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>No bullying
>No hugboxing
>No tumblr shit
>No *actions*
>No drama
Previous >>6320967
Let's do our best, girls!
Who else here /uglyaf/?
>>6321748
I was having a lot of sex of emotionally repressive reasons. Doing dumb and more dangerous nonsense. I had several STD scares in a row and they just barely slowed me down. I kind of slammed full force into my new boyfriend in that sense. I have a lot of conflicting feelings about the fact that i'm receiving therapy for something i can't even indulge in anymore.
But, I mean. Yeah, I guess.
At least he's a fucking hunky beefcake, so i guess it's not like i'm having to settle.
>>6321792
I think probably more accurate.
Sex made me feel better for awhile, and the more i had it, the less and for shorter time it relieved my feelings, but i obviously never stopped having shit to deal with, and i just kept fucking my fear and panic away before it set on me.
moooornig mtfg
>>6321850
reporting in
>>6321830
>i don't discriminate and say girls or boys are better desu!
Ha there's just one thing they're better at for me and it's winning my heart! I like boys too but in other ways ^^
>>6321837
That sounds like a real bad idea if you want to stick to your diet tho
>>6321850
Ssh youre way prettier than me. If you're ugly then what am I?
>>6321838
>Poke'mon 2000
Love that power of one song
Why do I keep falling for the straight trips REEEEEEE
>>6321855
goofmorning bbygirl!
how do you feel?
>>6321845
>>6321836
stop being mean to me ;-;
>>6321850
reporting
>>6321857
idk how i feel about each gender tbqfh. i just like what i like idk
>>6321851
That's what I thought as well, it's more of a psychological thing.
Glad you found a boyfriend though, I am all for monogamy.
>>6321850
Piss off jenna
>>6321851
That neck beard tho
>>6321862
sleepy
not as sleepy as yesterday though...
the spiro feels kinda good too, idk how to explain it
tfw u feel
>>6321872
tfw my feminine penis
>>6321871
I know the feeling, its great :)
enjoy it!
>>6321865
I'm not
It's a jealous compliment ;_;
i want hug a giant 6 foot penis
Which trips do you expect to get together next?
>>6321866
Thanks~ I'm still feeling really scared and shakey about it all but i guess i'm settling in.
Feel more capable to control myself.
>>6321870
lol, that's not him.
He's actually a friend I (successfully) tried to match make with another friend of mine. They ended up being really cute and gay together on my bed, it was really gratifying.
>>6321876
why does anime draw boobs weird
>>6321878
me too i wanna ram all these trannies and tell them whos boss
>>6321850
Basic! I've missed U! How have you been?
Also, ugly AF in the house.
>>6321865
You were a boy once you know insults is the language of intimacy
>>6321879
whats the list of trip couples now?
>>6321865
>idk how i feel about each gender tbqfh. i just like what i like idk
That's how it goes I guess, I don't want to rule anyone out based on gender alone 'n stuff either. I know who 'straight' guys who fell for each other and despite having been together for a few years now they still won't admit they're gay :D It's cute as heck
>>6321877
o-oh, u-um thank then
>>6321886
a-are you hitting on me?
>>6321879
As in e-dating on mtfg and skype or meeting up and having something real between them?
Hiiiiiiiiiii
>>6321888
>I know who 'straight' guys
I meant "I know TWO 'straight' guys" obviously
>>6321889
No I am not
>>6321882
Anime doesn't draw boobs weird, life makes boobs weird.
>>6321876
>tfw you wondered this morning whether having T back in your system would be a nice familiarity
>tfw you realized everything was nicer on spiro
I can't exactly help it. It's just too enjoyable to hate.
>>6321894
Maybe you're defective? Idk.
>>6321893
Hey :3
>>6321850
You called?
>>6321890
Either really
Morning girls! What you up to today?
>>6321898
>bullet dodging tits
>>6321904
>girls
:)
>>6321904
Fuck off autismo
>>6321898
Defective AF!
>1 year
>Look less honish
When do tits stop looking like traffic cones? Asking for a friend
>>6321898
Having no T is one of the best feelings :3
>tfw panties keep getting wet because of lewd thoughts
p r o g e s t e r o n e
>>6321912
Your eyes/brows improved 1000000%
my sister came back for the weekend and is making barbecue using a recipe book that has a guy on it who looks like Lemmy's flamboyant gay brother. i like it when she comes back, we talk a lot. like its one thing for her to call me her sister, but i actually feel it, ya know?
>>6321912
You pass too well to be called a hon in either pic tbqh
>>6321908
youre right,
muscovy is actually based on the kievan rus. the upper class just relocated to moscow.
the Ukraine is actually more russian than anything else by claim.
>>6321921
She looks kinda bad in first pic though...
>>6321920
Hi basic should I kill myself for being a creep? I'll never be happy anyway
>>6321920
>Nah
Alright.
Who /nah/ here?
>>6321925
Best feeling is when you have E too and your breasts start growing.
>>6321926
At the very least she passes as an ugly girl in the first one, and that's enough to make me jealous.
Hey everyone. Fun update.
I am no longer incapable of getting sunburned from casual sun exposure. Ouch.
I have also Inherited enough mismatched clothing that I can fail to create dozens of attractive outfits. This is why Maddie's the smart one. Dresses (almost) always match themselves...
>>6321927
can you try not being a creepy first
>>6321934
>Best feeling is when you have E too and your breasts start growing.
ok, it's the best feeling I've feeled so far
>>6321925
>>6321934
God dammit you guys are going to make me start spiro again
>>6321939
you actually quit?
I thought that was a meme
>>6321946
>Breasts are so awkward... why does having them have to make me so happy/proud/validated?
I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS FEEL EITHER!!!
but I feel it so hard.
I forgot pride is today so I'm going to get dressed up and act like a fag tonight and dance and get really drunk and I need to go out today and buy a super slutty dress for the occasion
>>6321936
XD clothes are fun
>>6321939
Don't quit AAs, Hannah. You won't get more beautiful doing that.
>>6321927
what makes you a creep?
>>6321953
I like a straight trip
>>6321915
Why would you want this? That's sounds like you go through multiple pairs of underwear a day
>>6321915
>iktf
n o g e s t e r o n e
>>6321946
>why does having them have to make me so happy/proud/validated?
because we finally get what we were supposed to have from the beginning.
>>6321946
it's a mess
>>6321956
i don't want it!! i'm leaking like a faucet on literally everything i own ;__;
J'ARRIVE!
>>6321958
So wait Elanna won't do anyone
>>6321958
Yes that's me. I don't know how to not be creepy
>>6321954
creepy would come in how you handle that
>>6321906
:^)
>>6321907
no thank
>>6321925
It is the truth and no number of bitter virgin anons can take it from us
>>6321936
Ouch. I need to go out today and its gonna be super warm and sunny, gonna have to cover up with so much sunblock and hide in the shade whenever possible. I burn way too easy..
>>6321934
A good feel. Want to know that feel again.
>>6321956
Supposed to make your boobs grow? My brief time on it just made me really crazy. Apparently the angriest I've ever been according to my friends and gf
>>6321963
*everyone
>>6321961
WHY DOES PROG NOT HAVE THAT EFFECT ON ME
;~~;
>>6321958
>I meant nah, as in you're prettier
I'm not that daft, I know what you meant but it's untrue. No self-defeating behavior allowed.
>>6321915
Mine will likely arrive next week, feelin' hype
>>6321966
Step one; stop posting on these threads about how you're crushing on her
Step two; go masturbate
Step three; give it a few days and it'll go away
>endo won't give me prog
:(
>>6321851
>>>6321748
Yep.
>>6321851
>>>6321792
>I think probably more accurate.
>Sex made me feel better for awhile, and the more i had it, the less and for shorter time it relieved my feelings, but i obviously never stopped having shit to deal with, and i just kept fucking my fear and panic away before it set on me.
O do I know that so well. Anything for another sexual high. There was a few periods where I was highly addicted to sex when I was young. Sex with anybody willing, dance and fuck the night away. Go to the swingers clubhouse and fuck anybody willing. In that period I often used the sex for companionship and to stave off loneliness. I likely did things I never should have because of it.
>Compulsion over addiction
Genetically we are compelled to have sex. That genetic coding provides all the ingredients that makes it desirable to us to do it. We are also compelled for companionship too. We are social creatures. I think we can also get addicted to the highs our genetic coding provides us when we have sex.
>tfw make an honest attempt at girlmode because it's sunny out
>tfw it's fucking ghastly
Nope no fulltime for me
>>6321866
>monogamy
Ew
My doctor said he won't do progesterone until I've already been on HRT for a year. Is it worth it, and will it have permanent impacts on breast growth? I've heard stuff about girls having a "period bra" that's about a cup size bigger for when their progesterone is at its peak.
>>6321942
>It's only going to get better :)
you're getting me all excited now ;~;
>>6321939
... it's not my fault you quit taking it...
