MTFG - Animals in predicaments edition

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>>6283552

Hello

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How are u mtfg
how was ur day

>>6284718
>Animals in predicaments edition
its a bit harsh to call us animals but transition is quite a predicament

post boipussy

What does /mtfg/ think of Blaire White?

>>6284736

i'm supposed to be doing a google hangout with her and a few other people in a week and a half and idk anything about her lol
is she cray?

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weedlmao

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>>6284718

>>6284739
She's a bit like Justine Tunney. She's an insane snowflake with an inflated ego.

gas all trannies that won't be my gf

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Hi everyone. Petty bureaucrat just pushed back my name change by a month and a half. Apparently, because one document I have received has ever used my middle initial instead of my middle name, the non-initialized version of my full name was invalid.

Instead of clarifying a single line of text, they sent back the entire sheaf of documents, and want it re-completed in full.

Can I have cute things to make me less disappointed?

>>6284739
Well I've been watching her videos tonight and she seems quite based.

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>>6284752

>>6284752
aww :c that sucks im sorry

>>6284724

>Abusive relationship
Fucking asshole, I hope he gets raped by a pack of wild dogs.

>Without you song
i Love this song! Makes me want to get boozed up and make love to my husband...Lana is the best.

>$25k
What happened to the benjamins?

who's going to bully who next?

>>6284760
I'm going to bully you. Get ready to cry, nerd.

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>>6284752
What kind of cute

Also god, I hate bureaucrats

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>>6284626
That one reminds me of a relationship that was prematurely cut short due to the conversion therapy. So I get depressed when I hear it. I heard the doc likely panicked and said I was dead when my parents showed up the day after my wife died. He'd already sent me down to the hospital's psych ward before I was ready to leave intensive care.

I love this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5immnk1qIe8

>>6284628
Yeah, it sucks. frustrating and depressing.

>>6284678
Myalgic Encephalomyelitis/Chronic Fatigue Syndrome. New research is showing it is a breakdown in some of the biochemical processes in the cells. It really sucks.

>>6284683
>cause listening to lana songs is just like literally listening to someone sing about my life
iktf...

>>6284724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy1LdAaGASw

>>6284766
why not release the big guns and call me a fetishist hon who's transition is invalid and will never be happy?

>>6284769
last I saw the most promising research seem to be heading towards immune dysfunction of some sort. has something changed in the last six months?

>>6284771
What? Where did you see my pic? Please stoo describing it!

>>6284771
Because I don't like to lie.

Going to the biggest weekend market in the world. Wish me luck. No need to tell me to get lost, I probably will.

>>6284690
>suck it up faggot, fulltime right now
but that's an awful, awful idea
being yourself is stupid when yourself is something that most people loathe and makes life harder and shorter for you

>kill yourself
what do you think "ASSHOLE MEME RESPONSE" memes

>>6284736
>>6284739

I don't think she's actually white. She looks like middle eastern, latina.

Tell her I think she's cute, but her MRA thing is whack!

>>6284787
*means
too high kek

>>6284739
Tell her to post her feet

provide pics plz

http://www.strawpoll.me/10338050/
plls decide my uture fior me
im too irrespnsinble

>>6284783
well you have no problem doing it to kayla

>>6284802
no you are just autistic.

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>acquired festival tickets
>acquired an assload of drugs
Awe shiiiit this summer is gonna be sweet.
How's the day treating y'all?

>>6284757
Thank you Grace! I love it.

>>6284758
What can be done? Cis people are severely overrepresented in jobs hindering trans people.

>>6284768
Cute boys, cute animals, cute things... just get my mind over that I'm now half a year ahead of all official channels in my transition, and it's likely to be another three months at least before any of them grudgingly accept that I'm not waiting on them.

I got a nice swim suit, though. I'll be able to go to the beach this summer, after all.

>>6284809
I'm high on oxy, playing Hearthstone, eating pickles, and talking to my bf :D
Sounds like you have everything planned out

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>>6284750
>>6284756
>>6284789

o
idk she's supposed to be cool and stuff, but i've never spoken to her really i don't think? i guess we'll see

>>6284752

i'm sorry bb :(

>>6284759

it's okie, it's in the past. i used the money to escape the situation, basically. c:

>>6284769

>TFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbRnXaTIN2I

>>6284800

lol we're just doing a live youtube thing on one of my friend's channels, we're not bffs or anything.

Now playing from my liked list
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0MT8SwNa_U

>>6284777
http://phoenixrising.me/treating-cfs-chronic-fatigue-syndrome-me/treating-chronic-fatigue-syndrome-mecfs-glutathione-and-the-methylation-cycle/suggestions-for-treatment-of-chronic-fatigue-syndrome-cfs-based-on-the-glutathione-depletion-methylation-cycle-block-hypothesis-for-the-pathogenesis-of-cfs-the-simple-approach
They have been having great success with correcting the methylation cycle in cells. So much of the body depends on it yet it can get fucked up if you get to heavily stressed.

