/mtfg/ - 2SPOOKY Edition

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I feel like I'm not getting better at drawing, just faster and more abstract
half these lines don't even go anywhere wtf

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>>6271417
idk I am one of those unpassible hons.

no one wants to be my boyfriend or girlfriend.

I am going to get a better job soon and most likely move out of my parents place so that might help, but yeah I am ugly as a sin and no one will date me. At this point I am basically a video game character.

>box boobiues
>oblivion character face
>own a meme car
>own meme guns
>quid is too buzy to drop acid with me

;_:

I'm dat boi

>>6271433
>horror game
Resident Evil 2

The Lickers are terrifying. I've loved that game since my bother let me play it at... What was I... 6?
>film
Eh...

Does Silence of the Lambs count?

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>tfw ur gettin ripped

>>6271455
o shit waddup!

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> tfw you'll never get to attend high school as a girl

>>6271445
Just keep practicing. Also visit /ic/, they are very informative.

>>6271455
o shit waddup!

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>>6271443
>tfw no ruffles anon

>>6271461
>tfw you did but it was online

Silent hill
Stephen King's IT count? or candyman?

>>6271461
Posting here is a reasonable approximation

>>6271458
>Tfw living in a camper but went on a date with a cute boy

can we still talk about cyperpunk lit in this thread?
I gotta say something about Neuromancer.
I was gonna go to take a nap but y'all got me heated with dissing Snow Crash
"too 80's"
You gotta read it from a transhistorical perspective. Even though it might seem (barely) dated, the cultural anxieties of corpartions becoming autonomous nation states, the internet, and the individual in the time of simulacrum is ALL TOO real.

>>6271455
o shit waddup!

>>6271448
s-sorry ;-;

sometime in the next year or so probably if you still want to do it whenever it is

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>>6271458
could you lift me?

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>>6271433
The Thing.

>>6271475
I donno 'bout Elanna, but I probably could... how much do you weigh?

>>6271476
>>6271467

god tier

>>6271476
who are you
I wanna cuddle you for such SUPERB taste.

>>6271433
Silent Hill 2 is the best horror gave around but i actually also result enjoyed amnesia.
As for movies, my favorites are Eraserhead, The Shining, Alien, Rosemary's Baby and...Rubber.
If you wanna talk about less experimental horror...mmm, most of it is bad but i enjoyed a couple Nightmare on Elm Street films, my favorite being the second. Oh, and i like three different chainsaw massacre flms- the first two and (OBVIOUSLY) the next generation.

>>6271474
Tripping balls off estrogen yet quid?

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>>6271478
52 kg

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>>6271475
Not yet, but I have a goal to meet now: bench press sophie

>>6271471
Nice, is there chemistry?

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>>6271433
I'm too much of a wuss for horror
>>6271461
>tfw you went to prom in a suit
>>6271472
Don't see why not
I've heard good things about Neuromancer, would you recommend it?

I'm gonna grab some Horlicks and lie in bed in that weird zone between being pretty much asleep and too stoned to sleep

just existing and not thinking is my favourite pasttime

>>6271436
sounds cool, will check it out
I'm currentyl researching for my first screenplay 'cause I had a fairly commercial idea I might be able to sell if I'm extraordinarily lucky, worth a shot
gonna take while though 'cause it's set primarily in the early 1700s, lots of research needed
it's a reflection on the conflict between religious faith, nihilism and transhumanism... think 12 Monkeys meets A Field In England meets Reservoir Dogs

>>6271472
there's ALWAYS time for cyberpunk ITT Red, we estrogen-drinkers are the first wave of biohackers

>>6271485
slasher film babby pls go
i liked rosemarys baby

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>>6271433
Videodrome

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>>6271433
exorcist

Tbh why do modern horror movies suck so much? Aside from the few like annabelle pr the conjuring, any new horror movies are shit. I watched "the witch" recently and just laughed at most of it. Beyond bad desu.

>>6271479
You might like this if you haven't already seen it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg

>>6271433
Creature from the black lagoon

>>6271490
I could lift you in one arm... You are really light.
I wouldn't be able to do it for long mind you. But I've carried heavier than that on my back across 31km of mountainous terrain.

>ywn give Phien-chan a piggyback ride because her legs are tired.

Damn. :(

>>6271465
sorry anon, but i'm glad you appreciate my shitposting

>>6271450
Have a sad cum chaser ;3

>>6271489
Not yet, hopeful though!

