/mtfg/ transgirl general

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>2 images early

>current feel
https://youtu.be/v6uBkJSbQO0

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>>6216334
this edition tho

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the fact that I am not currently cuddling bearded ryan gosling fills me with despair

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>prickly beards brushing against the nape of your neck edition

oh my god this sounds amazinggggg~

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>>6216362
sounds itchy to me.
not that it's a bad thing

>eat gf out
>beard hurts her buttcheeks
Beards arent all fun and games

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>>6216365
well that's one of the two ultra sensitive areas on my body and thinking about it being touched with anything gets me triggered in a good way ^~^

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>>6216329
Can't wait to be able to afford overwatch so I can hear the weeb yelling in VOIP whenever someone ults as hanzo/genji
>implying i have friends to be in VOIP with
well anyways, it sounds like potential for fun times

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>>6216375
LOL oh my gawd dude now I wanna do that in my girl voice

>>6216372
Are you implying someone got close enough to touch you sexually?

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>>6216383
Yeahhh that's probs why I don't VOIP, no grill voice yet :B

>>6216388
i wanted to be the first transbian

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testing

>>6216348
>>6216373
just be gay together
I'll watch and cheer you on so it's less weird

>http://www.strawpoll.me/10242835
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10242835
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10242835

winter is like 13 days away and right now its 81F
I want cold weather ,_,

>>6216399
i only drink local craft microbrew root beer

>>6216392
Sorry bro, tons of hons already beat you to it.

5'2 95lbs here
i just drank a litre of vodka
when do i feel something

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>tfw finally have a big sister again

yeeeeee

is there anyone else who is super sensitive on the inside of their elbow? the fold? cause it makes me go crazy and i've never known anyone else to, am I just weird?

>>6216398
no she's straight and i definitely have no crushes don't be dum

>>6216399
where's Abita tho

>>6216395
your beard shadow is visible in this picture

>>6216401
Holy shit, you're in the southern hemisphere? No wonder you're so fat.

>>6216405
dare me to drive

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>>6216405
if everything you wrote in that post is true,
then you need to get your stomach pumped.
please live

>>6216395
I've been told you live in Binghamton, which is like an hours drive from me. How is it?

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>>6216388
yeah. I lost my virginity earlier this year :\

>>6216390
practice silly! if a dummy like me can get one anyone can!

>>6216398
b-but girls cant like other girls that forbidden!

>>6216416
oh
am i going to die? because i dont feel anything rn
thats fine though i guess

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>>6216417
near there yes
it's slow and quaint compared to long island, i'm enjoying the atmosphere upstate
there's so much woods and hills though, it's a little spooky

So I have an issue and it is this.

I have done the full transition and lied through my teeth to get it. First it was for hrt, I nervously got dressed in drag and got on hrt the same day. Then I tossed the clothes in the garbage and went to being regular old shut in me behaving like a man in every aspect except online. Then it was time for laser hair removal, I went dressed as a normal guy but the technician did girl talk with me every miserable session. Then it was time for ffs consult so again I got into drag and had to stay that way for the whole trip and loathed it, I felt like a moving target. Went home, put the shit in a box and went back to normal. FFS rolls up and I had to live a whole month in a hotel room dressed in drag and I was ashamed of myself. Healed, flew home and tossed girl clothes. Started to get people calling me a girl and stuff and I only dressed in masculine clothing and carried myself like a normal guy. So I had a hair cut, didn't help. Year goes by and srs consult comes up, same deal with ffs but different country. Day of surgery rolls by and all I get is cringe, cringe from the hons congratulating me, cringe from the staff, cringe from my sister who went with me and was telling me its like a new birthday [cringe]. I had to fake a gay voice the whole time and wear makeup and stuff before the day of the op. So i'm in the OR room and the anesthesiologist is about to gas me and I grab her wrist and say I am worried. She had already put in like a pre anesthetic so I am almost out as it is and she didn't alert the surgeon I wanted out and gassed me. I woke up in agony with my penis gone. Another month of healing, dilating, dying inside, and I was at my place and I threw all the fem stuff in the fire place and lit it up.

Now i'm stuck and I don't know who I am. I still only dress as a guy but no one treats me like one. Is death my only option?

>>6216423

>tfw the only spooks around here are niggers

>>6216421
>i'm gonna die?
>just as well
why did it have to be the 1st time i've tried to save a life?
please don't do this to me

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How does one friendzone a guy that's really into you?

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>>6216423
ah cool. I live outside Syracuse.
I felt the same way when we first moved here from Michigan ten years ago, but I've really grown to love upstate. The Adirondacks are the best, I love going to my step moms kinda crappy lake house up there

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>>6216419
>practice silly!
I am but I still don't know how to change the resonance to head resonance despite like 10 different people trying to explain it to me

>>6216431
call him buddy a lot

>>6216431
I need advice, did you get depression after srs? I did.

>>6216429
imsorry friend im nto trying to do anything to you
imjust wondering when alcohol is supposed to make me care less about agony
did i dirnk too much

>>6216431
tell him you're becoming a nun and moving away

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>>6216433
if you drive maybe you could visit us sometime, it would be fun

>>6216431
>friendzoning someone
absolutely horrible of you

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>>6216431
Don't suck his dick! Also put emphasis on how much of a friend he is and how ur interested in someone else

>>6216436
get the vibration outta your chest and kinda talk outta your nose.

