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Cis Lesbian General: Basic Edition

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>virgins
You disqualified yourself?

What if I'm a smart slut? Should I still move over?
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>>6307892
You ruin everything.
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>>6307899
With my tig ol'biddies?
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>>6307905
especially with those.
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>>6307909
I aim to please!
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>>6307930
And/or misbehave.
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SUPER IS A WHORE
SHE HAS SEX WITH WOMEN FOR FREE
PRETTY MUCH IN THE DOUBLE DIGITS
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>>6307964
Y'all just jealous of my mad game.
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>>6307905
>tig ol'biddies
>SGAnon is a busty girl
Are there more things that makes you perfect?
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>>6307945
Those two things are hardly mutually exclusive
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>>6308059
Please refrain from flirting with her.
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>>6308059
Dress up like my waifu and sit on my face and you'll find them all out.

>>6308080
Not even a little bit.
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>>6308107
Aww, are you feeling possessive?
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>>6308108
>>6308107
I start to suspect that SGAnon is simply Power Girl that looks fondly at her younger times and lusts after herself of back then.
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>>6308115
I keep what's mine.

>>6308140
Is that superhero? NERDS MOVE ALONG.
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>>6308140
Oh god, I wish. I'd be the best Power Girl. I ain't wearing that boob window atrocity, though.

>>6308171
>she doesn't speak superhero
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>>6308171
>Is that superhero?
>Not knowing Power Girl's famous boob window
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>>6308205
Ugh.
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Reminder that Kara's life is incomplete without Kate
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>>6308214
I am not some nerd, but there are characters I recognize anyway.
Will this be more to your tastes?
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>>6308107
>supergirl anon
>her
y'all stupid sluts been flirting with a man this whole time
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>>6308227
>Reminder that Kara's life is incomplete without Supergirl Anon
FTFY

jk I'm not worthy
>tfw you will never snuggle Supergirl to sleep after a hard day of saving lives
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>>6308233
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>>6308264
Yes anon, feed my collection.
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>>6308196
>Oh god, I wish. I'd be the best Power Girl. I ain't wearing that boob window atrocity, though.
With dark hair, I think Zatanna is what you should go for.
And given that you apparently like asses, have this
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>>6308284
Somebody get that girl a proper shirt if she's gonna be working in the mines. And also probably a more comfortable bra.
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>>6308314
Naaaaaaah nazi likes asses. I'm a tit gal.

Eh. Zatanna's kinda whatever, though. I do a good Lois.

Or I could get a wig.
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>>6308319
>And also probably a more comfortable bra.
Is her She-ra more to your tastes?

>>6308329
>Naaaaaaah nazi likes asses. I'm a tit gal.
You sure mention facesitting a lot for a tit gal. Bigger boobs are better? Or one of people that prefers hand-sized ones?
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>>6308369
This model is kinda groce
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>>6308369
It's bretty gud. She's not really my type, tho.

I love vag, not ass. Ass is a good handle for cunnilingus, nothing more.

I'm honestly pretty good with all boob sizes. I mean, hold a gun to my head, my ideal preference would probably be somewhere around a C, but I'm happy as a pig in poop with As through triple Ds. When they get so big it's disproportionate I stop finding it quite so hot. Like that giant chick that anon was posting a few threads ago. I ain't into that.
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>>6308385
reminds me of a cover for a porn vid.
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>>6308385
>>6308395
It's a little bit For Men, yeah.
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>>6308392
How 'bout this one?
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>>6308433
>that face
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>>6308433
thicc
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>>6308401
>it's a little bit for men
So that's why you like it then
dubs confirm supergirl anon has a penis
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>>6308433
>duckface
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>>6308442
>>6308446
>>6308463
Is this better?
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>>6308475
T H I C C
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>>6308433
>>6308475
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>>6308488
Who dis bitch? Pierced tongue? Good shit.

>>6308475
She looks normal finally. Would like those funbags on me.
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>>6308517
Yes, fun is the right word.
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>>6308526
so you know her irl or are you just posting from her instagram
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>>6308526
who is this cummy mummy?
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>>6308540
Instagram, I live nowhere close to Texas.
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>>6308548
Can you imagine the sounds to come out of this woman? Probably need earplugs. AYYY DIOS MIO!¡
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>>6308475
neeeeeeeeeeeeh still not my type
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>>6308558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl_eJ-zdLrA&t=2m43s