>>6271494
Yeah. I think so. He's a really nice.
>tfw it's an oxy night

>>6271458
Hi
>>6271461
>> tfw you'll never get to attend high school as a girl
Why do you think i read manga
>>6271476
Oh fuuuuck i forgot the thingggg. And the fly of course. Does naked lunch count as horror? Based carpenter/cronenberg.
>>6271497
Lol i dont even like slasher films.

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>>6271475
where do you get all this nazi loli from?

I am pretty sure if the merkle authority catch you with all of them on your hard drive they are going to a concentration camp where you will learn the wonders of islam.

also did you see the kebab ship that turned over? nigga they are even painting it as some humanitarian tragedy over here. I bet they are going to ship them to Sweden and give them a hot blond wife and a Swedish boi to cuck or butt fuck.

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>>6271461
>pinnacle of trap

>tfw no trap school for becoming too trap

>>6271433
idk probably something like Kill List, I like horror films that do a twist on a different genre w/o it being gimmicky.

>>6271476
yeah that's a good one for sure

>>6271507
are you really in good shape?

>>6271495
Neuromancer has SO much to say bout the underlying fear that man has against the uprise of the machine. It has SO much to say about how relationships and contacts are formed within our hyperlinked world.

>>6271499
hi Mark Kermode

>>6271433
horror umm i try and say away from it i scare early but if i had to pick id say chaos

fav game idk overwatch was fun but i tend to get attached to city builders like cities: skyline

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>>6271472
>too 80's
no such thing as too 80's desu

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Cabin in the woods.

>>6271521
I'd say so, why?

>>6271528
watch Turbokid plz

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>>6271502
Probably too much of a focus on the gory aspect which gets boring fast.
Anyway another classic is Cronos by Guillermo Del Taco.

>>6271525
enjoy your cultural enrichment

>>6271528
zomg marry mee

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what'cha doin mtfg?

>>6271525
What

>>6271525
p-pls

;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;

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>>6271528

>liking the '80s

>>6271529
same tbhh
was hoping someone would say this

I have 30 pills left, should I take more now? or save it for tomorrow

>>6271522
Thanks for the recommendation
I do too little reading, partially on account of laziness, but partially because I never have a sense for what I'd actually want to read
>>6271525
As someone who actually doesn't know... why?

>>6271538
i love you.

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>>6271538
being a hipster but only ironically

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>>6271532
I used to think Fury Road was cool, then I saw Turbokid and it was superior in like every way.

>>6271541
reported for underage

>>6271538
watching madoka magica, it's getting so intensely awesome

and it's gonna be over in a couple episodes and i will be sad :(

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>>6271538
>w10

not running arch linux with i3 installed
>>6271544
crush some up and snort it up your nose or free base it.

do it now faggot.

d rug s
r
ufs

>>6271498
OMFG!!!! you've seen videodrome I though no one knew about that!!!! have you seen looker yet?

>didn't pay attention
>on top of an aquifer
fug. at least I got food production.

>>6271546
I love you too

>>6271550
>I used to think Fury Road was cool, then I saw Turbokid and it was superior in like every way.
How can someone be so wrong.

>>6271535
;__;
>>6271539
im going to egypt in 29 days ;__;
>>6271545
we planned a holiday there without researching and now cant cancel

>>6271538
Procrastinating on planning for Anime North, mostly
You have pretty good taste
>tfw too pleb to into dorf fortress

>>6271538
Is that Generations you're watching?

>>6271555
YES
you told me weed would be good, and it was
although I think I kind of made an ass of myself in the discord desu

>>6271538
>dorffort
top tier autism

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>>6271543
Sadly I get the feeling that /mtfg/ lacks good taste, see
>>6271559

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>>6271494
that would be great :3


>>6271506
ano strong :3
I kinda wanna go down to 44kg but I am not allowed to :<

>>6271511
I dont know, I just looked around for them on the interwebs, Ive like 220 nazianime girls now

and yes, they arent even giving poseidon a chance :<

>>6271562
it's nemesis. I'm doing a star trek marathon (since I haven't watched it before) and I picked the frirst movie without a number after it on netflix.

>>6271556
I have not
>>6271559
yeah that's kinda out there because I would say that Fury Road is better than Turbokid
>>6271557
you're my sugarplum
and I want to count down again for you.

