/mtfg/- tasteful anthro art edition

Well. I was too late.
Time to sudoku!

>>6277735
pls don't
come snuggle with mommy instead

>>6277743
May I make you a cup of tea for max comfy?

Well, let's save this thread for later.

BACK TO THE OTHER SIDE!

>>6277688
>>6277688
>>6277688

>>6277748
yes please <3

MY SISTER JUST OUTRIGHT ASKED ME WHAT TRANS GROUPS AND STUFF I GO TO OUT OF NOWHERE
FUCK FUCKING SHIT SHIT FUCKING FUCK CUNT FUCK FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY

>>6278738
... Tell the truth?

You've been caught. Fess up and pray for the best I guess.

And wash your mouth with soap. That language is foul.

>>6277716
Guys, do we have any trip that makes music/writes lyrics?
I sorta need someone to advise/give tips about lyrics?

>>6278757
>writes lyrics?
I have dabbled in rap, but I'm pretty shit. Sorry...

>>6278754
you must be new here if you think that'd be a good idea

>>6278763
Not really rap, its sort of experimental rap if you will. Idk, i just need to improve and i always do better if somone comments tbqh.

>>6278767
Well, I mean, I'm just saying what I'd do. I'm not the best person to ask though... Wait for other responses for now.

>>6278773
I can try, but look for other opinions as well.

>>6278779
Got a throwaway email/something else?

fucking panicking right now

oh also more votes pls
http://www.strawpoll.me/10326365/

>>6278783
Sorta? Sironagold@gmail,com

I don't check it all that often though...

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Today I learned that boob sweat is the worst thing in the universe

>moving out of my apartment
>1 800 got junk takes everything
>tfw not leaving until tomorrow morning
>tfw no bed
>tfw power at my apartment complex goes out
>tfw sitting in the middle of the floor of my studio apartment browsing mtfg on my phone
>tfw my phone is almost dead
Frick my life

>>6277716
Post link to cool redwall art plz OP.

>>6278802
some girls used pads to avoid that, I imagine it sucks anyway.

>>6278802
be my girlfriend

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>>6278789
ty bb

>>6278817
Get in line bub, I'm behind Cyba

>>6278805
>>tfw my phone is almost dead
why did you pack the charger?
why can't you go to the new appartment if they took your things there already?

>>6278802
I want boob sweat too ;_;

>>6278792
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10326365/
where is cyanide on this list

>>6278785
yeah, but the lest you can do is admit that you can't always put your priorities on your child and apologize for it.
Or realize that your kid doesn't have a fucking personality now that she's on adhd medication. Or let them stay home when they're too sick to get out of bed. The least you can do is pay attention to how they're doing. When they keep saying "meh", or start avoiding the entire family because they're too tired to put up with the real world, something's wrong, and you need to respect that.
When you honestly can't remember the last time your child was happy, something's fucking wrong. Ok? If you can't remember the last time I was happy and you want to put a wall between me and what I want, you can fucking die.
>Me? Need an apology? Noooo why would I ever want one of those?

>>6278818
Always happy to help, If you ever need more, Just ask. I'm always finding new things to not eat because I'm dieting.

Also cook. Yes. That too.

>>6277716
oh but this isn't furry shit this is matthias and cluny :000

>tfw hungrybut trying to diet so snacking on ice.

>>6278823
Got junk just took my things to throw them away for me

I have a charger but it's almost completely useless without electricity

I'm moving back home and it's a 6 hour drive

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>ate a delicious salad for dinner
>nervous that it was more calories than i thought it would be
i just wanna lose weight reeeeeeee

>>6278824
so, are you gonna share how the fight with your dad went or that's too personal?

>>6278832
Good girl

/mtfg/ how do you fell about your penis and do you like it being touched during foreplay?

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>>6278831
hi <3

>>6278833
>I have a charger but it's almost completely useless without electricity
I really should had considered that...

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>>6278840
touch it ALL you want bby

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>>6278809
Such a delicate balance between interacting with them and being pestery or overbearing. I mean, I'm up for the challenge, but being a good parent sounds so difficult to pull off. Guess this is why parents always say they're going to get the last laugh.