They simplified method has arrested mine getting worse. I may need to get genetic tests, etc. and altering my treatment.

>>6284784
Set a GPS waypoint at the entrance. ;) have fun!.

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>>6284816

>>6284809
It's 5 in the morning where I live and I've spent the whole night watching YouTube videos and learning another language.

Enjoy the festival (and drugs)

>>6284820
tell her to post feet anyway.

say anon wants to fuck her toes.

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>>6284820
Hi Dollface~!

More votes wanted!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10330190

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>>6284826
What language are you learning?

>>6284818
Sounds like a dope day
And yeah, basically everything is planned, it's going to be a great weekend of good vibes, psytrance, molly, acid and speed. My brain is gonna hate me lol

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>>6284744
lmao

>>6284837
It's been awesome.
That sounds hype. I hope you have fun. It sure sounds like it will be.

post best tierlists

>>6284760
>>6284766
Bullying is forbidden

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>>6284822

>that mv
;3;
I MISS MY GIRLFRIEND

>>6284829

n-no

>>6284834

lmao hi am!!! hru bb??

>>6284837
It's a secret

>>6284836
Hahaha that poll is a joke, right? Ha ha ha

>>6284756
>her videos

Where?

>>6284809
Sounds like the makings of one.

Also cooking, finishing up the cleaning. Having some vodka, enjoying the last week I'm allowed to get drunk/high before june.

>>6284854
>>6284854
I'm great! I'm reel high and my boyfriend is being lewd to me on skype and I can't even x:

How you doin~?

>>6284818
>talking to my bf

Did he take your virginity yet?

>>6284866
i know this feel, except my bf is.......

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>>6284727
where/how have you been, gal?
>>6284752
I found this on my back porch the other day, I'd give him to you if I could

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>>6284855
[spoiler]i-is it Japanese?[/spoiler]

>>6284846
Yah it's gonna be great

>>6284864
Make the best of it while you can for sure. When do you officially have to be off everything?

>>6284867
I wish.

>>6284870
Is.....?????

>>6284872
I'm not entirely sure. I think the last day I can drink is the 5th.

>>6284859
Why is it a joke?

>>6284820
Thanks. It's such a petty setback, but now I'm going to have to fight the fucking RCMP to work legally under my new name, because I'm not going to use my old name when I'm full time. And some lazy asshole with a six figure income couldn't even be bothered to look at what he was doing... even sent the whole package back under the old name ;~;

But that's dwelling. I should probably just find something happy to do.

Oh! Wound up getting a tube of Becca highlighter (pearl) and Sephora's house bronzer (milk chocolate). What is with them and this push to make their cosmetics smell like candy? Didn't get more, though - had to drop a hundred on some new sports bras, another hundred on the swimsuit, and like, 800 on a decent used bike. Paycheques are way too small to girl optimally.

>>6284873

So no, come back when he does.

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WHY DOES THIS VID ALWAYS MAKE ME CRY
WHY AM I SO EMOTIONAL TODAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFjsSSDLl8w

>>6284866

i'm good, i'm just eatin strawberries and crying at everything lmao

>>6284884

how do you like the becca highlighter? i actually got one of my friends to get pearl while i was in portland a few months back lol

>>6284891
oh that video always makes me uncomfortable

>>6284897
Lol just tape sponges over your eyes~

>>6284880
is right above me.......

he was touching my nipples.....

but i contort too much and i cant remember it all, i just feel love right now,

i think he's gonna do some very lewd shit to me.

>>6284903
So he can see this? If so anon's bf you gotta stick it in RIGHT NOW

>>6284881
Awe, well good luck with that. I remember hating that, being off mones is not a great time for being unable to drink ;~;

>>6284820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx_dTSPzXlk
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEt0odB7ljg

Anna Calvi is likely lesbian with some FtM in her. She hasn't said her orientation yet, but she has been seen going out with beautiful girls.

more light hearted. Ignore parts of the video, listen to the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzjNv1mQPvA
I often use music to distract myself from my troubles.

>>6284910
Hello
No I'm going to make her contort and wiggle a lot more first

>>6284916
>Average post transition ftm

>>6284882
Ha ha wat is it real? Ha ha

Well my answer was a joke! Ha ha ha (sort of)

>>6284891
It's because you're alive and you're free and you feel love and life and loss in your heart.

>>6284910
Also I recommend trying 25i

>>6284918
Or you could do that
While inside her!!!

reminder to spread that bp and let your bf inside whenever he wants

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So jeykll island was low key really cool. Only a little bit of surf so really relaxing. We went out to a eat a couple times. Tried island candy and ice cream, had a peach sangria and was still gendered female after being carded. Their art gallery was incredible and I literally cried looking at this one painting. The old people were crazy friendly and genuinely fun to experience. Campground was clean but pretty small.

