell, tho.
I thought I'd share it with u
http://youtu.be/g5qU7p7yOY8
Just took pictures for FFS with Dr Bart. I never realized how ugly the profile of my face is. I can't imagine how this can be fixed.
>>6360046
Profiles are horrible! I actuslly look like a gorilla with a parrot nose
Help
My eldest brother is acting weird around me. The last time I saw him was around 3 years ago, hadn't even started my transition then because "you're too young to make that kind of descision" but it's like he thinks I'm a completely different person? Like he just sees me as some chick. Or maybe he's weirded out by his freaky tranny sibling I dunno, but it's been so uncomfortable to hang around him.
How 2 fix?
>>6360083
give him a bj
>>6360091
gross he has a fiancé and also gross he's like 30 and also gross
>>6360083
SUCK HIS DICK
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>>6360083
My suggestion is to straight up ask him what's up.
>>6360106
>>6360102
That's just it though, he's usually super chatty and snarky and knows what to say to everyone but whenever it's just us hanging out he's really distant and awkward and won't talk about anything other than tabletop boardgames or "so are you gonna find a job soon?" It's just weird and not like him.
Guys I'm not sucking my 30 year old brother's dick.
>>6360107
>I'm not sucking my 30 year old brother's dick.
why not?
>>6360107
Just sit down with him and have a serious talk where he can't awkwardly small talk his way out.
>tfw cant feel my hips or anything below that
>>6360110
Because he has a fiancé AND he's shorter than me AND I only suck the dicks of guys a maximum of 5 years older than me
>>6360121
> tfw lewd implication
>>6360123
to be honest the reasons could be
a) doesn't know how to handle having a sister
b) you might give him an awkward boner
c) might be dysphoric too and is jealous
>>6360062
I don't like my profile much, but I know it's not as bad. Even though I could use flowery names to describe it too... The October 2015 is one of the no makeup, hair back, straight angle pics I sent for FFS assessment. So that's pretty much the worst my profile can look.
>when your coworker elbows you in the boob accidentally and wonders why you have an expression on your face like you just got stabbed in the chest
h-hi /mtfg/ how are you all
>>6360130
you need to finish off laser
also I think you just need your brow done
maybe get your chin redone
>>6360121
What happene...
no wait, never mind
>>6360107
Just go about your day normally and interact with him as you normally would, he'll probably adjust to you being a girl after a while.
If he doesn't there might be a bigger issue and you may want to talk to him about it.
>>6360124
>>6360129
>>6360136
I think I need to come up with something new ._.
>>6360133
Well, that pic was taken six months into my stay at a psychiatric clinic, and yeah, there's definitely some regrowth. Even more now since I haven't been able to get a touch up since. I should get it done before July, though.
If I'm getting something done, it's my chin first. The brow is unfortunate but it doesn't look that bad in comparison.
>>6360139
Tell me though
how to get bf?
>>6360140
well I mean, if you have the money to you should get both done
>>6360139
Rather explain in detail what happened.
>>6360142
mine came here and just picked me I guess ._. Idk, it was definitely mostly luck on my part and having some desirable traits like not being a turboslut or a prostitute
>>6360144
nuuu thats private
>>6360142
go to war and be kidnapped by isis. they will pair you with a bf.
>>6360150
maybe they have some kinda fucked up conversion program where they force another white hostage to be your husband and live by the muslim faith? allahu ackbar
>>6360150
that would be even better
I was still a wreck tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
drugs anorexia anxiety... the first few times we met I popped benzos before.
>>6360143
Just got SRS done and I still can expect heavy lawyer and expert fees for my ID change, which I really want done asap now it can be, so money is a bit tight until I get a few months' wages. So any facial surgery will have to wait until the end of summer when my finances are healthy again anyway. And I also want lasik while I still can get it done because I'm tired of wearing glasses or contacts. I'll probably get my brow done a few years down the line when insurance repays my mortgage in full. Because then, I won't really have to worry about budget. So I can get a full face lift along with it because let's face it, I'm old enough to get visible loose skin from FFS.
>>6360153
I don't wanna be muslim
>>6360155
eh
I think I'd have to get to know a guy irl and not meet them on the internet desu
>>6360158
>I don't wanna be muslim
You just don't wanna be happy now, I've given you all the tools.
Maybe you can pray in secrit at night. Maybe your husband will spank you for it.
tfw sudden nipple tingling
>>6360168
your boobs are growing
>>6360172
y-yeah
let's say that
>>6360168
it's happening flanny
>>6360174
farage pics are great tho
Now that I think of it, I suppose the reason why the jutting brow and hooded eyes don't bother me that much even when it was top priority in my FFS assessment is that most women around here have the same thing to some degree, so I'm just used to it. Even the very beautiful ones do. And she's not even full-blooded... A bit torn about ethnic reassignation. Wouldn't get my cheekbones or nose changed for the same reason.
hey /cd/
how do i get a bf?
>>6360189
are you back on the skittles now?
