/mtfg/ - Escape Edition

>>6272515
pretty :3

>>6272513
jk im too slow

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>>6272515
does death count?

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hi thread

>>6272515
who here will let me suck their penis

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>>6272530
im laughing my pain away

>>6272530
Only if you're trying to escape life.

>>6272533
Hi Korra~!

>>6272534
maddie

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>>6272541
I wish I could anon

>>6272535
>tfw that doesnt work anymore ;~;

>>6272533
hey <3

>>6272472
>everyone is fucked up
It's so true and it's so sad.

The people I envy the very least are the late 40-50 year old men. Too young to grandpa mode and too losery and still work and stressed. They're always incredibly overweight, slouching, balding and just look miserable as fuck...

God, food service has depressing customers. I get to watch people slowly kill themselves every day. I may not be a warlord but I am pushing sugar. It's one of the worst kind of ways to kill yourself too: not with a bullet or ODing but slowly with how they live their life. Every single bad mistake, every 44 oz Mountain Dew at 7 am, everytime they buy 4 slices of pizza to eat in the car on their way to work, only to go on lunch in 4 hours and do WAY worse than that...

D-Does anyone else feel like sometimes you're the only one around you aware of your own mortality?

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>>6272515
mainly just to live somewhere besides with my parents right now tbqh.

idk Pacific Northwest sounds nice

I feel like shit
why do I feel like shit?

>>6272231
okay :/

>>6272236
she doesn't actually make me dysphoric, idk why... if we met IRL I bet she would though.

>>6272290
faye... reeeeeeeeeee

>>6272398
yes thats correct, I am only trying to prank you... smfh

>>6272558
cause you look like shit

>>6272515

Anywhere but here :3

>>6272558

Good question, what has you down today?

>>6272515
Amazing picture, post more!

>>6272558
Ill make it better bb.

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>>6272541
hi anon ~

>>6272549
luv lots lil sis <3

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>>6272515
i want to go to heck

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i just told my stepdad that i found out we'll need an sms gateway (not free) to work on the project he's given me.
things are not looking good for his idea

>>6272563
thanks

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Boyfriend stay over with me over the summer after not seeing him for 4 months.

Two weeks until he gets here, how do I not freaking die of anticipation?

>>6272580
what hell

>>6272580
I don't have a dick. Why are you obsessed with me and red

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>>6272579
I wont allow this

>>6272591
you know someone named alan rickman?

>>6272591
this pizzaslut is a detransitioned FTM

>>6272589
your boyfriend can go fuck himself. I will treat you with respect and give you some penis.

nd you rub my back and give me your penis in my butt

>>6272589
are you pretty enough that he'll be able to fuck a corpse for four months? stay alive for him

>>6272591
If you are mtf then you have a dick, how fucking in denial are you?

>>6272549
You could but you shouldn't!

>>6272570
I'm not anon I'm am :3c how're you bb?

>>6272596
you know someone named alan rickman?

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>>6272581
you were asking what /ss/ is?

>>6272596
nevermind im stupid
i just googled it

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>>6272600
perhaps not anymore

>>6272591
Then why do you post your pics in mtf thread hm? Prove you are a cis female otherwise.

>>6272600
What

>>6272558
because you're not drawing

>>6272602
see
>>6272606

i literally never heard of that name before in my life

>>6272605
Because hips is a bored child and spiteful

>>6272591
Because they can. Bully Anons are top notch banter.
The fucking reactions you trannies have is brilliant.

>>6272570
hi desu

>>6272581
this project sounds pretty shady what does he want a mass sms program for?

>>6272551
i worked in a discount store, uk dollar store equivalent, for two years. saw some real depressing characters there. you see a lot of depressing lives play out in front of you.

>>6272618
people can joke with each other without actually disliking the other person, you seem to be undersocialized...

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yo, does it look like my body shape has ok potential? this pic was like 2 months-ish HRT

>>6272610
Proove you don't have a dick, take a picture in a bikini.

