/mtfg/ transgirl general

First for day off work.

>>6258863
you should be out shopping getting things done

>>6258863
Every day is off work if you're a NEET!
[spoiler]godfuckingkillme[/spoiler]

Which MtF meme names should I avoid choosing??

>>6258858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbI-fDzUJXI

Threads are too fast and boring. Fuck off new trips.

>>6258874
Debatably Alice. It's not that common and even as someone who kept a copy of the book through my teens, it's overplayed as a tranny name.

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>>6258852
I think I'm x although my boobs aren't full near the center of my chest. Half of my tits are in my armpits when I lay down. Pic related is my life

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>>6258832
Just get implants.

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>>6258845
>nice daddies
eugh

I made a Grindr account in a moment of weakness to see if there were any cute boys close by that I could cuddle but there are literally none in my shithole of a city, only old creeps.

>>6258862
>Its true though. Some are more quick to stop talking to you while others gradually speak less and less.


Well, I force people to talk with me honestly... I'm quite the attention whore.

>>6258858
Morning Flannel!
ROMANI
ITE
DOMUM!

Now write it out 100 times. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

>>6258874
Alice, Jazz/Jasmine, Zoe, anything that sounds like a pornstar like Candy

stick with tried and true subtly feminine classics like Auric, Trevor and Rufus

>>6258870
I should.

>I'll just stay home and play the new Doom

>>6258874
crystal
alice
garnet
emily
zoe

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>>6258850
Me
>>6258837
Buy a ticket to go see cyba
>>6258808
I posted like a ton of screen caps
>>6258862
Yah that can happen, sorry babe
>>6258868
Tru
>>6258884
Wideset like almost all of us, is why good bras are important

>>6258884
me

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I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time...

For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees that lined our streets... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird.... And Janie... And Janie... And Carolyn.

I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad when there is so much beauty in the world.

Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst...

And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid life...

You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.

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>>6258892
>cuddle

>go to work
>give them my discharge papers and doctors note
>quit
today is a gr8 day.
>tfw no sugar mommy to help pay pbills for eight months.

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>>6258845
>>6258852
>implants
Nope :/
>or they grow
Let's hope progestrone is titty magic.
>pic
It's like x but they're tiny a-cup conetits with puffy marshmallow nips. And one is in a hole thanks to broken ribs. Absolutely disgusting.

>>6258891
The only kinda implant I'd consider is to fix the fucked ribs, though I'm not sure if the added weight would just make the problem worse over time. Maybe I have to get them straightened out/redone with some screws and titanium, blah.

>>6258874
I think Zoe is the only one that rubs me the wrong way.

>>6258874
flannel
it sounded nice at first but now I just get funny looks when I tell people

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>>6258892
Yah there was no one as cutesy as me, but tons of masc guys and rich daddies, but I'm in like rich person suburb bordering San Fran.

>>6258920
>rich daddies
you and edie should team up to take all of their moneys

>>6258918
>Not responding to my python response
YOU'VE DISAPPOINTED ME!

CURSE YOU, CURSE YOU A THOUSAND TIMES!

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>>6258913
Look nigga whatever problem you have implants will fix it.
Flat ass - implants.
Small or non-existent bewbs - implants.
No hips - implants.
Gaunt face - implants.
You'd be like a tranny version of Adam Jensen.

>tfw nobobdy will ever love you enough to be your caretaker

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>>6258900
hi pookie

>>6258913
>I think Zoe is the only one that rubs me the wrong way.
Honestly no matter what, there's not really a Aiden in that there's a fad name every other mtf uses out of nowhere (which is how Aiden felt when it started being a trend 5-6 years ago or more)

>>6258920
Faye wanna meet up at SF I'm visiting in July

>>6258925
sorry I'm not really awake yet
here you go bb

>>6258896
HAIL CAESAR

>>6258930
e-ew

What's your bra size and the distance between nipples without a bra on?

44AAA 12" for me.

>>6258932
hi Amy <333

>>6258911
Congrats. I'm still slaving away at my job.

>>6258907


Hey Faye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-tJ5erxh4Y

Does 0:20 turn you on?

If you got time warped to an army tent in 1940s how wet would your butt be?

>>6258909
Repressional suicide is pretty heroic. I feel happier than I have ever felt now I've planned my own

>>6258939
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!