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>>6284863
YouTube videos.
>>6284871
Mostly crazy like usual thanks, but at least I finally started anti androgens.

How have you been?
>>6284872
N-no........ Not at all desu

>>6284891
It's a great video.

And basically dysphoria: the song.

>>6284922
It sounds pretty cool, I'll definitely try it

>>6284928
i don't have a bf or a desire to bottom

>>6284891
fuck I have like the biggest crush on Ruby Rose ever

>>6284934
fag

>>6284891
I can't even sort my feelings at that video, there are so many. Sad, happy, or overwhelmed, I cried too. Trans-related videos are way too powerful.

>>6284897
It's gorgeous, goes on easy, and more or less suits my skin. I definitely preferred the rose gold, but it would have been a more extreme contrast. Would love it for me dramatic styles, but I need to take care of my "everyday" appearance, first.

tfw everyone's prettier than me

>>6284947
flannel pls

>meet 3 diff guys irl over the last 2 weeks
>been chatting with them, hanging out in public
>theyre real into me
>tell all 3 im trans at different pts today and yesterday
>rejected by all 3
>tfw crying


it doesnt get better

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this is my favorite edition.

>>6284914
Yeah, I'd be less unhappy about the three weeks off if I could just spend the whole three weeks on drugs.

Enjoy your stash desu

>>6284947
Not true. At least you look like a girl

>>6284947
But like no?

>>6284955

Reminder to tell guys your trans right away otherwise you'll just waste your time.

>>6284947
While I appreciate the unfounded compliment, self-depreciation only sets off BDD chain reactions, you know?

>>6284891
that video makes me want to butch it up more but i'm already butch ;_;

>>6284933
It's an ultra lewd drug, I can make her organs multiple times just from nipped play while she's on it.

Please stay in your containment board you degenerates : )

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>>6284976
http://www.strawpoll.me/10338427

>>6284979
Oh my god that sounds amazing .////.

Do you get online or do you have an IRL connection?

>>6284928
yessss maaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>6284985
>surprise benis

ahahaha

>tfw never have elannas surprise benis

>>6284979
>8
BUTT

dont tell people on the internets stuff like this

>>6284971
I don't look like a girl I just don't look like a boy either
it's just cause I'm ugly, but mostly in an androgynous way

>>6284992
I have never been so disappointed as when I took off her panties and found that she wasn't meming. There was no penis there.

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>>6284899
>>6284902
>>6284921
>>6284932
>>6284937
>>6284943

;_;
being a tranny is hard

>>6284986
A friend of ours mailed us some, dunno where she gets it

>>6284994
what bout your feet?

>>6284985
>surprise benis
>tfw

>>6285002
mens size 11 and hideous

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>>6284956
same

>>6285000
ha yeah.

>>6285005
I'd give it a try

>>6284992
I mean, she never said the surprise penis had to be her penis.

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>finally watch laputa: castle in the sky
was pretty gud desu

it felt kind of rough, which makes sense since it was the first film produced after ghibli was founded. but it was pretty good. the best parts were the robots.

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>>6284969
Yeah, I think I may have broken that rule once or twice because I felt so crappy ;~;
And yeah, I'll definitely enjoy the stash, it's likely to last for many parties after.

>>6285001
>>6284986
Deep web marketplaces is likely a good place to start

>>6284992
S-sorry, it wouldn't have been all that useful desu :(

>>6284976
yeah? will i pass better with my teeth lodged in the back of my throat?

>>6284985
where's the "it doesn't matter when but unless you want to die, not in person" option?

>>6284985
>before meeting

fuck this planet right in the bp

>>6284947
I wish I could be the judge of that, not your feelings.

>>6284931
Well that's good about the antiandrogens, craziness not so much, I'm glad you're making progress and stuff though.

and I've been okay, it's good to hear from you again.
>>6284947
I mean, I thought you were cute.

>>6284985
>not picking before meeting

its like u want to get murdered tohon

>>6285020
It sucks but doing it early, sadly, is a convenient way to weed out most of the potential problems that come from the guy not being open to the possibility.

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It's 6 in the morning and I need to sleep. Night everyone

>tfw I really need to expand my animeposting folder
>>6285024
Thanks, same to you :)

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>>6285019
Always tell them in public.

>>6285020
Why?

>>6285004
Not exactly ideal, but I guess it can go better than the worst case

>>6285028
Sometimes you meet a guy somewhere other than online. Idk if I'd be comfortable doing online dating and not disclosing though.

