/mtfg/ - Pokemon the 3rd Edition

Nth for wanting a cute femboy bf

>>6322942
wheres the penis?

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>ywn

>Playing le minecrafts with youngin.

>>6322942
Best edition

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How can people be happy looking like this? Is it really more important to be happy than to look acceptable? Because I can't really divide those two things in my head.

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>>6322968
where did you get this picture of me?

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>>6322962
>you will never

>>6322968
What is more importan than being happy?

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>>6322838
Well, you are... Just tell them you are taken.

>>6322866
Not enopugh left to tuck. balls are now so shrunken they have sucked up in, and gt is short.

>>6322874
Learn from how she and others handle it. I don't think I ever learned. I did my best to totally avoid it.
>>6322908
That's why I flew private jets when young. Customs tends to look less closely when your passport is purple. Still, I was paranoid about having a body search.

>>6322927
*hugs*

>>6322980
I seriously doubt you have arms like that.
I mean, you have breasts, are smaller, have different hair, wouldn't act like that, etc. But the muscular arms are the biggest thing I can't believe.

>>6322986
maybe you shouldn't filter edie

>>6322986
whut

>>6322947

>>6322954
people here are fucked up. >_> this is what happens when you don't get love.

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Does the dollface mafia have a Theme song? I'm going to recommend

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HcVv9R1ZR84

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>>6322967
i thought so!
>>6322986
i did link the thread desu ;_;
>>6323006
i've actually been listening to this song nonstop all day loll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH-5aUFoF9g

>>6322996
It's what happens when you're a balding Polish manlet.

>>6322989
Well, I guess I can smooth talk my way out of most police checks. Did that a number of times when driving drunk in my wild days... The policewoman at the French border control was fun, though. Asked my new name, what surgeries I got (she thought I had some for my voice which was kind of flattering...), I think she would have kept chatting for a long while since there was noone left behind me, but my mother came back to check if there was something wrong...

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>>6322991
yeah my arms are twig level ;~;

Experiment 93007:

Sambuca+Lucozade.

Mix 5 parts L to 1 part S

Results: Poor.

I'm still drinking it though.

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>>6323012
Let me crush dat candy cane doh

>>6323024
you are still drinking?
dont overdo desu

>>6323035
Yup.

I pace myself well.
My Adoptive mother ran Drink AwareIreland for the longest time... She's a bitch but she did a good job of it.

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>>6323032

be my ALPHAbet Boy <3

i want a doggone gf and i want one now

Feels really weird to dilate in my childhood bedroom. More so than with my mother in the same room, actually.

anybody got kik?

I'm literally so horny
I might to a gay bar and hope to get hit on by a guy

>>6323047
So get on okc and get one?

>>6323052
eismcsquare

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>TFW one beer gets you buzzed
Yay

>>6323063
HAH!


WEEEEAAK!

(or HRT)

>>6323055
it's not that easy i dont think

Also, been connecting a bit with my new bits. May sound weird, but I didn't have more than a casual look so far, just for dilating and taking a few pictures.
Actually, it looks like the real deal and well, just right. Also, self lubrication of SRS vags isn't a myth. Couldn't tell with dilating, with everything drenched in lube, but just touching around a bit and well... Wet, wet, wet...

>>6323070
It should be. Are you following rules one and two?
Be attractive. Don't be unattractive.

I want to be a HS teacher!
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464525643887.webm

>>6323073
dangit im not following either rule

>>6323024
>Not toasting with sass
>>6322956
Are you even like irish?

>>6323071
that sounds awesome!
it' a pretty funny idea doing that in your childhood room, mine was turned into a study when I left so I won't be having that experience.

It turns out I won't be getting Estradiol until the end of the month.
Lame.

>>6323079
>Are you even like irish?
GIVE ME GUINNESS OR GIVE ME DEATH!

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Hey, are there any good voice altering programs for training purposes? None of the programs I've found seem safe enough for dl...

I need help.

>>6323082
Just be grateful that you don't have to pay for it yourself like the self-medders

>>6323082
Some are of the opinion you need a month on AAs b4 E

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>>6323085
>None of the programs I've found seem safe enough for dl...

what did she mean by this?

>>6323087
>implying free healthcare actually exists

its just a little cheaper, I still pay this shit myself

>>6323077
Maybe work on the second one first, it's easier.

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>>6323089
>>6323082

they are idiots
theres _NO_ benefit to doing that.

>>6323080
It's my parents' old bed, though, not mine. I think I'll actually take my old bed if I sell my house (too big to live alone in, anyway) and move to a small flat in a big city. Lovely antique with a fully carved cozy corner full of drawers and compartments...

