Gaygen: love is true edition

Don't start a thread when it's 50 posts from limit ffs

>>6316110
Its over the post limit now.

>>6316114
Or rather, bump limit so I guess you're correct. My mistake.

>>6316098 #
Grindr, tindr mostly,
I only play safe and tbf I'm mostly going on dates
Yeah well don't worry , my strain is so strong it fights off other diseases

>>6316126

My last post.

The grammar sucked, sorry about that.

>>6316105
Wrong place for love

>>6316250
I s2g is this maki?

Are there even guys that are into babyface without being creepy dominant guys? I am the embodiment of the L O W T E S T meme and always get told i look very young. I've tried making myself look older but it just looks cringe so I settled on just being kind of twinky until i can maybe get a checkup and ask my doctor for testosterone. The problem is i'm not a weak willed person, and the only guys that come to me are older dominant guys and they're really creepy, i dont want to be dominated, or to be 'cute', i just want a boy maybe with some stubble or maybe muscles, who's more classically handsome, who i can be equals with, but all of them like their clones and i cant look like that.

>>6316148
That's good news then, I think with more interaction it will get better, going by how my uncle is currently.

Its good you're actively improving your image too, a lot of people get hung up on the way they look and how the world around then perceives them, you can change all this with work. You have to put yourself first in life, take care of your body and you health, it does wonders for you when you start to improve both of these.

Stick with it, don't lose the momentum, you'll he knocked back in the dating world and you just have to accept that and move past it. People are just vain in general, it takes time before you find someone who you can dig deeper into and find out what they're truly like below the surface.

>>6316140
Oh god yes poz me up daddy, I need your strong strain.

Tfw keep getting closer to 2y with bf anniversary :3

>>6316320
SOON

>>6316289
Sure there are guys like that, but finding them is hard. People will often look at you like a sex object rather than bf material. That's why I'd suggest datings guys for a while w/o any sex, to see if they like you for you, or your looks.

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Who else here /sadboys/ ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN4sazbviho

>>6316412
>People will often look at you like a sex object rather than bf material.

EXACTLY, and i just dont like being patronized, talked down to, or being made to feel like I'm below others. I want a relationship with respect, like just being bros, except closer and with sex.

>>6316435
what the fuck...

This is the first time i've listened to Yung Lean

Is this ironic? Are his fans ironic?

>>6316492
>>6316492

I think its maybe partially ironic. I do however actually like the sound and the A E ST H E T I C

>>6316502
It's so autistic jesus christ

>>6316515

He actually got more normie as seen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrXt0wCep0

>>6316250
Use those retard muscles for something and join a work force. Literally can be brain dead and get money for lifting heavy things. Just saying there is an option out there. That or just become a shitty maid for me fagget. Also if you just go full ripped can become a muscle cam. Body builders do it for the extra cash.

>>6316598
Just cause others make shit doesn't mean you cant make decent money on it. That or be a slut for some business woman or old man if you want it that easy. Yah thats being a gold digger but some niggas to rich and busy to find a home body. Just putting shit out there. Life isnt so straight forward if you dont mind.

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>love best friend since high school
>always been close
>friends have joked repeatedly about our relationship
>go in for the "bromance" stuff because I feel like it's the closest I'll get to the real thing
>get to college
>friend admits to being bi/bi-curious
>do nothing
>get drunk together
>suddenly grabs me and kisses me out of the blue
>wind up fooling around
>feel like a creepy asshole who took advantage of him for my own selfish purposes
>keeps happening

Ahahaha I'm garbage.

>>6316611
>tfw pure, virginal twink
>tfw the idea of eating ass disgusts me
>tfw obsessive over cleaning my body
>tfw everything smells of coconut and honey or vanilla

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am the Ghost of MAAAAAAKIIIIIIII!

Why was I never given a stickyyyy? I cannot rest in peace until I recieve my stickyyyy! Please help me, or I will be stuck in limbo for eternityyyyy!

>>6316695
I'm autistic

>>6316384
he'll dump you before the 3rd one

>>6316717
WOOOOOOOOO
Please heeeeelp meeee

>>6316732
...woo?

does rugby play rugby ?

>my mom's hot gay friend is in the toilet rn
>tfw ywn accidentally open the door while he's peeing and leave while blushing only to have him take you and force you to suck him

>>6316804
I think he does or did, he is a big fan of it.