>>6271538
I cannot dorffort. This brings me great shame.

IT'S THE DAMN UI!

I just keep placing commands wrong.

>>6271567
Well, It's for your own safety.

>>6271568
you literally chose the worst of all star treks, I am so sorry

>>6271563
well done,"

im glad, how did it feel? i find thinking back to it feels really good too

dw fuck the discord if it made you feel good it doesn msatter

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>>6271532
watch it with me desu
>>6271550
(you) too<3
>>6271536
at least take me to dinner first, anon
>>6271542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LvTpjK-MEY
>not liking the 80s

>>6271570
its not nice to ignore people

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>>6271553
you're such a beautiful nerd
here's a stallman

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>>6271566
You wouldn't know what good taste is if it came up and hit you on the head.

>>6271538
> tfw used to really enjoy Dwarf Fortress but can't handle keeping track of all the shit going on at once anymore and just end up feeling overwhelmed by it all, all the stats all the menus all the industries all the micromanagement of each dwarf's daily life and personalities and likes and dislikes and
I wish I could figure out how to enjoy the game again.

>>6271577

alright, this is okay

>>6271560
Why

>>6271578
who am I ignoring?
Do you have a question?

>>6271472
>Dissing Snow Crash
Who, What, Where, and Fuck that

>>6271577

>vocals start
nvm

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>>6271580
here is John Sculley and Steve Jobs

Both preeeety great tech CEOs

>>6271575
oh well, I'm watching every star trek movie netflix has.

>>6271583
this is the first time I'm playing it in months for real.

>>6271570
already jerked off today senpai

>>6271589
hi plant!

>>6271588
its too late, you already fucked up. maybe next time youll learn, or ill haze you to suicide. either will make me happy.

>>6271568
Nemesis was good, enjoyed First Contact too.
Lots of EFFECTS. Something I wish i had seen in cinema

>>6271472

I read Snow Crash... probably less then a year ago and thought it was still pretty relevant and real

>>6271570
I agree

Fury Roads speed- rather than cut-based editing and centre-framed cinematography is what makes it truly great

it's a new way of keeping action coherent despite the trend of shots getting shorter and shorter and more and more cuts in the last few decades, w/o making every action movie Hong Kong style (aka wide angle, long takes)

John Seale is a great DP

>>6271593
They have em all, as well as all the shows. Star Trek on Netflix ruined my life.

>>6271589
>Snow Crash
It is a silly forgettable novel.

>>6271570
its amazing got the whole 80's vibe weirdness going on

"Plastic surgeon Larry Roberts performs a series of minor alterations on a group of models who are seeking perfection. The operations are a resounding success. But when someone starts killing his beautiful patients, Dr. Roberts becomes suspicious and starts investigating. What he uncovers are the mysterious - and perhaps murderous - activities of a high-tech computer company called Digital Matrix."

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>>6271592
I will not let my autism about scully out I will not let my autism about scully out

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>>6271553
Haha this is the worst idea but ok

I'll freebase it later I'm at work desu

>tfw trying to figure out how to get around an aquifer without looking at the wiki
I don't know how to do a safe cave-in and pumps won't do me any good.

>>6271609

what are these pills of?

>>6271612
what do you think, theyre blue

>>6271575
MUH LENS FLARE


SERIOUSLY FUCK THE REBOOT

>>6271609

post blue powered nostril

>>6271609
You... are going to die.

Well. It was nice knowing you.

Do get to hospital if you suffer ill effects from this...

>>6271576
well I had a cough to start with, like laryngitis or something
then I sort of didn't want to have tobacco and my sister told me that she wasn't gonna roll a joint of just weed for me so I used her pipe
my dad told me that was a shit idea because it would be really hot on my throat, and he was right
they also told me that it wouldn't do anything on my first time so I tried to prove them wrong by inhaling literally as much as I physically could, until it felt like someone had poured lava into my lungs
after that my throat felt like it was on fire, so I went back up to the house (we were outside at this point) to get a glass of water. When I was in the kitchen, I opened the drawer where the glasses are, and I reached in and got out... a bowl
so yeah it was pretty interesting

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>>6271603
Most of 165,000 people highly disagree

>>6271607
You don't like him? :O

I mean, say what you want about the Newton etc. but he did pretty much save apple.

