MtFG: Flying Circus edition

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>mfw first for two generals

This thread iis older so it will get pruned.

>>6315348
Blame the bully anon for creating the "no robins" edition.

>>6315353
Seems odd.

I doubt it somehow.
As long as people migrate.

Just use the other one for now, thread wars are fucking stupid and the other one was furst

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Flannel

Right, fine, let's use the other one for now.

>>6315319
>>6315319
>>6315319

monty python is like the worst comedy show ive ever seen ngl

>>6316057
Well, I guess you don't understand good comedy then.
:P

>>6315331
We're here

>>6316057
agreed

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>tfw handsome manly man

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Dollface

>>6316059
i think a lot of people would probably agree with that assessment of me !
i just dont find slapstick humorous

>>6316063
cool ty anon

>repost:
Yesterday I took my E directly before going to bed. I had a lot of lewd dreamings. Is this related?

>>6316057
Pleb taste

went into town wearing a dress to buy fried chicken. idk why but there was packs of angry looking bellends in tracksuits everywhere. i didn't get harassed. i got my fried chicken and went home.

what the fuck is going on

>>6316068
Then you need to watch this.

IN FACT, THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE THREAD THEME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY

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>>6316070
o well

>>6316072
i think this is one of the big reasons i always disliked monty python
i saw this as a kid already knowing that i wanted to be a girl and it made me feel awful about myself and fed repression

>>6316059
honestly british and american humor are very very different, it's just culture. has nothing to do with quality

>>6316068
ya yw yw ofc

>>6316069
happens to me a lot. could be related, or you could've just been h*rny

>>6316074
>i saw this as a kid already knowing that i wanted to be a girl and it made me feel awful about myself and fed repression
...

I suppose I only find it funny because of circumstance and being self deprecating...

>>6316075
>honestly british and american humor are very very different
True.

The UK is very cynical.

>>6316075
The black knight is funny in any culture

Monty Python: humor for beta males

>>6316079
American humor, even the edgier, cynical kind, is crude and preachy by default.

mornin' grills

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>>6315356
>4 hours ago
still HANDS OFF

>>6316079
my favorite kind of humor is wordplay desu. even if it's in a different language (bakemonogatari) it's always fun

and irony but that's just 4chan

>>6316081
not to say that they're never funny, it's just that in my mind the vast majority of their stuff doesn't make me laugh

ay kill me

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>you will never get hugged or cuddled

>>6316095
Only if you kill me

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Who /virgin/ here?

>>6316115
/anal virgin/

>>6316115
me

daily reminder to get a bf all you have to do is just b urself
no makeup required
no dieting required

>>6315964
im ugly
before I was ugly and feminine
now im ugly and feminine
I stopped HRT and I still pass but I wish I was on it again
one day ;_;7

>>6315967
>>6315975
>imblying

looks mean as much as you want them to mean
if you care about them then you'll get people that do

>>6316115
all of our souls are virgins to the goddess europa

>>6316115
Morning Dana.

I don't think anyone new got laid unfortunately...

>>6316072
This just gave me feels.
>tfw it's a decent portrayal of actual repression, even though that's not even close to where the creators were trying to go with it
( ._.)

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>>6316115
Me.
Kissless and hugless virgin

>>6316124
>even though that's not even close to where the creators were trying to go with it

I wouldn't be so sure.

Python were years ahead of their time desu.
I wouldn't be surprised if one of them was trans...

>>6316122
Tfw didnt get laid

>Think it would be cool to go for a Warrior Woman/Valkyrie look.
>Realize this would just end up looking terrible and gross.

Goddammit.

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>tfw running up stairs and you feel your butt jiggle

I'm not that overweight, am I?

>>6316115
does getting ones tip inside your ass count as losing your anal virginity

>>6316120
or just open your ass and get a hard dicking

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>>6316135
>tfw heading up stairs and you see someone run past booty jigglin

>>6316117
>>6316119
>>6316120
>>6316125


what up fellow wizards

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Hey mtfg I just want to say that watching the movie "falling down" was a totally eye opening phenomenon which I may never experience with a film ever again, i totally recommend it since no other film can mix the genres of comedy, thriller and drama all in one package... this isnt just another movie its an absolute classic and should be a permenant fixture of american culture Dont believe me? See it for yourself

>>6316127
Oh, well idk then.
But I still thought it was just depressing and not funny at all.
I dunno, maybe my american brain just can't wrap itself around the more cynical parts of british humor.

