/mtfg/ Transgirl General

Which trips do you like - poll, for the previous thread.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10155079
http://www.strawpoll.me/10155079
http://www.strawpoll.me/10155079

>>6151455
Overwatch is free at the moment.

>>6151457
:3 thank you, I've never been called cool before

>>6151589
Where's elanna???

kayla is a spoiled neet

>>6151614
>Where's elanna???
Did she reply to the previous thread? If yes that's my mistake must have missed it.

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>>6151597
u motherless have to help me cross the geno border

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>>6151612

No options for none? They are all sick AGP faggots that need forced testosterone injections to overcome their sexual fantasies.

>>6151612
where is sheen?

please tell me 21 is too late. I don't want the responsibility

>>6151614
not sure she was in the other thread but maybe

>>6151612
>elanna
>Moap
>two coolest trips aren't there
>wtf is this shit
>also Kari

>>6151615
If I was spoiled I would be full time by now

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>>6151614
Overwatch is too casual for me, I don't play video games for f-fun.

>>6151628
Depends on your stats my man.
If you look like I did then yeah

>>6151628
That's a bit late for HRT to save much else than your hair but it's still worth transitioning if you're suffering from dysphoria.

>>6151628
It isn't. Sorry. But if you'd like you can wait another five to ten years and hate yourself for waiting so long instead, it's your choice.

I've been bedridden all day because I forgot to have tea with breakfast
I think it's safe to say I'm entirely dependent on caffeine for bodily functions

>>6151638
Then play CS:GO \o/

>>6151628
>Have a brief period where I try to force myself to not be trans
>Friend that knows I'm trans calls me by my girls name and spoils me
>Makes me so utterly happy that I want to just crawl in to a ball and cry from happiness

shit

>>6151631
Again, those didn't reply to the previous thread

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>>6151638
Just stop giving me a choice. Just tell me no.

>>6151615
and really dumb too

>>6151628
Nah it's possible
I mean, I've made a lot of progress and I started at 22

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>tfw comfy
:)

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>>6151639
a-are you just saying that to him coz he wants you to say no or is it really too late

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>mfw cartman doesn't get any votes

>>6151648
ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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>>6151634
This was when it had a Chinese 140 where the oil slinger sheared off within a couple months.
Imagine this but a silver engine.

I'm not hating Kayla, be my fembro

Who /femboy/ here?

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>tfw too hot to wear a jacket to hide boobs so had to go honmode today
>kid staring at me on the bus
>"psst is that a man or a woman"
>parents talking, ignore the kid
>keeps staring at me
>pull the ol' rapeface-stare back
>it cries
kekkity kek
>later on, grabbing a snack at a cafe
>plenty of disgusted stares from hard footie hooligan types and this table of black high school chavs with skateboards
>constantly checking my reflection in the mirror looking for positives to cling on to
>A-grade femboy who was at the till comes over and gives me a free milkshake
>"tell me if there's anything else you need, sweetie"
>"t-thanks"
normally I avoid posting makeup pics because I'm a fucking hon but eh, fuck it

>>6150479
she was born so severely autistic she couldn't speak as a child, but realised that a big component of the lack of communication skills seen in autism comes from heightened anxiety and sensory overload. She invented the hugbox for herself as a teenager and used it for a while each day and eventually gained the ability to speak. she transformed both livestock agriculture and our understanding of autism, kinda more to her than just 'weirdo' I think.

>>6151088
HORSECROPS FTW <3

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>>6151645
CSGO is too slow and I get impatient and lose focus ;_;

>>6151649
But you'll be super pretty hon.

>>6151658
That does look cosy.

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>>6151667
>knock off 50

>>6151626
I'll AGP your butt anon.

>>6151659
It's never too late to try and fight dysphoria but the results are going to be iffy at best 18+ unless you got insanely lucky with genes.

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>>6151612
wow
whoever made that is a big newfag

>>6151659
What? Fuck no. You're actually pretty likely to pass unless you have incredibly bad genetics.

>>6151670
Then play Melee through NTSC.

>>6151669
this is my fav pic of you

>>6151669
Fuck me you look absolutely disgusting. It's a real shame you weren't beaten to death today.

>>6151684
*Now 180
Idgaf. All's I need is a piranah rolling chassis and I'm set

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>>6151670
>>6151688
>>6151686

I'm too scared to post a face pic but is my body/shoulders too broad to even try?

also dont bully my clothes I was just trying on different stuff

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>>6151648
I just lurk between naps unless there's something to say

>>6151612
pic related

>>6151687
those are only the trips that posted in the last thread i think. no one else was allowed

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heya ~ hows your day today?

>>6151698
This picture is fucking hilarious

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>>6151639
>>6151642
>>6151647
>>6151657
>>6151670
>>6151686
>>6151688

Fug

>>6151698
>ywn be anime

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>>6151700
exactly my point

>>6151701
(you)
miserable.

