/mtfg/ - Homunculus Edition

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>>6163472
teach me senpai

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>>6163478

>>6163478
Mtf, do female chasers exist? As in women into mtf's?? Pr is it just a male agp fantasy

>>6163486
josef was a femboy?

GOOD, NOW YOU CAN POST DONKS

>>6163494
(_|_)

>>6163428
>Naughty girl.
g-grace p-please
>gt stiffens

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hey I'm back
just treat me like a boy okay?
I legit have dysphoria about that
Anyways, I guess me leaving the thread is a meme now

What are y'all listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvD3CHA48pA

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>>6163479
All I have is anime girls...

>>6163492
probably, doesn't really matter though cuz once you take skittles you'll just want a bf

>>6163486
ok
ok
so
fuck, marry, kill
Josef Mengele, Joey Goebbels and Hermann G.
What do you do?

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>>6163492
They exist! I met one! I haven't talked to her in forever though which makes me sad because she was really nice and interesting
>>6163497
Please what? And where's my Miss?

>>6163492
it's rare.
I got my ass slapped in public by one.

>>6163501
anyone other than Mengele and you're a tasteless cur

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>>6163499
Have some of mine derpanna.

>>6163500
Nah, ive never been attracted to men.

>>6163499
Elanna pls
you can't tease me with a scintillating piece of gossip like that and then not deliver
</3

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>>6163501
fuck, then kill them all and marry elanna <3

>>6163503
i hope you called the cops

>>6163496
Worst butt ever. :(

>>6163507
I'm convinced. Marathonanon revealed to be the doxxer known as rawr.

>>6163502
>>6163503
How to find them tbqh ;-; maybe im not trutrans but a chaser gf wouldnt be bad imo

reminder that grace is adorable and I wanna snuggle her

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>>6163494
Here's the ass I promised, please get a glass of water.

>>6163443
I am sure that GoT will make you feel better.

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>>6163485
>teach me senpai
b-but I was implying I learned from you...

>>6163493
:3

>>6163499
>tfw not elannas anime girl


>>6163501

>>6163507
at least her hairline is shit.

>>6163511
hands off! MINE

>>6163501
woah thats hard.
I want to marry mengele, cause hed probs be able to come up with a cure for trannies.
I cant decide between the other two.

>>6163508
clearly you need to up your dose

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>>6163512
well it was after we both made out and groped in a bar bathroom, so I guess it was kinda blurry consent
She said stuff like "I could never tell" or "what's your real name?"

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>>6163523
zu herzig <3

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>>6163517
Well she came into the thread one day and said everyone was adorable and talked a bit. I got her Skype and we became friends!
>>6163519
Snuggle me anon~

>>6163520
Why bleed to death. Just overdose on heroin or smthn. Bleedingto death, chocking and burning are the worst ways to go
Or better yet, stay.

Hate the game not the player

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>>6163523
fight me for her!

y-you want me more, right elanna?

>>6163502
m-m-miss grace?
p-please do stuff to me with your feet?

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>>6163507
>balls on futa
Wow, gross. She's not even 2d.
Bad taste in waifus senpai

>>6163509
Why are you asking for gossip about yourself rawr? ;~;

>>6163505
to fuck?
>>6163511
t-that's not how the game works!
>>6163523
I'd marry Mengele 2bh. I'd like to top Goering's fat ass because that would be a fun ride, no? Maybe we could share drugs as we fucked? Goebbels to die, sorry buddy, I just didn't want the total war THAT bad :/

>>6163531
Can we all snuggle?

>>6163527
welcome back red i missed you

>>6163531
Well I'm certainly gonna try my best to!!!

Good edition.

>>6163540
hi.
thank you

>>6163527
Good girl.

>>6163537
I'm literally not rawr...Do I have to post a timestamped pic of my full head of hair?
I just honestly thought it was a meme, I didn't know it was legit.
>>6163515
Who is marathonanon and how did she find out?

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>>6163534
>fight me for her!

Ill rip you to shreds or die trying
I dont pick my waifus lightly

>>6163529
yay <3

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>>6163538
>t-that's not how the game works!
Like I care. My game, my rules.

>>6163507
is that a tranny :l

>>6163492
My gf is kinda a chaser. She never specifically tried to go out with a tranny but she's got a trans fetish.

