/mtfg/ - Male to female, almost, thread.

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First for tfw no opiate loving trans gf

>>6264031
Ouch.

fuck this thread lets git out

>>6264021
same with me and the 10+ i know, nobody is preaching
>>6264022
Tramal and valorone with 5g kratom, later maybe some diamorphine. I'll get some oxy next week
>>6264019
nah, europe...
sorry! I'm sure you'll be better off with a woman which isn't sterile and sad all the time
>>6264027
i wear my gasmask quiete often and i do cry under it from time to time...
>>6264031
TFW no uterus edition.
are you fucking serious? asshole

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right in the feels

>>6264031
Funny thing is, well, not so funny, both my mother and sister had to have their ovaries and uterus removed. I guess that made my SRS a bit less scary to them.

>>6263961
>CFH calling anyone self-absorbed

even if i weren't a vegan, i think i'd find this hilarious

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>>6264039
>are you fucking serious? asshole
pretty much.

>>6264039
Please

I want you to be my gf

>>6264036
Tfw no cis bf to enjoy opiates/stimulants with

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>>6264031
>this thread edition

please not like this...

>hs
>repressed
>conversations about seeing yourself with children in the future
>being the only one who really felt that it would be awesome
>i guess you'd be a nice parent, anon
i want to get off this ride already

>>6264046
But you don't have an uterus.

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My kitty has a white belly that likes being rubbed :3

>>6264031
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>6264039
Damn lucky, all my sources are dry as shit and i get weekly blood work at work

>>6264045
no, i like bears
>>6264036
get one!
>>6264053
weekly blood work AT WORK? What? Are you working as an inmate?

>>6264051
Stop plz the op reminder was enough ;-;

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>>6264047
this is sort of a safe space, i guess

>>6264050
>if you were a girl you'd be an awesome mom anon!
it's like they know exactly how to hurt me most

>>6264051
>an uterus
you probably do considering your "grammer"

>>6264043
I'm vainglorious, not self-absorbed. Very different things. I have a hard time not caring about others since I'm pretty much an emotional sponge. If someone in my entourage feels like shit, so do I. So, yeah, I spend a lot of my time trying to help, as weird as that may sound here.

>>6264031
>Male to female, almost, thread
Just saw this. Let me repost because new thread

Who else here /cryingatwork/?

>>6264056
I kid you not i work at mcdonalds. The manager requires it cause she has some junkie son and therefore junkie-anxiety

I'm glad I'm laughing at how violent the OP is, it's almost as if I wasn't teary eyed.

>Implying any of the trips here would be good mothers

It's just natural selection really.

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>>6264056
>tfw love trans girls so much but they hate me

I just don't understand anymore

>>6264043
Ufufu stalker and a vegan. Weren't you going to stop posting?

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>>6264059
Even when repressing those words made me feel all cozy inside, but it's a big lie.

>>6264066
I like to think I'm pretty well adjusted. maybe I'd be okay as a parent

>>6264066
Kit, erin, vivi, maddie for a start

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>>6264060

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>>6264063
I'm sorry, I though that if I took it to 11 it would become funny instead of sad. I was very mistaken.

>>6264066
Yeah, I guess I'd be both a smothering mother and a perpetual bad example. So, probably a good thing I'll never have kids.

>>6264067
ill love you and im near toronto, problem is i dont have a dick

>>6264077
It's ok. Let's just all cry for a while

>>6264073
elanna

>>6264079
>i dont have a dick
No uterus and o dick?
Dropped.

>>6264079
R-really? Are you post op? H-how did it go?

>>6264064
get another job, what the hell? I'm not even sure if thats lega? Where do you live? I never had to give blood or urine, and i work for my government
>>6264067
I don't hate you, seriously. I'm just not able to be with you, cause i live a few thousand km away and don't even know you. I prefer my men to not browse 4chan, which is a bit contradictionary, i know

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I'm sure a lot of people here don't have a real connection with humans and don't really get the desire to be a mother, so you can have this.

nth for tfw
>ywn eat with a plate or bowl perched on your baby belly
>ywn eat whatever you want because you're pregnant (as long as its not soft cheeses or uncooked deli meat or soft serve ice cream)
>ywn get to be a smug pregnant woman
>ywn get worshipped by all the women in your life because you and some drunk guy made a zygote and it attached itself to your uterus

>>6264086
weeb shit is never sad anon.

