/mtfg/ No Robbins Edition

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first for farts

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1st for Flannel

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>>6315319

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Alright girls, everyone post your trip crushes!

nth for missing
No bullying
No hugboxing
No tumblr shit
No *actions*
No drama
Previous >>xxxxxxxx

Let's do our best, girls!

>6315322
Idk much about Sweden but it should be ok? generally don't you all mind your own business?

>>6315335
I am cancelling this post

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oh shit waddup

Bad edition.

Come to the good thread.

>>6315331
>>6315331
>>6315331

>>6315342
how is the detransition going?

>>6315333
Come on, really? Stop posting her picture.

>>6315335
Grace tbqh

>>6315335
Beepy!

>>6315343
seconded

>>6315337
I love pizza

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>>6315345
>her

>>6315343
Delete yours. Don't shit up the board with duplicates.

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>>6315344
ive hit a period of dysphoria but i'm readin up on ways to fix it
i'll be alright as a femboy on hormones if that fails

>>6315338
Well yeah but that doesn't make it less scary.

I'm 5´10" too ;_;

>>6315357
Seconded

>>6315357
>Don't shit up the board with duplicates
Eh.

No need to delete it. We can migrate over when we're done here.

>>6315357
Thirded

>>6315342
Here comes dat boy mode.

>>6315359
stay strong slugy

>>6315366
checked and kek'd

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>>6315366
no tits waddup

>>6315368
thamnks

>>6315360
Same here. It's not that bad. Aren't you all giants up there?

>>6315362
It's bad etiquette. there are enough /mtfg/ threads

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Morning you qtpa2ties. How's your day going?

>>6315362
Someone is going to rush and make a new gen anyways but I guess it'll eventually get used. I'm still more for deleting the dupe threads to avoid confusion.

>>6315335
2shy 4that

Whats everyone up to this morning?

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>>6315374
Only the men are giants.

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>>6315377
me on right you on left

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hi girls !

i have work soon but i don't wanna go ;_;

how is everyone else rn ??

>>6315380
are you transbian now too?!

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>>6315377
>>6315381
pic related kinda

>>6315381
My butt still hurts ;~;

>>6315381
Pre work unsee? I haven't seen whether you are a qt or not yet :)

A friend offered to go to a lgbt club with me. Is this a good idea? I am really scared of people in general.

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>>6315389
anon im rly shy. also like p much no one has seen me properly here yet desu idk... mb only a few girls

im not so cute tho !! but i am trying my best

>>6315384
idk how to interpret this

>>6315386
!!!! what happen??

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>tfw no AGP gf with huge gt to roughly fuck you in the shower while pulling your hair and telling you your ass is perfect for fucking

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>>6315395
Worst feel.

>>6315393
>idk how to interpret this
Why?

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>>6315380
Does this count as PDA or do I have to wait 'til I get to brisbane?

>>6315378
>>6315381
Going to make lunch for breakfast.

>>6315395
>with huge gt
Well you've come to the right place in that regard, dunno about the other stuff :^)

>>6315379
This is the suffering

>>6315334

i bet he's slammin that bp too

>>6315393
Haha it's okay! It doesn't have to be a full shot or anything! Or even a face shot, maybe just what cute clothes you are wearing to give us some idea :)

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>>6315399
>tfw puru will never be your big spoon and agp gf

>>6314624
>beep
I'm going to tell you this since I know a bit about the network. The network is both kind and cruel. There are some wonderful girls there that are extremely nice while others are extremely toxic and act like they are a gift to God and have every right to attack any trans person below them.

The ones who are toxic are just very bitter and insecure of themselves. Recently my pics were leaked onto the network because I said something about my ffs and it was received with mix opinions. From what I gathered, the ones who had attacked me hated me for a long time and to be fair I can let that slide for 1 person who did say something horrible but she's a major cunt anyway, but others I don't even know.

As for doxing, I've never seen any doxing there, just a lot of calling out.
And as for pics, well it's actually kinda true, not so much the girls posting pics in the network (which I have seen a few times), I've seen some trip pics that the girls have stolen and put on their profiles to mock people. Pic related
It's one of my old pre-ffs pics

>>6315382
yes, she is also the queen of /bantz/

>>6315400
I he wasn't dead, maybe.