>>6316629
I dont see how you're taking advantage, could you explain? seems above-board to me

>>6316897
Because he's not sure if he's into it or not, I think. So I feel like I'm using the fact that he wants to experiment to fulfill my own selfish needs. I get to pretend we're a couple for a little while and he's just trying to figure himself out. Plus we're usually drunk whenever it happens.

>>6316947
Oh well, why not, get that cock in your arse.

You're not more taking advantage of him than he is of you for being openly gay and a source where he can experiment.

I doubt it will end badly should he decide not to like it, you've been mates for years, just be cool about it.

>>6316720
Jellyfag detected

>>6316947
I imagine myself a while ago and having such an opportunity, a friend whom I could discover my sexuality with with less judgement than i'd expect from a stranger would be pretty much ideal. I didn't have that and it's a shame he's got it good and you do too. maybe something great will come of it and even if not surely you'll still be friends so i dont know, to me it seems fine.

>>6317000
Being friends with a tranny.

ayo maki

Uguu~
I'm supposed to get my paycheck today but it hasn't come yet and I'm broke so I can't go buy anything until I get it and if I get it tomorrow it's too late because pride will be on so the street I shop on will be a hellhole
Goddamnit

>>6317509
I'm an anime girl uguu boy who's pissed off and wants his paycheck

>>6317542
I guess that's up to interpretation
I'm sort of twinky I guess but I'm also 6'2" so I don't know if that's considered cute

>>6317562
Lovely but you probably don't because I'm a pretentious asshat.
Besides, I'm still grumpy

>>6317578
Probably shouldn't*

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>>6317594
sorry bruh
smooth qt boys are the boys for me

>>6317413
He's some /pol/fag struggling with his repressed homosexual desires and he copes with them by lashing out to gay people.

>>6317602

Cute. I wanna eat him in his face.

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>>6317608
Femgen grosses me out, they've all gone off the deep-end into turbo-twink territory and their personalities are too much like women too. I just want a cute skinny normal guy.

Sorry you can't handle rejection mate, iktf, pretty much broke down for a month the last time I got rejected.

>>6317625
Yeah, he's pretty beautiful

repostan from last thread and i need advice : I was in the sauna at my gym and this really cute otter type guy was in there naked(you technically aren't supposed to be naked according the rules) and we started talking, he said he was a swimmer and I said I have been wanting to learn how to swim correctly. He offered me his number incase I wanted him to show me some tips or whatever, should I hit him up? He didn't see gay or anything even though he complemented my body. He was drop dead gorgeous though, I'm surprised I didn't drop any spaghetti

>>6317648
Just fucking do it.
Either he's gay and you got youself a potential bf.
Or he's not gay and you got something nice to look at.

>"sexuality doesn't define me as a person! I exist beyond labels!"
>tfw you're blatantly effeminate

Why even live

>>6317648
Who would give a guy at the gym his number for swimming lessons? He wants the D

>>6317648
FUCK HIM

>>6317632
>I just want a cute skinny normal guy.
same
I want to date myself

>>6317671
Same, I'm perfect

>>6317686
Yes

>>6317663
>>6317670
I just got my wisdom teeth done but if I'm feeling better by monday I'll ask him if he still wants to.

>>6317686
Yes, but that gave me the weirdest boner.

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>>6317671
I actually think it's the same for me
But then when I find a guy I really like I get so invested in him and convince myself he's infallible
fuck this shit

>>6317694
>that's animal abuse
I'm conflicted about that
it's not like he made the dog do it or even indicated in any way that she should
could that be considered consent?

>>6317699
Do. And take him up on the swim coaching too, it's the best sport there is

>>6316955
>Oh well, why not, get that cock in your arse.

Jesus you have no idea. I'm worried it'll make things weird, though. Besides, he hasn't mentioned it yet.

>>6317005
>a friend whom I could discover my sexuality with with less judgement than i'd expect from a stranger would be pretty much ideal

Yeah. He admitted that he tried fooling around with two other guys before me, but that he likes this a lot better. We were pretty physical before all this started, so maybe that's why it feels alright to him?

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>>6317686
The fuck.

>>6317708

The dogs like a child.

It doesn't truly comprehend anything other than base needs or some mid level thinking.

It can't comprehend sexual abuse and exploitation unless it's sodmoized.

So because of that, it's preferable to not introduce animals into sex.

>>6317795
>the furry is appalled by this

I'm flabbergasted.

>>6317771
so if y'all don't fuck what do you do?

>>6317829
You don't. She'll always want to rim you now that she's done it and you'll always give in.

