Unexpected hormone stuff

>>6213338
I kinda don't believe you.

More difficult to masturbate cause idk what/how to touch to make it feel good instantly like before.

>>6213358
naw it's true, body odor changes. my dick smells different but can't verify if it smells like a vag lol

>>6213338
>dick now has a fishy smell
Uhhh yeah that's just you man.

My advice, clean it more often.

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>>6213338
>>dick now has a fishy smell
>tfw cis male, have showers daily
>still smells like someone on her period/transcock
wat do
(Though I know there's something off about my hormones since my sweat doesn't smell at all, like I could use a shirt for PE lessons for 3 weeks and they had no smell at all)

>>6213407
>fishy
>can't verify if it smells like a vag

ITT: what is this i cant even come up with a witty joke.

>>6213338
My sense of smell was heightened.

>Male friend got really drunk the other night
>Started smelling my neck

I thought the smell thing was just a meme.

>>6213338
i dont think my body odor changed at all

anyway:
lightheadness/dizziness/sudden brief loss of consciousness
nightsweat/coldsweat
thin skin that bruise/cut open very easily
skin sensitivity amplified that needles hurts way more and previously non-arousal sites become arousal sites
mood swings

>>6213407
Vaginas shouldn't smell fishy and neither should penises. Wash that shit.

>>6213338
FtM, and I hated the increased hunger I got at first. It's not fair to have the appetite of a 15 year old boy and the food budget of a broke college student.

My vagina smells like tomatoes if I don't wash it and potatoes anytime else.
Fish smelling vaginas are infected. Clean your fucking cock.

>>6213996
I also got super horny, but that's expected and masturbation is free.

>>6213338
shoe size went from 12.5 to 10. That was weird. Otherwise the increased skin sensitivity was (is) intense and something i had only ever had at that height with like an hour of sense dep before

>>6214058
>shoe size went from 12.5 to 10
Proof? I want that shit to happen to me so bad

>>6214175
I mean the most 'proof' i could give would be my feet old shoes and my new shoes, only i don't have my old shoes now. Because they're too big.

My cum smells salty [spoiler]and delicious[/spoiler]

>>6214315
Drats :/

I'll just take your word for it

>>6213338

Fish vagina is a meme.
Also, if shaving hurts, you're raking it against your skin way too hard.

>>6214420
>Also, if shaving hurts, you're raking it against your skin way too hard

If you're referring to the comic, the character is epilating which does hurt

>>6214420
The first vagina I smelled absolutely smelled exactly like fish.

That's the only vagina I've smelled though so I'm not sure how representative that is.

>>6214058
>>6214175
p-please be real
I could be a size 8.5 ;_;

>>6214457
I went from a Men's size 13 to a Women's size 13

>>6213491
you sound like a fat fuck

>>6213338

>no tits
>wearing a bra

Fucking AGPs.

>>6214528
>not wearing a bra stuffed with socks at all time
Fucking normies.

>>6214478
mens 10 to women's 10 here

Mtf here.
My cum now tastes like some bland watery with pee overtones to it.

>>6214175
>>6214457
It's a hon meme lads

>>6214613
yep that's something I needed to hear

Decided to take hormones, these are my mtf symptoms:

>way hornier than usual
>balls have shrunk
>voice has gone deeper (wtf...)
>feel stronger (maybe it's because my body knows it's becoming more feminine)

>>6214717
lad, you're taking anabolic steroids :^)
that online pharmacy spot goofed ya hard :^^)

>>6213338
>dick has a vagina smell
>dribbles clear cum when im aroused
>orgasm, just keeps dribbling
>whole body smells like a vagina now
>really shitty blood circulation in legs. feet freezing always
>phantom vagina got a lot worse

>expected to get super acne
>get hornier and turn into a sex God
>get hungrier
>get angrier more easily

>acne stayed the same
>zero sex drive
>still barely ever feel hungry
>have been more calm than I havue ever been / void of emotions.
Yes my T levels are fine. I did not expect however for my fucking ass hair become a lush, enchanted forest that would even make lumberjacks rethink their careers.

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>>6214873
>whole body smells like a vagina now

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>>6214538
>not wearing a bra stuffed with mammaries

>>6215053
>not letting tits just be free
>actually enjoying wearing a bra
Fucking fetishists man, I swear

>>6215186
This. Bras aren't even necessary and are uncomfortable as fuck.