ay ay ay ayyy
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>3dpd
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>>6308543
>>6308558
Dunno, her voice is rather pleasant.
Anyway, her ig: briannaramaa and yes, she does add on snapchat, eventually, if she's not using it at the moment, you may have to repeat attempt, as she's snapping once per week or so, and only then she may add people.
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>>6308589
>there are women in this thread right now who don't have a snapchat and are not getting snaps from big-boobied creatures
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>>6308574
I start to think I am taking this as a challenge.
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>>6308589
2stacked
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>>6308602
Better. She's got a pretty face. But there's some weird shit goin on downstairs.
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>>6308611
>Hitomi
Come on, be more creative
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>>6308614
Anyway, she's exactly 5' tall.
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>>6308623
Ehhhhhh.
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AGP fetishists posting fat straightbait in a thread for lesbians
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>>6308616
don't gookshame
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>>6308631
I assume this means, "try someone else"?
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>>6308638
Dude she's literally been posting the chick she deems most attractive.
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>>6308633
I have nothing against Asians, but Hitomi is way too known to call posting her "creative".
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>>6308638
Nice legs. But gettin' colder.
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>>6308632
Lesgen has always just been straight men pretending to be lesbians and flirting with other straight men pretending to be lesbians, and those straight men flip out when anyone mentions trammies
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>>6308650
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>>6308664
pls stop
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>>6308658
DID YOU JUST MENTION TRANNIES IN A CIS LESBIAN ONLY THREAD?
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>>6308631
>>6308650
Sir, just go away. Nobody is going to post qt girls just so you can stroke your chode to.
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>>6308664
Eh, she's okay I guess.
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>>6308667
Are you SGAnon to ask that?
>I know this will likely be rejected for hair
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>>6308669
>implying there are cis lesbians here
I know for a fact at least two posters currently in this thread are NOT cis. One of them has an affinity for posting a particular superhero.
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>>6308664
That one's my type tho!
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>>6308682
>it was satirical
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>>6308677
It doesn't look right at all without the mark of El
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>>6308677
Catch this, then
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>>6308680
You are correct on the hair front. Also why is she wearing a towel around her waist.

>>6308690
Yeah, it was an early-stage costume.

>>6308695
>enormous ears
just wat
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>>6308695
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Does this upset you?
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Where can I find some trustworthy statistics on racial preferences within lesbians?
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>>6308683
That one was closest to a yes from me, too.

>>6308702
I mean, maybe?

I think you and I have very different preferences.

>>6308709
Should it?
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>>6308701
>just wat
Blood Elf cosplay?
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How do I go about forcing myself to like Orange is the New Black and Tegan and Sara? I just want to be loved.
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>>6308713
Considering that lesbians are less than 1% of the population, can't really afford to be picky.

>>6308723
>>6308709
>>6308702
>>6308695
>>6308664
>>6308638
>>6308623
>>6308611
>>6308602
>>6308589
>>6308548
>>6308526
>>6308475
>>6308433
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>>6308726
>like Tegan and Sara
you'd have to suffer some sort of brain trauma
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>>6308718
>I think you and I have very different preferences.
Probably. Hard to learn your preferences outside of Supergirl.
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>>6308723
Hmm. The guns are kinda hot.

You wanna go for less artificial staring-at-the-camera-poses with tits busting out.
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>>6308709
That's Bailey Jay. A tranny. I know you know that but I wanted to make sure everyone else knew as well.

By the way, he's going bald. Male pattern baldness.
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>>6308753
if you've used this site for longer than this summer, you know who that is.
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PLAID CURTAINS
L
A
I
D
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>>6308750
>The guns are kinda hot.
SGAnon have /k/ fetish?
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>>6308774
I do have a /k/ fetish. What else am I suppose to rub my girltinkler on?
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>>6308774
Guns are fucking sexy, anon. And a girl who knows how to use em? Bestill my loins.

>>6308771
>not black
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>>6308793
PLAID BED
L
A
I
D

I know for a fact plaid sheets/comforter is super cozy.
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>>6308771
>>6308811
>>>/Seattle/
>>>/Portland/
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>>6308811
My nice black sheets and comforter are super comfy. Wanna try? It's memory foam.
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>>6308793
So, SGAnon is into women in uniform.
But first, Maid with guns.
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>>6308820
lmao

that's like the least attractive gun picture

do u have a gift?
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>>6308819
Our bed is going to be PLAID
And it will be accompanied by images of birds and deer because I'm from Oregon. We also need a wood-carved image of a douglas fir. The symbol of the true pacific northwest.
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>>6308830
BLACK

>And it will be accompanied by images of birds and deer because I'm from Oregon. We also need a wood-carved image of a douglas fir.
I'm on board with all this though. This is good.
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>>6308733
orange is the new black is way harder to like than tegan and sara
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>>6308834
they're both bad but Tegan and Sara is straight plagiarized plebshit
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>>6308832
You're gonna wake up with plaid hair. Fair warning.
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>>6308826
>a gift
I am confused.
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>>6308843
they don't like what you like. post cowtits tho.
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>>6308841
How will you plaid my hair? Now I just want to see it.

>>6308843
For finding the least attractive images.
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>>6308848
>For finding the least attractive images.
I'm sorry...
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>>6308848
>For finding the least attractive images.
AYOOOOO

I got distracted, all the girls wearing plaid are making me swoon. But I'll probably just end up finding extensions and using those.
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>>6308859
Can't hate plaid.
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>>6308857
Now she's pretty cute.

>>6308859
>she wants to braid my hair in my sleep
I'm strangely okay with this.
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>>6308869
">IZ ZE CAMERA ONNNNN?? AIIIIIII AIIIII DIOS MIOOOO"
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>>6308878
>Now she's pretty cute.
Does it mean that apology is accepted?
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>>6308857

There are ways women try to look sexy for guys, ways women try to look sexy for girls, and ways that go both ways. The cowtitty pics you're posting explicitly give off option 1 vibes.

No woman has ever gotten cowtit Z-cup implants to impress another woman.
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>>6308886
Woah i fucked that up.

>>6308857
Reminds me of Adele.
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>>6308886
For that one you need to switch to more Scottish accent.
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>>6308878

She wants to braid your pubic hair in your sleep. Than cut it off and turn it into a bracelet, probably.
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>>6308887
Iiiiiiiish. Post moar pretty girls.

