/mtfg/ - Pokémon 4Ever Edition

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>>6311799
Make friends with them

>look how to tuck

>first thing i find is this

>im one of them fucking kill me

https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php?topic=158442.0

>>6311798
You missed an opportunity to name these after the movies

Sleep time for me.
Night elanna, night sbi, night everyone!

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>>6311720
o-oh. ok then.

I mean ok Id rather in my vagina but as that is in progress ass is better than mouth.

>>6311745
joltik is adorable!


>>6311753
>mfw massive hon without vagina
help plox


>>6311757
smooth


>>6311764
estrogen.

>>6311751
short term: get on HRT, get money, go shopping for cloths

Long term: get a job as a mathematician and become rich enough to be batman


>>6311791
fuckin get em


>>6311684
Colorado USA currently
>>6311809
um what

>>6311809
God I hate Susan's so much and it sucks how I still have to use their website occasionally for info.
>>6311815
Goodnight

I once had a spider in my room, huge thing sitting at the opposite wall of my bed. It's already midnight everybody is asleep exept me.
I was too scared to do anything, I left the light on and stared at her for like 3 hours. Then I hear someone going to the toilet and I scream for help.
My father walks in terrified and wants to know whats up. I point at the spider and he kills her.

I wasnt out at the time. He probably thought I was a huge faggot.

>tfw man in a dress

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>>6311810
Problem #2
Who's gonna top? I don't know about you, but I have no fucking clue how I would use it ;~;

>>6311815
Goodnight temp <3

>>6311820
I mean, he was kinda right

>>6311820
In therapy you'll later realize that you feminized the spider because you feel that your father is responsible for your repression

>>6311815
yay i'm popular

gn temp

>>6311822
Come over and I'll show you how a girl tops.

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What would a repressed Sylveon look like?

>>6311820
I saw a spider in my room once, i punched it to death. T for the win.

So what is people here's experience with bicalutamide? I know it's supposedly more feminizing than spironolactone, but does it have the same ability to preserve/fix hairlines like spironolactone can?

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>>6311822
pretty sure youre easier to please than I am, so Id have to be the top until we figure out how these things work.

>>6311821
Iktf

>>6311831
Nothing can stop male pattern baldness

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BOYFRIEND NOW

>>6311837
>what is Finasteride

>>6311798
LMAO, poor Celebi! Intra species sexxxy times is not cool E!

>>6311838
I have boy parts if that counts

>>6311838
Bf never v.v

>>6311837
finasteride alone halted my hair loss

>>6311831
Not alone. It doesn't block DHT production of use. Use it with dutasteride.

>>6311837
Dutasteride and finasteride both can. They both stop DHT production in the scalp.

>>6311838
I'll be your boyfriend Maddie.

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morning

>>6311838
iktf

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>>6311844
Don't lie rawr. You still look like shit.

>>6311825
Thanks for the laugh but actually I feminized her because in german its "die Spinne" (a female word)

i hate having a penis like a lot

will a self penectomy kill me

>>6311809
LMFAO hons avatarfag with chinese cartoon girls too!

Bwahahahahahahaha!

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>>6311822
I can top!


>>6311833
just use me as an intermediary

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all a girl could ever need <3

>>6311851
Unless you go to a hospital right after, probably. Also theres lots of internal penis you cant get at.

>>6311845
I know it doesn't prevent dht production but I'm more wandering if whether or not it keeps dht from effecting you.
>>6311837
>hair been growing back since starting hrt + finasteride
I more than stopped it sempai

>>6311846
Unrelated to your post but that's a fucking sick tripcode m8

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>>6311856
Idgi is the bf hiding behind the computer?

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>>6311809
>this is my future fucking killl me

>>6311864
I'm a strong independent woman who (can't get) don't need no man!

>>6311861
Thanks. I use to post a lot with Ramona Flowers so I decided to make a 7 evil exes trip. It took days to generate.

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>>6311822
Delicious canada cherry cock is not forgotten.

>>6311856
>shitty dirty couch
>le smokey plant m'may
>windows

someone just kill me i want to die i cant do this fucking kill me

>>6311869

Seconding that that trip is cool

>>6311866
She looks happy, tho.