>>6215186
>actually enjoying wearing a bra
I don't, they are uncomfy but better than having them swing around all day getting sore

>>6215215
You get droopy tits with no support though.
Look at the cultures where the women go around topless, they all get flabby as fuck.

>>6214420
it's not a meme at all.
how virgin are some of you people?

>>6215303
It's not a meme, but a healthy vagina does not smell like fish. If you or anything you sleep with has a fishy vagina, you/she need(s) to do something about it.

>>6215270
kayla, your dick is bigger than your tits.

stfu

>>6215311
no kidding. but, it's everywhere.

>>6215279

Haha, that's going to happen to all older women. Especially ones with big boobs. A good bra or breast surgery hides this. You aren't seeing the average middle-aged woman naked.

Also those cultures don't have birth control, so more pregnancies and babies, so more breastfeeding. Which ruins good boobies.

I'm p sure scientifically bras don't actually make boobs sag any less.

>>6215311
It's not fishy, but FtM vag smells uber gross. It's like dick smell, guy smell, and just bad smell all rolled into one.

>>6214717
lol are you sure you're not accidentally on steroids?

>>6215344
>literal mancave
:^)

>>6214717
You're on anabolic steroids, anon. Not estrogen.
I don't know where you got them, but use a different source. Steroids will actually fuck you up, increasing the risk of cancer among other things.

>>6213971
this

>>6213338
Why the fuck is she wearing a bra in the third panel if she doesn't have hits

>>6215864
*tits fuck

>>6215864
It makes us easier for us fetishists to masturbate

>>6213547
Get your endocrine system checked.

>>6214873
>>phantom vagina got a lot worse
tell me about it. Like 10X as bad now.

>>6215270
Agreed. Wore a sports bra today to keep the bounce down.

>>6215331
I got a compliment on how perky my breasts were. Little did he know they are only 2 years old.

>>6213338
>>6213407
Wash yourself you fucking dirty piece of shit.

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>>6216384
I really need to get a sports bra but every time I go to buy one I end up with something lacy
im such a faggot

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>>6216430
I just ordered a couple North Face Bounce-b-gones on the web. I can't find my size in stores. 44AA ;_; Not even that many lacy bras in my size.

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Hormones cause me to have false pregnancy and lactate like a motherfucker on top of all the other weird shit associated with it

>>6216502
i'm a 36 C

Why is your band so large?

>>6215864
Could be linked to the underlying mental illness anon.

>>6216522
Huge ribcage from athletics. Like Caitlyn, I was a very serious athlete at one point. I also have a 7 liter lung capacity.

>>6216522
I'm 28 D

Why is your band so large?

>>6216653
bc trannies have large ribcages

>>6216653
I'm 12 GGG

Why is your band so large?

>>6216676
I'm -1 ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Why is your everything so shit?

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>>6216680
I'm literally just a pair of boobs

fuck you

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>>6216692

>>6214873
>shitty blood circulation in legs
This sounds terrible, good thing i'm going the other way

>>6214898
ftm?
>have been more calm than I have ever been / void of emotions
excited 4 this

>>6215344
Vaginas are pretty gross to begin with...

>>6216515
>false pregnancy
How does this work?

>>6216692
>>6216737
Why are more pastries not boob shaped?

>>6216919
>>false pregnancy
>How does this work?
Plenty of delusions and shit that makes pseudo science even look legit.

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>>6213338
>dick now has a fishy smell
I'm a guy and this happens to me occasionally, even when my dick is perfectly clean. WHATS HAPPENING?

>>6216938
Bacteria.

>>6216938

you have been chosen

Also, I got over my writer's block. That was unexpected but has been really nice.

Sense of smell hasn't really heightened but Now some scents are sensual/erotic to me. Things like strawberries and brandy wine really get me horny

>>6213524
*blush*

>>6213971
All vagina's have a gross smell to them.

>>6214523
Actually underweight.

>>6213358
mine smel weird now

>>6216631
Nobody under like 8 feet tall has a fucking 7L lung capacity.

>>6214695
I thought that too but eh after 20 months they got 1.5cm smaller. Not much but it is something. As for how it happens, no clue, muscles?

I started to feel loneliness much more acutely. I used to contextualize it as boredom, but actually I need people badly. I guess I'm a social animal.