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>>6315382
super transbian

>>6315399
when you get to brisbane we're gonna make this look tame by comparison >:D

>>6315391
It could be. Depends on the club/area. I say go for it. You have to push out of your comfort zone sometimes.

>>6315405
plz dont bring it to this thread as well...

>>6315407

o yeh lol

stupid roidhead

>>6315412
Sorry anon, but I wanted to put my 2cents in and I was a bit late to the party

>>6315405
Youre so fugly Angie jesus

>>6315408
>>6314900
Make up your mind. Unless you meant gt's.

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>>6315408
>super transbian
b-but boys

>>6315417
That was a very old pic though so ok :)

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>tfw no qt gf to vidya with

>>6315420
Boys are groce

>>6315405
But you are toxic and insecure, angie

>>6315424
>calling that gross
I have no words

>tfw your friend visits with his adorable baby
Ow my imaginary ovaries

>>6315425
Not anymore
I'm just calling people out like what Edie and her friends do

>>6315422
Its just funny you want to make this all about you angie its pathetic. Some random girl makes fun of you and you write a short essay about it

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>>6315398
like.. idk are you actually fine or just saying that???

>>6315399
>Going to make lunch for breakfast.
???

>>6315401
umm i work as a boy... ._.;; sooo... i guess i look like a boy rn its p gross honestly. i feel really bad about it

>>6315419
I MADE UP MY MIND

>>6315420
>no chest / arm / facial hair
basically a woman

>>6315393
I bruised my butt bone ;____;

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>>6315431
A little from Column A
A little from Column B

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>>6315432
>no chest / arm / facial hair
>basically a woman

this.

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>>6315419
pic

>>6315403
who are you

>>6315408
>when you get to brisbane we're gonna make this look tame by comparison >:D
U H A U L
H
A
U
L
I'm okay with this tho

>>6315431
>???
I'm going to make like an actual hefty meal and eat it for breakfast.

>>6315430
>lacking reading comprehension
It's not so much about me but having seen other trip pics on these girls pages is pretty toxic.

I am on HRT for 2 months and I want a bf!!
I am desperate, I will give chasers in here a chance. anyone interested?

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>>6315432
>basically a woman
oh

My butt hurts so much ;_________________________________________________________;

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>>6315433
wat, youre too young for that

>>6315438
Yah but youre talking about it because its about you. Even your screenshot is about you. Youre self absorbed and ugly as shit. Im glad edie mocks you.

>>6315440
>those hips
bleh what a femboy

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>>6315436
I'm just some dumb swede anon.

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>>6315441
>>6315433
aaaaaaaaa how did you do that???

>>6315434
oh ;_;
i hope you are feeling better soon then anon ._.

>>6315436
oh right !! i say go for it !!

>>6315440
Want

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>>6315445
well

>>6315442
I was climbing off my bed, lost my footing and the bedpost hit me in the butt really harrrddd ;_________________________________;

PENIS

my boobs...are growing larger... my hair... is growing longer... my dick... is shrinking down...

soon ill be a girl....

>>6315444
No, it was actually focused on the group itself. I just happen to put in my own two cents on the experience.

Are you going to tell your network this as well?

>>6315447
Meh
this is a normal day for me desu

>>6315445
come back to /balt/ + /ausnz/ pls

>>6315440
Fucking disgusting. 0/10

>>6315442
>>6315452
Why do you two always appear at the same time?

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>>6315446
youre my favorite swedish transgrill tho

>>6315450
lol wut.
I had a similar accident with a dick a while ago, I didnt realize that could happen unrelated to sex as well, but it does make sense

>>6315447
see >>6315450

IT HURTS ;______________________________________________________________;

>>6315453
It just happened to be all about Angie posted by Angie? Oink oink oink

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>>6315449
sorry anon puru is the only one for me

>>6315457
we're aryan twins... bound by blood and hrt

>>6315449
I want to pick his pubes out of my teeth.