>>6360189
I also would like to know this
>>6360195
>be cute
Fuck
Fuck what why is it actually morning
This isn't Warframe
>>6360195
>be cute
Let's be honest, that's not even close to a requirement. Plenty of boys around who only care about primo, a few holes to fuck, secundo, a pulse, optional though, tertio, a tertio would already be too many requirements for them to handle at once.
>>6360158
>I think I'd have to get to know a guy irl and not meet them on the internet desu
we didnt start dating officially dating before we had met irl a few times tho
>>6360205
Well that works, if you also throw away all your standards.
>>6360207
Fair enough
lucky you found someone good rather than all the fetishists who come here
>>6360168
~
>>6360189
talk to a boy, a huge chunk of them especially online are tfwnogf
Anybody try my cookies recipe?
>talking to girl from here
>don't want to stop talking to her ever
>she has to go to work
>left alone
FUCK MY LIFE. Just kill me now fampi
>>6360168
I miss my boobs growing :(
the worst one is what feels like a needle in your boob
>>6360223
change work to sleep and you've got my feels desu
>>6360225
how far did yours get Shan? also how are you feeling today?
>>6360219
>no
stop lying
>>6360046
Have trust in bart
>>6360223
WHO ARE YOU ANON TELL US ABOUT UR CRUSH ON KIT
>>6360227
I don't know
they were called man boobs last time I posted them
also idk how I am
>>6360229
nigga i do not produce T so why do i need it?
>>6360238
are you on E?
>>6360216
yeah, told him upfront no sex for a few months, when he was still very interested in meeting me and stuff I knew he wasnt chasing :3
>>6360231
Well, that's pretty much what I mean about the brow. Yes, it's a lot more feminine. But I'm not sure I'd be comfortable with a procedure that would make me look less like the other women in the family rather than more. Maybe if I get just the brow ridge done and definitely not the eyelids and upper brow, don't know.
>>6359633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYuQHSF-poQ
>>6360240
Aww that's sweet
I wish to meet a great guy like that someday
>>6360241
CFH don't get me wrong I fully agree with your points but I found out that I simply can't pull that out with my scale.
Now I want a nose job, chin, jaw and ears.
>>6360231
how much was that?
>>6360250
Around 8k including flight and stay.
Hey mtfg what's up?
How do I get boys to bully me with their penises?
>>6360249
>surgery addiction
>>6360251
that isn't so bad in the big picture but then I have to make the money for srs on top of that. life is sufferingly long
>>6360257
It's much cheaper to learn to love topping, like me
>>6360168
Only a short while on skittles. One side of my chest hurts a small bit when pressed. Am I starting to experience growth or is the heart failure finally going to take me?
>>6360258
>learn to love topping
it's much easier to kill myself
>>6360259
I have some bad news
>>6360249
is this who you want to be?
>>6360249
Yeah, there's just no comparison between your before and after, and that was obviously the right thing to do. I pass and I'm rather comfortable with my looks already, so it's just not the same boat. Probably why I focus on what looks plain wonky and not on the somewhat masculine features. Now if you want someone who makes me feel deeply inadequate, that would be her. What I feel whenever I see pictures of her is so much worse than gender dysphoria...
>>6360249
Ears? What?
I wanted to ask you, I'm getting ffs next year but I haven't decided between bart and the facial team. Since you went to bart I was wondering what you think?
>>6360259
uhh
well I wasn't talking about growth desu
more like
THE PUREST FORM OF LOVE
>>6360261
Nice
>>6360267
>tfw used to have the purest form of love
>>6360263
Well, from what I gather, she's a self-avowed tigerkin and that was supposed to make her look like one, so, really bad example...
>>6360270
>Well, from what I gather, she's a self-avowed tigerkin
WHAT IN THE WORLD
>>6360270
no, she literally got cut on a couple hundred times
>>6360266
Basic my cell phone is at 1% I'll talk to you about it in another thread.
>>6360275
Thank you :D
>tfw ded thread
>>6360287
time to pull out HOI 4 desu
>>6360289
I guess nuking Germany is always fun, yeah...
>>6360289
but I need to do the dishes :<
>>6360294
Only a race as disgusting as the French deserve a nuclear bomb
>>6360295
>not getting your african-american slave to do it
thought this was 2016?
>>6360298
where would I get an african-american
>>6360296
>French
>race
We're not exactly the most homogeneous people in the world, even without considering XXth century immigration. If you showed my picture to a random and asked about my ethnicity, I doubt the answer would be French, and yet all of my ancestors in the past few centuries were born smack dab in the middle of France.
>>6360299
A Turk is fine too...
So I just got back from pride parade. After I hour I got back crying.
I can't take this anymore seeing all those cis people with friends and normal bodies made me realize how big fuckup I'm psychically and mentally. Why my body is so freaking huge and out of proportions? Why my mental state is so bad that I can't have normal social interaction?
I tried for 3 years. I tried to fix myself. meet some new friends (that I have really hard time interacting with) had a boyfriend even (but he didn't had any feelings towards me, he just wanted to suck a dick).
Transition was not mistake but my whole life were.
Now I'm gonna try to electrocute myslef.