>>6278835
go walk a few miles to offset it

>>6278792
How about no drugs. You have enough problems.

>>6278835
Fu

I'm on the verge

I'm 199.3 lbs.

19 9 . 3 0 lbs.

If I drink a glass of water I'm reaching 200.

200 pounds on a 5'11" frame

Shoot me pleese ;_;

>>6278845
This is why I'm never going to adopt.

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>>6278840
hate it. consider it a birth defect and I don't want it being interacted with at all srs as soon as ffs is done desu something this size is really gd annoying and causes massive amounts of dysohiria

>>6278835
goddddddd I want a hot squid salad

Ok fuck this, my gums feel like someone is hitting them with icepicks. I'm going to down some painkillers and try to sleep. AND SINCE SOMEONE BROKE MY LAPTOP, I PROBABLY WILL NOT BE POSTING.

Unless I use my phone.

I could always do that...

>>6278840
Ah... Divided? It feels wrong all the time but also kinda nice I guess if it's being touched... I'd rather do anal though because it means I amn't focusing on it.

>>6278845
Mommy I need to be changed

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>>6277716
This is a horrible general.

>>6278750
I actually tried reading GEB but the pompous, pretentious and above all flowery prose made me drop the book within the first 50 pages. For a pop science book (and that's what it is) it takes itself way too seriously ending up a joke.
If I am going to spend time on it I might as well go through the Godel's incompleteness theorems so I picked up pic related. Not exactly a primer on symbolic logic but gets the job done.
For a layman's (or laywomen's) overview of what Godel's work actually means this page is a good start.

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/goedel-incompleteness/

Be warned that you just went from sci-fi to purely sci.

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>tfw your bf is top 30 Mei and top 40 tracer on europe

so glad I am not dating a casual

>>6278853
http://www.lifestylefood.com.au/recipes/250/warm-squid-salad

>>6278835
>tfw in weight purgatory and haven't budged a pound for 6 months

>>6278853
Tfw no hot semen salad

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>>6278858

wait so you are an actual nazi?
what are your views on scapegoating?

>>6278840
hate it, hate it

>>6278845
My dad had 5 kids with 3 wives and all of us had good relationships with him even if he wasn't really there most of the time. The big thing is letting them know that you are actually a grown up, that they can look up to you with some resemblance of respect.
My friends always liked my parents more than I did, I guess they looked pretty kakkoii; I never had that level of admiration but still completely saw them as respectable human beings that had good lives. A lot of parents look pathetic in their child's eyes, usually because they are.

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>>6278846
out... side...???

>>6278849
that was how heavy i was at my heaviest :o

>>6278853
we had a ~thai-inspired~ shrimp salad with ginger soy dressing and cabbage and leafy greens and peppers and cucumber and green onions and carrots. there were also peanuts but i only added like 6 to mine lol

was delicious t b q h

>>6278861
that was where i was at until very recently

>>6278862
I could make you one, it'd just be lettuce and cum though, that's all I have

Actually nvm I just checked I don't have lettuce. So it'd just be cum.

Someone respond to me so I can shred you.

>tfw can't make ice like the stuff I got in the hospital
how do they make it so easily edible in the hospital what is this magic

>>6278821
Where is Cyba? My Katana is aching to be used.

>>6278869
*tight hug*

>>6278857
Lmao if there is anything I never thought I would see on mtfg it's a link to the SEP

>>6278869
show me your butt

>>6278865
>until very recently
h-how what did you do to fix this?

seriously though what the fuck, I think my sister knows
and she's such a little shit-stirrer the moment something I do annoys her she'll probably go straight to my parents
wtf do I do

>>6278865
What did you do? Tell me. What do fu?

>>6278838
Sorry, but I tried to copypasta and couldn't.
>>6278306

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>>6278871
expensive ice cream? extra creme?

>>6278824
It's gross and my favorite bra is soaked

>>6278879
no, I mean just regular old ice.

>>6278874
show me your butt

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>>6278856
>making me change your shitty diapers
This ain't fair, no parent likes to do this.

>>6278851
I said the exact same thing.

>>6278864
Your parents sound dope af desu. I wish I was able to look up to mine

>>6278869
Apply shredder to me plzkthx

>>6278874
Is that a good thing or a bad thing madds?