>>6323087
I have to pay for a chunk of it myself, but I'm more lucky that my current insurance covers it. I did pay for my Spiro out of pocket, thanks.

>>6323089
My doctor was actually planning on starting both at the same time, but I don't think I could go much longer without some sort of T blocker.

>>6323095
This. That's a leftover from punitive gate keeping and it's both unhealthy and unnecessarily humiliating.

>>6323095
I know you said that my doctor is unusually good, and I could switch so that I don't have to wait months between appointments, but I think it's worth it.

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>>6323104
I just tagged you so youd read my post. I still think your doc is pretty good

>>6323032
>>6323041

Faye and Edie sitting in a tree
K-
I-
S-
S--
-I-
N-
GEEE

:)

OK. Cat nesting between my legs while I'm dilating. Now that's awkward...

>>6323090
I'm afraid they are viruses...

>>6323101
Docs know better than DIYers. :)

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>>6323112
and I thought I was internet-inept.

>>6323115
no, theyre equally clueless.

>>6323115
Not always. The GP I got my script from didn't know a thing about HRT or trans care so she just wrote what I told her to...

>>6323115
You don't believe that, do you?

>>6323121
Pretty sure there was a large chunk of snark in there. ;)

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>>6323041
I'll be your alpha bet man

>>6323119
That's not nice...

>>6323115
some docs, not all. The one I have has done hundreds of trans patients at this point.

>>6323106
I figured, I just forgot to tag you

>>6323129
>>6323121
>>6323120
>>6323119

Don't bully me for believing in doctors ;-;

>>6323134
believe in the experience and the knowledge, not the degree

>>6323134
you are still new to this. We only want your best desu

>>6323134
>believes
everything is a lie, EVERYTHING

>>6323142
What? even the cake? But I just baked that!

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>>6323128
I am not known for being nice anon...

>>6323134
>Don't bully me for believing in doctors ;-;

*bullies gently*

seriously though, doctors are stupid idiots with very few exceptions. did you read my post srs care story when I posted it?

/repgen/ here, I have a question.

Let's that I have gender dysphoria, and I am able to "live with it", but each day it's getting harder and harder, does this mean that one day I will break from the pressure and just land up transitioning anyway?

I'm still young now and if I'm doomed to transition anyway, then I'd rather start now instead of as a 60 year old.

>>6323140
You shouldn't. The experienced doctor where I am held onto premarin as a standard and refused to switch anyone to cypro when asked because it's the same drug used on sex offenders.

Experience doesn't mean anything for trans doctors.

>>6323140
That's why I believe in Edie
>>6323141
I know ;_;
>>6323142
Even LOVE?

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>>6323153
probably, repression is easier with a lot of T in your body, but it will inevitably start to go down in your 20s and repressing will become harder and harder over the years.
Doesnt mean you will break, just means you have no idea whats coming for you

So I'm in Chicago and bored af. Anyone wanna hangout?

>>6323155
>>6323154
I said experience _AND_ knowledge.

>>6323153
if its getting harder day by day then yes, chances are it will get bad enough at some point

>>6323161
She literally wrote the standards of care that match up with DIY standards. She ignored her own knowledge.

Never trust your doctor.

>>6323148
Yes I did ! ;_;

They are stupid idiots

>>6323153
yes. that's how it works.

>>6323155
specially love

>>6323153
If you already feel dysphoria and are aware of what it is, you're already much further than the average late transitioner... So I doubt you'll wait until you're 60. I know one transwoman who endured until all of her family was gone and started her transition at 79, it wasn't pleasant or easy for her.
Living with it can be done, but it's bound to make your life harder than it should be. Transition and enjoy your best years as a girl, it's much healthier than postponing.

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>>6323155
>Even LOVE?
These chemicals in my brain are very real (and I want more), otherwise they wouldn't be able to push away my depression. Love is real for sure.

>>6323177
Love is very real indeed. I would have died long ago if it was only smoke and mirrors.

>>6323177
so long as it's a new feeling, once you get used to it regular depression just comes back like always. it's not treated by contextual cues or all wealthy people would be extremely happy.

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>>6323153
You have brought shame upon us all.

>>6323153
It's not about breaking, some people might, it's about making a choice to be not unhappy

fuck, I dont think I can do this HRT isn't working. ;_;

>>6323188
this
if you feel like shit repressing then you're chosing to be unhappy so you don't become unhappy transitioning, it's idiotic.

i have a big vein in my left boob does this mean im pregnant

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>>6323184
Yeah crushing sort of love is dank as fucc i guess

Who here /boy boobs/?

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>>6323188
>>6323153
Just keep in mind. If you don't pass and are unattractive you will be mocked behind your back by the passers and genetic lottery winners. And everyday will be humiliation and torture if you don't pass

Do you want to live as a loser or die as a winner?