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>>6258892
>480x800
>android 2.3.x
>ICS apps targeting even lower APIs
>grindr
what is this third world shit

>>6258930
tfw boobs are always hanging to the sides of apron tops.

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>tfw you probably chose a meme name
Is Ophelia too identifiable or rare? should I change it before even using it ever?

>>6258941
34A 7"

wearing a pushup bra is basically like wearing a false breasts binder and has killed my boob growth

>>6258938
Yah totes, message me on skype we'll hang out!

i keep coming here out of a morbid curiosity
not once have I entered this thread and not been stunned by what i saw/read

>>6258942
Maybe if you lost fucking weight. Jesus the one thing that's in your control.
If your going to be a hon. At least be a skinny hon.

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>>6258949
>repressional
>suicide
>heroic
>happier
you are a danger to yourself get checked in to a psyche ward today!

>>6258962
I come here out of curiosity also, but I'm not really surprised by anything in this thread. Maybe that's because I used to go to /xivg/ a lot.

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>>6258962

>>6258962
yeah, monty python is pretty hardvore.

>>6258949
There's nothing heroic about prematurely ending a story.

>>6258944
>tfw no sugardaddy to cover all my bills while I wait for disabilities

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>>6258910
I'm innocent and pure and just want a soft and cute boy to hold
>>6258920
I'm just really picky about guys, I prefer them to be as feminine as possible
>>6258954
I know my phone is a piece of shit, and I was only on grindr because I was extra lonely ;~;

I'm sorry for being a pleb

>>6258971


All my keks

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>mfw if you killed yourself everyone would be happier

>>6258941
36A technically but I wear a B and it fits fine enough
uhh 8"

>>6258949
>I feel happier than I have ever felt now I've planned my own
I know this feel, but trust me, it's nothing compared to the feeling of being glad that you failed

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How you eaten meat today?

>>6258975
You are not disabled you piece of shit

>>6258968
Boop


Sorry, I'm in and out. Something about the hard, hot, long 88 of the tiger 1 tank is distracting me.

>>6258975
i love my sugar daddy~

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>>6258930
>Flat ass - implants.
Ass you can fix with workout & body fat
>Small or non-existent bewbs - implants.
Breast implants look pretty gross imo.
>No hips - implants.
This sounds beyond iffy and gross.
>Gaunt face - implants.
Implants on face? Please no more implants ;__;
>You'd be like a tranny version of Adam Jensen.
Transhumanism doesn't sound bad desu but implants are just gross. I'd gladly swap to artificial legs knee-down so I can exercise without awful joints and circulatory problems, as long as I can pick cute augs

>>6258941
No bra yet, 8.6''

>>6258980
These are the delusions of a suicidal depressive. It's almost never true. You're not that almost, people who are part of that almost never contemplate suicide to begin with.

>>6258973
I skipped ahead to the ending. I'm rewriting it.

>>6258983
havent in 7 years

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>>6258965
This. Even if you were cis you would still look bad if you were fat.

>>6258987
do your underbust and bust measurements and I'll tell you!

>>6258988
trust me, I'm pretty much jarjar bings

>>6258965
I'm fucking trying for fucks sake
I eat in an out of control fashion whenever I'm depressed an entire packet of pasta is nothing to me when I'm like it.
its all diet, I've lost 3kg this week on keto because its the diet that works for me and I can stick to it.
I will get thin, I just need to keep sticking to this diet and not let myself be swayed

>>6258980
iktf

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>>6258738
eheheheheheheh...

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>>6258982
>8"
You could drive a train through.

>>6258993
Maybe I'll eat your meat

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Edie pls teach me to do my makeup like this... I think I can do my lips but I need to get better at smokey eyes, and need circle lenses, lashes, and to learn to contour like this bc holy moly

>>6258980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3E3MRG_L0E

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>>6258980
who /prominent beard shadow immediately following laser/ here? god this is torture

>>6258983
bacon, onions, hotdogs, cheese, on a bbq sauce base. quality pizza. quality.

>>6258984
>constant panic attacks 24/7.
>daily halucinations.
>PTSD
>BPD
I am disabled.