>>6278867
Yes seven semen salads pls hold the salad

>>6278878
Suena terrible, gracioso pero terrible.

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https://my.mixtape.moe/totixv.webm
happy times

>>6278877
show me your butt

>>6278872
Please slap my butt with katana scabbard pleeese! :)

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>>6278869
sup faget

>>6278877
If you're serious about solving this problem, I could take care of her, for a price. Do you have a throwaway email I can contact you at?

I've done something similar to this before, obviously I don't want to get into it in the thread, but make no mistake - I am qualified. I'll inform you of my past experiences by email.

>>6278880
Think of it like this - at least you have something to sweat

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>>6278862
iktf ._.

>>6278865
sounds tasty

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>>6278878
i uh
moved across the country and didnt have a job so i couldnt afford to eat much
and i also started walking everywhere where previously i hadn't been walking that much

so... do that

>>6278876
i have NO idea honestly. i just randomly dropped 5 pounds and i kinda decided to roll with it and start dieting again.

>>6278889
>someone else posting mary-chan

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>>6278863
no. I am a conservative nationalist and a historian. I dont consider myself a racist or a socialist by any means.

>scapegoating
I dont have the time to google for a translation that fits this context since I am going to bed now hmu tomorrow
nini

>>6278897
Night Phienchen!

Night everyone!

>>6278896
>someone else posting mary-chan
Shes swag as fuck

>>6278877
your whole family knows you fucking doofus

asking 'what trans groups are you part of?' is way more than 'are you trans?'. they know

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>>6278891
Cyba must be slayed, but I promise I will lead a full-scale assault against you as soon as
she is found and dealt with.

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>>6278897
oh DX hay its cool you are a historian too!

kinda a bummer I didn't meet a nazi today.

and don't worry! sleep tight!

>>6278884
>Your parents sound dope af desu.
Well, it has it's draw backs. I wouldn't be posting in 4chan if I were a well adjusted person. I had very little interaction with any of them because they were both goal oriented people with their own stuff to do. I made supper just to have a chance to sit down with my mom when she came from work, and she usually went back to work after that.
No rebellion, but very little general presence or help. I think it's impposible to not fuck something up in some way, perfect relationships don't exist and unlike a partner you can't drop your parents and find someone new.
But there are wats to avoid turning your kids into horrible monsters.

>tfw me and my str8 friend i sorta crush onboth got drunk
>tfw he said we can both sleep in my bed

Feels good senpai, finally not sleeping alone, even if no cuddles.

>>6278888
Ala puta madre amiga! Soy una idiota! Jajajajajajajaja. Te extrañé mucho.

>>6278893
Don't play with Robin's mind, she'll believe you.

>>6278899
<3 u!

>>6278901
my parents would have said something if they knew
I mean they have asked if I'm on hormones and whether I'm okay with being a boy and stuff but they used to ask me that stuff when I was an autistic loner kid and even as a big fat bearded teen so I doubt it's indicative of how much they know

>>6278906
Posta?
O sea, la mayor parte del tiempo doy por asumido que no me vas a distinguir de cualquier anon.
How's the job stuff going? Did you get more hot burguer king dates?

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>>6278884
It's only wet not messy I promise mommy

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>>6278919

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>>6278914
don't say hot and burger king in the same sentence. thats disgraceful to actual food

>>6278919
I was tucking and you gave me a boner. fuck you.

>>6278875
fuck off, do I look like a camwhore?

>>6278884
it's a little different when you have firsthand understanding of why a shitty parent can fuck you up

>>6278886
Ok your order should be ready in about 30 seconds

>>6278919
it was all fun and games until you posted this shit

>>6278913
the only time anyone explicitly asked me 'so what about them hormones then?' was someone someone else outed me too. the person who asked is a racist, homophobe bigot who normally just says whatever hateful shit that pops into their head.

they know. you never can tell how anyone will react on tranny stuff

>>6278923
the date was hot, the place for it was burguer king.

>>6278927
nah it only got brought up again recently because my dad saw my boobs, I blamed it on gyno but I had to explain it to him 'cause he'd never heard of it before, lol.

it's getting close though, pretty terrified of how I know my family (and extended family in particular) are gonna react. better hope me finding a place to live and a job after uni goes well and swiftly...