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>>6163535
Good girl.
Perhaps I will since I'm feeling generous~.
>>6163539
>>6163541
<3
Yes please I really want someone to snuggle me

>>6163546
Marathonanon is just some stupid jock that comes in here from time to time and insults people.

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>>6163548
>rip me to shreds
bring it! You're gonna have to peel your arms off the wall with your teeth when I'm done with you.

>>6163549
I think you'd make a good mistress. Would you like to dom me?

>>6163554
Theres hope!

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>>6163559
pic related

>>6163559
who was that fuck who used to do curls in the video room a couple years back and denied that he was in to trannies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMmsQGnkd9U

For fuck sake mtfg

>>6163556
in a month
maybe
idk

>>6163559
>>6163571
did not intend to reply but your post reminded me of the fella. My bad.

>>6163557
so how'd they find out it was rawr?

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>>6163537
>She's not even 2d
I forgot about that. Is this any better?

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>>6163575
Fingers crossed!

>>6163556
a-ahhh ;~;
thank you mistress
eeeeek i'm horny

>>6163574
this is so clearly satire that I cringed imagining you in social situations.

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>>6163523
Don't be silly, you are my anime girl.

>>6163534
I'm sorry Charlotte, you may fight with her but you're literally fighting both my adopted mom and daughter :(

>>6163546
Of course it's a meme, I'm just funposting because I'm super bored.

>>6163586
Do I know you, anon?

>>6163545
N-n-no!
I'm just a feminine boy

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>>6163564
Mmh, maybe. Depends on how rough you want me to be ;3

>>6163576
I'm not gonna lie, I was so fucking confused

>>6163589
:( >>6163570

>>6163589
YOU LITTLE SHIT
I thought it was legit I was so hyped for drama
fuck you ):

>>6163593
A cute feminine boy
who takes hormones
and is in a sorority
yeah everything checks out here

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laser is still in a far future, so any shaving tips?
should I shave everyday or if I'm staying home I should let the skin recover?

Hiii~ im back home now

also i started watching leafyishere

>>6163590
o-only as anon

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>>6163593
I'll pretend I didn't read that Red. Now, what are you?
>>6163598
Do what you're comfortable with when it comes to frequency, just make sure you take care of your skin to avoid ingrown hairs. I am learning that the hard way. :T
>>6163602
What a shame, why don't you give me your skype or something?

>>6163595
as rough as you want, you're in control, afterall, mistress <3

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>>6163601
noooooo don't encourage his shit... he's such a clickbait POS

>>6163601
is that a letsplayer?

>>6163607
But I like clickbait and drama tho, i also started watching pyrocynical and nfkrz

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>>6163598
Why would you shave everyday?

>>6163614
Stubble can be itchy and uncomfortable.

>Top Tier - Literally perfect stunning cis females
Grace
Adri
Kari
>Good Tier - Very good looking and passing
Kiwi
Lalalily
Phienchen
moko
Basic
oddish
basic
Faye
Red
Gem
Kayla
Beepboop
Sparky
Charlotte
Yume
Plant
Ufufu
>Average Tier - Making progress and looks good for a trap
Cyba
ffsanon
Agony Uncle
rawr
pleb
Angie
Korra
Edie
Robin
Jormy
Elanna
maddie
valq
mado
Sheen
E
>Shit tier - Fucking disgusting hons doomed to fail
Anon bullies
Everyone that leaves

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>>6163596
Sorry :(
I feel bad now for getting your hopes up.

>>6163581
Much much better. Waifus need to be 2d so that you can collect figurines of them. Want to see my collection?

>>6163595
Sorry Charlotte, Sophie apparently packs a mean punch ;~;

>>6163614
maybe it's better to avoid that grey tone you have after shaving or something, I don't know and that's why I'm asking.

>>6163598

I shave every day, but I'm bad so whenever I get a zit I end up accidentally cutting it. My face looks pretty shitty and has had a few bumps that stick around for a long time as a result. But it's better than facial hair.

>>6163616
>not on the list

;~~;

>>6163605
I-I-I'm a girl, you bitch
(But I still think of myself as a boy)

>>6163616
>shit out by the shit tier tier - pathetic drama starters and list makers
you

>>6163617
you always play with my heart like this bbe
but I just love you so much I always come back for more <3

>>6163620
You are top tier

>get home from work
>find out I got cucked out of playing overwatch with my bf last night
...

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i had a big fight with my mom over the weekend about me transitioning. we are meeting for dinner tonight for us to talk about it. i'm writing down some things to discuss with her and ask from her but i want to make sure i don't forget things.

