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Previous thread >>6300580
i want to be the very best!
HELLO EVERYONE I AM HERE :D
RESIST DEGENERACY
>>6301298
sup bro
>>6301296
Like no hon ever was
hon
honhon
honhonhon
honhon
hon
>>6301302
I don't even know anymore
>>6301306
>>6301306
yes
>>6301296
wait is this jormy from agdg
>>6301305
wow hon
Is this thread gonna be nicer?
>>6301296
To transition is my real test!
>tfw spilling all the tea
>>6301313
you hate rapey just as much as we do
itt: ugly anons who have never gotten laid hate that faye and i are in love and that ppl besides themselves might have issues
who /virgin/ here?
>>>/int/60172742
Everyone invited!!
>>6301302
>>6301312
hon
h o n
h
o
n
>>6301321
>tfw I will never get a job based on the physical appearance of my body and whats between my legs
Feels bad.
>>6301313
u stink
>>6301311
whats aggy daggy?
>>6301334
wow what a coincidence
hi
>>6301313
nope, it's just going to be every anon attacking me for being an imperfect being
>>6301324
But I'm team EdiexFaye and defend you all the time. I just let my ENORMOUS AMOUNTS OF ENVY take root in nicer ways.
>>6301313
elanna
you are such an absolute fucking [spoiler]qt :3[/spoiler]
>>6301321
That looks really comfy.
>>6301324
not really
I just prefer to ignore you both (but mostly Faye) and spend time with my bf and try to help people here that actually need it
>>6301342
Amy, why must you lump me in with the other anons?
I think (You) are okay.
>>6301336
hi
wheres your game?
>>6301324
ITT you continue the one thing you're good at: not letting shitstorms die
stop ruining the thread's atmosphere
>>6301332
I mean, you could cam, they care very much about what's between your legs
>>6301344
I'm team fayexedie myself
>>6301324
that's not fair babe, family members still count
>>6301354
right here *unzips*
>>6301324
B.but I'm the bridedmaid ;_;
>>6301333
Trips don't lie
I jus farted
>>6301345
A-anon I.. <3
>>6301326
>tfw /virgin/
>>6301326
/virgin/ here
>>6301355
this. I'm growing sick of this bullshit being perpetuated by Edie, why can't we have a comfy thread for once
>>6301358
>Faye will never use her military training tactics on you.
Why even live?
>>6301344
>>6301358
FAYEDIE A BEST
btw jorms why the cold shoulder? you should pop in and say hi
>>6301371
she won't/don't give a fuck
i've seen multiple anons ask her actually nicely to stop and she just calls them ugly, or when asked "do you NEED to do this" she says yes
cunt desu
>>6301373
>trip on anon
>>6301319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUihzNN0ees
Re Re Re...
Repression!
Repression!
Re Re Re...
Repression!
Repression!
Re Re Re...
Repression!
Repression Monsters!
Repression are the champions!
Repression!
Repression Monsters!
Repression are the champions!
Change into Repression Champions to save the Repression World!
Repression!
Repression Monsters!
Repression are the champions!
Repression!
Repression Monsters!
Repression are the champions!
Repress into champions!
Armor Repression!
Repression! Repression Monsters! Repression are the champions!
Repression!
Repression Monsters!
Repression are the champions!
Repression! Repression Monsters...
REPRESSION!
>>6301326
I am.
I don't know whether the idea of sex repulses me because I'm still a guy or whether I would avoid it anyway.
One of life's great mysteries that will never be solved.
>>6301373
Hahahaha what
>>6301309
they both look like girls tho
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
LIKE NO TRANS EVER WAS
TAKING MONES TO GROW MY CHEST
BIG TIDDIES IS MY CAUSE
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND
SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE
A SURGEON WHO CAN REASSIGN
SO MY PENIS IS INSIDE
SRS! GOTTA CUT IT ALL
FOR A LARGE FEE
YOUR OUTIE'S NOW AN INNIE
SRS! YOU'RE MY BEST MATE
ITS A HOLE WE MUST DILATE
fuck ye's all i'm wasted on this site
>>6301373
Why you do dis faye
>>6301364
>I jus farted
b-but girls don't fart...
>>6301373
Really? Again?
>>6301324
>starting shit in a new thread before any anons have even meanposted
God
No one gives a fuck just stop pissing everyone off so the thread can be cozy for once
>>6301373
>deleted
see the thing is if you didn't delete it I'd think it was a meme-post, but now that you've deleted it I KNOW it was you.
>>6301390
There are no girls here
>>6301362
>>6301358
>>6301344
>>6301375
i do like dat team tru
>>6301373
>uppercase F
literally why do ya'll continue to use faye's trip while pretending to be her? it's very one trick pony. tho i'm glad i stopped using hers since ppl pretended to be me too lmao
>>6301381
Hahahaha yes. 10/10
>>6301373
>>6301397
>implying its only person
nah everyone does.
kys
>MFW I don't get to see awesome post because it's deleted.
Does anyone has screencap?
>>6301401
people know faye's trip?
why doesn't she change it?
>>6301401
nice damage control
>mfw i come back to mtfg and remember the drama that caused me to leave in the first place
>>6301410
so she can post mean things with plausible deniability
>tfw will never get told to kill myself
>tfw will never get called a leech
>tfw will never get called a rapist
>tfw will never get called a hon
why live
>>6301373
;^)
>>6301390
I'm agp
>>6301398
Elanna's a girl. She obviously didn't fart, and just wants to hide the fact that she's smelly.
>>6301415
kill yourself you leech rapist hon
:)
>>6301415
But you get told all of those things!
>>6301408
it's just faye telling me to kill myself
>>6301415
>never get called a rapist
I've seen someone call you a rapist like 3 times in the last week at least
>>6301401
Faye always uses capital F though? Did I miss something?
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
LOL
1 THREAD AFTER PEOPLE ARE SAYING WHAT A CUNT SHE IS
IN THE VERY THREAD EDIE IS BRAGPOSTING
she reveals her self, retardedly so, to be a huge cunt
kek
too bad we'll all sweep it under the rug like with birdy
>>6301415
dumb faggot rapists fucks like you are already enabling this too LMAO
>>6301415
Are you a sissy?