>>6271617

They are? I'm colourblind

>>6271550
>then I saw Turbokid
I'll add this to my list.

https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/4l4wcb/science_ama_series_im_dr_kate_greenberg_of_the/

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>>6271567
Alternately I could try and do curls with you, I need to up my manly factor if I'm ever going to impress you.

>>6271510
Greetz how's it going?

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>>6271617
>mfw quid's snorting estrogen

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>>6271577
Ty birdie, <3.

>>6271581
Yeah well that's just like, your opinion, man.

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>>6271623
>save Apple

No, my mom was a vp under him, he destroyed Apple, he had no clue how to run a tech company, and is the reason you're typing on a pc most of the time

>>6271612
estrogen, i already took 15 mg :3

it's overdoing it to celebrate being back on hrt time, it's my monthiversary or 1 year 1 month versary if we're counting it cumulative :D

>>6271618
in a sec

>>6271619
is ok bb

>>6271609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z49bfaXGX78

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>>6271634
impress me bby <3


>>6271574
but thats boring
*pouts*

>>6271642
Eventually, but the main other option was Jobs, no?

>>6271646
wait, you're literally snorting estrogen?

keep us posted on how you feel

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>>6271618
More tolerable than that stupid dune buggy chase in Nemesis desu.
The reboots are alright movies, just not good Star Trek movies
meanwhile, the TNG movies, along with Search for Spock and 5, are just terribly written and suck

>>6271646

Oh. ...okay

>>6271603
Don't make me start
you are going to receive an essay from me
>predicts avatar based social media
>silly
>>6271621
read it Faye
>>6271596
I like being hazed.
>>6271598
exactly

>>6271641
I really tried to like but it was just all over the place. Absurdity, some sort of social critique, a bit of sci-fi (and nothing that others haven't done better) and some sort of early NLP. Really nothing to write home about.

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>>6271567
>ano strong

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>>6271652
*flex*
F-feel my bicep

>>6271623
>Saved apple
More like damn near ran it into the ground.
If Apple hadn't gotten Jobs back it wouldn't exist today.

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>>6271662
that's good, because im gonna make you suffer mr.tyler

>>6271672
Yes, after the mess around the 90's - which had also sunk Atari, Commodore etc.- but prior to that the company would have sunk if Jobs had managed to oust Scully.

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>>6271653
They could have picked an actual ceo that wasn't from a soft drink company, he was there because jobs liked him, and then everyone else liked him more.

Having a good personality and just being there is like not even a good qualifier to be someone's girlfriend, let alone a CEO of a tech company.

>>6271674
b-b-but he has such big lips...and mine are apparently too anon, really tiny!

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>>6271667
It might look dumb, but it feels pretty great

>>6271672
o-okay,
lemme me touch

>>6271672
thus is true but if you worked in the store shit really went to hell when jobs passed and now there pumping out blah mucho sadnes

>>6271531

>>6271662
I have read it

It was amazing when it came out, but then everyone started doing it

>>6271652
>but thats boring
Safety usually is.

Well, goodnight everyone!

I need to go to sleep now or I won't be able to do my job properly tomorrow.

Gotta earn HRT.

>>6271681
They could have picked a better CEO, but then who? Put Woz or Jobs in charge?

>>6271611
If you're lucky you can find a vein of gems or other hard rocks that you can dig down through. Also if it freezes during the winter you can dig through ice. Beyond that, your choices are experiment with cave-ins or do some crazy pump shenanigans, I think.

>>6271433
silent hill 2!!!!!
and resident evil + resident evil 4

>>6271461
>tfw started transition in high school so kind of did?

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>>6271663
I really liked the blood.

For all the people dying in Fury Road it has a shocking lack of gore, I figured that since we're all bags of blood that when we got shot or ran over we'd spray blood and bleed all over, I figured that if you ran some one over in a semi thered be a big red mess where the car just was- guess not though.

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>>6271618
here you go

Theres not much residue left though, I had the dollar kind of far in and the e l was light as air

>>6271648
these are blue lines though desu :3

>>6271654
I'm always serious!

will do! ^^

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>>6271683
>but it feels pretty great
Don't lie on the Internet, Miss Perpetually Tired and Weak.

>>6271631
Doesn't take questions anymore... I'd have wanted to ask some.

>>6271682
i guess you're right, steven tyler passes far better than you do, still, i think you look pretty similar, you could dress up as him for halloween and end up dealing with paparazzi

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>>6271461
>>6271697
>hs
is this what early transition looks like?