>>6216424
there are guys with parts who look like yours if you want to live as a guy

i have never heard of someone with purging behaviours go all the way to srs, but i'm sorry. someone must be able to help. death is not your only option.

>>6216439
yes, seeing how it took you less than 10 minutes to start typing like that, you DEFINITELY drank WAY too much.
go the toilet & throw up – NOW

>>6216419
Hey Korra we ended up making up and talking it out and it was really daft and because we are two hormonal girls who behave like teenagers but have adult experiences and it's sometimes a recipe for these huge blow ups where we both end up upset. She was never gonna break up with me, I was just a terrified idiot. Basically we just didn't speak to each other for an hour. I feel so dumb. I love Aife so much, it's a huge relief she's ok and things are ok. Thanks for being my shoulder to cry on, you're a good friend

Man, you guys are so much nicer than the folks at /gg/. Wish I was trans

>>6216429

Why does it matter? Thanks for informing me I can kill myself with a liter of vodka though. And I'm a different anon from that one.

>>6216431

"Oh my BOYFRIEND and I had this great time last week. He took me to see Melanie Martinez. You're such a great FRIEND, anon, that I want to bring you along next time." Just take him aside and tell him you know he wants to be more than friends with you, but that you don't feel the same way.

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>>6216419
>that forbidden!
pic related

>>6216431
don't leave any hope trying to be gentle, u'll just hurt them more
make it clear that you will never want to be with them that way and you'd like to stay friends but if they can't help but let that stuff get in the way and take priority then that's that

>>6216447
Its not purging, I wanted to be a girl at first but realized being girly is disgusting and phony, for me at least.

>feeling in the mood
>that mood
>try visual porn
>does absolutely nothing for me
>give up
>hop back on /lgbt/
>see this
>>6213546
>>6213558
>>6213566
>>6213577
>>6213587
>>6213594
>>6213604
>feel like I'm on fire from the waist down
welp hormones finally made me into a girl
but how do I masturbate now?

>>6216450
>/gg/
what's that? gaygen?

>Wish I was trans
if you stay here long enough, you will be ;)

>>6216431
make up shit about an ex being back in your life?

>>6216409
korra can lick your elbow
she can lick
anything

>>6216453
oh forgot my name, like it even matress, should probably just go anon again

>>6216431
>>6216437
>>6216438
>>6216443
>>6216451
youre all fucking terrible people wow
just tell the guy you're not into him, damn

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>>6216451
GODDAMMIT.
go figure! when you try to tell somebody that their life is in danger, yet another decides to deliberately put their life in danger.
FUCKING. EXCELLENT.
now i've gotta hope that 0/*2* people die today

>>6216446
>get the vibration outta your chest
I can get it up to my neck but not higher than that, at least not on normal speaking volume
>kinda talk outta your nose.
I've heard this before but I have no idea how to apply it, sorry :P

>>6216464
This desu.

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>>6216449
glad to hear it ended well. ^^ yeah I kinda could tell that's how things were but I didn't wanna marginalize ur feelings ya know, and np I like to help where I can ^-^

>>6216450
/gg/?

>>6216453
exactly I can't involve myself in such degeneracy!

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Quick, Mtfg, tell me what you have on your desk, RIGHT NOW.

>asus monitor
>viewsonic monitor
>acer monitor
>japanese art knit
>router
>modem
>logitech controller
>electrical tape
>gameboy advanced
>phone
>lighter
>debit card
>nail clippers
>tv remote
>journal
>$1.14 in change
>mones: spiro, progesteron, estrogen
>wifi adapter
>monitor hardware thing
>naruto manga used to help secure said hardware
>3 hairbands
>necklace
>weed
>2 bongs
>shaving razor
>microphone
>2 mechanical pencils
>box cutter
>yoshi's island gba cartridge
>A ring I was supposed to give back to a friend but forgot
>200 mg trazadone
>a piece of work paper

>>6216468
or god knows how many @ this point

le ebin meme hon robin here
trip off because I want replies

http://www.strawpoll.me/10242941
http://www.strawpoll.me/10242941
http://www.strawpoll.me/10242941

also please for the love of god how can I improve myself / be a different person altogether
I don't care if it's drugs of one kind or another, idc if I'm still trans just please someone tell me how to not be me I can't fucking stand it anymore. I'm at the point where I feel like snapping and going completely insane to the point where I can't tell what's real and what's not would be a blessing for me. just tell me how to be a different person instead PLEASE

>>6216468

Oh, I'm not going to try that now. I kind of have someone special. If a day comes I get really desperate, I might try that. But I was thinking more exsanguination via the carotid arteries.

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>>6216437
I can do that

>>6216438
Yes, that's completely normal, I got depressed for a few months post op. How long ago did you get srs?


>>6216461
He knows my ex ;__;

>>6216451
>>6216446
That's going to be difficult when I've already gone on a few dates with him.

>>6216453
Best answer so far I think, but I'll be as direct as possible.