>>6272622
what?

>>6272620
Please green text some funny bulletpoints.

>>6272622
4chan is for people age 18 or older.

>>6272599
Damn. I didn't see it that way.
>>6272620
Me, I just have to go into 4chan to experience the cringiest humanity has to offer.

Okay. So I've technically begun estrogen now. I'm not sure how big of a victory this is though. The doctor prescribed me such a low dose (.025 g per day), that I don't expect any kind of result any time soon. On the other hand, this feels like a really big step and I've gone through so much to get here. Even if it's a low dose it's still progress right? And because I've done this that means I've passed the hardest part in the medical chain right? From here on out the doctor and I can only better our relationship and progress more. I don't know. Thoughts?

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>>6272605
o god

>>6272624
Pardon?

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>>6272622
how is middle school going?

>>6272621
This is 4chan. We can be nasty as we like.

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>>6272619
for his coworkers or something like that

>>6272628
maybe, maybe not. it's possible that he will deny you any chance of a normal dosis or maybe he'll warm up to you.

>>6272636
while still liking someone, just like you do among friends.

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Soooo is this pizzaslut person legit mentally challenged or is it a troll?

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>>6272615
oh but I am

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>escape edition
anywhere desu
somewhere away where i can just relax and not worry and enjoy myself

>>6272463
im not and i dont think i am

>>6272490
uhhhhhhhhhh
idk
i like. i dunno. :s

>>6272494
omg yaaasss time to douche

>>6272628
2,5 isn't that low, specially since you're starting, it really depends on your bodytype and weight.

>>6272640
i love u

>>6272640
I wanted to draw a pic of you for fun and banter but I couldn't make them look nice, I just can't draw people without it looking like an agressive caricature...

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can i acquire autismbucks for being trans

>>6272645
dat kiki
10/10

>>6272638
I don't like any of you. That's the point hon

>>6272645
i'm horrifically ugly and can still get dudes
you're the prettiest person here so you shouldn't have any problems.

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>>6272652
she was what i aspired to when i was a kid .____.;;

bretty lame desu i know

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>dis shit
oh sweet Olympian relief

>>6272645
Make sure you do a good job, my bf is p big~

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Do I qualify as a qt? Sorry for the blurry ass pic

>>6272646
Out of curiosity, what so standard doses for estrogen look like?
Btw, I'm about average height, 5'10 and a bit thin, 118 lbs.

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>>6272515
Olympia WA seems chill

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>tfw you've been drinking water all day but still feel dehydrated

halp pliz?

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>>6272625
I don't really have a girlmode rn, plz dont hate senpai

>>6272626
>>6272633
not even lol. Do I look like a fucking kid desu?

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>>6272648
>>6272649
<3

>>6272670
looks like i have a new crush

So which of you are into cis ladies?

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>>6272515
>You will never ride Kayla's Dirtbike
>mfw

>>6272666
2qt
>tfw not asian

>>6272666
You're absolutely adorable. Don;t worry about nothing.

>>6272660
Please don't rub it on your dick.

>>6272672
I WANT TO STICK MY BENIS IN U

>>6272681
Nah I rubbed it on my massive triceps

>>6272684
pls be in brisbane

>>6272657
not lame becasue
>same desu

>>6272667
I'm about the same weight as you but shorter and mine is 3 estrogen a day tho my endo wanted to lower it, it also depends on how are your estrogen levels, some people have it harder keeping up their estrogen levels so they need more, others less.

>>6272676
I wanna take care of you

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>>6272677
>tfw no white companion who wants to cuddle and help me lose my viriginity

>>6272680
Thanks:))

>>6272666
pretty cute tbqh

>>6272673
o-oh <3

>>6272688
>yes

THEN I WANT YOU TO STICK YOUR BENIS IN ME :^)

>>6272666
I think you're starting to girl! Congrats, you're becoming cuter.

>>6272696
pls don't be lying

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>>6272692
Daddy pls

>>6272695
Hey samantha!! How have you been??