>>6316141
Butt I have a boy booty!

>>6316115
>tfw not virgin at all
mmm.. sex

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>>6316142
Just being too ugly for any human to like me and playing Overwatch

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>>6316115
me

>>6316145
I adore that movie. So quotable, the guy in the shop is right from my own personal hell. I remember as a kid when I was desperate and dehydrated to a point of blurred vision and a shopkeeper was trying to choke the pennies out of me. Cheapest drink in the shop £1.20. I should go back, find him and kick his ass.

>>6316154
>Just being too ugly for any human to like me and playing Overwatch

aaahhh

a true wizard in the making

I am proud of you anon.

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HOLY FUCK IT'S HERE
MY HRT IS FINALLY HERE
HOLY SHIT

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just do it

>>6316168
Picture!

>>6316168
bost pics

>>6316168
Grats platy.

>>6316168
managed to sneak them past?

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i'm enjoying the theme music to this tread

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>>6316165
h-haha yeah

>>6316168
don't OD, calm down and enjoy the next.. FOREVER

>>6316154
at least you can play overwatch desu, there are some plebs out there with PCs so bad they can't

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>>6316175
>sad boys
BE MY GF(pls)

>>6316150
Boy butt, girl butt... They all get pinched the same way :3c

>>6316183
>///<

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>>6316161
Ive had an aclohol good morning

Hello

>>6316134
Just go for it.
If you end up thinking you look too mannish, then you could just stop lifting and eat less. Losing muscle is easy when you're on hrt.

FUCK yung lean

I think I better go to the meeting tonight and then spend time with friends after. Distract myself from this day. Unfortunately I have all day to think about it.

>>6316168
Yeah!!!!

>>6316175
Ooh! Lots of albums...

>>6316183
Damn you anon....


I want a qt to pinch my butt so I can fall back into their arms and then they kiss me an-

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
STOP THAT!

I lost 20 lbs before hrt to lose all body fat. now that I am on hrt I want to gain weight but I cant do it.
What should I do? I need the fat for my boobs :(

>>6316203
tfw can't lose weight

>>6316115
yes for now

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>>6316193
n o

>>6316203
count calories and make sure you're above your daily requirements

>>6316206
count calories and make sure you're below your daily requirements

>>6316203
Eat three meals a day and snack on calorie dense food like walnuts. Put olive oil/butter in your meals. Drink a few glasses of whole milk.

Basically anything that adds calories without making you feel too full.

>>6316193
trash taste confirmed
and I usually think trannies are crazy cus other stuff.. now I know in your case its crazy bad taste

just read on the box the chicken i got said '8 portions' and i ate the whole thing alone. a pound and a half of chicken, breadcrumbs and then additional ketchup

>>6316217
;-;

>>6316115
>tfw dp virgin

>>6316193
based yume right for once

>>6316186
oooo i want icecream but im on a diet................


;_;

>>6316200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE_jOD2Fxvs
Makes me think of this song, i always think of this song :')

>>6316225
im not her

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>tfw tired and hungry
Any anon with a foot fetish wanna massage my feet? They hurt so badly rn

>>6316217
h-how do you even..

>>6316226
iktf
I'm doing keto rn and ALL I WANT IN THE WORLD IS SOME POUTINE fml

>>6316228
Thanks anon!


>>6316230
Morning Grace!

(I don't have a foot fetish, but I'd do it to be nice anyway)

>>6316232
are you in mtl???

>>6316233
Hello Sirona! Thanks for the thought at least ;_; I hope youre doing well!

>>6316232
i'm a pro at many basic human functions

>>6316239
A little under the weather possibly, but not too bad otherwise.

>>6316236
noope, BC
we have poutine too yknow..

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>>6316221
Really raising the bar there Elanna.

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>tfw no filthy finn to cuddle and make fun of for their stupid accent
WAKE ME Up

>>6316248
Go get puru!

>>6316210
>>6316213
But is it healthy to eat like that?
I pretty much scrapped all the sweets out of my life. I dont want to fall back into my "eat whatever is in front of you" state.

>>6316246
oh ok... i didn't know... ;~;

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Do I look like a girl or a crossdressing boy?

>>6316192
Do you think mostly swimming and some light weightlifting would be best?

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>>6316230
I'd massage your feet. No fetishes or weird stuff involved, though my hands tire out pretty fast.

>>6316168
Thing's are going to get better now! Congrats platy.

>>6316248
>filthy finn
Sounds pretty gross desu.