>>6216443
I know, I'm awful. I'm just not into him in that way though even if he's fun to hang out with.

>>6216448
idont think icanwalkthat far but i got a bcucet
soam i goin to die ??

>>6216477
penicillin, the old fashioned way

>>6216459
pls respond

my imagination isn't good enough for this ;_;

>>6216473
but in that pic degeneracy won which is why the sad asian girls are so sad

>>6216413
skinny skellington from the south reporting, this isn't true outside of Chile and Bolivia.

>>6216459
you don't
contain your lust, remain pure.

>>6216486
if you don't follow my instructions, yes, you will die.
please, just vomit in the bucket already

>>6216477
Why do you have spiro, progesterone and estrogen?

>>6216493
oh i have tomake myself pu ke???sory ididnt know thatthat

>>6216484
>How long ago did you get srs?
3 months ago, I feel like I wasn't prepared for the change in how I am treated by society or even little things like peeing, sometimes I just want to go and pee and not prep the seat

>>6216495
because I take them every day?

>>6216497
do it NOW!
i'm begging you!

>>6216462
don't tease me ;_;

>>6216477
a bunch of MtG cards, a phone, a bunch of normal playing cards, a landline phone, a cash register, a roll of receipt tape, a tip jar, a bunch of water bottles, a razor, a bunch of pens and stuff, packing tape, ibuprofen, a bowl of raisin bran

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>>6216477
3 bras
a pair of socks
a pen
4 receipts
2 beanies
this (idek what it is but I got it with my pokemongs)

oh and there is legit a flannel draped over the back of my chair

>>6216473
It's cute though, don't make quid cry

>>6216458
so don't be girly. it's not 1954.
If you transitioned because of the memes or some weird thing like that then I'm trully sorry, I never though that was actually something that could really happen.
If your issue is with turning into someone else to be accepted as a woman, first that doesn't really seem to be the case and second, well, you don't need to. Just be whatever you want to be, already payed a fortune for that.

>>6216459
>not kayla
>mentions dirt bike riding
>not kayla

>>6216462
i guess I'm forever in your eyes now ;~; I was kidding when I said I was a lesbian >~<

>>6216471
nasal voice?

>>6216480
try not talking about your sexual escapades or fetishes in the thread since it kinda makes you seem creepy. um also just try not being so long winded and whiny when you talk. ya know?

>>6216484
hmm you could be up front about it desu.. .

>>6216492
this desu.

>>6216507
I'm not trying to tease her tho. I like her but not in that way >\\<

>>6216500
:( I'm starting but i was under the impression that I only needed spiro and estrogen!

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What are you drinking with ur gf tonight mtfg?

>>6216501
ojay mo,,my

>>6216464
two posters of all those you linked had a different opinion from yours. do you read the posts or only click on the numbers because you love math?

>>6216513
forever a lesbian *

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>>6216492
PURE IS BORING
TELL ME WHAT I CAN MASTURBATE TO NOW
SOMEONE LINK ME LEWD STORIES

>>6216490
64% of australians are overweight or obese

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>>6216442
yeah maybe someday, I'm pretty shy and insecure though
SUNY Binghamton is on my list of schools to transfer to once I get my life sorted out
>>6216504
>mtg
wew lass what are we talking here standard, modern, legacy, EDH?

Dear all trans people:

Do you ever have the little voice of reason in your head that keeps reminding you that you aren't being genuine?

>>6216516
progesterone works for some more than others, mine has given me really sensitive nips so I love them after having shit tits for a year with no sensitivity.

>>6216484
just tell the motherfucker you dont wanna date him, wow
dont pussyfoot around with this backhanded friendzone manipulation bullshit
thats the scummiest thing ever

>>6216450
this has been a nice day. even kayla behaved. the worst drama was moap and phien discussing if you should identidy as 100% woman or a female brain in a male body.

>>6216477

>Sansui monitor
>Logitech speakers
>Folders
>Classwork
>SimCity 4
>Waterpik
>Nautica sweater
>Yearbook from elementary, I guess?
>Camera
>Composition notebook
>Watch with dead battery
>Partially disassembled PC
>Screwdrivers
>PS2
>Metal Gear Solid: The Essential Collection
>Coat rack
>Loose papers
>Spare change
>Keyboard
>Staples rebate
>Scissors
>Measuring tape
>Mechanical pencil
>Nail clipper
>PS2 controller
>Razor
>Hand mirror
>A book written by a sexologist

I think that covers it

>>6216527
yeag

>>6216527
it was like that before I started transition. things were really awkward trying to be a boy and I always felt guilty for having to play pretend and not be me

>>6216513
I don't think you're a lesbian
I'm just trying to get you a wife I'm being a wingman for my onee-chan aight ;3
>>6216524
only losers masturbate to stories
at least read an incest doujin or something jesus anon

>>6216525
I am 7kg under the recommended minimum weight for my age/height

>>6216519
please tell me when you're finished

>>6216542

What does being a boy mean?

>>6216499
I understand that, it's a lot to process at once and between the rigorous dilation schedule, still healing surgical site and everything like that it's a stressful time. It's normal to feel depressed around this time but it does get better.

How does society treat you differently now exactly?