>>6272701
so will the stick the feminine benis in me?

>>6272656
im def not the prettiest person here tho lmao!!
plus im taller and bigger than u which matters a lot honestly

>>6272664
o-oh im spooked now

>>6272709
w-why??

>>6272626
>a lot of US airforce bases nearby
>retired US airman with a greasy skullet, glasses and a New Yorker accent comes into the store every day to basically practice a standup routine
>fires off these cringeworthy jokes
>leaves
>comes in the next day

>the woman with the kids that skip school
>watch over the course of a year as they cause her more trouble
>she ends up being taken to court

>old people coming in for a chat every day
>they're really fucking lonely

>the old woman with a wiry beard who reeks of weeks of piss and just growls at people

>the old man with the mental problems
>he wears shorts and sandals in all weather
>speech impediment
>always food stained
>accident prone, set himself on fire one time
>he gets bronchitis and doesn't come into the store for two weeks
>i was genuinely worried he died

>some late 40s ex-trucker hon
>famous around town
>always buys cheap alcohol knockoff brand baileys or apple sours
>balding
>fur coat and purse
>looks dead inside all the time
>always gender her female, treat her kindly which cheers her up
>she collapses in store one time and gets taken to hospital
>she ended up dying of pancreatic cancer

>first time i got gendered female there, boymode at the time
>autistic 13 year old punches his mother in the face because he "wanted to talk to the pretty lady."

>the Somali immigrant girl in the headscarf with the stunning smile

>the Polish butch lesbian couple

>the Lithuanian man with the fake prison tattoos who got beat up by neo nazis in the store

>the old woman banned from the store for shoplifting catfood who threatened to attack people and threw things off shelves every time she was caught back in the store

i almost miss it desu. so many characters

>>6272674
Most pseudo-women like dudes, they are basically gay guys in dresses.

>>6272709
ufufu give height pls

>>6272711
idk im canceling sorry

>>6272714
i would LOVE to lol

>>6272702
Please come home. My ftm biker gang wanted to help you

>>6272713
i prefer the term sissy
thank you very much

>>6272721
oke 3:

>>6272722
Lol pls take care of me

Also I'm drunk af on wine and ready to be a slut somebody tempt me

>>6272690
Makes sense. My general doctor thought the dose was probably too low and told me to contact the endocrinologist after two weeks or so if everything was going well. In meantime there is a sense of relief that I won't be getting any more masculine. Although I've already been taking anti-androgens for a while now, so perhaps that sense is misguided.

It feels so good to talk about trans stuff with other trans people again! In my small town I've met maybe six trans people and they were all ftm and super stealth.

>>6272728
>ready to be a slut
>your freaking dad is in the thread
and you have the nerve to talk about others being shameless... baka

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>tfw you ruin your diet with chili cheese dogs

>>6272734
Fuck you dad

>>6272735
wienerschnitzel is pretty god tier

>>6272705
pls be in brisbane anon
pls

>>6272735
Sonic the hedgehog

>>6272728
ill be ur daddy desu

>>6272721
i meant what's your actual height silly

>>6272743
Something about their dogs and chili works so fucking well its insane. I think they steam them is why they are so fucking perfectly cooked and the buns are as soft as clouds.

>>6272744
one day one of these anons will be in brisbane to give u the fugging u deserve. one day.

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>>6272666
sick devil trips coffee-chan

>All this about daddys taking care of you
I want one too.

>>6272735
Gross, literally white trash tier.

Well. I can't sleep.

Guess I'm going to screw up on my first day...

Anyone want to tell stories for a bit?

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>>6272703
um, ok I guess. Still more of the same lol, just glad to be letting hrt do its thing rn.

permanent guymode sucks though and I'm really pretty paranoid about my parents finding my tits. Thankfully I have places to go if shit happens

>How are you btw?