>>6311866
She actually doesn't look bad

>>6311880
You must look past the blur

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Do I pass?

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>>6311798
>tfw you only get straight gfs

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>>6311868
Iktf

>>6311833
Ok this sounds like a plan

>>6311872
:D
>tfw not tandem sucking a cherry cock

>>6311884
tfw no qt eyes


tfw fucking sunken man eye

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I'm kind of dying on the inside should i take a xanax
i wanna feel better
>>6311883
Even still.

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What are you listening to right now, /mtfg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmK-zK5YJSw
this was in my weekly Spotify discover playlist and I've been obsessed with it
was kind of shocked when I saw the music video, it's like they know or something

>>6311884
Your eyes do.

>>6311885
tfw gf talks about how she wants to fuck a guy while your right there

>>6311885
you should try getting a straight bf for a change

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>>6311888
>should i take a xanax

no.

>>6311886
yus :33

>>6311855
I am not sharing my waifu

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>>6311890
What about my jaw?

>>6311859
No it isn't as strong binding to AR receptors as DHT is.

>>6311889
platypus i like u desu

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>>6311884
no. you are just eyes and the top of a nose bridge. real girls have whole bodies and all of a nose bridge.

>>6311897
Stop posting cis girls

>>6311897
>cis girl trolling

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>>6311891
you should fuck him with her.

>>6311905
im not bi

>>6311899
I like you too, anon

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>>6311907
not with that attitude you''re not!

>>6311909
post a qt plat stat

>>6311900
>implying all tripfags here don't abuse angles

>>6311888
Save your Xanax for your doctor visits!

>>6311910
this picture is just making me gayer desu

>>6311889
>listenan
Not actively listening to anything right now but I've been obsessed with progressive rock/jazz fusion-ers Marbin recently. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um_Y3a2WA_0

>>6311889
I'm on a "play a Fatima al-Qadiri vid on youtube and just let it flow randomly until it stops being electro or stuff you like" kick

>>6311859
I would like to believe that you only actually lose hair at a certain point and that for the most part, when people think they're balding, their hair is just thinning significantly. I don't know if this is true or not, but considering that you're claiming to get hair back, I don't believe the follicles there were dead in the first place.

>>6311912
>le cisgirls don't abuse angles maymay

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>>6311912
trip fags r not real girls ;3

>>6311918
How is no hrt going?

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>>6311915
i guess i failed...

>>6311912
Can u explain to me what "abusing angles" means because I have a feeling that it means "taking flattering photos" and that ur literally retarded

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>>6311889
Saint John Coldwar Kids

>>6311891
Cuckoldry + trans?

>>6311896
no need to share! treat me like a toy with no opinions or feelings. only commands

>>6311925
painful. I can't look at my reflection in the mirror or TV so I sticky note the mirror and leave netflix on at all times

>>6311912
I've seen girls on my fb use the same angle in literally every one of her pictures.

How to abuse angles? I'm sick of looking like a potato

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>>6311902
>>6311903

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>>6311866
If I can cut my weight I think I can get there.

>>6311889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1cT8cFtjLQ

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>>6311911
ok :)
>>6311916
interesting stuff so far
I'm kinda iffy on the tone of the guitar though

>>6311925
On a psychological level it's constant mood swings, constant moodiness, and a lot of abandonment anxiety.

I'm glad this is over in less than two weeks.

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>>6311932
Must secretly be a tranny :^)

#n%oyewtU
For fun

>>6311889

https://youtu.be/8cucFfpsqf8

>>6311937
>moodiness
I noticed :p

For real tho I'm sorry and it'll be over soon and then you'll only have a long arduous recovery :^]

tfw you buy a ton of clothes and they don't fit right or like they half fit

and no i cant go to stores its scary

>>6311936
:)

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>>6311931
>no need to share! treat me like a toy with no opinions or feelings. only commands

wat
no.

>>6311939
>tfw girls dont actually exist, all 'females' are trannies, but we re the few that didnt get the meme and think we re freaks
just end me

>>6311936
Dani's playing is insane, but he does do interesting things with his tone. I think crushing the bass is the oddest thing I got from his video on tone.