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>>6278928
ewie. poor people

>>6278937
you've got two weeks until term ends. good luck with that lol.

Mods are asleep, lost lewds.

>>6278943
There are no mods on lgbt only janitors and all of them post lewds in this thread all the time

>>6278943
>mods are asleep
>8:00pm

kayla come ban this clown

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>dwarffortress.exe has crashed

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>>6278944
>tfw shameless

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>>6278943

>>6278945
>8:00 pm
>5:43 pm
kayla come ban this clown

>>6278949
Damn if only she had a girlcock, she'd be perfect

>>6278951
>5:43 pm
>3:44 am here in russia
kayla come ban this clown

>>6278941
... a lot of the time they only need like a 5-7 days notice right?

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>>6278951
nigga its 6:45

>>6278957
to move into a place? try 6-8 weeks

The thread is dead, so why aren't I?

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>>6278967
because we haven't fucked yet

>>6278962
Ah, I see, I have been given incorrect information whilst asking for advice in the past. Fair enough, I guess I'd better see what the most effective method of suicide is that is available to me in the next fortnight.

Any tips on lewding str8 friend if hes been making weird gay-ish things (touching my thighs with his feet, shoved my face in his dick a few months ago when i was leaning doen, makes suck my dick jokes literally daily) into lewd things without completly fucking up friendship if hes now invited me to sleep in one bed?

Halp senpai, even lewdinghim into cuddles would be nice ;-;

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I want to be like Flan Flan
help

Found this gem today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTKkQ5VCW7g

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>>6278968

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>>6278904
As a general rule I think that everyone's parents look cooler to other people, given they don't see the negatives. That said, for as little interaction as it sounds like you had, it sounds like it was at least good interaction. It does seem pretty much impossible not to fuck at least something up but like you said, I'm at least confident that I could raise kids that are self sufficient, aren't monsters, and don't hate me. ;~;

>>6278919
Ew, wtf

>>6278971
why don't you search for more reliable sources than 4chan before designing your short term future?

>>6278972
give up the bp to him because you know you want to

New thread!!
>>6269467
>>6269467
>>6269467

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>>6278974
I wish Demo would suck my girl cock ;~;

>>6278981
miss cock sure is feisty today

>>6278976
>Ew, wtf
Hey come on Elanna, don't kinkshame. Just change her diaper and get it over with.

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>>6278923
NOT

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>>6278980
hah subtle you piece of shit.

>>6278976
yah I think sometimes it is the whole grass is greener on the otherside shpele but some parents are actually trash

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>>6278984
Maybe we could rub our sissy clits together babe

>>6278978
I'd ask my parents but every time I bring it up they're all "But why do you need to search for properties when you're coming to live with us again after uni :^)" They won't fucking budge.

>>6278976
>I'm at least confident that I could raise kids that are self sufficient, aren't monsters, and don't hate me. ;~;
That's the spirit!

>>6278971
you generally need a month and a half's rent in advance as well as a deposit and holding fee for a rental property (which will sometimes double as the deposit). you will often need to have some things signed by parents or reputable sources for landlords to chase up to see if you have good character. you'd also need to set up energy/water/internet contracts up, and usually furnishing. 'bills included' is rare in the uk.

finding a job is a minimum of two weeks, to find a job, apply, be shortlisted for interview, to hear back, then to get a start date. most jobs have a 3 month trial period where if you fuck up, you're fired. the only away around this general set up is if you know someone or worked for a company previously that they can pull a few strings, like skipping interviews, etc.

you're fucked lol

>>6278988
AN

>>6278991
I'm sure there are resources on-line with verifiable information unlike 4chan.

>>6278990
>kayla in 10 years.jpg

>>6278979
I do, but idk how fa-m

>>6278995
unless there are programs or stuff in the UK this is how it works in most places.
don't you have to pay a certain percentage of the total rent to the company that arranges the deal too?

what to buy on amazon to practice my butt with
I get hemorrhoids rly easily but I want to learn how to get sexed by my bf

I hate having anxiety

>>6279003
not usually, they make their money from their initial admin fees

so archives are fully back now?