>>6285022
yeah I'd rather my feelings were hugbox central like this shithole but it ain't gonna happen hon

>>6285024
whenever I post a picture that isn't angled and cherrypicked as fuck and where I don't cover 90% of my head in hair pretty much all anyone ever says is "well at least you're not a leper"

>>6285031
>why

because ive never liked online dating and it sucks to be kinda left with no other option other than waiting for the stars to align as a matter of personal safety

>>6284752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY

>>6285032
p sure we all cherrypick which pictures we post....... at least i do lmao

>>6285038
trust me you don't have to cherrypick nearly as hard as I do
and even then the results are still 1000x better

>>6285028
I feel like it's an in person detail. Not like I'd agree to meet in a non-public place. That would be ridiculous.

But I'd just rather not disclose that I'm trans without some form of actual interaction. It feels too personal for that.

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>>6285038
Nobody doesn't cherrypick.

>>6285035
I mean, for what it's worth the last guy I dated, even if things didn't go anywhere, was a guy that I had known irl before dating. In that case I told him on our first date. Seems like a good approach and reasonably safe.

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mtfg i need motivation to clean my apartment.
also i really want to order a pizza but i know i shouldn't and i need help fighting that urge too
pls and ty

>>6284985
A good thing about meeting people through /mtfg/, be they chasers or transbians, is that you get to avoid this stuff: they already know.

>>6285045
ive been going with the "reveal as little information about where I live and then drop the bombshell via text in a remote location" strategy which is relatively safe but still sad

>>6285049
Make yourself a deal: if you clean up your apartment you can order pizza, but it has to be no larger than a medium.

>>6285050
And yet I still had to have that talk and have had much confusion with the one person from mtfg I was with.

I need some TV series to watch

>>6285056
Wow, really? Storytime?

Hiw inportant is exercise while on hrt

>>6285049
I will purchase a pizza and take pictures illustrating how unhappy having (and eating) it makes me if you show before and after pictures of your kitchen, bathroom, and bedroom.

It will be Dominos, to optimise my misery. I will describe in lurid detail the failings, flaws, and transgressions of the pizza.

Deal?

>>6285057
have you seen mr robot?

>>6285058
Not that interesting. I had a non-standard orchi with excess skin removal to disclose and the partner was timid because she'd project her own dysphoria and think things we both wanted were off the table.

>tfw you find a recipe you want to try
>but it makes too much for one person
sigh...
tfw no friends ;_;

>>6285060
this i gotta see

>nobody likes talking about old anime with me
;-;

>>6285049
i think >>6285054 is a p good idea!

>>6285068
send your leftovers over :_:

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>>6285050
Dating from here is way more complicated than people you meet outside 4chan imo. Shits even more complicated when it messes with your own sense of orientation

>>6285051
Seems a bit excessive :(

>>6285059
You should just do it in general. It doesn't have to be hard. Just take time to stretch a little when you wake up and before bed.

>>6285071
okay :) I hope you like peanut soup
maybe I can just have leftovers all week idk

https://youtu.be/h4XIuob2udA
Tfw niggers and white cucks supporting them get a non aggressive and critically endangered gorilla killed

>>6285030
sweet dreams, hannah senpai.
>>6285032
desu I'm probably the biggest hugboxer here because I see beauty in everyone, but if I had to say one thing about your appearance other than "cute" it'd be to exfoliate your lips and take better care of them.

Everyone cherrypicks their pictures though, it's normal.
>>6285038
>tfw complete opposite of photogenic
>>6285070
>tfw not talking about old anime with you

I'm getting men to buy me cute fagboy clothes in SF!

>>6285075
RIP
something tells me soup is hard to send

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Chin looks normal one day, chin looks manly and long af another

What is this?

>>6285080
I can put it in a jar

>>6285067
Huh, is removing the excess scrotal skin considered non-standard? I thought it was just up to personal choice, although often the skin gets left because it's useful for SRS.

If it's okay for me to ask, what made you choose that? Are you happy with it? Honestly since I likely won't get SRS I kind of think I'd prefer that to just an empty sack, but I'm not sure.

Will beer and tylenol PM kill me? If so, may I leave my last will and testament here?

>>6285070
You know, I never really "Got" Laputa. Probably my fault for putting it in my watched pile when I'd only seen it in Japanese without subs. My Japanese wasn't all that good.

I've got bad luck with Ghibli films, in general. I missed the first half of Carried Away, and didn't see it for another five years. I'd seen the first twenty minutes of Totoro, but been too sick to see the rest until this year. I was too busy cuddling a friend to sleep to see much of Porco Rosso, and it took four watchings of Howl's Moving Castle to see the full thing, and I'm slated to cosplay it!

The robots were really cool, though. Every time.

>>6284891
It reminds me of the few times I modeled. I have freckles, and they always wanted to cover them up. They also always wanted to cut my hair too. I never let hem. I had 3.5' long hair when I was 14, and it was over 4' by the time I was 15. You could put it into a big bun and still have a 2' tail. I can sympathize with Ruby too. The jail of the gender binary sucks.