>>6264081
Definitely. And Titch

>>6264085
Poland, unfortunetly it isnt illegal. Im looking for a better job but no luck so far :(

>>6264080
Is it cool if I just keep smoking until a clot is formed staring bankly at the wall?

>>6264087
That sounds like pregnancy from shitty comedy movies

>>6264083
rip
>>6264084
no i just tested his reaction

>>6264088
people have cried for days at every single frame in that pic, you can't tell me that isn't sad in itself.

>>6264091
Yeah only if you get fucked up on something too. I'm getting drunk tonight.

>>6264087
>>6264092
AGP as fuck, sempain

>>6264069
i heard u last thread, ok?

>>6264093
But I'm "him"

>>6264092
Sadly, it's not that far from the truth. Our group of friends all drifted apart one from another the moment pregnancies started. Pregnant girls really are insufferable. Young mothers are worse.

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>>6264031
way to be a piece of shit, OP, congratulations

>>6264090
oh, okay... still weird!
I had tons of polish colleagues in germany, maybe there is a way?

How the hell did I go down to 160 pounds staying at my grandma's house? She has so much junk food around the place

>>6264092
it is but trust me its just like that IRL too
pregnancy is a meme

>>6264101
It really depends, in the case of my brother and his wife their relationships really grew stronger and my niece has so many uncles and aunts that she has to be reminded which ones are blood related.
Of course I'm an uncle to her...

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>>6264066
Ive heard a lot recently Im going to make a good mother or would be a great teacher.

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>take pic
>post on pictriev
>95% masc
Bdd is just a prank bro :^)

>>6264031
>tfw uterus only useless, malformed and tiny
>tfw completely infertile
>tfw legally male
>tfw i want to hold my gf and our three children in a tight hug at the end of every day to show how i love them, even if we don't always get on
>tfw looking at the picture i drew of me and my gf with a baby
>tfw the tears don't stop
>tfw woke up with abdominal cramps
>tfw feelings

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>>6264107
but having kids isn't. don't get stuck in the memes.

>>6264090
I call bullshit. They can't do that.

>>6264104
Ill just suffer through it desu, being sober isnt (that) bad, and im leaving for uni soon, not sure where, but definetly out of poland

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>>6264094
>mfw I don't recognize any of those frames

>>6264113
They cant? Well then idk, but she made it seem like they can. Its been going on for a year now.
>>6264111
Wym useless and malformed? Intersex condition?

>>6264086
that was dark

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>>6264111
>tfw you'll never share your hobbies to see if they like them or not
>tfw you'll never have them sit on your lap and tell you stories that make no sense
>tfw you'll never be there to help them deal with life
>tfw you'll never wait with anticipation to see what they'll do with their lives
>tfw you'll never have them visit you in your old age and present partners or help you out with minute things

>>6264111
Aife would beat your children and they would get bullied at school.

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W-we can always adopt, right?

>>6264113
It's certainly legal to do that in the U.S., but nobody would because blood tests are relatively expensive, like $100 a pop. McD's corporate would never stand for that shit, but it's a franchise business and depending on what's in the agreement the franchise owners will have some latitude in dealing with employees.

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>Wake up from a day dream happily walking with trans gf in the park

>STILL NO TRANS GF

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OKAY!
Leaving this thread
Too much dysphoria
Gotta remind myself that I can be a strong boy
having children is impossible!
Good day!
I love y'all but I just...it hurts

sheen passed away last night from tfw no trans gf

>>6264136
You're infertile and a useless male

Kill yourself

>>6264130
I don't want to adopt :( it's not the same

>>6264136
see you later red

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what children books would you want to share with your children /MtFg/?

>>6264130
Yeah, thats my plan. Just because I cant give birth doesnt mean I shouldnt do my best to raise some children. I'll give some abandoned children a good home and the best upbringing I can.

>>6264112
I know, I want to be a mom too
it's a natural biological drive
it's not possible right now
we won't even have stem cell vaginal canals for ten years after the MRKH women are all cured
ftms will get a cock and balls before that happens too

don't be overly sad though, you can have stem cell gametes created and mixed with your partners stem cell gametes or bio gametes and then someone else will carry your child to term

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>tfw no uterus

>>6264134
>thread about people having feels
>keeps posting about your vanal pointless fetish
I don't understand how you fail to see why people don't like you.