>>6315460
I'm sorry that you lack the ability to read ;-;

>>6315462
I am aryan too :/
blond, blue eyes and fucking tall (and german)

>>6315458
i-it hurts phienchen ;________;

>>6315461
this is quite a serious case of transbians

>>6315464
Im sorry your snout gets in the way of reading

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>>6315458
>implying you've met any other swedish transgirls

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>>6315468
what's the cure doc?
cuddling?
I'm prepared to do it

>>6315470

there was feefs...

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>>6315461
This is getting really cute really fast.

>>6315446
The same one from yesterday? Hi.

>>6315450
And this whole time I thought this was due to something naughty, I'm sorry.

>>6315465
yes but the focal point in this is that we're both tranny twins

and you don't need to be german to be aryan as i'm a swamp german which is the same

also i can't say for sure that u are who u say u are...

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>>6315466
yeah, I had fun with that for weeks and couldnt sit right. I didnt actually mind the pain, it was annoying that it was hard to hide tho, was weird telling my dad that I cant sit properly cause I got railed too hard

>>6315465
blonde and blue eyed masterrace.

>>6315462
this.

>>6315470
I know at least 3 others bbygirl

>>6315469
Nice to know you can't come up with good rebuttals.
Now run along

>>6315472
precum soaked penises and a lot of them
at least three a day

>>6315475
I could send you an aryan picture.

>>6315476
>>6315474
it hurts to sit or to stand ;~~;

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>>6315474
YOUR TRIP IS CUDDLEME
I COULDN'T SAY NO

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What's your favorite type of chocolate /mtfg/?

>>6315470
Didn't know muslim countries allowed transgirls to live

>>6315478
Rebuttal? The only rebuttal I need is what kind of trash person spends 15k to look shittier than they did before cosmetic surgery lol.

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>>6315473
Was she nice?
>>6315474
Ye
Hi
>>6315476
O-okay
I guess I can be okay sometimes!
>>6315485
They do for now, h-haha ;_;

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>>6315483
I never realised how much pb x marcy stuff there'd be on the internet o_o
I'm so naive

>>6315486
Yawn
Here's your free (you)

>>6315489
Heres your 15k you, too bad its non refundable

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>>6315487
>sometimes!

oh bby, youre my oldest friend here I think.

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>>6315484
Melted chocolate on flannel.

So cold...

>>6315491
Don't you have somewhere else to go to fill your sad insecure life anon?

I'll pray for you

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>>6315481
no

>>6315488

>>6315496
Dont you have checking accounts to pay a decent surgeon? Ill pray for you

>>6315495
*cuddles u for warmth* >___<

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>>6315492
If you say so :3

>>6315498
You aren't very creative are you?
Sorry I offended your network

Are you going to post this convo to the network and cry about how you got offended?

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Best thing about my job is that mid way through my shift I get an hour long lunch.

Which I dedicate to the fine art of napping~

>>6315413
>>6315407

Jelly brahs

what a dumb edition

>tfw can't find it in me to accept myself as a girl when I look like a dude
>tfw not fem enough to go the Red route and compromise

at least I've got this nice fat ABV sandwich to keep me company for the rest of the afternoon
who need personal development when you have weed l-lol

>>6315506
You arent very attractive are you? Sorry your FFS was waste of money. Bet you could have bought some clothes outside of Old Navy with that kind of scratch.

>>6315492
Death to anime

>>6315509
whoops
dropped trip to post on /mu/

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>>6315511

>>6315509
>>6315513
Go away.
>dropped trip to compliment myself whoops

>>6315510
Your insults are poor.
I've seen better insults come from my friend's 5 y/o daughter.

>old navy
I don't even shop there

>>6315517
Not as poor as your rhinoplasty

>>6315518
I never had my nose done
Lmao

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is it possible that a more natural already existing connection could lead to a functioning artificial womb? like, instead of just building it in via a neo-vagina, wouldn't it be better to connect it to the lower intestines

that way a guy can cum up your ass and impregnate you via a route that was already there to begin with. Why haven't surgeons and pioneers on that field experimented with that yet?

>>6315519
It shows

>>6315521
>tfw this argument is like watching vapid jewish princesses having a slapfight

>>6315520
Why would you want to get pregnant?

>>6315521
I'm offended by your lack of insults.
At least try to get me bamboozled

>>6315516
how tf is any of that a compliment?