>>6321946
>Breasts are so awkward
boobs are basically just sacks of fat, but they would make me feel so good about myself...
>>6321966
Get help for your self esteem. Think about what you say before you say it.
>>6321977
cuid é in a bfuill tae?
Ben and Jerrys that's been opened and freezered for 3 months is fine to eat right?
the private number that's been ringing me like crazy the last few days while i've been at work has been my doctors telling me to come in to discuss my latest blood test results because my estrogen levels are still too high at 2mg a day. i had my bloods done 12 hours after my previous split dose and its still too high. honestly this is frustrating now.
>>6321970
idk but it's lowkey awful ;__; i've already got off once today and i'm still insanely horny. IT'S AWFUL ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS SEX
>>6321971
>>6321973
as long as ur a year on mones and estrogen dominant it's a bretty gud idea to be on it desu
>>6321983
( Is é gaélige Dún na Ngall)
>tfw the reported comfiness of diapers and not having to get up to pee are starting to sound appealing
No no no no no no no no no no no no
>>6321966
I'm crushing hard on a straight trip aswell but your creepiness makes me look ok.
My advice is talk to her, but that's what I did and it made it worse.
>>6321988
Two words.
Diaper rash.
>>6321981
Not having blue bell ice cream
>>6321988
wtf
>tfw day 2 of no poisonous T
good morning everyone! how are you all today?
>>6321976
>My doctor said he won't do progesterone until I've already been on HRT for a year.
good doctor. listen to him
>Is it worth it, and will it have permanent impacts on breast growth?
yes, but probably no permanent effects. at least on me. I wouldnt ever discontinue them
>that's about a cup size bigger
I am pretty sure its way less than a cupsize on average, but the concept is accurate
>>6321986
Idk, I havent been biologically horny since I stopped having T, I literally dont know the feeling ._.
>>6321966
just dont come here for a while. if exposure is low enough feelings will reduce themselves over time.
>>6321996
Go maith. Is tae féin?
>>6321996
Congrats platy! Aside from RSI fucking with my left index finger I'm having a great day.
>>6321986
>as long as ur a year on mones and estrogen dominant it's a bretty gud idea to be on it desu
12 months on E
6 months on AA
Dunno my levels but cypro has been pretty damn effective judging by things or lack thereof.
>>6321975
>>monogamy
>Ew
This is what I thought, until I got into a monogamous relationship which was infinitely better than being a poly slut.
>>6321992
>Diaper rash
deconstructing the biggest problem with this board's the most disgusting fetish in a mere 10 characters.
classy :3
>>6321999
he seemed like a good doctor when he said he went around a convention debunking myths about cypro killing your liver. It may be worth driving all the way to philly from pittsburgh just to keep him as my main transition doctor
We'll find out how prog affects my boobies eventually. It really only makes them fuller instead of bigger, right?
For anyone that wants to complain about me speaking Irish dialects, I want you to be completely aware that I could start using Lojban, but even I'm not that much of a sadist.
>>6322000
wut
>>6322002
Good to hear, other than the finger
It's pretty great, and I can't wait until I get up to the full dosage :)
>touch GT
HELP ME LMAO
>>6322015
They're like the world's softest morale boosters.
>>6322011
>It really only makes them fuller instead of bigger, right?
yes.
your doctor seems really good, definitely keep him. good doctors are SUPER rare in hrt related things
>>6322012
Was geht ab bby?
Lass mal ein bissel Deutschzeit reinhauen hier. viel besser als komische inselsprachenings
>>6322011
>classy :3
>>6322017
>wut
See:>>6322012
What happened to the 2016 reply
>>6322018
Post more girlcum
>tfw mentally wiped out and reading is slow.
>>6321905
Bullet bras...
>>6321939
>>6321955
Depo Provera shot, Once every 3 months. No pissing all day/dehydration. When you get dehydrated you can feel sick like you have the flu.
>>6321951
Next weekend for the local Pride stuff. i wish I had the energy to go and spend all day doing it.
>>6321968
>sunblock
I had an umbrella as well as sunblock last parade.
>>6321976
Early progesterone changes breast growth some. My endo is wanting to wait until past two years. That's closer to natural breast growth.
>>6321981
yes.
>>6321994
Blue Bunny is better...
>>6322017
Actually it's right index finger but apparently my brain is a loaf of bread and can't proofread. Full dosage will come soon~
>>6322018
>touch GT
There's your answer.
>>6322021
Is "kiss my ass" in Irish called "porg ma horn" or something like that? An Irish person once told me that
>>6322018
What the hell is this
>>6322032
Warum? is bestimmt nützlicher als inseldialekte :3
>>6322018
EDIE PLS
>>6322026
Ohh this sounds handy. Is it possible to buy this from an online pharmacy and do it yourself?
>>6322025
>>6322027
>>6322034
>>6322035
>>6322030
IDU WHAT'S HAPPENING ;-;
I'M NOT EVEN LIKE BEING LEWD, I JUST TOUCHED THE TIP CAUSE IT KEEPS FEELING WEIRD AND IT'S WET NONSTOP AND I'M RUINING ALL OF MY UNDERWEAR AND IDK WHAT TO DO. IT WON'T STOP L M A O
>>6322033
Not if you intend to use it as secret code in foreign countries. The only people who I've met who speak Irish are the Irish, and certain insane German language professors.
>>6322039
Sounds like you need to get fucked
>>6322026
How dare you speak such blasphemy about blue bell
>"time to wake up and help out, boyname"
aaand now my day is ruined
fuck you stepmom and fuck your dumb manlet fuckboy sons grad party
>>6322039
You should go to school.
Talked to the driver of the train again and we agreed to make my suicide look as much of an accident as possible
>>6322039
Time to get off.
Ohhh saw something that made me think of you a few days ago.
Morning mtfg!
>>6322041
>>6322045
;______________;
i'm gonna go cry now in my wet panties. kms
>>6322048
i already got off earlier ;__; i'm literally precipisatan
>>6322039
Quick post wet panties.
>>6322039
Hot
>>6322039
Simple solution is not be aroused
I'm looking at a gallery of cosplayers and I swear like half of them are trans girls because my eyes ruined by looking for male characteristics in faces and bodies instead of just enjoying the costumes.
But no, I check the sources and if they're all trans they've been stealth for a long ass time.
It gives me a little hope that some girls look that way.
Oh god, looking in the mirror this morning I tihnk I actually did get a little sunburnt yesterday, my face is red D:
Ugh fuck my skin
>>6322048
Morning
>>6322058
So you finally realized that cis girls don't look like anime, nice.
>>6322058
iktf
The till girl at my supermarket has some masculine features too. I am seeing trans people everywhere (but they are cis).
>>6322062
>Tfw no cis girls look like you
>>6322058
This is something that /mtfg forgets a lot of the time, most cis girls aren't pretty and a lot of them don't "pass" without putting on makeup and stuff
Wake up from a nap with my face burning and a big ass welt on my cheek as if a bug or something bit me
Motherfucker, this is ugly as hell
>>6322038
Depo Provera would be under birth control at online pharmacies. medroxyprogesterone is the drug. It's available as 3 month shots, and and daily pills. My last one, from local pharmacy, was an already filled syringe. On the shots there is IM and subq versions. That just changes where you inject it to.
This is the stuff, but in vial form.
https://www.inhousepharmacy.vu/p-134-depo-provera-injection-150mg.aspx
>>6322064
But ugly != pass
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooze is fun~
It's half five on a saturday and I'm drinking myself into a stupor because FUCK
LIFE
I
HAVE
PATIENCE
BUT
2
MONTHS
IS
2
LONG!
Time to liik up makeup tutorials so I'm not a shit at gurl.
>>6322062
>>6322064
Well no, I knew that. I knew there were below average girls with more male characteristics than they should have and I can probably transition into a 4/10 girl easily enough then work on presentation and make up to add points.
But it's just... it's reassuring, you know? LIke I -know- this on a logical level but I need reminders occasionally for myself psychologically.
>>6322073
what happened to the patient person from yesterday
>>6322069
Mosquito bite?
>>6322068
Well, I wouldn't say a lot. I'd say the ones who would be interested in nerdy loser shit like I am would be.
So it's kind of perfect.
>>6322079
Almost certainly lol
It's burning like a fuck but I'm just mad about how ugly it looks.
>>6322070
Thank you!!
Where would I inject this into? Would the "heroin" vein on my arm be fine?
>>6322078
booze
and I'm alone in the house and i'm lonely.
and I'm angry because no body told me they were leaving for the weekend and I'm better at fixing things when I'm drunk and I'm going to try and repair my desk fan.
This girl who's come into our shop for years came in just now and she's gone full time. I just want to grab her and shout "I'M ONE OF YOU"
>>6322073
Be careful :c
>tfw no bf
;______________;
WHO. VIRGIN. HERE.