>>6301421
>>6301423
m-more
>>6301408
just know that we are both horrible human beans.
>>6301410
EVERYONE knows faye's trip. you can literally google it. when we were both using her trip people were pretending to be me as well.
she just likes it cause she's used it forever lol
>>6301411
it's just blatantly obvious because the person who always does it fucks up and doesn't accurately copy the name they're posting under lol
what bothers me about this is that each time this happens the same anon will just say EVERYONE DOES IT JUST SO U KNOW
like ya'll have really deluded yourselves into thinking that everyone takes their trip off to force their psychosis over the thread to make yourselves feel better about doing it
>>6301427
she hasn't been this thread or the last, that's what i'm saying.
>tfw not a girl
>tfw revolting freak instead
I don't want this to be real I don't want this to be real I don't want this to be real
>>6301401
>damage control
god you're dumb
why the fuck would an imposter delete their post?
oh lol xD TO STIRR UP MORE DRAMA RITE LOL IT WAS ALL PLANNED XDDD
>>6301421
>>6301423
>>6301424
>>6301428
>>6301429
>>6301431
MORE (YOU)'S
p-please
I'm so fucking bored, post your butts please. Its important.
>>6301396
lmfao sure
idiot newfag
>>6301440
was getting caught part of your plan?
>>6301438
>you can literally google it.
I'll trust you if this works, but otherwise ehh
scraping girl cum outta your vagenis, nothing more satisfying eh ladies? apart from having a whacking great shit
did beep khs?
>>6301446
im not faye you dumb flabby necked burger bitch
but i do think you should commit suicide honestly
I usually like drama, because I'm like a dramawhore, but why does this drama leave me confused instead of dramawhorified?
I guess life truly is dukkha.
>>6301440
>>6301440
>oh lol xD TO STIRR UP MORE DRAMA RITE LOL IT WAS ALL PLANNED XDDD
uh i mean yeah
that's exactly the point
i thought i was supposed to be the stupid one
>>6301449
aaaaaaaaaaall right
>>6301440
>there are literally retards in this thread who will believe Edie's bullshit
c-c-conspiracy of anons r-right :^)
at this point i just wanna be cute
I'll probably get hrt too late
i wanna be a cute little girly thing
and cuddle people
even tho it's a billion degrees rn
I'm bored and want to play around with my guyvoice. Need suggestions for shit to say
>>6301457
no, life is bhavana
>>6301456
I made the post with greentext, the decided to take it off but forgot to remove the quote
holy shit everyone's in here o_o
>>6301305
Stupid Frenchies, right?
>goes to make tacos
>comes back with belly full of tacos
I WAS GONE 10 MINUTES JESUS CHRIST
>>6301465
onii-chan no~~~~~
poop comes from there :3
>>6301470
that was my old trip ;3; rip
all of the oldfag trip's passwords were leaked awhillleeee back so idk. we all basically changed it other than faye lmao
>>6301412
Yeah, I know... :(
>>6301465
say "i slammed the most bomb ass dank ass boipussy last night, you have no idea, ive been icing my dick all day"
>>6301465
take your pic
What does this mean, lgbt?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-01/adelaide-uni-study-finds-alternative-treatment-for-transexuality/7576453
>>6301472
takes more than 10 minutes to make and eat tacos, hon
your story doesn't add up
I still love you Faye.
>>6301458
you are because you expect us to believe this shit you dumb cunt
>>6301472
post your feet
>>6301478
I've been using the same trip since I started and nobodies got mine
>>6301486
pffff, hating on Amy makes me like her more.
>>6301478
how did they get leaked? Did someone literally bruteforce them all?
btw who's lisa?
>tfw gross hon w/ no willy
:c
>>6301458
babe i thought I told you to watch the children
>>6301446
show me on the doll where the bad lady touched you, also I told my trip to everyone in portland, so... y'know if someone from that area doesn't like you or something
What did faye post I missed it?Someone chaotic I know you're out there. Start the fire again.
>>6301466
There can be no bhavana without acceptance of life being dukkha.
>>6301494
it was faye who leaked everyone's tripcode including her own
she did it so she could continue posting mean things while having plausible deniability in case she ever accidentally forgot to take her trip off
she's been doing this for decades
>>6301494
What do you mean?
>>6301443
Rate my butt
>>6301474
i said vagenis you Alfred Hitchcock looking all you can eat champion, its different
>>6301502
through bhavana you understand that like is dukkha. you only have second hand experience of understanding.
>>6301508
5/10, needs squats.
>>6301499
the tripcodes are all out there apparently
>>6301497
How are you? Can you pee without catheter already?
>>6301496
Trips didn't work for a while so when you posted your name would appear like "jörmyLikesboys"
>>6301491
i don't expect you, i.e. the person who did it, to believe me, no. i think any intelligent person can put 2 and 2 together tho.
this is literally like the sameeee obvious trolling attempt every time. it's a one trick pony. it's old. move on with ur sad life already.
also pls don't type out a book for me again. i didn't read it then and i'm not gonna read it now. you need a hobby lmao
>>6301494
because you're using a secure trip.
>>6301496
ye someone bruteforced every tripfag in gaygen, femgen i think? and mtfg. then posted the password publicly. then pastebinned it. so ya
>>6301498
they're crazy af what was i supposed to do!?
>>6301514
post link
>>6301498
well I mean mado's a giant bitch but I think he left the general a while ago. but if you didn't tell him then I'm pretty sure I know who it is.
>>6301507
>my expression currently
>>6301428
dude, this shit has happened like 16 times before. you're all just a bunch of newfaggots
>>6301517
>the person who did it
LOL
Literally, her gf gets caught, then she tries saying it was "xD an anon conspiracy!" and now she's calling random people out
My fucking sides
d a m a g e
c o n t r o l
>>6301481
https://clyp.it/z4ey5fpf
r8
>>6301475
Gimme a minute, I gotta work up to this one
>>6301508
would accidentally cuddle that butt if tired
>>6301496
Whose trips?? Everyones?