>>6315523
cant be more of a cis girl if you can't get preggo

next up would be the chromosomes

>>6315520
no

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>>6315524
How do you look 30 when you're 21?

>>6315522
Pretty much
>>6315523
Im offended by you trying to wear halter tops and stretching the neckhole, dont see me crying over it

>>6315524
Why do you look less feminine than Liam Neeson?

>>6315527
thats when someone is extremely manly (not you)

>>6315525
But being pregnant is a pain

>>6315528
>halter tops
I don't even wear such a thing
Now you are just trying to insult me on anything you can make up

>tfw 6'4
im basically fucked, right?
i feel like no matter how much i try ill always be in never-passable territory

>>6315502
<3

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>>6315514
death to modern anime

>>6315527
idk but when I was 15 I'd mention going to the uni I'm at now (for school Gifted & Talented events) and they'd say "oh what did you do for your PhD?"

when I was 16 or 17 if I asked people how old I looked they'd regularly say 28-32
shit sucks, I just look fucking awful and masculine as fuck I guess 'cause it's certainly not my maturity level

>>6315534
so is getting fucked in the ass by 8 inches of love

>>6315535
Yes. Become a man instead

>>6315534
>Just trying to make up
Its funny because you dont wear tops or makeup and you look like a man pointed out Michael Jackson and said "I want that but shittier"

>dump old gf
>get new gf
>have a crush on another girl already
WTF IS WRONG WITH ME LMAO

>>6315540
True unless you're use to it

>>6315542
Actually I do wear tops, just not halter tops.
Lmao your scraping the bottom of the barrel for these (you)s.

>>6315535
Nah. Not necessarily. How's your bone structure? Do you know how to dress?

>>6315544
Yes, the only thing Ill find scraping the bottom of the barrel is you Angie

>>6315547
Oh come on.
If you just want (you)s, just ask :)

>>6315548
Dont you wish you could have asked for a better use of 15k they actually made you look female? :^)

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>>6315533
>making me smile by saying nice things
You monster

is this a no Robins thread as in we're allowed one? because we have Faye.

>>6315549
Funny how you say that cause I get ma'amed all the time :)

>keep going back to my surgery
The insults from the network have gotten really poor lately :(

>>6315553
Funny how you look more sir than human with your face mangled by budget quality facial operations

>Two coworkers are pregnant
>One is having twins
>One has her baby, then brings it in a few days later to show it off
>The very first girl friend turned girlfriend I had way back in junior high is pregnate with her second child
Fucking show offs.
LIKE THEY FUCKING OWN THE PLACE.

>>6315551
what did Robin do? .__.

>ITT, we are now a Long Island HS

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>>6315561

>>6315558
>you look more sir than human
What?
WHAT!?
So are you saying that men aren't human?
Idk even know what you're trying to say, lmao

>>6315560
What hasnt Robin done?

>>6315565
Work? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6315559
Sorry anon. It's tough.

>>6315564
Im saying you look like a disgusting man marred from unsuccessful surgery to render you less of a pig human. Youre trash. That clear enough for you Angie or would you be requiring hooked on phonics?

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sup ?

>>6315568
Bathe?

Wtf last night I slept for 13 hours. Like what the actual fuck man

>>6315568
savage

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>>6315568
Shiiiiiiiiiit

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>tfw you track down a qt's address on google maps from a single picture
even I'm a little scared of me right now

>>6315570
K
Any more boring attempts or are you out of rage for me?

>>6315520
How would that even work. You want your poop and your womb to share a highway? You'll get shit in your womb. It might end up being a blind gut where shit gets caught in and build up until there's an awful septic infection and it has to be removed because it's literally full of rotting shit.

Also as awesome as it would be to have a fully functional sex organs after a surgery, it's not do-able right now.
At best you got womb transplants, but that'd be an unethical amount of complications all for the vanity of growing the child inside you.

Personally, I'm rooting for the whole "stem cells into gametes" route to eventually work in reverse and produce viable "male ovums".

>>6315571
Greetings tovarisch

>>6315579
As many attempts as you make to look like a woman Angie. Yet it never sinks in

>>6315578
I've done something similar before and it feels powerful and evil. From one outside picture I was able to determine from a license plate what state they were in, then from a distant street sign I was able to figure out the city and street they lived on. From the distance of a house in the distance I was able to figure out the exact house they lived on. And naturally, houses have the house number on them so I had the exact address.