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>>6311929
>>6311933
Well abusing angles is what you say to someone when they're way prettier then you and the only angle that makes you look better is if you spin the camera 90 degrees and pointed it at a way
>>6311891
>>6311893
Why can't I get someone who likes girls >.>

>>6311945
Believe me, I am working on it.

>>6311945
I'm trying

>>6311945
I've tried a ton of different methods in the past few weeks. I'm giving up on killing myself.

>>6311945
I would but someone wants me alive so I need to keep going.

>>6311945
I learned earlier that my girlfriend isn't loyal to me so yeah I'm on the path there friend

>>6311945
I have a pretty OK life on the whole tbqh soz

>>6311945
Okay. Should I write a note or anything?

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>go back to therapist after a month
>this falls under body dysmorphic disorder now
Fuck this. I still know I need ffs.
>>6311945
I'm too cowardly.

>>6311947
>spin the camera 90 degrees
So profile shots are the key? Thanks Faye!

>>6311898
Guess I'll stick to spironolactone then
>>6311919
MPB is when DHT, a metabolite of testosterone causes hair follicles to shrink until they die permanently, it happens faster/slower for different people(why some men will have a high hairline/pronounced widows peak for a long time without going entirely bald) but once it's started it keeps going unless medication is taken to prevent it from advancing. If DHT is suppressed enough many of the hairs that haven't died will return to being full sized healthy hairs.

I know all this because as a tranny who's hairline started to recede around the age of 14-15(lol all the men on my dad's side never bald but I got my mom's shitty genes) trying to fix my hairline has been one of my main focuses since starting transition. It's hide-able enough rn, some is still in the process of growing back. I don't want to use topicals like rogaine but I've considered it, but gf doesn't want me to cuz she thinks rogaine is dangerous.

>>6311939
shit, obviously. The only people that have good angles are trannies - cis people look good from all directions.

>>6311951
I don't know whether to feel sorry that you didn't achieve your goals or glad that you're not dead.

>>6311939
>tfw the only reason anyone would ever git gud at portrait photography is because they're trans

>>6311947
>Why can't I get someone who likes girls >.>
straight boys like girls

>>6311954
You have to stay alive so we can get shot in Chicago together!

>>6311963
I couldn't tell you.

>>6311961
depends on what your strong features are, it's trial and error until you find an angle that you find acceptable.

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FUCK I JUST REALIZED THAT IF MY HRT DOESN'T GET HERE TOMORROW IT'S GOING TO GET HERE ON SATURDAY FOR SURE AND MY FAMILYS THROWING A MASSIVE GRAD PARTY FOR MY STEP BROTHER ALL DAY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUAFUDIJD

ALSO I POSTED THIS ON THE WRONG BOARD ON ACCIDENT HOPEFULLY IT DELETED

>>6311970
What if ALL of me is bad?

>>6311968
Yeah, that too.

>>6311973
Wear a mask

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>>6311944
aw ok DX

>>6311972
it will be ok!

I never got bullied in HS, is that why this turns me on so much?
xvideos.com
/video798312/slut_bullied_by_cock

>>6311977
NO IT WON'T THERE WILL BE SO MANY PEOPLE AND I WAS PLANNING ON BEING GONE MOST OF THE DAY BECAUSE OF IT

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>>6311966
Clearly, cis people look good in all photos :^)

>>6311963
Exactly now you're getting it :^)

>>6311944
Fuck, that's a depressing thought. Means I missed my chance to transition in the womb :(

>>6311979
Who's gonna check your package tho

i want to go home

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i just got it it pizza slut like pizza hut

im an idiot

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>tfw staring at estrogen shot

Can I just not take hrt anymore, I don't want to

>>6311978
tfw no bf (bully friend)

>>6311962
I ended up switching to Depo Provera 3 month shots. If you are fully grown, it may be an option. I wouldn't take it under 20 due to it's bone development effects.

>>6311986
Yes, absolutely. You don't have to take it if you don't want to.

>>6311929
when people alter the truth with photo tricks in order to create a (false) online representation, that's abuse

>>6311983
we used to have a pizza hut near where i lived

but then it pizza shut

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>>6311945
Should I really?