>>6308889
Yeah, you're not wrong.

Also, can I eat something off her stomach? Yum.

>>6308902
I mean if she can manage to braid my landing strip she's welcome to it.
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>>6308887
>>6308869
>>6308857
>>6308820
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>>6308889
>No woman has ever gotten cowtit Z-cup implants to impress another woman.
Natural breasts can easily reach H-cup and beyond though.
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>>6308929
>Iiiiiiiish. Post moar pretty girls.
Will probably have to do some search, my supply here is limited. Will do so later.
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>plaid twin peaks *spork*
erase the PNW please
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>>6308942
Yes! Good job. She is also cute.
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>>6308935

Yeeeah, but mostly on women who are at least a little overweight. Having an otherwise XS body with natural JFK-cup watermelon boobs bigger than her head is super super rare in nature and basically always implants.

That picrelated is a nice size though.
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>>6308959
Have another.

>>6308964
The pic you replied to is natural and H-cup at the pic. Breast size are also based on genetics.
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>>6308897
What's up around her eyes and temple tho?

>>6308889
Name?

>>6308948
Jealous because I'm reppin that pnw flava.
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>>6309001
>What's up around her eyes and temple tho?
Probably make up that got sweated out. Never looked at this pic up so close.
I am jealous of her hair.
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why "lesbians" in porn films emit such noisy and annoying sounds? Who thought this was sexy? I'd call an exorcist if somebody screamed like this during sex.
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>>6309009
She's meh. Her hair is too. But I'm a fan of the messy thrown back style. For some reason I see it as extra feminine.
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>>6308959
Anyway, got to go, so have last pic, SGAnon.
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rare picture of of Kek (99% real):
http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1464861186112.png
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Join the Discord, wait for my approval.
Link in last thread to lazy to go an get it.
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>>6309074
That's not kek. the real kek is a mexican mtf
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>>6309012
>Who thought this was sexy?
Men.
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>>6309079
Links expire after 2 hours or so.
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>>6309287
>tfw straight friends i know claim they turn sounds off too

I'm not sure if anyone actually finds it arousing
I think the actors and producers are just retarded
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>>6309287
I have the SRY gene and I hate those sounds.
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Potentially useful skill.
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>>6309287
>>6309637
I'm a straight male, I'm not usually into lesbian porn but when I hear those demented screams it just kills my boner. I noticed btw that this stuff is way more common in American production stuff.
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>>6309619
Naw I set em up for 1 day.
https://discord.gg/012c1utlv0kBJE82B

>>6310367
That one loves yuri or something.
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>>6309074
Not her, she has brown eyes and shit skin.
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>>6311660
>she
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>>6311665
Yes I know about this fantastic tranny meme but Kek is an actual "she", she's just a massive autist. People started with that only because they were bitter that she was constantly tearing trannies a new asshole whenever they would shit up lesgen. So that made her a tranny too apparently.
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my new math teacher is hot af shit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evBgLWQwAFA
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Anyone want to be my girlfriend? PDX. You'll have to host.
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Would you date a girl who wasn't a Hillary supporter?
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>>6312339
Don't feel down because of that yet.
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does anyone wear little boys underwear?
i'm really wanting to buy some and wear it, but idk what size i should get and stuff

do other girls think thats hot?
or should i stick to like....lace?
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>>6312833
what the fuck
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>>6312833
If you want that style just buy women's underwear that are boy shorts.

>>6312677
No politics for me thanks
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>>6312883
>>6312848
women's boy shorts dont have cute shit on them like super heros and stuff
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>>6312962
you're an idiot
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=women%27s+superhero+boy+shorts
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>>6312962
They'd have to have shopped for women's clothes before to know that, anon. Cut him a little slack
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>>6312997
http://www.target.com/p/women-s-marvel-heroes-all-over-print-hipster/-/A-17098278

$6 for one

VS
http://www.target.com/p/spiderman-boys-5-pack-brief-assorted/-/A-13800856
5 for $10

yeah i am retarded
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>>6313012
lmao
yeah
true
ive been obsessed with it ever since i saw it in charlie's angels
i just hate paying tons of money for underwear also

i need new panties, and i just want
>some sexy pairs
>some cute pairs that i like
>throwaway pairs for time of month, work out, etc
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>>6313035
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>>6308819
memory foam is good for sleeping but shit for fucking
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>>6313027
>should I wear underwear for male children or should I wear underwear made for women?
Goddamn.
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>>6313044
?
>>6313071
https://youtu.be/_oiuzT-YbbM
sorry but when i saw that as a kid i wanted to be that so
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>>6312677
could you date a girl who was a Trump supporter?
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>>6313098
>>/mtfg/
>>>/pol/
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Don't forget to join the discord we have about 13 altogether. Only heard from 9 of us.
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>>6312962
the neon briefs from American Apparel are pretty cute, but I would assume you were some kind of a bazinga-autist if you were wearing superhero underoos and shut that shit down.
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>>6313136
yeah i have some of those, i like them
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>>6313136
I like some boy briefs at Aerie. I have a few that are super compfy I wear. But not for sexy time. But they can look cute.
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>>6312962
There are tons of boy-brief panties for girls. It's a whole subset of women's underwear. Especially the nerdy superhero sort.

http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=n%3A9056949011%2Cp_n_theme_browse-bin%3A9214034011

like took 3 sec to find

I used to have some comic book underwear boyshorts. Had batman, hellboy, and a deadpool one way back in high school. Shit was just comfy and changing in locker rooms it kinda got to be a thing on who'd wear the weirdest underwear.
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>not wearing boxers

>>6313051
S'not full memory foam. I find that a bit crappy. Regular mattress with memory foam topper. It's the best.
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>>6309018
That hair is as thin as a decade old broom.