People need to be way more fucking careful with their pictures; there's a lot of crazy people on the Internet.

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>>6315581
salve carolae
quod agis ?

>>6315582
How do you fap to me?
You must be really bored.
I hope your day goes well :)

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keep on glidin

hi good morning friends

>>6315589
Hey sexy ;)

>>6315589
mornin

>>6315584
Fuck off hon

>>6315592
You have bad taste

>>6315589
Kys hon

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>tfw when your bad at makeup

>>6315592
hey slut

>>6315593
hi hello!! how are we doing today

>>6315596
lol

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>>6315594
quare iratus es ?

>>6315598
talkin with qt guy =>

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>>6315599
Here, have another reaction image.

>>6315589
Morning! How are you doing?

>>6315591
Hey Sirona. Nice to see you. Last night was too intense. I'm still tired from it...

>>6315597
Yeah. It's a pretty sad feel.

>>6315601
Sirona, don't take this the wrong way, but something strikes me as really off about you. You come across friendly to everyone, but after lurking here for a long time, I have a bad feeling about you. I'm not even quite sure why.

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>>6315601
he didn't tho

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>>6315597
>>6315603
practice on me

it wouldn't be the first time

>tfw worried that someone will acknowledge any change in my manner of dress
>buy (male) white v-neck shirts for wearing under clothes and by themselves, I've never even owned v-necks
>Parents don't say shit because they're just nondescript shirts
My insecurity knows no bounds. It is boundless.

I'm amazed I'm actually doing hrt.

>>6315603
Hey Alaska I was wondering how does it feel to

HAHA YOU DONT PASS AND YOU ARE BEING GATEKEPT

>>6315609
me desu, im probably gonna come out in 10 years at this rate

>>6315611
You're a bit of a cunt aren't you?

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>>6315607
Looks like someone needs a visit from Repression Gen

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>TFW Sass is back

I slept like 9 hours and I'm famished!

I'm craving something salty for breakfast! What do?

>Inb4 cocks n' cummies

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>>6315607
Why would you want makeup on you if your not trans? idgi

>>6315598
hi ufufu

>>6315603
yeah its p bad

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>>6315619
Eat lunch for breakfast like I am

>>6315600
ohohohoho
how is it going?

>>6315603
ok! i am ok. honestly in a pretty weird place emotionally but i am ok... i think.

>>6315613
Hey not sure you are but I mentioned something about my deepset eyes being masculine and you told me that if I can afford surgey, I should go and get therapy

>tfw not starting hrt and repressing because having long hair is uncomfortable
I hope T makes me bald soon. Literally don't care anymore

>>6315603
>Last night was too intense.

Wait, what? I missed something...
What happened last night?
>>6315604
...
Ok.
I mean. I deflect from my sever depression and anger with comedy, and while I am friendly, I can also be extremely aggressive.

I try not to take it out on others though. Usually if I'm feeling unnaturally angry I go take it out on trees.

I mean, there's also the fact the I'm probably at least a little autistic and not good at social interaction...

There's a lot of things that could give off bad vibes but without knowing what they are, I'm not going to be able to do anything about it :(

my god i just woke up what the fuck mtfg why did everyone go mental between the hours of 4am and whenever the fuck UK time last night

get it together yeah

>>6315628
Lmao. Your even a freak through text form.

That's what you get for spamming wonderlands quotes

evening y'all

>>6315622
boys can wear makeup to make them pretty too~

>>6315624
one of the few sane people in this city that I can't fall in love with despite how close we've gotten and howe much potential I see in him its like Jaymes all over agauin... ,__.

>>6315479
Elanna?

>>6315623
Yeah, I'm thinking of whipping up some sort of ramen with homemade broth and veggies and chicken.

I might fall asleep again, tho.

>>6315482
Get some ice

>>6315625
I said good therapy. Idk if I am or not. But you should.

>>6315628
Like I said I can't pinpoint why either.

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>>6315631
Hi! You're from repression general!

I have little to no guilt being an asshole to you!
Mostly because you're an asshole to me!