>>6322094
She left :(
>>6322071
well duh. Did that even need to be said?
>>6322075
I saw a trans girl yesterday in mazzoni, and I realized that she passed easily on the street, but my familiarity with the troubles of wanting to pass made it easy to clock her
>broad shoulders
>a little bit taller
>still passed because she did her hair well and wore a dress that complimented her
>>6322097
still virgin here
>>6322097
YOU ASK THIS EVERY DAY DONT NEED TO RUB IT ON MY FACE
>>6322097
In spirit
>>6322097
Virgin in which way?
Using Penis?
Using Ass?
Using Vag?
>>6322064
sounds neato..im playing drums kind of. i really need new equipment but between saving and paying bills idk what i can do. yeah i have health insurance. my hrt is usually less than $10 a month.
>>6322073
put on a brake on the booze and ramp up on the weed desu
>>6322091
lol im so afraid going back to some places and having to interacting with people that know what i looked like before. trans girl are tough as nails desu.
>>6322102
Your fiancee still hasn't gotten into pegging you?
>>6322097
Still pure virgin gentleman
>>6322096
You are like me 2 months ago. Your mind slowly unravels when you realise you are actually trans and that you aren't on HRT. Just try hang in there
>>6322099
No but most here are ugly so
>>6322111
I'm too ugly ;(
>>6322115
Not an excuse, plenty of ugly girls have boyfriends
>>6322097
Tfw virgin cause creepy
tfw you wanna order food so you dont have to get ready for your day but the pizza guy will see you
what do???????
>>6322115
If I can get a cute one I think most people can :V
>>6322117
I'm too ugly tho ;____;
>>6322118
Tfw no virgin cause pity sex
>tfw
https://youtu.be/NH-5aUFoF9g
>>6322097
Do you have a gf yet SadDana?
I'm gonna try a smokey eye today xD. I've only tried this once and I looked like I had a black eye
>>6322099
thought i saw a trans woman yesterday at work because she was 6'2" and had kinda exaggerated masculine facial features, but also as soon as she saw me she bristled and i felt she didn't like me as soon as i opened my mouth and my teenage boy voice came out.
in the end she turned out quite charming and left me a huge tip considering that the bill was tiny. i gave her free coffees. oh and she was cis, just unfortunately proprtioned i guess.
>>6322055
It's not like I'm even out to them or anything, I still hate hearing it, especially from that bitch of a stepmom
>>6322049
woo estrogen twins!
>>6322097
stop reminding me ;_;
>>6322119
I ordered pizza yesterday while presenting.
I can guarantee delivery drivers have seen weirder shit than transgirls even if they don't pass.
So long as you pay for your pizza and don't cause a fuss they'll forget you before the next delivery.
>>6322121
I can't :___________________________;
>>6322128
yo mads are you excited about wednesday?
>>6322135
I believe in you!
>>6322122
What vidya do you play?
>>6322138
YASSS you remembered!! I'm so excited! I can't stop thinking about it!
>>6322083
Injection is deep into the muscle. or just under the skin. Not into a vein. It needs to stick around for awhile. The one I linked to is for IM muscle injection like done for estrogen shots. They say butt or shoulder muscles. You should check around a month after first taking it to see if it is knocking back your T production. It works under combined progesterone and estrogen to suppress T production. It isn't a typical anti androgen.
>>6322086
IM = intramuscularly (into the muscle of buttocks or upper arm)
SubQ = subcutaneously, just under the skin.
>>6322140
Currently playing FO4 farharbour.
Also a ton of other things. Minceraft. Civ 5, World of Tanks, Banished, etc...
>>6322110
wtf rude
>>6322097
yeahhh
>>6322147
Havn't met her. Her flight from Germany got delayed and she's flying in today instead.
I'm looking forward to it.
She seems cool, from the texts we've exchanged.
>>6322153
Really glad to hear that. If I don't talk to you in the mean time Good luck
>>6322122
try to save for a vaporizer. itll help stretch out what you buy. alcohols gone in days..this is around for a few weeks if you can manage well.
>>6322128
gl
>>6322131
yeah i totally get it. its embarrassing and it hurts.
>>6322133
yeah i guess youre right. for sure.
>>6322141
this is so absurd i just might
tfw you can probably go to rehoboth beach and live there. my dad always did tell me when i was young that it was the 'gay beach'. he totally had to of known what i was going to be. no doubt.
>>6322142
um of course i remembered, so excited! surgery is fun!
>>6322152
I'de a puru
Come cuddle with me
>>6322154
did mazzoni give that to you?? thats weird they only gave me a months supply at a time
Started popping P 2 days ago
Just ordered a year supply of injections
just fuck my shit up
&& moved next door to a bunch of nigerians... like 7 in a 3 bed apartment..
They gawk as they smoke their cigarettes & ramble to each other in plains-speak while I'm doing my little crafty projects on my back patio.
They like to smile and say hello as they walk by...
but,
Imma keep my rifle next to my bed & doors locked while husband isn't home :/
>>6322168
Better than the Main game, that's for damn sure.
>>6322050
Just go buy some panty liners, bb. That's much of what they're for.
>>6322173
clocking other transpeople is a fun un-spoken past-time.
winking at them and giggling is the best
If I start tripping would that make me more appealing to trips?
>>6322178
Yeah, just don't approach pls :x
Hate when people do that
>>6322159
I think I've been claimed by an aussie girl already tho
>>6322107
>im playing drums kind of.
Learning anything cool?
>>6322178
I looked away and blushed like crazy. Close enough, right?
>>6322180
maybe elanna and some other junkies
>>6322183
>tfw in love with ausgirl
>tfw she will never feel the same way
>>6322186
>>6322180
hiya :3
>TFW Sass comes back to the thread.
What's up bitches? Did I miss anything fun?
>>6322191
>>6322191
Hi Sasshole <3
Why are so many girls crushing right now?
>>6322194
100 mg
>>6322177
>Wearing panty liners in women's panties
A G P
G
P
who plays league here anyone want to queue together my favorite hero is teemo and im silver IV
:^)
>>6322194
Oh, cool. My friend showed me The Mars Volta recently, they're both kinda proggy, right? I'm working on Come Together by The Beatles right now. It's kind of awkward because the tom-work in the intro and beyond has to be started with the left hand, which I'm not used to.
>>6322198
I wear tampons , heavy flow...
>>6322154
Very few like nikky, dollface and ufufu.
The rest are just mediocre or ugly as fuck
>>6322196
the weather is warming up and our imaginary ovaries get to work
>>6322182
last time i was in an airport 2 weeks ago...
i clocked her off the bat & she kept staring at me and eventually lost interest. she was with her bf.
she looked up to check the time board and caught my eye.
I pointed and winked at her. She blushed and whispered into her bf's ear... he giggled and smiled at me.
luvn it
>>6322185
see above
>>6322191
i broke my leg and fixed it
>>6322194
i saw a boymode teen-transgirl in a taco bell drive through. she started blushing and commenting my hair when she handed me food. totally looked female but shitty boy voice and (johnathan) nametag. i reeeally just wanted to pick her up and hug her and tell her how cute and little she was but the s.o. would've slit my throat and mixed me with the horse meat
>>6322203
hemorrhoids acting up again, slut?
>>6322200
(I've been here all along :P)
>>6322178
desu i met a good friend like this. she was wearing lingerie at a hippie fucking freedom degenerate party and 'obviously trans but no bulge', and i was like a week into mones, so we clocked each other and got talking about something or other and both ended up ranting about how hons, fetishists, nonbinaries and queers ruin everything, in a party where 80% of people were crossdressers, queers or nonbinary. it was great desu. she was fully transitioned and worked for a journalist company. i'd be seeing her at a party tonight to have a good bitchfest but i cba to go out. she's cool desu. a friendship based on initial mutual clocking.
>>6322208
I know. I know you knew I knew you now know. You know?
>>6322198
Actually, even preop, keeping some in your bag is handy when a cis friend needs a fresh one in a hurry.
>>6322212
Dtuigim.
my my my myyyy sirona
yatta
>post timeline
>people tell me I look like a girl ad shouldn't commit suicide
>mfw
>>6322211
th-thhat sounds lovely! <3
i'd kill for a trans bff irl!
>>6322206
holy shit thats so cute. drop your number in her bag next time
>>6322218
i'm glad i'm not the only one that does that every time >.<
>>6322198
Girl's sprung a leak. Is she supposed to just ruin all her underwear?
>>6322214
>MFW never going to be preop stealthmode
>>6322224
>every time
yeah, you're tOtally not the only one and I didn't just think of it. heheh
>>6322227
lies. faggit. lies
your face will transform beautifully
get on that hair removal and voice training NOW
>>6322225
>Not knowing how AGP works
That AGP behavior will only make her leak more, you know.
The only thing that makes you be a better person is to be ashamed of your degeneracy
>>6322232
But how will I honestly pittypost if my life gets better? ;_;
>>6322233
How long till you go away again?