>>6279002
>without completly fucking up friendship

that can be difficult desu, you never know how things will be after you two start seeing each other as more than friends
how long have you known him, and it does seem like he likes you more than a 'friend' would

>>6279002
Find reasons to snuggle up next to him
You could show him a funny video on your phone and get really close to him
Or every time he makes you laugh you could scratch his back and tell him he's funny

>>6279007
I declined going to meet my best friend today because his gf was with him

>>6279007
same ;_;
>tfw want to call to get therapist appointment to work on my anxiety problems
>too anxious to do it
zzz

Anyone wear cute frilly panties under their work clothes?!!!! I getsuper duper wet just thinking about my co-workers catching me with my cute frilly pink panties:333!!, I always try and have them get a glimpse when I'm using the urinals mmmmm!!! XD XOXOXO

>>6279002
slap his butt and start laughing if he doesn't laugh or smile afterwards then abort, abort, abort!

>>6279007
Yeah I don't like it very much either

I think I'm really good at hiding it now though

>>6279016
>Kayla
>working

pick one

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>>6279016
o-oh

>>6279010
Know him for a year know. Hes been acting gay-ish for a long timw. He shoved my head in his dick when leaning iver, took my pants down ones as a "joke", grabbed my thighs/touched them with his feet many times as a "jokes", gay jokes on a daily. Idk senpai, i sorta want that dick tbqh

>>6279011
Ill try ;-; god im so hopeless

I'm a cybernetic organism back from the year 2021, designed by the Cyberdyne Corp.
My sole purpose is to make anons feel better about themselves by shit-talking passing girls.
I am a HONINATOR.

I've come back to save you from the future of hons before it ceases to exist.

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>>6279020

>>6279026
get back to Madoka already

>>6279024
Does he know you're trans

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>>6279020
These is me at work, hon ;) !!!xxx i like lacey lingerie tooo it makes my girl tinkler moist and hard

>>6279022
XD maybe u wanna join me XDDD!!!xoxoxo

>>6279031
I bet that at age 15 he looked like a white version of edie.

>>6279024
honestly, if he has invited you to sleep in the bed together then he wants it
grab his dick through his pants/shorts playfully and laugh it off and gauage his reaction

>>6279034
That's Marilyn Manson

>>6279030
Like i told him once, but then said im not and said i was manic at the time. I dont think he 100% believes im not.

God i need to be more drunk for this brb

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>>6279026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMlm9Qhl1gY

>>6279035
>>6279037

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>>6279034
He was pretty uggo tbqh, he's hot in all that makeup tho famalam

>>6279036
I haven't seen young pics of him.

Well... This is me.

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post dem maps

i want a bf

>>6279042
You're beautiful

>>6279042
be my girlfriend

>>6279050
I'll be ur bf

SO may not get my medigrass. canada is busting every dispensary now and my clinic isnt even checking its voice inbox anymore now.

excellent. canada will always be the stupidest joke.

>>6279054
why did they stop the program?

>>6279053
not into trannies sorry

>>6279059
I'm not a tranny I'm a beta chaser

>>6279039
Back from drinking

Idk tbqh, what if he thinks we're just bros? Hes like my bestfriend. Ahhh idk what to doooooo

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>>6279046
Toast me

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>asked to show pic of new ink
>might as well make a shitpost
Does your handwriting pass mtfg?

>>6278993
:D

>>6278987
Is it kinkshaming if I just don't want to change their diaper?

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>tfw full frontal lobotomy in one week

>>6279055
cops are ignoring a supreme court decision and going scorched earth (in a way that will probably get municipalities sued the shit out of) catering to lobbying from large companies who want to monopolise how it is sold.

>>6279063
Yeah unfortunately that would be kink shaming

>>6279060
gross, that's like even worse.

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>>6279046
mine
>>6279062
murricentric/10

>>6279061
if he's your bestfriend then you should probably wait for him to make the first clear move
i know i would never want to mess things up with my bestfriend, i know how important that is
all of the evidence you gave of him maybe being interested is coincidental at best

>>6279069
If I was your bf you wouldn't have to be nice to me you could keep bullying me like you are right now

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what does it mean when I get a boner after im freshly shaved and feel how smooth I am all over?

