Horrible grindr thread? Horrible grindr thread.

>>6279488
Is that a young weird Al?

these ppl suffer enough being weird, leave them alone

>>6279524
I would be down for this

>>6279524
looks like a snapchat filter

>>6279638
hahahahaha

>>6279488
>22 or under please
Should be and.....

Then

>25+ don't even bother

So if you are 23-24 you are free to message him if you are feeling bold? Or overlook how fucking stupid he is....

>>6279650
His dead eyes and highschoolband picture....

>>6279524
This guy looks familiar, op where are you from?

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>>6279655
OP here, I didn't post that one.

Here's a fun one tho:

>>6279679
Honestly I'm tempted to take one of them up on their offers. I swear I've gotten unsolicited offers from these old men who just want to blow me or have me fuck them for like $150-$200, if I sucked it up, drank a few beers before hand, I don't see how I couldn't just jerk myself off and cum whenever I think enough time has passed and leave with a decent lump of money in my pocket for like no effort.

>>6279696
ew....i wouldn't be able to get or stay hard.

That's a line that you don't cross mentally, but physically. And once you have crossed it there is no going back.

Respect yourself.

[spoiler]I let a 40-something fat accountant rim me for no less than 15 minutes, suck and lick my nuts, and suck me off and swallow my load for a copy of smash bros 3ds[/spoiler]

>>6279655
I'm from Minnesota

>>6279825
Ditto, saint paul

Recently just now downloaded grindr, took a look and 3 of 4 of the guys that are attractive to me are my ex's/fooled with.

tfw attracted to really cute fem's but they are unbearable cunts.

>>6279888
Oh and that guy you linked isn't cute btw in case that caused confusion.

Don't feel like std's so deleted app

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>be nice nerdy gay guy who like to play guitar
>get made fun of by op

>>6279710
That sounds completely worth it

>>6279911
the three months of nonstop calls from him asking if he could see me and "take care of me" again were not.

>>6279920
You could of always blocked his number

Or be stern and direct with him

>>6279920
Okay yeah I just threw up a little thinking about that.

I'm surprised my grindr pic isn't on here.

>>6279485
>>6279488
I am by no means a grindr aficionado but I don't think I would've ever thought that was the face of a top.

>>6281080
post pic here. you know you want to

grindr is so bad it makes me question whether i'm really gay or not.

>>6281116
It's almost as if your prejudices aren't reliable when it comes to individuals

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tfw i cant ever make an account on any app because im exactly the kind of person who would end up in these threads

>>6282526
This.

>>6283682
<3

>>6283682
i like him. he sounds funny

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>>6283711
This made me laugh

>>6279696
I might need to go down this route. How do you attract straightforward offers like that?

>>6283734
Just make a grindr account.
Disgusting old men are desperate for any affection

>>6283719
>cancer

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anyone like cake?

So you're telling me old guys will pay to sucks my 22 year old cock for money? Why have I not downloaded grinder again?

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Why do I keep using this app

>>6285007
because aids.
and old men are disgusting.
and you may end up being a local buffalo bill's sex slave

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>>6285286
At least he has a nice dick

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>do you want to suck dick?
10/10 pickup line

Also my profile clearly says no one over 30.

>>6279485

he needs a fucking haircut but I could see it as a hookup if I were a slut and had no bf

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>>6285315
>you disgust me
>ok

>still live in my hometown while i go to college at 21 yrs old
>STILL see people i used to know on grindr

does it ever end

>>6283682
>brayden
>aiden
>cayyyydn

obvious ftm name is obvious

>>6285349
Glad that hasn't happened to me on Tinder senpai

t. Closeted fag

Grindr just for hookups? Or do people look for relationships on there as well?

>>6285376
a lot of people find the love of their life on grindr
and by that I mean you're a fucking retard.

this some cunty meanass shit right here

just cuz you're a fat ugly hon aint give you the right to laugh at other people putting themselves out there

and yes i know where we are

>>6285406
I would never fuck a retard.

So stick to tinder? I'm new to this whole, fucking guys in the ass thing.

>>6285423
if you just want to fuck guys, then yeah grindr is great for nonstop buttsecks
if you want substance, go literally anywhere else.

>>6285429
lol so clever xD

>>6285425
Like what though? I mean, fucking guys is nice, but I want substance.

>>6285448
then go meet guys.

>>6285463
How to do that as a man so far in the closet he's living in Narnia?

>>6285559
you know how you flirt with women (>implying)?
do the same with guys you meet.
if he's not gay, abort
if he's interested keep going

>>6285586
I was never very good at flirting with women, just fucking them.