You will be begging to go back that comfy repression

On height alone. If you don't fit within in this. Simply give up.

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>>6323200
rip

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>>6323208
average height is 5'7 though, dont use measurements of literal 3rd world shitholes like the US

>go out for lunch
>Get a side order of dysphoria

Why aren't cis girls miserable all the time, just so I can feel better about my predicament!

>>6323177
>>6323183
How do you know which one's love?

>>6323208
>or die as a winner?
if you're feeling like shit for something you could deal with but you choose not to I don't really see how you could be a winner...

>>6323208
Uh, yeah, right. You know, most cis women want to be around 5'8"...

>>6323218
I don't get what the options are

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>>6323218
All of it, it's up to you to choose what's worth pursuing.

>>6323220
Not dying a freak is a victory against the lgbt community

im taking a shower what music should I listen to

no pleb shit

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>>6323246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqG_7JRHGAA

>>6323236
against who?

>>6323153
It'll break you eventually.

>>6323159
I feel like T is part of the reason why there isn't a repression-gen for transguys. You can't hide your feelings on estrogen as easily as you can on testosterone.

>>6323168
wtf? that's pretty dumb.
I'll trust anyone that either agrees with me or can convince me that I'm wrong. The doc I have is open to trying anything that I suggest as long as it seems reasonable; I'd be able to switch to cypro if spiro isn't working out for me, won't do any gatekeeping (I started spiro before my labs came in) etc.

>>6323208
>average height is 5'4"
Where'd you get these statistics? Indonesia?
The actual average is 5'6"-5'7" depending on where you look.
"Tall girls" are 5'11"-6'2", and you're more likely to be trans than cis when you're taller than that. Elanna was debunking this like two weeks ago.

>>6323216
>3rd world shitholes like the US
waaaait...

>>6323246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g34YB2h4ow

>>6323236
I would have thought alpha males didn't give a shit about communities. I guess repression gen aren't exactly alpha in their masculinity. Makes you redundant with /r9k/, don't you think?

>>6323015
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH-5aUFoF9g

>>6323015
I never had the gift of gab. I also started my travels pre hormones. Often I got recognized by the customs agents as I entered. I was a frequent flier... My early encounters with cops were also bad. The father of one of the kids who harassed me was a cop, and he also harassed me. Then there was the tales from the older trannys in NYC. Most had been around for when it was illegal to crossdress in public.

>>6323050
Oh wow, I could totally see that. Oh well, my childhood home isn't in the family anymore so I'd never know if I did.

>>6323071
They have really improved the surgeries. I was willing to put up with much lower quality back in '85.

>>6323082
They do that so they can see if the AA is causing issues. It's hard to tell which drug is causing issues if you change a few all at once.

>>6323206
Mine has the hardware inside, so proper titties.

>>6323218
It grabs you in an unbreakable grasp and shakes your world up, all the while you feel euphoric and can't get enough.

>>6323249
nazis were plebs

>>6323223
I don't either, that's the problem
>>6323229
No, I mean... how do you figure out which feeling(s?) are love

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>>6323208
But I'm 5'11 and have been hit on by guys twice today, and I have a qt gf

No one cares about non cute guys, and it's so much work to be cute, and then no one cares about you after 30 unless they have a fetish.

Women can get fucked into their 50s by just not being a hambeast and everything is literally easy mode

At worst no one cares about you, because you were gross as both versions.

>>6323254
>>6323236
real manly alpha men live their lives according to what gays and trans people think and spend days around them and thinking about them to be very manly, cis and heterosexual. everyone does this.

>>6323257
>They do that so they can see if the AA is causing issues. It's hard to tell which drug is causing issues if you change a few all at once.
no, this was a choice I made. I could have started both at once when my labs came back, but I wanted to get T out of my system.

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>>6323258
thats not nazi music. its just NDH/Industrial making fun of german stereotypes.

>>6323252
no. the reason is girls dont go on cambodian flute carving boards. its a lot easier to just cope by being a tomboy as well since thats accepted in society

>>6323259
>what feelings are love
what? who cares? you don't have to fill a form.
things that make you feel good are good, if you feel bad they are bad. as you get more experience you're vision will become more nuanced, but labels never matter.

>>6323252
avg US height is 5.5 for cis fem
most girls I see are petite and just a few inches over 5'

>>6323250
You

I can see past all the hugboxy lies. Behind your false friendly "support" is a hon screaming "JOIN US BE A FREAK TOO. MISERY LOVES COMPANY"

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>>6323208

>the passers

i wanna start a band called the passers. who's with me?!