>use girl name, don't use dead name
>pronoun stuff
>try to avoid politics discussion the few times i'm around the family

what else? we only see each other a few times a month at the very most, but i don't want each of these meetings to end in some violent explosion.

am i asking too much from her?

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>>6163616
>>Top Tier - Literally perfect stunning cis females
>Grace
Is this supposed to be bullying?
>>6163621
Good girl.
>(But I still think of myself as a boy)
I'll fix that in time.

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>>6163589
>Don't be silly, you are my anime girl.

<3 <3 <3
surgery to lose a dimension when

>>6163617
>Sophie apparently packs a mean punch ;~;
my hugs are way more captivating tho desu

>>6163527
So, you didnt call the cops?

If I had more money then I needed I'd pay a cute passing stereotype to make a youtube series building computers and explaining the different parts. That's my dream.

>>6163617
sophie barely has the strength to walk, how hard could she punch?

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>>6163606
then hold still and let me lick you all over while you quiver in fear

>>6163612
please dear god stop holy shit

>>6163616
>mfw anon puts me in good tier, having literally only ever seen my ass
I should be average tier desu.
https://unsee.
cc/rogusita/

>>6163617
;~; but but but

>>6163630
Everyone agrees you're very attractive.

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>>6163629
>am i asking too much from her?
Almost not enough even. That sounds like a good starting point anon, I hope it goes well.

>>6163635
b-but i like them :( pls no bully

plus also leafy is pretty cute :3

>>6163629
No...
Don't let her try and blackmail you into feeling bad, like you're asking too much. it's your life, sure she's your mom and you can be grateful, but she doesn't own you. Your life, your identity.

>>6163629
my mom has asked me three times if I'm trans and each time I just go "oh yeah mom sure haha it's this huuuuuuuge secret i've been dying to tell you about"

I die a little inside each time, I don't know if she's joking or not.

none of your questions can be answered without letting us get to know your mother.

>>6163629
>am i asking too much from her?
maybe?
do you look like a man or a femboy or you're already transitioning? the second two make the pronoun thing easier, it's weird to call a clear man a she irl.

>>6163628
by who

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Oops I forgot the safe code thingy.

Hiya though!

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>>6163617
Do you actually have a collection of weeb figurines? Or is your "collection" some sort of sex slang?
My answer is no if former and heck no if latter.

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>>6163639
I think they'd all agree I'm not that tier yet, if that's even possible for me

hey /mtfg/
What's going on so late ?

>>6163605
>////> b-b-but

>>6163646
by some people here!
I would've known who if I had been invited ;_:

>>6163635
oh god please yes
hnnnngggggg

>>6163646
>>6163646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-NidcMz_xk

>>6163650
Everyone is being relatively nice 2bh!
How are you? How's your day been?

>>6163649
You over zealous modesty only proves that you are.

>>6163650
latin
ugh
wbu ?

>>6163658
Today was pretty boring
And i had a mental breakdown like an hour ago

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>>6163651
Do it. I don't want to take up half the thread with a weird dom psuedo ERP. It was fun at first but I feel like it's becoming a bit much so I'd like to tease you over Skype or something instead.
>>6163659
><
I'm not being modest, only honest.

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>>6163648
Don't come near me or my son ever again!!
I actually don't have any weeb figurines, although I've considered getting one or two.

>>6163634
Ask Charlotte, she just got disemboweled :(

>>6163631
Not soon enough, it's OK though, to me it doesn't matter how many dimensions you have, 3d hugs are the best hugs anyways.

>>6163625
<3
Sorry to play with your heart like this

>>6163635
;_;

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>>6163616 #
Haha okay


I fucking love my state and its big open skies

>>6163662
>not a modernist
LOLOLOLOLO FAG
ENJOY YOUR ONE SOURCE FROM THE YEAR 1100

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>>6163642
yeah, but there are actual content creators being drowned out by this kinda bullshit. I wouldn't be surprised if the h3h3-leafy drama was a conspiracy desu.

>>6163669
>she just got disemboweled
;_;

>>6163654
and then I'll slip my fingers inside you while you scream...

>>6163662
Nothing special
I think i should go to sleep
I'll go to the hairdresser tommorow for the first time in 2 years

>>6163616
i dropped trip because tripping is literally just either a drama warning, or a way of saying 'i'm single and needy' but i'm great.