>>6317838
They interlock their legs and rub their meaty labias against each other

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>>6317620
There is literally nothing wrong with taking your homosexual frustrations out on faggots and going home to your wife

>>6317838
Pretty much everything up to oral. It's been pretty fantastic so far. If he never tries anything more, I'm fine with the way things are now, I think. Though he did try rimming me last weekend. That's never happened before.

>>6316629
legit the most jealous fucker here. I'm in the exact same situation but we haven't done anything. I don't think he's into me though

>>6316629
>love best friend since high school
>he didn't love me back

>>6317935
>>6317954
I don't think he's attracted to me in the romantic sense. He probably just feels the most comfortable messing around with me because we're close. I haven't asked him about it. I like to pretend, though.

>I don't think he's into me though
Has he said so?

>he didn't love me back
That's terrible. I'm sorry Anon.

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I wish I was a trans girl.
I could invade straight man places and get all the cummies and have everyone on the internet cum on me.

how do you make a cheerleader uniform look cute on a boy? Masc or fem, doesn't matter.

>>6318119

It does matter, though.

>>6318153
Ok
What i meant was more "can a non-fem guy look good in a cheerleader outfit"?

>>6317809

Army is the only one with a reasonable answer in this thread to that disgusting dog fuckers post.

Everyone report the dog fucker and KR, who are promoting beastiality which are rule violations.

>>6318202
Fuck off army

>>6318180
>no reply

Wow great fucking general you have here.

Damn those shitposters ruined such a great general of such flowing conversation.

Literally anything is better than dead.

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>>6317809
>The dog's like a child
I don't really agree with that analogy though
the kid's gonna suffer sever damage both mentally and socially but the dog's just gonna eat dinner and sleep because she's a dog

>>6317816
>>6317850
>>6317888
>hyuk
you're intolerable and it's not quirky or interesting. Drop name faggot

>>6318344
Well now that's not very nice now is it hyuk? You homo should apologize.

WHERE DA BFS AT

FUK

>>6318371
I ain't a homo hyuk

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>>6318362
You're as bad as one of those homestuck shitheads that LiKe tO TyPe lIkE ThIs
I know I'm just giving you attention but I don't even care because fuck you

>>6318390
Are you that 6ft 2in loser ""twink""?

You're not a twink hyuk. I only like trannies though lol hyukk

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>>6318390
sauce on the gif?

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>>6318398
damn bud you got me
because I definitely said I was a twink and didn't say "sort of twinky I guess" when asked to describe myself
try a little harder mate, you're trolling me so hard, might as well go the extra mile
hyuk

>>6318413
I wish I could tell you man, sorry

>>6318462
I just think that your attitude is very bad hyuk and I think you need to go to femgen and get on hormones because lel over 6ft twink lele hyuk hyuk

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>>6317813
Remember: fug bfs, never fug animals.

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>>6318499
You best remember that.

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>>6318493
Once again, not really a twink

>>6318559
Once again you're a loser hyuk

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>>6318572
All this from a guy who spends his time pretending to be Goofy on an imageboard for faggot weebs

>>6318584
So skinny. Hope that guy is okay.

>>6318584
All this from a guy who pretends to be a twink so some thirsty losers can pretend to be into him lelele hyuk hyuk

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>>6318593
Ouch. Got me again.

>>6318592
Wow, haven't seen you around in a while
Also that's fashion mate, tall and extremely skinny is pretty much a must, as ^ seems unaware of.

Do gays like muscular men?

>>6318630
Well yeah.
>>6318603
As long as he's getting by alright I guess. What's his latest fahshun?

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>>6318676
Sp even though im straight I think you're objectively the best looking person here along with sludge tbqh. Just thought you wanted to hear that...

>>6318603

Hey!
It's the Kleppe!
What's happening, Kleppe?
We missed you, you're a bastion of positivity in a dark, dark gaijin.

WOOOOO
I am the ghost of maki

>>6316435
>memerap

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>>6318686
K

>>6318761
Lol

>>6318755
What's your damage dude?
What do you get out of disrespecting the dead?

>>6318780
Wooooooo
I am in limbo with my tulpa

>>6318797
Don't go bullying his tulpa now the MAN is dead. Maki always respected people and loved everyone.

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>>6318676
Taavi Mand? He does all sorts of shit, pretty popular model.

>>6318705
Nah I'm not bully-chan
I think Hitler and him are in contact though iirc

>>6318831
yeah we talk daily <3

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>>6318863
But that was the only pic though? Your post however... hehehe.