>>6258941
34B 9"

Posting from my phone at work since I'm bored as fuck, I dont know if I remembered my trip since i haven't typed it out in months

>>6258987
But working on things requires effort!

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>>6258995
Stop fat shaming you shitlords.

>>6259001
I got tiddies on the side bb

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>>6258983
is that fucking lindybeige?

>>6258998

ive been in that vicious cycle before

>eat because depressed
>depression leads to more eating
>repeat

somehow i've gotten so depressed that i just stopped eating
always feel i will pass out

>>6259006
Why would you want to look like a two-bit street walker?

>>6258998
Well done. Keep it up.
You lose the weight. Doesent matter how you look after that. You'll still feel better being thin.

Just visualise all is bully anons watching you if you think your gonna falter. Prove us wrong.

>>6259014
and still don't reach the wide of your hips.
sometimes I hate you, even though you're the best

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>>6258821
but I actually like going to the waterpark ;-;
we do it every few years and it's the only time we get to do anything together as a family and have it be not constant arguing and abuse
plus it's the only holiday I get 'cause we're too poor to go abroad and stuff

>>6258873
>Get a nice full coverage one piece swimsuit, and wear swim shorts or a swim skirt with it.
either you don't know who I am or you're making fun of me

>>6259006
edie got her cosmetology degree from clown college

>>6259018
>>6258983
holy shit I think it is
fucking legend

WELP

New trip in 8 hours bye this phone kb is a nightmare

>>6259026
>edie has a title and you don't
;__;

>>6259013
You know she hates herself and wishes she was skinny every day right? All fat people do.

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>>6258996
Can't measure underbust because of the broken ribs, the measurement would be completely off. I think it's a-cup, 37-A or something but i just haven't bought a bra yet because no girl clothes at all. Thanks anyways!

>>6259011
It feels nice though. Humans have a built in high as a reward for working out thank god, otherwise I'd never do it.

>>6259024
sometimes I hate me too

even though I am the best ;)

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>>6259006

i can teach you that if you wannntttt
once i move to portland you need to come and visit so we can do more makeup classes too lol

>>6259025
You really are a child.
Robin for fuck sake. Think of the spectacle

>>6259031
i guess you'd know

>>6259027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWbtN1mwgkU
holy shit I am 90% sure. I am laffin so hard.

>>6259013
She's not human shaped

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Story time

>hang out with cis friend at her house yesterday
>she asks about how life is going for me
>tell her I'm sad cause I don't pass and look like a man
>she gets mad at me and slaps me in the face.
>says that I don't look anything like a man
>show her bad pics of me
>she tells me that I'm taking these pics to make myself feel bad
>tells me everytime she's out with me that I always get ma'amed
>continues to tell me that arguing with people only annoys and pushes them away
>say I'm ugly
>she says she won't comment on my apperance because everyone is either ugly, average or beautiful to someone.
>tells me if I ever complain to her again, she won't be my friend again.

I don't know what to say :/

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>>6259014
>I got tiddies on the side bb
It's time for a push-up bra.

>go to kitchen to cook pizza
>flatmates have invited a dozen loudmouthed friends over for normie drinking games and shit
>realise I'm not wearing anything over my fucking t-shirt again
>two or three of them keep staring at me in the eyes and at my chest
>tfw obvious manfaced tranny and have to take special care now to try and blend into the wallpaper instead of outing myself as a social freak

feels bad man

>>6259018
Yes it is.
He got fired from his job at a university for writing that article.

>>6259019
I have to stop myself eating.
no matter how much I eat it doesn't help but I eat anyway.

>>6259023
I'm not proving anything for anyone except myself.
go fuck yourself.

>>6259018
Yes! Lloyd is my utub husbando

>>6259019
>come back from cardio
>get depressed because muscular
>crave meat
>eat meat and flex
>get more depressed because I am a man
>repeat

>>6259042
this is why i hate close friends. they are the biggest hugboxers

>>6258977
>I'm innocent and pure and just want a soft and cute boy to hold
You want /femgen/

>>6259047
holy shit the absolute madman.

>>6259038
I know
I get really excited about it, I don't want to not go anymore ;~;

I'm not ready for the world at all

>>6259042
She just wants you to shut up. That sounds like a pretty reasonable request. We all wish you shut up but if it was that easy you would have already.