>>6216513
I will be, I just don't know how to word it really

>>6216497
it will probably happen by itself...

>>6216543
you little brat I'm gonna beat you you up!

>>6216543
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT LINKS PLEASE

>>6216484
wait this is the boy you were all worried about coming out to?

>>6216507
I'm not crying, I'm semicolon-eyeing silly

>>6216513
>korra likes me
^_^

>>6216526
just a bunch of cards from 2013-2016 and some from i dunno when but really old

i am a complete nub, I tried to get into it in 2013 and then tried again more recently and succeeded slightly

>>6216529
But will it gimme me better tits? I don't want rocket shaped tits. :(

>>6216557
maybe, I have no idea

>>6216518
vodka and juice

>>6216525
88% of australians are spiders

>>6216527
I try to be as genuine as possible, one of the best parts of transition is just being free to be me

>>6216506
>3 bras
>2 BEANIES!
Stop showing off!

>>6216518

Thought that was a dick in her hand. Disappointed.

>>6216545
you are part of the 36% of Australians who are actually human
good work

>>6216484

Why are you friendzoning him?

[spoiler]Micropenis?[/spoiler]

>>6216553
I AM NORMAL SIZED
>>6216555
anon what do you normally masturbate to
who doesn't 'bate to doujins pssh
pssh

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>>6216477
>dont know any of my computer bullshit
>drug paraphernalia
>weed shrooms and coke
>bottle of booze
>nailclippers
>dildo
>loaded .38
>several empty weed containers
>lots of ashes everywhere
>half of desk is covered in resin
>other half covered in kief
>cumrags, several
>lighters, some zippos
>knife with resin on it
>nepalese kukri
>another dildo
>18 inch bong (more drug paraphernalia)
>a piece of paper with the word nigger written in several different cartoonish fonts

>>6216526
or to be more specific

a bunch of randoms, a red/white deck, a black/green deck, and some black/red vampire deck this dude just gave me i haven't really tried yet

>>6216513
>nasal voice?
Doesn't sound feminine tho, just nasal :P

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>>6216560
>88% of australians are spiders

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>>6216530
I want to be his friend
I don't want to date him
The term is friendzoned
Why is this scummy and manipulative?

>>6216556
Yeh. I might have brought that up a bit soon

>>6216567
He can't beat me at soulcalibur

>>6216477
>one 16:9 dell monitor
>one 4:3 dell monitor
>Steelserious qck+
>Logitech G502
>Corsair K70
>some logitech webcam
>blue yeti
>2 books: Welcome to the NHK and No Longer Human
>my glasses case
>a broken PSP
>a battery removed from the PSP
>a couple reciepts from places, idk
>my wiiu controller dock + controller
>remote for my TV that's connected to my wii u.

>>6216568
i used to masturbate to pictures like a dirty manly man but now i can't becasue i'm a gir;l now
AND I WANT TO MASTURBATE

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>>6216559
>MFW not getting rocket tits is rocket science

DIY is not for the faint of heart.

What if there is no such thing as being trans?

What if you just like looking like and doing things that a society has labeled feminine.

What if 40 years from now we will all be laughing at how silly the notion of being trans was?

i really hope anon's gonna be alright

>>6216584
I won't care because I'll be dead :)

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>>6216556
I started around 2013 but became obsessed pretty quickly. Probably because my friends and I would play after school like every day and we'd all go to the card shop every friday together
What kinda decks do you play?

>>6216560

But you were always free. Why do you feel you had to "transition"?

>>6216584
I only like doing some feminine things and people call me a lesbian for it.

>>6216570
i was gonna casually judge you for degeneracy but then I read
>other half covered in kief

WHAT THE HELL young lady gather that fucking stuff up and store it properly how DARE you i am v. seriously judging you now

>>6216575
y'think...

but I think what anon is getting at is there's no need to play games, just tell him

gonna be awkward af either way

>>6216577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4itIyKXad68

>>6216577
pretty sure girls just 'bate to pictures of boys kissing
probably

>>6216584
that's literally nothing to do with being trans

I'm not trans because I want to have long hair, I'm trans because I want to have a vagina

>>6216594
i mean i just leave my shit on my desk because its usually gone within an hour of being laid out
i go through 3 grams a day
>degeneracy
eh im happy though

>>6216524
you could masturbate like a boy as Faye has taught us, get a pillow and rub against your crotch as you imagine yourself in that scenario. it's the manliest way to masturbate.

>>6216595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqW7YOdWQOU

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>>6216571
>>6216591
whoops didn't notice this. Sounds pretty good
Do you play regularly at a shop or something?

>>6216584

>Laughed at me while alive
>Laughed at me while dead

I'll be in a grave having died a happy slut.

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>>6216549
idk I have no idea how to be one x.x

>>6216551
i mean the "I'm not into you like that but I wanna be friends" works well enough I think?

>>6216556
well yeah ur super fun to hang with!

>>6216560
100% are kangaroos too!

>>6216568
you normal sized brat!