>>6271696
I'm attempted a cave-in
one of my dorfs is probably going to die and I'll pick a new location without one.

>>6271667
I'm not even sure what I'm looking at here anatomically. Does her butthole have a butthole?

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>>6271699
I was talking about Snow Crash.
As for the lack of gore in Fury Road, totally no excuses.

Yo, what up?
Busy day today

Broke up with my BF
Cut my hair
Got rid of all my girl clothes and hrt
Got the papers for my name change

Looking to move back to jersey over the summer


What up with you?

>>6271712
dem thumbs doe

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>>6271703
but those arent bad feels senpai.
I mean, I know you dont approve, but I like this.

>>6271713
post proof

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>tfw you give agonizing bonners.

jeez does it ever tickle tho

>>6271710
Her asshole and vagina combined into one gigantic cleft. You should see the front of her.

>>6271712
>mantier makeup
>greasy dark hair
>hair parted like an emo boy and styled to match
>straight manhands faggots never had a manicure
only here would people think this hon passes

>>6271713
Are you ftm or detransitioning?

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>>6271695
This isn't how CEOs are picked by grow ups, you pick someone that matches your culture, with experience, a track record

Again just because they chose scully, and jobs wanted to be ceo, doesn't mean that there wasn't a globe filled of applicants to chose from, and it doesn't point out that scully is very bad at tech

I checked what he's doing now, start up android phone manufacturer, 2 years, only has renders, and it's supposed to be targeting developing nations, but it's specs are insanity high and unaffordable . ITS BASICALLY EVERYTHING HE DID AT APPLE.

>>6271713
how long were you transitioning?

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>>6271713
>What up with you?
want to draw stuff but can't think of anything to draw

>Cut my hair
>Got rid of all my girl clothes and hrt
>Got the papers for my name change
wait what the fuck

proofs

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>>6271701
you are basically the estrogen version of this comic.


whelp I have to go work out and make dinner so my dad doesn't yell at me asking me where is my dinner bitch.

>>6271719
i was talking to you, havent you gotten yourself into enough shit for ignoring people you manfaced giant?

>tfw wear leggings and look in the mirror.

Dang. I got an ass.

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>>6271728
draw a bird lying on it's back surrounded by empty cans of diet coke

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god damnit you nigga

this is what I get for not prioritizing

>>6271726
Again, what experienced tech CEOs were there that would leave a company for Apple? And how many were trusted by Wall Street?

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Typing on a phone with autocorrect is rly hard :/

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>>6271728
draw a cute platypus

>>6271729
lmaoooo

>>6271733
Birdy! I am super saiyan estrogirl now, we fight to the death at 8 pm sharp!

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>>6271731
That's what leggings are for.

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>>6271711
It was because of ratings or some other gay shit, we can show people getting murdered, shot, imply rape, and have pregnant women get ran over- but dont you dare show any blood.

Im gonna go play total war with my boyfriend, peace out /mtfg/

>>6271733
>diet coke

>aquifer pierced
>both miners ded

welp.

>>6271739
I love your cute platypus pictures they are my favorite animal <3

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>>6271683
O-ok, is it manly?

>>6271688
Apple definitely isn't the company it once was ;~;

>>6271620
You need to try vaping. Far, far less tough on the throat. I barely even cough. Smoking it makes me feel like I'm puking pure acid.

>>6271682
>>6271674
Steven Tyler came out as non-binary like 8-10 years ago

>>6271708
not for me LMAO
i didnt start thaaaaat early

>>6271712
hey! thats me

>>6271723
ahhahhaha

>>6271713
prove dis is true

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>>6271717

>>6271736
>pls design a scenario that requires intimate knowledge of every CEO in the worlds suitability, and cross reference it with Wall Street favorability, with archived information from the 80s
I mean this isn't my job

>>6271754
Damn it anon, I don't have time to fap right now

>>6271712
>tfw ufufu will newver suck your dick.

>>6271759
trip on valq

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>>6271733
rip brid

>>6271756
I guess when your nails look that shitty all you can do is laugh, right bro?

>>6271723
>>6271730
Well someone's PMSing today.

>>6271744
I need to have a gap like that. I need it more than oxygen.

>>6271758
You are missing the point. Sculley was chosen because he was a good CEO, not because he was a good product tsar.