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>>6311986
Same

>>6311969
>tfw shrugging because you don't know what to feel

>>6311962
>If DHT is suppressed enough many of the hairs that haven't died will return to being full sized healthy hairs
I only have slight problems in the corners, but I have genetic male pattern balding. I know it's going to get worse if I don't act soon.
here's hoping I can get all my hair back.

>>6311980
I think I understand now.
Part of being cis is being naturally photogenic and beautiful. Anyone remotely unattractive is obviously trans.

>>6311994
same lmao

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>>6311999
Congrats, you've decoded mtfg's bizarre definition of passing.

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>>6311993
Do u think I abuse u by altering the truth anon

How does Japan feel about trans people? I'll be there in two weeks and I thought about bringing some girl clothes

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>>6311980
>Fuck, that's a depressing thought. Means I missed my chance to transition in the womb :(

yeah :<
I wish I had known as well ;~;

>>6311999
I wish I knew how to feel.

>>6312005
Hi, I think you're pretty despite what some of the assholes here think. That's all, bye

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>>6311981
but someone told me that the package is marked specially for medicine or something
I don't know if that's true or not but I don't want to take any chances

>>6312005
yes
it's literally rape

but in all honesty you are reasonably qt

>>6312005
no

>>6312013
If it's busy enough, you can hope that no one gets a chance to take a good look at it

>>6311999
If you have slight recession I'd suggest you get on hrt plus a 5AR inhibitor like finasteride or preferably dutasteride immediately. The hairline is the most dht sensitive part of your hair and thus the hardest to recover, but as long as there's small peach fuzz hairs, even ones almost invisible, there's a possibility of them becoming full hairs again

>>6312013
If there's going to be lots of people there I doubt they are going to care about a package enough to even check the markings.

>>6311918
didn't ufufu work with them or something? is it "imagine the skin peel waiting room music of tomorrow, today" music?

>>6312015
does that mean by using angles i'd basically be getting laid?

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>>6311887
>TFW deep set eyes are manly and never feminine.

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>>6311986
Do it. Take the shot. You know you are hooked and can't ever get off it.

>>6311986
You have to take your medicine if you want to be a sissy

>>6312006
I had no issues in Japan. Ymmv

>>6311941
Test?

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>>6311947
>>6311885

BABE OMG
STAHP I DON'T WANT ANYONE BUT U

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STOP with this awful Pokemon shit

>>6312030
Told you it's a fun one

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>>6311993
Do you like this angle, tho?

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>>6312004
>itallmakessensenow.gif

>>6312010
I legitimately didn't have feelings for the past 3 years.

>>6312018
I have a white line of peach-fuzz hairs. I don't think I'll get all of my hair back (I got a scar that was right on my hairline before puberty; there's now a bit of fuzz just above it), but I'll likely get a large portion of it.

I'm probably starting HRT tomorrow, so I'll definitely ask about it.

Meanwhile in Ireland:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y

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>>6312039
I prefer the sass-angle actually

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>>6312023
They are :(
And I have then
Not even a brow shave could save me

>>6312040
I've had hardly any emotions for about 14 years. It's kinda shit.

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Okay edie, I'll finally play ruby and start my journey to have all Pokémon traded up to the current generation (starting with Ruby since can't trade up before it)

>>6312044
Iktf. I wish I wasn't beyond repair.

>>6312021
ive never worked with fatima al-qadiri and though she was making futuristic music while vaporwave was first happening shes not vaporwave no

>>6312044
Just invest in some good therapy please for the love of God. If you can afford ffs, you can afford good mental health care

>>6312031
>>6312027
>>6312024
>>6311998
>>6311992
I fucking hate hrt shots , I hurt for days after, and I don't feel like a woman on them, I just feel like the same guy with big pretty tits that im stuck with

>>6311999
When young most will come back. you should be fine.

I had a couple decades of bald, and still got some back. Still nowhere near enough. I have a huge crop of vellus hairs, but none are turning to terminal. I may try rogain on them.

>>6312018
dutasteride is most effective.

>>6312022
i guess so yeah

>>6312054
8==================D

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>>6312054
How do you handle the shots? I couldn't inject myself with anything for the life of me.