When this came out I wondered whey it resonated so well with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3glWTVJACl8
I knew why I loved this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcLVIkpE8iM

>>6285084
Urologists generally won't do it. One of the plastics guys I talked to was only ok with partial removal, and the plastics guy I went with preferred doing full removal. The standard option is definitely just pulling the balls out a small hole and stitching things back together.
I chose it because I'd been on HRT for a long ass time, was ok with using my dick, and my feelings hadn't changed much on that for many years of fulltime.
I've been pretty happy with it. It extends the healing by a bit, but my recovery was faster than the expected timeline and problem free. It does mean that even if someone knows I have a dick it's still a set of genitals they need to be a little prepared for since it's uncommon to find.

>>6285081
Are you looking at it in the same conditions? Lighting, angle, makeup, etc?
>>6285089
You're not allowed to kill yourself Sass, not to mention that I'm pretty sure that posting a will online isn't the proper legal procedure and it will likely be ruled invalid, but I'm not a lawyer.
>>6285072
Are you / were you dating someone that messed with your sense of orientation? I know you were hanging out with someone from here recently but I didn't know it was that serious.

>>6285089
A corpse will make a poor private Sass first class.

Would you talk about this?

>>6285098
Neat; thank you for the information, it's helpful.

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>>6285100
Not currently but yes. Same person though.

>>6285100
Yes
In front of the mirror
It changes a lot and I'm worried that when I see it as very manly that's how it really is

Who here /has a painful existence and should have been aborted/

>>6285079
Enjoy your hiv, try to get checked for syphilis regularly, third stage syphilis is the worst way to die

>>6285107
If everything else is the same then I think it's likely that it's your perception that varies. It might be a body dysmorphia type thing, or something else. I don't know if there's a good way to know what you 'really' look like in that case, but it's probably not as bad as you think it is at its worst at least.

>>6285093
well, i don't think there's all that much to get. it's an extremely straightforward adventure/kids saving the world/love story with a vaguely environmentalist/anti-war message thrown in. it's pretty simple, even for miyazaki. but i thought it was good nonetheless because 1) he excels at making engaging and beautiful settings, and 2) the emotional impact of some scenes is still pretty significant.

my favorites of his are spirited away, kiki's delivery service, and castle of cagliostro, the last for nostalgia purposes most likely. but i think his best work and his masterpiece is princess mononoke, omg, i could watch that movie over and over again until the end of time.

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is it gay to be fugged in the butt by a tranny?

>>6285112
me

- your pal lulu

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>>6285112
me, lets start a club or something

>>6285121
Skype me bb. I'm about to open a beer

>>6285100
>>6285102
OMG I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to imply Sudoku girls!

I haven't been sleeping well and I took one to help me doze off, but I was jonesing for a cold beer. :). I was making light of my predicament.

You made me cry for being so sweet with me (;__;)

>>6285116
I hope it isn't bad
I don't wanna need FFS
In any case when I look at it, I can't tell what makes it manly. Maybe the length or the shape

>>6285118
>>6285093
I like Laputa 'cause of the Swift influence. I feel like fucking nobody ever gets past Brobdingnag in the novel.

My favourites are probably Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Castle Of Cagliostro and The Wind Rises. Cagliostro is imo the archetypal adventure movie, even more than The Princess Bride. And it's just so. frickin. /comfy/. The theme song especially, hnnng. Spirited Away for obvious reasons, it's just all-round a great movie. And The Wind Rises and Princess Mononoke both share that truly epic, sweeping feel that is so rare in modern cinema. Can just get totally lost in them.

>>6285112
I know for a fact that the only reason my parents got married is because my mom got pregnant with me while they were dating. It's not always been a particularly happy marriage so I'm not sure what would have been better for them, but if they didn't marry and stick together then my sister wouldn't have been born and I wouldn't be okay with that so I guess I can accept my existence as a necessary evil.

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>>6285112
Neither of us, certainly. What's going on?

>>6285062
Yep, and most other stuff too.

I really yearn for something post apocalyptic, or in the arctics.

>>6285125
Oh! Yeah, best not to mix alcohol with, well, most anything really as far as I'm aware.

Tylenol probably isn't the best choice for a sleep aid though unless it's pain that's keeping you up. But by itself it probably won't kill you if you took normal doses.

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>>6285114
Good thing I'm neg!
And I always use condoms

>>6285054
>>6285070

but i'm not supposed to eat pizza no more ;3;

>>6285060

i-it's ok
i just installed my AC unit in my living room and cleaned a tiny bit, will report back soon

>>6285112
But if you were aborted you'd never have had the painful existence to make you want to be aborted.

Also, me.