>>6151669
>pull the ol' rapeface-stare back
>it cries
top lel

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>>6151669
>"psst is that a man or a woman"
This has never happened to me in 3 years of hrt.
Kill me please

>>6151688
I just want fast paced fps ;_;
why are video games dead

>>6151698
No.

>>6151703
s-sorry, am I that bad?

>>6151687
Sophie <333 (You)

I'm tipsy again and wanna make voice clips 4 u. What's something i can say?

>>6151689
>>6151690
well... that's confusing...

>>6151701
started off fucking awful, ended up being okay
got some serious shit heading at me in the next couple of days though
and on Monday I've got my psych appointment where I have to convince some old pysch I'm trutrans to be referred to a gender clinic, 'cause NHS

>>6151669
looking good old kiwi face

>>6151717
Your body looks fine my man. I'm just laughing at the perfectly placed anime head.

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>>6151714
>This has never happened to me in 3 years of hrt.
>Kill me please
wow jeez... surely it cant be that bad?

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>>6151710
why? D: also

>>6151719

>>6151612
>i got the same amount of votes as cartman
KMS y/y?

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>>6151721
Didn't you hear? It's cancelled

>>6151731
You don't look even remotely female.

>>6151717
It's more the YRYR head that makes it funny I think. You don't look bad.

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>>6151690
Not nice anon. Your joke sucks, I know you're being edgy. But don't be an asshole.

>>6151612
>MFW I have more than 1 vote and my mom isn't allowed to vote.

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>>6151717
Stop stuttering, you're not anime (yet)

>>6151730
A kid asked what my name is once.
It's that bad tbhon.

>>6151731
I've never been gendered female.

Clocked as a tranny in boy mode again today.

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>>6151744
>you're not anime yet

what are you my dad say that to my face bitch

>>6151741
It's not a joke it's fucking disgusting and it's not even trans.

>>6151749
What, did someone actually say something or what happened?

>>6151627
everyone hates me

>>6151749
How? You should wear a hoody and shades.

>>6151698
Doesn't look particularly wide to me

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>>6151749
its bc ur cute but dysphoria is fucking with your perceptions :( I wish I could give u a big hug and tell j its gunna be right

>>6151668
Bueno estaria haciendo una peticion de un total de 87 de rp para la cuenta "Riven Box IzI"
Es mi cuenta fijense que el correo esta vinculado con este si necesitan saber la contraseña es
Bueno me gusta mucho riven y espero que un amigo me recarge rp asi me alcanzara para una de sus skins Miren hice un dibujo

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>>6151762

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>leaving on wednesday to go travelling around europe with bf
>feel super happy and ecstatic the past few months about it
>a friend introduces me to a friend who happens to also be mtf and shares a lot of the same circumstances in life as me
>everyone showers her in attention, everyone loves her, she passes flawlessly and is cute, etc
>she is everything i wish i was
>kind of crushing on her out of envy
>she doesn't even know i exist outside of kind of talking to me one time
>sit around all day listening to sad music hoping she will say something to me
>feeling like shit over a girl even though i've never liked girls before and i have a boyfriend who i really really like regardless

its only been like a week but this is the only oneitis i've ever had. i'm such a shitty, fickle, unpleaseable person. i just want to die. thanks for listening pham.

>>6151762
You know that's not true. Honestly I think the only person that really hates you is yourself.

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>>6151687
I know right? Holy shit. I'm sorry for forgetting you when I was getting pissed about it ;~;

>>6151698
Your fashion sense is way better than mine. No hugbox, I just like leggings and sweatshirts.
Solid colors are good for hiding shoulders, and black is especially good.
Btw, I don't recommend posting face pics here. It'll land on too many hard drives and wind up in too many collages, even if you do pass. No bueno.

>>6151714
Oooooh, you want a good arena shooter.
Quake Live was decent, but yeah, rip those games.

>>6151744
a-am I animu yet?

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>>6151757
>dad

>>6151710
(You) <3

>>6151762
So fuck off to leddit then you'd 'fit' in better.

repostan because stuck
>>6151408

>>6151668
Bueno estaria haciendo una peticion de un total de 87 de rp para la cuenta "Riven Box IzI"
Es mi cuenta fijense que el correo esta vinculado con este si necesitan saber la contraseña es
Bueno me gusta mucho riven y espero que un amigo me recarge rp asi me alcanzara para una de sus skins Miren hice un dibujo >>6151597

>>6151612
None of them for many reasons. It explains so much that Kayla has become popular here.

>>6151770
Why don't you talk to her?