>>6259033
I don't think you can get odd band sizes

>>6259043
someone please tell me /mtfg/ hasn't got a chaser with a fetish for plastic bimbos
because that's gonna get annoying

>>6259042
You have damn fine friends. If what she's saying is true, you have little to worry about. Even if it's not, you have someone you can rely on to always be at your side.

Hell, 4chan is always mean. And we're all more than a little harsh on ourselves.

With that said... I might just go to bed.
I'm tired of the thread more than anything else. Today's been a bit... off kilter, I think.

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>>6259053
But is she really?
I mean I get ma'am 9/10 times without really even trying.

>>6259048
Good good. Get angry. That burns calories. See I'm helping you.

>>6259047
Not a problem for lloyd, he has like a million job skills. Photography, camera, dancing, evolutionary psychology, historical accuracy consultant, youtuber, sewer. Iirc he's a pretty good archer too

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Anyone here experience one breast growing faster then the other nearly 2 months into hrt? I've got a bud on one side under my nipple and a little development but nothing at all on the other side. I'm kinda worried. Anyone have this 1st starting out?

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>>6259060
But why?
I just like to vent sometimes :/

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>>6259042
>tells me if I ever complain to her again, she won't be my friend again
You'd think I woulda learned my lesson after losing a friend like this but I still can't stop complaining sometimes.

>>6259061
>I don't think you can get odd band sizes
38 then, I don't remember what it was exactly.

>>6259069
I have a really strong right arm due to overwank

Who is the most famous chaser of all time?

>>6259063
b d d

>>6259079
Lol
#same

>>6259064
keep telling yourself that

>>6259082
No one. They aren't important

>>6259082

Sniz the jew faced kike.

he tapped soo much boipussi including abby's.

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>>6258977
>I'm really picky about guys
>describes wanting a girl

o..ok
>>6258923
as long as it was just business
>>6258948
:20 is bretty good not going to lie
my problem is, I have no reference, I can't get turned on if I don't know what anything feels like. Pretty much the only thing that turns me on right now is thinking about Edie
>>6259037
>tfw dollface could be trans maryK millionare, but she would think all the products are shit

>>6259067
>evopsych
It's the best, the guy is basically a guy who was a self styled evolutionary psychologist. Almost as bad as that "I love blondes with huge tits and so did cavemen" guy at the LSE

>>6259082
on here?
tahm and SWG

>>6259069
Common. Happens to most girls. The slow one will usually catch up later.

>tfw you need a live in caretaker but nobody will ever care for you enough to do that.

>>6259069
Its normal for one to grow faster at first and even normal for one to be slightly bigger in the end. The one that is growing more can even switch.

My right is currently larger than my left.

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>>6259087
:/

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>>6259056
and you said i was a cruel nazi for wanting autistic people put in a nice secure reservation in the countryside where they're safe and can do autistic things without fear of inevitable repercussion. look i'd be willing to rename the scheme as a 'neverending convention' if its a branding issue around the term 'internment camp'

for shame Robin, i only have your interests at heart. the world is cruel and doesn't understand, why must you malign me so for trying to help

>>6259035
please don't say that!

>>6259090
Lol

>>6259099
Swg isn't a chaser
>>6259098
It's still a job skill since that's literally what he taught at the university. Also not sure what you're basing that on. He certainly doesn't have a degree in it though

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>>6259063
I mean I get ma'am 9/10 times without really even trying.
Fuck youuu passers stop complaining

>>6259061
That's not a chaser, they're trans girls you shitlord.

>>6259097
>as long as it was just business
y-yeh and when you fuck his attractive grandson, its all part of the con and even though you don't tell him so its just so he knows that you're getting his grandpappies money

>>6259115
>Swg isn't a chaser
but you are

I'm looking for my son. He pooed on the family toast

>>6259061
it has gotten pretty chasery this last couple of days.

Hey! What's going on at this moment of the day?

>>6259097
>:20 is bretty good not going to lie
>my problem is, I have no reference, I can't get turned on if I don't know what anything feels like. Pretty much the only thing that turns me on right now is thinking about Edie


You didnt answer the question.... If you got time warped to the 1940s to an army tent with guys who looked just like that, how wet would your butt be? Only mentioning this because you said you did stuff with your army buddies while in deployment.