>>6316221
fug
i realised why i never see you sleep

we have the same sleep pattern

>>6316254
you look like a filter

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>>6316221
You're dead kiddo

>>6316247
>>6316221
#lifegoals

>>6316254
Non passing trans girl. How long on hrt? are you the one that was stealing their sister's clothes?

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>>6316251
no
>>6316256
NO
>>6316254
POST BOIPU$$I

>>6316253
yeah its a nation-wide thing lawl

>>6316254
CD desu srry

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>>6316259
>having a sleeping pattern

>>6316252
If you wanna gain fat you gotta eat more, no way around it. If you have willpower/apetite you can go the harder way and eat clean to gain weight but you're going to feel full every day from all the fiber and spend more time making meals.

Gaining weight on unhealthy food wont hurt you too much if it's just for a while to gain a few pounds though.

If you have self control I am sure you'll be able to change back to a normal diet after a while either way.

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>>6316247
ty ty I have some life goals to meet

>>6316259
Awe, yeah, I also post here pretty much all the time cus unemployed rn :(

>>6316263
Y? ;~;

>>6316264
Yeh

>>6316254
The noise+denoise filter makes this photo look like we are looking through that blurry shower glass type stuff.
You might pass, but the picture doesn't give enough detail. I'm inclined to say you don't, but that could be down to luck with regards to the shitty image.

>>6316273
>I also post here pretty much all the time cus unemployed
s-snap!

>>6316273
having goals is important
>tfw your exgf left you because you didnt have serious enough goals
>tfw your only real goal was to be with her and live happily

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should i go for a run tonight mtfg...? idk

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>>6316270
If I become a trip, will this disturb the balance of german master race and normie trips in this thread?

>>6316282
post feet after

>>6316282
yes

>>6316283
uwot? there are lots of awkward weeb trips too, its fine just do you

>>6316282
Yeah.

>>6316283
idk you a nazi or normie?

>>6316284
Gross desu

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Who wants to get day drunk rn

>>6316248
what is this estrogen you take making you more of a fgt

>>6316286
ur gross desu

>>6316286
cant you see I am aryan >>6316283

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>>6316273
Going to rekt you

>>6316288
I would but out of liqour desu
fucking dad stole mine

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>>6316284

>>6316285
>>6316286
ok i'll go in a bit then

>>6316273
Get into the porn industry, you can make your dream come true and get a job.

It's a win/win, except the herpes.

>>6316261
>>6316275
my camera is kind of shitty ngl, I might try later with something better

>>6316264
3 months, I "borrowed " the shirt from my mom and got the skirt from my school's lost and found

>>6316267
nah

>>6316268
thanks for honesty

>>6316282
Yes

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>>6316282
Yeah, unless you wanna get bullied about it first.

>>6316251
NO

>>6316288
it's not even 10am you fucking alchie

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my favorite dress in the wedding dress shop sold :(
i'm glad i snapped a picture of it. i wanna get married in this dress

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>tfw the only swedes who come here are chasers

>>6316291
Just antidepressants l-lol

>>6316288
I feel sorry for you and the whore of a gf you have. Beep was right and you're a piece of shit Robin Hewelt

>>6316294
fite me

>>6316291
rude

>>6316295
Oh ok. Sure go for it. Are you sufficiently /pol/ minded?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3SM4G6SaFg
that cute melody in the background courtesy of ultimate qt yung sherman

>>6316302
Stop posting that picture you ugly fucking hon.

tfw talking to qt trans grill on grindr. sends me a butt hole shot by accident and never logs on again. guess ill go back to cis dudes :(

>>6316310
GUARDS

Hi y'all
I love you!
Please be nice to one another

>>6316308
my penis will fite u

>>6316305
>tfw the only finns who come here are trannies

>>6316303
its always HIGH NOON somewhere

>>6316305
swedes are too busy being cucked by ahmed

>>6316304
>tfw you own your favorite dress
its not a wedding dress but damn I can't wait for it to warm up a little more

>>6316314
hi red

>>6316312
Not sure why I laughed so hard at this.

>>6316312
She wants you to chase her anon. Find her. Start showing people the picture and ask if they've seen her.

>>6316316
Mine's probably bigger desu

I'm a cisles goin on a date with a mtf next week. She's super nice and smart and funny but...she literally just started transitioning and I just don't know if I'm down with that. I don't know if I'm down with any of this in general but, she's such an interesting person that I feel like I should give her a chance. A big part of me is really apprehensive about this whole date, like I'm talking myself out of it? I don't know, can someone alleviate my fears please

>>6316304
I hope I get married soon...