>>6264144
good night moon

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>>6264144

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>people want children

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>tfw will never feel my child inside me
>tfw not going 9 tiring months growing close with my child as it grows
>tfw not birthing my child and holding them
>tfw not having them look up at you and they know I will protect them with every fiber of my being

>>6264122
yes

>>6264126
hahaha no she wouldn't anon. she has maternal feelings just like I do. she'd be a great mom

>>6264132
Its cheaper in poland, she uses the ones you can get otc that test for thc, morphine and amphetamine

>>6264144
I've seen some beautiful editions of some Gaiman stuff like The Wolves in the Walls. I might buy them even if they are terribly expensive just to be ready...

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>>6264124
>tfw I'll never watch myself become my mom, slowly rejecting my kids' decisions one-by-one
>tfw I'll never try to live out my lack of a childhood through my kids
>tfw I'll never feel the urge to tell them that their lives are going to end badly if they make the wrong life choices like my parents told me
>tfw I'll never visit my mom in her old age now that she's said she didn't expect me to
>tfw I'll never know how to talk to my dad because he's never had any hobbies to share with me
>tfw my mom spends an excessive amount of time complaining about how hard it was raising me, and how much she hated it
>tfw I don't actually regret not being able to be a mom, despite my urges and desires, because it seems miserable and painful.

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>>6264148
Im a virgin with no friends.

I just thought I could spend a week or two with a trans gf just to know what it's like before killing myself.

Apparently that's not possible in this world.

Sorry for inconveniencing you. I guess ill leave now...

I for one am glad that mtfg will never be able to reproduce. I can just imagine the kind of monsters some of you sick fucks would release into civilized society. It has nothing to do with your being trans and everything to do with you being a cesspool of toxicity. Those kids would grow up severely damaged.

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>>6264147
Ill cut a few ciswomen to get you one bby ;~;

>>6264025
>you're not even on hrt yet and you're just one of the girls
>kinda cute desu

This really isn't surprising to me.


I'm only manly on the outside.

>>6264144
there's a hippopotamus on my roof eating cake
it was my favourite book as a kid

>>6264158
usually women forgive their moms once they go through the same experience

>>6264158
we don't all turn into our parents. I think you'd be a much better mom than yours was because now you know how *not* to parent

>>6264147
(You)

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>>6264154
>wanting to be a mom

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>>6264159
You need some confidence my boy

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>>6264144
I don't want my child to be a depressive mess like me, but reading only happy stuff didn't help with that either so...

>>6264173
Plz hodor me

>>6264147
I do have another uterus-less woman in the bed next to mine. We've been bonding over bottom surgery lately. She's my mother. At least she was able to have two kids before it went into dangerous failure mode. My sister wasn't so lucky. Endometriosis, undiagnosed for years, the surgeon destroyed her genital organs altogether trying to remove the growths. She'll never have kids.

I actually can't stop crying

>>6264161
cis women are just as bad or worse

>>6264161
Replace "mtfg" with "people who browse 4chan"

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>>6264173

>>6264178
GoT sucks

>>6264181
Me too. Idk. I was unexplainably happy yesterday. Now I am sad and everything is awful and why can't I be a mom.

>>6264186
U wot

>>6264166
I'm looking at some pages on google, looks really nice.

>>6264187
but who would be the daddy? Aren't you lesbian?

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>>6264180
that doesn't make me feel any better, a bit worse actually.

>>6264188
It sucks
It's extremely boring

>>6264180
You're my favorite poster. I think you're really underappreciated here but I can't think of anyone else that isn't a gamer, loser or just doesn't pass. Even though you're certified insane I think you're the only glimmer of hope for a normal life on this board.

>>6264195
Read the books
>>6264193
Idc I just want a baby
Suicide when

>>6264187
I'm really sorry. It's really not fair

>>6264188
>twenty good men
>good girl, bad pussy
I like the world and the plot but the writing is atrocious

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>>6264158
I had a great childhood.

>>6264168
It's a little different when your mom tries to make excuses like, "there's no manual to being a parent" when she read hundreds of magazine articles on how TV is bad for you and Videogames will give you ADHD and so much other bullshit, and how she constantly tries to say, "I'm not as bad as the worst parents out there" as if it makes her choices to make me feel depressed and isolated at home, locked in with my stressors constantly through my freshman year until I started taking drugs that made me the perfect, soulless child.

Yeah, I'll totally forgive her for that. Ever.

>>6264169
I don't want to be given the opportunity to do this.