>>6301439
youve said this three times per thread, per day for the longest time I can remember
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6m5euiuOQQ
Does this video have any subliminal trans message?
>>6301523
>my expression currently
:3
>>6301381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjXsULCG7LY
>>6301529
a bunch of the OGs
I don't remember most of them desu
>>6301525
calm down person who probably started this
>>6301528
>literally took me like 10 seconds to find it
post search words then because
>pastebin mtfg trips
isn't giving me anything except Elanna and birdie's convo.
gib attention pls
>>6301478
Wait when did this happen?
i'm gonna go make cookies
cookies an dmilk
someone fight me i want to fight
>tfw you will never make a custom secure trip
>>6301511
But how van you bhavana if all your bhavana is illusory before accepting life is Dukkha?
>>6301510
I love it when you're mean! I feel like I deserved to be spanked for being an Alfred Hitchcock. ;)
>>6301517
What's a secure tripcode, like for real? I'm not playing dumb.
I remember when anon started shitposting as me to teach me a lesson. I was like totally flattered. Anon didn't have my tripcode, tho.
>stupid retarded mtfg catfights
l i t e r a l l y nothing more retarded
>>6301496
>btw who's lisa?
lisa was the name i went by before edie. lisa rowe.
she was angelina jolie's character in the film girl interrupted. the sociopath who killed daisy, i.e. brittany murphy.
>>6301547
i think this was before you were even around honestly. like within the first 8 months of mtfg.
>>6301462
I'm fucking dying from laughter and brain cancer from the idiocy
Now rate my dinner
>>6301550
>dmilk
Is that a typo? ;~;
>>6301556
>before accepting life is Dukkha?
you can think you can accept, but without personal undersanding it doesn't mean anything.
>>6301563
what am i looking at
I hope kayla is okay living on her own and hasn't given someone who claims to be the wallet inspector her money
>>6301567
5 olives, a pickle, and 7 mini rice cakes
>>6301526
you sound hot as fuck.
pleease fuck me
>>6301559
>there are 722 trips in it
>it's not hard, but that's a lot of time
wait a minute I think I might be retarded soz desu
>>6301562
story pls
i have milk and cookies and i want a story
>>6301570
please tell me this isn't someone's attempt at a diet.
>>6301572
it says >>3754465 in the pastebin
>>6301568
she's not that sheltered, she's learned a lot over the years. i mean she hardly ever falls for 'penis inspection day' anymore
>>6301554
>mfw generating a secure tripcode on a rapsberry pi
It'll be a great tribute to my life to have the tripcode generated in time for the 150th anniversary of my death.
post ur beds/bedrooms
>>6301576
W-why
>>6301562
but adri's dead now
pls don't bring up the past ;_;
>>6301475
https://clyp.it/gbr4bcem
I'm not sure if I can sell this one with a guyvoice
>>6301401
>uppercase F
>>6301590
nah that was anon too :^)
how far does this conspiracy goooooooo
>>6301584
how did adri die
>>6301590
it's pretty exiting to have anons use my trip to have pretend sex with my xerfriend.
>>6301568
Oh god hahahahaah
>>6301530
it's still true though
there's so much I know with 100% certainty I can never have because genetics etc. and I don't know how to cope with that, I feel ill
I just want what lots of other people have as standard
I wish this wasn't real, I just want to be somewhere else
I don't have a support network, I don't know how to cope with anything
I'm so fucking scared
>>6301595
maybe EVERYONE is anon!
>>6301556
a secure trip is when you use two hashtags before your password.
secure tripcodes are really difficult to hack, but unsecure ones are pretty easy to brute.
>>6301568
i'm p sure she still posts so i wouldn't worry
>>6301572
no it was within the first 8 months of mtfg lol
mtfg started on lgbt
>>6301584
lmao babe stop!!
>>6301590
i love that you went through all that trouble to find instances when she's used an uppercase F when all you had to do was literally look at the last post she made itt to see she has been using lowercase for a lil bit now. which is exactly how yall fucked up the last time when yall pretended to be me. no one goes out of their way to re-uppercase their name before trolling someone. they'd just delete the entire name. failing to change it would result in a continued lowercase.
>>6301604
POST YOUR SWEETY FEET
>>6301588
I upgraded it for you
https://clyp.it/zj30im3p
>>6301590
Idk what you're talking about anon, also I know little about Amy as we've never talked and she's mentioned me probably twice
im the dastardly anon who causes ~80% of the drama here and i will continue to be dastardly
sometimes i can be a real stinker but i think what i do is ultimately good for the thread
>>6301604
when everyone is anon no one is.
>>6301566
Ok you win.
My life is Dukkha, tho.
>>6301568
She's going to be ok, I remember when her mom had to sell all her properties and they were evicted from their home and she had to go live with her sons of anarchy dad in Oregon .
I was so worried I prayed for her every night but thank god everything was ok in the end.
>>6301611
Let's drama on the bed anon
http://www.strawpoll.me/10365849
>>6301611
who
>>6301556
more specifically: a secure tripcode uses a seed that only 4chan knows, a tripcode is the same seed on every site that uses tripcodes, so the same password will result in the same tripcode
as a result you can just generate regular tripcodes nonstop on your computer and check anything you want
but to check a password to see if it's the secure trip you want, you have to make a post on 4chan, so the only plausible way to steal one is to figure out what password they're using
>>6301560
i was here before haato?? wat
i thought i saw something about her when i was like first coming here
>>6301611
as long as you're not a chaser...
>>6301611
>>6301604
I'm not
>>6301621
ill giv u a hint
starts with a f
>>6301611
>>6301607
I've been here since the start of /lgbt/ i'm pretty sure lol
>>6301622
i am in fact a chaser
I wish I belonged somewhere
>>6301626
Maddie?
>>6301631
the trash
>>6301618
>feet
oh god
mommy, pleaseeeeee...
>>6301620
Is there a no opinion option?
>>6301611
Did you doxx Edgar?