>>6272752
thanks now im gonna go there today
i blame you for ruining my diet

>>6272735
>tfw woken up for lunch for a quarter pounder and 10pc chicken nugget
>tfw you eat both and go back to sleep
I feel you, Karebear.

>>6272735
this looks like bbq diarrhea on some kraft singles.

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>>6272735
Get on orange county's level

>>6272515
Japan. I wanna climbs all the shrines and go to an onsen and eat vending machine food and go to arcades n shit

>>6272735
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgYiGUr3WJk

>>6272747
Pls daddy fuck my bp

>>6272775
this

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>>6272735
>>6272745
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgYiGUr3WJk

>>6272760
Danish has pronunciation of a letter that is literally the sound you would make if you were choking on and sucking off a bag of dicks.

>>6272744
post femnine benis so i can see what i will be taking, I'll worship the shit out of it. nd u

>>6272778
cringe

>>6272771
meh, probably shit teir meat and too much cheese to compensate for shit chili.

>>6272759
>its kayla so it must be white trash meme
fuck off you racist white hater

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Hons, could my body ever pass?

I don't need to be hugboxed, give it to me as straight as you can.

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>>6272735
>>6272771

>/mtfg/ making me want to eat

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

time to eat I guess ;~;

>>6272778
>>6272786
>>6272745
great minds think alike :^)

>>6272787
... I.

Surprisingly I already knew this but thanks for reminding me.

>>6272793
>hot dog
>anything but shit meat and random filler

>>6272788
no

>>6272794
you have a nice body and yes

>>6272782
present it

>>6272794
I'd say so yeah

>>6272760
Hi Sirona~!

>>6272793
Someone's mad they live in a shit area

>>6272515
>Where do you want to go?
The place I want to go is ten years back

>>6272794
your hands and feet are not turbolarge, but most of passing is the face

>>6272802
so you want to meet up and we will do som fucking from there?

>>6272794
I would be more worried about the black abyss you seem to be living in

>>6272794
hey hon, i achieved that body in less than 8 months, don't worry though, guess you can't control your shitty genetics ^_________^

>>6272801
wienerschnitzel uses kosher meat moron so its good quality

>>6272817
please rub your sweety feet on me face

>>6272817
>coming from a 6'ft hulking beast

>>6272806
Hi Am.

I should be asleep but I'm panicking about my job...


>>6272808
Are you me from the past?

>>6272749
oh
like 5'10.5

>>6272805
Skype me

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>>6272591
Pathological liar. >>6244853

>>6272810
look m8 are you in brisbane or not?

cause if you are, bring some sticky and we'll join the 8 mile high club bby

>>6272801
>anything but shit meat and random filler
Hot dogs in the US are highly regulated by the USDA

>>6272823
Aw, what's causing the panic? 3:

>>6272823
Probably not...

>>6272807
No, I just don't feel like paying $10 bucks for a shitty knock off chili dog that claims to be better when in truth its shit thick casing and all fake cheese

>>6272830
Yeah so there's not stuff that isn't just shitty meat or one of the approved food fillers

Who else /indomnia/? Been trying to fall asleep since 12 and its 4am already...

>>6272828
who knows

will we rub the feminine penis together?

>>6272828
>tfw ywn smoke weed and fug flannel
>tfw ywn be in brisbane

>>6272825
i dont have ur skype beep

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??? Reply to this for a free (you )

>>6272712
>>some late 40s ex-trucker hon
>>famous around town
>>always buys cheap alcohol knockoff brand baileys or apple sours
>>balding
>>fur coat and purse
>>looks dead inside all the time
>>always gender her female, treat her kindly which cheers her up
>>she collapses in store one time and gets taken to hospital
>>she ended up dying of pancreatic cancer
me desu

one episode of madoka left

I don't want it to be over ;~;

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>>6272830
You are probably talking to a jelly euro snob who only eats white fish all day. Or like edgar who claims to eat burgers better than US burgers when we all know these are the best burgers on the fucking planet.