>>6151749
iktf famalam, it's fucking scary

though tbf I never "passed" as a ~normal~ person anyway, before it was "oi, fucking tranny!" it was "oi, fucking spaz" etc. so I guess I'm more accustomed to it
still, sucks seeing all the otherwise friendly and innocuous members of the public turn icy and glaring when you catch their attention, it's like something out of The Truman Show having people turn and stare at you all the time

>>6151770
This is why I don't want to be trans. Because I don't get like that when I compare myself to other guys.

but if I transition I just know I'm gonna end up comparing myself to every girl and mtf ever

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>>6151770
have u tred texting her?

Liked subscribed commented

>>6151760
Picking up something under my fiancees name and they asked if it was for me or not.

>>6151765
<3 you're nice

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Sugar daddies are nice and I feel smarter after studying with mine!
Y'all should get one!

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>>6151780
you guys are fucking mean

>>6151762
NO

>>6151792
Will you be at uni on Monday?

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>>6151783
Lo qué?
Why is your password "Well I really like riven"?

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>>6151749
How do I get clocked as a tranny?
I only get gendered male ;A;

>>6151757
▲
▲▲

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>>6151719
I am sorry, I love you bby, but I am not in the mood. Ill go sleep or cry or something.

>>6151733
Idek, I even took my antidepressants but Ive no idea. I guess I had a pretty okay day yesterday and this is the inevitable downswing. I dont even want to know what its going to be when I am off ads in 2 weeks. I guess its time to get some strong rope ready for... recreational use

>>6151775
>I'm sorry for forgetting you when I was getting pissed about it ;~;
thats alright <3

>>6151779
(you)
<3

>>6151793
You don't already compare yourself to girls and mtfs?

>>6151759
actually robin looks pretty good there

>tfw my mum and 16-year-old cis sister both have pretty deep and guyish voices so idek what to aim for with my own girlvoice

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anon are you there???

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>>6151801
I hope you weren't planning on stealing my kill Anon

>>6151801
No, Mr./Ms. university spree shooter, lectures have ended so I'll be at home revising apart from going out to my appointment.

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>>6151808
<3

>>6151798
indeed they are but then again when are they not

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>>6151802
awesome outfit

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>>6151797
What have you been studying?

>>6151811
aim for "not them"

>>6151804
you hardly get yendered as anything cuz you dont go out

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>tfw every second thread on the front page is about someone failing boymode
>tfw you're the only one who isn't failing boymode
>tfw you realize most ppl here talking about failing boymode are 18 unlike you
>tfw too old for hormones to work on my masculine manhon's body
>tfw forever trapped in an estrogen-resistant manhon body

>>6151809
It's not a thought I allow to cross my mind. I don't even pay attention to women when I'm out. And no one pays attention to me. And that's the way I like it.

"You are a man. Don't even bother comparing"

>>6151749
Now that makes me nervous. I didn't understand until what happened today to me. Sorry Basic. Hope you're well

>>6151759
Oh I see, the more I write to you, the more emboldened you'll become. Sorry for thinking that you were better than this. :(

>>6151824
Same. And when you ask for advise how to fix this shit regardless you get no replies. Such is the life of a nobody.

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>>6151823
The few times I go outside I get gendered male though.

>>6151814
>>6151816

I was just going to muster a group of chavs and chuck stones at him desu.

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>>6151762
sheen I nvr hated u bb

>>6151796
cheer up basic ur not nearly as bad as you think considering u haven't even been in hrt long at all it'll get better I promise

>>6151808
NO don't even think about that. I want you to live Sophy! Pls get some rest and cuddle with ur bf to feel better and remember ilu too so so so so so so so much! ur like my long lost lodttle sister! <3333

I'm on Skype 24/7 if u ever wanna cry or vent or talk or need some cheering up. Ur so important to me I'll drop w/e I'm doing to see about u! (I know ur shy but it's not imposing on me at all I WANT and enjoy giving u some TLC)

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>>6151786
>>6151793
when i try to talk to people, i get an intense suspicion that the person i'm trying to talk to doesn't like me and wants me to go away.

i sit around all day trying to find the courage to talk to her. she is always talking to other people or playing games with them. all of her friends live close to her. don't even think she's gay anyways. i live like 2000 miles away and i'm fucking disgusting on top of that.

why would she ever want to talk to me? this situation combined with some other shit i've been dealing with had me dangerously close to killing myself last night. at midnight i walked out onto a freeway overpass and stood on the edgy and just cried for like 5 minutes before i stepped down and walked home in the rain.

i removed her on steam because i didn't want to be reminded that she was doing stuff with other people and not thinking about me in the slightest.

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>>6151824
I know all these feels.

>>6151810
Just stop the hugboxing it's not even funny anymore.

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>>6151824
You're not the only one that isn't failing boymode here. ;_; I guess I should be happy with what I have managed so far given how late I started, but...

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>>6151749
Idktf.

No one suspects I am a tranny even with my long hair, it's always "hello young man" or "here's your change, sir".

>tfw super-stealth

>>6151821
Sucking man dick.
And Renaissance history

Who /looks fine from a straight on picture shot but side profile looks absolutely disgusting/ here?