>>6323257
Funny thing is, all humans have the proper hardware for fully functional boobs. And with the proper course of massages and medicine (including herbal) biological males can rather easily lactate, T has no influence over that. I think male breastfeeding was documented as ordinary in some remote parts of the world.

I wish I wasn't a joke of a hon

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>>6323259
>how do you figure out which feeling(s?) are love
It's pretty subjective I guess but it's one of those things you know when it happens. I mean, it might take a while to find the label for it when it happens because it kinda scrambles your head. Not that the label is that important.

My brain at least is all messed up atm by the crush
>tfw shes asleep

>>6323281
Only if I get to be the lead singer. ;)

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>>6323281
but I have no talent

>>6323280
I like that you mold your life around what a tranny thinks, you're clearly a well adjusted cis man.

>>6323291
<3

(platonically)

>>6323261
>have been hit on by guys twice today
lewd

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Reading all this talk about repression, I think it's safe to say that my repression was never gonna work out.

I'll resume my spiro tomorrow and then eventually order depo Vera. Fuck this shit I don't want to be a man.

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so what's up today ladies and femboys?

I may be a slut but deep down I just wanna be a mommy

>>6323302
very good girl!~

>>6323306
just accept your true identity already my boy, if srs and ffs is the only thing stopping you from identifying as a girl that probably means...

>>6323302
i hope you pass

>>6323306
why are you such a middle class white girl?!

>>6323134
doctors are liars. i was promised a prescription in february and that i'd get something sorted out. in April I almost ran out of my mones. my doctor contacted my future clinic about advice on prescribing. my clinic fed him a load of gatekeeping bullshit, so he said he would not even sort me out a bridging script. i'm seeing an endocrinologist soon over intersex stuff but also as expert advice to get a script. hopefully one way or another it'll mean a script, otherwise its continued self med.

doctors are stupid, they cover their own arses and leave patients out to suffer, and they lie. the good ones are rare as fuck

>>6323310
I-I can't call myself a girl
Not right now

>>6323266
>since thats accepted in society
meh. Patriarchy.

>>6323273
>average is 5'5"
>most girls you see are ~5'
again, this means that you're seeing a very small section of the population.

>>6323311
not wasting time in repressing things lets you focus on doing more with your life. just not transitioning isn't a merit of any way.
you don't have to transition, but do something with your time besides thinking about transitions.

>>6323304
Trying to climb out of the hole, really... Being back with a constant flow of nicotine in my system helps. Actually, I think it's the only drug that ever really helped. Opiates just made me numb. Tobacco makes things clearer.

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>>6323281
>MFW I get rejected from passers for not passing tho I'm best bassgirl.

What type music,E?

>>6323304
sad morning, as always
did get 13 hours sleep though

why do I even bother posting
everyone just ignores me

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>>6323310
Thank you
>>6323311
Thank you, same to you

>>6323329
i read most posts
i just rarely have anything interesting to say back

>>6322953
hiiii~
>>6323312
i don't think many middle class white girl's used to be twinks

>>6323317
well I hope you aren't waiting for srs dear boy or that's going to be a mighty long trek of dysphoria and sadness

how long have you been on hrt?

>>6323329
that's objectively not true.
how is the diet going? you should aim for something that doesn't make you lose weight as fast as you'd like but doesn't leave you carving for more.

>>6323329
i don't ignore you~

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>>6323281
I don't pass but I can play guitar for you guys.

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>>6323329
if you post repetetive oneliners with no pictures attached youre not getting a lot of (you)s, sadly thats how this general works :<

>>6323329
:)

It's weird how much pokemon there has been a mtfg lately. You'd think i would be diggin it because my name is oddish but i don't even like pokemon all that much.

>>6323329
Because you're not a hon, you're just fat and that's what's undermining you. It's awkward to constantly remind you of it, though. At least you're trying to work on it, that's a good start.

>>6323333
>i don't think many middle class white girl's used to be twinks
no, but they act as sluts and insist they just want to be soccer moms.

>>6323302
glad to help ^^ maybe someone else can be happy.

>>6323319
I live in LA, went to uni and work

>>6323334
16 months
I'm having a dilemma about all this

>>6323346
working on it by eating more

>>6323345
pokemon is pretty boring if you don't keep buying the new consoles and stuff.
i don't have the money for a 3ds

>>6323322
iktf

>>6323327
aw i'm sorry anon :(

glad you got 13 hours though, i ended up sleeping in work's basement tonight and got woke up to manager 5 hours later saying he needed help ;_;

>>6323345
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

>>6323353
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>>6323356
I sold my 3ds, but it was pretty much the best console I've ever had. I am very about it.
Pokemon is fun, but it isn't challenging enough.
I'm playing through silent hill 2 rn and its such a perfect game unf

>>6323330
no problem! ^^ it always makes me happy to see girls coming back to the right choice <3

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>>6323281
I'm no passer (at least not yet) but I can do your album covers.