>>6272793
>>6272830
oh you poor naïve little grils

>>6272834
Probably me just being a nervous wreck. I'm really bad at not worrying about really small things.

>>6272836
(I was just joking. I went by Agony Uncle for a bit)

>>6272842
Hi~
I can't sleep either.
IT'S TIME FOR LATE NIGHT SHITPOSTING!

>>6272828
Flaaaanel?

If I was cuter and I could provide you with lodging in Ireland... would you date me?

>>6272849
GIMME (you)!

>>6272849
I LOVE black dick

>>6272849
Cashing in one free (you)coupon

>>6272771
where are those from?

>>6272837
That was from an actual resteraunt, meanwhile you eat some piece of garbage fast food "hot dog" that sits under a hot lamp all day and is ridden with fillers and msg. Fuck off back to Oklahoma or whatever Podunk state that only has low level fast food places to eat.

>>6272859
............................

>>6272849
you look particularly delicate in this photo fempai

>>6272849
Definitely not yuck

>>6272857
Ah I know the feeling, I get anxious about like everything. Don't worry though, I'm sure you'll do fine! :3c

>>6272862
Pacific coast hot dogs in Huntington Beach.

>>6272857
Idk if i should shitpost my way through the night and be conpletly miserable tomorrow, or force myself asleep and be only semi miserable tomorrow

>>6272843
m8 if you're in brisbane I'll do whatever

>>6272849
it makes me so irrationally angry when people who are like a billion times more attractive than me do this "guuh I'm so ugly" shit

>>6272857
YES

>>6272841
fair enough, though there are also limits on the amount of filler and they can't use meat from "advanced meat recovery" without proper labeling

>>6272856
I prefer to believe the companies abide by the regulations set by law

>>6272869
damn that's close

>>6272864
fucking food snob, why don't you eat a shotgun you filthy fucking piece of rich garbage

>>6272824
;-;
b
mine

>>6272867
I mean... Probably, but I'm just not able to control my adrenal response sometimes.


>>6272872
JOIN ME!

>>6272873
>YES
:p

Maybe some day, huh?

Honestly I love you girls idk wtf I'd do without you all

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>>6272865
That's all i wanted

>>6272877
Must suck to be poor, guess that's why you're not passing. :(

>>6272877
Kayla why are you so enraged over a hot dog?

>>6272877
dollface rubbing her face in money.jpg

>>6272877
Different euro food snob here.

You can actually make some really nice food with cheap ingredients if you invest the time
Want some recipes?

>>6272869
>Huntington Beach
ew scummington, should have guessed
you gotta drive a bit more south if you want class philistine

>>6272849

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>>6272873


maybe one day i will fuck a flannel

>>6272855
>edgar
its not cool to deadname
just because random trolls who are likely lilly and melly do it to you

>>6272849
That shirt is a fashion crime.

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>>6272892

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>>6272879
I join you but ill prob pass out cause out of stimulants to keep me up ;-;

>>6272887
I'm more upset over the faceless anon thinking he is better than me because he wastes more money on stuff he chews up and shits out. What an irrational thing to do, compare how much money spent on food to how better you are then everyone else. Its a typical dick man move.

>>6272849
basic bitch

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I have to actually agree with kayla, hotdogs are pretty good in all guises

>>6272879
Ah ye I getcha. Hopefully you'll feel better about it once you're there~

>>6272892
hey you're the homely bitch that lives in garden grove right?

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>>6272906
Have sleepy pics


>>6272909
Cool the jets Kayla. Do you want some tasty recipes?

>>6272910
>implying basic looks bad
not even close

>>6272855
Euro burgers are best burgers. Even pur mcdonalds would be considered a higher end restaurant in burgerland. Come to euro eat mcd and never eat an american burger in your life, if you eat our high end burgers youre likely to die if an orgasm

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>>6272887

>>6272892
>making up a nick name for a city that no one in Orange County uses
You must not be from California I take it? Where do you live?

>>6272918
No, what the fuck? I live in a 7 room house in the hills moron.