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>>6264162
;~; maybe I'll just adopt or something but I appreciate the offer
>out shopping for a new wallet or clutch yesterday
>unsure what a weirdly shaped pocket is for
>saleswoman says "oh I never figured that out, maybe for a bus pass, maybe pictures of your family someday or something :)"
>mfw internally

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I don't why oh want kids.
Kids are fucking awful and a major waste of money

>>6264197
it's a bit worying that I feel the same way

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trans 'women'

>>6264202
you sound like someone who would know a lot of pitfalls to avoid if given the chance.

>>6264206
It takes me a lot to swear.

Fuck you.

Fuck you a lot.

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I find it kind of funny that we can at least bond like this. Not really funny at all, really sad, but conceptually at least...

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>tfw have been going on mtfg for a week now
>tfw the more I read the more I desire trans gf
>tfw it will never happen

Strongly considering pic related rn

>>6264206
Anybody know a good place to buy some rope?

>>6264202
>I don't want to be given the opportunity to do this.
:( your mom sounds horrible but you really do sound like you're a good person in spite of it all.

>>6264198
Sorry I don't read fiction

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>>6264206
Welp all this is getting to me, Im out

>>6264210
causing others the same pain i feel makes it hurt slightly less. maximum edge, i know

>>6264206

>>6264210
she's making fun of the people who think it's all about looking like a woman, you need a certain degree of separation to apreciate Tb

>>6264031
Ow, right in all of my feels. I'm out while I cry at work. I should stop checking these.

>>6264204
keep telling yourself that Angie
you might believe it one day

This is such a bad edition someone please make a new one :(

>>6264210
Don't worry.
My ma wouldn't be considered 'real' but her 25 years mothering me and my sister can't be debated. That's realer than real. Someone says otherwise they're getting one square in the gob.

>>6264217
:(
this is the worst edition. everyone is running away from the thread

>>6264218
See, I take the opposite approach. Cheering up others, cheers me up too...

>>6264219
>it's all about looking like a woman,
See, I don't care.

I just want to get as close as possible.

I really want someone to call me mom though...

>>6264144
goodnight moon, seuss stuff, the rainbow fish, professor wormbog in search for the zipperump-a-zoo
probably some other stuff I'm forgetting

>>6264153
I mean the biological stuff also comes with things like hormonal contribution to postpartum depression and other not so great things, it would still be nice to be able to carry ur own kid but that doesn't preclude
>having them look up at you and they know I will protect them with every fiber of my being
or other significant stuff with raising a child

>>6264161
I mean we can still adopt and potentially severely fuck up kids like anyone else so don't be too glad

>>6264213
Youre too pathetic to get any kind of gf. You feel tfw no trans gf because you are shit. Look at you wasting time posting about it here as if any of us care. Fuck off already, you will never get any from us or cis girls.

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I swear I though we could laugh at our pain or something, I'm sor sorry mtfg

>you will never be normal
This feel hurts everyday more and more.

>>6264229
cold. cold. bloooded.

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>>6264206

>>6264230
just spam images and kill the thread so we can get a new one

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>>6264229
You didn't... d-didnt have to s-s-say that...

>>6264223
I think it's the most transwomen edition we've had in a very long time.

>>6264213
Post ur skype qt

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>>6264234
On it.

>>6264213
It happened for me. Just wait.

Hanging is a bad method of suicide. If you want to kill yourself shoot yourself behind the ear. Get any used 9mm glock from your local gun store.

Don't kill yourself

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>>6264212

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>>6264206

>>6264222
Most children are awful.
I deal with tons of them at work and most parents don't give a shit about them.

Also yes, they are extremely expensive and time wasting

>>6264228
>seuss stuff
do you think that if I really learn how to read it at a good speed I could get my non english speaking niece into seuss? I love it, but the language barrier seems huge.

>>6264238
I only use software that respects my freedoms

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>>6264235
Come with me young padawan. I will teach you how to be a man

>>6264233
So what you're saying is that we'll all eventually be real women? Thanks anon that was really sweet and uplifting of you. <3

>>6264242
IT'S IN THE OP YOU AWFUL HUMAN BEING

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>>6264234
>just spam images
check out these sweet heels!
get it? SWEET heels :^)

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>>6264248
>I will teach you how to be a man

for transbians only
http://www.strawpoll.me/10308616

>>6264252
that looks amazing

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>>6264209
I'm also someone who watched and learned from the worst person I know for 14 years before realizing how awful she was.

She fucking had me stop seeing a therapist when I told him that she was the source of all my stress.