And could you stay away this time? Thanks.
>>6322227
I was. Stealth is a bit stressful, to be honest, even when you're secure about your passing. Keeping in mind every little detail that could give you away at all times is exhausting.
>>6322189
im sorry anon ;_;
who is she or is it a sekrit?
>>6322233
but the shame will only make you leak more
>>6322235
Total truth! You're like a breath of warm spring air in a dry frigid winter
I JUST HAD PIZZA
It was so nice
>>6322240
It's not your one, if that's what you are worried about :(
>>6322227
Hey sass, me celebratong my birthday :)
>>6322239
Tfw never stealth because way too ugly and manly
>>6322227
>talking to someone you've known for awhile about how you're trans
>they look at you in complete shock
>then never look at you the same again
ya it's real fun
>>6322154
My insurance knocks drugs down to $5 a prescription, and when I get 90 day refills... My current HRT is costing me $5/month on average. 2mg E 2X a day for 90 days, 1 5mg Fin once a day for 90 days, and 1 Depo-Provera shot every 90 days.
>>6322238
>TFW Sass is like herpes and always comes back.
Don't microagression me, punk.
>>6322248
Irish.
Toss it into google translate and it should work.
"should"
>>6322246
No I'm just curious
>>6322234
>too shy
obv youre not bitter enough and lackadaisical about fucks to be given derived from being a tranny long enough.
soon, punching people mocking you in the face will be a very real thought.
>>6322237
you never have to stop? its the way of the tran... we always pittypost no matter what the situation
>Work at womens clothing and bag store today
>So much booty and titties
Its warm as fuck so everyone decided to slut it up, goddamn. This was the hardest shift I've had so far if you catch my drift.
>>6322255
tá tú chomh gleoite.
All my politics are right wing but I'm trans. It puts me in such an awkward position.
Maybe I'll just try be like blair white
>>6322259
yeah, dysphoria is a bitch, bromo
now i need me a size 9 pump.. you got?
>>6322260
Go raimh maith agat.
>>6322264
Bitch that aint my job, scram fucker.
https://soundcloud.com/knfczae/machine-girl-death-grips-out-by-16-dogs-on-the-scene-1
we should post more comfy music.
>>6322073
>mfw all my cheap beer is gone
reeeeeeeee
>>6322067
>>6322074
same
>>6322247
>Tfw never stealth because way too ugly and manly
damn, angie you are posting my present and future
>tfw you didn't start at 13
>>6322261
Politics should have nothing to do with gender issues anyway, the American right/left have gotten out of hand about this stuff.
>>6322268
I have half a bottle of Sambuca to get drunk on.
>>6322266
I'D LIKE T SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER, LEST I DRAG YOU OUTSIDE BY YOUR ANKLE INTO AN ALLEY AND PRESS MY BREASTS INTO YOUR FACE
>>6322273
How about I meet you halfway and we just go out the back and do the tit shove thing.
>>6322272
fuck. i have a half empty can of warm pbr to get drunk on. wanna trade?
>>6322265
Raimh didnt translate but im assuming that all meant thank you? Its oar in Gaelic.
>>6322239
Lol, even if I did pass and tried to go stealth I would fuck it up so bad, because I suck at lying.
>>6322241
Well if shame doesn't work, then penitence.
>Catholic life FTW
>>6322249
That's horrible :(
Did that happen to you?
Stupid cis people.
>>6322247
Yo yo yo! Are you a legit birthday girl? Happy fucking birthday! My birthday is this monday! And I'm finally going to get to be a 30 yo hon!
>>6322248
What's wrong with the smell of grass? :(
It reminds me of happy times as a kid running around without any other objective than to have fun.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lLeCB7Kn-VE
I'm sorry. Not dead. Just deathly ashamed. I'd have to cut all ties with everyone in my life to off myself. Found out I can't. I'm more in love than I thought I was. I'll just go sit in a corner and hope getting back on E, prog and nicotine help me get back to my usual low mood...
>>6322274
NUH, then gripping your throat as i do it and groping your ass will have less meaning.
i need you to learn;
the customer is always right
and your superior
and dom
>>6322276
Go raimh = that there was
Maith= good
agat = you have.
Together = thank you.
Or more literally , "that there was good in you"
>>6322251
>My current HRT is costing me $5/month on average
are you in america? Insurance usually doesn't cover E here
>>6322280
damn, wouldve been more epic if we got another suicide
>>6322279
Because im also usually sweaty and dirty. My boss still looks at me funny if I can't do something because losing muscle mass.
/Repgen/ told me to come here. What online pharmacy would it be best to buy pimozide from?
>>6322286
Yeah. Other than that one roll it's a pretty dead simple song.
>>6322279
Are you turning 30?
>>6322280
I'm so fucking glad you're not dead. We barely chat at all, but I think you're a cool and interesting woman and I think these threads and thus our lives are enriched by your posts and your different point of view on what we chat about.
>>6322284
.... ughhhh I love that. Stop pressing my go buttons.
>>6322290
do you know what happening in it? its hard for me to hear
>>6322289
I think you spelled cyproterone acetate wrong.
>>6322288
> tfw your bag gets too heavy to carry although you keep putting things out of it
>>6322292
6/6/86 FTW.
I may also be 60+ according to some anons, but age is like just a number. Like your shoulder width.
>>6322283
Whatever, time spent arguing and getting groped by a customer is time not spent doing work.
Besides that sounds kinda hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEaJf3jPaQ8
Just a reminder
>>6322271
I agree. The worst though is that leftists make us look like snowflake pervert freaks and right wingers generally call us mentally ill (I agree) but then don't offer a cure.
>>6322297
Yes. Now imagine doing all that with big gas cans and walking 16 miles a day during work. Usualky my muscles would get used tobit and be fine. Now? Every day is first day muscle pain.
>>6322296
No I did not.
>>6322288
The awesome thing about being dirty and sweaty are that you get to take warm baths :3.
>>6322280
glad ur okay im sorry i didnt say anything the other day during all that mess. youve always been super nice to everyone and youre funny when defending yourself. i respect you. glad ur back.
>>6322305
me listening to sissy hypnos
>>6322294
...
O... Kay then, moving swiftly on, I am making a pizza with pepperoni, basil, barbecue, cheddar and beef.
>>6322309
Trueeee Ive been in them constantly for the pain. My skin is grade A atm. I just need to even out my tan.
>>6322302
Mentally ill is used as an insult in that case, which is sad.
>>6322127
no... I lost everyone I loved dearly and have nothing to show for but my scars......
>>6322315
In a platonic sense <3
Yum!
>>6322319
check your trutrans privilege im still a tranny
>>6322295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNHA5RnXS3U
Initially I was starting on my right rack tom and then doing the 3rd and 4th accents on my left rack and floor tom respectively, but it sounded wrong so I switched to doing them both on the floor tom. It also ends with a kick. It's still kind of hard for me to get the right rhythm though.
>>6322256
Kit :(
>>6322322
uh yeah lol but we switched insurance plans recently, and they're not willing to tell me any of our plan info. Lmfao.
>>6322300
i'll just slip you a 20 for the hour to compensate.
tbqfh, the only REAL alpha dom on /mtfg/ is me.
and being that you hang around this board often; the only conclusion is you look like/have the attitude of an overcompensating 'macho' boy I'd get off on domming/emasculating & find humor in the situation as i rub my breasts in your face teasingly.
or, you're one who likes to play rough... i like being spanked ;D
either way, i'm ratchet strapping your wrists together
>>6322297
I broke all nails on my right hand yesterday doing a bona fide rugby tackle on my suitcase at the baggage claim because I didn't want to wait for it to make another full circle at baggage claim. Sent some of its fittings flying all over the place doing that too so I guess that makes us even. I should travel lighter.
That earned me some cheers from the waiting crowd, though.
>>6322302
You're the same as schizos to be honest. Those freaks refuse to take their medication. Make up bullshit and live on /x/ and claim they know everything
Should be fucking shot
>>6322318
I hope you find someone soon then. Are you even looking?
>>6322337
oooh did the people over at /x/ hurt you?
>>6322311
i'm guessing it's fucking terrible?
>>6322335
>the only alpha Dom
Hello there Sister.
>looking in the mirror doing my makeup
>realize that my face is resembling my mom's more and more
NOOOOO WHYYY
>>6322347
I'd say it's because you're related but that's too obvious.
>>6322338
in a half assed way but it's mainly due to low confidence and fear of rejection..... I usually spend my days as a blanket burrito when i am not shitposting
>>6322335
Im gonna go do things.
>>6322347
It's better than becoming your dad.
>>6322347
Kinda how genetics works Maddie <3 I look like my mom and sister. Drives my mom in-fucking-sane.
>>6322347
Maddies mom confirmed for hottest mom.