>>6216572
well if you do the other stuff and refine it over time it will! if my phone wasn't on bottlenecked Internet I'd do a clip for u. heres the last one I did. it's not the best but it's something!

https://voicespice.com/Player.aspx?c=p&h=62367643&j=200F4

>>6216480
you're letting the anon trolls get to you, you're just kind of awkward you aren't a bad person

>>6216527
when I'm in malemode, yeah, all the time.

is the fatal dose of liquor in the bucket yet?

>>6216599

If that was the criteria for being trans, how are some people trans who don't plan on having their genitals operated upon?

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>>6216557
it's usually not recommended around here.
torpedo tits are just genes, though, cis women have them too. some even look good even with floppy breasts.

>>6216616
hleloim ppukinga lot but ptyping this in a breif moment of bpause betwen the agony
omg my stomaccj

>>6216577
You could insert a carrot in the anus, happy timez!

>>6216572
it really shouldn't be nasal, but it's a first step.
if it sounds really nasal you just sound like a gay boy.

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>>6216594
>y'think...
I was getting strong signs that he knew and I wanted to get it out of the way. I'm not exactly good at this dating thing ;_;
I think he'll understand though, I hope

>>6216611
Yeh, it should hopefully

>>6216609
there's this coffee shop across the street from the pizza place i work at where basically everyone plays, i'll go over there to play pinball and hang and play magic after work, and people will come over and play with me here and there, and the delivery driver plays too

>>6216611
omg yay

>>6216619
because they don't like the operation

ask any tranny if they want some kind of magic spell to give them a real vagina
if they say no they aren't trans

>>6216607
something happened in my undies theres some kind of fluid seeping out of them!

>>6216611

What does trying to be a boy mean?

>>6216613
not morally bad but I am utterly incompetent and mentally ill to the point of not functioning properly in daily life and I have crippling shame and disgust over being a hon, being disabled, having autism etc., I just feel like I'm fundamentally a failure and I can't get over it. the only solutions are death or more preferably just breaking my mind into not recognising itself somehow, idk.

>>6216626
what kind of return are you getting on the pizza place? 5%?

>>6216620
:3 sometimes I love this board. Thanks anon.

>>6216584
>What if there is no such thing as being trans?
unlikely based on all the available data but possible in the way that just about everything is technically possible like u could have an invisible unicorn in ur room but it isn't likely

>What if you just like looking like and doing things that a society has labeled feminine.
well that is part of it tbqh, humans associate gender roles with the sexes and so people who transition try to fit in with societal expectations which can been seen to vary across different cultures

>What if 40 years from now we will all be laughing at how silly the notion of being trans was?
well it seems to have likely been a thing throughout most of human history and all the ongoing research just continues to solidify and add-to how we view the condition so Idk how things even could switch around to /pol/-tier "they're just le dumb crazy degenerates who need to just get over the jewish conspiracy!" views besides a total collapse of society and science

>>6216627

How do you know that?

>>6216630
ok if youre pre transition and having to present as male but you don't really know how to do it and you fumble around feeling depressed and guilty

>>6216575
>Why is this scummy and manipulative?
because beta guys feel they are entitled to women who pay attention to them. some beta women are also like that.
it's pretty hard to remain friends with someone you like, even more when that person knows you like them.

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>tfw your bf bullies you into telling yourself youre a good gf

>>6216638
how do you know that all bachelors are unmarried?

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>>6216635
just make sure you don't wear tight bras or it will look funny

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>>6216584

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HELP! I think my gt is broken! I can't orgasm properly ;________;

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>>6216626
sounds pretty chill, I wish I had that
I got caught up playing in tournaments and sometimes it's fine, and sometime I get so unlucky I want to kill myself. Oh well probably karma for being a no fun allowed control player

>>6216642
Gay

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>>6216644
>bullying

>>6216639

What does "present as male" mean? Why does one need to present as anything?

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>>6216497
If you can't do that call 911

>>6216649
try perenium rubbies or fingering your butt

>>6216649
ME TOO PLEASE HELP

>>6216362
Just date one of your trans friends if you like prickly beards

>>6216658
. . . . I give up it's my fault for getting baited this far

>>6216645

I never made that claim.

>>6216656
I'll bully you into rubbin quid's elbow

>>6216619
uh cause it isn't a real vag and costs a shitload and hurts and is dangerous?

speaking as somebody who wants to get it ASAP

>>6216625
maybe but he probably won't want to be friends with you

>>6216632
well I don't know enough to really offer solutions but you shouldn't hate yourself over things that are out of your control and don't affect anyone but you, it's unlucky but it doesn't make you undeserving of respect or compassion...

>>6216633
dang you have a good memory, or you secretly know me/have me on skype :o

>>6216650
yeah PROBABLY you awful person

>>6216644
trips on Phien

>>6216649
it happens, learn to enjoy the general feeling instead of the climax I guess

>>6216658
what? everyone presents themselves a certain way, as in, give a general impression based on their appearance and actions. trans people just are overly aware of it.

>>6216592
well part of it is those pesky cultural expectations of how the sexes "should" act with discrimination to enforce it but another big part of it is being able to be comfortable in my own skin

>>6216644
ikTf besides "b"f

>>6216659
they're doing it now.
i would also like to advise this person to drink some water when they're done, & get something to eat in roughly an hour.
& PLEASE do not drink that much again

>>6216666
congrats you're retarded

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>>6216667
p-pls no bully

>>6216674
quads confirm it, the sky is not necessarily blue

>>6216669
Oh well, this is going to make the dynamic at D&D super weird then

>>6216640
I pray that it doesn't go down that path ;_;

>>6216665

I only wish to better understand.