>>6323353
well if it's about cuteness you would be cute as a femboy but cuter as a girl

as far as the rest, that just seems like internalized transphobia to me, it will go with extended time, but progress is hampered if you assign a boy identity to yourself :c

>>6323368
post cute drawings!

>>6323353
red u r qt girl. dysphoria happens to all of us.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylBZmqY0Oag

>>6323287
>I think male breastfeeding was documented as ordinary in some remote parts of the world.
I hadn't heard that, but then I never looked. I know that sucking on them for 10 to 15 each 3 to 4 times a day for a couple weeks is all that is needed to start it.

>>6323322
>Opiates just made me numb.
At the right dose, they chased the PTSD away and I thought clearer. Problem was that dose kept getting higher and higher. Then one day I realized I was routinely going over LD50 for heroin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5immnk1qIe8

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>>6323347
>not wanting to be Slutty soccer mom
>Not wanting to live the dream
>MFW

>>6323358
it's a weird feeling
i don't cry so instead i sleep when i'm sad, but when i do that i usually forget the events leading up to my sleep
i remember some posts on here upsetting me, but i can't remember which
so now i'm sitting here sad, but i don't fully know why (i don't really want to find out though)

also that's odd
did you mean to sleep in the work basement? like had you finished work?

>>6323358
Always fun to see the tobacconist's reaction when the classy lady asks for a full pack of dip tins... I guess I look more the type that'd smoke Vogue cigarettes.

>put on dress
>get erection
where do i turn in my trutrans card?

>>6323375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvxOANrYI2c

>>6323379
I'm rolling now for monetary reassons and I can't help but roll slims, it's probably the classiest thing I do.

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I fell asleep with hair dye on


Im scared that i'll lose my hair

>>6323316
:(

That sounds like a really bad experience. :(

Maybe I've just had good luck with doctors.

>>6323385
goodness gracious you are obsessed :p

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>>6323372
are sheep cute?

>>6323379
>dipping

Only while working in class1div1 explosive areas ma'am

>>6323389
North African style dip, aka makla, is the cheapest form of tobacco you can get in France these days. It's also strong enough to make even smokers sick.

>>6323370
>>6323373
Thank you. I'm reconsidering this position over and over
Maybe I can say I'm a woman..

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>tfw no funky bf

>>6323385
I want this life
I own a station wAgon because it's a mommy car

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>>6323393
i need to take out of my system

>>6323395
Christian life 4 ever! + <3 JC

>tfw desperately need new clothes
EDIE COME TO NEW YORK SO I CAN HAVE A SHOPPING BUDDY ;___;

>>6323378
well it's mtfg posts so it probably doesn't really matter

and yeah, i was done at like 2:30 am and i woke up at 8 am yesterday so i just kinda collapsed on the couch lol

>>6323396
Well, being a forester, I used to spend a lot of time in areas where smoking was strictly prohibited. My first job also included one of the most UXO dense areas in the world, the Verdun red zone. So I had a bomb disposal expert, ex-Legion, under my orders. Pretty much necessary when the least bit of work unearthed unstable chemical weapons.

>>6323419
uh wut

>>6323382
You should masterbait and kiss the mirror tho

>>6323424
Ahhh, this explains it.. I smoked until I came here....
Cant smoke while covered in crude :-/
80% of the oil labor force here chews.
I think foresters at sexy btw

is flannel here
I have a request

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>>6323372
i-is this cute?

>>6323403
that would be good to hear :3 I mean it's becoming more and more socially accepted so

>>6323379
kek
sounds like when I go in a new bar as my scrawny femboy looking self and they ask for id and note I turned 21 recently and apologize and say I look 16, and then I ask for Johnnie Walker with a single ice cube and they laugh and say "you're too young to be drinking that" and I chortle

>>6323433
it's 7-8am in australia
she probably isn't

can i take a message?

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>>6323422

when and where bb

>>6323433
Hi

>>6323435
I'm always here bb

>>6323434
>i-is this cute?
no, draw more

>>6323395
no, draw more

>>6323345
CONTRARIAN.
Seriously you cant even deny it any more after posting something like this.

>>6323438
seems legit

fat tranny problems: being too lazy and embarrassed to buy bras, so just buying bra extenders instead

could flannel please make a vocaroo where she says "I love you Alex, you are the world to me"?

>>6323446
how are you okay presenting female in front of dozens of strangers at work every single day but buying a bra is too much?

>>6323446
My uncle told me that the best thing about fat girls is that no matter where you squeeze em, it all feels like titties.

>>6323439
ok, the hair is the worst isn't it ><

I will try to do my best once I am less high, promise!