>>6315642
>Like I said I can't pinpoint why either.
:(
Well, if you figure it out, let me know would you? I'm fairly well able to change my actions and mannerisms.

Does Caddy like muscular hairy chubby guys with small penises but can always make her laugh and have a one of a kind personality and nice and sweet?

>>6315645
Sure thing.

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>>6315633
hey !!!! how are you???

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>>6315618
',:^)
>>6315622
it's just makeup, you need to practice to get better duh
>>6315630
did I miss something? I was streaming vidya all night
>>6315633
>y'all
QT SOUTHERN BELLE

>>6315647
>small penises

as in, multiple peni on an individual!?? <£

>>6315645
Stay mad freak

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I want my body to function for like, one day, please

>>6315622
hi kit how r u bb

>>6315634
rip
i mean it's not necessarily a bad thing to have a close male friend who you like...???

>>6315654
As in one small penis attached to me.

Caddys so pretty the only here worth it. The rest not so much.

>>6315607
Birdie you're transgender?

>>6315655
See, it actually funny that you're targeting me. I'm probably the best adapted to it out of the many target you could pick. I admire your tenacity, but it's very much a David versus Goliath situation, and you've yet to find my weakness.

I mean, think about it. How long do you think I've been called a freak?
Most of your "insults" are ways I describe myself! I assume you're the same anon who called me a neckbeard?

I look forward to your rebuttal.

>>6315612
I'm giving myself a "conservative estimate" at 2 years. But if I fail everything despite my best efforts I am ready to live as a girly boy for the rest of my life. At least I won't look as manly.

>>6315660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq_sGy4H_-k

>>6315659
yea tru, its good having an actual friend now that'll probably last for a long time as it'll remain platonic. =]

>>6315649
it's raining so I'm in a great mood~ :)

>>6315652
oi

>>6315652
I think you just had an out of the closet moment

http://www.strawpoll.me/10385408

Not very important, but I am curious.

>>6315649
Hey! Good evening (night) I guess where you are
>>6315652
Buenos días, Señor Pajarito.
>>6315659
Miss Ufu, How's the straightening coming along?

>>6315664
Miss Gold! How are you today ?

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>>6315659
umm im p ok rn i dont have work anymore tonight... so i have the night free but prob just gonna relax... idk

may i ask you if when you first started learning makeup, did you teach yourself with just youtube stuff or have someone to teach you and help you with stuff...? ur really good at it ._.

>>6315669
oh its just rly cold here rn... are you still working on that project?? or did you get it done already?

>>6315652
i need to practice on myself honestly but its very discouraging when you are as bad as me

>>6315673
hi sass !!!!!!! its night here rn :3

how are you??

>>6315667
That video is really bad. There's nothing good about it.

does anyone else find it funny i'd get harassed, yelled at and have things thrown at me from passing cars for 'looking gay' but after transitioning, everyone leaves me alone apart from eyefucking me and the only difference is wearing a pushup bra

this is england m8

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>>6315664
>>6315664
>Most of your "insults" are ways I describe myself!
I know this feel. For example I've lost count of the number of times I've called myself a faggot within the last week alone.

I'm ready for the stares and whispering and the looks of disgust. They can't hate me more than I've hated myself. I am my worst critic and I survive myself. I am fucking bulletproof because I have already been broken.

Or I'm just really good at picking myself up.

>>6315677
its the song you and Caddy will play while having sexkcs! XD

>>6315628
Last night there was a big to-do here. I think you slept though it. You made the right choice. The gen is better this morning.

>>6315678
>People threw stuff at you from cars
Why was that happening to you

>>6315676
Yes night! So why no fun on Friday night?
Or does this mean we'll have more Kit for us today?

I'm ok, had a busy day yesterday and I guess Im tired. Lol.

>>6315678
It's weird. I guess people really freak out when they see someone who's like in between genders.

>>6315686
i 'looked gay'

>>6315684
Lel k oryx.
I just want to talk to her see if shes that cool.

>>6315676
got it done with the most ghetto wiring ever

but still got it done

>>6315673
>How are you today ?
Hungry.

And tired, but mostly hungry.

I didn't have breakfast.
>>6315672
>2 people think I write like their grandparents

Well, that's surprising.