Like you couldn't even get a good hold on it, it's so thin.

Like she's going to bald by the time she's thirty it's so thin.
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>>6314689
Pls. You just get a fistful and wrap it around the back of your hand. That isn't even thin.
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>>6314689
?

Not everybody has nappy hair, Shaniqua.
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Today's Discord invite if the other one is ded.
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>>6316715
I'm tired ok
https://discord.gg/012c1utlv0kB3Q8td
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>>6315632
Just try getting a fistful, it'll fall through your fingers like sand.

>>6315960
Yeah, yeah, go for the easiest joke. What, are you insecure about how thin your heat damaged hair is? My thick mane has spoiled me. I can't enjoy other women's hair if it's all brittle and limp without a pound of mousse.
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>>6307859
>You may only post in this thread if you currently have Starbucks in your hand, a messy bun, yoga pants, and are posting on an iPhone.
3 out of 4
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>homemade coffee besides me
>messy bun from bedtime slowly unraveling
>still in pajama pants
>posting on an Android phone

is this basic enough help
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>>6311697
>he actually thinks kek is a cis female
Check out this new friendo
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>>6314547
>supergirl anon wears boxers
Guess you need extra room for your man business to jingle jangle...
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>>6317169
idk if it's basic but this is basically me all day every day
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Probably my favorite of the boy shorts I got.

>>6316908
Her hair is fine. Don't be such a grump. Be good and someday I'll yank you by the hair and fuck ya.

>>6317169
I used to find buns the most unattractive thing ever, but when I couple it with the idea of a basic normie I'm for some reason excited.

>>6317003
Which? And are you qt? Do you use a lot of filters and post on instagram?
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>>6317377
>i repeat funny memes i hear on lesgen without even knowing where they come from i'm suuuuch an oldfag rofl
Fuck off.
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>>6316908
Calm down Laqueeta, don't be so envious of white women.
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Do breadwinner lesbians exist or are they all art and -ology majors?

I want to be a stay-at-home mom someday.
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>>6317651
So you're a retarded useless fuck who not only thinks lesbians are all art majors but you also think you'll ever land a gf before you inevitably die alone at your mom's? Kek.
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Anyone else always wanted to adopt instead of having kids? I remember that as a little kid in elementary school, I thought adoption was the way to go for me.

Not sure if it's one of those ~I always knew~ lesbo moments or unrelated.
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>>6317664

Oh good day to you too

>retarded useless fuck

Because raising children is a job for retards, kk

My ideal life is to go to work in my preferred field for a few years, then have kids and be at home to raise them well. Meanwhile, I'd like my wife to be able to support the family at least until the kids are older. Is something wrong with that?
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Bulking was a lot more fun than cutting.

>hate cardio
>started out on a mostly clean bulk but gave into old shitty eating habits towards the end
>those shitty habits are hard to break
>having a hard time cutting back on carbs
>mfw my waist grew 2 inches and I can't fit most of my old clothes
>starving all the time
>wind up snapping and eating something I shouldn't because I'm so hungry

On the upside, I have tits, ass and really thick/strong-looking legs now and my stomach is still pretty much flat.
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>>6317651
>implying -ologists can't make money
Neurology
Pharmacology
Nanotechnology
Forensic Criminology
Dermatology
Immunopathology
Radiology
Etc etc

I don't understand what you were trying to get at, anon.
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>>6317730
I would say that upsides beats downsides here by a large margin.
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>>6317651
>>Tfw have a good job
>>Tfw my jobs pay will keep going up every year the more I work at it
>>Tfw if I work hard enough I could make 300k a year in 3 years from now-- or 1-2m a year in 7 years if I work myself to death
No we exist. Just hard to find. But I wouldn't mind a girl who also had job until we had a kid then she could be the stay at home mom if she wanted.
>>Tfw no wife to come home to and surprise me with dinner, then run into the kitchen and come back out naked in only an apron with dessert and seduce me
>>FF after we adopt a kid
>>Mfw when come home late and open fridge to see a wrapped up plate with a a cute note taped to it or a random squiggle doodle that's obviously a fucking kitty ( How silly of me not to know )
>>Eat dinner, walks into bedroom to see wife and kid cuddled up in my bed fast asleep from watching a movie together
>>Carefully climb in bed as to not wake them
>>Go to bed happy
I wouldn't even mind being called Dad since it would be less confusing to know which one the kid ment.
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Why do short nails = lesbian?

Yes, long nails hurt, but women of all orientations masturbate while varying in nail length AND she could just be a single lesbian!!!! If anything short nails = she is a lesbian in a relationship so unavailable.