>>6301631
R9K
>>6301634
made me fucking lol
>>6301637
i was also looking for that option
>>6301630
oh well fuck you then fuck you a lot
>>6301631
in the loo
if I killed myself, who would wash the dishes during the day?
>>6301631
iktf
>>6301645
back the fuck off of fayes name
>>6301648
how come?
>>6301631
>>6301652
Faye did everything right
>mfw I woke up at 1pm today and it's 8pm now and I only just remembered smoking is a thing.
holy shit, maybe I'm actually gonna quit
Guys ok fine I'm don't want this to be a thing, I'll just give everyone my trip and be done with it
#sissyclity ok?
>>6301629
idk, they did it to everyone at the time with an unsecured trip, so.
this has everyone's trip. http://pastebin.com/5pNcpr33
>>6301622
i can't remember anymore it's been so longg. maybe she flew under the radar since she wasn't posting as much?
>>6301651
MISS COCK
is that you?
>tfw you don't exist in the memory of others
o hay
>>6301663
Thank you
whats the drama of the hour now?
>>6301508
Iz a nice butt, 8/10!
test
>>6301669
the best of two worlds.
>>6301671
every trip dropping trip and putting faye trip, join the fun desu
>>6301671
we're all being faye because apparently the tripcode got leaked ages ago
>>6301620
well... that's almost a fifth, that's not so bad
test
>>6301671
faye told amy to kill herself without dropping trip, dollface is now literally saying it was a le anon conspiracy, much damage control and bold face lying
the real irony is that my trip used to be google-able when I fucked it up a couple times and then the archives went kaput
>>6301673
ayyy lmao
http://archive.loveisover.me/_/search/text/adri%20did%20nothing%20wrong/
test
does this name make my ass look fat?
>>6301677
>tfw don't have faye level boobage
ONE DAY
>>6301683
sissyclitty
>>6301689
who you calling anon?
my name is Uyge Bmeyk
>>6301696
Flannel's crazy and hips, Faye's career oriented mind and breasts.
The perfect creation.
>>6301620
Why are you sabotaging your own self esteem?
I wish you felt drive to focus on improving rather than reinforcing this notion that you're un-salvageable.
bdgf pooppoop
>>6301699
you will always be a failure in your mothers eyes anon. always
8==========D
>>6301695
no hon
>>6301620
kill yourself lol
>>6301708
my mother died before i was born you jerk
im pretty cute though
this thread right now
>>6301700
one can only dream desu
>>6301702
you FAILED platy
hand in your cool kid card at once
mtfg has been so ridiculous today. this always happens when that spongebob anon goes crazy and attacks everyone lmao
yall exhaust me. i'm gonna go text my gf and possible take a nap, i'll pray for ur souls
>>6301609
I dig the upgrade
I upgraded mine too
https://clyp.it/5u53luqh
who /VOTOMS/ here?
>>6301711
i still love you
>ill be ur mommi
>>6301712
well you have a nice ass
>>6301713
I was never cool
>>6301715
S P O N G E B O O B
>>6301703
you misunderstand I did that to see how many people like me here, not how many hate me, I know lots of people hate me but it's nice to know there's at least some people who don't
idek how to fix my self-esteem and stuff anyway, I wish I could heal myself too but I haven't had any help and idk how to do it on my own
am I a good girl anon ;-;
>tfw computer says it would take 2 years to bruteforce a full trip
wew I'm safe
>>6301723
you misunderstand. i'm only using this because you two are my favourite trips
>>6301734
yea i agree with anon. I'd stick my dick in both of them
this will be the last /mtfg/ thread
>>6301723
Fuck off Robin
You aren't trans
>>6301715
no one fucking cares its all your fault anyway for exacerbating everything
>>6301728
oh fuck off, Major Denial
one cunt leaves and another shows up, jesus christ
>>6301657
>chaser
>asking why quid hates you
you don't actually come here do you
>>6301743
don't talk to our girlfriend in that manner you fiend
>>6301722
youre cool but idk what you look like
>>6301747
>dropping trip to pretend people care about your personal narrative in a thread
>>6301727
the self help section is the biggest part of the bookstore and you have the information goldmine of the internet at your fingertips. 'i don't know how' is only an excuse after actually trying a few times and running out of options. for example 'i don't know how to get through to you'.
>>6301743
idek what the trip is though
>tfw quid called you kinda cute
>>6301748
>tfw You enter Mtfg and it looks like this
>>6301751
what do I even need though
I have so many problems I don't even know where to start
I feel like I need actual psychological help but that's proving hard to get here in the uk
>>6301757
that's cause you are! :3
>>6301759
>implying you even look remotely like a girl
>>6301730
>implying some sad loser couldn't utilise the downtime of a cluster they have access to
The computing cluster we have at uni is unused over the semester break (they let anyone use it when it isn't booked --so long as you don't mind being kicked off if someone higher up wants to use it).
Someone will use something like this one day and crack every unsecure trip.
>>6301727
its because you were creepy with the edie shit
just like miss cock. you get what comes to u maybe you should migrate to somewhere else
frick this piece of spit thread, i'm leaving forever
later losers
>>6301757
>tfw anons call you ugly
>>6301293
me in the back
>>6301770
wait i thought the anon that bullies you is just you with your trip off?
>>6301766
>>6301763
h-hugbox???
>t-thanks
>>6301770
ur prettier than me tho
>tfw bf didn't make cookies with me
i guess it's for the better..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3thIIQQ41ZU
What was repression gens childhood like?
>>6301750
>being this redundant
I'm every anon, quid
>>6301786
holy shit theyre just cookies
grow up
Rapists don't deserve cookies to be made with them
>>6301786
put your feminine cum in them and force feed it to him
>>6301783
>>6301786
he doesn't sound like he does much with you at all
why are you into him, is it purely physical?
>>6301786
Shove your cock in his mouth
oc
>>6301793
>ywn be raped by a cookie
>>6301796
how do you know that?
>>6301784
anon, everyone is prettier than you
>>6301762
try something out. google an issue and ask for a solution or some shit. posting the same problems over and over every day and not listening to people's advice and not doing anything about them makes you hated. get off your ass and try sorting things yourself since obviously kind, helpful people aren't good enough for you
>>6301797
pretty sure you are, ask quid
>>6301806
Willing to bet that at least 50% of you own a katana or some sort of japanese weapon.