>only 1 vote in my actual age bracket
This, not so much...


>>6315683
>I am my worst critic and I survive myself. I am fucking bulletproof because I have already been broken.
Let's hope that theory doesn't have to be tested.

>>6315685
Was that the dollface drama?
Or something else?

>>6315690
I'm sorry to hear that, Titch. I'd rather bully you softly.

>>6315678
I think that means you are now playing in a different league. You're a woman now (sorta, kinda) instead of some fag.

>>6315667
i really like platonic male friends!!

>>6315673
well i dont think im ever gonna be fully straight but sexually rn im pretty straight u_____u

>>6315676
hey thats cool! off nights are fine. staying in is my personal fave lmao

>may i ask you if when you first started learning makeup, did you teach yourself with just youtube stuff or have someone to teach you and help you with stuff...? ur really good at it ._.
i taught myself everything i do makeup-wise which is why my makeup is honestly pretty janky under close inspection, and why i STILL cannot make eyeshadow work, lmao. but honestly it was all trial and error basically.

>>6315690
Did you have on ass-less chaps

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how are your dayses so far

>>6315695
>No breakfast
Me either! Im so fucking famished and I'm craving something really salty.

I'm going to go prepare some homade salty broth wor a ramen noodles and I guess some veggies and chicken.

Well, since the last one got so many responses, and my curiosity has been further piqued...

http://www.strawpoll.me/10385448

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>>6315690
You probably weren't a cool kind of gay like Milo Yannaploportulis.

>>6315692
I heerd she has a bf or some shit

>>6315699
yee =`=

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>>6315662
no I'm just a pretty man :^)
>>6315669
share rain please
>>6315673
h-hi
>>6315676
>but its very discouraging when you are as bad as me
I don't/haven't messed with makeup

however, my friends have always been almost exclusively female and a few of them using me as a dummy for makeup and stuff was inevitable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>6315699
>platonic male friends
Ugh.
Doubly weird in your particular case.

>>6315695
>Let's hope that theory doesn't have to be tested.
It should be "fun".

>>6315706
O I see that sucks. Im happy for her hope she's doing well.

>>6315695
nope. Purely political drama. It sucked and it's over.

>>6315699
So do you like have any victim in your sights? I bet you could get any guy you wanted to if you slut it up a bit :p

Friday is like mating day! Hahaha

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>>6315689
normally i work on friday nights but its quiet so my boss called me and asked me if i wanted to stay home.. i said yes cause there is a girl working who doesn't like me and i would just rather stay home then be there and get yelled at by her

>>6315693
oh niceu!!! im glad you managed to get it done, you should like take a rest now !! you've earnt it for sure!

>>6315699
oh ok thats cool ! fwiw i think urs looks really good.. im just like sooo bad at the complete basics, i guess i just need to practice more. do you wear much everyday?

>>6315703
i picked 20-25 but i think you are 18-23 honestly idk.

>>6315708
oh right.. i only have like 1 female friend really.. idk i dont really want to bother her with it

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Someone be my agp gf

Any of you girls from the UK?

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>>6315697
it was funny desu, obviously horrible then, but now, really funny. i look so gay now. im gay. i lick my gf's gt to tease her. im gay. why am i not having cans of coke lobbed at me.

>>6315700
n-no i'm not macho gay

>>6315705
i was cool ok ;____;

>>6315716
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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>>6315711
=} NP

>>6315703
Hey, ms. Pollmeister, is hot sauce something Irish eat regularly or is it something more like a novelty item?

>>6315715
will my feminine penis be inside you?

>>6315712
Well that's good.

I'm pretty tired for various reasons. I was going to go to archery to day and get bowstring but...

Eh. I'm lazy.

Oh and I got in (very) brief contact with my birth mother.

We should be meeting on Saturday.
(pic is her... my genes are fucked, huh?)

>>6315714
>i picked 20-25 but i think you are 18-23 honestly idk.
I'll tell once I get a few more votes.

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>>6315719
>Pollmeister, is hot sauce something Irish eat regularly
We prefer buffalo.

>>6315721
>>6315712

Forgot pic
FUUUU,

Oh yeah, also I found out my Birth dad's name. If I ever find him, we're having a long talk about responsibility.