>>6214873
same, i feel cold way more easily now. i always used to lend my ftm friend my hoodie before he transitioned. now he lends me his.

>>6217768
That is so freaking cute

>>6214717
what are you MtM or something? All that stuff makes it sound like you are on androgens. how old are you? maybe you are just growing up.

>>6217753
I just want to be held :(

>>6218045
this

>>6217733
No they didn't.

>>6217722
Measured twice because they couldn't believe it. I know a couple other cyclists that had huge capacities like that. There are also many sherpas that have capacities like that.

My shoe size went from a 11 in mens to a 10 in womens, which is about an 8 in mens. But, that is more due to weight loss than hormones I think

>>6216502
tfw 32A
Tfw too smol 4 adult bras

Hey OP, you idiot. Do you realize that the fishy smell is from bacteria in the vagina which do not exist on your externally exposed penis...

>>6216931
The male body produces more prolactin when extra estrogen is introduced, which in some cases if it produces enough it tricks the body into thinking it's pregnant. So the body is the delusional one

>>6213996
>>6214040
Oats and eggs are cheap, and lift heavy shit for muscle gains while eating loads or you'll get fat.

>>6219344
But it can exist in the lower groin inbetween the thighs and where the scrot attaches.

Guys that don't shower all that skin dies and it looks like their legs have been sewn on from the scar tissue from what is basically urine burns and bacteria running wild making the skin liquefy.

>source; had a smelly avg weight bf and the insides of his thighs were bright pink and smelled like fetid piss 24/7

>>6213338
I just started today, it's 22:43 (10:43PM) and I feel really dizzy. I don't know if it's normal, but I'm not going to stop anyway. Finally I feel like I'm moving forward with my life.

>>6220086
if dizziness persists, talk to your doctor about it.

if taking spiro, remember to stay hydrated and be careful to not take too much potassium in (like potassium salt)

>>6220193
Thanks!
Actually I'm taking Androcur, two pills daily for 2 weeks, then 1 pill per day.

Plus Estraderm MX 100, one patch for 3 days.

But feeling dizzy is a normal thing I guess since until now my body worked on a testosterone. We will see, but yeah, I need to pee more often, so thank you :)

>>6219723
wtf dont you have to not shower for like months for that

i had a fat bf whos thighs rubbed together and that never happened?

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>>6213524

>>6215864
Have you seriously never heard of stuffing a bra, anon? Were you somehow spared the hell of middle school?

I'm kind of jealous now, actually.

>my dick still doesn't smell like anything
>my pee however now has a very pungent smell, either that or my sense of smell is stronger
>atrophy has severely misshapen my dick and the raphe is super dark and wider than I've seen on anyone else

>>6214873
>really shitty blood circulation in legs. feet freezing always
this might be happening to me, my feet are always cold my boyfriend always points it out

>4mo HRT mtf here

So, this is pretty weird but the first few weeks after I started HRT, I could not piss just one stream. I had 3 streams shoot out once and was like wtf. I have never had that happen before.

>>6218045
I need to be blunt about this need, because people just don't get it otherwise. It's annoying.

>>6221740
Dude I had similar shit happen, are you on cyproterone? It became harder in general to piss and it's much more prone to have the showerhead effect happen, so I often just sit to avoid it. Even though I'm not a tranny kek.

>>6217733
I bought sandals and a few other pairs of shoes when I started transitioning 9 months ago and they fit me snugly and perfectly, and now they literally don't fit me. I got new shoes a size lower on average and they fit me. Either my feet lost some, or the whole world grew around me.

>>6213338
let me think... at 6.5 months:
-crotch smells of pussy
-skin way paler
-most of facial hair turning white (which is bad because I'm nowhere near done with laser)
-and, oh yeah... DICK ATROPHY HURTS, YO!

>>6213547
A lot of that sounds like dehydration and orthostatic hypotension. Could also be Hyperkalemia induced arrhythmia... And the other temp intolerance sounds like thyroid issues.

>>6215331
It all depends on Cooper's ligaments and the replacement of glandular tissue with fat with age.

>>6213547
the skin issues are normal, you'll get used to it.
the rest sounds like you either should drop progesterone or recheck your levels more carefully.

>>6226421
>tfw Dick atrophy/shrinking is a fetish of yours
Clearly not AGP