>>6278995
Oh I know about deposits and stuff, I've got a few hundreds spare in my savings set aside for that. Also I'm likely gonna go for a bedroom in a shared flat or house so won't bills already be organised, just not included in the rent?

>most jobs have a 3 month trial period where if you fuck up, you're fired
now, that IS terrifying. good job I'm applying for ESA I guess.

>>6279073
but can't i just bully you without having a creepy beta like yourself as my bf?

>>6279072
Fuck. I should just off myslef tbqh, or drink myself to unconciousness.

But finished all the vodka so ohwell

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>>6279063

>>6279063
my handwriting looks like dick

>>6279078
I guess so yeah but if I was your bf you could bully me and make me buy you nice things

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>>6279063
:)

>>6279072
putting someone's face i your dick is a pretty big first move tho

>>6279081
yours is better than mine. i have doctor's handwriting.


>>6279083
are you fit? how tall are you?

>>6279076
lol shared, that means moving in with friends, or moving in with strangers, interviewing with them if they want you living there, and then negotiating your role in bills/cleaning etc

>>6279087
I'm 5'10" 140 lbs

>>6279074
A G P
G
P

>>6279088
what nobody told me about that
where the fuck are you supposed to magically learn this stuff?

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>>6279063
>>6279081

>>6279092
do you even lift?

is there any way to go back in time and transition young?

>>6279096
No I'll start if you tell me to though

>>6279079
if you kill yourself you'll lose the friendship anyway, so it's not a big deal if you fuck it up.
but seriously, if the next time he does something like that you push the topic you should be able to see if he's into you and waiting for a reaction or he chickens out. tease him a little.

>>6279098
please?

>>6279006
p l s r e s p o n d

>>6279099
yeah, so not into some submissive beta cuck.

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wow. google found when i last posted a scan of my handwriting on /lgbt/ pretty easily

>>6279094
other friends? the internet?
smoking weed all the time isn't a good way to adquire new knowledge.

>>6279088
Stop helping him. I want to see him get dragged back to daddies lair and made back to de trans

>>6279102
just top him since you get hemmoroids

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>>6279100
Yeah i did that today, and he had hos foot right be my gt for like half an hour, and hugged meduring jumpscre in a horror movie, felt good man

>>6279108
detransitioning is something no one here wishes for anyone.

>>6279104
You write like a faggot

>>6279111
I want to detransition. I'm too hon

>>6279106
>other friends
kek
>the internet
WHERE

>>6279103
If I become a dominant alpha bull and come back and you still need a bf will you reconsider

>>6279116
maybe.

>>6279110
why didn't you make a move? or at least threaten to do something if he keeps up to see if he does

>>6279115
>>other friends
>kek
not gonna fix it smoking pot in your room

>>the internet
>WHERE
google?

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>>6279085
Fucking loll

>>6279117
Ok I'll get to work starting right now

See you on the other side hopefully

>>6279122
Don't laugh at me you cunt.

>>6279111
Edgar deserves it for being an Autist with a dozen disabilities

>>6279094
if you honestly expect you can just show up at an established house of people with a dynamic, dump your stuff there and shut yourself in your room, you'd be mistaken.

a lot of houseshares where there's one free space are sublettings and the tenants trying to find a housemate can be as discerning as they like. a lot of places i know who want housemates have been households for years with a yearly rotating group of friends moving in and out depending on people traveling etc.

its life, you learn by interacting with people like an adult. not by getting a computer screen tan and hissing at people in shared communal spaces when you wanted to make a coffee but be alone

>>6279108
honestly it is help, but its part cruelty letting someone with no idea of the world see the true horror of it, and letting existential dread grip them

>>6279109
eww no

I just want to know what kind of dildo everyone here uses

>>6279126
Cruelty smuelty. Robin should be hatekept and executed

>>6279118
Idk what to do, he kept moving upwards untill the jumpscare, then he hugged me, then now we're in bed reading ultra facist jokes to eachother

>>6279125
that doesn't make any sense

>>6279132
thats a very brutish and masculine way of being a piece of shit, my friend :^)

>>6279127
Realskin 9 incher

>>6279127
Use your fist famalam

>>6279126
I wish I could one day buy some food you made and have a drink once you get off work.