>>6264215
There's so much shit that I dig up every now and then; I have so many subconscious reactions to things that I consciously despise. I don't even know exactly what I'm repressing either, but I don't remember a good chunk of middle school. I remember hiding in my closet for 10 hours, crying and texting my gf at the time (I'm so sorry for putting her through shit like that...) while my parents looked for me, panicked when I didn't come down.

I got suicidal when my parents finally decided I could actually stay over at friends' houses and see what their family life was like, and even more so when I was grounded for 6 months because of poor grades, that only got worse because of how stressed I was.

I'm only a good person because I realized how shitty my life was, and that's kinda horrible and not even totally true.

>>6264246
Discord?

>>6264235
Yes I did. The entire reason you feel this stupid fucking feel is you are an incredibly flawed human being nobody would ever want. I take the human part back, I bet you're right out of r9k. You do not have a right to a gf. Life does not owe you one. The only way you'll get one is to stop being fucking undesirable trash. Go get a hobby, at least then someone might find you interesting. Nobody wants a bottom beta bitch boy that spends his time begging /mtfg/ for a gf. How would you even keep her? She'd lose interest in you fast and leave you, my "man". Get out of here and make something of yourself, that's the only way anyone will love you.

>>6264244
That's why you were kicked out out of a school.

>>6264245
I mean some of it is pretty simple and kinda lyrical like green eggs and ham

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>>6264252
I-I can do it too

>>6264120

You haven't seen Cowboy Bebop or Gurren Lagann?

>>6264254
Tranbians are MtF that date other MtF and love dick, hate cis women.

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>>6264253
He will be forged into a great chaser.

>>6264262
Not at all.
You have no idea but it's cute how you think that way

i did this. i created this. i may not birth a living child, but at least i can birth misery and despair, and nurture them like any good mother would

i have transcended motherhood with sorrow

Who wants to get the boy fucked out of them? I can help.

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SPAM TO THE END OF DAYS.

>>6264244
yeah whatever, you used to post these same feels as everyone else
I'm imagining you giving birth to your boyfriends baby right now and you can't stop me

>>6264199
<3

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>>6264255
yeah they're adorable tho pretty expensive so i just saved a pic as inspiration to maybe make my own at some point if I ever get the confidence

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>>6264267
I've seen about half of both.

I didn't notice the kamina scene, and don't spoil bebop for me.

>>6264256
I wish I could hug you or something :\ I never know how to help people in situations like those but I always want to do what I can

you don't still live with them do you?

>>6264256
>I could actually stay over at friends' houses and see what their family life was like,
well...
>anon and guy visit friend
>we're trying to make a band
>lunch time, family asks us to join them in the table
>dad throws jabs at friend that he doesn't aknowledge
>brother stands up in the middle of eating, goes away for 20 minutes, comes back with a cat and plays with it while sitting in the table
>friend makes comment to his mom, she grabs a knife and tells him to just cut her veins already
There are pretty fucked up families out there. He was a really nice guy and I felt sorry at later laughing at how awkward it all was.

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>>6264259
t-thank you

but no I don't post on r9k.

My favorite boards are /biz/, /int/, /g/ and /fit/

I'm just so lonely, I'm so alone

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>>6264251

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>>6264274
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

I HATE YOU MOM!

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM.

>>6264281
OH GOD I thought it was a real ice cream sculpture lol. that makes them even better

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>>6264242
This one every single time. Holy shit. Why the fuck am I even still alive. This is bullshit.

>>6264274
don't do this, it's not healthy

>>6264270
I used to hate women because I was so jealous. I still get jealous, but not to the point where I hate them. I think it is a tranny thing.

>>6264287
Do something about it you tremendous fucking faggot. Crying wont make you any friends and sure as shit wont land you a transgf.

>>6264274
I think if ever I felt myself turning into that, i'd lock myself into a cage and throw the key out of reach.

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>>6264213
if you werent sadposting and actually hitting on girls or at least disclosing age/location/race or something you might ACTUALLY meet someone

>>6264203
pls adopt me ;~;
I need it
Ill be a good girl, I swear

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>>6264264

>>6264288
why do I keep opening the files?
why do I keep waiting them to load if I just know how bad it will be?

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>>6264279

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>>6264292
Live to spite the reaper.

Hell, maybe we can do something with our useless lives that'll make the lives of others better in the future.

That's about all I can be good for anyway...

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>>6264266

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>>6264293
i'm unhinged and laughing and crying and you can't stop me

>>6264297
???