>>6316308
tbqh I ve never been on /pol/, actually I am a really nice and caring person

>>6316322
how big is yours?

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>>6316317
Best trannies though ;)

>>6316314
Hiya Red!

>>6316322
Solid advice :^)

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>>6316300
I lost my chance to do porn when I had my winky cut off :(

>>6316296
No, strawpoll doesn't lie, it will be a battle of the ages and it will be a draw.

>>6316280
;~;
pls gib job I'll work for cuddles

>>6316281
Well yeah, also there's obviously more serious goals there but life goals are p important. That sucks though, do you have more life goals since then?

>>6316325
>I am a really nice and caring person
That's really nice. Need more people like you.

>>6316323
youre going to meet an interesting person. dont be attached to any outcome.

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>>6316310
I only started my animu folder recently, in a few months it'll be so big you won't see the same images repeated as often. Also if I can't stop being a hon myself what makes you think you can stop me.

>>6316317
Is that a bad thing?

>>6316327
trannies are weird tho

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>>6316325
>actually I am a really nice and caring person

thats alright, we can fix you and recruit you for our cause!

>>6316324
non monogamous marriage is a sham and you're a disgrace

>>6316334
I just don't like you posting that certain character you uggo.

>>6316323
You are talking yourself out of it. All your relationship needs is time. You will see how quickly she will adjust. She will be your perfect gf in only a few months.
You have the chance to be part of the most exciting and important epsiode of her life.

>>6316326
It's like a baby

>>6316329
People should listen to me more.

>>6316324
>wanting to get married "soon"
>when you dont even have a partner
calm down red jeeze

>>6316330
no, I'm at a pretty blank spot in life rn desu
its like.. my career is where I want it to be; even if I don't make much money.. thats the industry I'm in
I'm a girl.. I've been passing for like 6 years now or something

its like.. why is it so hard to believe that I was just comfortable and happy for fucking once? I wasn't being lazy with her I was just content with things

and shes loaded anyway so its not like the money is a big deal

>>6316337
>thats alright, we can fix you and recruit you for our cause!

Says one of the nicest people here...

>>6316330
enough of those srs pics are from porn sites. one was even of a friend of mine and idek if i was supposed to see that FELTWEIRDMAN

>>6316342
>its bigger
>its a baby

pickone

how BIG?

>>6316343
I DO have a partner!
Her name is Kaylee and she's the love of my life

>>6316072
reminder that Robin's dad sang this to her when they meet.

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>>6316344
>Says one of the nicest people here...

d-dont talk badly about me when I am around ;~;

>tfw talking to cis girl friend about wedding dresses and where to have a wedding

Sadness is washing over meeeeeee

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god this took too fucking long ugh I hate taking pics of myself

>>6316170
>>6316171
ok this was like the one I hated the least
I suck at taking pictures of myself don't judge
also my hair is a mess >.<
>>6316174
my step brother signed for them but I don't think he noticed anything strange
>>6316177
thanks, I'll try
>>6316256
I hope they do :)
thank you, my favorite memelander

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>>6316336
I'm sorry ;_;

>>6316347
Like a baby. As in 7lbs6oz

>>6316330
>pls gib job I'll work for cuddles
i don't have any work for you to do though :p
maybe i could get you to find me a job [spoiler]and get me to start mones[/spoiler]!
if you do a good job, there is a well paid cuddle bonus in it for you

>>6316348
just move to ohio and marry all your partners.

>>6316353
tell me what to play im b o r e d

>>6316350
:P

>>6316352
your face will look better when you stop vomiting your food, that really recks it even if you like how your belly looks.

>>6316358
enter the gungeon?

>>6316351
I thought you had a bf

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>>6316337
Alright. As soon as I have my trip I will report for duty.

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>>6316339
Is she your waifu or something?

>>6316348
well
w/e
;_;

>>6316351
its okay, its better than actually having talked to your now ex about getting married and running off to hong kong together and having kids and stuff..

>>6316355
>only 7lbs

but thats tiny anon

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>>6316358
Overwatch or dota with me :)

>>6316352
lol i meant to post your pills

but i like the windex

>>6316370
fuck overwatch

dota i could consider tho...

>>6316322
no lol. She knows where I work and comes in on occasion, but usually on weekends and I work weekdays. I just want to date other trans people. :( she had a really cute butt too.