>>6322341
Hey, I worked in hunting management for fifteen years and I'm on extended medical leave for occupational burnout. I'd rather steer clear of boars. Triggers, you know...
>>6322351
Just start putting yourself out there. You might find someone.
>>6322355
She got a lot of attention from guys when she was younger but she aged horribly x_x
>>6322347
same. i'm even acting like her and making poor life decisions like her. it's interesting.
>>6322347
>wanting to look like ur dad
>2016
>>6322341
Is it a tropical island with yummy margaritas?
>>6322352
>>6322345
Hiya, ladies ;D
I don't sling wrenches whilst covered in crude oil for nothing..
>>6322350
I did. I guess I'm here to stay. But I really should get benzos to manage my breakdowns. Because I'm afraid they're here to stay too.
>>6322358
im not really sure what that means and I don't really know how to do that.....
>this is going to me today... tips on survival THANKS!
>>6322363
>ywn sip on margaritas with group of /mtfg/ girls on vaca.
Maybe one day.. Long Key has been calling my name.
>>6322359
>MFW my flirts are delfected
But you have knowledge and science behind you, so your aging process will be different.
>>6322364
I love these..
>>6322373
Keep trying Sasspergrass! Maddie = tough cookie.
>>6322374
I have Sirona for that.. Me? Sew my own clothes? Lol how droll.
>>6322378
(still working on that btw, I'm missing a few screws that I need cash to order...)
>>6322367
It's just a question of managing the lows. Feel free to chat with me/email me if you want to.
[email protected]
Skype
alessiafova
>>6322371
>Long Key has been calling my name
now we're talking
>>6322347
>tfw a lot of people have said I look like my mom, but I don't see the resemblance unless I really look for it
>tfw not sure if hrt will make me look more like my mom
>>6322378
I think we need to suit-up and have fancifully tender fisticuffs.... & see who ends up tied up with a 4" tongue inside them
>>6322381
Thats fine Sewrona.
Wewt! Much better than rumpy ;D
>>6322369
It means if you actually talk to girls, maybe you will find someone to share you blanket burrito with.
>>6322347
According to my uncles, I look more than a bit like a softer version of my great grandmother. By all accounts, she was a terrifying harridan.
>>6322367
benzos are hardcore tho. dont abuse them
>>6322387
...
I'll take it.
GOD ITS SO DAMN WARM!!!
my body doesnt take this well
I want to get a tattoo of elannas tripcode
>>6322392
I was on 180 mg oxazepam a day for a full year before I had to quit for surgery. And even with that, I still had catatonic bouts from time to time...
I'm eating a cupcake for breakfast.
Don't try to stop me, /mtfg/.
Having a Def Dumb and Blonde kick...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0BeV9RAQFg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLtSsH302cA
Another one from that same album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3glWTVJACl8
>>6322249
*hugs* Yeah, that sucks...
>>6322280
>>6322336
*hugs*
>>6322357
>boars
best shot from a helicopter...
>>6322285
Yep. Here is all depends on the drug plan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0MT8SwNa_U
>>6322391
Oh my....
>tfw just had a passing daydream about giving a guy i used to bully in middle school a blowjob
what is wrong with meeeeeee
>>6322408
its a sufficient apology
Can you overdose on benzos and Alcohol? Would it definitely kill you?
Someone please answer
>>6322405
oh, thats a pretty harmless one though
>>6322357
i hear wild cows and chickens also roam the island... or you could be our spearfisherlady
>>6322408
Nothing you don't know already, you crave cock.
>>6322408
Why did you bully him?
>>6322404
i thought you didn't want to be creepy
>>6322413
possible, but its not very pretty and youd need a lot.
the higher your tolerance the higher the chance you wont die.
I just made ER that way
>>6322396
>straight
>>6322407
Wild pigs you can shoot from a helicopter. They're soft and slow. Real boars? You'd need an accurate .300 magnum rifle for that. Most hunters here use APDS shotgun slugs at short range to down them.
>>6322408
Now you're making me think about my bullies getting moans and going grillmode.
I'm seeing hons though.
Who the fuck did you even bully lol, and did you have a crew backing you up or what, was it that one kid everyone picked on?
>>6322408
>i used to bully
REEEE NORMIE
>>6322423
I've never taken benzos in my life before so if I take the whole box and a glass of vodka, will I die?
>>6322416
Well, I'm also on 4 mg lormetazepam, that one we didn't discontinue, but it's obviously not enough.
>>6322364
>>6322378
Why is everything green in your tests? Am I too prude?
>>6322425
Only manly men with anacondas get to make fun of my cocktail weenie, if you know what I mean. :p
>>6322408
kys bully scum
>>6322408
Now that I think about it, maybe some of the people that bullied me were gay or trans. They were always touching my body in awkward ways
>>6322436
No, you're just a sweet little vanilla icecream cone to enjoy on a hot summers day.
>>6322419
and that's my 'in' for taking advantage.
i mean, once youre on the floor, that's the cue to tie your hands and spank you until you beg for my tongue.
>>6322426
i literally subdued one with a pick-axe to the side of the head years ago.
i was just trying to dig a hole.....
motherfucker decided it was his hole
he was still spazzing and trying to gore me in a bloody half/seizure flailing motion.
tfg for adrenaline and man strength
... gotta protect your holes
>>6322431
depends, how many pills, what kind of benzos, and how strong they are.
chances are your body will survive and youll end up a vegetable though.
>>6322431
The most probable outcome will be unconsciousness and vomit and choking on your vomit and then being discovered and then having brain damage.
>>6322436
Mine is even more red than yours. I'm a vanilla dom/switch according to that.
>>6322444
>MFW benzo queens 4ever
>>6322451
I um like need AGP panty liners now. :(
>>6322454
I am so unironically triggered, everyone and their mum can get drugs and I cant even into alcohol
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>6322432
I've been on both ends of the stick when it comes to bullying so any way you like it phiench, you girly fagboy.
And fags with girly hair dont get to have any soda on the school field trip either so have some water.
>>6322412
that was my thought
>>6322418
it true ;3;
>>6322420
well, it was just like... ok quick greentext story
>be me in 7th grade or so
>take carpool to school in the morning
>friend of a friend is starting in 5th grade that year, so he's 10 or 11 while the rest of us are 13 or so
>he's shorter, chubbier, and obviously doesnt know as much as us
>make fun of him all the time for being chubby and dumb and liking kiddier things or whatever
>call him fat and stupid all the time
>some years later i saw him and he had gotten pretty buff and was as tall as me but i havent talked to him since i was a bully
so, my daydream was because someone started at my job today with the same name as him, and i was thinking... what if it's the same guy and he's still buff and has gotten handsome and stuff...????? and i finally apologized by... you know... and... ;~~~;
>>6322442
Well, when I worked on the northern border, we had a few crazy Germans who had their pack of dogs overwhelm them then dealt the killing blow with weird gunswords. Also one guy who had a cliff on his hunting lot and who corralled them into jumping off, Cro Magnon style.
>>6322457
You know you could secretly brew your own alcoholic beverages! I'll show you how.
>be me
>thirdwheelin'
>jokingly say "I WANT MCDONALDS"
>"we can do that"
Pic very related
>>6322462
I'm asexual because of my near total anhedonia...
>>6322462
you dont decide too much
I'll back off on too tender/sad of a whimper
>>6322465
Will you teach me how to wear them?
im back
>>6322459
I doubt he would want a bj from a bitch like you if that's how you treated him
>tfw not being held
>>6322471
welcome back!
please reduce the heat in europe, I have trouble staying awake ;~;
>>6322464
This is why you are alone
>tfw squatting
>>6322477
n-not my fault ;__;
>>6322465
It's just not my kind of hunting. I was raised into thinking shooting snipes and woodcocks was the only noble form of hunting...
>>6322428
yeah, we all picked on him but honestly i was the ringleader. i could be pretty mean when i was younger but it was all because i hated myself a lot lol ;_;
>>6322473
yah i was pretty mean ( ̄ー ̄) i feel pretty bad about it looking back on it
desu though it would be exciting for me to give him the power in that kind of situation....... ε-(´∀`; )
>>6322468
I hope you either have or find someone who matches you well. :)
>>6322469
I decide too much as it is. Sounds fun but im quite occupied with someone im interested in on more than the physical aspects. :p be my Sister and high five me while whipping the common folk.
>>6322472
Yes.. big heavy comforters included.
>>6322483
n-no I wasnt saying it was your fault ;~;
but youre farther north than I am so youre closer to the sun ;^)
>>6322408
A few times I've had sexual dreams about one of the bullies from school. Yeah, I know weird.
>>6322426
or a rifled 12 gauge with bear slugs... A bear slug is a maximum weight bullet for use in a shotgun. They have the punch needed to go through a bear skull or rib cage.
>>6322437
>cocktail weenie
LOL
I need to remember that...