>>6285118
I can never tell which I loved best. I meant to watch The Wind Rises at the lingerie party, but my exhaustion and theater stuff got in the way.

I think all of the movies are less powerful than the manga format of Nausica. I was captivated with it, and lost myself for days in its world. It was the last piece of media I can remember sharing with my bf before our breakup started.

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Who /virgin/ here?

>>6285139
Too late. Dominos time.

>>6285132
I hate my body and voice and should be mercy killed

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>>6285151
me I've never even held hands intimately

>>6285151

>>6285162
I've never even held hands at all :^)

>>6285157
You look great, know how to dress yourself to emphasize your best features, and I've never heard your voice so I can't comment on that. I don't know what's to be done, though. Most of us seem so bad at not hating our bodies, even when they are become so much less hateful.

I don't think killing you would be a mercy, to you or to anyone else.

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>cleaning living room and texting faye about how much i love her
>hear a bug hitting against my bedroom door a lot at the same time
>open the door and start screaming cause it's flying all over the place
>it's a ladybug
>again

why do they always show up when i'm thinking about romantic stuff lol
also i have the bestest most beautiful girlfriend in the whole world and fucking fight me if you disagree

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>>6285171
Your waifu a shit, fite me irl

>>6285171
I'll disagree for the sake of a fight. I assume we'll monetize it right? Is this going to be a sell to tmz sort of fight or a sell as porn sort of fight?

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I meant a guy on tinder who's a fan of my posts on here~

>>6285171
>start screaming cause it's flying all over the place
top kek you little girl

also can I pretend to disagree for the sake of having a fight?

>>6285179
>met

>>6285179
>Those pick-up lines
It's amazing that they work, any girl with any amount of self-confidence would tell him he's a creep and to fuck off.

>>6285171
Could be worse. At least ladybugs are cute.

>>6285184
Haha, well, I certainly don't have any!

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>>6285177
>>6285178
>>6285180

>mfw

>>6285187

i like them a lot, but they literally ALWAYS show up when something important in my romantic life is happening and they have this way of scaring tf out of me by just dropping on my head or chillin directly above me on the ceiling or slapping against my laptop in the middle of typing something important lmao idgi

>>6285179
kek, did you list as a guy or a girl on there?

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>>6285192
square up lil nigga
>>6285187
yeah, it could have been one of these pieces of shit.

when did dollface turn gay

>>6285197
How long have you been away from /mtfg/?

>tfw you will never hold down and fuck [inset trip here]

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>>6285196

f-fine!!!!

>>6285197

like 2 months ago lmao
i've always been pan but i just normally never ever like women and i never liked a trans girl until i met faye irl over dinner and um here we areee

Does anybody inject here
How to buy syringe without looking like drug addict
Or maybe I should just buy them online but amazon is really expensive these days...
>>6285192
Maybe its a sign

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>>6285171
>>it's a ladybug
harmless

btw, you don't want to live here. Fields of them in the middle of the summer and fall.

I prefer the huge dragonflies.

>>6285199
idktf

>>6285200
I wonder how many others here identify as pan
I do but I never bring it up cause to avoid looking like a special snowflake

>>6285199
Hi~

>>6285209
Hello~

>>6285203
Dragonflies are pretty but they scare the shit out of me

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Who's missing?

>>6285198
4-5 months?

>>6285200
k

>>6285206
I identify a bi but sometimes use pan in crowds that I think are more likely to read something into my word choice.

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>>6285192
Replace Lena Dunham with you https://youtu.be/EUHRL2OhpiM


>>6285213
Hey bby~

>>6285204
>tfw you will never hold down and fuck dollface
>tfw you will never hold down and fuck ufufu
>tfw you will never hold down and fuck faye
>tfw you will never hold down and fuck elanna

>>6285216
a lot

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Will going off E make it easier to lose weight?

>>6285216
(You)

>>6285222
Not unless you supplement T.
Wanna split an order?

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>>6285202

i'd like to think so. also are you doing the progynon depot ampoules?

>>6285203

where?

>>6285206

iktf :/ i just vaguely talked about it, but since i have such a strong preference for masculinity i just rolled with the liking boys thing.
there's nothin wrong with it tho!!

>>6285219

STOP LOL STOP POSTING SAM HYDE

>>6285216

LMAO WHAT IS THIS

>>6285216
Me but I guess unless you wanted to use the picture of my hair from last thread (>>6284345) you wouldn't have an image to go with the name so I'm fine not being included.

>>6285220
O-oh...
I thought you didn't like being jealous or poly stuff
>>6285219
What's good?

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>>6285200
my years of beating up little girls have finally come to this, meet me in a huddle house parking lot at 0230 hours on the next leap day

be there or be square
>>6285206
I'm pan, I don't see how it makes you a special snowflake either, it just means you love everyone.