>>6316373
best spice.

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>>6316364
perfekt
Unsere Ehre heißt Treue

>>6316367
W-what? :l

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>>6316345
Oh geez that's awkward...

>>6316356
I'll bully you until you get on mones. U don't wanna cross me I'll force feed u those girly pills if I have to

>>6316343
Awe ;~;
Well idk it sounds like you're at a point in your career where it's a slog rather than actually feeling deeply rewarding. I'm sure you'll get to a point where you're content again but right now is one of the downturns

I hope Kaylee marries me in a big cute wedding ceremony!

>>6316378
TAKE MY 30 POUND PENOR IN UR BUTT

>>6316360
I did it... like once because the cake I ate was making me sick to stomach and now I'm bulimic I guess
but no I don't like my stomach, it's gross because I was pretty fat then lost weight(not throwing up lmao)
>>6316373
oh
rip

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>>6316305
so if men who take an interest in trans girls are labeled as chasers...

what do you call men who have no idea the girl they've taken interest in is trans, yet they continue to pursue a relationship with them even after they find out? does that make them a chaser at that point? or are the people here actually delusional enough to believe they're 100% straight and don't care at all that you were once a male and still have a cock or remnants of a cock?

I want someone to actually explain this to me because from what I gather this whole chaser hate thing is some grade A double standard bullshit.

>>6316356
why cant u find a job. wash dishes or something.

>>6316385
what did you order and what dosage are you going to get on?

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going to college lads

who wanna hang out

>>6316365
No
Bad memories

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Good morning sunshine sparkles.

>>6316383
Ok. Let's do this.

>>6316375
just find another on grindr/okc/tinder. I believe in you

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>>6316374
Oki~~
>>6316386
Makes them gay m8
>>6316392
Buy a gun and shoot yourself

>>6316392
Good morning Kayla! How was the move?

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>>6316386
>what do you call men who have no idea the girl they've taken interest in is trans
You call them blind.

>>6316380
idk if slog is the right phrase for it.. I get busy periods and sometimes just "take a week off lul". So thats where I'm at rn.. no work for awhile

The not-rewarding part comes from the fact that our projects keep getting delayed by incompetent bumblefuck retards and its completely out of my hands.

>>6316386
>so if men who take an interest in trans girls are labeled as chasers...
chasers are men who want you exclusively because you are trans, which tends to wreck your selfesteem because you're not a femboy. they don't see you as anything close to a woman.
if that's not the case you're not a chaser. don't persecute yourself.

>>6316388
spiro and progynova, starting with 50 mg spiro. then increasing dosage over next few weeks
I'll settle on 4 mg prog and 200 mg spiro eventually

>>6316386
trannies are insane, never expect anything they say or do to make any amount of sense.

>>6316395
ring mig

>>6316395
>Buy a gun and shoot yourself
u first sweetheart

>>6316396
I moved back after only 3 days on my own. Starting to think it was a bad idea.

>>6316273
Truly an aspiring young maiden of chastity and purity. If I'm ever in Canada feel free to call your ex and we'll be a tag team.
>>6316330
>pls gib job I'll work for cuddles
>Elanna will never be your sidekick coworker
>You'll never score free bf points by doing the hard stuff for her.
Also, didnt you have a job, what happened to that lab thingy.

>>6316297
Ima start with absinthe
>>6316306
Idk I haven't done anything but point out when people do fucked up shit to me, it's like a theme now. I try to form relationships, I get doxxed, molested, betrayed, forceably outed, heart broken etc.
>>6316303
That's quieter talk

http://www.strawpoll.me/10386835
If you had to pick between these 2 choices..
Orchi or SRS?

>>6316403
>I moved back after only 3 days on my own.
your head takes at least 2 months to start a new routine, you have to stand that unconfortable time until it becomes second nature.

>>6316408
Orchi for now honestly. I feel like I need to be in a completely different position in my life for SRS to make any sense...

>>6316397
s m h

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>>6316402
Vart?

>>6316405
why did you go back to the trip that everyone knows?

>>6316400
I am happy for you.
Thats similar to my dosage. I am on 25 mg cypro and 4 mg prog. I had really fast skin and mental health improvements.