>>6323443
Nah I'm not tho

>>6323457
no excuses, work on your art now.

>>6323422
Just made me realize... The Thailand trip drained my bank accounts. And the summer sales start on the 22nd, and I won't get any decent amount of money before the 26th. Fuck, going to miss out on the best bargains...

>>6323445
I'm on my phone and don't remember my named trip

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>>6323372
Thumbnail sized dragon head?

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This dress is making me feel so clocky and fat jfc

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hi

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https://features.wearemel.com/how-to-be-a-guy-59ba87285c9a#.fn7yofm8r

This might have been easier to do them transitioning desu, if only someone had taught me how to be a man before I threw it all away ;_;

>>6323436
IM JELLY DONUTS RN

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Nothing like a Miss America commercial coming on TV while you're running on your treadmill so you're then hit with a MASSIVE wave of dysphoria and start tearing up a little and almost trip.
Right?

>>6323453
i'll ask when she comes on if you like
don't be surprised if i forget though

>>6323460
but to get better results I would have to actually do a sketch and take time and do the shading properly and get smoother lines

this requires less weed I think D: especially the straight lines bit

I am sorry senpai I felt super nauseous

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>>6323446

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>>6323464
pic related is every post you make desu

>>6323465
did your boyfriend beat you up?

>>6323464
Yeah, most bandeau and empire dresses don't work great with typical trans woman proportions... Works better on you than most, though...

>>6323464
You are right.

>>6323475
See >>6323480

>>6323479
Too bad shes still just a cis male fetishist in your eyes.

>>6323456
>tfw I wanna be the girl on the right

>>6323475
Definitely she should get those gross facial moles taken off though

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>>6323464
You the type of girl id take to dinner and have an argument with just to slap you.
Unless you dropped those shitty views of yours.
Nice lovehandles maddie.

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>>6323478
i can't say
i'm hurting all over

>>6323468
>John Wayne
reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObG_H2OtvRI

>>6323456
Please write that out in swedish.

>>6323492
lol

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>>6323455
its ok but honestly i'm between band sizes now its hard to find the right size since my boobs haven't got any bigger so an extender is the best way to stop getting red marks.

i like to have a shopping buddy and the only people who will go shopping with me are properly fat women who shame me about my body for being average sized, saying how lucky i am about being my size and shape and complain about being fat. or my mother, and she tries to get me to dress way more fem than i'm comfortable with.

>>6323456
you uncle probably has his own titties to feel, kinda like you to, you tubby sack of starchy shite

>>6323474

>>6323486
id be the girl on left, im not chub nor do i have tits tho

>>6323487
whaaaaaaat
she might as well replace her face with a polystyrene sphere then
i'm all for de-masculinising and stuff, but removing unique details? no pls

>>6323492
>tfw you will never have an abusive boyfriend
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET MARRIED AND SAY YOU FELL DOWN STAIRS A LOT

>>6323486
that's not a girl anon :^)

>>6323497
A HINGA DENGA DURGEN

>one shot at life
>born trans

>>6323456
min (far/mor)bror säg- fuck it
can't swedish enough desu

>>6323486
Chubby girls are the best if theyre cute, ever noticed how some fat girls have all smooth fat while some is cellulitis heaven and skin rashes and shit. If they ugly it doesnt work either.

>>6323497
Lol, well the way he told me, and this uses some slang. "Det bästa med tjocka tjejer e att oavsett vart man klämmer så känns det som tuttar."
>>6323501
>you uncle probably has his own titties to feel, kinda like you to, you tubby sack of starchy shite
My uncle is actually p alpha, he looks like the poster boy of a nazi propaganda poster. And fuck you bitch, what did I do to you.
>>6323510
Its Farbror(Uncle)

>>6323485
Yes, what I said was horribly and deliberately hurtful and offensive. No, I didn't think a word of it. Yes, I feel guilty and ashamed about the whole thing and I will for months. No, I won't keep apologizing for it for the years to come because that would just drag me back to the suicidal low that caused all of that in the first place. Capisce?

>>6323492
is your bf a good bf or a bad bf

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>>6323512
i'm sure, i know which poster in particular

>>6323521
>suicidal low
Every night after the sun sets for me :)

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>>6323525
So whats got you upset this day.

>>6323512
would you fuck sheen?

>>6323532
my cheesecake was substandard

>tfw you will never have a platonic relationship with cfh (like being her roommate or something) while she rants to you about stuff you don't understand
feels bad

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>>6323536
Well did venting on me make you feel better?

deleted because I dun wanna get banned by mods. No risks.