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>>6259111

>>6259122
I'm not interested in girls, sorry.

>>6259111
Are you the trip that posted that awesome documentary video of autists in the english countryside?

>>6259123
on here shes known as robin and she posted at the very beginning on the thread.
i'm sorry that you can't accept that, and have to go out of your way to misgender your daughter. seriously, where do you even get off?

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>>6259123

>>6259135
maki isn't a chaser
he's a repressed tranny

>>6259054
isn't that place dead though?
>>6259097
what

I like girls and feminine boys
>>6259103
>ywn take care of someone

>>6258884
boobs naturally point apart if they're big enough
padding will make them seem bigger but won't create cleavage unless it's designed for it

>>6258983
did you hear about the mountain climbers out to prove vegans can do anything that died?

>>6259009
>tfw u need to apply to be officially recognised as disabled but it depresses u too much

>>6259069
that's how breasts work, just like testicles one generally grows faster and one can end up slightly bigger

>>6259137
Mako is a type of fish though

>>6259133
i fucking wish i was

>>6259141
but testicles are forever disgusting...

>>6259140
ur dead

>>6259137
very true

>>6259100
>>6259107
>>6259072
Thanks so much :3 I can calm down a bit now XD I just needed to get another opinion on this

>>6259140
I'm a feminine boy~

>>6259115
>that's literally what he taught at the university
He didn't. He was a dance teacher.

>>6259141
>if they're big enough
But they're fucking tiny, TINY

>>6259152
>tfw not fucking red on my rouch rn

I just had a bomb ass nap

>>6259153
is it bad that I can't respect a dance teacher even though I have no title?

>>6259116
But I just don't see what these people see
Like how can someone not clock me by just looking at my giant body?

>>6259153
No you idiot. He was a dance teacher while teaching at the university part time.

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how does it feel to be outdone by fucking ediefish

>>6259157
Isn't it midnight in the potato land?

>>6259157
do you remember the dream

>>6259161
because you saw your transition as a slow process and can't recognize the differences for a lack of a perceivable change.

>>6259160
What of the dance teacher is also a photographer and archaeologist?

>>6259156
fuck me hard Amy!!!

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>>6259129
I didn't do anything on deployment!

There was just this really tall strong irish guy that would fall asleep holding me if we were passing out at the same party.

and one time when he was really drunk, he couldn't get into a club and he said "Youre just discriminating against us because we're gay!"

and then he took my head and just hard core made out with me in front of the bar.

it.. left me woozy

>>6259170
well, archeologist I could respect. but I really don't know if it outweights not only dance teacher but photographer.

>>6259148
no one is dead, we're all gonna live forever.
>>6259152
I mean, are you? I don't wanna misgender anyone or anything.

>>6259165
Nearly but I went to sleep at 8.

>>6259166
I dreamt that I was lying in bed cuddling my cat.

>>6259170
>archaeologist
It takes like a master's degree here to be recognized as more than a digger.

>>6259177
I'm a feminine male <3

>>6259174
>and then he took my head and just hard core made out with me in front of the bar.


Id imagine he'd be repulsed by you today considering fags dont like girls.

>>6259165
its eternally dark in Ireland. they had to build a giant parasol over the entire country because even when they tried to be nocturnal, they still got skin cancer from a crescent moon

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>>6259174
>when you're not sure if you like this new ultra dedicate to edie mode of Faye

>>6259103
Get control over your life. Fucking hell mate.

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>>6259161
Gee I wonder why. Could it be that cis women have giant bodies too? Jesus fucking christ people like pizza and you piss me the fuck off, why can't you people be happy with passing? Yes I'm mad, if you have BDD seek professional help don't whine about it here.

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>>6259182
he had a gf at the time, multiple girls on the side

>>6259147
ok, still how stuff develops

>>6259154
it's just how they hang if they have any meat on them, if you're flat then they'll just go with the contours of your chest

>>6259137
remember when the only way eeknew of maki was as a chaser

fun times

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>>6259183
Brutal.

>>6259178
So what are you going to do for the rest of the night? Make potato moonshine?