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>>6271751
ty <3

>>6271754
nice

>>6271754
are you sure he's okay with that being posted
anon you'd better not be reposting peoples' lewds to be an asshole, that's a dick move

>>6271771
lol

>>6271754
and now I get to know what it would look like if a dude came on aerosmiths face

how the fuck do you let this leak or is steven such a depraved faggot hes proud of this?

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>>6271741
I don't want to beat up a qt little girl though b0ss
>>6271748
I can't help it, I've been addicted to the shit since I was a kid ;~;
>>6271765
saved

>>6271761
sure i will idc

>>6271754
WOW that is a VERY lewd image anon PLEASE

>>6271766
i guess so bro v(＾＿＾v)>>6271766

>>6271753
>Apple definitely isn't the company it once was ;~;
wont lie tho i love how i can get just about anything in rose gold lol

>>6271757
LMAO!!!

>>6271778
well, I'm moving to pheonix and I'll be stuck there for like a year :(

>>6271713
angie?

text me or somethin

>>6271773
I have no idea who that is, but I guess it's been posted
whatever
I don't mind

>>6271778
no like seriously how the fuck can you look at yourself with hair that nasty and hands that manly without experiencing dysphoria? they make me sick and I dont even like you. atleast paint them you fucking failure

Ayyy Guten Abend mtfg. How is drinking the pain away going for you?

>>6271786
>jealous bitter hon

>>6271713
what up warren my manly man?

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>>6271753
its perfect <3
can you princess carry me around?

>>6271757
but I wanna be tiny ;~;

>>6271784
yep, thats angies deadname

>>6271784
text me
I got a new phone

>>6271780
oh shit lets meet up.

I am basically in the same ariose except I am going to beg my cousin to let me move to seattle with her before I commit to living in the hell hole of phoenix. I will be in north phoenix btw if I move. I have a job lined up and shit.

>>6271785
even with a dick on your face, you still look like a man. you will never be a grill, no ammount of cocksucking can change that. just kill yourself, im sure your family would prefer it

>>6271780
wait why tho??

>>6271786
keep going daddy im about to cum

>tfw it'll be months until you can post an image of your dick in red's mouth.

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>>6271768
It's just the way she's standing you insecure spaz.

>>6271791
Why are you obsessed with Nazis?

>>6271789
>girl who paints her nails and washes her hair
seriously this is basic personal hygiene, when I come here and see trannies unable to do even this it makes me sick, i hope you use the mens room

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WHAT TOPPINGS SHOULD I GET ON MY PIZZA TODAY

>>6271777
Birdy my man, how many fine ladies are with us tonight?

>>6271780
Yo babygirl, you want to come to LA and live at my crib?

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>>6271791
Of course, anything for my princess <3

>>6271779
Sadly, all the rose gold in the world won't give me a computer that can justify its price tag. I'm switching back when I get my next computer:(

>>6271778
Oops you didn't know this but Amy has Asperger and took your offer literally. Now you're expected to go and suck Amy's dick and if you don't there will be consequences.

>>6271796
because I'm getting on SSDI and I have to be living somewhere rent free while I go through the process since I can't work

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>>6271739
PLATYPUSES ARE FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO DRAW

>>6271785
<3
:/
you look happy at least!

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>>6271804
jalapenos

>>6271796
your eyeliner looks like a retarded child did it, your skin looks oily to the touch, if I saw you on the street I wouldnt even gender you Id just think to myself stay away from that person they clearly dont bathe

>>6271804
Green olives

>>6271808
nani? I don't have Asperger.

>>6271769
Well if your buisness was about open development and designing good products in a semi corporate atmosphere

And you hire someone Wall Street likes, who has only had to market a product, who wants a corporate atmosphere, and is prone to management bloat

He's going to rip out the heart of the company, all your talent will leave, he'll never produce anything on time that is in anyway going to sell, and it'll all crash


And to be honest, they hired him because Wall Street liked him, so the stock would go up, and they could cash in on it.

>>6271809
ooooooohh
thats cool i like arizona honestly ;o it's really pretty and there's lots of mexican food!

>>6271804
broccoli and spinach

or >>6271815

>>6271817
NNNGGGGGGGHHHhhhh ~~~
i just came thank u daddy <3

>>6271800
That was...... Oddly arousing...

>>6271804
habeneros

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>>6271810
what a qt drawing, going into my platypus folder <3

>>6271800
fuuuccckkkk...