>>6151829
Kill yourself you fucking hon.

>>6151838
Sorry you feel like that.

T makes me pretty soulless and apathetic. Like I don't even get crushs anymore. It's nice to not feel love. As bad as that sounds.

>>6151838
I find a lot of this situation eeriely familiar.

>>6151854
I blame my mom for the awful chin profile but desu straight on is pretty bad as well. Top-down selfie whoring angles is where it's at.

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>>6151810
>tfw even Edgar looks more fem than you ever will

>>6151838
Just. Talk. To. Her. Already.

>>6151854
same t b h
>>6151860
>Top-down selfie whoring angles is where it's at.
this!

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>>6151850
>three years hrt
>long hair with bangs
>still manlier than most men my age
>never been gendered female
;_;

>>6151862
>complains about hugboxers endlessly
>hugboxes

Enough

>>6151865
i would just annoy her and she would get mad at me or worse. what's the point?

>>6151860
are you saying you know me or something?

>>6151854
I look bad from the front but from the side I look like I should be put down

>>6151852
>renaisance history
Milano, Firenze, Genoa or Venezia?

>>6151856
Sure, whatevs dude.

>>6151836
I just want to coma for two years until my face is less messed up

>>6151879
that's like the opposite of larry's problem. she looks nearly identical from pretransition in a head on photo

that's why all of them are those weird angle shots.

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i was almost ran over by a driver today because no one wanted to let me cross to the other side

why do they always miss??

>>6151877
>are you saying you know me or something?
No, not at all, I just recognize a lot of similar stuff that's been going on in my life and how I react to stress/depression/anxiety from what you said. Stuff like:
>when i try to talk to people, i get an intense suspicion that the person i'm trying to talk to doesn't like me and wants me to go away.
>i live like 2000 miles away and i'm fucking disgusting on top of that.
>this situation combined with some other shit i've been dealing with had me dangerously close to killing myself last night
>i removed her on steam because i didn't want to be reminded that she was doing stuff with other people and not thinking about me in the slightest.
Same words could come out of my mouth pretty much.

>>6151749
How I looked for reference

https://unsee
.cc/detasomi/

looks like a girl to me

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>>6151870
>tfw iktf
>tfw 13 months HRT
>tfw old women hit on me more
>tfw men act more aggressive towards me than ever before
>tfw living proof that HRT can make you more masculine

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>>6151894
I hate you.

>>6151862
>passing online
angles and lighting is not real life

>>6151879
my side face profile is bad, but my body side profile is passable

>>6151888
>chivaly is not dead
people always stop, were you not in girlmode?

>>6151877
>i would just annoy her and she would get mad at me or worse. what's the point?
That's depression talking. Work through it. Talk to her.

>>6151894
Yeah boymode kinda failing senpai.

>>6151894
how come 99% of the complaining posts in this thread are made by people who can't even do basic shit like shape their eyebrows????

like you have to fucking T R Y

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>>6151879
>from the side I look like I should be put down
i fucking know that feel

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>>6151894
CIS GIRL GET OUT REEEEE

>>6151899
W-why?

>>6151894
Not bad

>>6151894
looks like a ftm desu

>>6151905
Not trying tho. It's boymode. I'm two months on. I'm not gonna actually make an effort to look like a girl til after 6

>>6151905
Because endlessly posting and complaining here is easier than trying.

>>6151903
work through it for what? so i can get a few moments of pity attention that i know won't last? me pathetically going to her isn't going to make her want to be my friend or anything.

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>>6151900
>people always stop
People never stop for me.

>were you not in girlmode?
I don't have girlmode.

>>6151900
>>passing online
>angles and lighting is not real life
Robbin objectively looks better than most of the other trips. They have angles and lighting too. Some of them are even heavy on the photoshop.

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>>6151909
Because you are fine and it hurts my hon feeling when i'm 100 times worse off than you and passing scum still complain.

>>6151854
see >>6151879 desu

>>6151888
shitty way to kill yourself, don't fuck with people who aren't trained in that shit
my plan, if I do off myself:
1. rent hotel suite
2. construct nitrogen exit bag
3. put note on bathroom door
4. do it in bathroom
note should warn to call the police immediately and not open the bathroom door, thereby preventing cleaning staff etc. from necessarily seeing something unpleasant, and hopefully the police will send someone with some experience

if you're gonna do it, at least attempt to be responsible

>>6151922
Name 3 trips that look worse

>>6151838
>at midnight i walked out onto a freeway overpass and stood on the edgy
freudian slip

still, sad stuff. you should remember that no one really goes to "why is this person even talking to me?" unless you make an ass of yourself and can't even give the impression that you like her.

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>>6151930
i hate when people who pass better than me tell me to kill myself

>>6151920
No, if anything because you need to not go along with what your depression is telling you to be afraid of in order to start getting better.