>>6323512
Agreed. Fat girls can be amazing, but if they don't look like teddy bears after gaining weight, it gets messy. Big round bellies are the best desu, they just look so soft and squishy :3

>cellulitis
I think you mean cellulite

>>6323507
totally is ;~;

>>6323503
y-you should totally try to get those...

>>6323540
>posting blonde anime girls
transition when

>>6323495
It's an interesting article, he's afraid just like we're afraid, but you never hear men say this

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>tfw you finish work but realize you have to be back there in 9 hours

>>6323537
Iktf
>>6323547
Nuh, it's gingers, anon

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Fine I dont need your (You)s! I hope you all see the Miss USA or whatever pageant commercial by surprise and it hurts you! Hurts you real bad!
Jerks.

http://www.missuniverse.com/missusa/members/contestants Choke on the dysphoria!

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>>6323545
totally isn't, knowing the artist
it's straight shota

>>6323551
Hi kittu :3
That's enough time to get a full night's sleep!

>cis guy
>experience dysphoria
what do i do?
i can't transition, because i would end up being some kind of unpassing dyke (aka just a man)

>>6323554
wut
but the boob line on her chest...

>>6323547
I like anime girls because theyre cute, not cause I wanna be one. Also since theyre drawn artists got the freedom to put them in any scenario or position with any expression. Which makes them prime macro images, its pretty much the default hieroglyphs of 4chan by now, you arent special snowflakes who are the only ones who like anime girls lol.
>>6323545
There's also a cutoff point where fat just becomes morbidly obese but everyones got their tolerance limit. And yeah what you said, some gals just dont got the body/looks to pull off looking good when fat, but those who do, oh boy.

>>6323557
take titty skittles until you go crazy, thats my plan

>>6323559
>cute
men dont find things cute

>>6323561
im a man and i find some girls cute

>>6323560
>until you go crazy
i screamed at a five year old yesterday and threw my laptop at a wall
i've hit crazy already

>>6323561
Of course we do, some girls look sexy and some look cute, and bitch I dont have to justify my gender any more than you do. Anime girls aint your monopoly, id say you're a minority in the anime community. I mean have you ever seen a weeb show in japan, theyre all males.

>>6323564
you clearly have too much testosterone in your system, you should take care of that first

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>tfw not short, homely, fat, and cute.

Just end it all, famalam.

>>6323558
I mean you can believe what you want but compare to everything else he draws
http://ero.lazorchef.com/personal-art/
(warning: porn)

>>6323568
Preach it.

>>6323564
too much t
also talk with a certified therapist that deals with anger issues

>>6323559
Yeah, I have a friend like that. Her weight puts her in obese territory and she has a gastric ring. But she's all curves in the right place. Add to that she's a natural fiery redhead with smooth, milky skin and she's a stunner, even though she's well in her forties.

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>>6323554
first grace and now you, I keep finding more and more people into /ss/ here. it's a bit worrying.

>>6323574
I've had an ex who had serious anger management issue. Funny thing is, she blamed it on high T because of her PCOS. Cis girl with T rage...

>>6323556
hiiiiiiiiiii !!

i know but its kinda like.. i wanted to do something today/tomorrow ;_;

how are you??

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>tfw progesterone rage

i literally almost just pseudo murdered someone lmao progesterone is too much

>>6323569
i'm fine most of the time though

i was stuck on a broken down train for two hours the other day, and then had to walk almost the same amount of time to get to uni, where i missed out on all of my classes and needed to catch up on an hour and a half of lectures in my own time
it didn't bother me in the slightest
i walked through the front door at the end of the day wearing a smile

it's usually when something is my fault that i get upset (but i get really, really upset)

>>6323579
I'd bet she just got anger issues. It's something pretty common, it can be chemical or it can be a result of your upbringing. People shouldn't invent excuses for their behavor when they know what they're doing, it's a big problem of how aware of medicine we are now and all non chemical treatment being put at the same level as aromatherapy and new age magic.

>>6323512
I <3 u

I should get this as a rib tattoo.

>tfw Cashier tells you she mistook you for a girl

This is not acceptable

Someone has got to have told the locals to hugbox me.

I DO NOT HAVE A GIRLMODE, AND I HAVE BEARDSHADOW I DO NOT INTO MAKE UP, I
DO
NOT
LOOK
LIKE
A
GIRL

There is something seriously wrong with this world.

>>6323587
pretty good. I'm about to go out to eat with my family... should be interesting at best.

>>6323568
I usually say that a western harem has at least 2 guys and 1 girl.

>>6323590
>it's usually when something is my fault that i get upset (but i get really, really upset)
sounds like something to deal with a therapist then...
it could be guilt related, or shame or a response to how you were brought up as a child.