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>>6318874
I don't know how you get away with avatarfagging and tripping with a girl character on mascgen but other trips wont name names because they are dead can't.

>>6318882
Simply what.

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>>6318891
Those stupid bara role players on mascgen I hate them. They make me mad and they probably smell like BO since they think not showering makes them manly.idk the mods need to wipe away that place tbqh.

>>6318831
No no. Your favorite one. Klepp or however it's spelt.
>>6318915
I think you need to simmer down a bit and then get back to me with a clear mind.

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>>6318929
Hey sp
*Flicks nose lightly

Im trolling you

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>>6319000

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>>6319015
Are you even gay?
I know you're married but you don't seem gay to me. You have a lot of pictures of girls saved as your avatar.

I mean im getting married to a guy soon because gay marriage is the hottest new meme on the block but im 100 especially right after he fugs my bum tbqh. Gay sex in general is pretty memey when you really stop and think about it...

tfw no niq bf

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>>6318929
Like I said I'm not Bully-chan
I just feel like posting qts and inspo sometimes

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>>6319036
*gf

>>6318831

Who are you, then?

>>6319038

We believe you, not-Bully-kun.

>>6319043
Oh.

Well I'd still love him/she/xir etc. anyway.
Guess I can't fly him to the US and put him on a marriage visa now.

Ay maki@hitler, answer your mail

What trip would you marry? : )

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>>6319038
>I just feel like posting inspo sometimes
have some skelly giraffe neck inspo

>>6319072
None are even gud man.
>>6319074
Neat walls there buddy.

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>>6319045
>>6319049
Just some anon
I post qts on here fairly often, often twink couples
considered tripping in the past but I figure it's not worth all the flaming

>>6319074
Effay af

Bullykuns a jerk that cheats on people for...CHAD.

He just goes for the biggest dick.

>>6319080
Thanks, painted them when I was like 16

>>6319082
idk about that
I'm just super skinny and I wear a combination of super tight and super drapey clothing that's all black
that's what looks best on my frame

>>6319099
who's chad?

>>6319082
hitler isnt effay hes a nerdy ass mall-goth era left over with trashy af tattoos to go with. steeze like a 2006 marilyn manson fan.
and his face is fucking busted t b h

>>6319082

Good taste.

>>6319129
You know who Chad is...CHAD!

>>6319140

He's actually pretty attractive in a fascist single-file-line kind of way. But he's kind of a dick.

>>6319140
the only "goth" things about me would be that I wear a lot of black and have black hair
but my hair is natural and I the clothes that I wear aren't typically considered goth in the slightest

and you post pics babe ; ^ )

>>6319145
you can have him back
I've moved on to 3dpd

>>6319150
Most of the trips fit that bill. Generally the nicer you are the uglier you are.

>>6319150
he has the face of a fucking babushka
hitler is only 'attractive' because he is young / hairless / effeminate and generally appeals to closet pederasts like yourself
7yrs from now when he is just a creepy old lisping faggot with a fucked up face he is not going to have anything going for him and t b h may as well just kill himself
>>6319163
you literally have a triforce tattoo
you arent even goth lol you just look like you shop at hot topic and listen to korn amd generally just have shitty taste

>>6319180
>Most of the trips fit that bill.
90% of the trips here are ugly as shit
and even if they're okay looking they have gross bodies

>>6319183
missed the tattoo part
I'll agree that I have trashy tattoos
but I'm definitely not effeminate
you've clearly never actually spoken to me

I do have shit taste tho
https://youtu.be/tSx2OSuEzDI

>>6319184
That's just because you're insanely picky.

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>>6319129
>>6319140
I was kind of joking
I actually find him pretty cute but definitely not effay

>>6319141
y-you too

>>6319191
NEW YORK CAAAARES

>>6319191
>but I'm definitely not effeminate

You came from femgen. Fem being key word. Now you want to act like just one of the guys? Just any regular dude bruh? Well you aren't and stop trying to pretend you are lol. Dont do a niq.

>>6319211
When femgen was originally made it was just for androgynous twinks
not what it's become now
hence why I am no longer there and condemn them all

apart from my looks and unfortunate gayvoice, I'm not effeminate

>>6319180

Fair. Niq's pretty groovy, though.

And Taylor was great - I miss Taylor.

>>6319183
>closet pederasts

Who said anything about closets?
I give myself exactly 1 year, and I'll be either dead or touring the world putting teenage boys on pedestals and then telling them their balls are too big for classical sculpture.