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>>6285216
use an up-to-date pic please

>>6285232
i've been in a poly relationship before but I do kinda want to be in a monagamous relationship, but if that aint happening any time soon...

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>>6285216
>Robin

good god lmao

>>6285235
>meet me in a huddle house parking lot at 0230 hours on the next leap day
im dying

>>6285238
Ah
I understand now.
I love you <3

>>6285228
Yeah the progynon. Just got out of customs in new york so it should get here sometime this week. Just gotta get the syringes.
>>6285235
>>6285228
And yeah I always just say I'm bisexual because people like to argue

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I am attempting to diet and I want to die.

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>>6285227
I had my balls cut off specifically to get that poison out of my system. I feel like steroids might make me want to kms, totally would otherwise

>>6285251
You're super beautiful imo
I wanna play with that wonderful hair soon

>>6285251
good luck w/ diet ^^

>>6285237
why do anons have to bully you, I think you're cute and nice...

>>6285235
I love you birdie, welcome back

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>tfw no femboy bf to force into a dress

what'cha listenin to mtfg?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dq2-hMBeKQ&index=10&list=PLoMc1zuUHF6RuSBriWcYqOjr_j5UKngsM
>tfw this game has such a beautiful soundtrack but it's so difficult that you can't actually hear 3/4ths of it in game

>>6285256
after weighing myself and seeing it tick at the 200 mark I wanted to die, I need to lose like 50 pounds.

>>6285257
I have aspergers and am disabled

>>6285259
Hi~

>tfw the temptation to cook up a cheet of fries is fucking real

>>6285216
pls dont

>>6285260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVuB1ZASrGw
punk music a fun
and i hope you can do the 50 pounds ^^

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freesh meme

>>6285206
I guess I technically am because I like female, intersex and male people in both cis and trans variants, but that's misleading because I really only am attracted to people in the feminine-to-androgynous range, so in any situation where snowflake orientations are allowed I'd rather go with gynephile or something.

>>6285266
I ate a peanut butter sandwhich and 4 taquitos today and I already feel like that is too much.

>>6285264
Drink water instead <3

anyone ever sit back and realize like.. no matter what we do, no matter how well we pass and how much surgery we get. in the end, no matter what, we're still fucking trannies?

>>6285260
how tall are you? you don't look 200 pounds but I guess looks can be deceiving

>>6285251
Drinking lots of water and eating spicy stuff helps me feel full, just a tip

>>6285259
> tfw can't be a femboy bf because you're a grill

>>6285276
yeah, but i try not to dwell on it

>>6285260
https://youtu.be/ondpLxoRJuk
How are you Amy?

>>6285271
ive never done weight loss stuff but some people use an app to check calories? would that work?

>>6285228
I...I failed. Domino's is doing too badly due to their perplexing inability to make good pizza, and I had to order from the next worst place on my list. Pizza Pizza isn't as entertaining, though.

Aren't you already WAY down in weight? How small must Elanna become?

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>>6285206
I had a feeling I was, Edie made me sure that I am... I don't know how to qualify that Cis or trans doesn't matter to me, but I only like girls?

Panbian?

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>>6285235

;-; o-ok

>>6285249

http://www.allegromedical.com//syringes-c570/filter-needle-18g-x-1-5-green-p548901.html?
http://www.allegromedical.com/syringes-c570/syringe-luer-lok-3cc-23gx1-in-ns-p547237.html

get these bb, it's what i use and i love it
and i get u. people always arguin tho yknow?

>>6285284

>elanna
b-but i'm not elanna.... or..............maybe i am...?

>>6285277
I am 5'5 and still shrinking, I have quit a bit of muscle still and a lot of my fat is on my thighs and stomach.

>>6285282
HUNGRY

I gave in and ate a very small orange

>>6285279
But you can have one :3

>>6285298
Shit. Are you on a diet?

>>6285302
yes.

>>6285206
I at least was pan, and identified myself as that or bi, depending on the group's understanding of gender/sex/sexuality stuff.

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Ugh, how do I stop looking like a fucking man? I seriously don't think there's a fucking way to pass. I'm starting to think that even ffs can't save me.

>>6285298
teach me your height shrinking secrets

>>6285303
What kind of diet?

>>6285297
I meant to link her post. I failed at fingers and deprived her of a precious (You) ;~;

Do you think she'll ever forgive me?

>>6285216
Tfg, + no recents

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>>6285216
Here's my latest pic

What do you call it when a man is turned on by being treated as a woman sexually?

>>6285216
>me actually in a list. Cool.

>>6285317
a sissy

>>6285297
thx I'll probably order these soon <3
>>6285291
Yeah idk, the only real relationships I've been in have been with other mtf but I don't really care how somebody identifies, I feel like that wouldn't become a barrier to keep me from falling for someone

>>6285301
> tfw can't have a femboy bf because the person you like started transitioning before you met her
Oh well~, I like her better as a girl anyways, heh.