>>6216424
You're a man so man up and deal with that shit. You only have yourself to blame for fucking yourself up and wasting that money.

>>6216679
it really depends on the other person and a tiny bit at how much you break his heart.
if he's not overly beta he should be okay with it as long as it's a
>I really prefer the dynamic we had as friends, I don't see this working and I'd like us to remain friends much longer than we would last as a couple, etc
and not a
>you're really not my type, I don't like you, I'm gonna start ignoring you from now on, etc.
don't take my 3am examples as more than ilustrations, though. don't be a bitch and if he is cool he'll be cool.

>>6216650
Do you think kaladesh will be good? I want to see riggers and contraptions

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>>6216669
NO CREATURES FOR YOU
ONLY I GET TO HAVE FUN

>>6216459
Oh hun your bell is going off now

>>6216681
v
>>6216670

>>6216672

Why does it matter if someone else doesn't approve of what you do?

If you are afraid of something they may do, doesn't your problem lie with them, not yourself?

>>6216424
nice b8 m8 etc

how full is the bucket?

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<3 i love you all and you're all worthy of niceness and decency

Nini mtfg

>>6216674

I will assume you have decided to relinquish your argument.

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>>6216687
God damn I hope to see it. Steamflogger Boss jumped to like $5 today lmao. If he is reprinted though I'll gladly pay extra for the dope future sight bordering. Foil too if I'm feeling extra frivolent
A cool artifact deck in standard would pretty pretty awesome too, last time there was anything like that was with ensoul artifact+darksteel citadel and that wasn't very good

>>6216701
more like just the argumentation, if you make a comparison and the other person completely fails to get the point why bother?

>>6216477
Um...
>Razor Keyboard
>GX Speakers
>AOC Monitor
>EMLA
>Seagate portable HD
>Macadamia nuts
>4 empty cans of Baja Blast
>1 empty can of Coke
>1 red cup
>1 paper towel
>4 post-it notes
>1 thing of seasoned salt
>1 failed aluminum part
>Toothpaste
>Toothbrush
>Comb
>Bath bomb
>1 external HD enclosure w/ 1 HD inside
>1 DL389 form
>1 bag of chocolate
>4 empty bowls
>3 sets of chopsticks
>Aux cable
>Air freshener
>A 5 pack of 2 3/4 inch 00 buckshot

I think that's all that's on top of my table...

>>6216701
yeah you win
>you can be trans without wanting to be female
sure

>>6216707
wait, i thought you couldn't.
are sjw's redefining 'transgender'?

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>tfw you just humped your pillow thanks to faye
thanks faye.

>>6216686
I suspect I might be breaking his heart a little..
Your example of how to deal with it seems sensible, I'll try to be as nice about it as possible and hope for the best.

>>6216710
that's what the other anon is arguing
I think it's just retards redefining it

>>6216710
yes
they call us truscum

>>6216707
You can be ftm :^)

>>6216713
(You)

>>6216704

"ask any tranny if they want some kind of magic spell to give them a real vagina
if they say no they aren't trans"

This is the claim that was made and there has not yet been a source to confirm it.

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>>6216712
gayyyyy

>>6216719
everyone knows ftms aren't real

>>6216725
they're just men claiming to be ftms

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>>6216712
Is ok bb, tell mommy all about it

>>6216702
Hopefully it is similar to scars block
Although that means darretti edh will get even better

>>6216731
faye pls tell me how to masturbate

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>>6216731
Faye pls no

>>6216693
>Why does it matter if someone else doesn't approve of what you do?
that
>with discrimination to enforce it
part that for trannies can mean up to murder

>doesn't your problem lie with them, not yourself?
well for the discrimination for how I act part certainly, which is why I support anti-discrimination laws and improved views towards free expression in general
it doesn't really factor into the being comfortable in my own skin part tho

hey, anon?
the one who drank too much?
how full is the bucket?
you've been @ it for a while.
if the stuff in the bucket is bigger than the bottle, then you can stop now.
just get some water & some food

>>6216334
heart fluttered desu

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So In other news I wore a bra to work today for the first time

My bf wouldn't stop feeling me up when nobody was around so I sucked him off in the back room >.<

>>6216748
s l u t

l

u

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>>6216748
Laura pls this story made my heart get all fluttery >\\\\\\\o

hi

>>6216750
Pls no bully
I love him and we work together at a small business

>>6216757
hello ~

WHERE CAN I FIND A DICK TO SUCK

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>>6216732
It might be like scars but without metalcraft and with more thopters (and probably contraptions). I imagine some of the commonn/uncommon thopter makers from Origins will be reprinted as they're from Kaladesh lorewise. Thopter Engineer would be a house if they make enough good support for it
>>6216748
lewd

>>6216748
ugh i wanna be a girl already

>>6216763
you are a girl

>>6216761
in the bedroom you and your husband share.