>>6322460
Texas needs boar killers. Way to many of them out in the wild tearing things up and destroying crops. A friend used to go out and shoot them from helicopters for farmers. They used rifled 12 gauge shotguns, and full automatics.
>>6322466
Yeah. Mine is a separate side plan that covers prescription drugs.
>>6322478
Holy shit is all you do is meme?
>>6322488
you'll sit on the chair next to my throne...
maybe lie in the big comfy fluffy round bed next to it... be my attack petgirl
>>6322484
i have crushed a rabbits neck with my boot lol
>>6322496
>that dress
HELL yes gimme that!!!
>>6322487
>yeah, we all picked on him but honestly i was the ringleader.
Those kids were great setups for you to score free joke points on though and make everyone laugh lol. I mean how pathetic do you gotta be to be bullied by an entire class.
>start up animal crossing
>some asshat named chow moved in on my hybrid patch and ruined it
ree get the FUCK OUT of my town asshole what is WRONG with you
im the goddamn mayor why cant i evict your flower trampling ass ffs
someone's gonna get hit with a net and shit
i want ufufu to bully me
>>6322458
w-wow, forceful :3
>>6322463
>tfw no vineyard
I want one...
Holy fuuuuuuuck I'm bad at eyeshadow fuck this looks awful
>>6322511
maddie ur GREAT
>>6322488
Well, my only relationship with someone who was supposed to be asexual makes me feel I shouldn't look that way... Funny thing, when she changed her mind about that, we broke up because I made her feel like a lesbian. Best compliment I could ever get from a terf. Cathy Brennan is still high on my people you may know FB list because of my time with that ex. Never added Brennan but she's seriously two-faced. Nowhere near as nasty in private conversations than in public. Still crazy. Now if you wondered where I got the terf routine, you know...
>>6322510
Did you just now notice the post or were you waiting for me to post first before posting to make sure I was around to read it?
I'm sure I'm just being full of myself overthinking things though.
>>6322514
Literally what
>>6322518
ok im ready
>>6322500
I guess we'll rule our kingdoms seperately. I dont play second fiddle, no ear for the harmonics.
>>6322519
i love u maddie
>>6322517
hrhrhr, what do you think is more likely :P
>>6322518
Its a dog eat dog world there, kids are closer to primal humans than civilized ones since they're going through the process of learning norms and ethics. We're a bloodthirsty species and we pick the weak to bully on, its just nature ufufu, he got the short stick, you got the big stick in school. You might have per-emptively bullied him subconsciously to avoid getting bullied yourself, it's like the iraq war "Pre-emptive non-agression" -George W Bush
this hugbox is real
>>6322511
White on the inner corners, blend out and dont blend as much next time. Reapply along the crease and blend down. Clean up that outer edge.. not bad for your first :) makeup can almost always be fixed. You need contrast in that.
>>6322511
Wait Maddie you said pride was today?
Isn't it in like, 2 weeks?
>Tfw baby crazy
>>6322526
>Its a dog eat dog world there
doggy dog world* ftfy. people who use these phrases correctly are a diamond dozen.
>>6322496
The Blondeau and Sauvestre slugs are a French thing really. Developed by the resistance to ambush German officers' armored cars with shotguns by busting the engine block... Big game hunters just recycled them.
Now that I think of it, loading a modern full automatic shotgun with those would turn those into a lot more dangerous lightweight guerilla AV weapons than the initial design...
>>6322531
:^)
>>6322529
Pride depends on location, mine is goingvon this week. Columbus is in two weeks..
>>6322518
We're you out by then? Or did you know you were trans? I wonder what the boy Ufufu was like
Oh, and here's the great grandmother I mentioned...
>>6322535
well Maddie and I live in the same city
>tfw everything is going wrong
>>6322535
I was supposed to go to one today. But after the suicidal breakdown I went through, I was in no shape to.
>>6322542
Huh, i didnt know that. Guess I wasnt around during
>>6322521
that's truly a shame...
I was going to have your claws filed to a point and designate a 'sparkly glowing eye makeup' applicator for you.
maybe in time, with persuasion.. i'll make you that creature.
till the morrow...
>>6322530
ran into bitchy neighbor in hallway, took aggression out by saying her uterus is full of spiders and doll shoes like an old attic & her husbands dick wont ever be able to trudge through the cobwebs.
also, she'd meet my rifle if she ever came to my door.
called me a bitch and scuffled along
me thinks she'll stay in her wing from now on.
but AYYYY, #passing
>>6322525
I'd like to believe you value my attention but you could just be express-typing and browsing and using default options like a plebeian.
And should you really be flirting with other guys online?
>>6322531
No wonder your name is pleb because doggy dog world sounds like some gay amusement park for dogs.
>>6322546
questioon:
do you think this could at all be in relation to post-surgery depression?
its very much a thing and it seems like every day life is JUST now creeping back to you
>>6322436
Yours is more green than mine last I checked though that was a while ago. Only stuff I scored green was submissive, vanilla and switch iirc.
>>6322527
No this is all happening in your head. Wake up anon
>>6322550
Do you actually look like cartman irl?
>>6322520
no nvm i cant do it im sorry ;w;
>>6322526
hahaha
well i guess thats true. i dont blame my kid self, i mean, i know why i did it and while it was mean its not like theres much i can do about it now. except let him manhandle me with sex if i run into him or something i guess.
>>6322538
no, not at that time. not until i was a bit older. i was mean and pretty dumb myself at that point in time desu.
>>6322549
>her uterus is full of spiders and doll shoes like an old attic
OMFG
>>6322549
Make me look like im in a Frank Frazetta painting and Im game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2W0-z8EnaM
this video is beautiful. not because of you faggots in it. but the Authoritan State that finally puts you in your place.
Hate is beautiful to me.
>>6322550
>I'd like to believe you value my attention
I do, I prefer contact with cismales over contact with trannies on average, and I think youre pretty cool.
>And should you really be flirting with other guys online?
I am not though, thats your interpretation.
I have evry clear limits about how far I go.
>>6322546
Hope you feel better soon. Pride always lifts my spirits. My birthday is june 27th too, always a great time of year.
>>6322543
Your kitchen looks almost the exact same as mine lol
And don't sweat it, if the toaster still works you can just stack something heavy on it.
>>6322549
>her uterus is full of spiders and doll shoes like an old attic & her husbands dick wont ever be able to trudge through the cobwebs
>>6322548
Ehh I don't think anyone knew that
It is in 2 weeks so idk what shes doing
there is a huge food festival downtown tho
>>6322565
That didn't really happen to me, it's just a picture that encapsulates my feels
>>6322562
>I prefer contact with cismales over contact with t******* on average
;___________;
>>6322553
Probably a bit. Depression is hardwired into me, though. I have no idea how life without it even feels. I've hazily known that for a long while, but being bluntly told that thinking what I always considered my personality to be somewhat normal was psychosis was a blow. And to be honest, I still can't really grasp what's inherently wrong about it. Other than the effects it has on my life.
I miss the veiny forearms that test let me have.
howdy senpaitachi I drank a half a fifth last night. who else /no regrets/ here?
>>6322576
huh`?
how many trip couples are there now?
reply if you're dating a trip
"Malaka is the greek way of saying wanker. ... Greek term for someone who has jerked off so many times that his brain has become soft, and he is now an idiot. In everyday speech, the word malakas is used metaphorically to mean a person who uses no common sense."
greeks are so funny to me. can anyone help me with pronunciation? im trying to learn how to talk to some coworkers.
>>6322579
>tfw still have those cuz i lift(ed)
>>6322583
I drank a diminished fifth
>>6322585
alright
>>6322585
I want to be
>>6322587
I lift but the vascularity ends at the wrists. I need some steroids.
>>6322584
its a mean word ;_________________;
>>6322595
i'm xyy so maybe it's just because im naturally more masculine idk
>>6322557
you wont look human...
hell, if i can find a tat artist to embed shimmer under your skin.. I'd pull that trigger in an instant
>>6322556
>>6322572
she didnt clock me tho.. so life is cool. she'd probably report me to the manager "some mean bitch who used to live above me" hahahahahhaha
manager met me a year ago & assumes im a gay boy.
but yeah, in lieu of everything happening within the past month. fucks given are at an all-time low and my mouth filter to strangers has vanished.
i'm also debating half/flirting with the nigerians next door so they'll watch my place while im gone.
also, there's a jesus lady with a cross on her door across the hall. havent talked to her yet.. my s.o. wont let me b/c i'd probably just ruin everyone's day when baptist meets tranny
>>6322578
nohomo, but i need a new life, too...
complete change, completely new ID.
a means of shaping my life to my happy place
come do that with me. no homo. lol
but heyyyy, most post op girls report withing like 5 months after forgetting theyre trans from day-day.. maybe look foreward to that?
>>6322582
nahhhhh, nah
anyways i think im gonna start doing weighted squats to finally buff my butt up
what weight of weights fo you guys think i should i get?