>>6285319
I meant the technical term. I looked up androphile and gynephile, but those aren't it.

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>>6285317
my fantasy bf

>>6285317
korra

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>tfw edie will never give you a complete makeover so you don't look like garbage

> reach target June weight
> relax diet back up to 1500 calories
> breasts aching again the next day.

At least I'll surely achieve my bob goals.

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>>6285307
I started out before hormones being 5'8 3/4ths and now I'm like 5'4 and 4/5ths of an inch. my shoe size also shrunk from a women's 13 to a women's 10 ande that was a year ago last I checked so they might be smaller. I have stupid mutant big-toes tho

MAGIC PILLS WORKING ON EVERYTHING BUT TITTIES AND HIPS.

>>6285310
the one where I just don't eat a lot of food

>>6285331
>iktf

>>6285325
Awweeee
>>6285331
I hope she does this as well...

>>6285333
Ah. I've been on that diet since my parents kicked me out a while ago. Just don't get sick. And you're pretty cute as is I think.
>tfw my ex has 11 toes
>>6285334
It would be great

>>6285317
I know it's a meme but I think that actually might be AGP.

Or, well, I guess it depends if you get off to being a woman in a sexual situation (AGP or repressed trans) or being made into a woman in a non-degrading way (gender bending / transformation / gentle forced-fem / sissification) or want to feel degraded by becoming a woman (masochistic misogynist or degrading forced-fem / sissification), or if you just want to be a man with boobs and a vagina (I don't even know).

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>>6285333
>that shrinkage

>>6285339
Please no more tier lists

>>6285342
ikr, and i've been gaining weight?
what is this magic?

>>6285328
Oh, um, probably autogynephile (AGP) is what you want then, but there might be other terms.

>>6285331
>ywn ktf
Even with Edie's magicks of make-up, I'd still be manly..

>>6285339
Avoiding this meme altogether

>>6285339
>not including my pic
Here >>6285316

>>6285339
Rawr and the other pollack look ugly as fuck

>>6285339
I fucking can't With everyone having a good pic but Robin (and lily but she's never tried to look nice) :p

>>6285350
That's actually passing as a female dwarf though.

>>6285339
tfw still rare

>>6285341
We've got some surprising crops of femboys coming up.

Female presenting. On hormones. Getting SRS due to extreme genital-related dysphoria. Uncomfortable with others knowing that they aren't cis women. But identifying as male, still.

Gender sure is complicated some days.

>>6285356
Nah, not with that beard. Female dwarves also don't have as manly features as me.

>>6285215
I just remember that they can't get much larger than 5" to 6" long... ;) Towards the end of the summer we get huge ones flying about.

>>6285228
>where
Iowa... They eat aphids that feed on the soybeans.

Some old transgender punk by Jayne County
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emoUWED119U
and a concert from 1978 back when she was Wayne County
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzL31fzym38
at this point she's been in transition for two or three years.

>>6285333
Have you got any proof? I don't think that's how the body works.

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>>6285360
what
are you saying my dream of a femboy bf is gonna be dead in a few years?
fucking tumblr I swear, whats the use of a femboy without a dick

>>6285341
>>6285346
Yes, thank you.

>>6285360
Be nice to us!

>>6285366
The way they fly around is what frightens me the most, I feel like I can never predict where theyre gonna go next

>>6285372
>implying this is better

>>6285360
Also, I'm only THINKING about srs

>>6285372
This is better.

>>6285367
my hormone doctor was shocked I had lost 2 inches of height, but I just haven't stop shrinking. trhis is over a 2 year 3 month period of hormones

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>>6285311

you should be worrying as to whether or not i'll forgive u ;____;

>>6285322

<3
they work super well so ye.

>>6285331

that's not tru there's lots of time left in this world i can give everyone makeup tips and help them with stuff ;_;

>>6285366

o-oh, i didn't know there were tons of bugs there but i'm not surprised desu!

>>6285372

jfc lmao

>>6285333
with that shoe size ud be more proportional and less clown-feety

>>>/r9k/28896767
>>>/r9k/28896767
>>>/r9k/28896767
>>>/r9k/28896767
>>>/r9k/28896767

>>6285360
Well, as far as /d/-tier fetishes go I in principle like cuntboys as well as dickgirls but in practice all the cute FTMs end up on testosterone and I just personally hate the way that makes people look, feel and smell, so AMAB boys with HRT and SRS oddly fulfills a niche fetish pretty well.

>>6285385
:0
That would be amazing

>>6285382
I want to shrink....
I want to feel small with you Amy!

>>6285317
Autogynephile

Like most of the 'lesbians' of mtfg

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>>6285339
Fixed, you cunt.

>>6285393
Well...maybe you should talk to me!