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>>6271801
I am actually not, I just like the uniforms

>>6271807
OH MY GOD
YOURE SO PERFECT!!

>>6271800
>pink sports bra
damn, I need to up my agp game

>>6271825
im glad i can make you come through words, son, because i sure as fuck aint gonna touch you.

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hey.
just posting to let you guys know that my stepfather has commissioned me to write a computer application that can send mass text messages ($10 per hour).
i've got to do a lot of research & testing for this.
i won't be able to spend as much time here.
good luck everyone

>>6271829
ahhh so you got the complete set
Nice.
How much semen did you let out thanks to me?

>tfw MtM(w/tits)
Is suicide the answer? 2 years HRT did nothing and I have basically no money for surgery.

>>6271840
>tfw red it going to be disapointed I don't make any cum.

>>6271800
ugh hes kinda hot but way to fem 4 me

>>6271804

salami!

>>6271807
lol i know im vain but i also have a pc so idk

>>6271829
whatever he is, he should just fucking self terminate. the only people who are going to gender him correctly are the guys using him as a cocksleeve, if even. lets talk about how dead his eyes are and how manly his face looks because he doesnt wear any makeup at all (excluding saliva and gametes)

>>6271841
male bobs are still bobs

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>>6271825
>tfw you will never get to fuck your high school bullies

Triggering me rn

>>6271840
h-how do I acquire the full set of these pics

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>>6271835
nice!
hope it goes well for you!
I can maybe help.

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>>6271791
>tiny
But you aren't tiny, you are skelly. And not in a good way, like for Día de Muertos.

>>6271826
The power of leggings I guess.

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>>6271832
>YOURE SO PERFECT!!
no u

>>6271835
That sounds like that has to be an already-solved-problem. See if you can find something existing that will fit your needs first rather than re-invent the wheel.

>>6271825
Have you ever been to phoenix?

It is literally a hell hole. It is LA but worse

>strip malls everywhere
>beign sound walls everywhere
>does stupid cacti everywhere
>everyone is weird as fuck
>there is literaly nothing to do.
>hot as fuck
>it takes 20 min of driving to go anywhere.
>no area to hope from bar to bar


I mean the gun laws are god tier but fuck that place. I am going to see if I can do seattle instead when I go visit my cousin again.

>>6271768
You probably can't, at least not without looking like shit.

Difference between male and female pelvises.

>>6271834
im really curious what kind of man ufufu gets, im gonna guess like big fat trucker dudes who are even greasier and manlier than he is

>>6271844
you do realise Red identifies as male anyway right?

who /regrets posting themselves on mtfg/ here?

>>6271846
LMFAO wot

>>6271834
ok that'll be $600 for berating me and making me cum

>>6271852
idk i had a good time when i was there
ur just not looking in the right places desu~

>>6271846
I bully fags like you all the time. Cum at me bro

>>6271844
I'm pretty sure Red has gone on about how much strangers in his redneck town gender him female consistently.

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>>6271830
FLAN ANGRY

>>6271859
I do and nobody has even brought it up again since I did

>>6271857
why the fuck does he post here then?
steven tyler get the fuck out of here and go to gaygen, this thread is for people who actually have a chance at womanhood

>>6271845
I mean it's actually a fairly bodacious rack, but I'd take mosquito bites if my face could appear at least a little feminine.

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>>6271848
ok.
here's my personal e-mail:
[email protected]
>to everybody else, i'm expecting e-mails only from red

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>>6271856
Wellll ufufu is prettier then me, and based on pure assumption, and what I could pull as far as guys go, I'm going to assume something like pic related

>>6271861
hmu on skype @ sloppy.ninja

>>6271832
Well i hope you at least know what wehrmacht stood for.

>>6271872
please don't post my pre-hrt pictures

>>6271861
if i got 600$, id spend it on getting a new manicure, going to the spa, some nice shampoos and soaps, maybe a water filter. all things you could really use

if you got 600$, i assume youd spend it on sex toys, vidya, and junk food.

>>6271841
You can always detransition. 6k USD for deboobage.

>>6271854
Yeah I know. My pelvis is kind of fucked up though. It's tilted. So I'll probably try and then go back to thicc

>>6271859
Idk. Sometimes. But other times I need the validation.