>>6216761
attached to a boyfriend that loves you ^_^

>>6216766
>>6216767
WHERE DO I GET ONE OF THOSE THEN

>>6216770
dating which turns to a relationship which turns to sex when you're both IN LOVE and READY

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>>6216767
girls can have dicks too yaknow!

>>6216744
ivvhad to emtpy it a lot
imstill pukingg

>>6216765
who has lewd and pleasantly objectifying things like this happen to them i mean

>>6216771
HOW DO I START DATING

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>>6216761
>>6216767
That happened today too
I blame the transbians for my recent horniness

>>6216776
the fuck would I know I'm a shut-in, you think bitches are clammerin' to a NEET?

>>6216776
Post >tfw no bf/gf lots on mtfg. Worked for me!

>>6216773
ok i think you might be over doing it now.
get yourself some water & some food.
then try to get some rest

>>6216770
ok cupid, real life, or at a social function :D

>>6216772
boys have dicks anon. girls have a gt

>>6216778
the transbian plague is spreading :( sometimes I feel like the only str8 girl here ;~;

>>6216779
you're a real qt at least!

>>6216783
>tfw no bf/gf

>>6216776
If I were you I would post in the chasers thread and talk to a few of them over Skype and then stick one you click with. Feel free to flirt

>>6216789
THERE'S A CHASER THREAD???????????????

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>>6216786
>sometimes I feel like the only str8 girl here ;~;
I got your back bae

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>>6216794
such a good friend <3 I swear well meet up one day after I'm full time and spend the afternoon doing weeb stuff and get our hair and nails done together!

ilu just as much as moap and Phienchen <3 n.n

>>6216786
They will not turn me anytime soon

I'm sure I will be sluttier on mones too
>>6216792
They call it chaser general and all say
> tfw no trans gf
Some of them want legit love

>>6216805
you are genuinely insane

>>6216786
memes aside I'm still straight desu

>tfw really hungry but was instructed by clinic staff to fast for blood testing
>tfw legitimately scared for anon's life
this is too much.
i hope this will be over soon

>>6216812
wanting to hang out with a close friend that lives far away is insane?

>>6216816
>>6216816
WHICH ANON SHOULD I BE SCARED TOO????

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>>6216786
>sometimes I feel like the only str8 girl here ;~;
I often feel like the only turbovirgin here, especially certain times of the day

>>6216334
>tell mom whos really liberal about being trans
>lashes out, tells me im crazy, laughs in my face
>decide to. Tell that story here yesterday
>"shes just shocked give her time"
>today morning
>lwhy do you want to mutilate your body?! Youre a fucking joke, why do you do this to me! Youre delusional! Scum etc etc"
>relationship with mom ruined

How do i fix this, wtf. Shes happily not 100% against it as she doesnt mind me going to a shrink/therapist etc, but she believes im schizophrenic.

>>6216819
HEY I'M ALSO A TURBOVIRGIN

>>6216821
>she doesnt mind me going to a shrink/therapist
then do, and get the therapist to tell her you're legit

>>6216821
Time usually means more than 12 hours. See the shrink, keep moving forward.

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>>6216823
Oh please I can outvirgin you and I've been a birgin longer too, you're probs going to lose it sooner anyways

>>6216778
What is a transbian cuz I think I might be that if it's a lesbian trapped in this awful creature I grew in. I'm not even pretending I'm in his life anymore, I'm just a mess. I'm hiding at a rest stop 230 miles from nowhere because home isn't home anymore. Holy. Shit. Now what hahahaha.


Assume I'm qualified in all ways someone with extensive military training and legal classes would be. Only that's fictional because I just spend most of my small existence crying locked in a bathroom the last year.

So now what.

I only like women but I hate my body and that people see me as a man.


I can't just survive saying "lol I'm a woman :D" to everyone. It's. Fucking. Insane.
But I'm not crazy :l I'm female. I do "care about looks" I'm tired of being shamed into believing I don't need to care.


What is my first step at starting over? I already made a shrink appointment with my childhood shrink to discuss things but that means driving "home".

A aaaaahhh! ++//ejrjuewujabs


I just want to be sexy :( and I never will be. Damn it. I need to make sure by age 30 I'm passing or I'll never survive. Maybe 40 to gain some composure I'm a vivid shit show.

>>6216818
this one >>6216773

she drank nearly 5-7% of her weight in vodka, & has been puking it out (as i instructed). i think she might be fine now.
she may just need some food, water, & rest @ this point

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How to stop hating being tall?

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Eurggh
People staring at me in public and laughing

>>6216821
You're smarter than your parents even if you never learned to pay bills yet. Trust me. You grew up online. You're probably very intelligent as a result even if others deny it and can't see it. It's like imagine if Einstein was born now and had the Internet. When will this happen?? I suspect it will be a transbian in India son of billionaire. This is how my brain survives. Drugs. Fiction. Repressed thought loops.

I'm not schizophrenic. Just very confused soul :3

>>6216832
cautionary reminder to everyone:
alcohol IS, in fact, poison.
drink responsibly

>>6216833
cut ur legs off lol

or realise that there are a ridiculous number of models that are like 5'11"

>>6216805
>weeb stuff
>nails
>tfw not doing this now
;~~~;

>>6216833
Crush short people beneath the soles of your feet

>>6216833
Never go outside

>>6216821
She's not liberal, she's acting in her self interest, a true liberal would be accepting of someone's body autonomy.