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>>6151933
ur not dumb, everyone has bad days where theyee feeling blue! Remember last week when I was down? You suoer helped me feel better *hugs* <3

>>6151935
ok here how it will go

>spend a bit talking to her
>its made obvious i like her
>"h-haha okay..."
>she goes back to forgetting i exist

whats the point

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>take some selfie
>look alright except
>dead soulless eyes

But why

>>6151914
>>6151911
Thank you.

>>6151908
Don't make fun

>>6151904
Fuck. I have to man up then.

>>6151925
I don't pass tho bae

>>6151940
I hate that you keep posting here and lying about how you look. Life's tough like that.

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why do people IRL ignore my existence? it's like i have become invisible over the months

maybe people are grossed out by me? it certainly feels like i have leprosy or something

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P-please? I'm really stuck with voice training, I can't get into the range/resonance at all and the links in the OP only helped me hide my adams apple at will :s
>Are there any more beginner friendly resources for a neet that hasn't used their voice much at all in the past 6 years?

>>6151916
That's your boymode?

>>6151970
Yeah...

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>>6151956
i am not lying! i was never gendered female once in my life and i have been on hormones for so many months now and that's nothing but the truth

>>6151965
https://clyp.it/wfwsbqf2

>>6151965
I hope someone can give you some good advice, I don't have much to give because I haven't had any success with voice training myself.

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>>6151945
but I am post transition and stuff and should be well off and happy
but for some reason it doesnt work that way.

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Just a daily reminder that with enough patience, effort, and estrogen, it really does get better. You'll be there before you know it looking back on the past few years and being super glad you made the choice. Hell, you'll even catch yourself feeling cis at times, where the whole "I'm trans" thing is nothing more than a passing thought. You can live a normal life, so keep it up, know you aren't alone, and get to it ladies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy_JlG7C-T8

>>6151965
i used this

Rebbit com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/

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>tfw your 'girl' mode has a 5 o clock shadow

>>6151975
Wow, You look ftm at least and a tomboy at most.

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alright, I've gotta go. I'll talk to you girls later <3

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My hormones just arrived! Fuck I'm so nervous again. I still need to lose weight before I start them though.

>>6151993
I'm not even going to try having a girl mode until that gets dealt with. I wish laser was faster...

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>>6151986
No it does not get better.

>>6151996
take care!

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REMOVETRANSBIAN remove transbian
you are worst AGP. you are the AGP idiot you are the AGP smell. return to AGPgen. to our femboy cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,transbians we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole APG stink transbian sqhipere shqipare..AGP genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead AGP...ahahahahahTRANABIANS WEWILLGETYOU!! do not forget ww2 .transbians we kill the Jenner, transbians return to your precious lesgen….hahahahaha idiot AGP and transbians smell so bad..wow i can smell it.REMOVETRANSBIANS FROMTHEPREMISES. you will get caught. Trannys+Gaygen+Lesgen+/pol/=kill Transbians…you will ww2/ Bailey Jay alive in mtfg, Jamie Clayton making album of Keenu. fast rap trannys mtfg. we are rich and have boyfriends now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink AGP… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

Tupac alive numbr one #1 in mtfg ….fuck the Jenner ,..FUCKk ashol AGP no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the AGP farm aminal with rap magic now we the straight AGP rule .ape of the zoo presidant Bruce Jenner fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. Straights greattst trannys

>>6152001
Oh, crestfallen girl. You poor thing.

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i am so gross and ugly and manly and not cute

>>6151993

Use concealer for in the meantime of laser or electro.

>>6151983
well post transition doesn't magically make life problem free. its just a diff set of problems that show up. that life. All we can do is handle them as best we can. that's all any of us are doing. trying the best we know how. Sometimes it works other times it doesn't but the important thing is to remember not to give up OK?

it can be hard I know but u have so many ppl that love and care about u. Ur super important and valuable <3

>>6151998
How much weight do you want to lose first? I mean, it's a trade-off between losing weight and losing time, it might be counter-productive to take too long losing weight before starting.

>>6151998
no you don't . if anything it'll redistribute the fat that you have

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how do I make my eyes look less weird

>>6151983
Can say that I'm post transition as well and I'm still depressed fairly often, just not constantly anymore, and now it's seemingly without reason. Transitioning isn't going to solve everything. Just leaves less on your plate.

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>Tfw no fembro

>>6152020
concealer under your eyes

>>6152020
Hide them behind sunglasses maybe?

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>>6152006
>girl

>>6151612
>liking kayla

>>6151996
<3 u, take care.

>>6152030
is it that bad

>>6151940
I'm not telling you to do it, that's my own plan in case I do it. I'm just saying if you do then try not to endanger or upset people in the process out of spite or apathy

I want to bully lain irl.