>>6312054
Goddammit Faye, you post like a woman and you look like one!

ACCEPT YOUR FATE

>>6312054
You'd feel like more of a man without the shots though. You have to decide whether the physical pain is worse than the potential of more emotional pain.

>>6312049
Ayyy I'm playing sapphire right now

>>6312043
I prefer your angle always! <3

>>6312044
I don't know anon, I think self confidence is the deciding factor in passing.

I mean I know I'll never be pop star/model beautiful, and I bet that 99% of us in this thread will never be. Thinking differently is deluding yourself and setting yourself up for failure.

This doesn't mean settling, or giving up, it just means we can only do the best with what we've got. Don't try to be someone you're not. Be the best possible version of yourself. Love yourself. :)

>>6312027
X-change pills?

>>6312013
You're a big girl aren't you platy? Just say that you ordered some health supplements online to see if you couldn't get swole!

>>6312066
>ACCEPT YOUR FAYE

Ftfy

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>>6312054

i did my shot a few days ago just fine desu. be an alpha bb. shove the needle in all the way, pull back, push, pull out, bandaid.
no biggie, u got dis.

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>>6312054
>I fucking hate hrt shots , I hurt for days after, and I don't feel like a woman on them
you need a boyfriend who can give you a shot and make you feel like a woman as you wrap your legs around him

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>>6312065
I dunno last time I just slowly pushed it into my thigh and it was horrible, and then I saw an airbubble, so I had to take it out and put it back in
>>6312073
>>6312070
>>6312066
Maybe if like Edie was here to just do it for me I wouldn't care so much
>>6312062
8-D is closer to it

>>6312084
Lewd

Be more refined anon!
Listen to the moonlight sonata!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU

>>6312090
Good track to get railed to

I'm that guy from yesterday.
The one who asked about how to tell a girl that she sounded like a man without hurting her feelings.

Well. I bit the bullet and did it today.
I followed her after a lecture and told her behind the building.
I explained that people were talking about her behind her back and stuff and she said she was offended and she made me buy her lunch.
We talked for ages and ended up playing the Wii Sports in the student lounge until dark.

She made some pretty bad jokes and also told me that she thought I was gonna murder her or something for a while, because I practically stared at her during the lectures and the whole 'follow her after class thing' was poorly executed.

But yeah it went well.
Apparently I'm gonna be her guinea pig for fixing her voice or something.
She said that all I needed to do was turn up, so I'm not sure what it entails yet. It shouldn't be too bad, should it?

Appendix A:
I didn't realise the general moved so fast! I expected to have to wait a few days for a result.
I guess the whole 'trans on 4chan' thing isn't just a meme.

Appendix B:
If I knew that hanging out with women was so fucking easy I wouldn't be such an edgy loser.

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>>6312091
G.D.E.

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>>6312073
that would be such a horrible lie that no one would believe

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How do I distract myself from the dysphoria?

>>6312094
is this an anime?

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>>6312091
youre SO LEWD

Should I quit my job if I am literally getting Nightmares about it when I go to sleep, and if it gives me panic attacks?

It's not some job like a cashier either, it's really hectic. Picture something in the same field as a paramedic or an air traffic controller

>>6312023
-_- yo..

but yeah idk what my squinty small eyes are for--hunting, rape? ugh

>>6312101
do you work at subway
sounds like me when I was working at subway

>>6312100
Here, distract yourself with the dulcet tones of Chopin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E6b3swbnWg

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>>6312094
wow
lol.
heres something that might help you: if shes transitioning legally (and not selfmedding) she can just ask her psych for an indication to get speech therapy. would be free and financed.

>>6312097
t r a n s i t i o n
i t ᠎ h e l p s

>>6312094
That's cute. Good on you for telling her. I'd want the same thing.

>>6312047
I fully suppressed as a youth, and then for 25 years... Sucked... not a way to live at all.

>>6312054
Do you change injection places? Make sure everything is sterile? I think my Depo Provera shot ached for 5 days.