My mom totes being pro lgbts and liberal, she goes on anti trump tirades, but really, when we really talked about it last week, she revealed that she's sexist, classist, racist, abelist, far shamming, and anti lgbt.

The only way to fix bigotry, is exposure and time, and it's going to be on her, not you, to fix it

>>6216841
Fat shamming*

>>6216838
This statement never helps me, they have the virtue of being cis

>>6216839
I'm not tall enough for that

>>6216840
But I like outside

>>6216844
How tall are you?

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>tfw tranny

>>6216849
Rude

>>6216848
Like around 6 feet iirc
You gotta be giant tier to crush people with your feet

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well. i need to go to bed.
i've done all i can, & it's been pretty rough.
make sure she follows the rest of my advice (food, water, sleep).
good night everyone

>>6216849
HOW ARE YOU PLAYING THIS GAME SO QUICKLY FUCK

I'M GONNA PUT ON A BUNCH OF METAL ALBUMS AND SPEEDRUN THE REST
I DON'T EVEN LIKE METAL

>>6216844
>But I like outside
Then dont go outside when other people are around like me :P

can somebody post pics of cis women they think I look like please
some people seem to think I look okay and I've got ~48 hours to complete about 4 weeks-worth of essay so I could really do with that kind of boost

as it stands I don't know what you rare folks are seeing when you look at me

>>6216856
hhi mommy
i think im ok but my tummy hurts a lot
ily thanks for saving my life

weed is good
my thoughts are moving slower and less connected

>>6216870
anon you didn't need to throw up
she just has a vomit fetish

>>6216854
Idk, I'm 5'10" and I eventually came to realize that generally girls who were shorter than me actually wanted to be taller. Being tall means you can reach high places and apparently tends to make people see you as more authoritative.

Idk, it's nice being tall

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>>6216867

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>>6216870
o, thank god!
do you have some water & food?
make sure you drink plenty of water & get some rest.
please don't ever drink that much alcohol again

>>6216879
Would you want to be taller?

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Hey /mtfg/
How are u and how was your day?

>>6216883
If it weren't that much taller I wouldn't mind, but I wouldn't say I want it. I'm generally comfortable with my height, I don't really want to be taller or shorter.

>>6216887
I wanna be shorter
maybe 5'9" at the tallest

>>6216884
EDIE WON'T STOP BEING BETTER THAN ME AT POKEMON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c

>>6216867
Jokes on me. I'm still laying on the floor of my parents bathroom at "home" NEET age 25.

That feel when intellectually suprieior but inferior in all other ways imaginable. That feel when not even a fedora wearing man, but a terrified woman trapped getting caught up with that. I wanna be a hot tattooed mistress not this GUY that I grew under me :(


Jokes on Indians in the slums of Mumbai.

>>6216881
imdrinking water butt idk if i can eat rn but il ltry
my tummy hurtsssss

>>6216890
real struggles

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>>6216851

tfw didn't tuck in pokemon

>>6216860

i-i don't know
i'm watching brotherhood while just playing normally. i'm about to get my 6th badge d-desu

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>>6216888
I used to want for stuff like that as well, and honestly was not comfortable with my height. I learned to be comfortable with it by both realizing that being tall did not make people clock me, and also realizing that shorter cis people pretty consistently want to be taller.

You'll drive yourself mad focusing on things that can't be changed. The best that can be done is to find the silver lining in it and learn to accept it.

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>>6216894
don't push yourself too hard

>>6216877
no, people (who, unlike her, AREN'T underweight) have actually died from drinking a liter of vodka in 1 sitting. it does kill you. fortunately, it didn't kill her

i can sleep easy tonight

>>6216900
Sometimes that works but then I go back to hating my height
mostly when meeting other trans girls who are short or seeing myself in comparison to cisgirls

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>>6216897
God damn I can't say I don't.... envy you
I wish I could get chasers to send me 3ds' and ipads :(
>tfw don't even know where my gameboy advance and leaf green have been since I finished freshman year

>>6216888
5'8.5" here
I wish I was a few inches shorter
I hope my shoulders and ribcage aren't as bad as I know they are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlGIFNS3Idc
ALMOST ON 4TH BADGE I'M CATCHING UP

>>6216813
prove it

>>6216911
uhhh
what?

NO I'M TOO BUSY POKEMON-ING

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>>6216906
This sounds like the problem might not necessarily be how you view your height, but be an issue with comparing yourself to others. It's really hard to accept yourself when it's not a matter of where you're at, but how you compare to other trans girls or to cis girls. Is height the only thing that this happens with?

>>6216915
Gay
:^)

>>6216903
ii wont
ilove uyo

>>6216923
I'M 100% STRAIGHT I'M JUST KIND OF INTO YURI

>>6216917
Probably almost everything except a few select features.
More specifically it really happens with height, shoulders, chest size, forehead/hairline length, nose, chin among others. Maybe more I forgot to list.

>>6216909
Australians seem to be shorter than I thought they'd be