>>6301801
90% of people here are compulsive liars and that's a generous estimate
t. me :^)
>>6301796
where does my ip come from
>>6301803
we were supposed to do what with the cookies you made?!
>>6301803
>so sub that even inanimate objects use you
>>6301805
rawr probably got promoted to janitor
>>6301665
Non of my old trips are there.
tripfag lookalikes competition, post celebrities who look like trips to use up the image limit on this thread and move over onto a more positive one
>>6301820
yo syndie what up
>>6301810
..................
okay, yeah i have a katana, an authentic one
>>6301803
I should bloody hope so. You foodist.
>>6301810
to be fair its some weird wooden training training sword my dad gave me
>>6301810
i own a near exacting replica of this 900 year old tachi
it cost me 30,000 pounds
not even shitting
>>6301788
No idea. But I know what their retirement years will look like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB2whiSy58E
>>6301796
who lives in wyoming rawr?
>>6301808
I am trying though
my parents are still haranguing me telling me I'm moving back in with them in a couple of weeks but I'm applying for benefits and looking for work and places to live and I've held on to a few hundred pounds for a deposit
and I've kept working on my degree through all of this no matter how depressed I get because it's the one chance I have at a better life, it would have been easy for me to give up and blank my last exam or drop out or whatever with how I'm feeling but I still did it
what advice did I not listen to? there's just so much wrong with me on such fundamental levels it doesn't seem to be enough
I guess I'll look for books like you said then maybe, do you have any evidence that stuff actually works?
I'll have to wait til I have a job so I have the money to take the bus into town though
>>6301823
tired. did to much work today under the pressure of rain. No rain... storm broke up and bypassed me.
>>6301818
D-don't bully ;~;
(I don't mean that, please bully)
>>6301817
N-nothing
>>6301826
Biscuits are alright, but I can't stand fucking cookies. Criminals and rapists the lot of them.
OK s/moap here's my feet you fetishist leave me alone now :)
>>6301810
>>6301836
and this is the mounting for the blade
it's 31 inches long in the sharp
>>6301801
ok hips settle down, I'm sorry I called you out for being insane and raping people jesus
>>6301849
do you know how to use it
>tfw all this drama makes it hard for me to trust anyone here
i thought some of you were cool but now idk if i want to be here anymore
what if everyone is just gonna lie to me and laugh at me behind my back
>>6301810
How many katanas does my anime girl body pillow count for?
>>6301848
Dun care about yo feet ghorl, you're pretty damn cute though.
>>6301806
thats me though
I have all the worst facial features of both chris chan and stefonknee
>>6301762
I've had no such issue with the nhs where i've lived. Do you call up and prod them? you may need to do that.
>>6301823
literally me
except my jaw's more square
>>6301857
At least 9.
>>6301831
>>6301847
they're all rusting away in a scrap yard somewhere because I always broke them within the first week :^)
In their place are several shotguns and rifles
>>6301848
suh dudette
>>6301848
wow beep you're tiny
>>6301860
ty cutie have a great night, okay?
>>6301870
>tfw tinier than beep
>>6301874
how tiny are you
>>6301823
>>6301848
BEEP IS A CUTE
>>6301866
you didn't change your trip either?
>>6301877
about 3 inches shorter than her, i think she's 5'4 or 5'5
>>6301864
idk mental health stuff is just super super slow in East Anglia in general and also I don't know what my exact problem is so my GP's like "what do you want to be referred for" and I'm like "idk I'm just really fucked up and I need to find out what the problem is" and she's like "no I need to know exactly what you want to be assessed for", how am I supposed to know what to get help for if I don't know exactly what my issue is called? it could be a personality disorder, it could be the result of untreated ADD leading to more severe problems, idk whether I'm psychotic or not for certain, where do I start? there's no such think as a 'generally just talking stuff out and seeing where the problems lie' therapy referral with the nhs. I'm thinking I may have to go private but I don't have the money for that yet.
>>6301819
Janitors cannot see IP. Dumb shit.
>>6301866
Yussss
>>6301882
wow you are really tiny
>>6301848
>tfw not smol
>>6301855
I try not to lie, even if it may hurt someone's feelings
Knowing your faults makes you better
im 5'3. i talk to someone here thats 5'1. we're out here! look down!
>>6301823
>>6301884
yeah i have tons for reference sake but all of my personal antiques are on a different machine
this is a szabla i own though
i have to fly back to the wallace collection pretty soon, actually
>>6301784
never!
please can someone say nice things to me
>>6301897
apparently a whole bunch of them got leaked including yours
>>6301893
>>6301874
>tfw no tiny qt(s) to ride on my shoulders
>>6301901
I like your taste in music
>>6301893
omg she mentioned me ;///; i love you mommy
>>6301845
>D-don't bully ;~;
>so sub you can't even bully the girl you like
;__;
>>6301904
lel, couldn't care less desu. not like my password or whatever is hard to figure out. :p
>>6301905
yeah no thank you we're fine
>>6301901
Kill yourself
>when your girlfriend says "you'd look good in drag"
>>6301905
take me for a carnival and let me have the childhood memory of riding on my daddies back
>>6301843
It's time for you to go home
Daddy will perform the srs himself
>>6301883
at that moment then you should have made an appointment ot see a different GP then made your case sometimes you have to be pushy and proactive and sometimes your current doctor is a cunt.
You explain the conditions you suffer from and then ask for their prognosis. How would you describe the symptoms to me for instance? what ails you Robin?
(pretend i'm the doctor)
>>6301919
>having a girlfriend
D R O P P E D
+
AGP FETISHIST
>>6301901
i appreciate you being here because your existence makes me feel better about my own
>>6301919
aren't you just a cis guy anyway?
>>6301914
i have my degree in arms and armor
i basically fly around and look at old metal stuff, appraise it, talk about stuff with museum personnel a lot and circulate antique weapons and armor
can range from swords, to muskets and percussion revolvers, to world war 1 guns, to gothic armor to ww1 german flak breastplate
i guess i'm a bit of an offhand metallurgist too
>>6301907
D-do you want me to bully you?