Tbqh I am just whining because I have been into having very long manicured nails lately so I'm low key bitter that people will assume I'm straight even more quickly.
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>>6317846
I have my nails done once in awhile. Makes it harder to masturbate or have sex though.. But they look nice and make me feel sexier.
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>>6317696

I've always leaned toward adoption, but the older I get the more I also feel the urge to propagate my genes oddly enough. I think mostly, being the oldest grandkid of my dad's parents, I wish I could give them the great-grandkid of their dreams, and they could say "Ohhh he has your great-uncle Fred's red hair! And your eyes!" Y-yeah dumb feeling...
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>>6317749
That's how I feel most of the time. I'd be lying if some part of me doesn't miss being the way I looked when I was at my thinnest, though. I really only get frustrated or upset when something doesn't fit. (Which is unfortunately most of my pants and shorts atm.)

I'd like to whittle an inch off my waist, but not at the expense of losing my butt/hips/thighs. All and all, I'd say I'm pretty content with how much stronger I've gotten, though.

Even Captcha is telling me to select all the food.
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>>6317651
I'll work hard to be acceptable, anon!

>>6317696
If I can't have science babies that are biologically both me and my wife then I'll adopt. I'd like to have kids for sure tho.

>>6317846
If you're gonna have long nails make em rainbow or wear some gay shit or pin somewhere because I do automatically check the nails when I'm gazing longingly and a qt. Not that I'll ever be cured of my autism and try talking but I still like the fantasy!
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>>6317894
Aw, I get that. I wanna make my grandparents happy too and giving them bio grandkids seem like *the* most fulfilled thing for them. But personally, I think the idea of passing on genes is kinda of outdated- what's so great about my nose that makes it deserving to be passed on to another? Plus with my family's depression, is this really the gene pool I want someone else to inherit? At the end of the day, I really feel like if I have the money and desire for kids, I should be a parent for someone who already needs me and all that. Still, it's not a stupid feeling.

>>6317913
I've thought about buying this pin. Don't most people here really, really hate rainbows?
>Not that I'll ever try talking
So my chances of being flirted with will go from 0% to 0%?? Unacceptable. If I wear gay shit, you have to come and talk with me, anon.
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>>6317900
measurements?

>>6317998
>So my chances of being flirted with will go from 0% to 0%?? Unacceptable. If I wear gay shit, you have to come and talk with me, anon.
O-ok, are you a qt femme? For some reason, knowing a girl is gay might make me even less confident.
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>>6317698
Almost impossible in this day and age. They'd have to make at least 150k a year to live in a good area and support everyone while saving for your retirement. Get a part time job at least.
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>>6318176
>part-time job
Not that anon. But I'm reminded of that movie Concussion or whatever. The one with the lesbian housewife getting sick of her kids and becomes a lesbian prostitute.
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>>6318165
Could be better, desu. 36/28/37 or something like that last I checked. My waist measurement has always been misleading because I have a long as fuck ribcage for someone my size, apparently. My doctor even commented on it. Seriously it ends about three inches from the top of my hipbone.
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>>6318203
>>6318211

I saw it. I know you're a fujo, or not a bio female. Get out!
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>>6318165
>are you a qt femme
Yes and duh, why would you choose to be anything else? I nearly always wear dresses so undressing me is quick. ;;;;)
And probably because with everyone else rejection doesn't mean much (with guys, you don't want him and with str8 girls, she couldn't want you anyway) but with other gay girls there's actually something on the line.
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>>6318225
>but with other gay girls there's actually something on the line
Yeah being rejected for my personality/looks would throw me so far back into the realm of insecurity, I shudder.

>I nearly always wear dresses so undressing me is quick. ;;;;)
Gotta love a femme. You are everything that makes women addicting. Let's do ldr because you sure as fuck don't live close!
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Do your good/bad looks "transfer over" across the sexes?

I have been hit on/asked out on dates by increasingly hot guys recently which is great for my self esteem but largely IDGAF because lesbian. Does guys finding me attractive translate to girls finding me attractive? Would similarly good looking girls would like me? I don't know if it's my self esteem but I have a hard time imagining that qt girls would reciprocate. What has been your experience with this?
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>>6318276
Good looking people are good looking people. Like you said, you recognize good looking in the opposite sex without being interested in them. Women are aware of when another woman is alluring without being attracted to them - well as far as they know.
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>>6318259
>You are everything that makes women addicting
Ahhh I could stand to hear more of this in my life! Would get more compliments from you/10
I might not live close but I'm sure another qt femme does! Keep your heart open and don't let social anxiety get the best of you, anon.
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>I'm on birth control.
>Aren't you a lesbian, anon?
Controls hormonal acne, period is more predictable, less exhaustion and mood swings, etc. I'm not hooking up with the unfairer sex.
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>>6312742
but she smells so nice
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n39RzgVNP8

what did they mean by this?
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>>6318608
They're still a thing? I watched one of their videos like two years ago. Didn't find it funny. I got a real turn-off vibe from them too. Not entertaining and no qt girl to tide me over? No thanks.

>>6318561
You're close enough to smell her? That's tandem to sex.
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>>6318650
I was next to her in class
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>>6318333
>you recognize good looking in the opposite sex without being interested in them

I dunno about that... Not same anon you replied to, but I have found myself in situations where girls are drooling over guys and I'm like "..ain't he extremely average?". Unless the guy is actually notably attractive, it's hit or miss for me.