>>6259009
You are a massive attention whore, liar and all round horrible person. You should be denied all treatment

B A S E D
L L O Y D
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/12/newcastle_veggie_site/

>>6259189
kinda jealous desu

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i have another appointment @ the clinic.
it's on the 6th of june @ 08:30.
i will be discussing the lab results & hrt w/ my doctor.
i'm getting so close ^.^

i also had a dream that i was in the men's restroom & let out a really loud high-pitched hiccup, the hiccup that i get every few minutes or so, & all the guys in there started mocking me, so i told them,
"ok, you know what? here's a proposition for all of you: if you can manage to never sneeze again for the rest of your life, i'll stop this weird hiccup thing."
they also told me that i don't belong in the men's room

>>6259196
go to bed mado/hailey

>>6259189
ooh a Magic card

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http://psychfirst.com/ketamine-therapy/

So I guess Ketamine was legalized for medical use in treatment for Major Depression?

>>6259180
Maybe out the door, today. Lindy is what, 50? He's been in the game a while

>>6259186
wow profound

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>>6259181
U r a transbian and u know it

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>>6259189

>>6259193
Remember when you didn't always type like a retard?

>>6259204
>age matters
This kind of bullshit is why people still think Schliemann was a man to emulate.

>>6259207
Put your hair down already! Why have it long if you're gonna keep it tied all the time?!

>>6259206
no, thank you

>>6259167
Damn, I can't even come up with a rebuttal. You got me there

>>6259188
Because we want to me small. We think that be big/giant is a thing for men.
I'd kill a small child if I could ever fit in a female small but I can't.
I have to wear a medium and I feel bad about it. Being big gives me dysphoria

>>6259174
That's a nice story desu

>>6259195
I dunno. Have a drink. Shower. Maybe play some dark souls.

>>6259181
neato
>>6259207
I think it's cute af that you and maddie are a thing tbqh

>>6259200
Kill yourself

>>6259213
>Being big gives me dysphoria
It's called dismorphia.

>>6259207
REEEEE
I'm a gay boy!!!!

>>6259213
>Being big gives me dysphoria
Did you not know that there's no big-to-small transition beforehand? Well you know now, stop complaining and seek therapy.

>>6259218
>look mom, I posted it again!

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>>6259189

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>>6259207


No your not cyba.


Now read this brother/tgsister incest story.

https://www.reddit.com/r/incest/comments/3g7xbk/bs_freaked_out_after_returning_from_college_not/

Theres like 12 parts and most of them are filled with stories about the guy fucking his trans sister and forcing her to let him play with her cock.


https://www.reddit.com/r/incest/comments/3yvs5w/bs_tg_freaked_out_update_11_road_trip_fun_home/

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What is the best feel to get tons of (You)s?

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>>6259220
uhhhhhhhhhhh ok

tfw your mouse stops working and its because theres a ball of pube trimmings stick in the laser thing

>>6259210
Age doesn't, but experience does. If you seriously think a bachelor that has 30 years in the field can't outskill a masters then you're a dumdum. It's not ageist

>>6259209
idk what ur talkin about honestly anon

u can look up all my old posts & theyre pretty much all like this lol

List of genuinely certified mentally disabled people, it's a small but exclusive club

Potsy
Amy
Yume
Robin

>>6259235
Just experimentation without theory doesn't make you a scientists, it makes you an efficient aproximation to a robot that works for scientists.

>>6259227
that's an interesting, relevant, and humorous video to share for this moment

>>6259240
How could you forget korra?

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>>6259240
me

>>6259220
Idk

>>6259225
That's why I'm looking into ways to break and remove bones

>>6259240
everyone. trans is a mental illness

>>6259240
>certified mentally disabled
Well, if you include crippling depression the list goes off the roof.

soooo hungry :(

I'm going to eat some boiled chicken and snowpeas

>>6259245

Whats it like having a neet bf thats slowly turning you into a neet as well?

>>6259242
You don't stop learning theory outside uni in any intellectually demanding field.especially not when you're as mentally active as lloydo-sama

>>6259235
In any field it's the same. Nobody who is a graduate knows much about their field yet.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41GsS3jldOI

>tfw you fall in love with a girl and you finally feel normal
Phew. I thought I was in trouble for a while there

>>6259240
Dang. I never make any lists

>>6259253
you could do that while you wait someone to tip you if you get out of ideas. I mean, someone has to get turn on watching that statistically speaking.