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>>6285295

>look like a dude and not a stereotypical "gay"
>can't approach other dudes because im too shy
>they can end up just being massive homophobes that will beat my weak ass up

i am doomed

>>6285420
ikyabwai

>>6285676
>I was never very good at flirting with women
what would your motivation be? anyway, its very easy:

1. say 'hi' and make eye contact
2. invite her to do something common/social
3. bring her home with you using a line like 'ayo babe wanna come back to mine'
4. Feed her a bowl of eggs
5. Watch her eat every. last. one.

>>6283711
>>6283719
This physically hurts me

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Is tinder ok too?

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>>6286921

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>>6287004

>>6279650
>calling someone stupid over a writing convention

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>>6287007

>>6287084
this guy looks okay?

>>6279485
>>6279488
>6'
>120 lb

Somebody feed this snow-nigga a cheeseburger.

>>6285286
>professional asshole
So he's a whore bottom?

>>6285425
>>6285448
Grindr's not even good for fucking guys, 99% the decent looking ones don't have their picture up.

The reason why Tinder's popular is because you can trust there is some mutual attraction and they're not serial killers, not to mention you get to see normal pictures and not just shirtless selfies

>>6287978
it would look ok if it was a girl and it didn't have a mustache

>>6279485
where are you, i think i know this person...

>>6279710

I'm a 40 year old accountant.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

>>6289441
colorado

>>6290652
nope, false alarm

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Oldie but goodie.

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>>6291215
kek

>>6290652
holy shit i live in northern colorado and iv'e seen the same guy, except on OKcupid

is this a "make fun of ugly people" thread now?

>>6291215
>>6291230
Top kek

>>6291275
There is already a mtfg up

>>6279488
>6 foot
>120 lb
>Im a top

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This guy is so far in the closet he's reached narnia

What's the category underneath people's relationship status? The one that says trans, discreet, geek, etc. Sorry for my Grindr ignorance.

>>6291535
kek

horrible grindr stories thread on a porn board
>>>/hm/1357545

>>6291523
It's called a tribe
Grindr has a filter section where you can filter things like age, race, height and tribes.

Let's say that you are only interested in twinks. Then you can filter out everyone who is not a part of the twink tribe.

However my experience is that people mistake it for what they are looking for instead of what tribe they belong to, so its not the safest bet to go by.

>>6291713
>>6291523
Case in point >>6291499
Grindr is also filled with trannys and tranny chaser, and that guy didn't understand the use of tribes.

>>6291713
>>6291714
Got it, thank you!
How useful are tribes? Googled them and the labels seem a little arbitrary. Trans, poz, and discreet are objective categories but stuff like geek and rugged could mean pretty much anything.

>>6291778
I don't really see the use for tribes because no one in my area seem to understand how to use them. For bigger cities its probably smart to use them I imagine.

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>>6285312
>You disgust me
>ok

>>6291778
Trans and poz are clearly just containment.

Twink is for pedos, jock is for overcompensating small dicklets, and the rest are just generic

>>6293537
I think jock is somewhat less about body type and more about interest/hobbies- the same way geek is. But I get you. What do you filter by then?

>>6279495
Hot IMO. Why do dog tags turn me on so much?

Why is Grindr so savage?

>>6283719
How can people read these emoticon things? I feel like I'm solving a one of those sticker book puzzles putting words to each image

>>6286921
>>6287004
>>6287007
>>6287084
haha homo sparde :DD

>>6279495
He looks like a 40 year old man in a emo wig.

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>>6279908
This, OP is being a rug munching nigger for making fun of what seems to be a decent dude.

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>>6285312
>you disgust me
>ok

lost

>>6283719
>>6298158
Movie Buff (visual representation) loves (painting) and (music) also loves (animals) and occasionally (drinking/alcohol) I'm a really (sweet) person If you are too I am (cancer, not sure about the second one). blah blah do not waste my (time)

>>6285299
>cut
>nice

It's like 50% red.

>>6279908
In fairness his profile is pretty retarded.

>>6285429
This is some meta shit. No one would post a screen cap of themselves being that cringy.

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>>6291215
>y'our

>>6299331
no bully people didnt choose to have that :(

>>6300109
people with burn scars in their face didn't choose that either but it's still ugly af

>>6279485
>>6279488
Maybe he thinks grindr is for sweet guitar grinding

>>6283719
>255 lbs

>>6279499
>that intro line
>straight acting
Hmmm

>>6291230
only if you suck it upside down!

>>6283719
Am I the only one that reads excessive emojis as static?
Movie bu- KSSSSHHHKK -oves KSSSSSSHHHH and occasionally KSSSSSSHHHH person if you are to i a- KSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH

>>6279499
gonna use that line, on tinder though cos i'm not 40 years old

>>6283719
>255 lbs
you know he's 300

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Made.my day

>>6283719
emojis are fucking disgusting.

>>6291232

another anon in an area north of denver? waaaat