But then, I guess the same happens even in here often times.
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>>6318650
>tandem
D-do you mean tantamount?
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>>6318924
Indeed. I just can't understand their taste sometimes. Like if someone looks like they walked out of a magazine then yeah, I know they have good looks. But girl tried to tell me she thought Kevin Hart was cute and I just couldn't wrap my mind around it. But I guess I'm similar with women. She could be an average girl with bad features but I still get butterflies from looking at average girls sometimes. And I can't even explain why.

>>6318948
I know what I meant.
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>>6318962
>I know what I meant.
I don't think you're supposed to use "tandem" in tandem with "to" tho
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>>6318990
Are you a hot English teacher? I'll admit I'm not sure how to use the word, just used it because I like the sound it makes in my mouth. Know what would sound good in YOUR mouth? My vagina. How do you feel about that, miss unwanted grammar correction? HA
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>>6318924
I think you need to be attracted to a gender to find average members of that gender attractive (and often, they're actually more arousing than "objectively" very hot people). If you're not attracted to a gender, you can only rank those people from hot to ugly, and most people will end up in this big middle bucket that you won't personally see much differentiation in. That's my theory anyway.
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Oh look, another safe space for sensitive faggots.

Nothing important to see here.
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name him lesgen
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>>6319164

Lord Farringdon
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>>6319164
>male dog
REEEEE
I'd call him Marnie.
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>>6319164
oatmeal
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>>6319056
W-well, that got lewd really quickly. I didn't mean to offend, I like it when people question my word usage so I try to do the same for others.
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>>6319293
Same. Didn't mean to offend. I like it when people talk about the V going into my mouth. I try to offer that happiness to others.
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>>6319334
Mockery is not the product of a strong mind, Clarke.
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>>6317846
>having long nails
>ever
This is turbo unattractive to me tbqh. It's not even like I look at the nails and think "she's clearly not a lesbian!" because you never know, right? I just have an instinctive "ew" reaction.
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>>6317846
It's just a stat thing. Shorter nails mean more likely to be playing with vagina.

I'll still sometimes let my nails grow and paint them but I keep my pointer and middle finger filled shorter.

Fucking straight girls jocked that whole paint an accent on your fucking finger so other lesbians know shit.
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>>6319455
Even when they're painted and well maintained?
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>>6319532
I would say especially then. Painted in particular is just ugh.
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>>6319164
Charlie, Beans, Biscuit, Arthur, Cocoa, Merlin, Caspar, Ludwig, Napoleon, R. Mutt
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>>6308227
Kate Kane is my fav cause she's my identical hair sister! Now I just gotta work to make my body match. ;A;
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>>6319546
Really?? I didn't know anyone disliked painted nails. I assume femme is out so what's your type of girl?
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>>6318608
straight women are never funny
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>>6319573
I like chapsticks/tomboys generally. I wouldn't say I dislike feminine girls, but really ostentatious high-femme stuff is really unattractive to me.

Yeah I just really hate painted nails for some reason.
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>>6319568
>bright red hair
Contact info? I can forgive the emoji.
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>>6319589
Cool, makes sense. I'm kind of the opposite, really into high femme and alternative girls and less so into girl-next-door simple aesthetic types. Actually I don't know which category Alia Shawkat falls into but she is soooo beautiful to me.
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>>6319624
Oh yeah, girl-next-door is probably a pretty apt descriptor of what I'm into.
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>>6319596
It's dyed, is that okay? Not ginger. I do mean Kate Kane which is not a naturally occurring phenomenon, unfortunately.
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>>6319704
Keeping it that red must be difficult. Bad for the hair I imagine.
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>>6308227
prenu52 supergirl/wondergirl muh otp
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>>6308227
If Kate doesn't want to be in Kara's life then that's the end of it, there is nothing Kara can do about it
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>>6319709
I've had it red for years, at this point I only need to dye the roots. And no, it's some chemicals and bleach that are really bad for it. All my dyes are vegetable-based (no chemicals) and I never bleach. With long hair you especially don't want any breakage or split ends so I gotta keep those strands strong. I am big on hair health.
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>>6319747
And you're a good weight?
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>>6319754
Yes, I'm not trying to catfish anyone here. Not comfortable with sending nudes though if that's what this question is getting at.
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>>6319793
Nah we don't ask for nudes here. Not even allowed to beg for vocaroos anymore.

We're all women so... less predatory shit. She just wants you to describe yourself so she can fap to her mental image.
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>>6319833
>fap
you mean schlick?
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>>6319861
What-fucking-ever. It's all the same.
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>>6319889
schlick. I schlick.
>>6319861
I schlick pinky up. Measurements?
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>>6319893
>caring about which masturbatory onomatopoeia we use
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>>6319833
>no vocaroos
Has lesgen ever done group voice chat and/or would people be interested? Voice.GG is a solid option AFAIK.
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>>6319897
It's called be correct, you disrespectful buttslime.
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>>6319897
>>6319943
I was never a fan of schlick either, fap all the way.
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>>6320077
Fuck off y chromosome, take your double dubs and leave.
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>>6320164
hey fuck you, I just don't like the sound of schlick.
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>>6320265
>>6319943
>>6320077
Yeah schlick is like "moist" for me. It's funny because the actual noise described is hot, but the word makes me cringe outta my skin.
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>>6320265
>>6320275
Pls leave. Schlick schlick schlickin it
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>>6320279
>you're schlicking
Please. Don't lie to yourself. You don't want me to leave.
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>>6320302
What did I tell you about butts??
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>>6320275
>not liking MOIST pussy

straight girls leave!
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>>6320275
>Yeah schlick is like "moist" for me.
Are you old enough to have taken that stupid spark quiz that asked whether "moist" or "used' was a more upsetting word?
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>>6320309
There you go, lying to yourself again.