>>6279112
"Cis gay male. Though I think by your trip you are an MtF." was the first guess i got, then suitably "penis"

oh well!

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>still packing
>ctrl+g kayla

some joker is posting with my name. what the fuck dude, use another name.

>>6279138
It would be considering I'm not a tranny and just here to pick on the weak who I hate. Mainly Robin, Korra, Kayla, Newfags

>>6279133
Just lean on him for a while and if he's comfortable get more touchy feely with him.

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>>6279014
>>6279013
It's important to do things despite your anxiety. Just sitting at home freaking out is gonna just make it worse. Doing it will:
A: Distract you from it
B: make you go through with it and see things weren't as bad as you thought they would be
I know this is hard, it's really hard for me when my anxiety gets triggered, but still
>>6279018
I've always been kinda good at hiding stuff because I seem so happy and bubbly on the surface. It only gets obvious when I'm in super anxiety mode and that usually comes when something medical related is going on. You can just tell I'm ready to die.

>>6279133
*racist

>>6279143
whoops, meant to say taking a break from packing, apparently I move out this Sunday on my own so fuck you haters

>>6279143
Kayla it's time for your sissification surgery where we cut off your dick and make you into a little girl and become a sissy maid <3

>>6279139
guh that looks so big D:

>>6279140
too big
:^(

>>6279147
Ill try tbqh.

Wish me luck i guess? First drink of girj

>>6279152
kayla you dont even believe this so dont insult our intelligence

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>>6279157
well it doesn't work that way creep

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>>6279157
>tfw noone to sissify me and make fun of my sissy clitty

>>6279141
why

How bad of an idea is it to go out to a bar by urself as a woman

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>>6279160
If my mom doesn't fuck it up I am a free tran by Wednesday. No more shackles, but no more free money either.

>>6279157
Hi not Kayla, I'm Not Kayla

Do you like frilly panties as much as I do?

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>>6279063

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>>6279152
You'll still be there in a month and the next month

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>mfw tired but can't sleep
wat do ?
>>6279166
>get hit on
>abuse bet fag for conversation
>enjoy free beers
>???
>profit

>>6279163
>tfw couldn't even find your sissy stick

>>6279159
remember that you can't have anal because you haven't cleaned yourself, and lube is important even if he's sure his animus say otherwise.

Tfw horny and want to masterbait but the thought of playing with the girl dick makes you wanna cry :(

>>6279142
Do you want to fight bro

>>6279169
I prefer satin deary

>>6279177
I dont mind sucking him off tbqh. Drank more fin, wish me luck plz

>>6279165
you sound like someone fun to have around.

>>6279179
k

>>6279042
I thought you had a dick >:(

>>6279050
>>6279053
>>6279059
>>6279060
>>6279069
>>6279073
>>6279078
>>6279083
>>6279087
>>6279092
>>6279096
>>6279099
>>6279103
>>6279116
>>6279117
C R I N G E
R
I
N
G
E

>>6279182
good luck
but please don't drink finasteride, it's not a good AA and I didn't even know it came in liquid form.

>>6279180
Satin feels so good against my freshly shaven girl clitty :D sometimes I can't help but cum when I feel that soft girly fabric touch my little girl wand yummyXxx!!!!

>>6279163
Elanna, I just caught myself binge eating. How do I prevent this?

>>6279171
well that's impossible because the lease is up June first and half my moms shit is in storage.

>>6279163
honest question, would you recommend your surgeon?

>>6279169
>>6279180
shut the fuck up you two

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>>6279187
Just imagining him saying all that makes me physically ill.

I wish I could just live at home with my parents
it'd be a lot more sensible
but my dad's fucking psycho and neither of them will let me transition in a million years
I haven't got anywhere safe in my life at all, everything's so fucking terrifying
and then I get shit on when I take drugs to cope, wtf else am I supposed to do when mental healthcare in this country is so slow and shitty

>>6279172
grow up and dye your hair a normal color

>>6279184
I wont let you tackle me onto the ground for you to discover that I have cute panties on. You wont then proceed to call me a sissy faggot while you slap my face. I swear I wont cum while you aren't doing this and you won't then put your cock inside of my ass

>>6279195
Wait for it. He's gonna post the anime girl walking away again!