>>6151998
>>6152018
I'm going full catabolic and getting down to the lightest possible weight. Because if I still have too many masc features on my frame at my lowest bmi. Then I can safely just abandon transition with closure that it never was going to work.

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>>6152009
yeah but it is supposed to be easier to bear but for some reason its not. I kinda feel it has gotten harder.

>>6152023
>Just leaves less on your plate.
I really wish I had sudokud when I could have done it without ruining the life of this guy I am terribly in love with.

>>6152040
Nah, and concealer would probably work just as well.

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>>6152045
Why?

>>6152027
isn't that 1/2 dewalt useless from removing lugs?

>>6152056
pls ur not a burden don't give up dear. You have ppl rinhelp you thru this just hang on!

>>6152047
You're probably not going to be in a great place to tell if you have too many masculine features or not, though; get feedback from other people, at least. (Although what are you planning on doing if you abandon transition? That just seems like a bad plan...)

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>>6152018
Well I'm sitting at 200 right now. Mostly muscle but still some fat as well. I'm thinking 140 is what I should at least be at before I start. I can get down to that by this fall if I really tried.

>>6152019
I heard that was mostly a myth or bullshit.

>>6151980
Mic quality isn't the best. There's some blowing in the mic and it would cut off if i put the mic further, sorry about that :s
http://vocaroo.com
/i/s13w9Sg3knKY

>>6151988
Gonna check this out as well. Thank you!

>>6151669
Jesus I wish I looked like you

>>6151965
>tfw can easily get to andro/fem pitch but cannot voluntarily change voice resonance in any way at all
>tfw not sure if the muscles required are even functional because brain damage

>>6151959
iktf familia

>>6152059
I want to shove you and then force you to wear a dress and then take you out to dinner.

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>>6152020
I use concealer for mine, cus if I don't, they end up looking like this for some reason, which makes me look like I don't sleep or something

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>>6152076
Wouldn't it be embarrassing to be on a date with a man in a dress?

>>6152007
iktf
numb it with drugs whenever possible, works for me most of the time

why do you guys always make links like this

http://example.com
/example

Story time with Agony Uncle!

Very sorry about being not around properly today folks, I got ambushed by some very mean friends. I was going to be around but they bribed me with sambuca and anime, and trolled me hard. They convinced the local teller in my go-to convenience store that I was in fact a woman, and he had got it wrong all this time, and I stood there blushing like an idiot. While I appreciate the sentiment, I'm going to fucking kill them when I rise to world domination, and see how they like a public death.

That being said, he probably knows they were joking. I pass about as well as a kidney stone, so I don't even try.

Agony Uncle's repository of useless knowledge is once again open to the public. ASK ME QUESTIONS DAMNIT.

Oooh is Basic here?

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>>6152060
It was cheap on sale. Yeah, for the most part. It worked tho. It's working on everything except this last bolt... gonna need a torch :(
>In other news, redneck stopped and tried talking to me when my ass was waving in the air. He *nope'd when I croaked guy voice in a half struggle grunt. Kek

I get that girls working in shit is hot... but come the fuck on.

>>6152069
kek well THAT'S one I haven't heard before, you may want to see more pics before you say that senpai

>>6152085
No.

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>>6152064
oh, I am not going to hurt myself, I am sorry if I made that impression. dont worry ;~;
Ill stop complaining now

>>6152088
cause 4chan wont let us post otherwise.

>>6152091
where do you live and how old are you?

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Hnnnng... Why is he this fucking hot

>>6152088
some websites get flagged as spam so you have to make it not look a URL to the spam filter bot

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>>6152085
only to the untrained eye

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>>6152065
It's because I have a lot of muscle. Should be done in a few months of protein starvation.

If I need to abandon its game over.

>>6152095
Dublin and 20. I'm due to die at thirty but fuck that noise. People were trying to convince me to transition earlier (I can't remember if you were around, I think you were) but as I said then, I'd rather dedicate as much of my free time as I have helping others to be happy.

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>>6152094
Y e s

>>6152095
if venting helps you feel better then go for it but kk I was worried for a bit ^^;

>>6152109
But you're a girl my man

>>6152088
For the odd chance it gets filtered as spam let alone something worse that can get me banned. Has happened before with completely harmless links that have had specific letter combinations in them

>>6152091
Hello there person I don't really know much yet~

>>6152091
literally who
why do you expect anyone to ask you anything about anything

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>>6152045
I want to bully lain into grooming herself and going outside and forcing her to interact with people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kolxB9SV_dU

Females Spartan just ain't up to Scratch..

traps are so dead on the inside, the look on their empty faces and placid eyes scare me

you people scare me

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>>6152113
Yeah but I look like a man.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10155709

>>6152117
Hi there!

>>6152118
I'm newish, I've been actively posting for the past two days or so, but I've been monitoring here for years.

Basically I can answer stupid questions in a mildly informative and comedic way.