This might be a long shot... but are any chinese-speaking people here able to point me to some chinese resources about gender dysphoria? I'm trying to come out to my parents but I don't speak Chinese well enough, and it'd be really difficult to explain it in English..

>>6264296
You're right.

I hate going on 4chan, it's ruined my life along with WoW but I'm so addicted

HELP ME

>>6264298
I am 21/toronto/ white(slavshit)

I give up desu

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>want to contribute to the image dump
>only want to post pics of mothers and their childs

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>>6264290
they have cake too

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>>6264304
The Irony of you posting this after this>>6264302

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>>6264287
are you the same anon from yesterday?
if so another anon was trying to be you wingman, but it seemed like you had left the thread :(

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I never even wanted kids before. I hated the thought. It disgusted me. Now I realise I didn't want to be a dad.

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Wow... mtfg started off with a bummer today.

I think I want to adopt a kid later down the line when I'm 30 and have a stable job and a house.
I'm gonna leave Cali at some point and move to someplace where the seasons change more noticeably.
It doesn't bother me that I can't personally experience child birth or things like that.

>>6264213
I'm sure it's not that difficult but I can see how that could be super comfy.
Just get some guts gathered up and start talking to an mtf. After some time, ask her out. You just need to believe... Believe that you can do it! Believe in the you that believes in you!

>>6264244
Even though I know children are absolute jackasses and cost a fortune... I still want one... I want to add something great to the world.

>>6264270
I don't hate cis women as a whole. I hate some cis women... but I got some pretty sweet cis women buddies.

>>6264309
Go ahead and post your pics. I want to see them.

>>6264307
>I hate going on 4chan, it's ruined my life along with WoW but I'm so addicted
do you still play?

>>6264301
aw how cute it looks just like you both

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>>6264305
>laughing and crying and you can't stop me
are you me?

>>6264294
Gays hate women too.

>>6264317
>bait
Not today, old friend

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>>6264314
We can never be fixed. I'm going to post skeletons until this thread goes the way of the dodo.

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>>6264309
Here I'll help you.

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>>6264315
>I want to add something great to the world.

>>6264242
>>6264288
>>6264327
Hodor

>>6264302
stop this. I know you're having a bad time but don't strike your life off as useless.
<3

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>>6264314

>>6264327
getty images don't really get to me though.

>>6264254
uterus and vagina and still my penis?

>>6264314
I'm basically the same. I always thought "I should never have a child" as part of some kind of self loathing but now as I get older...
I'm completely fine with adopting, but I don't know if I'll ever be financially able or responsible enough for that.

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I have niece who's about 8 months. My fiancees brother and his partners. The whole pregnancy was beautiful to watch. And heartbreaking. I love all of them so much. But it just fucking hurts so bad.

>>6264316
No

>>6264334
why would I want such fake things? you're really bad at triggering people.

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>>6264335

>>6264314
>ywn breast feed
>ywn gently cradle the life that you made in your arms and know you did a wonderful thing

>>6264340
lame

>>6264332
>don't strike your life off as useless.
Not yet.

I'll make some important scientific discovery and see it implemented. Only then will I allow myself to die.

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>>6264328
Yo, I know it's corny.
But it's important to me.

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>>6264339
I really can't stand being around my niece too long just because I don't feel adecuate at all. She's so cute and I love all the little issues she has that I know will turn into horrible personality aspects, and I want to hold her and hug her and just be around her; but it's just too much for my heart.
Even thinking about this is making me tear up.

>>6264334
>>6264341
Yeah that was a pretty poor effort. Come on you can do better. Fucking destroy me. I'm a man playing pretend. Let me feel everything I'll never be.

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I'm leaving now

Thanks for all the blueballs, and the empty feels of no trans gf

>>6264348
I wasn't mocking at all.

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>>6264355
Go fuck yourself with a cactus.

>>6264355
>thread entirely about feeling like shit
>zero capacity for empathy
why would anyone want to be with you?

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Tfw I have become an alpha male

>>6264361
>doesn't have empathy for my feel
>talks about empathy

What isit like being hypocritical?

>>6264355
b-but I'm not too far away from Toronto, come back ;_;

>>6264323
I can see you in your soccer mom 4wd dropping your kids off to elementary school, fixing warrens hair and Brandon Jrs shirt before driving to your own school to teach

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>ywn be always there for them
>ywn try to correct the things done wrong to you
>ywn see them running in the sun experiencing life for the first time

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>>6264333
I hate when I see folks I like feeling like that. I know I have to say something because it's wrong to let it go on but I never know the words.