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>>6259211
To upset you anon. Pic related.
>>6259229
I'm not actually into incest. I don't think there is anything wrong with incest, but it's not for me. Sorry. Definitely transbian though. Transgirls are the best girls and I am a turbodyke.
>>6259217
Me too birdy

>>6259256
no, thank you

>>6259254
kiwis bf doesnt have a job or school?

>>6259258
You do when you try to specialize in a dozen different unconected things.

>>6259263
>I'm not actually into incest.
allegedly

>>6259263
>don't think there is anything wrong with incest,


cyba just read the god damn stories its going to make you get a raging boner.

>>6259249
>That's why I'm looking into ways to break and remove bones
Do whatever but if you want to complain about passing as a female do it in ftmg please.

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>>6259251
good to see somebody here who has the decency to admit it

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leftover cold pizza is the best

>>6259263
>To upset you anon. Pic related.
Aarrgghhh! I'm gonna getya!

>>6259259
Bullshit. There are plenty people who aren't graduate at all with ph.d-grade understanding. Not just in theory but in application.

>>6259244
>>6259245
I wasn't sure about those but I didn't want to make assumptions. Good to know.
>>6259251
>>6259252
I only included the ones I know admitted to having genuine autism or schizophrenia with doctors and all sorts of shit.

>>6259274
A rare dose of reality in this magical meme land.

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>>6259263
R U KIDDIN ME

>>6259263
ur cute!

>>6259262
Lmao! I'm not on cam 24/7 is that how it's supposed to work or what?

Fuckin' friend being all suicidal and shit and threatening to take 20 zicodopepddine or whatever it's called, the sleep meds. It's clearly medicat-able mental illness, he's just having obsessive over-analytical thoughts making him think he's a bad person. What should I do?

>>6259258
Yes, I'm sure a man whose idea to win the debate on vegetarianism is to forcefeed them lard so they become fat and fair game for mockery is an intellectual giant.

>>6259281
>with doctors and all sorts of shit.
Phien is considering internation in a ward
CFH literally went through that already

>>6259278
Unfortunately you failed reading comprehension.

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>>6259199

Neat. I just got back from a clinic. I have my second appointment on the 7th. Felt like I was dreaming as I was looking over the informed consent paperwork.

>>6259082
Sam Hyde duh

>>6259096
K E K
Abby got snizz'd?

>>6259278
i'd love to get a ph.d.
then i'd have the distinct privilege to demand everybody to call me doctor

>>6259285
If you're free to be there most of the time I'd assume that's the point. If you don't fish long enough you're not getting your dinner.

>>6259082
keanu reeves

>>6259287
he cant help it
go round to his and take watch, bring food.

>>6259082
keanu reeves

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>>6259287
Tell him about poo on toast

>>6259263
>I'm not into incest
cyba, I
>>6259275
it really is

>>6259111
isn't that basically what a tranny mansion is anyway

>>6259278
Unemployed internet trolls like to think they're all on par or above phd.

>>6259289
Fuck vegans.

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>>6259240
Hey! I'm eligible for disability! Don't exclude me pls.
>>6259272
Tbh, I'm p sure she's talking about the """""""""""passing"""""""""""" that happens due to people being nice.

>>6259251
>>6259274
nah, gender dysphoria is
if you successfully treat that with transition then you're not considered mentally ill

>>6259299
>>6259303
...how...

>>6259292
I did, but I dunno, it seemed weird to address that comment to me since that's basically my sentiment, so I assumed I had misunderstood. And in doing so I misunderstood

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>>6259304
ok, did poo on toast actually happen?
b/c that's extremely gross, & everyone should know better

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>>6259082
I have heard.... that it's this dude

>its that time of day again where autistic edgar goes on a 14 hour streak of posting made up attention seeking bullshit every time his post counter ends.

>>6259307
No. There is the tranny mansion.

The Repression Bunker

Then we have the hon shed. Which is where you go

Goof morning nerds how you

>>6259309
They ruin everything desu

>>6259309
vegan =/= vegetarian
Are you literally retarded

>>6259312
hivemind

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>>6259274
we may all be mentally ill but some are more mentally ill than others

>>6259282
i only have /got/ memes or ones about crippling depression. i have no magical anime memes. i am unwelcome here

>>6259307
a tranny mansion doesn't need guards with tasers, just the house mom to separate a catty bitchfit between two 'girls'

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>>6259315
It actully did

>>6259325
The lack of meat is making you all irritable.