Implants is an option for HRT, but it's expensive. 3 to 5 months duration per set.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5iDKWV6Chg
LOL, I think this was written when he was going out with one of the Bananarama chicks (Siobhan Fahey), and the others are in the video too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gf_OsStVpzs

>>6312100
Sorry. I don't know when to stop when I'm in a sad mood idk ;~;

>>6312097
Take hrt. If you already are, then read a book. Or play some vidya. Basically do something engrossing.

>>6312107
Nah, I work for a security company that provides security in dangerous Detroit-like areas.

It's really stressful because you get phonecalls about robberies in progress, murders, highjackings and all sorts of shit. I don't think I'm stable enough for this job anymore tbqh

>>6312084
anon, u posted this picture and general message already

tfw jealous of your gf

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>>6312117
aww youre sad? :<
have some hugs <3

Does medical aid cover HRT?

>>6312126
who wants to get their gt sucked?

>>6312122
It's fucking horrible. Because sometimes you look at them and think what you were chested out of.

>>6312119
oh wow yeah that sounds stressful
I'd quit it personally

>>6312047
being emotionless sucks for you and the people around you.

>>6312059
>When young
I'm 19
I'm really really happy to hear this because hair transplants don't look very good, especially when you have a stupid cowlick.

>>6312094
That's awesome! Women can be
edgy losers too you know...
I'm honestly surprised and glad it went well. I guess explaining that people were talking behind her back was a good way to go about it.

yeah, this general moves really rapidly.

>>6312109
>if shes transitioning legally (and not selfmedding) she can just ask her psych for an indication to get speech therapy
not in the states, unfortunately.

>>6312126
depends on what med care you have. Blue Cross does not, and that's all I know. Fuck them.

>>6312117
Shhhhhh~
Écoute Claire de Lune, et ça va tout bien

>>6312120
one day faye might listen though

>>6312119
Start looking for a new job now. Don't quit until you either can survive a few months without work, or have a job lined up.

should i by a 4chan pass

>>6312117
>>6312132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvFH_6DNRCY


>>6312128
>chested out of.
Freudian slip?

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>turn on Chrome on the family computer
>for some reason all of my bookmarks and settings are imported
>not signed in but plenty of degeneracy is on display
>would be a huge stroke of luck if nobody noticed
A-at least nobody has said anything to me
jesus christ i need to move out and never show my shameful face to my family again
>>6312137
i did, life has become slightly less frustrating with no captchas

>>6312132
sssssh
es ist mein mein fröhliches Lied

>>6312138
SwiftKey slip. But that too.

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>>6312094
Thanks for being a decent human being.

Sorry, I don't have a better picture to express my approval, so here's Carl Sagan looking pleased.

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>>6312131
>not in the states, unfortunately.

but we already know she is german ;~;

>>6312139
>grace uses the botnet
;_;
i had high hopes for you too

wait, in my quest to have every pokemans should I bother having one of every part of a pokemans evolution or should I just do that with evee

>>6312141
>I speak in French because Debussy
>anon responds in German
You're dead to me.

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>>6312146
oh.

Hi~

Carol's butt still hurts ;_____;

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>>6312139
>not signed in but plenty of degeneracy is on display
Oh fuck, how likely is it that they'd figure out it's your stuff?

>>6312137
Having used one for years I can say it's totally worth it if you're as bad as captcha as I am and post a lot.

>>6312148
Full living dex, all stages, if you're gonna do it do it right~

>>6312153
*kisses ur but*

>>6312150
but i was the one posting debussy yesterday
i didn't make the connection then between debussy and french so i thought we were foreignlanguageposting

es tut mir lied :,(

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>>6312097
keep your mind 100% occupied at all times. It will not hesitate to jump you at the least opportune moment. The other option is to transition. It's fairly good at suppressing gender dysphoria. Not perfect, but it can make it livable.

>>6312101
>>6312119
See a therapist. I mean it.

You may also wish to look for a new less stressful job.

>>6312131
>>>6312109
>>if shes transitioning legally (and not selfmedding) she can just ask her psych for an indication to get speech therapy
>not in the states, unfortunately.
Depends on insurance coverage. Some covers it. It's even covered for veterans.

stop the lewd talk pls ._.
it makes sheen frustrated and then sad

>>6312159
doesn't help ;_____;

my coccyx is bruised or something

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>>6312124
>tfw no hugs
;~; <3 ty

>>6312132
Wat

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>>6312136
I live with my parents and I've saved up a bit of money for 6 months. If I quit, I could get my driver's license and then look for a new job
>>6312130
Yeah, I am starting to think I should do that.. I won't be able to afford any surgeries anymore but the job was totally shit tier
>>6312161
I'll take your advice. I've never been to a real therapist and I think it's about time...