>>6272909
you are so retarded, lol

>>6272920
>being a retard
no one said she looks bad at all

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>>6272878
ill think about it anon

>>6272849
qt
please (you) me

>>6272928
Ah so you live in Whittier.

>>6272931
>not knowing what basic looks like

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>>6272928

Someone ask Kayla if she has me filtered?

>>6272938
just stop now while you're behind

>>6272935
I live in Rancho Cucamonga

>>6272935
tard lives out in the boonies far inland

>>6272938
>>6272931

>Not knowing who Basic is

Do try to keep up?

>>6272939
she wants your feminine benis.

>>6272944
why are you so mad? it was an evident joke.

>>6272837
>>6272855
>>6272877
>>6272892
>>6272909
>>6272928
This is either a 14 year old or a troll.

>>6272952
hello new anon

>>6272952
welcome to /mtfg/, we have good days and we have bad days. you get used to it with time.

>>6272950
lol not mad at all thought you were mad desu

>>6272949
...
Somehow, I doubt it.

>>6272952
Nope... Kayla's pretty famous.

>>6272952
it's a 14 year old troll that lives on a steady diet of jealousy and sodium nitrite (^:

>>6272947
Ewww the IE, I see why they're so assravaged, anyone could get a 7 bedroom house out there for pennies and dirt LOL. Probably a bro-hoe too.

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hi thread !

how is everyone? im freezing

>>6272952
I was going to write a paragraph about this but i said fuck it.

i dont know

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>>6272958
n-no, y-you

>>6272939
you're not filtered but who are you?

>>6272959
please kill yourself, you have nothing of value to contribute and should just stop posting

>>6272932
state yer preferences

>>6272944
do you even girlmode?
pass?
I do

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>>6272969
y-you too

>>6272959
you two are meant to be lovers to be hun

why not ask her out

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>>6272909
expensive food and cheap food can be just as good as each other, depending on mood, atmosphere in restaurants vs comforts at home, quality vs quantity etc

considering a lot of wanky restaurants are food revival hipsters and a lot of cheap/poor people food/old fashioned recipes are very fashionable right now (pigs cheek, black pudding, offal), honestly theres no shame in eating poorer. a food truck seller often puts just as much, if not more effort into making food than a high end restaurant, and what you're getting is more honest food. a lot of people overstate being able to taste the quality between foods but its just snobbery. honestly i think the best food is things you make at home in your own kitchen with love.

so calm down kayla, food is kind of a big deal, but its not worth getting angry at people over. just like people who brag over how they can taste how many days a steak has been aged. its bullshit, but being angry doesn't solve anything.

>>6272962
Dude shut the fuck up, its cringe worthy. Go back to watch threads on /fa/ you fucking kike.

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HEEEELP, how do I make it so sex feels great, my bf is pretty big so it ends up feeling uncomfortable or even hurting ;_;

>>6272964
Im angry, I can't get any attention so Im going to take it out on you. Why should hons get attention that rightfully belongs to the beautiful? If you're unattractive, you should live in eternal servitude to your attractive superiors.

>>6272960
>sodium nitrite
food presevative?

Did you perhaps mean NaCl, Sodium Chloride, or table salt?

>>6272970
I'm in and out. Try to pay attention during the Euro hours and you'll find I'm pretty active. We've actually chatted a few times.

>>6272971
Hi... You seem to think I care.

>>6272977
... Because I'm in Ireland?

>>6272978
AHAHAHAH lol

I'd chase you.

>>6272981
But smaller things in until you're loosey goosey enough for him.

Or just take it like a (wo)man

>>6272962
Ya rancho c is land of the foreclosures and white trash, yorba Linda is the farthest you go with shit getting ghetto.

>>6272981
I have this issue where when he starts going at speed I start to get this almost burnign tingly feeling and the urge to potty. Any advice would be appreciated.

>>6272964
did you find a bf yet

>>6272985
fuck that go long distance relationship you two have a good mix.