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>>6163670
Red if I come visit Texas can we go for walks in nature and stuff?

>>6163666
Shit, how come? You alright now?

>>6163672
what ?
>>6163675
>first time in 2 years
wtf

>>6163616
pls don't include me in dumb tier bs

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I just turned 23, 4 minutes ago. I don't feel happy

>>6163674
yeah but they're boring

>>6163676
are you single though

>>6163681
Learning latin? Modern history is where it's at.

>>6163676
>or a way of saying 'i'm single and needy'
You got me there
>>6163684
Happy birthday anon
What's wrong?

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>>6163644
my mom and just about everyone in the family other than my aunt, are the type of people that say things like "i don't want men like bruce jenner assaulting me or a little girl in the bathroom" and they are very conservative upper class people from texas.

this is why i am so worried. both me and my mom have dealt with abuse from several men and have been through a lot together so you would think she would stand up for me and not be ashamed of me but i just don't know.

>>6163645
i've had a few people here say i pass or am close to passing, and most people i ask seem to think i'm at least a cute tall femboy so i'm not sure.

but is there anything else i'm forgetting? we don't interact much so i don't want to bog her down with minute stuff, just the big stuff like name, pronouns, and avoiding touchy subjects around the family.

so did valq die

>>6163678
It was just because i have a dick and i'm ugly and i should have started hormones much earlier
Especially because of the dick this time though
And my broad shoulders

>>6163616
I have never seen a picture of phienchen. She is a disgusting hon, only hons dont post any pictures.

>>6163674
HOW MANY FINGERS??
WHY NOT A FIST??
omg

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>>6163677
Yeah. Let's find a big field of wildflower and picnic/makeout in

>>6163691
I certainly hope so

>>6163681
You know what's easier than cutting your hair short all the time ?
Just let it grow and grow and grow and bind it back if it's in your way

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>>6163693
Potsy can confirm.

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>>6163531

>>6163693
>>6163700
but there's that one pic that's been posted around here many times

The hugboxing is out of control.

>>6163691
no, anon, u did
mtfg was hell all along

>>6163692
Awww ):
I don't think you're ugly, I think you looked really nice in that picture you posted the other day!
I know it's hard, but just don't let these things build up, you know? Take good care of yourself, when you're down, you're more susceptible to the weight of your flaws. Just know that you're doing really well, you're on the right track now, and in time I hope you grow to feel more comfortable with yourself <3

>>6163696
>Yeah. Let's find a big field of wildflower and fuck.

FTFY

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>>6163696
That sounds wonderful
>>6163701
H-hello there blushy lady <3

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>>6163688
you need to know latin here to study history, even if youre doing modern history.

>>6163667
Silly Grace. If you are really honest you would look in the mirror and see how cute you are. You would see the beautiful homecoming queen you should have been if you had only a little more confidence.

>>6163667
w-what's your skype?

>>6163669
look, r u on Skype rn bbe?

>>6163688
>Modern history is where it's at.
“You have to know the past to understand the present.”
not to mention
>being able to read god-tier books in original language
>being able to read inscriptions from ye olden days
quam pulchri plebies tibi sunt
>>6163698
but then you'd have long hair D:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhmePBbb2TI


SPONTANEOUS GIRLIFICATION SYNDROME AND YOU

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>>6163709
>not going innawoods with someone you love and having relentless sex until you hear bears outside the tent
>>6163713
I REALLY CANT TELL IF THIS IS SOMEONE BEING HONEST, HUGBOXING, OR TROLLING
>>6163714
depressed1penguin
Or if you prefer steam
/id/fly_away_now

This thread is kinda boring. Let's spice it up.

>>6163478
Full Metal Alchemist was always kinda boring.

>>6163721
>plebes
thanks typo

>>6163708
Idk, and i feel betrayed by everything medical
Why don't i get official hormones even though my therapist is sure i'm trans
Why do i have to wait at least a year before i get electrolysis paid
Why do i have to wait years for SRS
Why can't l just be myself ?

Ok, there it goes again ;_;

>>6163686
because all the good content creators got frustrated by the people who started leeching off people like you, who just wanted their quickie drama fix. Go read the news, holy shit. Or at least watch gradeAunderA; he has some perspective on the whole shitstorm.

>>6163695
Trying to cut me off?! I was going to slip each of my fingers in one. by. one and stretch you until my hand was gaping you wide open, but I think I'll just go both hands at once instead now that you've made me mad.