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>>6152108
oh I overread some of it. what makes you more knowlegable than the average person here? Or am I misinterpreting a figure of speech?

>>6152110
no. If I was I wouldnt post about it.

>>6152120
>tfw I just want to bully you a little

>>6152126
good

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>>6152120
bullying isnt right anon

>>6152132
Kays ttyl ilu <3

>>6152126
We're not traps though, I think you want /femgen/.

>>6152120

Post butt.

i want to hug sheen

>>6152132
Absolutely fuck all. I mean, I'm interested in science, and have spent time looking into archaic knowledge sources, and like languages and am basically a super nerd who tries to be funny and I like to answer questions to the best of my knowledge. Besides, who cares what I know, I'm posting on the chans. Take everything that's said with a grain of salt, and laugh at the comedy that emerges!

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>>6152132
I'll bully you bb..
Meet me behind the shop at 8

>>6152069
>actually wanting to look anything like Edgar
how masc do you have to be to set that thing as your end-goal?

>>6152120
i want a dominant elf gf now

>>6152131
Oh cool well hi. Also as for >>6152108 it honestly helps more than you may think I mean lets just be honest happily cis people don't come here unless chasing pretty much.

Where's Elanna?
Is she out doing drugs? I hope she's having a good time

>>6152140
trap is so over used
femgen is male, and just femmy guys

>tfw fem guy who likes to present as female and post on mtfg

>>6152068
>http://vocaroo.com
>/i/s13w9Sg3knKY
vocaroo is absolute shit quality, use clyp.it

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>>6152120
This sounds nice tbhon.

>>6152154
... I mean, I know I have cis friends who browse here for schadenfreude, but they don't actively interact with the community. Besides, I'm in the game as well, though not specifically chasing, I'm open to relationships with all.

Now if only the geneva convention didn't prevent the creation of robo-waifus...

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>>6152155
meeting ex.
probably a good time

>>6152144
I-I dont even know you

>>6152143
fair enough.
>who cares what I know,
I am a little autistic about this stuff desu ._.

you said youve lurked for years, what do you know about me?

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>>6152126
I can see forever

>>6152132
O-okay

>>6152136
>anon
Ill scratch you with my nails anon >_<

they're 2.5 on the mohs hardness scale

>>6152141
do u mind if its the same one as last time bc thats all I got

>>6152170
I browsed here and now I am ftm so then I can be mtf because I love all of you and want to fit in so bad<3

>>6152120
kill yume

steal boobs

>>6151980
>>6152157
https://clyp
.it/hxmh1bpd
Sounds pretty much exactly the same to me, probs due to mic.

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>>6152120
I need somebody to bully me like that. ;_;

>>6152170
>I know I have cis friends who browse here for schadenfreude
Really? I was curious why cis people would even come here tbqh

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>>6152179
kill urself nigger

>>6152173
Ah, perhaps I mispoke, I didn't lurk per-say, that I browsed the board looking for lols and interesting facts. I rarely looked further through threads than the first 5 posts, and didn't become acquainted with any of the trips.

>>6152175
Personal motto anon. People are people are people. If you're accepting of me, I'll accept you. I can't speak for the others though.

>>6152183
I have asshole friends. They're nice people, they just like laughing that the pain of others.

>>6152170
Fair enough ^^ You're right though what I said mainly pertains to those who actually interact around here for more than a day.

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>>6152185
But I can't get bullied into being an almost-functional human if I'm dead.

>>6152185
Electroboom is such a funny guy

>>6152192
I want to disagree with this, but I think that bringing you back to life would annul the whole dead part.

>>6152173
I'm your friendly neighborhood mechtranny

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>>6152188
awwwww

>>6152178
Bitch u sound like you're whispering. Don't fucking whisper. Sounds like waaaayy too airy.

>>6152202
Build me a suit of power armour

Here's 5 billion dollars

>>6152188
>I rarely looked further through threads than the first 5 posts, and didn't become acquainted with any of the trips

See I assumed otherwise as well which is why I said that. Carry on.

>>6152204
Sorry, from what I've seen in the past two days though, you like your anime-nazis? I don't know what's up with that but you seem nice.

>>6152208
>Build me a suit of power armour
FUCK YEAH, I WANNA DO THIS!

>>6152152
I wish I was that elf senpai, i feel kinda dom sometimes now

I even have an elfish ear so likeee

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>>6152199
If you could bring me back as a girl I might be okay with that.

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>>6152120
I wanna bully you into loving yourself so you'll dump that lump of shit

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>>6152212
Excellent.

>>6152220
>>6152223
Fuse these Ideas anyone?

Cyber-girl must be a project of mine at some point. If I ever get a chance to fund the sciences, I'll commission it.