>>6271806
this is birdies harem please leave

>>6271859
I do.
I imagine next to everyone regret it.

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>>6271874
Ive a degree in history anon...

>>6271849
>And not in a good way
how would u know, you havent seen my body

>>6271872
mother fucker a body builder looks prettier than you, the only person you could get to care about you is a shut in whore who never leaves /mtfg/

>>6271708
Goddammit if that's a mtf I'm killing myself. Life is so far from fair why bother.

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>ywn force Red to lick up your cum from a dog bowl

>>6271859
same desu
its cool because no one remembers me or even cares about me

>>6271859
I only ever posted my tummy and feet and still regret it

>>6271859
Not really, it's not the worst thing I've done
I once ended up with a giant printout of my face spread across about 50 A4 sheets of paper taped together and fastened to the wall of my college's lunch hall. when I looked like the very worst of my pretrans pics.

my gross eyes
blown up to a couple of metres across each

every zit magnified, hell you could see the drool at the corners of my lips (hypotonia makes it difficult to keep my lips closed all the way across)

fucking horrifying

it was a part of somebody's art project or something, can't remember exactly how it came about but dozens of people were howling with laughter whenever I'd come in to get lunch because of my gross face up on the wall

there's kids who started after I had already left who are still talking about me because I'm such a legend of the high school

nothing I've posted here would surprise anyone from my hometown

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>>6271861
Where did you look? I went all around Scottsdale and while the galleries were cool, the whole fucking area is borning as fuck. Like scottsdale is the only good area in phoenix. Lucky if I move there I will be working in scottsdale but fuck other than that fuck that place.

The range north of phoenix on i-17 is pretty fucking cool though.


fuck I should stop procrastinating and go out for my work out.

>>6271708
More or less, yes.

>>6271887
the boy on the right could be her brother desu, they look similar-ish
>yfw they're twins and just posing together for prom
>yfw that's the difference between female and male puberty
jdimsa

>>6271889
this is getting out of hand lmao

>>6271894
like it matters anymore, you're dead to us

-femgen

>>6271890
I know who you are. :^)

>>6271859
sometimes I do, sometimes I don't
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>6271768
tfw i will not have a gap like that without srs and being anorexic again

feels meh

>>6271859
Not really. Posted by face, asked if I'd look like shit if I transitioned, got an accurate prediction. A pretty smooth process.

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>>6271863
no one lies on 4chan, right anon

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>>6271843
I currently use a Mac, but my phone is a Nexus, I'm just an annoyed customer :(
iPhones are definitely pretty looking though

>>6271901
wut

did quid die?

>>6271913
i think

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>>6271910
>pretty
pretty useless

>>6271859
I regretted it instantly, but not in the long-term.

>>6271899
kill yourself, its the only thing that will ever make your parents happy
>tfw youll never to see red try to come out to his dad and get beaten to death as a result

>>6271907
thick thighs are the GOAT though, p much one of the only parts of my body I'm happy with

>>6271872
theres no way i could pull anywhere close to that
try again with someone more homely

>>6271873
okeedokee

>>6271859
i dont because even if it's been shitty on occasion it's also been really fun

>>6271913
wait was she snorting estrofem or progynova?

R-Red what is up with all this hubba-ba-loo! Also Mommy says hi and she misses you.

>>6271909
I'm more likely to take his word for truth then you or some poo-picking molesting weirdo

http://www.strawpoll.me/10319497
http://www.strawpoll.me/10319497
http://www.strawpoll.me/10319497

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>>6271861
>wearing my dress and heels out for the first time
>go to the local bar for a quick drink
>before I can order the bartender comes up and places one down in front of me
>"it's from the gentleman"
>I look over and my heart fills with dread...it can't be
>he comes over and starts talking to me
>I try to get him to go away before he realizes that we knew each other
>i think about all the times he used to push me into the lockers and call me a faggot
> I used to hate it
> I..kind of like it now

I mean

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whelp I am going for a walk

I need a play list though.

>>6271917
you posted butte huh

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>>6271920

>>6271931
(this never happened)

>>6271932
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10319497
SPEAK STRONG, YOUNG MAN

Melly Im getting my new cuck cage soon

>>6271885
>how would u know, you havent seen my body
55 kilos on your frame? I am sure you have thunder thighs, an ass that won't quit and megamilks to borrow the term. Look you are pretty but voluptuous you are not.

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>>6271931
Is this realy?