>>6272981
use lube
go slow
foreplay beforehand
maybe some tongue down there to ease you up?
just relax

i have sex with my mtf gf just fine, you guys are just not getting into the hang of it

>>6272978
But why does the person flaunting their money around never get called out and only I do? Jesus I mentioned a snack and everyone shit down my throat but when edie or faye posts dinner everyone sucks their cock.

>>6272989
*without

>>6272985
Whatever helps you sleep at night, hon

>>6272987
i'd chase you. into a back alley. and then beat you with a bottle with my bros. you skanger cunt

>>6272999
they're literally flaunting being a narrow minded pointless snob. if having a load of money to spend on food made people happy, why do fat people cry a lot and go on diets

>>6272971
i actually like sirona
maybe not at first but deifintely a lot more now

>>6272999
Can I nominate you for the new queen of /mtfg/? I think you've earned it, anyone who disagrees is a bitter hon.

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>>6272976
a-a little bit, because it's y-you

>>6272989
I live in villa park and I never go past Placentia. I don't wanna have to start carrying a taser.

>>6272995
I'm not exactly mentally stable enough for any relationship right now, let alone a long distance one.

Would it hurt you to use capitals? It would really help with reading what you're saying...


>>6273001
I see that during American hours, the bully anons are far more prevalent, but also far less effective.

>>6273004
Thanks!

I can take getting used to, I admit! but I'm glad you like me!

>>6273004
he*
early transitioners belong in femgen or gaygen

>>6273011
...

What?

How is this relevant to me?

>>6273011
we've come full circle

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>>6273006
w-why not both of us
d-desu?

>>6273010
that has literally nothing to do with the thread and is just disguised egotistical shit, get off your high horse and get the fuck out of /mtfg/, we dont need your attitude shitting it up

>>6273003
>they're literally flaunting being a narrow minded pointless snob
well thank you for being the only other person to acknowledge how its a dick move to flaunt wealth

>>6273020
You might want to go to the doctor. You seem to have a ten-foot pole lodged firmly in your ass.

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>>6273017
we can be mad together, i-if you're were okay with being something with me...

>>6273023
That sounds hot~

>>6273023
Ill go the doctor if you fuck off and stop posting, you've yet to contribute to the thread

>>6273021
Don't you have some expression like eating food in front of starving children in the US?

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>>6272890
>>6272919
Share your recipes with us, senpai.

>>6273010
You Got It Familia I Think You Would Really Like A Tranny Penis In You.

>>6273021
Hey so what do you say, dont you wanna be the queen of /mtfg/?

>>6273027
Just came back to the thread and your post was the first one I saw

I really like you am

>>6272816

Not to worry, it's been my home for a very long time :^).

>>6273028
you're not contributing a lot either, if anything you're shitting up the place. just block.

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>>6273024
o-only if it's y-you
then i don't mind

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>>6272857
>>6272859
>>6272861
>>6272866
>>6272867
>>6272873
>>6272897
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>>6272934
I hope I didn't miss anyone but I'm so drunk rn lol. Hold me to it if I forgot you

>>6273036
lets not even go there

I am vehemently anti monarchy

>>6273046
You didn't forget me but can I still hold you~?

>>6273046
How people can be drunk and form literate sentences and thoughts is beyond me

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>tfw I will never show up to my high school 10 year reunion looking like a completely passable girl and have guys I used to know want to fuck me

>>6273024
This entire conversation is adorable.

I may have daaaw'd at some point.

>>6273027
... Well, if you think so. I'd prefer something a bit smaller.

>>6273028
Ah... no. I think not. I contribute plenty during Euro hours.

>>6273035
I regret mentioning it...

>>6273031
Here!

http://www.mccormick.com/Recipes/Main-Dishes/Honey-Pineapple-Chicken-Stir-Fry

http://www.food.com/recipe/creamy-cajun-chicken-pasta-39087

You should be able to get the ingredients for these for less than 10 dollars, and they'll feed 4.