>>6319199

Cool.

>>6319199
thx babe
u too

>>6319219
so why was it not called androgyny gen
androgyny implies effeminacy anyway you fucking yid
>wants to be a make-up artist

>>6319184
>ugly as shit
Me ! Me !

>>6319238
You must be new
the "femboy" shit came way later
and I have never wanted to be a makeup artist
you're confusing me with some other faggot
I'm going to school for business lol

>>6319245
>and I have never wanted to be a makeup artist
>lying this blatantly
pretty sure there are posts by yourself in the archive proving you otherwise
what do you think we are going to make fun of you for being a tranny or summin

>>6319281
>there are posts by yourself in the archive proving you otherwise
find them then
I occasionally did makeup for theater in high school and can use makeup very well
but I have never wanted to be a makeup artist
like I said, I'm going to school for business

>>6319308
>I'm not effeminate
>I occasionally did makeup for theater in high school and can use makeup very well
fucking looney tunes
you seem very conflicted with yourself.
were you sodomised as a child? you have nearly all of the psychological attributes of someone who was sexually abused at a young age.

>>6319369
I'm also good at cooking. Does that make me a chef?
I got paid to do it and some of my friends did it also so I did it
Again, you've never actually spoken to me and you know nothing about me

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Hello everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKfoc6E4_5Q

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>>6319221
>>6319237
cheers

>>6319459
Wow, Circe and SP in one day
the nostalgia is real

>>6319281
in fairness the idea that makeup shouldn't be used by men is a retarded double standard anyways. Everyone seems to look better with good makeup regardless of how masculine they are

>>6319502
Oh I don't really care for men wearing makeup daily either
but I'm a hypocrite and fill my eyebrows in and have been known to wear raccoon eyes in the past
but I wouldn't say I wear makeup

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>>6319390
>Looking for another male homosexual my age to talk to.?
>I'm 16 and the fact I'm a closeted gay I don't have many other gays to talk to.
>So you can email me at [email protected]
lol i know a lot about you actually

>>6319517

You should wear your hair like whatshisface from that gay German brothers band did back in the day.

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>>6319517
I don't know I think if it were more socially acceptable it would be a great idea. Not necessarily heavy makeup but just stuff like covering up acne.

you were looking at a nosejob, too, right? I don't know how I would survive the weeks after while it heals.

>>6319524
damn that's pretty creepy mate

>>6319524
waw u googled my old skype username
u did it

what are you trying to prove?
that you have an obsession with me?
well mission accomplished

>>6319526
what

>>6319536
well yeah if you have acne then by all means use some concealer to reduce the temporary redness
and yeah I plan on getting my nose fixed
the pain would be worth it in the end
like most things that are painful

>>6319524

I forgot how cute underage Hitler was. His desperate Yahoo! search for gay fraternity is adorable.

>>6319547

You know, the "Monsoon" guy.

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I'm gonna get very tan and dye my hair black. The only reason I'm doing this is so I can wear mascara and it look at least somewhat natural. Right now I'm pale and have brown hair. It's gonna change my whole image and im kinda excited at how secsi Ima be

>>6319536
its funny because he always lies about being really sexually active during school and how all the boys wanted him
evidently not
>>6319547
just pointing out that you are full of lies and mentally ill and just a fucking odd ball really
it is petty but you are annoying me

>>6319571

Why you dissin' Heezy?

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>>6319563
like this?

>>6319565
pale people can have black hair too

>>6319571
>always
I've mentioned it maybe twice
and sleeping with closet cases that are just now coming out isn't the same as gay friends
the only other gay in my school was 6'4 300lbs and shaved his eyebrows off and was known as gay tank

you wouldn't be the first weirdo to have a strange fixation with me though
you'll have to get in line behind christmas hitler

>>6319579
why shouldnt i
>>6319592
maybe why ur nose is such a honk is because you wont stop fucking lying

>>6319592

No, no. Fancy Bill hair, all spiky and long and yaoi-looking.