And I'll have you know I have very muscular legs.

>>6320312
Wet pussy. Slick, hot, soft, dripping wet pussy. Moist is a bad word for reasons unknown.

>>6320340
I do not know the quiz to which you refer.
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Lizbeth, use the invite. I'm sorry I kicked you. I'm actually not.

012c1utlv0kB3Q8td
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>>6320521
She doesn't know how to add you back lmao
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Post yfw people ITT realize they've been flirting with a tbian avatar fagging as a superhero
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>posting males in my general
Lesbians only kthx
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>>6318561
Unless she's taken and you're too young for her, don't let that get you down.

I remember seeing here once about one Anon meeting her (former) teacher in a lesbian bar.
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>>6320312
Yeah I actually really like the word "moist". Whether it appears before the word "pussy" or not. I dunno why it's the most hated word, I like the way it sounds
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>>6310814
can i get a discord inv link?
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>>6308889
Honestly I love breasts at every size so long as they're natural. I don't understand attraction to fake breasts.
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>>6321221
my tits are kinda small, one of my first girlfriends when i was still a teenager always used to give me shit about them hence why i ended up a bit self conscious about it. She tried to manipulate me into getting a boob job on more than one occasion.
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>>6321240
Small tits are so cute! Soft little handfuls, perfect for smooching.
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Awwww yis SHIELD watch arrived.
It's not quite as huge as I was expected, though still way bigger than my normal watches.
But whatever, it's neat as fuck.

I'll try get a picture later SGA, promise~
>>
Another date, another awkward goodbye wherein the other chick seems to be anticipating something (she's bored? Tired? Wants me to leave? Wants me to stay and suggest we netflix and chill? Kiss her goodbye?) so I panic and say it's late and I have to leave and awkwardly hug her goodbye. I can't not be awkward, no matter how hard I try if there's a qt in front of me my brain shuts down and I forget how to operate as a normal confident human.
>>
We need an Aztec edition next.
>tfw no Mesoamerican qt gf
>cannot sacrifice White skins to our gods
>cannot enslave pitiful tribes
desu, I'd take any pre-European mesoamerican thread next.
>>
Give me your best psycho ex story, lesgen
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>>6322435
Your life
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>>6321130
https://discord.gg/012c1utlv0kA16lQu

Takes a bit for me to add people. But I always get to it.
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>>6322375
>tfw no Aztec gf
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>>6322375
illegal Mexican lesbians are crossing the border and stealing American lesbian gfs! BUILD THE WALL!
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>>6322718
We are still bitter about you guys stealing half of our empire, so at least we can take your lesbians as compensation.
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>>6322375
Pls. I will probably consent but pls. As long as my yellow skin isn't cut.
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>>6322734
I promise I won't sacrifice you. If you're a qt I have other uses for you. Ok, I just need your body but intelligence and sense of humor are a plus.
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>>6322750
Was never into you red or brown skins
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>>6322763
Trump or not, USA will be brown during our lifetime.
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>>6322783
Not if I have anything to say about it! Women are naturally lighter skinned. Why are you trying to destroy a natural attraction to light skin?
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>>6322792
Because if the majority will be brown, that equals better hunting grounds for white skinned women.
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>>6322797
You gonna entrap them? Poor white grills. Getting hit by the ghetto.
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>>6322818
Winner takes it all and quantity has quality of its own.
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>>6322718
Look white dudes tend to be titty dudes right? Black dudes are for the ass. Asian dudes legs or freak kinky shit.

Hispanics LOVE just pussy. Like I've been around dudes. I've heard them talking about after sex shit and what their fav assets were of the girl. Mexican and hispanic dudes in general just fucking talk about the pussy over tits/ass.

You ask straight girls who the most romantic lovers are and it's hispanics. Not because they take them out to eat or dance or do romantic shit. Fuck no. It's because they eat pussy the most.

And hispanic LESBIANS?

They are just obsessed.
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>>6323108
>Hispanics just LOVE pussy.
I... I need to go be with my people.
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Why so quiet? Not like /lesgen autist have anything better to do on Saturday night than to shitpost on 4chan.
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>>6323313
The normies 2 stronk
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>>6323325
Normies should stop clubbing and mate with /Lesgen NEET's.
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>>6309074
Where is Kek? ;_;
WHY SO MANY 3DPIGS IN LESGEN RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>6323555
Shut up and masturbate.
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>>6320891

Holy fuck that's how Winter Jacket started! Plz tell me they hooked up.
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>>6322435

>Be emotionally dead, axis ii personality disorder
>Meet sadistic psychopath qt3.14 who wants to torture me for practical and personal reasons
>Saved by the bell.jpg
>Hate her but kinda turned on on reflection
>Fast forward, she finds some kind of spiritual redemption, wants to horn in on me and my friends, is now sadistic psychopath who is also epically annoying.
>She realizes she can get a rise out of me, one of the few things that can, so she doubles down by flirting relentlessly. Hate her but again kind of turned on.
>Have to work together occasionally, becomes often. Still annoying, but still qt. Eventually have to wait 10 hours alone together in a crappy apartment for a delivery. Get smashed. Give in. Fuck. Fuck some more. Fuck more. Oh fuck it's morning.
>Never speak of this again.jpg
>She keeps fucking dropping subtext about it all over the place, even around coworkers. Hate but kinda turned on yadda yadda.
>Eventually in stressful life and death situation confess true love and thankfully immediately after I get shot nearly to death and held in mental captivity. THANK GOD I don't have to deal with that awkward situation for another 9 months.