>>6312173
>no hugs

I'd hug u >___<

>>6312173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlvUepMa31o

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>>6312147
What else should I use? I use a lot of google products so Chrome seems like the best BUT IM TIRED OF IT IMPORTING ALL MY FUCKING SHIT EVERYWHERE JUST BECAUSE I SIGNED INTO GMAIL ON A NEW COMPUTER ONCE
FUCK
>>6312154
The only logical conclusion could be me.
I might be kind of safe though. I may have only scarred the siblings but they usually use Safari. Usually.
>separate account for the children so my parents already arent likely to see it
>everyone else uses safari normally
>not sure who used Chrome but they very well may not have noticed
The worst part is I have already cleaned up my account so this wouldn't happen
I don't know why it used an old version of my account all of a sudden
AND IM 99% SURE I MADE SURE THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN AGAIN
STOP BUTTFUCKING ME GOOGLE
STAHP

>>6312173
>une canadien qui ne parle pas canadien

>>6311830
>>6311820
>spider on my bed, tickled my leg and woke me up
>pick him up and put him in the hallway where he lived in the corner

>>6312137
>>6312154
>>6312139
ok i bought it

>>6312160
>es tut mir lied :,(
Tá sé ceart go leor

>>6312185
why am i still geting ads

how do i unbruise my butt bone ;_____;

>>6312184
b-but spiders are SO scary ;___;

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>Blanchard, OK

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>>6311820
>>6311830
>>6312184

Meanwhile, in my room alone I have 3 spiders, and in the house there's at least 10.

They keep the bug population down.
(and they're kinda cute~)

>>6312194
>Cute

h-how ;_____;

they scare me sirona they scare me ;-;

>>6312180
>STOP BUTTFUCKING ME GOOGLE
I'm using firefox and never had trubble with this despite sometimes logging onto my moms laptop with google shit but she has firefox as well. Thank you yiff browser for protecting my weird stuff.

>>6312194
Same. I love spiders. I had a Tarantula as a pet from 8-10 grade.

>>6312180
you can change the import settings

or use firefox

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>>6312191
AGP as fuck desu

>pic related, it's you.

what do you think of the trans subreddits

>>6312203
I posted on a few times

They are usually quite nice <3

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>>6312196
They're all fuzzy and they got the little legs and they tickle and they've got these cute little mandibles and the wiggle them and it's adorable!

>>6312200
Lookit'slil'legs!

>>6312182
>tfw Trudeau a donné l'illusion que les anglais sont canadiens aussi

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>>6312203
all garbage

>>6312186
i don't speak irish

my irish knowledge goes as far as spelling dara ó briain's name right.

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>tfw you really want help but you're unable to ask for it
today my sister came by after I stopped answering the phone for a while and just barely touching over subjects had me with teary eyes. i'd like to talk with people but i know i'll start crying inmediately and i don't want that

>>6312162
Sheen, you're one of my favorite posters.

>>6312208
but they have too many legs and bite and eat gross things and some are POISONOUS and they eat stuff and they creep around and stuff ;_______;

if I really wanted to be hardcore I could go for every shiny pokemon but that would probably take me a decade

>>6312203
There's good and bad like most places. It's mostly not Susan's.

>>6312203
I saw one and thought it was gross so I came here.

>>6312191
you should listen to some sick ray blanchard on the ol recorder midi controller on his soundcloud, instead

https://soundcloud.com/ray-m-blanchard

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>>6312214
It's called google translate.

I don't speak German
:P

>>6312216
>bite and eat gross things and some are POISONOUS and they eat stuff and they creep around and stuff
So you're saying that they kill other bugs, they can be poisonous (but not usually agressive, so just treat them kind, like sneks) and they're tiny awesome ninjas of justice?

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>>6312189
time....