>>6319636

Damnit, you're supposed to say "CUZ THE BOY AIN'T SHIT." You ruined the whole routine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwzeM2J3Emk

>>6319636
you've proven nothing other than the fact you are obsessed
obsession born of hate is still obsession

>>6319645
my hair is all short and shaved though
also that hair is terrible

>>6319654
>my hair is all short and shaved though

SAY SOMETHING I'M GIVING UP ON YOUU

>>6319654
whatever you literally 8yo fuck boy
didnt have to prove anything you are self-evident qt anus scar btw
ite bored now kys and die you fucking freak of nature stop hiding from the inevitable..bye!!! mwah xxx

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>>6319712

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>>6319592

Yeah but cmon u know tan looks better in pretty much all cases. Maybe it's just my preference. Plus when ur tan ppl can't see any blemishes u have on ur skin

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>>6319712

>>6319712
>you fucking freak of nature

Oh you.

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>>6319547
It's not even the pain that I would be scared of but the bruising

>>6319723
pale boys are best boys and you know it

>>6319753
>Those stretch marks

Like a mirror.

>>6319753

No no, tan with pale Bikini lines ;)

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>>6319753
O-oh my...

>>6319753
idc
bruising subsides and would be minor in comparison to the other negatives
like not being able to breath out of your nose for several weeks

and seconded, pale boys best boys

>>6319759
tfw never grew enough to get stretch marks
feels good to be a manlet skeleton

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>tfw no bf

>>6319773

I wanna be heroin chic but if I don't do pushups I get grandma wings.

How do I cancel a date without being a dick

>>6319792
gay

>>6319848
"I'm really sorry, but I have to cancel. Something has come up short notice. Again, I'm really sorry."

>>6319852
thanks hitler

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>>6319759
nobody's perfect bruh
I've got horizontal stretch marks all down my back like whip lashes from growth spurts

>>6319766
farmer's tan always kinda grossed me out, I dunno

>>6319773
>not being able to breathe out of your nose for several weeks
Jesus I didn't know about that one
the thing I don't like about bruising is that everywhere you go you'll be asked how it happened so you've gotta really own the fact that you got a nosejob

>>6319770
boybutt is life mate

I think im going to go full blown gg allin soon.

>>6319870
I'd have no problem admitting that I had a nosejob
especially if it's really good work
hell yeah I spent 5k to get my nose smashed in and shaved down

also those legs are too chubby for my taste

>>6319870

I have those except it's from doing a bunch of situps wrongly.

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>>6319870
>these butts

Yes, good. More. These remind me of my ex.

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>tfw just downloaded pic related manifesto


Such a beautiful man.

He really was an inspiration.

>>6320127
edgy

>>6320131
Women deserve to get killed though.

>>6320127
Oh fuck, that dude. Why couldn't he just kill himself if he was such a bitch. Nigga just started killing everyone cause he couldn't believe how empty he still was after shooting his problems. Atleast stick to your plan and not start nailing other niggas.

im starting to not be able to tell the difference between skinny girls ass and a boy ass or maybe i never noticed it before?

>>6320146
the perfect example of a beta male
wanted to kill women because he couldn't get any pussy
even I could fuck women and look at me

>>6320157
balls are tucked in
also that guy isn't that skinny
chubby legs

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>>6320146
I agree he did it wrong but he had the right idea. He killed his friends which is pretty bitchy shit. He should have shot up a rape victim counseling session right in the middle of a "chat" (where they all make up stories for attention). Instead he killed his friends and some 6 out of 10s.

That's why he's a meme though because he's a complete failure at absolutely everything.

>>6320167
Anybody can sleep with women. That's why I hate them tbqh. They aren't the prizes they once were they are all worn out and disgusting because they want to be "free" from the shackles of society.

They are just disgusting in every way. I have no clue how elliot couldn't get laid which adds to the meme. Being an attention whore gets you laid for whatever reason.

>>6320167
True also chubby legs are cute.

>>6320157
I guess looking at feminine guys long enough, I've just kind of learned the difference.

Is cuddling another guy gay?
I always avoided cuddling my friends and sleeping head to toe on beds with them, I'd always just choose the floor. It feels gay
thoughts fags?

>>6320191
gross
shit taste, imo

>>6320207
only if you get a boner

>>6320207
Uhhh... personally? I would say it's a little questionable. Not exactly gay if there's not the intimacy or love, etc. involved.

If it feels good and you both enjoy it? Go for it.

Also, if you don't get a boner: not gay.