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>>6163709
I was going to say that. Thanks for reading my mind. I've gotten lewd with guys in wildflower fields before (he had a fetish for public stuff)
Fuck Grace is beautiful

>>6163727

>Full Metal Alchemist was always kinda boring.

Them's fightin' words, anon.

>>6163712
Are you absolutely shitting me?
>>6163721
I'm not saying you don't need to know context, but let's be honest, the Nazis are where it's at.

>>6163712
Phienchen show a pocture of yourself to prove you pass/arent a hon.

Havent seen you post one, which means youre either super stealth, or hon.

Plox show face <3

>>6163721
I have nipple length hair ...

>>6163726
>Implying a person on HRT can have sex with another person on HRT

Either of your erections will last just two minutes.

>>6163727
your mom was kinda boring

...kid

>>6163726
well you are a home coming queen, and a typical girl so...

>>6163737
Ignore this moron, we all know how cute you are already.

>>6163733
>I've gotten lewd with guys in wildflower fields before
story?

>>6163732
I read the news. I just like watching drama at 11PM.

>>6163739
2 minutes is all I need baby
>>6163733
<3
Pls Red
you're way prettier

>>6163736
>the Nazis are where it's at.
oh god you rly have no taste
>>6163738
but how would you get dem easy passing privs that way

>>6163745
Sorry if i sound like a troll or trying to be mean, but im honestly just curious, ive been following the thread for a while and phien is just a mystery ;-;

>>6163730
Because the system is dumb, and not very kind to trans people, but that doesn't mean you aren't worth it. I know it's hard, but one day you can have all those things. It seems like an eternity, but once you get there, you've got the rest of your life to enjoy what you have. And on the way, you'll grow stronger, and I really hope it will get easier for you too!

It's late, get some rest, and go out there tomorrow and be confident that you're on the right path, and it's all going to work out in the end!

>>6163616
>literally NO SASS!
why live?
Although I've nevah posted, so no one knows how I actually look!

Am I pass? Am I hon?

No one knows!

>>6163726
That's my honest opinion. I have a good eye for beauty, even if you try to hide it I can see your face is very pretty.

>>6163752
If you pass you do with any hair

>>6163676
i think ill start tripping because im single and needy

>>6163727
that sure is some bad taste you've got there.
>>6163492
yes, I wish they'd fuck off, but there are many of them.

>>6163737
im going to post phienchen right now


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>>6163732
oh God!
Mistress, I'm so sorry, please mistress!
I'll do anything

>>6163755
Never posted means either super pass or hon no inbetweens. ( or ne trip)

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>>6163756
M-maybe you need glasses? You can borrow my unibrow pair!
Really though thank you if you are being honest, that means a lot to me <3

>>6163737
she passes
[spoiler]and is quite beautiful [/spoiler]

>>6163752
I like other things, but I main the Nazis 2bh.
In my undergrad I mainly did medieval history because the course was shitty, so I do like a fair few things, but it's better to be a modernist obviously, MASTER RACE!

>>6163689
I feel old and alone, but at least my parents and friends cheered me up^^
Better now.

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>>6163772
Even if you're old you're never alone anon <3

>>6163770
;-; the mystery remains then, atleast now im even more curious

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>>6163737
but anon.. I AM a hon

>>6163736
I mean its not an absolute REQUIREMENT I think, but you will have a bad time in classes that take place before the 1700s or something.
its just very limiting.

>the Nazis are where it's at.
its way too regulated. its barely possible to do decent research in that area, unless youre exclusively going for economics. otherwise there are too many things youre not allowed to say or investigate.

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this is a very old photo of me, 3 years ago.
I'm old now fate is steal, I'm doomed to become a hon..

knowing that I don't look as I used to, I will may never pass.

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>>6163693
she is pretty qt tbqh,

really jealous of her vag ;~;

>>6163754
Idk, i'm waisting my youth and everything
I'm waisting my life
I'm doing so much but i get nothing
I got nothing at all from official stuff
Only self medding helped till now
I should just cut everything off so i'm finally done 2bh

>>6163776
posting you ok?

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>>6163777
>asian
you'll be fine.

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>>6163763
hmmm it's too late for apologies now. I hope you like the feeling of my toes in your asshole. <3

>>6163778
wew you seen that too?