>>6312215
Let the tears flow as you tell your sister. Only one way past the hurdle.

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>>6312050
Iktf

>>6312053
But I do have deep set eyes
It's a common masculine trait

>>6312214
i know how to say postman

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>>6312182
I live in beefland though

>>6312178
>>6312138
Soothing

>>6312177
Pls ;~;

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>upped my dose of estrogen again
>unbearable cocklust
What the fuckkkk.
Okay back to 6mg it is

>>6312226
but it hurts so bad ;~~;
>>6312225
snakes are cute tho ;___;

b-but they eat gross things and wander over ppl

like daddy long legs ;___;

they are EBIL
>>6312230
are u ok :?

>>6312213
>>6312223
/r/transgendercirclejerk tho

>>6312226
she insisted I go eat dinner at her house tomorrow, so i'll guess that's gonna happen.
just talk with my brother on the phone and i was barely able to answer, my voice was trembling and really needed a tissue...

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>>6312233
>snakes are cute tho
Oh they are.

But spiders are cute as well.

>>6312239
hips ruined it

and the do i pass this cat joke is so old

>>6312244
That's adorable, spiders are cool, unless they get too big, then they have to die.

>>6312244
LOOK AT ITS EYES

Its scary not sad ;_________;

I think it wants to eat poor Carol ;~~;

>>6312223
Same. I browsed one for maybe 10 mins and never came back.

>>6312248
this car*

>>6312233
Try to sit/whatever so you don't put pressure on it. you could try icing it.

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>>6312251
>Its scary

Wat

>>6312257
is still hurting when sitting ;___;

waah

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>>6312233
Nope

>>6312259
see? it wants to eat poor Carol ;___;

>>6312241
Good luck, you can do it.

>>6312260
how about I help your butt feel better with my dick

>>6312272
wow rude
>>6312268
aw no ;__; what happened

>>6312272
inb4 anon gets v&

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>ride bike to the post office
>wind is blowing against my shirt
>boobs are really obvious

>>6312259
isnt that one of those jumping spiders? like the one uncreepy spider that exists seemingly

>>6312244
cute spider desu c:

>>6312248
what did hips do?

and i don't recognize that joke

>>6312281
>tfw you look like an extremely masculine man
>wind blowing against shirt
>everyone stares at you awkwardly

i want to die

>>6312274
I'm just tired desu

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>tfw i will always be a teenage boy faced and sounding faggot with the body of a dumpy, flatchested dyke

>>6312281
Post wind boobs

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>>6312281
>boobs set so far apart and small they're hidden by an open zip up hoodie even if I wear a tight t-shirt
at least boymode is easy

>>6312311
>tfw have hon boobs but it still noticeable under shirt

tfw will never be cis

>>6312306
NICE
I
C
E

>>6312321
hons only have huge surgical bazongas, silly

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>>6312311
Tfw I can pull of boy mode with ease

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>>6312321
Honestly wish mine were more noticeable even in boymode. I don't know why.

>>6312323
one day

>>6312306
sounds better than most people here

>>6312327
I want breasts like that ;_____________________________________;

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>>6311889
this beauty

>>6311959
Fuck that picture. I didn't want to be reminded of my bad days on a good day.

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>>6312306
I'd give anything to upgrade to that honestly.

>>6312334
It's a push-up

>>6312306
Sounds like you'd make a perfect femboy.

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>>6312327
Your boymode sucks

Who here want to be /cutegirlinasuit/

>>6312248
>>6312289
>now that everyone's recanted no one can actually ever say what hips did and just blames her for random things

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>>6312342
why would i want to be a knockoff product of a genuine transwoman, senpai

>>6312347
Korra evidently.

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>>6312098
That would certainly explain a lot if it were.

>>6312109
I don't know.
If she wants me to help (and therefore I get to hang out with a nice girl) then I don't mind.

>>6312113
I'm just glad it went well.
I mean she did have a point with the whole "guy who stares at girl then follows her as she heads home" thing.

>>6312131
I don't know if she could be considered an edgy loser.
She was fun to be around for the afternoon at least.

>>6312145
cheers

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>>6312346
By look at huge man shoulders
FIGHT ME NERD!