>>6322598
I think we should reclaim it
i luv this girl's makeup desu
>>6322604
nooooo
its baaaaaad
;__;
>>6322605
>edie watches porn
i love seeing trannies get killed.
>>6322605
thats quiet an unusual brush shes using.
>>6322605
LMAO EDIE !!!!! PLS !!!!!!!!
>>6322603
start with the bar to get your form down and move on from there.
i usually increased my squats by 10-15 lbs each week-ish.
>>6322590
>not drinking augmented fifths
>>6322610
kinda lame when its not me
>>6322605
I love that makeup.
>>6322502
I love it too. Sadly i don't have the body to wear it now. Maybe after I loose some weight. It nicely hides the top. I just have to much belly now. on the other hand my legs are good.
>>6322532
Some bear slugs are brass instead of lead. Or they have a lead layer over an iron core. they would have punch going into an engine block.
>>6322582
Yeah, I know. My insurance company will cover SRS, but I'm not sure if my plan has it.
>>6322603
Start low and use more as you gain strength. Maybe 2 large beans cans initially.
>>6322615
ooh. bar... i was just gonna get some hand weights. i dont really wanna join a gym. ;~;
>>6322610
Where do you partake in your interesting hobby, anon?
>>6322624
If you're even a little disciplined you will very quickly outlift your budget if you're buying weights.
>>6322624
you gotta if you wanna be serial about it
>>6322609
>jfc i AM your mother <3
place in panties and fold the sticky wing under so it stays
>>6322624
you're gonna have to if you wanna get real gains!!
and you can just order a bar + weight set offf amazn afaik
>>6322608
>>6322612
h-ha
>>6322613
LMAO I WAS LOOKING FOR A DIFF GIF AND WHEN I SAW THIS ONE I WAS LIKE OOO NOW I REMEMBER WHY I SAVED IT
THAT MAKEUP IS SLAYING!!! t-that's all...
>>6322626
>tfw 2GB downloads take 30 mins
SOOOOO LOONGGGG
>>6322632
s-sure, agp to the max.
porn is gross to me after taking skittles... i empathize with the girls too much and feel bad
>>6322616
>she doesn't try to force the locrian mode into everything she plays
Disappointing senpai
>>6322638
2gb takes 2-4 hours for me
>>6322637
hahah thats great. fucking hate disabled ppl
>>6322624
You can make butt gains with dumbbells. You can squat with them as well, you'll just have to do bigger sets.
>>6322641
I play drums lol
alternate answer: I never learned any scales beyond minor/major
>>6322554
>Do you actually look like cartman irl?
When I began browsing here, yeah.
Now, nope, I've lost like 78 pounds in half a year without even trying that hard. Still chubby but soon.jpg
I put some shades on to cover my identity ;^)
>>6322579
I still have very veiny forearms and hands, but that's from my skin being extremely pale and delicate, not the bulging. More blue blood than T poisoning style...
>>6322609
if i do have to do it myself, I'm using medical adhesive and tape.
you'll be in for a 3 day tuck & have to sit to pee...
also, you'd need a vibe just to get off
>>6322386
Death is a cure. imagine how better the world would be if all trannies had no hrt or resources to access and suicide was the only option. heaven
Mfw
>>6322649
No, British internet ;___;
>>6322648
do lifting
>>6322649
South African Internet for me
>>6322601
They can do something similar from what ive seen. I want some pretty badass tattoos tbqh
>>6322647
Would you like to be in my progressive rock/jazz fusion band
We'd be the only members but still
>>6322648
is that how you dress
>>6322648
I like your shirt
>>6322654
Suicide isn't as easy as it sounds. Trust me, I know...
>>6322648
i want to pull beside you walking down the street in my pickup truck.
hop out
punch you in the face
tell you to get a better wardrobe
throw a razor at you to shave those pubes off
then spit on you before i kick you in the ribs and leave.
thats what you look like
youre a beta
>>6322668
one day society will kill you for you
>>6322648
ooooo....
>>6322654
I agree, for me at least.
Before I knew that transitioning was a thing I was pretty much intent on suicide. Now I just feel pressured because I know the only way I can keep on living is to attempt transition
>>6322648
You should go for a Magnum P.I. stache. And the shirts that go with it...
>>6322648
Just put on that red jacket and a puffball beanie and I think you'd still be able to pull the look off with those cheeks. How tall are you?
I thought I was going to get a meme answer to my question desu.
>>6322673
Transitioning is a lot easier than killing oneself anyway.
>>6322673
give into the hate.
>>6322677
how far are you into hrt
>>6322682
2 days
>>6322660
Does that shit even burn fat, id run but weed makes it too bothersome, lifting too probably.
>>6322672
>>6322674
What, do I look like a school shooter or something.
>>6322676
Nah I dont care, nobody knows me anyways.
>>6322667
Thanks, its a souvenir from egypt.
>>6322666
I usually dress in a uniform.
>>6322676
Yeah whatever Puru, I'm getting there.
Anyways, cackle all you want ladies but ya'll aint pretty princesses either.
>>6322685
wait till 6-9 months
women will be gawking in lust at the beautiful male you've become & gayboys will want to tap that in a heartbeat
>>6322647
Scales are easy. Ragas are a bit more complicated. Then again, since you're a drummer, tals besides the most basic ones aren't that simple either...
>>6322648
>>6322687
youre qt senpai, how old were you again?
>>6322676
6'0 so luckily I dont blob like a ball like short fat guys.
>>6322656
Who likes fish?
>>6322687
i've fucked army rangers manlier than you.
>>6322623
>>>6322502
taking a look at that dress again, it would be simple to make. Start with a thin gauzy material, then air brush it to make a gradation in color. The body is a simple tube with some body contouring, and the angled hem. the top is where it is complex, but still it is simple. Looks like a wide hem at the top on a slant with details to make the shoulders. The draping part looks to be a continuation of the hem material.
I'd make a bunch of changes to make it my own design. I could see layering with different lengths. One that is roughly hip length, and another bust length. I'd go knee length with the main layer.
>>6322579
I never had them on either my arms or legs, and I was insane with running and cycling.
>>6322654
>Death is a cure
No, it's a failure....
>>6322668
Yeah, tried to twice. Both times I was found when I tried to hide well.
>>6322652
I like that!!!!!
>getting off
I'm a girl I don't like sex!
>>6322664
I'm not really into jazz or prog
sorry anon :'(
>>6322690
CFH can you teach me ragas please :3
Finished look. For clubbing tonight I'll add a wing, contour, and more dramatic lip.
>>6322687
>What, do I look like a school shooter or something.
yes
>>6322680
I'm getting there
I just slept from 17~ to 4.30.
Who /useless/ here?
>tfw no hrt
wah ;~~;
>>6322677
>tfw you will never write a song in the mixolydian mode
W-why would I need to learn modes when I can just throw in accidentals everywhere?
>>6322687
Exercise is Exercise. lifting offers a 24 hour heightened metabolism, cardio only gives one hour afterburn effect.
Sprint. Dont run.
Fat loss and Muscle Gain are dependent on diet.
Lose fat, preserve muscles by using them, then build them up when you are skinny.
result. God Tier Body.
>>6322700
when you dont have to use your dick to do it, tho...
do i have to do EVERYTHING around here to make you a proper lady!!??
>>6322705
would kidnap out of 10.
>>6322702
O-okay
>>6322687
>Yeah whatever Puru, I'm getting there.
I didn't mean to come across as that mean, losing that much weight must not have been easy and I'm glad you're doing better for yourself. Was merely entertaining the possibility of you still being able to cosplay your trip.
>>6322693
>tfw cartman is the exact same height as I am
Glad at least one of us can be happy to be this tall.
>>6322710
Mixolydian is really easy fampai
I'd say it's easier than the Ionian on guitar
>>6322690
I know what a raga is because I had an Indian professor
>>6322648
You look like a mexican vato!
>>6322648
Angry Joe, is that you?
>>6322723
I think I knew how to play in Phrygian mode at one point since I used to be a metalhead
>>6322699
I have all of my drafting equipment, an adjustable mannequin and heaps of fabric and leather here, including the Thai silk I brought back. I should try to design a couple things to keep my mind busy.
>>6322705
I'm not even going to flirt with you , but you look very pretty.
>>6322733
>>6322692
>how old were you again?
I aint telling, I dont like giving out too much info.
>>6322697
Well they're fucking army rangers, duh.
>>6322706
Well such is life.
>>6322721
>losing that much weight must not have been easy
Im a dog walking pro, he likes to go fast, should have named him sonic.
And yeah that height aint working in your favor, but at least you're not freakishly tall, you'd look slightly above average height in Norway or the Netherlands for example.
>>6322725
Badass, I am getting that spic tan this hot ass summer, been out on the balcony a lot in the sun.
>>6322733
Is this good or bad.