>>6163687
no senpai im engaged

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>>6163781
>>6163762

wow thats perfect, Ilu anon <3

>>6163478

>Homunculus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6nEaT6QaWQ

>>6163781
Post plox senpai desu
I want to sleep Nd wont sleep not knowing if you posted or not

>>6163785
no, I meant having having one

>>6163773
23 is old in my terms...
Oh well, off to uni on 8 hours, then some H and my b-day is finally over

>>6163776
>otherwise there are too many things youre not allowed to say or investigate.
So you are questioning the six gorillion?
>>6163771
You cannot base an entire historical career on the Nazis. It was just another run-of-the-mill dictatorship. Only thing interesting about them was their technology. People who profess to love studying Nazis are just in it for the edge.

>>6163620
IKTF

>>6163683
>Not wanting to be ranked according to your external beauty
R U TruTrans enough?

>>6163727
>Not liking Brotherhood
plebe

>>6163739
>Not knowing about Viagra
u are but a child

>>6163753
>Using negs to score some fappin' pics
R u Mystery?

>>6163793
Heroin? Nice

>>6163766
Yes let me take off your glasses and get lost staring into your beautiful eyes. I want to see your perfect smile blushing because you cant take a compliment.

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>>6163777
>asian easy mode

>>6163776
Oh, well I gathered that, like if you're going to do anything beyond undergrad (or if you want a decent grade in your undergrad) you need to have the language.

Up until now, my research is going pretty okay, I'm sure there will be stumbling blocks along the way, but, yeah, doing okay at the moment, so can't complain.

<3 Hitler <3

>>6163795
...so all the professors who specialise in whatever area of the Third Reich don't have a career?

>>6163795
there was gorillions more of others who were killed who were far more interesting and important

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>>6163800
Anoooooooooooon >///<
If you did that I might have to hide my head against your chest!

>>6163784
...I'm gonna need to go get a tissue, that was intense
t-thank you<3

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>>6163746
>be 20
>9 months in hormones
>live in rural town
>dating a sweet guy with somewhat chaser tendencies
>asks me one day "How do you feel about being in public and being possibly watched by other people while you have sex"
>flashback to me at 16 fingering my ex-gf on a mall bench at closing time
>"sure, I'm game"
>we drive around 20 minutes to huge field of mostly bluebonnets, other flowers
>it's sundown, fucking gorgeous
>lays me down
>do some cloud watching, kissing, drinking fancy beers
>cocklust emerges
>stroke his groin a few times, but hesitantly
>"Don't worry, if anybody comes by I can show off my beautiful doll" (he was kinda creepy)
>pull out his dick
>cocklust overdrive
>I end up swallowing his cum
>we sing "Deep in the heart of Texas" off key as we drive

I fucking love my state

>>6163798
>fapping to pics
>current year
Thats funny.
But seriously, im just interested. Ive seen red multiple times, maddie, rawr, kayla (i think??)
But not phien, and se insists on passing as a cissie!

>>6163760
...Trips on emteefgee and then craigslist

Es una cosa muy peligrosa Shakira!

>>6163805
don't do that with your hands, you look 100% male if all you show is your hands.

>>6163777
You look like a very pretty girl in that photo. I wouldn't be able to clock you if I saw you in the street so you should not give up hope.

>>6163798
it's always just a personal fucklist or engineered to create drama and results in people reposting ur pics more

i hate life

>>6163781
>>6163762
>gun not cut off
obviously not phien

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>>6163810
Okay, okay.
Here I am.
Happy now?

>>6163805
WOOOW your blush is much cuter than I ever anticipated.

suicide tips please

>>6163820

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>>6163821
Beauty, most passing trans, ill start building a shrine

>>6163779
Hey, don't be like that! When are you next meeting with your therapist?

>>6163826
much better, now this actually passes for her

>>6163806
Lightweight.
>>6163805
Come back sexy Grace, dont go..
>>6163809
Nothing wrong with being called a doll >.>

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>>6163812
what should i hide behind then? My hair?
>>6163823
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>>6163828
19th of may

>>6163805
No cis girls allowed.

>>6163803
No they get paid to circlejerk
>>6163804
Only Jewish lives matter. You know this.
>>6163811
no comprende espanol
and craigslist wut?
>>6163809
isn't Texas a bad place to be trans?

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>>6163798
>Using negs to score some fappin' pics
birdy tried this one on me the other day.