>>6320207
Only if you dont say no homo.
>>6320218
He gotta have the booty and them legs. I feel sorry for you Mr.Skeletal c:

>>6320229
>Also, if you don't get a boner: not gay.
Girls don't let me little spoon and some fag at my work really likes me (his voice is kind of hot, it's really flamboyant) and I'm seriously trying to work in me getting little spooned but have it not be sexual

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>>6320239
I'm mainly into skelly boys
if they have a nice ass then great but if it's tiny idc really

>>6320244
>not be sexual

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>mfw a transgirl pisses on my face


Hyuk hyuk

>>6320270
>not be sexual
dude ik so im gonna have to play it weird
im gonna try and make it sad so he feels bad for me so hopefully he doesnt bone up
ive talked about girls in front of him so i dont think he'll try anything

>>6320244
If he's into you, he'll want it to get sexual.

You guys aren't actually into straight man poo are you right?

>>6320328
Is this that bad of an idea fuck
I thought I could like just friend zone his shit
he likes me, I'm not sure if he's fucking in love with me
I've just been oddly lonely lately and I had girlfriend issues so I thought it wouldnt be that fucking crazy for a gay guy to big spoon me
hes pretty fem but i think i could easily talk him into big spooning, id be fucking furious if he pulled some only little spoon shit
now you guys guys have me rethinking this whole idea

>>6320345
just do it faggot

>>6320347
dude i probably will but now I almost feel bad
I hope im not leading him on and hes fucking in love with me
or worse that it starts turning him on
idk ill try to wear like jeans or something harder incase this gets fucking weird
am i a fucking bad person for this

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Would you guys ever write your own manifesto? Or an autobiography?

This elliot rodger book is inspiring me. Hes so intelligent. Im going to write a manifesto xD

>>6320345
Cuddling is intimate, man. You get close with someone, you touch physically. That's not exactly "friendzone" level.

Why do you want to cuddle this guy? To be the little spoon?

>>6320423
Maybe I have a weird view of it then, granted at least 95% of the time I've cuddled it's been sexual but I've cuddled girls before and just fallen to sleep like if I was drunk of theres these two girls none of me and my friends fuck but they're kind of part of the group.

>Why do you want to cuddle this guy?

He mentions he also smokes so my thought was to go over there get smoked out and if I could some how manage it, it would be nice if he would be overly faggy and i could bitch about things and maybe cuddle
is this that big of a deal im fucking confused now

>>6320445
Ah, sounds like you just want the physical intimacy. That's fine because it's great when it works, but don't use this guy just for that. He might take things wrong and get hurt. I don't know the guy, so I can't say for sure...

At this point, do it and just roll with it. Maybe warn him in advance that it's nothing more.

>>6320445
Daddy issues?

>>6320470
dude i shit you not, mommy issues
but i dont want to date for awhile so i thought this would be good

>>6320454
fuck that kind of is using him, idk ill try to feel it out better

>>6320474
If it were me, I'd want to at least know the guys (your) intent.

>>6316105
feminism is cancerfeminism is cancerfeminism is cancerfeminism is cancerfeminism is cancerfeminism is cancerfeminism is cancerfeminism is cancer

>>6320477
I would understand if he got the wrong message, if I felt a hard dick against me I wouldn't be upset
i would probably just leave
fuck this conversation is weird
fuck dude ever since ive got into shemale porn ive turned so fucking weird

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>>6320485
Welcome to sexuality, friend. Complimentary awkward boners are by the door.

Dude, it's weird. Roll with it.

>>6320485
>shemale porn
t r a s h
kys

>>6320494
Yeah, I feel like I'm being pretty open about it, pretty fucking sure I'm not into guys but a gay voice is for some reason pretty nice

>>6320495
really i thought you fags loved bailey jay and shit

>>6320512

I like Roxy Red.

>>6320516
am i wrong or is that 100% not a shemale and just a pretty fem gay guy

>>6320512
gay guys like guys
not trannies
Bailey Jay is cool as a person though

WOOOOOOOOO
I am the ghost

>>6320526
Solid point, I just meant /lgbt/ in general but I worded it wrong

>>6320512
Best of luck then, I guess.

>>6320524

He was an emo twink.
Now he's a guy who dresses like a girl all the time, uses a girl's first name, and identifies as male. Maybe he's "genderfuck" or something - I don't think he's really a drag queen, and I'm not sure if he's just a transvestite. Could pass as a shemale, but yeah he's not. Yet.

>>6320540
Thanks anon, I'll try not to lead him on

>>6320558
I barely go into shemales so that's like next level for me, idk why i watch shemale porn sometimes, regular porn seems better but I feel like I cum harder from shemale porn?

>>6320579

I feel ya. I'm eating a bowl of cereal right now and I'm not even sure why.