>>6151612
should I become a trip? I could do with the attention

>>6152176
I dont think it works that way

shes just like a succubus or something and stealing all my boob growth xc

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>>6152210
Ive been around since 2013, but I have had patches where I didnt post for a few months or longer. I am post op and have been fulltime for 3,5 years. I am still a mess tho.
as for anime nazi pics. I didnt really avatar until cartman posted this picture @me a few weeks ago, so I decided to roll with it.
since I am german, thats kinda fitting

>>6151628
>half say hormones after 18 does nothing
>half say they transitioned just fine at 25 even 30
Who is jewing who?

>>6152239
whats it llike having a vagina?

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>>6152240

>>6152231
It comes with good and bad aspects tbdesu. It does help for building connections though.

>>6151612
>I'm on there.
>5 votes

O__o
O-Okay...
I didn't realise I was that popular!

>>6152239
Fucking aces lass. Aces out the wazoo.

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God damn why did all my friends go back home for a few weeks when the semester ended? I'm bored out of my mind. I just wanna get drunk but I hate drinking alone.

>>6152240
It's one of those 'starting sooner always helps, and means there's less effort needed' situations. Know that the meme image linked is semi accurate though as well the anons often are mad and want to stop people from having what they missed out on.

>>6152207
If I increase the volume no voice comes out at all, that's the highest I can get without it turning to just 100% air.

gem and grace are the best trips i love them desu

>>6152240
<18 you have much much higher chance at passing. Some can still do it at 25+ but odds are stacked hard against you and you're going to need some great genetics and probably a bunch of FFS and other such things to pass, though chances are you'll end up as hon if you start that late. If you suspect you have dysphoria try to figure if you want it treated as fast as possible - protip: if you have it you're going to want it treated at some point so the sooner you start the better.

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>>6152248
wut?

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>>6151612
>Grace - 20 Votes
that's honestly really amazing like it means a lot to me to see that <3
i hope i can repay it some time, you all should know ill always be here for you if you need anything, be it a shoulder to lean on, someone to talk to, or just a friend or somethin <3

>>6152271
I don't actually know, I just started saying that one day. I think it evolved from "fuckin a", which is a phrase a friend of mine is vocally attached to, and my tendency to call to call everyone lass, or kiddo.

The wazoo part, I picked up from my parents.

Help! I need to decide between Chinese and pizza, and time is running out.

Pizza leaves more leftovers, but Chinese comes with more MSG. What should I do?

>>6152282
What kind of pizza and what Chinese? The specifics are important in this situation.

>>6152282
Morrocan, or failing that, Thai.

hi gang how's it going

>>6152282
za

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>>6152282
Pizza of course. how is that even a question.
be trutrans

Anyone else here down booze like it's what you were born to do? I think even outside of tranny reasons, I probably drink too much. In fact, no probably about it. Just always been how I've dealt with my problems. The thing is, I don't even drink most days, but any time I get depressed, I drink VERY heavily.

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>>6152242
Its great cause no genital dysphoria and proper sex and stuff and no tucking

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>>6152221
I appreciate it but it really doesnt help

she does that all the time and tells me to fuck off and stop whining when I feel awful about myself usually and that just makes me feel sad abd empty and want to bottle it up

>>6152278
its because you're a sweetheart <3

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So along with my hormones that came in the mail today, I also recived a letter in the mail from a company called Flor De Sal D'es Trenc. It had a German return address and 2 satcheds of white powder taped to the back of it. Pic related is the satcheds. Did someone just send me anthrax?

>>6152091
I'm in and out, what's up?

>>6152117
I don't know them well. But so far AU is pretty great

>>6152285
Chinese would be spicy chicken stuff on rice with some veg

Pizza would be... There's so many options. Sadly, this place lacks artichoke hearts. They use too much cheese, so I need to order reduced that. I made too many decisions today. Someone rescue me and suggest a pizza to compete!

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And it's done... Not even in pain. Now I'm really curious to see how it looks like down there.

>>6152302
Don't smoke it.

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Checking out the lebbit tutorial and ran into some trubble:
>Say the word "up". You'll feel the larynx hop slightly. Keep repeating "up", raising the pitch slightly each time. If you have a piano, follow a scale. After a few iterations, you won't be able to go any higher. This is the limit of your natural voice. But don't worry, we can change the limit!
I'm pretty daft with this stuff, what does the "follow a scale" mean? Just higher voice? I don't own a piano or any instrument for that matter. Anyhow it gets worse...
>Keep going upwards and you'll feel a strange crack in your larynx, this is the falsetto range. You'll sound like a cartoon character, but that doesn't matter. We'll use this a base for building your new voice.
You previously hit the limit of your voice and the very next paragraph wants you to just go higher than it? This is where I generally get lost with these tutorials, every one of them is like 'lol just do the falsetto/micky mouse voice and work from there' and I have no idea how to get that high. Yes I'm a huge pleb with this and I'm probably missing something obvious but I just can't figure it out by myself.