I'm bisexual

"Mom, dad, I'm bisexual."

Alternatively, if both are female:

"Mom, mom, I'm bisexual."

If both are male:

"Dad, dad, I'm bisexual."

>>6147307
I call one of my dads Pops and the other Dad.

>>6147003
"ma, pa, i'm bisexual"
should do the trick

>>6147003
In all seriousness, you should tell them only when you feel happy to and that doesn't have to be at all, no one's forcing you to come out

>>6147003
"Mom, dad, I'm bishreksual."

>>6147003
its dont

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>>6147003
throw a pizza party

>>6151508
No that's how you come out as trans

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>>6151600
KYS then shitlord

>>6147003
if female, you don't have to because you are just "exploring your sexuality"

if male, you don't tell anyone. You keep your parents in the dark. You tell females and trannies that you're straight. You tell gays that you are gay but were in the closet in the past.

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>>6151795
Yea if you tell your parents they'll ask "which you like better"

Stay single until you move out (or forever)

>>6147003
"Mom, Dad, I'm a fake sexuality."

>>6147003
date/fuck/marry opposite sex partners. don't tell anyone that you're bi.

>>6147003
Don't unless you actually end up seriously dating a guy.

>>6147003
It depends. Are you in a place where it would be dangerous to do so? Consider the factors...
>Coping with rejection
>Possibility of isolation from family
>How accepting your parents are
>If you think they would eventually accept it
...
I don't see a problem with it, and don't worry about dating. It's a part of who -you- are, and it's not a bad thing. If someone can't accept that, then that's fine, but they're not the one for you. But you don't have to come out. Bisexuality is of course misunderstood by some, but I wouldn't have a problem dating someone who is bisexual. It's really just a matter of how you treat someone. Good luck. <3