>>6163806
you're gonna need more than a tissue when you come crawling back

life is pure suffering

>>6163821
you need to learn how to dress gurl
dat blue makeup? it aint cute

>>6163833
So 10 days, not too long. Hang in there!
Then you can ask them what the delay is, tell them how you feel, maybe you can persuade them to get things moving a bit quicker?

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>>6163810
>and se insists on passing as a cissie!
no I dont? I dont pass irl.
I am just saying I dont tell people at uni what I am

no one loves me and even if they did i would still feel empty

god im so tired and need to pee and vomit

hru ppl

>>6163629
yes
Cut contact
move to bahamas, I'll take care of you

>>6163835
I get that the Nazis are overhyped, but couldn't you argue that for most areas of history?

>>6163835
yes....
but nothing bad has happened to me. People gender me feminine
occasional stare, but that could be for any reason.
>>6163831
he was borderline neckbeard

>tfw you didn't die in your sleep yet

>>6163844
*opens mouth*
okay go ahead.

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>>6163771
god tier ages :
>uruk culture
>roman republic "can't stump the sulla"
>dark ages and the kingdoms of england

>>6163838
This hon hate is cruel. They were like us once.
>>6163843
Here have a *hug*

>>6163844
hey anon

>>6163838
Don't be bitter, hon
I pass PERFECTLY. Jealous, much?

>>6163835
only jewish deaths matter. jews make for good statistics. maybe its the wrist numbers that makes counting them easier

>>6163832
yes, it's an improvement.

why are we alive

>>6163832
You remind me of the girl I used to pine after in high school. She always hid her face with her cute hair until senior year. Then she became the most popular girl with all the guys. I heard she started doing commercials and music videos as a hot babe background extra.

>>6163847
Even neckbeards deserve love i guess lol

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>>6163858

>>6163741
Was grace really homecoming queen?

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>>6163850
b-but... muh gracchen... muh Adoptivkaiser ;~;

>>6163858
To hurt people.

>tfw grace doesn't care about you anymore

>>6163850
Never studied that far back 2bh. Maybe one day you can school me about the finer points of the Roman Empire, whilst I try in vain to get you to appreciate the beauty of re-evaluating Ilse Koch.

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>>6163810
>Negs followed by niceness
U R MYSTERY? !!!!!!!
rate my pic, please

>>6163821
OMG! you could be prom queen! total pass! 10/10 Uberfrau level! R u 20?

>>6163818
I know !!!! I was being sarcastic.

>>6163863
I think so, I wouldn't be surprised if she was.

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>>6163858
Just to suffer

>>6163864
sry pressed send before finishing list ;_;
>>6163868
>never studied that far back
>muh nazis
much to learn you have

>>6163869
Thanks! I was actually thinking about becoming a model, you know?

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>>6163813
thanks...

yeah maybe back then, but I'm not what I used to be and may never be where I want to be

>>6163849
not tiny enough to sleep in mouths sorry

>>6163841
He can't do anything
And he won't
Everything's decided by public healthcare
He can only give me the script for a endo, but he said he's not ready to give it to me
And getting an appointment for an endo takes a few months too
And the local srs surgeon has a waiting list of 4 years
I think i just can't take this any longer

>>6163863
I thought there was a new article about a transgender prom queen. Maybe that was Grace you never know.

>>6163869
no gluteusmedius/10

>>6163858
>browsing facebook
>looking at people from my old school
>they are all cheerful and happy
>jobs, relationships, no mental illness
>im a shut-in NEET tranny
why me

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>>6163863
>>6163870
I wish I had been. I wanted to transition during highschool and if I didn't fuck things up I could have..
God I will forever hate myself.
>>6163867
W-what?
>>6163856
I'll try that then!
>>6163859
I don't think I'll ever be a hot babe but it kinda seems like I've become popular with all the girls here >>
>>6163834
pls i dont look cis
>>6163882
AGAIN I WISH

>>6163879
>tfw not tiny enough to sleep in mouths
why live?

>>6163884
i wanna die

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>>6163491
GO GO GO

YOU CAN DO IT
>>6163836
top kek, (you) wish

>>6163878
If you take hormones you will start to look younger again up to 15 years so don't let your age stop you.

>>6163876
I can't study ALL the history. And I'm kinda tied down to the Nazis for the next 3 years anyway so...