>>6320600
i used to like cereal but i feel like ive changed, there was a while i ate cereal for fucking months at a time and now its maybe a once a month thing

>>6320625

Good so there's hope for me too thank God

>>6320630
what does your name mean

>>6320645

It's non sequitur built around evolving vowel movements. "Girl With Pneumonia," "Girl with Ebola," "Girl With E. Coli," "Earl with Pneumonia," "Girl With Pneumonic Drill." It could also be a euphemism for AIDs-related lung disease or a penis which might inflict such an illness.

>>6320659
Oh, I kind of get it.
I'm gonna go jerk off and sleep but gl on the cereal

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who /wantstobeaslave/ here?

>tfw I will never be 6'7 basket ball jock with huge feet and a qt short Asian bf

Why live ?

>>6321486
>tfw no big feet to lick
i'm not short or a chink though ;w;

>>6321499

Unfortunately my feet are size 8.5

>>6321513
baka desu onii senpai

>>6321545

Are there people out there who find small feet qt ?

>>6321552
i'm sure there are
but i want big feet desu
big sweaty feet~

>>6321558

>tfw I will never have huge feet

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>tfw new shoes

>>6321619
Holy shit, kill yourself.

>>6321619
I'm a boot man myself, nondescript stompers all the time.

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Sup sluts? I'm such a loser I'm going to a three day music festival completely alone. :) yay4mylife.


Plskillme.

>>6321740
Go there and slut out?

>>6321486
I can be short and asian bf
Not sure about qt part tho

>>6320339
disgusting

Ok quick question gaygen, how do you get random guys to kiss you

>>6321740
I went to bonnaroo by myself. I mean there was a buddy i met up with for a little bit but for the most part i was by myself. Was still a great time.

>>6322001
Why do you want that?

>>6322085
I-i just like it

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>have to take passport photo
>it's ok I feel good today
>Take picture
>one eye is halfway closed

"This looks great anon I'll use this one for your passport"

t-thanks lady

Fucking hate my eyelid

>>6322001
Wear a shirt that says "kiss me!" at a gay pride.

>>6321740

I remember when you weren't a slut. What happened to you?

>>6316105
Does anyone else think the age of consent for gay couples should be different?

>>6322397
And here we are.
After years of lobbying to get the age of consent for gay couples to be as low as that of straight couples, some random anon on the internet wants to fuck everything up.

>>6322397
No. The frontal lobe doesnt magically develop faster for gay people.

The function of the frontal lobe involves the ability to project future consequences resulting from current actions, the choice between good and bad actions (or better and best) (also known as conscience), the override and suppression of socially unacceptable responses, and the determination of similarities and differences between things or events."

>>6322434
But the consequences for gay couples aren't as bad. Nobody's getting pregnant and straight couples can get aids too

>>6322453
The whole point of age of consent laws is to protect kids/teenagers from being taken advantage of by adults. Your brain literally isnt developed enough to make a sound decision about sex at that age. Even 16/17 is pushing it. I disagree with laws that allow a 40 year old to have sex with a 16 year old, which is the case in several states. Because adults exert a certain influence just by virtue of being older, that makes it hard for a 16 year old to say no.

>>6321619
oh fucking kek. Man didnt even get the KD treys.
>>6322455
Videos and trial and error. Its fun if you have people to cook for too.

How do I prepare myself to bottom for a dick that's literally as thick as a coke can? I don't think I can handle it.

>>6322551
Well honestly if no one likes you that means there is probably something wrong with you. As someone who came from that man up and try to be a better person. Then people will come.

>>6322568
Bite the pillow tighter

>>6322551
Not on 4chan

>>6322568
>I don't think I can handle it
Then tell him that?

>>6319281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLRRC11eEr4
hey makeup is grreat

>>6319592
nobody is obsessed with you. i guess what ever you tell yourself to improve your mental state. wasn't your name blistex before hitler? you were not there at the beginning of femgen.

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today i found out that my crush (of about a year) is straight. How am i supposed to be happy now.

>>6322720
Find a new one?

>>6322720
you move on now that you know. Dont have to waste time anymore.

>>6322720
You upgrade.

>>6322262
When haven't I been? If I'm in a relationship I'm a slut for my man. If I'm single I'm a slut for everyone who will give me attention.

>>6322720
Just find a new str8 man to cursh on, he'll break your lil' heart again :)

>>6322720
Not.
You'll join the likes of me in the endless abyss of despair until you can't stand it anymore and either kill him or die trying.

>>6322720
Make him your best friend and just do some bro touching :^

>>6322983
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