I hope you will experience similar results. Wish you the best :)

>waking up at 1 pm
@___@

all of you read whipping girl now

>>6316408
seriously leaning towards hongina now since techniques really haven't improved at all for at least over a decade. don't feel any sense in waiting

>>6316330
No it'll be ripping out your entrails through your vag

>>6316380
>I'll force feed u those girly pills if I have to
okay
you start tomorrow

>>6316387
wherever i try, i always get:
>just upload your resumé on our website xD (basically fuck off)
>oh thanks i'll put your resumé on the pile here for the boss (basically you are guaranteed to not even get a reply)
>sorry, we forgot to take down the sign! (another fuck off)
>etc

even for shitty jobs
it's tough in our labour market, because we are paying the price of mass deregulation and poor economic planning by consecutive conservative governments
our unemployment rate is higher than anywhere in the us

>>6316421
Not until you read Dune.

>>6316417
o lol whoops

>>6316386
Fuck. You guys should really shut up and listen more. Trans girls are talking.

Being a chaser takes more than being interested in trans girls. It's about a handful of common abusive attitudes and behaviours.

They're especially common in the kind of person who decides that it's their right and obligation to enter trans spaces and try to "argue logically" that trans girls should love them, or are wrong not to.

>>6316428
im serious do it

>>6316421
did that ages ago, now what?

>>6316363
>>6316366
Oh wow did I misspeak
She is a cis girl who also happens to be my friend. I'm a lonely person lol

>>6316434
get the rest of mtfg to read it

>>6316408
>this many AGP fetishists

>>6316403
You move back out right this instant, young lady! You'll lose your balls a lot faster if you stop running away from life.

>>6316433
you can't imagine how serious I am.

>>6316403
You left because you can't deal without the comfort of your mother

>>6316288
beat you to it... I got out the mead and almost have 750 ml finished already.

>>6316437
that sounds like a lot of work. can i just offer to lend it to the next trip i see?

>>6316403
kayla i want to help what can I do

>>6316430
>They're especially common in the kind of person who decides that it's their right and obligation to enter trans spaces and try to "argue logically" that trans girls should love them, or are wrong not to.
I love that one. Could you imagine someone stopping a group of cis girls talking to explain why they should settle for him?

>>6316436
Are you gay or straight?

>>6316423
>>6316414
Thank you both, my province just passed coverage for surgeries so now i'm really trying to decide what direction to go.

>>6316399
>chasers are men who want you exclusively because you are trans
In that case, the vast majority of people here are chasers because they want cock. Everyone wants someone for some specific reason, it doesn't mean they're fetishizing or objectifying you.
>they don't see you as anything close to a woman.
So then what about the men who are fully aware that you're trans, yet see you as a woman, and would still like to pursue a relationship with you? Most of the people you all deem "chasers" would like just that, but they're given a hail of hate and ran off only for you people to turn around and wish for boyfriends and cock.

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>>6316398
Ooh ok yeah that can kill even the best of jobs when you're pretty much subject to the incompetence of others. Are you able to take a second job until things pick up?

>>6316404
Definitely, after last time tho I'll be hard pressed to get my ex into bed so I'll just have to rope someone else into it :3
Also, I was in school. I worked a lab position during my degree but now I'm done with school and unemployed. So far been hunting for work for about a month ;~;

>>6316427
Ok! Gib girly pills

>>6316426
I'll break ur face :)

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>>6316419
thats good to here, thanks anon :)

>>6316438
AGP isn't a burn on its own anymore, i don't think--unless you are literally an ageing hon obsessed with the theory

>>6316405
You deserve it for teasing people here and thibking you're some alpha guy

>>6316446
If you're a nice person and have a body i'm probably attracted to you

>Gib girly pills
but i haven't got any :p
that's the bit i stumble at

>>6316451
Not when I teleport behind you mii'lady

>>6316445
Yes. I've seen it done.

>>6316420
hon

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http://tal9000.tumblr.com/post/21683805716/download-whipping-girl-as-free-pdf-epub


read it

http://tal9000.tumblr.com/post/21683805716/download-whipping-girl-as-free-pdf-epub

im seeing if anime gets peoples attention

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>tfw trip crush

>>6316461
iktf

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>>6316438
Since when has srs been agp?

The word hon is used so incorrectly now.