So this is where all the middle schoolers hang out.
>>6301823
we need to find some actresses with down syndrome for you then titch :DDDDDDD
>>6301884
about 8" long, 6" wide
I wish I had a deer slug and a piece of pipe to blow my skull apart
>friend tells his gf that i play pokemon now and then
>she tells him "that girl is such a mystery to me"
who /mystery to normies/ here
https://clyp.it/ouai1c2g
>>6301885
Only a janitor would know that. Janitor status revoked for saying you are a janitor
>>6301901
you need a slap in the most endearing way possible.
a kind of "fix up" kind of slap because you can make something of yourself if you stopped fucking moping and put some priority on making things better instead.
I've got a friend who does the same thing and i'm sure i'll choke him one day. He'll come in and moan about something i've offered direct instruction on how to fix, then make an excuse as to why he couldn't do it and i'll end up on the news at 6.
>>6301912
suit yourself
>>6301921
whatever makes you happy qtpie, I just wanna pick someone up and carry them around :3
>>6301938
>tfw bully in middle school
give me all your yu-gi-oh cards, nerd
>>6301936
h-how would that work? b-because it sounds nice...
>>6301748
Go fuck yourself Faggot
>>6301944
your dick is prob too small anyway
>>6301888
yes
it sucks
I am gonna commit suicide. T is gonna help me
>go for a nice long walk with partner and puppy while picking flowers and wild greens
>get back inside and talk about how worked-up puppy is from it being so rare that we both go on a long walk with him like that
>break down sobbing not able to hide my fears that I'll never be physically capable of being a good mom
FUCK EVERYTHING
>>6301952
but what did i do anon :(
>>6301931
have you ever tried to get into smithing and make your own weapons?
that's something I'd really love to do
>>6301941
hug I feel the same
mine is about the same altho it's closer to 9'' long
wish I was asian ;_;
>>6301948
If you even came near my yu gi oh's id put you in a camel clutch, break your fucking back and make you humble
>>6301953
I have a perfectly serviceable completely average penis tyvm.
>>6301865
Jaws passes better than me
>>6301954
it's cute though
>>6301968
Why did you angle your face in such a retarded way for that kind of photo anyway
>>6301968
so pictriev thinks you resemble 6 different black men
>considering making a dating profile just to see if anyone would respond
>see this
>>6301963
ive made a few small things, like this bollock dagger that i crafted the handle and scabbard on
the blade is ground and done with mainly modern stuff in this particular piece but i have some hand forged trinkets too, they're rougher but have more charm imo
i think i heard some animal getting murdered outside my window
wot
>>6301928
you know, you're really quite an unpleasant person
you can't just be a bitch and then say "oh haha but I was doing a humour" every time and expect it to keep working
>>6301943
>who /mystery to normies/ here
no because I'm not a really pretty cis girl looking tranny who is a shy extrovert
>>6301978
>can only select 5 genders
fucking bigots
if dubs will post butt
>>6301978
>Trans Woman Transmasculine Pangender Intersex Transfeminine
done
>>6301978
>up to five
bitch please
I NEED MORE THAN THAT
>>6301944
iktf
https://clyp.it/obw4asm2
>>6301950
Wat do you like to be bullied about?
>>6301982
>rapey
>calling someone unpleasant
holy shit my sides
>>6301948
okay when are you coming?
>>6301971
nooo it's inconvenient
its cute value hasnt proven itself to me yet because no one likes me still
>>6301983
i like this pic and feel like it's pretty me but i dont post it or usually reply to it when other people because i feel like it'd be too self-centered to admit that
except here i am doing it
>>6301985
if trips gt
>>6301985
please roll again
i lov yo0u
>pick one
TRIGGERED
>>6301996
just for (you)
>>6301993
i want to help you reach things that are too high for you desu
>>6301995
please im begging you
>>6301964
I'll be humble by letting you get me in that position in the first place little lady :^)
>>6301991
SOON™
where are you even from?
desu
>>6302000
biexuals are truly the most opperesed group
>>6301981
Well excuse me. Some of us have to vent our dysphoria through violence miss "oh look at me I eat estrogen"
You're next
>>6301989
you're a tranny right?
https://clyp.it/hrvigdp1
>>6301994
this one is also you btw
>>6302015
lol wut
>>6302010
>bisexuals
that's not what it meant
>>6302010
you mean bigender, you bigot
>>6302009
iktf
>>6302009
hijra? what? that's just a transexual hindu gipsy...
i'm bored and crave sweets
>>6302017
please, tell us more oh wise amy
oh wait I thought you were leaving here for good and had nothing worthwhile here anymore. Or was that just you pandering to Yume because you got a place to live?
Rapists don't deserve to crave sweets
>>6301994
Tell me ugufu. How would it feel to have a knife jammed into your soft abdomen? To look up and see my soulless eyes looking at your blood spilling out? Knowing that I wanted you dead? To meet your doom?
>>6302021
a fox glacier mint okay? Its kinda sticky, it's been in my pocket for... a long time.
>OkCupid makes meeting singles in Brisbane easy
should I actually do it?
like for realsies?
>>6301994
o///o
>>6302027
id love to jam something in your soft somewhere and for you to look up and see my hungry eyes looking at your cavity filling up. Knowing I want you preggers, to have my children.