>>6273046
Thanks beepsly!

>>6273053
Irish ancestry.

>>6273054
will never happen to hons like us.

>>6273054
I was looking forward to doing that but the 10 year never happened due to poor organizing :(

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>everyone itt
https://youtu.be/isrF__5gdII

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>>6273021
its literally not a big deal to flaunt wealth, but deliberately flaunting stuff for the only reason 'its better because it cost more' is stupid. a lot of services tailored for more upmarket customers is in no way better. rich people are mugs and people see them coming. want to sell a lower quality product to a higher disposable income group at an increased price? sell it as 'rustic'. more money = more quality isn't a guarantee.

its not worth getting bitter about people who flash the cash, because half the people who flaunt it are getting ripped off.

>>6273054
will never turn up to my high school reunion because everyone thinks i'm dead

>>6273054
do high school reunions even happen? i thought this was a meme used for material in movies and tv shows?

>>6273056
Yeah 10ft is probably a bit much desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov-ocQpQtrw

>>6273056
You Can Have My Penis Fem Or Masc However You Like It

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>>6273054
>tfw don't even have to worry about this because I was home schooled for all of high school

>>6273063
>rich people are mugs and people see them coming.
According to Palahniuck, and the lovely fans he has, people actually do the "cumming in the soup" trick in high end restaurants.

>>6273054
i never asked for these feels

>>6273066
I think anything measured in feet is a but much.

>>6273068
Sorry, I'm not a paedophile.

>>6273054
I would love to go to mine ironically. all boy's catholic high school. would be hilarious but I'd probably get murdered

>>6273071
Must be nice having autism to get out of school, how do you cope with your inability to behave correctly in social situations, or like in this thread?

>>6273064
I'd like to think that really petty and pathetic people do them

>tfw can't afford to see your gf every day
>tfw just want to cuddle

>>6273075
Mm. Meters would me much more appropriate~

>>6273071
So that's why you don't know when you are acting inappropriately...

>>6273076
>ywn pretend that you're a perfect date you stood up in the high school reunion and let people use you to cheat on yourself.
I'm sure that there have to be a dozen doujinshis about this at the very least.

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>>6272999
Hey guys im making a spicey aribatta linguine with garlic bread and crab cakes right now! It's going to be amazing!

Sup repressors

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>>6273090
penis inside Faye?

>>6273092
i know you are but what am i?

>>6273090
>It's going to be amazing!
>if I add more fancy words it makes me better then kayla!

>>6273090
how can someone motivate themselves to cook stuff like that just for themselves? because whenever I want to show off I lack any practice doing a cool dish, but I'm not gonna spend more than 20 minutes making food for myself.

>>6273090
SEND

ME

THAT

RECIPE!

Or not. It seems a little complex for what I usually make.

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>>6273093

>>6273089
honestly I'd love to go as the "girlfriend" of an old friend of mine but I don't think I pass well enough. and even if I do I don't look different enough as to be unrecognizable

>>6273073
its more like where i live, its rural, its pretty. a lot of Londoners bought up all the houses to have weekend homes looking out onto the grey ocean, pricing locals out of the market. Locals set up 'art' shops selling tat and shite, bits of driftwood and literal garbage, and the rich cunts lap it up.

>>6273090
c-can I have some...
I'm about to prepare a piece of baked salmon and some veges stirred through with some pesto

>>6273092
6/10 b/c no clever image

>>6273099
A garbage man :^)

>>6273090
OMG you masterchef can i have some?

>>6273102
You. Time out.

That was uncalled for and you know it.

>>6273105
>Or not. It seems a little complex for what I usually make.
this is the effect she wanted, don't feed her ego

>>6273107
>I don't look different enough as to be unrecognizable
no one does, but porn manga loves to makeyou think you could.

>>6273102
See >>6273077
>>6273087

i want to be Kaylas mommy and call her a good girl

>>6273114
#rekt