>>6264355
I know you're trolling, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>6264370
... I think you responded to the wrong comment.

MORE SKELETONS

>>6264368
I would never ever give my child that dead name

>>6264370
Quoted wrong post fuck me
>>6264347
This one

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>>6264298
>tfw you'll never raise sophie up right
;~;
Anon is saying she'd be up for us adopting you. Let's make this happen

>>6264331
you're still alive?
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
this time you'll stay in hell demon!
*finishing strike*

>>6264219
thank you. you get me. being trans is a cosmic joke and so completely absurd, if you can't take a step back and get a laugh off at how ridiculous it is and what we have to do just to survive compared to normal people, then you don't have a sense of humor. we're a biological joke combined with a joke about the human condition. we're a cruel existential comedy show. you have to laugh, because otherwise there is only crying

>>6264378
Plz

>>6264363
>ywn be as pretty as Angie

>>6264375
>This one
I mean... I appreciate the sentiment.

But really, this is a coping tactic. If I didn't do this, I'd be trying to kill myself everyday.

This is going to sound mean, but that's not what I'm trying to do.
If you want to help, find more ways to get us closer to being moms.

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>>6264283
yeah, that's the worst part. I'm too unstable to hold a job, and they're currently BITCHING ABOUT ME WANTING TO MOVE OUT, so I'm totally fucked

you know, all they do is complain at me
about how my tuition is expensive, even though my sister's is moreso
about how I'm not working
about how I'm not appreciating the shitty people in my life for putting me in this shitty world
about how I'm having meltdowns on a regular basis and should really just be able to toughen up and deal with it because I'm just a weak neet that's only a tranny because they haven't been exposed to "the real world" yet
And the kicker is that my mom just dropped a bitchfest about how our tuitions were eating up her paycheck, even though, when the math was done, it actually only ate half of it. Good job mom, complaining about something you actually just made up. All of that money you spent on a convertable could have gone literally anywhere else. On top of that, you're making it seem like you started working because you hated me so much that you wanted to stop being at home, by explaining that you just want to stop working now that I'm moving out.

Her side of the family is great too. I think I went off last night about them.

a hug would be nice, yeah

>>6264286
that is super fucked up
I'm the kinda person to laugh when I'm uncomfortable because I just don't know what else to do, and it's gotten me hurt a few times. Some guy flashed me when I was maybe 10, and all I could do was giggle at it.

When I was starting a band, all I got to see was how supportive my friends' parents were, while mine were actively discouraging it. I guess they thought my grades were bad because I had too many distractions, not because I had too much stress.

>random
I remember being told that I wasn't allowed to watch tv or play videogames (screen-time as my mom called it) because I was sneaking downstairs at 6 AM to watch beyblade and whatever else was on cartoon network early in the morning.

>>6264298
>saved

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>>6264379
even though I get you I completely lack your resolve. I hope some day you get to adopt those kids.

>>6264373
what would you call your children then?

>>6264381
Too bad I can't fix my fucked up body.
Hahahahahaha.......;-;

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>>6264379
>we're a biological joke combined with a joke about the human condition. we're a cruel existential comedy show
U get my life pham

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>>6264377
the anon youre at rn?
that sounds pretty great. but Ill need a lot of affection. from BOTH of you :P
also pic related

>>6264379
it's pretty sad that mtfg has to be entirely about the cosmetic life or it's deemed a shit thread. i guess that's what happens when you have your support group in a chaser play ground.

>>6264380
mfw I need to find out immortal beings weaknesses

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Hey! Let's talk about clothes! And, like make up, I'm sure we can all pass if we learn to make up and everything will be right, right?

>>6264386
Vince and Howard

>>6264384
I want to adopt you. nobody needs to deal with something like that
*hugs*

>>6264392
My body is very fragile and I have no strength left from hrt. Plz, stab me to death.

>>6264387
you can get rib removal and SRS though
no uterus to get pregnant with however

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>>6264396

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>>6264389
Are you a furry Phienchen? Its the sign of a true germanic.

>>6264338
>but I don't know if I'll ever be financially able or responsible enough for that
ikTf

>>6264396
I hit the genetic lottery in so many ways but I'm still fucked and a failure of a man.

>>6264396
Nothing will ever be alright.