>>6302031
go and get fugged flannel you deserve it
OMG
>their gender isn't anime
S M H
>>6302026
rape isn't that bad
I don't agree with it but there are worse things and you're just looking for a reason to attack someone
>>6301924
well the thing is, I switched GPs several times trying to find one who knew what dyspraxia was so I could get my OT report put into my medical records and she's the best one I've had
for disability stuff she's been incredibly helpful but she just sticks to the system really rigidly, same reason she wouldn't give me a bridging prescription for hrt
I guess pretty much what I said was
my whole dad's side of the family, my dad, and my sister, are all incredibly impulsive, have addictive tendencies, violently tempered, are gripped by delusions that they're being persecuted by those around them, have strong beliefs in the supernatural, and an intense, violent hatred against other humans, holding themselves as somehow 'other'. I have an extremely limited range of emotion so I don't have the same rage as they do but I have debilitating problems with anxiety and self-loathing, just like my sister who has diagnosed GAD, and I'm scared that whatever is wrong with my dad etc. may also have been passed on to me albeit in a lesser form. I'm also incredibly depressed over my inability to do things pretty much everyone else can because of my disabilities and it feels like I wasn't built to live very long. I feel intense shame and disgust about multiple aspects of myself, being trans and ugly, being disabled, being autistic and my anxiety is so bad it causes avoidant behaviour. I over-analyse and am hyper-rational about every little thing to the extent it interferes with my daily life. I get intrusive thoughts and violent urges but unlike my dad and my sister I seem able to control them, so far. my dad also has hallucinations and stuff and thinks he's being poisoned by my mum and basically I'm scared there's schizophrenia or some sort of personality disorder or some sort of anxiety/obsession-based psychotic disorder that's running in my dad's side of the family and is set to ruin my life just as it has theirs. but I don't know exactly what that mental illness would be.
>>6302036
Anything you put in my mouth you're gonna lose.
But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down hard. In fact, I hear the bite reflex is so strong they have to pry the victims jaws open with a crowbar.
>>6302042
so... you're going for agender gay people?
>>6302047
I don't know why
but I keep watching that movie
the brooks suicide scene is what gets me
>>6301990
trip on titch
we live so close together and I know zero mtf folks irl, you could have at least made the effort to get along given how I've reached out to you and stuff
>>6302028
idk what those are
i just want something chocolatey and gooey
>>6302043
No one is attacking anyone
how do i stop being uggo?
>>6302046
Please breed. Your DNA sounds delightfully diabolical.
We need more. Keep going and you could make a serial killer
>>6302054
lol ok
>tfw no young trump semen in your mouth
>>6302058
Who are you?
>>6302046
>>6301924
Oh also not to mention the fact that I'm just one of those people who's generally described as being somehow "off" and people can't put their finger on it, and neither can I
I can't count the number of times even quite close friends have said "there's just something deeply wrong about you"
and I seem to engender quite intense hatred from the majority of people IRL as well as on here, maybe that's just as a result of autism though
>>6302003
thats kind of sweet anon ;_;
>>6302053
>>6302052
*rape mode enage*
>>6302060
t-those pecs tho
>>6302057
fat chance, I'm on cypro and me and my sister agreed not to have kids anyway specifically because it'd be bad for the human gene pool
>>6301999
Bi but to afraid of men to act on it?
>>6302052
>reached out
Reach out any further and I'll hack your arm off with a fucking machete you freak
>>6302046
>that entire paragraph
Oh my God...
>>6302072
So a new trip then I figured
>>6302073
nice
p accurate
>>6302014
No, I'm all man bb
https://clyp.it/zb4dt4vn
>>6302077
yeah but you're cute ;_;
>>6302080
: ^ )
>>6302052
>thinks that I am titch
Holy shit I spit out my drink, please continue calling out trips with your daring sense of entitlement.
When trips here attempt call out people incorrectly it only shows how idiotic they are
>>6302078
somebody asked me what I told the doctor
what the hell else am I supposed to write
when I try to discuss these things with my mum she just cries and says she doesn't want things to be any harder for us
I'm reaching out for help from people but I just get fucking laughed at or turned away only to get told that I'm moping instead of seeking help, do you have any idea how that feels?
>tfw your dad doesn't understand when you try to explain that you want to be moe
>>6302051
Dear Girls. I can't believe how fast things move on the outside of Repression. I saw an Transgirl once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The Endo got me into this AA called spiro, and a Estrogen dose from injections at the Clinic. It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my soul hurts most of the time. I don't think the Doctor likes me very much. Sometimes after work I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Repression Gen might just show up and say hello. But he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends. I have trouble sleeping at night. I have -- bad dreams, like I'm falling. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get me a gun and rob /mtfg/, so they'd send me home. I could shoot the passers while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old hon like me
>>6301611
>>6301939
at least i look like an actress, i'll settle for that ^^
leave my doughy body, heart defects and mental retardation out of it senpai, that's below the belt, i'm a quality babe. i'd squint my mong eyes in disgust at you but you probably wouldn't notice. damn.
>>6301982
i was literally doing a humor though. i'm sorry my flippant attitude to life and being trans because of how ridiculous it is in general upsets your constant despair, and i apologise for having a detached view of goings on here but in my defense i can do that because i don't base my entire self worth on the opinions of the yuri obsessed weebs here. maybe 1/3 of of it?
>>6302052
hi. you're being paranoid and taking the piss here but i'll comp you on this one. i've only wanted the best for you, honestly. and i made every attempt to meet up for a chat back before christmas when i had my consultancies at the hospital but you would freak out every time. calm down and stop thinking every negative thing said about you is me.
>>6302087
>>6302091
>tfw
>>6302085
i guess but i have no idea how to girl. im still surprised when guys hold doors for me. mostly its just awkward stares and smirks.
>>6302089
I know how it feels and you're just seeking attention lul but I guess that helps so go for it you can't actually hurt anyone on a lebanese crochet forum which is why so many people post here and shit on someone any chance they get
>>6302077
I can't give you piggyback rides or princess carry you any time soon cause you're way too far away ;~;
>>6302066
just gooey is fine too
>>6302077
god tier:
----
skor
pretzel m&ms
mounds
rockin nut road snickers
swedish fish
good tier:
----
penut m&ms
kitkat
almond joy
snickers crisper
butterfinger
kitkat
reeses pieces
mr goodbar
meh tier:
----
twix
milk chocolate m&ms
reeses cups
crunch bar
nerds
hershey bar
3 musketeers
airheads
shit tier:
----
now&later
sweettarts
smarties
sourpatch kids
good & plenty
payday
>>6302108
your daughter has a horseface
>>6302089
No, I have no idea how that feels. I wasn't scolding you for writing it. I'm sorry.