>>6316442
Your mead isn't 160 proof
>>6316418
You can break any trip if you wanted it, if someone wants to be weird and cause chaos for luls, that's just being lazy at this point

>>6316447
oh, that my situ too. ontario covered it for a while, but i didn't believe it cos they were leaving everyone hanging and declining people for things like "unresolved mood and anxiety issues" but now all of the sudden EVERYONE I KNO HAS VAGINAS and idk what changed but i want one too now

>>6316461
>tfw trip gf

>>6316441
she wouldn't stop texting me about stuff and getting in my head

>>6316444
fifty thousand dollars and a plane ticket to Thailand

>>6316439
but apartments feel like jail cells, I had a panic attack the whole time I was there, I didn't even have a parking space, I had to park on the street

>>6316456
>>6316451
didn't link the two posts D:

>>6316448
>In that case, the vast majority of people here are chasers because they want cock.
do you have the reading comprehension of a 10 y/o?
first, people who want a cock in their partner are not exclusively chasers just like prefering white people doesn't make you a racist. the surrounding elements make it. if you want only a white partner because other races are subhumans then you're a racist and your tastes are a secondary part of that characteristic. if you exclusively want a transwoman because she's not a woman, you're a chaser.

>you deem as chasers
boogiemen and all that, while chaser are extremely obvious on-line, irl you usually find out once you enter what is basically an abusive relationship.

>>6316468
>tfw trip exgf

>>6316468
I'm jelous. It won't happen for me. I wish I could stop it but I can't.

>>6316462
;_;

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>>6316461
she's asleep

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>>6316468
>tfw trip
>>6316454
I did deserve being molested for teasing people, I'm sorry I didn't see that

>>6316458
do you have a greentext of that? sounds hilarious.

>>6316459
Lol

>>6316461
i don't even live near a trip
i sorta want to become a trip so that other anons in my area have a trip they can meet, but i don't want to be dragged into trip drama

>>6316476
please

>>6316448
>So then what about the men who are fully aware that you're trans, yet see you as a woman, and would still like to pursue a relationship with you? Most of the people you all deem "chasers" would like just that
Pretty much. Which is why I post with this name here, because I figure if I'm a cis guy posting in the thread, then I'm automatically going to get labelled as a chaser anyway whether I have any intentions or not, so let's just skip the paperwork.

>>6316475
>tfw ex trip

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>>6316465
I don't think I ever used it correctly

>>6316467
In 2008 we got funding again, but still had to go through CAMH for assessment. As of March, we don't need to go through CAMH. And yeah, I want to feel more comfortable with my body shape, and my options for sex, too.

>>6316480
you can be the mtfg prophet of your very own postal code!

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>>6316470
>>6316456
Go online and buy soooome :C

>>6316457
I'll teleport behind ur teleport :^)

Either way I gotta be deneeting myself so that I can see a friend later, bye for now thred

>>6316479
i love u maddie

> tfw you have 100000 $ but your are too scared to do ffs and srs

>>6316453
>>6316463

>I want to keep my penis
>gets happy being a dickgirl like in the animes

>>6316386
>what do you call men who have no idea the girl they've taken interest in is trans, yet they continue to pursue a relationship with them even after they find out?
nice guy...

>>6316405
>absinthe
I love the stuff. Sadly no supply of the real stuff.

>>6316466
no, but it 40 proof. I have some 80 proof vodka to follow it with. I may drink that on ice. Nothing to drink it with other than milk.

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Who else /stalking a trip/ here?

>>6316482
if you're cis and aren't interested in transgirls why are you even here? couldn't you please go away?

>>6316489
give it to me

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>>6316488
Hi bb!!!

>>6316485
yeah i wanna get surgery before they elect conservatives again

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>>6316489
give it to me then coward

>>6316427
damn :/ sex work an option? Id share my estrogen if u went down on me.

>>6316484
but thats a bad thing, its gotta have power behind it or else they might not just off themselves desu

>>6316451
naa, not really
I'm at a point where any parttime job I would be massively overqualified for

>>6316499
>calls other people coward
>can't even move out of mommy's house
Lol

>>6316475
You deserve more
I hope the network puts you down

>>6316493
I'd love to try the real wormwood absinthe one day. I hear so many stories its almost got a mythical standing amongst drinks.

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>>6316493
>nice guy...

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>making out w guy i just met at a party all night
>6'2" fit guy
>things start getting hot and heavy
>take him home
>ppl are chillin there
>decide to blow him in the hall rather than take him inside cause ppl
>were hooking up next to my apt door
>pull his pants down
>a wild micropenis appears
>look away and say "i just cant do this"
>slam/lock door in his face
>hear him punch the wall and leave

Heh

>>6316507
thats a real dick move

>>6316506
this is a great image

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>>6316488
I am interested, just not exclusively interested.