>>6315717
>i was cool ok
After looking at that photo I would say no you were not. But don't let that stop you.

>>6315718
are you memeing? lol
was wondering of opinions on pink punters in MK for a night out..

>>6315706
o-or not...???!!

>>6315709
um. what lmao
i like guy friends what's wrong with that!!

>>6315713
i mean... not really. and im not gonna mate with any guys right now. u know im still in a relationship with a woman right?!

>>6315714
daily i do:

-base of liquid foundation applied with a cosmetic sponge
-light powder foundation mixed on top with a big fluffy brush (to give better coverage and make it more natural looking)
-liquid eyeliner
-mascara
-e.l.f. makeup setting spray

it's pretty basic, the entire routine takes, i dunno, 20-ish minutes? mostly me fucking up and redoing my eyeliner LOL

>>6315723
Fudge you got me thinking about food now

>>6315724
i can't find the ones of me dressed as an 18th century aristocrat glam rockstar in full makeup, leopard print jacket, white skinny jeans and cowboy boots, a bottle of wine in each hand and kicking a homeless man sorry

>>6315717
You were just in the wrong part of the town/country/world. Androgynous people are cool as long as they're not gigantic cunts. And you can usually spot those a mile away.

Hmm. Maybe you seemed like the cunty type. Your hair isn't loud enough though.

>>6315730
>Fudge
Freudian slip?

Want some recipes?

>>6315731
It's okay TB I still like you.

>>6315731
Well shit, not that Anon but when you do you post that here, okay? I gotta see that.

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>>6315720
Only if you want it to be~

>>6315729
Oh sorry, I was under the impression that it was over.

Welp, maybe you need a good dicking to like get it out of your system and return to proper lesbohood?

>>6315723
Like the thing that goes over buffalo wings? What do you eat it with? Besides like wings obv.

>>6315714
yea I probably should get some sleep
not going to tho because my mind hates my body.

also
>i only have like 1 female friend really.. idk i dont really want to bother her with it
this is the exact situation I am in rn

she did my makeup once a few weeks after I came out to her when she was drunk, but other than that it hasn't been brought up

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>tfw bad day

>>6315739
<3 u! Do you want to talk about it?

>>6315721
I'm glad to hear you've made contact with her, and will be meeting her, but your genetics aren't fucked. I swear, this place holds women to such ridiculous standards.

>>6315737
>Besides like wings obv.
Goujons, chips, sometimes beef, occasionally burgers. We don't really have many traditional spicy dishes, but we've stolen them from every other culture in the world so it's ok.

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>>6315739
>tfw good day

>>6315717
Again why are they throwing stuff at you. You look normal unless your pants were women jeans

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>>6315671
what's that mean
>>6315714
if you're out to her and you think you could learn something then it couldn't hurt anything

>>6315729
What if those platonic friends are not friends at all? What if they instead want some of that forbidden estrogen fruit? It's like a chaser dilemma - is he friends with you cuz he likes you or cuz he's a tranny in denial?

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>tfw you tell your crush how you feel and she kinda feels the same way

>>6315746
BURDY! XD

>>6315739
What's wrong?

>>6315741
>your genetics aren't fucked.
BUT HER CHIN!

THE POOR LADY COULD BREAK NUTS ON IT!

>>6315739
Sup Phien-chan? Your head still sore?

>>6315733
Don't tempt me

>>6315739
So life as usual pretty much?

>>6315739
Bad days are terrible. Can you cancel it and order one that isn't defective?

>>6315744
i've only ever worn women's jeans because guy's clothes never fit me right. literally every guy clothing i've bought has been 'boyfriend fit'

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Who big shoulders here?

>>6315753
But I have so many of them!


For anyone that's interested, I'm 20 by the way.

>>6315758
>literally every guy clothing i've bought has been 'boyfriend fit'
I doubt that. You just don't know how to dress. As evidenced by >>6315717 and other photos.

>>6315759
meeeeeeeeeeeeee
;_;

>>6315761
that picture was from 8 years ago

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>>6315748
tfw indeed

>>6315746
You admit that you put on makeup bird and offer to let someone else do it to you...