However, this is absolutely the last place you should seek support.
goodnight mtfg, its light, the birds are singing and the drama here has tickled me. the person pretending to be me, keep it up, i like the idea of being notorious enough to have a wannabe causing drama. i finally feel like i matter.
>>6302109
>sourpatch kids
>shit tier
ok, you're just wrong
Why do rapists have such bad taste in candy? Mounds god tier?
Haas anyone osenn Criciket? weee were ogina play fheathstonne and sduink and have gun anfd she diespapeared ;;-;
>>6302120
i don't like them sorry
it's just my personal tier list
>>6302111
Why thank you. I inseminated the finest mare in the county myself
>>6302114
>>6302096
>i can do that because i don't base my entire self worth on the opinions of the yuri obsessed weebs here
I don't give a shit if people here hate me, why do you think I still come here for advice? I've been pushed into traffic and shit, that upsets me, not "hurr hurr poo on toast". my own thoughts and realisations and my general life situation are what upsets me. I think "freak out" is an exaggeration but if I'm at all worried about the possibility of meeting you it's only because I don't know whether to trust you with not just laughing at me behind my back. you don't make it easy to. I don't remember last winter but every time I've suggested the idea to you since the reply has been along the lines of >>6302075 which seems pretty unambiguous to me. you seem to take pleasure in beating someone below you while they're down now you're better off than you used to be which isn't very pleasant. that's how it appears to me at least, idk how it looks to others.
>>6302125
ngl lol haf rn
>>6302125
D-dad go home this isn't like Reddit you won't like it here
>>6302130
= Not gonna lie, laughing out loud hard as fuck right now?
>>6302124
meh :P
>>6302128
>>6302099
I'm not fucking seeking attention
I want nothing more than to blend in and be inconspicuous and insignificant, even pretrans I stuck out like a sore thumb in any crowd as "the batshit insane/autistic-looking one", I've had more than enough attention of that sort for one lifetime
>>6302128
GGRGRAACEEEEEEEEE
YOU SHOULLD B EA COW WITH ME
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
alsoo Soriina awas saying we OCOULDN' TBE COWS HOW ROUDE
>>6302129
Nah man. Poo on toast ruined your life
>>6302134
graaaaaaaace ily i wanna be your gf
>>6302134
If you want to be a real girl it's time to cut off that willy
>>6302146
Honey, please, you're making a scene in from of hi... her friends.
>>6302115
I know, but I don't have anywhere else to go looking for it. I tried my GP. I've asked on kageshi plenty of times but nobody has any answers. My parents actively don't want to help because as far as they're concerned there's literally no such thing as mental illness and everything's hunky-dory. I just don't know what to do.
>>6302136
>>6302140
Oh shoot do I post PMMM yuri or cowgirls
this is a predicament
just going with avatar Sayaka-oh image limit rip
I'm working on the whole cow thing! Once my boobs have developed enough I'm gonna try to lactate and have my future bf or gf milk me moo~
>>6302145
Y-you do? Why..?
>>6302146
DAD WHAT THE FUCK
GO BACK TO AWKWARDLY SUPPORTING CRUZ AND NOT TALKING ABOUT MY TRANSITION PLEASE
>>6302150
GO BLACK OUT AGAIN GOD MOM
>>6302149
Professional hair = women
Unprofessional hair = black women
top kek
>>6302139
Then why are you posting?
>>6302157
because I've got nobody else to talk to
>>6302149
wasting last pic on this
no flannel for you
>>6302154
ooohhhh hMYYY GOOODOD
I waant ot lactate sooooo bad anddd feeeed m ybf mooooooo!
agghhghghh yooou get me!
>>6302154
because youre really nice and give good advice and m-make a good mommy and i n-need one of those
>>6302154
ill milk you with my mouth but you have to stroke my gt
>>6302154
Raising two kids isn't easy, you know? Y-you can0t blame me for taking a few pills. T-the doctor prescribed them, so it's okay i-if I use them.
>>6302160
you seem to hold the misconception that I held some negative opinion towards you, I was just pointing out you don't need help and can probably easily fix any problems you've created in your head and you know that as well so anything you've been posting is really just for attention
The train is coming in 15 minutes
>>6302154
>oh image limit rip
image cap OP
>>6302072
Are you sure? My dad does, perhaps, but I don't have the same dislike of other people or the same delusions of persecution/being watched etc. that he does.
is there seriously not any website where you can just plug in the psychological symptoms you've experienced and it chucks out possibilities at you? sort of like a WebMD but for mental illness?
>>6302167
Ffuuuucckkkk I know uu said that to her but moooooo I couldo that tooo
>>6302175
Finally. I don't even know why I post in this train generals, it never makes the wait better. Too much drug spam, too.
>>6302175
goodbye angie
>>6302179
Sure is degenerate in here
>>6302179
o-oh
thats fine, id like that a lot
cowgirl gf would be great
and also milky succstrokestrokes
>>6302181
Goodbye anon
>>6302183
t-trueee b-but im mentally ill and its hard for me to quit treating someone like theyre my gf sometimes once i get clingy ;______; im sorry
>>6302046
>>6302064
How could you possibly say all that to a GP and get fogged off, I don't understand.
Raise it with another GP explain that you feel no one is helping, explain that you're at wits end and desperate for help. Like play on emotions if you have to, cry if you have to.
You can't just accept sub par treatment or laziness in diagnosis.
Please make a new thread so i can post bugs
>>6302183
do you want to get milked now because i'm horny desu
>>6302189
>milk
>tfw she's basically me but better in every possible way
;_;
>>6302175
>The train is coming in 15 minutes
hey kiwi, here's your chance, it just takes on step
>>6302197
Rattling of suspected disorder names like an ingredients list makes doctors think "hypochondriac' and they leave people to it. Someone with that many disorders would have been sectioned. Schizoid personality disorder with the antisocial behaviour, lack of adherence to norms, warped perception of reality and the inability change all suggest that, not an alphabetty spaghetti of mental illness
>>6302220
i remember asking my doctor about that kind of situation and there's like CBT for health anxieties but maybe its different
did more replies in next thread familarino