Psycho exes... amirite?

(p.s. do not mention current events -- do not ruin my afternoon -- discuss only on the /u/ thread)
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>>6323622
That is not how winter jacket started iirc. And not that anon but I remember seeing that post. They went outside and made out. And then exchanged numbers.
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>>6323108
I've observed the opposite. Chicano men I've been around in California, Arizona, and Northern Mexico have an idea of machismo that is not compatible with eating pussy. In fact, these "straight" men talk about eating pussy as if it would make them gay. They talk about pussy being "gross" like straight girls and gay dudes.

The men in the black communities around Los Angeles used to be the same way, but something changed about 5 years ago, and now they are OK with cunnilingus and obsessed with eating ass.
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>Seeing qt tomorrow
>She sends underwear pic

Hard enough to even
What do I
How do I shot web

Lesgen send help
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>>6324135
send her (and us) a nicely lit pic of your tits

maybe wear a lil flannel over it just to increase the gay
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post music from your country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWcOY14GWwM
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>>6324242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4P95cJ-XTc
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>>6323727

>In mental torture solitary prison for 9 months
>Suddenly out of nowhere get coded message from sadistic psycho ex thinking she's being cutesy by texting my nihilistic nickname for our hypothetical long-term relationship
>As if she thinks I'm still available (I am, but that's not the point)
>As if she thinks I still think about her (I do, every day, but that's not the point)
>As if she thinks I still want to be with her (I fantasize about it to endure the torture and dream about it every night, but that's still not the point)
>Was about to kill myself, but now just pissed off at her for being so fucking obnoxiously presumptuous
>Break out of prison just to kick her ass and wipe that damn smirk off her face that she probably has right now (even though it's kawaii)

Fucking psycho exes.
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>>6321409
YESSSSSS

pls send picture asap
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>>6324242
https://youtu.be/g6-533Cw57U
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>>6317819
>>>Tfw if I work hard enough I could make 300k a year in 3 years from now-- or 1-2m a year in 7 years if I work myself to death
What job do you do anon? i want some of that
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>>6324648

A single scoop of vanilla in a plain cone? Identical for each of them? What a tool.

Also, Flash powers sure as hell don't include waiting in line, being served, and exchanging money at lightning speed, so that shit's definitely stolen.
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>>6324877
Probably fishing.
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>>6324980
He always leaves cash when he does this stuff. Real goody-two-shoes, that one.
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>>6325002
kek
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>mfw there's a new 60000 word pornographic supercat fic and it's really fucking bad
Literally worse than the holocaust.
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>>6320275
I prefer wet to moist

wet sounds even better in native language though

schlick is creepy
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>>6325475
Right?

I like "slick" too. It's so... descriptive. Mmm, slick, slippery wetness.
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>>6324648

Sorry i meant to do it last night but got hella drunk at a wedding cos Im classy like that.

This is it, next to the watch I usually wear which my gran gave me years ago.
As you can see, Im dealing with a bit of a size upgrade.

When does my quinjet arrive in the mail tho
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>>6324432

Nice fiction, may masturbate later.
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>>6324242
Based
https://youtu.be/cJDCdhnupeI


Unrelated: who here heard of the recent lesbian movie 'The Handmaiden'? It's a movie set in the 1930's.
Ratings look great, I can't wait to watch it soon. I think the couple actually ends up together just fine.
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>>6324877
>>6325002
Nice guess anon. I do fish for a living. Hoping to get a bigger boat.. eventually.
I can't imagine doing a desk job or not being my own boss. Something about waking up before the sun, heading out while it's still dark, watching the sunrise, working all day until sunset.. It's a great feeling for me. I can't imagine doing something else honestly.
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>>6319164
police
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>>6319164
Thickbrow Scowlyface

Or Eugene Levy.
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>>6319568
>>6319596
If you guys aren't already getting at it, then I either wanna share hair dye tips with RedheadAnon or throw myself at KateChasingAnon.
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Dead lesgen...
Time for a new one
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>>6328235
The entire forum is dead today. Are all the homosexual deviants at church or something?
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>>6328426
Church... LEL! Fuck that place
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>>6326838
I've heard of it. Hopefully it reaches Spain's theaters so I can not watch it and pirate it instead at home.
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>>6328576
I live next door to one and my older neighbors all come outside like NPCs and go in at the same time like clockwork. I like the church bells when they ring though.
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>>6327141
Holy shit. Neat. I fish too, but not for a living.
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>>6328689
Haha that sounds really cool to watch. Why do you like the sound of the bells though?
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>>6328715
Because it [spoiler] has a nice ring to it anon [/spoiler]
I like instrumental music, I could sit and listen to someone playing a piano, violin drums or guitar for hours.
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New thread for the hobags

>>6329111
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>>6327900
Red anon here. If you're still checking this thread, I would love to talk hair dye tips with you!
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