Anyways I think the threads needs a break from me right now, gonna fuck off for a while.
>>6322710
why would you need to learn anything when you can just make avant garde music?
>>6322688
o-ok
o.o
>>6322703
I can recognize and appreciate most of them but I'm nowhere near well-versed enough to teach them, really.
>>6322745
Why are you posting cute anime girls if you are a guy? Thats quiet confusing
Dana made me want Micky's D
>>6322746
You actually have to be really good at music to make avant-garde shit that's worth listening to. You have to know what the rules are to break them properly.
That's why a kid mashing on the white keys of a keyboard is uninteresting, it naturally resolves to C Major, but the kid doesn't know nough about the rules of music to prevent that from happening.
I've been playing guitar for a year but I can't play good avant-garde stuff yet.
>>6322705
Yaaaas
>>6322745
>you'd look slightly above average height in Norway or the Netherlands for example
I'm finland atm so it's not bothersome but I plan to move to aussie land atm so won't be as lucky there I don't think. At least it's not southeast asia i guess lol.
>>6322752
pee pee poo poo
>>6322740
Go for it!!!
All the tools i have now are electronics related, and 10+ years old at that.
Maybe we'll be able to print clothing at home soon.
>>6322752
About the only Micky Ds I like. Sadly it has wheat in it. I still get them every so often.
>tfw I need to do some farm work.
>tfw no cute bf to conquer the world with
>>6322705
You look really nice! How much time did you spend on your make up?
>>6322777
That I could wear. Though I'd go for an ox blood red rather than black...
>>6322778
>>6322759
this is actually a good point.
and yeah, actually playing avant-garde stuff is really difficult. This is about as close as I've ever gotten, and it still has resolution.
https://soundcloud.com/isotera/a-gentle-breeze
>go to pick up order
>manager is there
>he picks up tray
>go to take it from him
>watch out ma'am
>rearranges whole tray for me
>"careful now"
Why are guys so weird
>>6322798
A-Am I already a girl? :3
>>6322801
Thats their job. To make your life easier.
>>6322799
One great way to stray away from classical resolution and the Schenkerian paradigm is to first go back in time and get neck deep into counterpoint. Ebenezer Prout's book are a good start. Once that's done, skip the whole classical and romantic eras and go straight for Schoenberg's works on functional harmony. That's a good start before delving into contemporary music.
>>6322787
>ooooooohhhh can u tell me how and what to buy pls
It's up to you and how much you wanna commit, but an adjustable set of dumbbells is pretty versatile, you can progress the load on your exercises as well.
Look up dumbbell exercises and you'll find plenty of examples. I personally like doing dumbbell squats.
How much weight, how many sets and how big are the sets initially should be up to you and how physically fit you are at the moment. Then add more weight or do more sets every few weeks.
My general advice would be just make up a routine with exercises you find comfortable for the muscle groups you want to train and as long as you stick to it with proper nutrition you're going to make progress.
>install ubuntu on PPC Mac
>kernel panic
The Jews did this confirmed
>>6322807
Yesh :3
>>6322815
I actually find that breakcore often breaches into avant-garde territory pretty often
>guy circling my booth and staring at me
>oh god
>5 minutes later comes over
>"excuse me"
>oh god Leave me alone, don't figure out I'm a guy
>"you're gorgeous, you know that"
>fuck fuck fuck
>"hey, excuse me, you know that"
>pleaseeeeee gooooo
Anyway I'm never going outside again
>>6322815
whoops, meant to leave a link
https://soundcloud.com/stella_hiragana/ubiquity
>>6322838
I hope you get raped
>>6322838
Get used to it, you ARE a gorgeous young woman. Got to admit that guys hitting on you like that gets old pretty fast. But I'd be a liar if I said I wasn't grateful for all the free drinks and favors it got me when I was young.
>>6322829
Sometimes I doubt myself.
Thank you for reassuring me mein Fraulein :)
who else /nevertuck/
>>6322866
Well, if you're wearing maxi dresses, flowing skirts or cassocks, I guess you can avoid it altogether...
>>6322850
Fuck off hugboxer
i wanna do this look again except wit grown out bangs and lighter blonde hair desu ;___;
>>6322866
my pp is tiny so i guess not
who else /tuckeveryday/?
Hi y'all! I love you!
>>6322875
Suits you well. And I guess you could go overboard with eye makeup sixties style along with it. You have the right eyes for the full doe eyes look.
>>6322886
h-hi Red >___<
>>6322886
Hiya Red <3
>>6322885
me actually
>>6322870
Hey, CFH! I'm glad you're feeling better! How did your motherland recieve you?
>>6322875
I like every Edie
But seriously, I want to throw you on a bed rn
>>6322870
Oh look its the tranny that thinks shes above other trannies. Back to hang out with all us cis males huh?
>>6322874
I doubt they would... I guess we were all afraid of being clocked at some point. But it's just not that likely. Gets real fast to the opposite... It took me a lot of smiles and calm explanations to convince all of police and customs that passport was really mine at the airports...
>ywn
>>6322884
>tfw i was 1 month on mones in that pic
makeup desu
>>6322891
idk like ... i'm kind of leaning more and more towards less makeup these days. like when i do pinup looks, it LOOKS like a lot of makeup, but it's really just like noticeable makeup. i kind of want to go more ~au naturale~ now that my forehead doesn't make me wanna kill myself
>>6322900
o///3///o
Whenever I go out I feel like teenage girls are always staring at me. Is it because I just look like some college skater boy to them?
None of the cute guys I see ever look at me...
>Continued cannabis use did not have an effect on GM volume change at follow-up. Cross-sectional analyses at baseline and follow-up revealed consistent negative correlations between cannabis related problems and cannabis use (in grams) and regional GM volume of the left hippocampus, amygdala and superior temporal gyrus. These results suggests that small GM volumes in the medial temporal lobe are a risk factor for heavy cannabis use or that the effect of cannabis on GM reductions is limited to adolescence with no further damage of continued use after early adulthood.
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0152482
so, pot does rot your brain
i have a talent for showing up at the end of the general
>>6322903
eat shit malaka
>>6322915
Pretty good. Just Lurking.
>>6322899
Very late and in tears, to be honest. Between my flights being seriously delayed, the breakdown I had on the first one and spending all of yesterday waiting for a replacement connection at Frankfurt airport, I've not been quite able to reconnect with the motherland yet.
Well, I guess I have a bit. Took time today to pick up some of the complimentary birthday gifts at makeup shops. Nocibé and Yves Rocher done. The closest Sephora is a long drive away so that'll wait until next week.
I guess that will make up for trying to pick myself up by buying an YSL travel palette at the duty free shop and still crying afterwards.
>>6322924
Understandable that you of all people would defend someone like CFH. Horrible people will always defend horrible people.
>>6322886
Hi Red! You are very loveable too
>>6322924
Oh look it's the other guy who said we were all trash then doxxed faye to try to ruin her relationship
>>6322712
Protip:
All the effort invested in Sass.
Worth it 100%
>>6322921
> superior temporal gyrus
>but also has been implicated as a critical structure in social cognition.[1][2]
>Amygdala
>Shown in research to perform a primary role in the processing of memory, decision-making, and emotional reactions
>left hippocampus
>People with extensive, bilateral hippocampal damage may experience anterograde amnesia—the inability to form and retain new memories.
it makes some sense...
>>6322921
LEFTIES BTFO
>>6322933
>dubs
omedetou shinji!
>>6322886
Well hi there ^.^
>>6322942
>>6322942
>>6322942
h-here, i did the thing again c:
>>6322913
Nude looks are up to date anyways. Too much makeup really sticks out in a bad way these days. But I guess I just have a thing for outrageous styles from the 60s and 80s... So, yeah, less is more is the way to go. Found out that the Thai are even more obsessed than Indians about whitening and that they have local brands of illuminating powders that are amazing for the ridiculously low price they sell at.
>>6322938
it's one of those neurology studies that prove what everyone could see from the start, I wish they could make some new discoveries instead of just proving how righ basic psychology was all along.
Cheers girls!
Came out yo best friend and she wasnt even suprised. Just asked if i have preferred pronouns or no, and that shes happy that i can have somone to tell.
And how was your day /mtfg/ ^^
Uh so I think I'll just post this out.
I've been having these feelings that I didn't belong in my body since puberty and I've been cross dressing since even before then in secret. I think I want to begin to start going through the process of transitioning but part of me thinks it isn't worth alienating my whole family.
My parents had me very late in their lives so I don't have that much family left around me. To top it off, they're on either side of the globe so it's hard even now to stay close to them. This would make me a total reject from the family. I wouldn't be excommunicated, but they just wouldn't know how to take it.
Has anyone been in a similar situation? How did your family take it?
I'm also scared of the whole hormone therapy. Do you think the same afterwords? Are you more sensitive? What if you end up looking like a monster when it's all done? There's so many what if's..