>>6316488
But I love maddie more.

>>6316500
i'm just lucky that my parents are letting me leech off of them while i finish my degree
if things don't look up for a year or so after i finish it, i'll probably do something radical

>>6316507
Damn, that's stone cold.
I feel bad for him.

>>6316507
lmfao.. you did the right thing anon
good work

>>6316505
its not THAT special, like it can be trippy but its nothing compared to acid etc

>>6316509
hi ufufu, hru

>>6316485
this still haunts me tho cos i'v never found a straight answer: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/3jb2o3/grs_with_dr_brassard_do_any_postop_pictures_exist/cuo4rj6

like anyone i guess, i want the least honny of a hongina possible SO THIS JUST SOUNDS LUDICROUS

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>>6316508

>>6316471
>do you have the reading comprehension of a 10 y/o?
I'm just trying to understand this hateful mentality towards people who actually want to be with you, that's all.
>first, people who want a cock in their partner are not exclusively chasers just like prefering white people doesn't make you a racist.
You could apply the same chaser-hating mentality to both of these things, I want a man for his giant cock and rippling muscles, that makes me a chaser in regards to both of those things. I want someone who is as white as can be, I could also be called a chaser for that.
>chasers are extremely obvious online
Anyone who's cis and taking interest in trans girls are automatically labeled as a chaser here, I've seen it plenty of times.
>irl you usually find out once you enter what is basically an abusive relationship
>abusive relationship
And this way of thinking is why hardly anyone here has a boyfriend, most of you are so consumed by paranoia it seems.

>>6316510
First reply should have went to >>6316495

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>>6316509
Thanks! its actually my own design

>>6316509
legend of the galactic heroes is a great anime

>>6316513
In honesty I didn't like acid, granted it was probably the acid trip that made me realise "wait a minute I think i'm into men" but the trip as a whole was scary and uncomfortable. :/

>>6316503
Why would a sane person give up a gigantic pool, a killer view, no neighbors, my own parking space, and a giant house?

>>6316509
>>6316521

Oops i need to learn to 4cha

>>6316506
i would go out with a nice guy
i want to be the one dragging him around, not visa versa

>>6316513
>did the right thing
What a cunt you are
Hope you get raped fatty

>>6316524
To gain independence, in some ways it's better than all that.

>>6316524
To make their own path in life
a home they can call their own that cannot be uprooted from them.
a place where they can feel at absolute peace and comfort.
Its all your rules, its all your space.

No one can come in and tell you shit, its your castle now.
Your opportunity to build your empire and be its matriarch.

>>6316523
really depends on the quality of the acid AFAIK.. like some stuff can be meh or creepy, and then other stuff.. yeah anyway

>>6316527
o look random shitposting anon is back, hi anon

>>6316531
Hi fatty
Kys my man

>>6316524
Ur right sorry there is nothing pathetic about a 27 year old single woman with no job and no prospects living alone with her mother

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_Gardens

>>6316518
why you so right my dude?

>>6316529
>>6316528

it was a rental room and two dirty guys lived there too so I didn't lose much of an opportunity, the place was a pig pen

>>6316533
Says the man who claims to have a PhD but talks like a brain dead drag queen

>>6316531
Actually that's a good point. I really didn't know anything of its quality at the time.

I guess I still feel put off by it. Oh well.

>>6316523
desu i don't really enjoy acid either. the trip in general is too long for me (12-14 hours forces me to plan out a day to trip). and it gave me a full blown psychosis after my second time

>>6316518
>I could also be called a chaser for that.
you keep forcing some weird definition
A chaser isn't someone who wants dicks, their search for a transwoman is a secondary part of what makes them a chaser. The issue is that they don't see you as a woman and usually will prevent you from fully transitioning.

>I've seen it plenty of times.
maybe because they are obvious chasers, we don't use the term that much for people irl.

>And this way of thinking is why hardly anyone here has a boyfriend, most of you are so consumed by paranoia it seems.
people who don't have a partner here tend to be neet with no social interaction. if you payed attention to how they behave instead of seeing everyone as generic trannies you would notice. the issue with chasers is that they see you as a fetish and not a person, and that's never good in any kind of relationship.

really, if you're not human trash your not a chaser. no amount of forced logic or argumentation will change how people see your actions.

>>6316537
That's a different thing I didn't see you mention, you should try to find a nice place to live alone, even if it's small.

It's a pretty nice experience, I'll choose to live in a studio alone than in a big house with family every time.