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>>6259311
mmmm....
that's debatable.
i've chosen to accept that all opposing viewpoints on the matter use valid arguments to support their opinions

>>6259314
Not everything people post in response is an attack to your statement.

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>>6259310
>that happens due to people being nice
If the person is anywhere near as BDD as pizzaslut they're just making it sound like ""passing"" to garner sympathy, feed their delusion or whatever.

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>>6259324
who you callin a goof?

>>6259318
Sounds like Angie.

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>>6259342
best post since i told amy to "avoid the noid"

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>>62598324
my evening is boring

how are you qtpie

>>6259252
that's more a mental illness than a mental disability tbf

>>6259281
ehh I'd class schizophrenia as a illness rather than a disability too

autism, dyspraxia, chromosonal disorders that affect the brain like Downs etc. are mental disabilities

depression, anxiety, schizophrenia etc. are mental illnesses although their cause may be stuff like physical trauma sometimes leading to a disability component

of course, there's a grey area

neither is more important than the other or anything like that though

>>6259301
I live hours away from him
should I just call the police? I don't want to be tried for manslaughter by negligence

>>6259353
Enjoy jail

>>6259337
Stop attacking me

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>>6259312
>>6259299
to be fair... being attracted to Jamie Clayton... is not chaser material, she doesn't have a penis.. and it's fucking Jamie clayton
>>6259303
he went out with a trans girl and kissed her in public

>>6259315
no, it did not happen

WHAT THE FUCK NO
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36362505

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>>6259342
who else /goofykin/ here?

>>6259263
Hi qt

>>6259352
Birdie are you manually typing out post numbers?

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>>6259359
Yes it did you freak

>>6259355
oh come on, I've had a fair crack and I do like the guy, he was one of the first people I came out to and I've known him for like 9 years, they can't blame me if I tried.

>>6259360
old news

>>6259361
I'm caught between "they're not hurting anyone, don't kinkshame" and "OH GOD MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOOOOP"

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>>6259330
>crippling depression
Pls post them.
>>6259341
I mean it does happen a LOT. You can't dismiss something that happens an absurd amount of times a day as bending the truth to be in line with delusions.
Also, its Angie. So, that answers your bdd question :^)

>>6259369
>old news
>yesterday

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>>6259360
Stay mad my racist friend

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IM HOME THREAD!!!!

DID U MISS ME???

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>>6259361

>>6259365
wew lass, no I must have misclicked and fat fingered something on my keyboard

>>6259123
>the family toast
I fucking lost it

>>6259380
yeah i guess i did

I'm using my depression away with a vibrator.
I'm gonna force myself until i can't be sad anymore

>>6259380


home from what?

>>6259380
No one missed your hon ass

>>6259380
hi

>>6259385
i thought so
nerd!!!

>>6259389
gay-ass shitty job that im quitting soon

>>6259390
that hurts my feelies anon :(

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>>6259375

>>6259388
that's an interesting solution

>>6259334
>that's debatable
not rlly, the authorities who decide what is and is not mental illness say it isn't

you're free to disagree of course but without research and the medical establishment to back it up you're basically at "they eat'a da poopoo" or "if dere's climate change then why do I have this snowball here?? HUH?!?!" level

maybe you've seen different arguments than I have but in my experience it's all feels-driven appeals to disgust and "common sense" that completely disregards science

boiled chicken is heaven

>>6259360
I thought you were in australia

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>>6259380
I need it

>>6259376
Yes it's old news. They were never going to let him get that presidency. That will change after a few more years of the German led shit storm.

>>6259395
>nerd!!!
hey fuck you bitch, we're in a fight now

Is it still AGP if you're not turned on sexually at all???

>>6259407
Yes

I have a small lump in my boob area, but up close to my armpit. I'm sure it's just a lymph node, but what if it's not @_@

>>6259396
I really wanted to have burgers with you because I secretly planned to smear shit inside the bun. I hope you can forgive me. Can I come inside and hug your gf.

>>6259407
everything is agp
knowyourmeme

>>6259407
Yes

>>6259397
i have none other