>>6163850
Sulla is an underrated guy, pretty much set the precedent for Caesar. He could have been Caesar but he ended his dictatorship when the legal time ran out. Caesar now was all like "If I'm dictator why do I have to listen to laws?" and the rest is history

>>6163832
Get bangs so we can see your pretty face and you cant hide >:3

>>6163858
To better ourselves and find meaning

>>6163880
Why isn't he?
You work right? Could you start saving for SRS abroad?
Please don't give up. I know it is a long time, but it'll look like nothing in context of your whole life!

>>6163898
what meaning

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>>6163898
I'm gonna get bangs and de-mullet my hair thursday. Or do whatever my stylist wants to do. I'm hoping for good results because I'm gonna be so upset if my hair gets ruined

>>6163893
:/
>>6163897
mhm

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Just finished watching GoT with maddie. John dies again.

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>>6163890
someone salty?

>>6163693
She's really good looking desu senpai. Passes 100% and pulls off the mature look on top of that.

>>6163907
that's dangerous. your hair looks okay right now, I'm sure someone who knows his stuff will find multiple ways to make you look prettier but it's always anxiety indicuing when you're not completely bad right now.

>>6163887
Half of it is natural beauty and feminine charm which you have in great excesses. The other half is confidence and perseverance which you have to work on by accepting yourself. Never let those samefagging anonymous trolls make you think you're not hot.

>>6163900
He said i'm obviously trans but he needs more information to give me Hormones

I don't get money atm and i won't for at least the next 8 years
And i don't know if i want it somewhere else

>>6163908
i'll dedicate my book to you, don't worry bbe <3

>>6163846
Most of history is underhyped ackchually

>>6163850
>Not listing Hadrian as the best emperor
Ignorantem ignorare semper

>>6163836
Birdie outed as PUA tier

>>6163835
>no speako spanish
¿Porque nos has abandonado Shakira?
It's just that first you start tripping in order to gain attention form people, and then when that isn't enough you eventually end up posting on craigslist to get more attention..don't do it Shakira, it's a slippery slope!

>>6163877
I know, you could be like a Heidi Klum from Germany!!!

>>6163883
>Using negs to score fappin' pics
I'm no slut, Mr. PUA

>>6163616
This is the worst tier list I have seen in a while. Half of the trips are in the wrong categories.

>>6163910
If you had replaced "again" with "at the end" you'd have made a decent reference. for shame

>>6163884
I know that feel...
I hate that feeling, everytime!!!

>>6163917
What information does he need?

>>6163924
Fuck off hon troll.

beep stop posting in r9k
if you want a bf date me

>>6163889
I used to think about helium bag a lot. Since hormones I don't so much but Facebook isn't helping.

>ywn have red lovingly swallow your cum drop by drop surrounded by beautiful flowers and huge open Texan sky

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>>6163910
>John dies again.
Are you kidding me? I hope this spoiler is real bwahahaha
>>6163915
Well, they're the same stylist my mom and sister go to, and if I tell her I'm trans and I want her to style me like a girl hopefully I'll get good results.
HOWEVER
2 years ago I went to her and she made my hair look terrible. But then again I didn't have any idea what I wanted to do with it and it was supposed to be a long cut for a guy.
I don't know, I'm scared.
>>6163916
Y-yeah, natural beauty and feminine charm, I've got that in great excess...

>The other half is confidence and perseverance which you have to work on by accepting yourself. Never let those samefagging anonymous trolls make you think you're not hot.
Now this I can do

>>6163919
I mean about the circlejerking.

>>6163925
I didn't want to reveal anything that might happen (allegedly).

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>>6163922
>I know, you could be like a Heidi Klum from Germany!!!

(you)
thats not my trip bby <3

>>6163922
>Not listing Hadrian as the best emperor

Hadrian was defo one of the better, but my favorite is Marc Aurel, followed by Octavian/Augustus (depending on if you count him as an emperor)

>>6163933
good, that'd be gay

>>6163924
>this salty

>>6163917
S E L F M E D
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L
F

M
E
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>>6163888
trips speak truth :c

>>6163929
as annoying as cyba is, she's actually right

>>6163891
>will start looking 15 years younger.
then I can cosplay some loli characters

>>6163928
I don't know, more storys about my life
Last time i told him from early childhood to puberty, now he wants the rest i think
Probably more
Idk, i just want hormones

>>6163937
You're so beautiful that I just wanted to be you so bad ):

>>6163936
Spoiler
Trump loses on November.