>>6279198
no

>>6279196
besides being a MASSIVE JERK she passes and is done with transition now so shut the fuck up

>>6279195
Make me nerd

>>6279189
Ill be taking spiro and fina. Fukc my dock tbqh

>>6279196
doubt your target cares, but your a prick anyway. what's with these anons, these lost men, what can we do for them? yeesh.

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>reading through old notebooks
>find this

>>6279170
A little messy desu

>>6279192
Eat a steady diet, don't starve yourself or force feed yourself.

>>6279195
Yes, but that doesn't mean much because everyone who's post op thinks their surgeon is the best.

>>6279214
U fuckr

>>6279199
k

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>>6279205
He really doesn't pass and he's uglier than Ron.

>>6279212
Shut the fuck up.

>>6279217
Kiss miss cock

>>6279213
god damn it, I tossed a doodle during english class and it was an owl and the words "not a single fuck was given that day" feels good to know I am not the only one who doodles during class

Tfw ur freshly ex gf is right next to you texting a new guy and you're destroyed sitting silently next to her for 6 more hours

>>6279224
yikes
what happen

We are many

>>6279224
>6 more hours
why?

>>6279221
u the fuck up who needs to shut

>>6279224
Why are you still posting and why hasn't your dad taken care of you yet?

>>6279224
KEK

>>6279221
stop reverse fishing for compliments you dickless pollack

>>6279210
just update us when you suck his dick. afterwards is fine but live twitting would be cool.

>>6279232
Shut the fuck up, subhuman.

>>6279224
>being a transbian
Well you deserve it.

>>6279238
This.

>>6279218
U wouldn't put your strong Lithuanian hands around my waist and pound me with your big foreign cock, would you?

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>>6279223
Doodling in class is great

tfw no more long hair

>>6279242
>>6279241
>>6279239
>>6279238
>>6279233
>>6279222
Mfw I started a meme

>>6279227
I don't wanna say bc kaylas an ugly piece of shit and she'll never pass

>>6279245
Welcome to the club >>6279221

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i just got a look @ my lab results:
testosterone: 918 (ng/dL)
prolactin: 17.8 (ng/mL)

turns out my testosterone is too high. good thing i'm doing something about it while i'm still young

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>>6279213
Honestly given how much you talk about them I'm surprised to learn that you don't doodle dicks in your notebooks.

>>6279238
You served him good my man.

>>6279248
>I don't wanna say bc rawr's an ugly piece of shit and he'll never pass
ftfy

>>6279246
I have no face for some reason

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>have nightmare
>wake up in the middle of the night
>I'm a woman
>short and small
>hear noise downstairs
>someone is inside the house
>absolute terror, feeling fear I haven't felt ever so strong
>try to call police
>phone is dead
>person comes towards me
>it's my male self with a big butcher knife
>feel the sharpness of the blade go into my abdomen and wake up with a shock as I thought I was actually being stabbed

Jesus Christ. What the fucking fuck. I was lying awake terrified for 3 hours after that.

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>>6279244
>chemist doodles

>>6279248
LOL
Says the ugly horse-faced teenage boy.

I GO BED

>>6279262
The chemist joke is the bad part not the doodle.

Sup repressors?

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>>6279213
>don't starve yourself or force feed yourself.
easier said than done when you're afraid of getting bullied when you go downstairs...
>>6279244
lmao

uh, also, which do you think are better for hiding gt - panties or boyshorts?

OK bye I guess

>>6279249
oh jesus

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>>6279268

>>6279270
Hey Warren, how are you? No memes today?

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>Last thread people take off trips to say they're something because Red gets hated for being furry
>didn't realize I wasn't the only person who did it
>tfw not a fertile thick cowgirl who is milked and fucked by master

moo tho

>>6279278
This is amazing.

>>6279278
>my privilege, it's checking itself

Top kek

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>>6279281
Oh. I got plenty of memes, bro

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When will the mirror reflect who I truly am nyan~