>>6264400
I need to remove 10 ribs to look normal

>you probably won't be allowed to be near children in your family because you are seen as a freak that could hurt their growth

>>6264396
if i can't pass when i roll out of bed then i don't pass

>>6264397
I prefer the full Vincent to Vince
Howard is a good classic name though

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>>6264403
I may be a degenerate, but I am not a subhuman senpai

>>6264403
>polish map right by
>so many furries too
God im disgusted by my own country

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>>6264410
t-that's fair I guess

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>>6264412
That they are

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>>6264396
clothes are cool

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>>6264382
You know what? I should kill myself.

What about this?
Suppose I built a machine.
You forfeit your real physical life and plug in. You can live the simulated life of an average woman from birth until death. The simulation will be exactly the same for all of you, there is no real free will once inside the machine but you won't even realise that.
Only cost, turn over all of your worldly goods to me. Who would be up for it?

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>>6264391
I'm pretty sure there's like 1 anon that doesn't like how much we talk about random shit and have fun.

>>6264396
>tfw dollface

>>6264398
I just want someone to care about what I want and need... I just want someone to care for me that I don't have to convince when I'm sick, because they've given up on trying to understand me when I'm feeling like shit.

>>6264403
ew

>>6264385
it will happen. i'm gonna work hard, marry Aife at 30, and then hopefully by mid 30s we'll be settled down and comfy enough to actually realistically do that. thank you though. i'm unstoppable.

>>6264388
hahaha gotta make the best of it though eh. crying doesn't do anything.

>>6264391
cosmetics are important, you can be as perfect snd passing as you like but they come off at the end of the day, and when you're naked and alone in the darkness, the terrors and regrets and dysphoria creep in. transition should be as much mental as about being pretty.

>>6264421
Please let this be real

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>>6264417
y-yes they are

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>>6264399
*wipes blood off of katana*
You take no pains to hide your wonderment. How I shall delight to
watch you die. Each excruciation ecstasy.

>>6264419
Pls don't say that.

Everyone thinks trannies are pedophiles and don't want them around their kids

>>6264421
>What about this?
>Suppose I built a machine.
>You forfeit your real physical life and plug in
Stopped reading there and I'm 100% onboard
lets go
get me outta this meatbag

>>6264419
you know you shouldn't. you have people to live for and you can always adopt. calm down.

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>>6264427

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>>6264389
Yes, that anon :3 will you accept affection in the form of cookies? We just took a tray out of the oven and we'd be happy to share some

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>>6264421
...
Me.

>>6264428
Thank you

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>>6264435
>>6264431
Why not? I was going to last week. It's not like things are going to get better

>>6264433
How does that make sense to anyone, where's the connection?

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>>6264437
yes <3
also I am jealous, we dont have an oven ;_;

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>>6264440

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>>6264437
Can you mail some to me?

>>6264444
that's because of what happened last time the germans had ovens

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>>6264413
Just fucking with you. Also, I found this fucking pic trekking through my folder. It's like at least 10 years old so this bitch oughta be 35 by now, I wonder if she ever found a guy cucked enough to "man up" for her, lol.

>>6264441
things are always going to get better, you have people who would be destroyed if you followed that plan and you need to get some medications.

why do yall hate this thread so much lmao

u need to come to terms w/ not being cis SOMEtime lolol

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>>6264433
it's funny cus the political and religious conservatives that tend to lead the anti-trans charge are statistically the real pedos

>>6264441
Things are going to got better. Not much but still better. In a few years you'll rationalize all of this away as countless transgirls before you and it won't hurt as much. This is what you signed up for.

>>6264442
you can't even vicariously live through other people's lives

>>6264442
They don't understand dysphoria (and never will). Fear is rooted in the unknown. They assume the worst out of protective instinct.

>>6264421
sounds great, where do I sign up

>>6264423
a real parent, then? even a good friend could do that. but I do understand. I wish I could share my mom.

>>6264437
I want to bake cookies with mtfg ;-; I love baking but I live in my own and I'll get fat if I eat them all myself

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>>6264447
>tfw never finished the job

>>6264448
oh god, that person. what the hell, why does stuff like this exist. I guess at least shes honest about it

>>6264445
okay, the joke has runned its course. calm down. no one is speaking about the issue anymore and you're getting really autistic with this.

>tfw gf got both of us a mushroom
wellp
medical tampon thingy sucks already
at least it also strengthens my vag flora so that's nice
how to survive 2 weeks without sex tho ?

>>6264413
>I may be a degenerate
>but I am not a subhuman
>>>>>>>>I AM NOT A SUBHUMAN