>>6323588
progestone rage is more like tit-rage

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>>6323571
It's kinda suffering. I wouldn't even wanna be that fat just short and a bit stacked

>>6323559
>you arent special snowflakes who are the only ones who like anime girls lol
Sshh dont ruin this for me.

>>6323578
Well there certainly are worse tags than ss but I can't say that I'm a particular fan of it.

>>6323588
>sooon™

>>6323593
It's because you're a shortie I bet ;_;

>>6323600
>It's because you're a shortie I bet ;_;
I'M 5'9~

AND I'M FAIRLY SURE THAT'S WRONG.
I FEEL TALLER.

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>>6323601
maybe

>>6323596
but being a man is easier than a woman once you exit HS
>people respect you more
>you are given the right of iniciating anything
>you don't have to constantly prove yourself
>it's easier to be stronger
being a girl may be easy if you want to get dicked, and it still requieres you to wait for the other one to act if you don't want to lose future chances.

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>>6323604
i'm like a qt gt length taller than you, you're tiny dont act over your size

>>6323588
How longve you been on it

>>6323611
AAAAAAAAAAARGH! STOP IT!

I'M NOT SMALL!

AND I'M STOCKY AND FAT.
DO NOT MAKE ME POST IMAGES.

>>6323600
>Well there certainly are worse tags than ss but I can't say that I'm a particular fan of it.
>not wanting to be dommed by a tiny kid
>not enjoying the humiliation of having to respect someone who is barely a man
>not being abused by someone who literally has no empathy yet

>>6323610
Being a beta male is always hard, highschool or not!

>>6323588
Oh dear, what happened E?

>>6323578
I'm not into it for the shota aspect tho, sooo...

>>6323591
Pretty much, yeah, I took it with a smile and never commented on it. Same as whenever she shared the latest rant of her friend Cathy on fb... Well, I occasionally commented snarkily on those.

>>6323468
>The logistics of using a urinal when I lack the recommended plumbing are a hell of a lot less complicated than navigating the etiquette of men’s bathrooms, where the unwritten rules of manhood are at their most intricate and rigid, and the stakes at their highest.
I always felt like that, I get ultra anxious in public bathrooms.

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>>6323599
>>6323600

i want to fucking SCREAM at people
progesterone makes me slightly more emotional, and also super horny, but more than anything it makes me tense af
which makes me extremely prone to snapping at everyone. my friend said it reminds her of manic people lmao

>>6323613

a little over a week now

>>6323621
>being beta
Idktf

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>>6323610
Girls have the option of being a housewife, which I imagine is a pretty comfy life.
Respect doesn't matter if you don't need to work.

>>6323627
That's strange. Progesterone always felt like it has the opposite effect on me.

>>6323627
4 days here
I feel like me
But cockier & untouchable
Like a soft teenage boy

>>6323631
>Housewife
>Not work

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>>6323596

>>6323631
>Girls have the option of being a housewife, which I imagine is a pretty comfy life.
really? how many families you know that live with a single sallary?
also, respect is a big part of self-esteem. if you don't get any, and can't get it either, it's not a happy life at all.

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>>6323600
>It's kinda suffering.

It really is. I can look at those Ms. Universe photos all day, but seeing tiny chubby/fat girls is what really sets me off. It's a weird kind of dysphoria.

>>6323271
>>6323291
I know the label doesn't technically matter... it just bothers me that I can't work it out
>tfw your gf loves you but you're too dumb to figure out if you love her

>>6323640
Preferable to eroding my joints with repetition of moving heavy objects , braving storms, and being on my feet for 12hours a day

>>6323628
When are my pad-tucking classes, ffs?

>>6323598
i probably won't though
if i can't get myself treatment for trans stuff, i won't be able to get myself treatment for anger stuff

i can at least count on the second one treating iself once i end up in fluffy walls

>get a new phone case
>immediately put a bunch of cat stickers on it

>>6323436
IDK!!!!!!! sometime soon?!?!?!?!!?

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>>6323645
>Falling for the black oppression meme
>21st century

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>>6323633

my hormonal system is akin to a pregnant cis woman for whatever reason, so all of the effects they get i tend to get as well.
which includes lucid nightmares and mood swings and being wet 24/7 and ultra horny feels.
which is just another of the long list of reasons as to why i think i'm intersex.

>>6323621

nothing, no one is doing anything wrong, i'm just a monster lmao!!

>>6323634

i'm happy for u that ur not psychotic like i am
thx genetics

>>6323652
In three weeks time.
My cat has to come along too

>>6323645
WE WUZ

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>>6323655
oops forgot my picture

>>6323650
House chores are a lot more physical and tiresome than the comfy desk jobs most people have these days, though.

>>6323658
lucid nightmares? is that a thing?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>6323627
I mean, it is a pms hormone.